>walking around at night, going from work
>I work at a pub, nothing to do on Tuesdays so I was just slacking around
>Whenever there's nothing to do, I take a broken pool cue and wrap rubber tape around it endlessly
>literally dozens of tapes around it already, it's a rubber bat
>end of shift, decide to take bat home and add some finishing touches on it
>walking through dark alley, very few lampposts
>see another person approaching, hear awful slimepunk or some shit coming from his headset that looks like he works in NASA
>pass by him and hear slurping sounds from his face even though he was turned around
>back away in a reflex, he gets annoyed:
>"what motherfucker? Never seen an artist before?" and spits on the ground in front of me
>take rubber bat out of backpack like a sword
>he gets scared, push him in between two containers
>start bashing him with the bat which is heavy like metal due to all the tape on it
>the hits sound like hitting a dead horse with a baseball bat
>I can see that his skin separates from his flesh when I hit his legs
>keep smashing him until he stops screaming
>take padlock out of backpack
>lock his cheek/mouth together, take ley with me and throw it off a bridge
Bot sure if it was the faggot from your pic, but he looked the fucking same
You are very welcome, good sir
I just know the guy because he used to work next to my apartment in a laundry mat, used to see him smoke outside and laugh my ass off
Each time he takes a hit from a cigarette, he has to cover those holes on his face with his palms, it looked brilliant
Also, one day I saw him all bruised, swollen face, one eye closed, walking on a crutch etc
I wondered what world these people live in, what kind of people they hang out with and what do they do to get beaten up like this?
I remember a bruise on his leg too, looked like a bat strike, I can't believe this coincidence
Was it really? Got a link?
It September 2015
I don't fucking believe this
Are you serious? Did you ever talk to him?
So many questions
I really wanna know did he change by now
>I was shitposting
Thought so because of the other anon, but I thought it was also in the papers
Nah it wasn't, imagine an article about that degenerate in the papers, no one would care
Which is why I beat him up
I thought he was a hobo by the way he looks, but was sure he wasn't one because of the fucking pilot headset
I'm not bullshiting, he still works at the same laundry mat
I never talked to him, he's exactly as you said
Makes slurping noises, acts like he's better than everyone, dramatically turns his head when someone's looking at him and so on
I'm happy you beat him up, he seems to be moving way less since I saw him fucked up. He used to walk left-right when he smoked, now he just stands in one place.
And that fucking headset, man
It was so loud that it used to wake me up when he smokes at night while I sleep
He doesn't have it anymore, I'm oretty sure you broke it
Thank you. You are my hero.
Because we have safes at work where we leave our stuff.
All you gotta do is bring your padlock to lock it, I thought I would need it, but never used it
I was so fucking furious with that scenelizzard when I was beating him up, I had great ideas. I wanted to lock him to a fence, but couldn't be bothered dragging him
I had so many thoughts about that guy
I was thinking I overdid it, asked myself why I even did it. Now I'm happy, fuck him.
Any idea if he also lives close to that laundry mat? I'd like to fuck with him
I had a fuck buddy, she started dating someone so we stopped fucking. Went out once after with her, she told me she did this with the bf, i was like bi5ch all that time we fucked why didnt you do this with me? Thats all
I'll never eat cottage cheese again...
The actual last was from here but we have too many reposts of reposts already. I think this is the last from elsewhere.
A la pescadería!
She's the uneducated mayor from Barcelona.
I like traps, anal play, butt plugs especially with tails, dicks, animal parts on people and slutty behavior. The drawn semi realistic art style is also a nice departure from the usual trap stuff involving real people. Oh and the face on this is pretty cute too. Don't some of these things turn everyone on at least a little?
I was hoping for;
>hide your partner's used dildo
>leave trail down the rabbit hole
>dildo is to be hidden with nudes of partner with signed consent form saying that finder gets to cuck hider
Allright, she drop out from college, did not finish the grade, but she had really good grades. That does not mean I don't like her.
Guy was asking our opinion on his car sealing... What's yours /b/
you guys , you guys!
I have an idea , lol, you guys
I'm gonna make a, ... wait hear me out on this, guys!
I'm gonna make a window, no two windows , wait, wait ,I have the best idea. I'm going to make two windows in the sides of my mouth , so I can poke my tongue through!!!
Attenborough: "The obesity stores its food in its stomach pouch, where it slowly digests over a period of decades in greasy skin oil and other assorted slime. Once food disappeares down the fetid maw, it never comes out. There can be a variety of reasons for this. For this obesity, the reason is a colon blocked with a tree trunk's worth of impacted shit."