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No Cringe/Beta Male Thread? Fucking FAGS.
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>>684089659
>>thread pic though
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>>684089659
This is YLYL worthy
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>>684089659
Heh beta fag
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>>684089659
>it only took him 3 days
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>>684089659
He should be beaten to death in the town center after his actions were cited to him as a lesson to all men, don't do this.
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>>684089659

Bruh she's retarded that guy is gonna be a millionaire lol
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>>684089659
I get it, it's cringe because the 9gag watrmark
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>>684090650
yup. OP is a 9fag
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>>684090993
oh
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>>684089659
cancer
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lol
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>>684091331
My favourite
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Best one
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>>684091481
if one of you retarded faggots believes this to be true, you are the real cringe
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>>684090993
no cringe there, they look like fucking idiots but they have more friends than everyone in this thread combined
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>>684091775
i didnt realize this is a truth thread
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>>684091775
this tilted me
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>>684091764
Stop dabbing our faces with the goddamn reality, anon.
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>>684091775

Fuck Bruh that's not real it can't be
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>>684091775
These dense idiots remind me of old-ass russian orthodox dumbfucks.
These guys may be just trolling, but such people do exist.
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>>684092072
It's OC and I promise you it's real. Go find the relevant Facebook post and have a read.
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>>684092355
That's pretty funny, sorry you are too autistic to get jokes, or are you white knighting from the friend zone?
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>>684091597
I know this dude personally, name is Shawn Dorey
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>>684091775
As a Catholic with education, it pisses me off they treat god like a magician that just snapped his fingers instead of beleiving in his timeless existence.
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>>684091973
That's the dude that was raped by a muslim immigrant and then apologized to his rapist. God germans are huge fags.
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>>684091775
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>>684089659
>3 days

not so much for me to cringe
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>>684092951
Does he pilot a Gundam?
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>>684093333
Check these quads, niggers
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>>684093333
In his dreams, in reality he's genderfluid or some shit, he has a gaming review channel or something on YouTube, I'll find the link for you
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>>684091775
I'm Christian and a geologist and this makes me angry. fucking idiots want evidence, they can go to a library. plenty of scientific papers there
I thought I agreed with the guy saying it's improbable that shit just happened by chance, but how the fuck does that statement support the earth popping into existence?
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>>684090993
>tfw you're a skinny metalhead and every shirt is made for some fat fuck 20x your size
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>>684093333
Check m8
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>>684092227
I know I've seen these kind of opinions online but I don't think I've ever actually met anyone who has stated creationism with a straight face.
Maybe when I was a kid listening to some religious dude but never as an adult in conversation.
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>>684093689
Cuck thread ?
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>>684093745
>#i should've dotten it lol
She took it on, streched it and didn't buy it. That's basically Vandalism
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>>684092355
Call down autismo
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>>684093745
who is this beast? I want to fuck her deep deep belly button
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>>684093745
lol, of course she's posting on tumblr
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>>684093685
I thought the whole image had been stretched until I saw the kid on the right.
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>>684092987
St. Matthew checking in: seconded.
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>>684093925
Where is the bellybutton
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>>684094194
Id wreck it
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>>684094212
it's gotta be in there somewhere
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>>684091936
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>>684094060
Holy shit, it completely fucking looks like that.
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>>684093333
https://m.youtube.com/user/Talc0n
Here you go my dudes
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>>684093745
fat positive is NOT what your pall-bearers will be thinking.
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>>684093745

>thought shirt said "anal is boring"
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>>684094194
And then some people have a gall to say there's nothing wrong with being fat.

Fuck those people.
Fucking seriously.
Fuck fuck fuckety fuck
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>>684094400
>posting from mobile
What a fucking dumbass.
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>>684089659
This is not a cringe or beta fag, this is a god damned artist / engineer, that is awesome in his own right and obviously felt companionship/pussy was more important than his proper place in life. WE LOSE because he decided to do this, rather than his true calling. Laugh about that fags.
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>>684093636
because if you believe a guy that rises from the death, human parthenogenesis, miracles etc. it's actually quite easy to believe that all science is a fraud made by Satan to put people in hell?
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anyone from this "country"
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>>684094765
>implying it isn't a country
You wot m8
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>>684092779
Wow. Whoever made that has real psychological issues they need worked through.

