Vaguely describe a video game
Anons try to guess it
>>684058017
A middle aged minority tries to make it in the big Apple. But his annoying cousin is always calling about going out bowling and drinking.
>fag who loves daddy
>fag who loves Japanese lady
>oh snap it's his dad
>literally farm for hours
>he was just a dream
>>684058334
gta 4
>>684058334
Gta?
>>684058017
Old men yell at things.
>>684058353
Final Fantasy X
>>684058537
Yes sir
>Bitch be cray cray
>Sister raped
>family dead
>Evil train
>very quiet transvestite
>camelfuckers
>child soldiers
>carbon-based ultra rigid canines
Volcano God terrorizes black natives.
Hint mode; mid 2000s
mod it until it crashes
>>684058017
You're shot in the head and barely survive. You spend the game trying to find your would be killer only to find out he's hiding out in a casino guarded to the teeth
>>684058017
Hold on is that lia marie Johnson?
>>684058700
Red dead
>>684058814
Any Bethesda game?
>>684058814
Minecraft
>Be a fucking fish
>Don't be a fucking fish
>Have a tail
>Be a man
>>684058847
New Vegas. How about a challenge, anons?
>>684058719
MGS5:PP
>>684058521
>>684058814
Skyrim
>>684058810
Black & White?
>>684058912
Seaman
>>684058864
No, She´s Shakira.
>>684058900
Incorrect, sir
>>684058933
Fukin nigger
>>684058810
Morrowind
Fucking outlanders.
>>684059003
Pokemon
Permanently constipated detective
>>684058902
I suck at shit like this, don't I?
Revolutionary war soldier teams up with 9/11 firefighter to win the Civil War
Hint: XBOX 360 era
>>684058847
???
Moar clues, could be a couple of games
5 champions fighting agains adversaries, 1 champion falls "omg stop feeding scrub"
German loli fuck-a-thon
>>684058017
Manchurian candidate on acid. Good music.
>>684058810
>>684059003
That's what I was thinking.
>>684059207
Fallout new vegas
Drive around city trying not to run people over.
Don't lose your hat.
>killing crabs on a beach
>airships
>waiting on mobile version
>>684059038
Negative seabird.
>>684059253
fallout 4
>>684059295
12 year old detected
>roll shit
>>684058017
Child with Pink Vageta hair does quests for pants and shit.
>>684059295
any MOBA
A meteorite crashes into town
Get instructions from a time traveling bee.
Round up a group of kids and a dog to save the world.
>>684059130
Is that that.. fucking shit, I can't remember what it's called ffffffffffff
>>684058814
skyrim
>You're a cheating gambling scumbag
>Girl you cheat with you backstabs you
>You and wife must team up to get her back and save Chicago
>Everyone who's ever owned an Xbox played this.
>>684058847
diddnt you read the OP? vague you dense motherfucker
>limited time
>shoot all on screen
>dodge the red bullets
>play in arcade
ACTION!
Hard one from the 90s
>>684059130
LA Noire?
>sister n shit
>flying out of a window
>heroes
>big ass Dildo in the sea
>3 life choices
>>684059678
Battlefield 2: Modern Combat
>>684059130
Max Payne.
>>684059776
No. Wat?
>>684059706
Time Crisis
Once a great knight, wake up as a skeleton. Run around with skull on hand
Autistic kid has to save other autistic kids from a fat general.
>>684059295
found the faggot
>>684059769
Battlefield2: Modern Combat
Easy one:
The long awaited treasure you were seeking was calamari on a plate.
>>684059130
Is that the detective that has those hi-tech glasses?
>>684059879
Psychonauts
>>684059706
Any version of time crisis
>IF YOU CAN MAKE PEOPLE DIE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT FENCE, YOU WILL WIN.
>>684059400
Sonic Adventure?
>>684059769
fable 2
EZ
Save your fellow co-workers from slavery while shutting down a corporation owned by armless money grubbers.
>>684059879
Battlefield 2: Modern Combat
Easy
>>684059931
That joke wasn't funny the first time and it still isn't.
>>684059857
YES SIR!!!!!!!
>>684060046
yep
One tap fuckers
Plant bombs
Buy skins
Get wins
>>684059864
Medieval?
