If you could go back in time to meet your father when he was the same age than yourself.
What is the most shocking revelation you would tell him ?
You'll be dead soon
your son will move away from you after you destroy his only hobby and chance at making it big. And he will never forgive you, even after you kill yourself over him.
I will probably fuck up his Comic fanatism by revealing Marvel SJW conspiration
Captain America is black
Thor is a woman
iron Man is the icon of mysogyny
Hulk is tamed by a woman
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don't ignore the speck on your liver
>>684095769
One day you will make serious money and the struggle is worth it, however you remain a cheap cunt all your life.
>>684095769
You're going to get married but have a very bitter divorce, your three biological children will ALL be either gay or transgender, and oh yes you'll end up marrying again - but this time you'll marry some portuguese coal burner and you'll have to look after her lil nigga while she goes back to college for LIBERAL ARTS
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>>684096054
No one care about your life
Pic related
The giant will fall
Beware of the kebab
>>684096182
actually telling him this might make him kill himself, which would then mean I never existed, getting two birds stoned at once
You die and I grow up an orphan.
>>684095769
He would have probably kicked my ass and told me to go fuck myself.
My dad today has a great job, house paid off, new wife, new daughter, multiple cars paid off, couple hundred grand in the bank, money into retirment.
Back when he was a kid he partied every goddamn damn, cocaine like a boss, smoked pot everyday, speed, bars, motorcycles, 70s metal music, parties parties parties, he was known for bouncing his head off other guys heads(nasty headbutt). He red lined daily. It all eneded after a couple dwi and he got his shit together.
Wouldnt have told him anything
Dont go to afganistan war. You will get blown up with a mine.
The soviet union will callapse in five years. Get to the countryside.
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Seems legit
>>684095769
to save the clock tower