The sheer scale of projection in this image fits for a cringe thread perfectly. I'm almost convinced its tongue-in-cheek.
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Asian guy who got surgery to look like super man. I've seen the documentary and holy shit..
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>>684094533
retard
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>>684092779
>be liberal
>be polysexual demiqueer
>have to let my partner get fucked my immigrants cuz I'm not a racist
>own 12 fursuits
>wear womyns clothes and don't work out because masculinity is toxic
>protest for muh free college because I don't have to pay taxes, mommy does that
>protest for 15 an hour because McDonald's is very hard job
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>>684092779
>be liberal
>be polysexual demiqueer
>have to let my partner get fucked my immigrants cuz I'm not a racist
>own 12 fursuits
>wear womyns clothes and don't work out because masculinity is toxic
>protest for muh free college because I don't have to pay taxes, mommy does that
>protest for 15 an hour because McDonald's is very hard job.
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>>684094948
i mean if he took the suit off its not that bad
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>>684091331
Is that this dude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lix5TuZNJE8

Fat people kinda look alike but this is cringey either way.
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>>684094948
Still better than the kardashians
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>>684091707
no one thinks its true you fucking retard
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>>684095170
>>684095119
mad?
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>>684095191
His whole house is super man it not here and there his whole house is filled head to toe with the most overrated superhero
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>>684094948
i see no problem here, he looks much better
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>>684095317
its *many u fucking illiterate fuck
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>>684094948
>wanting to be super man
>not batman
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>>684094948
I used to work with this Fillipino guy who was obsessed with Superman, hshowed me pictures of his house and it was dedicated to the Supes.

Is it like a thing over there or something?
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>>684095410
Superman was a poor orphan
Batman was a rich orphan
Don't think chinkeroonie has shitloads of cash
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>>684089659

How is that cringe OR beta? Dude spent 3 days building something in an attempt to impress a girl he liked, instead of being a faggot and stalking her over facebook or something.

Lesson of the Day is: Don't start a Cringe thread with Feels.
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>>684095290
A little, mainly disgusted that people defend this absolute cancer.
Far right conservatives can be fucking cringy and annoying but liberals are a disease
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>>684089659
He should have used his time travel powers to stop himself from making that decision
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>>684095593
Looks like Maisie.
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>>684094765
>being this jealous
Kek, nice cringe anon.
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>>684095290
You don't like being laughed at?
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>>684095357
What a grade A prankster you are, haha, well played.
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>>684095623
I don't think that's what actually happened but I wouldn't be surprised
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>>684093636
Fellow Christian here. God bless.
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>>684091597
>in a rush
>takes selfie
What the fucking fuck dude
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Ultimate cringe
>hi I'm killer memestar lets get right into the noose
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>>684092951
Why aren't you punching his punchable anime face?
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>>684095357
Get the fuck out of here and stay out.
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have more
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>>684093745
That certainly is not boring, it's looks horrifying
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>>684091775
>posting Americans

That's cheating bruh.
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This?
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>>684093745

BOOMER!
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>>684095961
Yeah I tried posting a Brit but couldn't find one in England.

Then I tried to post a German but all I could find was Turks and Syrians.
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>>684094258
She'd be the wrecking ball itself
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>>684095685
poor attempt at damage control you filthy fat manlet of a retard
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>>684095593
a boy has no name
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>>684091775
i dont understand y ppl get so angry at creationists.
do u get mad at people with down syndrome? no, it is just rude, you should have pity they are so stupid, not ridicule them. it is just sad
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>>684094847
butt blasted conservatard detected, how fucking new do you have to be to not know that 4chan makes generalisations like this?
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>>684098342
Fuck...i know a beer snob with a beard who dates a burlesque dancer that does roller derby.

I never realized how hipster that sounded...
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>>684098653
haha than the human race just ends
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>>684094765
Kek, flag isnt even correct, stars are aligbed differently, you euro, refugee accepting, anti gun, fag
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>>684093689
1: This is shooped
2: He's a god damn prince, he literally can't be beta
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>>684096294
holy shit underrated post
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>>684099107
>british
>not a beta cuck

Lol.
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>>684099636
They've two females in their horde.
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>>684093685
>mfw it's 2016 and assuming you're 18 or older and you call yourself a "metalhead"
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>>684096294
Kek
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>>684094765
nice cringe anon you just jelly cause you ain't free like us
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>>684091775
this isnt a you rage you lose thread
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>>684093636
Same
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>>684091481
Bench 300 and lift 2758 what?
milligrams? Bannanas?
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>>684099856
such cringe i hate atheist that make it sound like a religon or a cult
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>>684096358
did you travel to england for a 4chan post? get a fucking life
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>>684100059
Holy hell that was brutal.

