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Oh shit /b/ it's the cops! Quick, put on your cool face.
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faggot no die.
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>>684031399
Whoa hold on man! I'm not black!
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Field rations are running dangerously low. Thusly, I've made the determination that, if need be, if faced with starvation, we will cook and eat Chaka. I've been thinking about this a lot, actually. If Chaka meat were the secret ingredient on Iron Chef, I'm sure Bobby Flay would probably serve it with roasted red peppers and a dash of cumin and a braised polenta. It wouldn't be an easy thing to do, but if you slow roast the little guy, I'm sure that Chaka meat would just fall right off the bone.
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I'm outta here
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good ebning offcer
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Oops
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LOL XD funny translation
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Niggers
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I swear I wasn't speeding dubs sir. Please let me off with a warning
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>>684031399
no dubs here officer
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This is what it leads to after you find the right combination of caps in the bitly link http://www.199it.com/archives/252175.html
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don't worry officer, just trips.
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[Bye-bye~*]
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reciffo ih
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holy pizza.
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YOURE GONNA HAVE TO SHOOT ME, FUCKING PIG!
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>>684031399
Don't worry office, this nigger is mine
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>>684031399
"I'm not black officer. Trust me."
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Should be alright, I'm white as a virgin's wedding gown.
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>>684035754
I love you
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000
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>>684035982
Excuse me sir, you don't happen to have jawbreakers in the vehicle do you?
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>>684036443
The Heat Miser
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>>684031399
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FpEYqFmgKYpAzFogvFPRQF8wVlsjw3gdMPrM6-Q3KRs/edit?pref=2&pli=1
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>>684035292
Tfw someome legitimately spent what most likely was weeks to make this.
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kys
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>>684036989
>forgot punchline..
Just so autists could fap to his work.
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>>684037199
Thanks mang
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>>684037051
Sir I'd like to ask you a few questions about your propane and propane accessories.
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Keklez
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Problem officer?
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>>684037731
Sir do you realize how black you were when you were driving just then?
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>>684038411
Sir... You're all reich, have a nice day!
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>>684038498
Don't listen to this guy, Jordan
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Is there a problem officers?
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heh, no bombs here officer
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>>684031399
greetings fellow officer!
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>>684038805
I see, Jordan's the name?
Mr. Jordan, do you have a permit for these niggers? Or are we going to have to go down to the station?
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You can never take my dubs!
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is this good
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Hello officer.
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Hello officer, my colleague and I just saw some pup niggers stomping about around the corner. They are surely up to no good, you might want to check it out. Have a good day sir.
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>>684033354
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>>684041530

Oh my god, I have fallen in love
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>>684041057
I.... I.. I know who you are!
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>>684041530
holy shit

10/10
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>>684042328

>mfw I'll never be with the love of my life
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>>684040883
Zozzle
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>>684031399
quads get
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>>684044128
Hey, wanna meet up behind the police station for some mad illegal activities?
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>>684044401
Sure!!!!
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>>684044701
Bring all your friends and illegal drugs! WHOO party tonight!

you boy,
-notacop
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>>684044888
hax
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