>>684060130
did you even try to make it vague?
>>684059950
Winner
>>684060130
Battlefield 2: Modern Combat
>>684058017
>criminal d00d
>black guy harasses me
>later kill black d00d
>dad is world leading scientist
>I like guns
>go to jail for excessive force against commanding officer and stealing a gun
>get broken out of jail by buddy to save the world using cooler guns
>>684060239
Winrar
>>684059864
Medievil
>>684060416
Oh gawd what is this one...
Battlefield 2: Modern Combat?
>>684060433
Gears of War, mothafucka
>>684060416
Vice City.
"Lance Vance? Poor bastard!"
>>684060433
BF2: MC?
>PILLS HERE
>FIRST AID KIT OVER HERE
>YOU TAKE A MACHINE GUN OR SHOTGUN
>you'd take both irl, there's plenty of enemies
>>684060670
Left 4 Dead
>run around world searching for treasure
>grandpa tags along
>girl picked up on the way
>random bad guys
>lost in dessert
>shambala
>brother falls into a tar pool and get cursed
>oh shit gramps is gonna kill me
>gramps says go talk to dude
>collect fucking easter eggs and weird orbs
>un curse bro
>>684058974
I'm just gonna go ahead and declare myself correct on this one.
>sociopathic soldier
>invade other planets because government gave orders
>get invaded
>I'm now best friends with them
Jump around
Break boxes
Collect masks
>>684060827
Uncharted 1, 2 and 3 weirdly mashed together.
> you're a grumpy old guy
>wake up in hospital
> tits is the first thing you see
Red guys fights blue guys.
Both team have massive scary mercenary guys that hate melee characters.
All this for green coloured crystals.
>>684060867
Jak and Daxter nigga
A bear and a bird go looking for tooty
>>684061062
Yessirey!
WE'LL SACRIFICE THE SON OF HEAVEN
>>684061193
Yo good job nigga
>>684060983
Halo?
>>684060562
>>684060634
nope, nope.
HINT: some old fucker tells u to kill him, same old fucker later offers to bite ur neck
>>684061097
Again, MGS5.
>>684061194
Banjo Kazooie, nig
>>684060995
Pakeman?
>>684060995
Crash Bandicoot
>>684058017
speak in an ancient animal tongue, save world from evil.
>be marsupial
>smash crates
>use mask to fight other mask
> fish ai
>dogs
>>684061353
My nigga
>>684059399
LA Noire
>>684060808
Of course!
Hard mode
>Work as slave
>REALISE YOU'RE A SLAVE
>get as many people you can't out
>realise your language in farts at the end game
>save your friends next play throug
An game for the ps in the late 90
>>684061475
Fuck! Didnt see someone already posted it.
>>684061331
Halo: Combat evolved
>>684058017
theres a big guy at end whos at least twice as strong as anyone else
>>684060082
>>684061515
I did this one. Oddworld my nigga.
>>684060299
/thread
>>684059943
Moar?
It's a game called metal gear solid on psone
>>684061641
Battlefield 2: Modern Combat
>>684061194
Banjo Kazooie
>>684059788
bingo
>>684061418
Skyrim?
>>684061515
Oddworld Abe's Oddysee
>Hard mode
Sure
>>684061418
animal crossing
>>684061641
Streets of Rage
>>684061865
nope
easy mode
>hey, listen
Press buttons, character does stuff.
Some kind of story in there
>>684061641
i wonder if this was too broad a description
>Spawn in
>Fuck the guide npc
>Explore
>Farm enemies for fucking hours
>Spawn bosses
>Kill bosses
>fuck cthulu
You can play any member of a nigger family as you go around stealing food and obtaining guns/ammo to commit more felonies. While fighting against a rival gang of crocs.
>>684058810
From Dust?
>>684061819
Bingo 2: Modern Combat
>>684061913
Tetris
>shit i'm late for work
>oh fuck aliens
>who the hell are you?
>goddamnit, I'm in a coma
>>684058017
Some forest faggot in tights and a skirt has to do a bunch of shit just to go fight a pigman or some shit
>>684061913
Destiny
>>684061641
Mortal kombat 9
look for ice
sweet, H20
>"Rookies start here"
>Fly around shooting things
>crystals get you upgrades
>Dock mothership to leave
>"Death By Stereo"
>>684061991
Half Life?
