Vaguely describe vidya #02
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>gotta take pics of giant robot
>titanic rip off
>all your friends were imaginary
>"Hi, you are in space"
>"She's lying! You are underground"
>"He's lying, you are a national hero"
>"She's lying, you are just a test subject"
>"he's lying. The president is waiting for you back in earth"
>turns out she wasn't lying.
>play as a group of babies
>go around and solve puzzles and shit
>takes place in a well known European city
no cunt, the descriptions are MEANT to be vague, fuccin retard
>buddy in prison
>find him dying, go treasure hunting
>omg amateur assassins, let's fuck with their boss
>hot chick wants you to get a better weapon
>talk to rock
>discover ancient civilisation
>become a mute
>lose an eye
>mess with a god
>save the day
>You're a beefy guy with cool gear. If the game would be set in our world the main character would be a /fit/izen and /k/ follower
>you literally worship another big beefy guy for his power -no homo tho. I guess Freud would find it homo, but whatever
>you kill other dudes in 3rd person to please you immortal beefy dudewaifu
>to vague need more hints
how could that be dark souls?
>You're friends are also wapanese
>You're special snowflakes, so you can go to school at night
>It's a dating sim by day, and a collection game by night
>An hero for special powers
>be a cis gendered white male
>kill da monsters get mooooooooney
>fuck in messy room
>suck off hobo
>blow up shit
>meet crazy german christian dude
>watch snuff film
>crawl around sewers
>break into mafia party
>blow up boss
>party with mesopotamian king, an unwashed hobo and a taxi driver
Definitely not either of those.
You might not know the game specifically, but fuck it, I'll let you win if you name me the universe in which it's set.
>You kill a lot of "GITZ DAT GO WAAAGH"
Oh wow really? I knew my job would pay off becausd I've never played a Warhammer game. But I did play a demo for one where it's 3rd person and you have like a chainsaw sword and it was called like... Maybe just space marine or some dumb shit
I played it and I didn't hate it, but it never captured my interest too much.
Very strange that I remember the name. I guess the sheer uniqueness of it made it rather memorable
>it's dark as fuck down here
>found some wizard letters
>everything melts into blood when I kill it
>space job is blowing places up
>so many guns and missiles to use
Just add each on Steam, you faggots.
To be fair I loved both games.
it is. more hints?
>team up with weeaboo girl to kill freaky fish guy
>talk to and possibly fight against big ass statue
>save a girl from death, make her a drug addict and have her stalk you
>dine with dead actor
>buy weapons from shady chinese guy who is totally not suspicious
>lose your shit in a massage parlor
Bingo. W40k Space Marine.
It's actually a really good game to just mindlessly run through one evening. The shooting and slashing is done surprisingly well .
Other good w40k games:
Dawn of War Dark Crusade / Soulstorm
DoW 2 Chaos Rising
The ending really fucked with me a few days.
Watch the web series the Devs made based around the game.(if you haven't already) It's super we'll produced and goes more into the back story.
I literally was messed up for a good three days afterwards and my friends thought something was wrong lol. I didn't know about the Web series, but I'll totally check that out! Thanks man!
>grow up in new jersey
>have a self destructive friend who does everything in his power to fuck your life up
>Travel the US and even head to Russia to do the thing you love most.
>Attend a KISS concert
>meet guy who acts friendly and professional
>get slapped by him with a severed arm
>convince a guy you dont even know that the food sucks
>oh god wolf again and now FIRE, FUCK
>destroy precious art
>steal museum exhibits
>flirt with insane harley quinn lookalike
>enter small town
>no idea where to go
>why HUD so big?
>get killed by goblins
>mix potion and die
>open box and die
>accidentally attack civilians and die
>everything kills you
>not Dark Souls
Watch it! It's on they're YouTube channel. Should probably warn you, it's also going to fuck with you.
Anyway, good luck friendo.
Nobody ever gets the first one but the second should've been easy for some. Nobody is making guesses anymore so I'll give them away. First game was Ultima Underworld. Second was Descent 2.
>asian woman transforms into slug, wtf
>find medical records about the stds of the local bondsman
>get attacked by furniture
>dr manhattan dressed in red invites you home but you dont know its him at first
>your boss claims he served under napoleon but acts like a spoilt brat
>did that big guy just transform into a bat with a wingspan of 5-6m?!
Ultima Underworld was like a pioneer in first person RPGs. Classic but clunky as fuck. Decent 1 and 2 were pretty damn sweet for their time however, and people are still building custom engines to run it. Started the 6DoF genre.
OP I've had a really stressful and exhausting day, and this thread is really making me happier. I don't know why. But thank you man. Plus a lot of good recommendations and conversation. Cheers! :)
>Help an old frail woman -> then proceed to BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER
>Some companions are REALLY good others kinda eh
>Kill primitive creatures just because you can
>Literally get the choice to become the most cancerous and evil shit in the galaxy
>Get lies to and controlled constantly
It'll be fine. I just get annoyed and frustrated sometimes with filmmaking stuff, which sucks because I love it so much, but some people are just cunts and they make you rethink whether it's worth effort and so you just have to turn your brain off and play a video game guessing game with Internet strangers. But it'll be fine soon, hopefully. Because it's all I got.
More hints for anyone interested
>member of higher council betrays you and his country
>can track him down and kill him spare time
>literally nothing happens if you do
>little shit runs away to visit circus