Then again, it takes going that far to get some guys to leave a woman alone.
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>>684089659
Freddie Wong?
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>>684093689
I wore this kind of pants when I was a kid. I thought they were cool.
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>>684089659
I don't understand why he'd get rejected because all Chinese people look exactly the same to me.
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>>684092987
as a protestant with education, i agree with you, but cant admit it because of our slight variations in how we ritualistically practice our faith and worship and we can never be friends

but for real though, God literally is everything that every is, ever was, and ever will be. implying that the earth can only be that old and that evolution didn't happen is saying that He isn't that old and great. He literally can fucking do anything
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>>684098342
is there more of these?
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>>684094479
You didn't have to make that post.
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>>684093745
holy shit, i thought that was a t-shirt. she stretching out a fucking hoodie
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>>684098653
Jesus Christ... i'm not from Murica so i don't know how truth this shit is. So, it really exsist this kind of people? I mean, i know there are people working for equality, you know "women aren't then just for making sandwishes and sex bla bla bla" but, this kind of stupidity? Is THAT big? I wanna puch her in the face and show her some equallity...
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>>684095119
Lost hard
You just forgot about the edgy weed hang outs
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>>684094194
Therre's no way she's 400+, she must be really fuckin tall.
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>>684099769
Is that the randomized Oblivion character?
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>>684100905
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>>684095966
Kek guy will smash pussy and make millions for years to come

Wore a suit like he wore his college uni on the "red carpet"

Not cringe
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>>684100888
Thanks Mr Weatherman, praise the Sun
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>>684093745
I'm strangely turned on....
I think I suddenly understand feeding fetishists. I want to make her eat disgusting food and whip her when she stops and then fuck her in some fold thats probably not her actual cunt just to humiliate her and because I doubt I could actually find it ha
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>>684094194
cute face/10 would snoo snoo pelvic crush.
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>>684092795
>>684093920
suk mah dik you lil faggots
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>>684100541
>Implying it'd be easy to lift 2758 bananas.
Found me a retard.
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>>684094400
Wow.
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>>684095304
I'm keking because my hometown is legit named Metropolis. It's a small fuckin town, but it's literally like Superman shat all the fuck over us. I mean we've got a museum, a statue, and we even have Superman Festival each summer.
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>>684093333
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>>684093792
one of my best friends in high school seriously believed that shit. thought that angels and dinosaurs and giants and people all roamed the earth together and fucked eachother. we kind of drifted apart after that...
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>>684092779
So much truth all the trump autists can't wait to reply
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>>684099838
lisa looks alright
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>>684100838
lol when i read this and realised it was a hoodie.

How the fuck did she even get that thing on.
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>>684094948
This guy was on an episode of Botched. He's actually dead now
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>>684100702
They were.. then.
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>>684089659
>>684100801
At least he can reuse the 'art' on the next girl
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>>684094194
It weirds me out her high self esteem makes me wanna fuck her
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>>684095593

CHRIST THAT INFURIATES ME. WHY IS HE MAKING "FUCK MY SLUTTY ASS" FACE. WHERE HAS MASCULINITY GONE.
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>>684094618
he'll eventually find his sexy nerd girl--as in an actual nerd girl, one who's studying engineering or physics and will propose to him because she digs him so much and can't wait

girls like that exist more and more and are fucking awesome and apparently this guy has some charisma and talent brewing that he's gonna master and all of that nerdy cute population is gonna take notice. better that he gets with his equal than some girl that doesn't appreciate the time and dedication that it took to combine algorithms and art
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>>684094479
I worked with a fat bitch like this.

Always on one diet or another, always telling people "Oh i lost 1 pound this week" then the next week she would be all grumpy and shit waiting for people to ask whats wrong.

"I put on 4 pounds, i just dont know how??? ='[ ='[ ='[, so its fast food friday whos going to KFC"

Then she would get like, mad when people asked how much weight i had lost. I gained weight due to being unable to walk properly for a few months then lost it all as soon as i got back to the gym.