>fucking cars and shit
>Boom Boom motherfucker
>damn ramps and racing
>piss off friends
Or
>Cars with guns
>boomboom
>rob zombie like sound track
>Constant death
>>684058017
>Normal day in office
>the voice in my head gives me directions
>end up back in the office
>>684058017
B U L L E T B U L L E T B U L L E T
>>684061500
Winrar
>>684061944
Terraria. Guide npc and Cthulu gave it away
>>684062018
Zelda. Don't be so obvious
>>684061641
McRapist's Punch Out
>>684062087
stanley story
>>684062087
The Stanley Parable
>>684062078
Twisted metal nigga
>>684062087
>>684062087
The Stanley Parable.
>>684062138
nah
A man in a tan trenchcoat wanders a rainy city to kill 7 evils before dying himself.
>>684062138
Mike tysons punch out
>>684062073
Winrar
>>684062181
Yes thats the bottom one. Now whats the top?
>be a nigger
>all of my friends are niggers
>do nigger shit to become the alpha nigger
>all I had to do was follow the train
A tiger that throws various of special boomarangs in Australia
kick and punch over and over
barely does nothing
grab and throw
over in 2 seconds
>System Shock
>Under water
>>684060416
GTA San Andreas?
>>684062200
Robert Redford's Maniac 7: Modern Combat
>kill people just cuz
>666
>>684062286
san andreas
You're literally the God of the Sky and other Gods. You get killed in 2 seconds by a fucking disproportionate baby with wings.
>>684062267
God if I know. You said or, not and. Fuck you.
>>684059052
Actually I'm Marina.
>>684058814
thats what bots are for doodieroodiemoodie
>i need food
>elves are hypocrites
>everyone's drunk
Be a god. Kill other gods
>>684062304
Uncharted 3
>Doing some illegal shit.
>People retaliate against my illegal shit
>Retaliate against my people retaliating by continuing with illegal shit.
>hey you,go out and get the muguffin
>oh okay
>shit i forgot to bring anything useful
>oh well, lets head east
>a town
>ROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPE
>your muguffin is in another castle
>shit
>hOLY SHIT THAT DUDE'S 11 FEET TALL
>>684059193
Darkest of Days?
>>684062304
Smash Bros 2: Modern Combat
>>684062364
DMC?
nwabudike Morgan
>>684062488
Black and White
>>684062457
Overlord?
>>684062406
Ah its similar but more racing and no guns.
>boat
>win a lottery
>meet a girl
>eat garbage
>drown
Scout but with a nice ass
>PS
>r1 spam
>git gud, scrub
>>684060011
Roller coaster tycoon
>be in edgy free running group
>why do we all have Australian accents
>mucho bad guys spotted
>>684062457
Dwarf fortresses and if it's not Dwarf fortress, it's still Dwarf fortress.
>>684062590
I was the 2nd guess, and no
>>684061910
anyone???
>>684062345
Nope
Captain Picard gives you some shit before he dies to deliver
You never deliver it
>>684062758
Correct
>>684062719
Dark Souls.
>get kidnapped
>forced to be old dead people
>get kidnapped from the kidnappers
>die
>>684062094
Enter the gungeon boiii
>Modern Combat
>Fly Helicopter, jets
>shoot guns
>server has 63/64
>2nd warzone
>>684062806
Ledgend of Zelda: Fucking Fuck of the God Damned Fuck.
>Be satan
>Move cubes
>Match cubes
>>684062740
mirrors edge?
>>684062719
Dark souls obv
>>684062806
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
>>684061298
Oblivion?
>>684058912
Spore
>Remove ELF
>beer and REMOVING ELF
RACE WAR NOW FUCK YOUR TREES
>>684062314
Bioshock
Needs to be more vague
>>684062948
Battlefield 2: Modern Combat
>family's dead
>kill criminals
>make puns while doing it
>dual wielding shotguns
>>684062958
Incorrect
>Get letter
>Survive spooky house
>>684063058
Dorf Fort
>>684062304
Mortal Kombat
>>684061944
Terraria
I've posted this one in all of these threads. No one has gotten it yet.
