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what would be your first move if you crash landed on an unknown alien planet?
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Say "Ayy Lmao"
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go on 4chan
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fap
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>>684107874

Assuming my ship/escape pod still had working scanners, I'd check the atmosphere to see if it was breathable for humans.
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prepare my anus
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>>684108576
okay assuming its breathable and you know there is life. what next?
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be a space nigger and find the nearest moon
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>>684107874
Find one of them and probe its butthole. In this case I'M the alien, niggaz.
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>>684107971
Lololol! This, and aside from survival build towards the industrial age. Then mine that fucker and build a 3 story statue of myself and live in it.
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Investigate the planets trap scene
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>>684107874
introduce the local population to our lord and savior, Hitler.
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>>684109116
OMFG. Anons like u make life worth living.
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breed with the local wildlife.
i am my genes.
if my genes are part of the ecosystem, then i need not fear death
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>>684107874
be friendly, knowledgeable
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Teach the population about memes
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Survive! .search water,food and refuge.
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>>684107874
Illuminati did 9/11
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>>684107874
die from alien microbes of be poisoned by ingesting life forms not of my planets evolutionary genome
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Fuck a hole in the dirt so I could say I fucked everyone.
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>>684109560
1776 mo'fucka REPRESENT
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>>684107874
Verify life support and comms. Then camo the vehicle if I could. Then a light perimeter search and prepare to camp up for whatever weather this bitch had to offer.
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Going to search for Dat Boi
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Find some new drugs
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>>684110781
>landing on a new atmospherically habital planet as a human being born and bred of earth and not bringing cannabis with you
can't even put the dun goofeds into words, nigguh
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