Fucking fat people, i dont care if your fat. Just dont pretend it is for any reason other than your a lazy fuck.
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>>684093745
Yo I don't get it. I gained 3 stone over the course of about a year and got stretchmarks literally everywhere. How can a cunt this big not have a single stretchmark on her stomach. What the fuck.
10/10 would screwdrive in the face
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>>684092779
mfw this is me
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>>684098095
He is admiting that he is not proud of his face. That's it. Where is the cringe?
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>>684098740
You couldn't even make up a better example than that
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>>684090467
>mfw reading "3 years"
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>>684094948
the jaw line, cheecks and nse are pretty great, his eyes are a little uncanny but he actually looks good
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>>684101406

Ugh, people like you are what make people like her possible. I fucking hate the overly aggressive fat bitch who won't take no for an answer. Stop fucking them.
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>>684099612
the worst thing is that he's right, but he's too ugly to get away with it
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>>684091973
Definition of Herr. plural Herren \ˌher-ən, (ˌ)hern\ —used among German-speaking people as a title equivalent to Mr.
Herr | Definition of Herr by Merriam-Webster
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Herr
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>>684100530
holy thats some next level cringe
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>>684100888
Thanks Mr Weatherman, praise the Sun
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>>684094446
underrated post.
>fat is acceptable to me, though
>they're just killing themselves :D

also, captcha is food...
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>>684095593
meh, i'd do him
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>>684094194
lost
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>>684090993
>i'll never be able to be a teen hanging out in someone's basement listening to blind guardian with my best friends again
fuck you, you're the cringe
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>>684099739
That's enough for a party
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>>684096294
aw sheit i lost my sides
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>>684100530
holy FUCK
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>>684098653

Islam deserves to inherit this world...
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>>684099946
Jesus Christ Almighty
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>>684094847
>projecting
You mean spot on m8. This nigga has hit the nail on the head and has summed you up into one convienent image macro
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>>684100363
These guys are fucking players, don't kid yourself.
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>>684100621

Got a picture of her boobs out of it, he'll think that means she likes him.
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>>684101835
I agree.
Fuck it.
Lets just give our society to the shitskins these feminazi's love so much and see how long it takes till they're all in chains chocking of muhammads war spear
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>>684091764
10x0 is still 0
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>>684091597

>>684092951
>https://uwaterloo.ca/games-institute/people-profiles/shawn-dorey
You... you didn't lie!
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>>684100622
>but not too spicy
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>>684095651
>absolute cancer
Must be prostate cause your ass is hurtin
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>>684089659
He's ok
He can totally say she's another girl and they'll totally believe him.
Perks of everyone looking exactly the same
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>>684100984
Cuckeyes detected
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>>684093689
>literally fertilized that semen demon
you have a strange definition of beta, anon
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>>684101468
>mfw you need to be extinguished painfully
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>>684096861
well it has a pinch of truth in it In porn some girls (even if rarely) acctually look hotter when they still have their panties on, especially if they got a wrecked pussy.
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>>684095816
i think she is very fuckable
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>>684100621
Still its a bitch move.

Women are always more emotionally brutal than men.

Men fight and that ends a problem, Women hold onto shit and pick the perfect time to do maximum emotion damage. Speaking as a married man with a daughter.

Every women i have ever dated has had that vengeful side of them. It is pathetic. Its not enough to just write a short message saying, sorry, its nice you like me but i have no feelings for you in that way and i am in a relationship or someshit like that.

She needs to laugh about anon with her boyfriend and then send a pic of them fucking. Seriously. Fucking bitch.
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>>684102095
KEK, that lazy eye tho
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God
God has seen you cry, struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, send this message on, please don’t ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If you believe in God, DROP EVERYTHING AND PASS IT ON. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DON’T BREAK THIS CHAIN. IF YOU BREAK, YOU WILL SUFFER. SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINUTES WHEN U READ IT.
dbgke
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>>684093745
God, that looks like a fucking meteor
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>>684102059
>alpha
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>>684102348
If u want God 2 fix everything, type 'praise jeebus'. It really works guise!
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>>684102238
probably but ill drag you down into the flames with me
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this guy right here. chaturbate com/jackjohnson3012/
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place jeezers
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>>684100409
this is so cringy, i feel something dieing inside me
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>>684101406
because she's confident or because you want to put her in her place?

I wanna put her in her place in a consensual kinky way and watch that fat ripple when I spank her
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>>684093792
With a phillips or flat head?
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>>684094375

what the fuck kind of body shape is this
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>>684092072
Dude, I lived next to two fucking families of these wackjobs. They went to a church in my goddamn town and had "growth groups" where they'd sit and congratulate each other off their own stupidity and blindness for fucking HOURS. They were so confident and sure that the Earth was 6,000 years old and that evolution doesn't happen...