>you brag about being the best warrior
>die first in big battle
>arrow through the eye
>come back from the dead
>have to reclaim your honor and join the warriors hall
>boomerang arm
place is poisonous
go there anyway
lol
>Cowboy
>Travels
>Dad gets killed
>Revenge time
>Indians
>Discovers he was adopted
>>684063192
Modern 2: Battlefield Combat
>>684063147
Hobo with a shotgun!
>>684063161
Jet Set radio?
>>684062548
Nope, think more multiplayer.
>>684063308
Nope
Whats the deal with the modern combat thing? Is this a le funny meme XD or just someone trying to make it one?
>Roll on floating levels
>gravity doesn't exist
>fruit gets you trippy bonus levels
Try to find and free friends. If he shoots ya it's gonna hurt
>>684062877
>>684063349
Battlefield 2: Modern Combat?
>>684063410
Naw
>>684063287
Medievil?
>be spaceship
>goddamn worm keeps coming at me
>fucker always travels north to south
>>684062488
Smite. If not it Smite, God of War.
Press X to Jason
>>684063453
BF2: MC?
>>684062304
SoulCalibur
>>684063489
Are you fucking kidding me?!?!?
Good job man.
>get your sister a dumb fucking present
>bandits raid
>sister dies
>whatever
>be bad and get cool horns
Second game
>get invited to castle
>sister dies etc
>coma
>your a big boy now
>do the same thing as in the first one
10/10 game
>>684062304
Lag
>>684063147
Punisher?
>>684063595
Dosnt help i still have my ps1 disc sitting on my desk at the moment. GG
A picture is worth a thousand haunts.
>>684059475
Top kek
>>684063686
I played the shit out of that when I was like 7-8
>>684063287
How did no one get that before?
>>684063645
Battlefield on first one
Battlefield 2: Modern Combat on 2nd
>>684063595
Medievil has already been in this thread
>>684062412
Kek
>>684061475
Crash Bandicoot
>>684063661
Yup
>You sneak around and save the world
>>684063645
???
Gonna need moar...
>>684063751
Fatal Frame
>>684063832
Awe man. Bad on me for not looking through.
>"ENEMY SPOTTED"
>>684063195
Nailed it.
>>684059342
COD
>>684063921
Ass Creed
>Get cape
>Skip level
>>684063921
It has to be... Just has to be
Battlefield 2: Modern Combat!
>>684063462
Dk64?
>>684062286
damn it CJ
>>684063921
Sly Cooper
>>684063954
Very good sir. Shit used to make me jump.
>>684058912
E.V.O.: The Search for Eden
>>684063921
Sneak King obviously
>>684063949
Oh shit so obvious now
>beat the shit out of muggers
>steal strangers money with your phone
>what a hero
>>684064034
Metal Gear Solid
It's got a pretty simple plot.
>>684063949
>be good boy
>get a halo
>literally speak through emoji menu
>It's like Far Cry 3, without guns
>>684064039
Yes
>>684062488
God of War
>>684064143
YAASSSS! Winrar!
>>684064178
Watch_Dogs
>>684063921
>Metal Gear Solid
>It's got a pretty simple plot
Should have been here not,
>>684064034
old fat guy makes you in his garage
he knocks you out for 100 years becuase of you have emotions( the abilty to kill others)
another old guy finds you and makes an entire race of you.
turns out making emo copies is bad and you hired to kill them fuckers
but your a weakass bitch.
Get saved by glorious alpha transvestite
you secretly want to bang but he leaves and tells you to get your shit together
booms you go on murder spree stealing the bad guys abilitys like damn body snatcher.
finf out old fat guy who made you has stalked you and decided to pimp your gear out
Your badass now. murder the bitchass starwars fanboy who beat you in the first level. Trannie dies because your still a disappointment
You invade doctor xaviers castle and kill his dog like a dick
Turns out hes a starwars fuck boy aswell so you fuck em up.
Rinse and repeat
??????
Profit..
>>684062502
Super Mario Bros
>Basically office Simulator
>Narrator everywhere
>Have fun waiting in a room with nothing in it
This guy gets it
>>684064180
>>684063303
Gun
>>684063645
Anyone???
>>684062293
Ty the Tasmanian tiger my niger
>>684064347
Megaman
>Game shits on your weapons
>Run errands
>Many zombies
>>684064347
Megaman X, love that game
>press R to restart
>Cry at shit
>unlock stuff
>win by matricide
>>684064401
The Stanley Parable?
>>684064401
Stanley Parable nigga
>>684064498
Happy Wheels
>>684064498
Happywheels?
>>684064510
Binding of Isaac
>gonna kill my "brother"
>he's not my brother
>gonna kill myself
>my dad's alive because technobabble
>eggs
>>684063192
Luigi's mansion
>>684064510
Binding of Isaac
>>684059864
Midevil
>>684064498
Hotline Miami, finished it tonight.
>>684064435
Winrar
>>684064510
binding of isaac
> Border control employee
> Work to make ends meet and feed poor ass family
> Check paperwork for discrepancies
>>684064510
Binding of Isaac
>>684064510
BF2: MC
>>684058814
Kerbal Space Program
>>684064662
Papers please
>>684064662
Papers, Please
>>684064623
Nope
>>684064662
Papers, Please. ezpz
>>684064662
Papers, please!
>>684062286
Gta SA
Fucking Big Smoke, man.
>>684063645
Fable and Fable 2
>>684064662
Life
>>684064662
papers please
literally put part of the title in your description
>>684063645
Fable 1 thru 3
>>684064731
GTA San Andreas
>>684063645
Fable and Fable 2
>>684064652
winner.
next one
>be queen's bodyguard
>queen gets killed
>her daughter gets kidnapped
>you are taken into jail for killing the queen
>>684064780
Finally!
>>684064731
Battlefield 4
>Explosion
>chase clown into sewer
>show everyone soiled tissue
>>684061641
Tekken
>>684064871
Dishonored
>Vietnam
>You control 4 soldiers
>>684064871
Dishonored.
>>684059400
FF11 my nigga also, che ked
>>684064187
Fucking Fable
>>684064202
Far Cry Primal
the cake is a lie
Hardcore mode activated:
>dinggggg
>>684064960
Medal of Honor
>Be mute
>your boss wants revenge for you killing her
>replace her with dumbass Brit
>dumbass almost blows shit up
>get rid of dumbass, give boss her job back, she lets you go
>>684065016
Meme
>>684063460
Kula World
>>684064977
Correct. Hoping the mobile version will be good
>Play with plugs
>Wft am I playing right now
>Game ends after mass orgy
> over the nonexistant river and through the woods
> follow the light without mute button
> get butterknife and plank
> rid tree of infestation
> aim to become Dr. Who
OP here. Long time lurker
You guys made me proud.
>virus outbreak
>oh shit.jpg
>run home grab daughter
>daughter is kill
>flash forward
>fighting factions
>escort lil bitch
Kill infected and raiders on the way
>>684062856
>>684062970
That was easy mode. Try this..
>be in highschool
>annoying control freak sister
>negro parents
>really good at sport
>can I skip this shit?
>I cant skip this shit.
>deal with the problems of those around you
>go to park
>>684065088
Portal
>>684062304
River City Ransom
>Be fem
>Gotta find the thing
>Oops I'm dead lol
>Discover crypt
>Discover jungle
>Discover fire&Ice
>Discover that the dev is an asshole
>Save literally your entire family
>>684065129
Plug and play?
>>684065109
Well done.
>>684065180
Last of Us
>go on a mission
>get infected by a parasyte
>lost all your capabilties
>go fight the parasyte
>win
>>684063645
Fable 1 and 2
>>684065016
Portal
>>684065098
kek
>>684065180
The Last of Us
>>684065074
Nope
>>684065016
Just gonna say it
>portal
>>684065181
Fieldbattle 2: Codern Mombat
>>684065180
Last of us?
>>684065187
Close enough. (#2 described)
>>684065262
Metroid Prime?
>>684065116
Fuck the mobile version... ff11 is still alive my friend. Guaranteed it will not be related in any way shape or form there will not in any capacity be a way to play the mobile game with PC players. But with that aside it might be a decent New game to get more people involved.
>>684065180
The Last of Us
>>684062502
I think I'm wrong but this does apply accurately to the original Falllout.