Worst part, they had tons of kids, which they homeschooled, terribly. Those kids didn't know math, couldn't read for shit, had no understanding of science, and believed all the craziness of their parents... What the fuck jobs are they going to get? Nothing. They'll be welfare kids for sure.
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>>684095593
I'd fuck him, though.

Not the way he'd expect it but still.
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>>684099636
this pisses me of so hard why do weebs love swordfighting
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>>684094446

yeah, they'll be thinking "fuck this bitch is heavy"
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>>684100019
>plz respond
The desperate call of the beta
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>>684094269
do pigs have belly buttons?
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>>684100482
this is so fucking alpha
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>>684093318
I really really really really really really hate this obese cringeking
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>>684101720
aw... that's so sweet

but that was my reaction. my friends little brother's band looks like that and they're actually pretty bitchin. played at soundstage in baltimore and everything

1. if you're talented, you don't need to be attractive
2. most of those guys will outgrow that awkward phase and in college, they'll look nice af. if the skinny ones got that freshman 15 and worked out a couple times a week (like happens with some many guys in college), id hit that all day
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>>684102265
this shit right here
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>>684102614
Is that Batman?
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>>684090993
This is me 15 years ago...
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>>684102095
a cute guy being goofy is cringy now?

you know a lot of posts like this are people making fun of themselves
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>>684102657
I live in one of the least religious countries in the world, and the reason why seemingly only spergs and autists in america are the only atheists is because they are the only ones who cares about questioning facts and grinding things down to a pulp to figure it out.
Atheists and theists are indistinguishable here, but you'd probably not want to tell everyone you're a christian, because there's a cult-stamp attatched to it. We look at muslims like "well, they don't know any better".
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>>684099769
HOLY FUCK THAT'S THE GUY THAT'S THE GUY
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>>684098342
I'd kick it with that dude.
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>>684092779
>mfw liberals believe this
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>>684102265
Does it still hurt this much ? At least you got to see her tits that day.
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>>684098095
It's Onision.
This retard is known for being a professional.

This is a whole nother league of stupid.
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>>684094400
Holy fuck his voice what the fuck
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>>684102059
That kid is a goddamned hero
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>>684102059
how is this cringe? this alpha dog is probably slamming twat as we speak.
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>>684099856
He probably didn't even read that fuckin book
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>>684101444
>he'll eventually find his sexy nerd girl--as in an actual nerd girl, one who's studying engineering or physics and will propose to him because she digs him so much and can't wait
>girls like that exist

Lol.

I'm in electrical engineering now, kid. No. No, they don't. There was one hot white chick in the entire department, and she was in civil engineering and graduated. There are a couple of hot Asians, one black girl who isn't embarrassing, and that's it. All I've seen in two years and thousands of students.

But there are two thousand fat, sweaty, obsessive male nerds.
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>>684103076
What's this potato/pear hybrid doing out of the lab??
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>>684102095
it's like he already included a reaction face
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>>684102265
youre fucked in the head. your daughter deserves a better man as her father

the most important role model to a little girl is her daddy. if you are good, she will be, too. if you make her feel like trash just because of her genitals, she will be trash

why don't you do something nice with her today
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>>684100888
Thanks Mr Weatherman, Praise the sun!
>Czech'd
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>>684093745
I've killed one of those in Left 4 Dead.
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>>684099960
the man's got a point
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>>684102418
Praise yeezus
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>>684103066
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>>684089659
Poor dude
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>>684100541
dicks per hour
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>>684102614
It's just a guy...?
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>>684096358
Lol
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>>684102502
>>684102614
WAIT HOLY SHIT IS THIS THE SAME GUY IN BOTH PICTURES?!
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>>684102748
>not cringe
2 semi fuckable girls just going out and doing their own things as best friends and not giving a fuck about the haters ha
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>>684090993
why do most"metal heads" have pointy ass heads
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>>684098342
Holy fuck I dated a burlesque dancer named Allison who also did roller derby...fuck and I have a beard...no tattoos tho...I dont have to an hero just yet
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>>684093792
Same, live in London, Britain, my friendship circle has everyone from Orthodox Jews and Muslims to Catholics, Hindus and Atheists (and agnostics) and no one disagrees with the scientific theory. Also, ages range from 20-44 so it's not like its a generational thing either, pretty sure it's mostly people from smaller communities (like country hicks in the States, people who live in a village in Eastern Europe, etc.) and have only been exposed to one way of thinking most of their lives.
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>>684094446
Damn son.

Tone down the heat.
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>>684103106
Just jump!!!!
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>>684100888
"Thanks Mr Weatherman, praise the Sun"
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>>684103066
if the costume is well done and you're in a fun, normal social setting, it's not cringe. it's a hobby that you share with your friends
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>>684102265
Holy fuck, you are one pathetic fat ugly cuck.
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>>684103358
lol @ your standards for women
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>>684093636
You are an idiot to get the bait, anon. This is how you separate the wheat from the chaff. The shits for brains who consider this bs true have separated themselves already, and are hungry for attention. You feed the trolls.This shit is only in America anyway what do we care.
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>>684093318
Atheist representative
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>>684103081
They'll believe literally anything that lets them feel superior.
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>>684102623
its called "random"
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>>684094765
That moment when you use a flag from 70+ years ago.
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>>684100746
Lol
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>>684103438
Are you posting cringe or are you autistic?
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>>684096294
Didn't know this was ylyl, lost
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>>684093745
Lost my fucking appetite now thanks fag
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>>684092779
Kek. This literally describes every beta on /b.
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>>684100128
Is this real?
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>>684103033
Sounds fucking heavenly, if you'll pardon the expression.
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>>684103200
I know they exist because I'm one of them and am in the company of many. We're mechanical engineers and both the guys and girls at my school are pretty damn hot. Some guys look like they belong in a cringe thread, but their personality and brains are off the charts and they're fun as fuck to hang out with and to get drunk with and to pull out of their comfort zone
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>>684103603
Except you, apparenrly.
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>>684095593
God, I've become old in my heart.
I've seen more vids of boys his age pulling those faces. I think that's what's 'hot' these days to tween girls.

Goddamnit, we are collectively getting gayer and gayer.
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>>684098741
That, good sir, would probably save the universe in the long run
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>>684103480
they're young girls that seem like they'd be the type to do no-chaser shots and laugh about nerd shit with you. yeah, I like my standards just fine
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>>684099698

>Forgets to cover up name

GG. This kids about to get some pizzas/dildos sent to his house.
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>>684103019

faggotry is cringe
and so is your post
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4BzPuZ33s
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>>684097803
Fuckin kek
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>>684095651
U mad bro?
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>>684103106
when is the fucking catsnake jumping i mean c'mon i can't wait all day...
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>>684095593
Would totally bone that kid
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>>684103898

super low
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>>684100888
Thanks Mr Weatherman, praise the Sun
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>>684103921
Summa summa time
Summa time madnessss
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>>684103066
I've been to that bar, it's pretty cool
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>>684103732
They obviously exist. I listed some. Duh.

But the idea that every fat nerd is going to find a hot engineering girl who is so into pathetic betas that she'll propose (as posited in the comment I replied to) is laughably stupid. It's ridiculous wish casting. There aren't even enough women in science and engineerng AT ALL for that to be true.

The numbers do not add up. Which ends the matter.
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>>684097502
Underrated comment is underrated!
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>>684103586
No, that's just a fact

It's not cringy to like MLP, it's cringy if that is the one thing that defines every aspect of your life and you never shut up about it

It's not cringy to be an atheist. It's cringy to make it your life's mission to mock everyone with faith in every situation, for no reason, at really inappropriate times.

It's not cringy to like Pokemon and costuming and to enjoy that hobby with like-minded people. It's cringy to wear that costume while not in a group and while doing normal things like going to work or class

They're nerding out appropriately and socially. That's not cringe. It's just a banging group costume
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>>684100622
Dubs! And lost. Wait... This isn't ylyl
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>>684103358
Your post is cringe
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>>684099676
>don't ignore me you rancid swine
kek
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>>684103081
Only reason you're responding is because that succinctly describes your viewpoints (or lack thereof). Your butthurt is showing.
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>>684102059
Fat is just a kid thing for that boss.
He gon be ripped as fuck at 20
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>>684101076

This
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>>684101572
>her
>herr

get your german straight, mein Herr
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>>684103459
Bitch looks more like peppa pig
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>>684104155
jesus thats the saddest fuckin thing ever
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>>684102059
I hope that one day I can be as manly as this dude
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>>684104155
>Visions of happy family life instantly transform into a loop of non-stop being beaten.
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>>684099838
I would fuck Lisa until my dick set her pussy on fire from sheer friction
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