God tier hit sause thread.
>notice I said God tier
>sriracha fags don't bother posting
Tabasco
Cholula is my shit
Tobasco 2000
How does /b/ feel about Crystal?
I like Tobasco
Red Hot
Valentina master race reporting in.
ketchup
Siracha is demi teir. Cholula is God teir but don't you try to sink a hook like that. Just plain blasphemy
Marie Sharps > All
>>684015937
That's good, but Tapatio is better.
>>684015937
Tapatio is superior to Cholula in literally every way unless you prefer weak-ass, watered-down shit.
>>684015937
Not a fan. It has too much flavor for me, I just like the heat.
Hot sauce is for under menschen. White people shouldn't use hot sauce and if you do, you're a nigger in disguise
>>684015937
Tapatio reporting in
it even says it's the best sauce
Arizona Gunslinger has to be the best hot sauce I've ever had.
>>684015937
>inb4 fags think mid tier Tabasco, Crystal, and franks red hot is god tier.
>>684015937
The Tapatio dude with the sombrero and the Cholula girl with the big tits got together and made Texas Pete, the little hot fucker.
This one is bomb but you can only have like 1 or 2 bites before it becomes torture but that first bite is full of flavor.
>>684017881
>barbecue sauce
Franks is all I use.
>>684018279
Please, never reproduce. Franks is disgusting.
>>684015937
Best I've tasted i tasted plenty
>>684015937
Anyone who says anything other than El Yucateco Mayan recipe, Tobasco original, or Faye's Texas Natural (rest in peace) is a liar with awful taste.
Texas pete is shit tier, they literally serve it in prison.
>>684018042
But does it have good flavor?
anyone can make something hot, if it doesnt have a good flavor to go with the heat then i dont bother.
Sauce is for niggers and faggots. Chew some motherfucking peppers.
Bunch of faggots in this thread.
I ferment my own hot sauce. I have a 6 gallon carboy of carolina reaper sauce sitting next to me right now.
None of this bullshit has any heat or any flavor. You might as well put vinegar on your shitty food.
PS dave's is tomato paste and extract.
Get out of this thread salsa-shitt teir fags
current rotation
>>684017752
>>684017385
>>684015937
>>684016505
>>684017422
>>684017511
>>684017569
Cholula, Valentino, and Tapatio are bullshit mujado crap. They taste like tomato sauce with a little bit of hot peppers added to it. Just eat watered down spicy ketchup if you like the "flavor" of these bottles of herpes pustule juice.
They are only enjoyed by wetbacks and shit-tier mexicunts and cucks.
Go fuck yourselves with a nopal and die in a fire.
>>684018701
Peppers aren't much better, but you're 100% right about sauces being for cunts. Learn to fucking cook and season your food properly so you won't have to rely on a dumb crutch so that your mac and cheese wouldn't taste like damp cardboard.
>>684018778
>I have a 6 gallon carboy of carolina reaper sauce sitting next to me right now.
You can keep it, too.
It's dinner, not a dick measuring contest.
Pretty good stuff.
Every thing is subjective.
Mother fuckers ever try this shit? Damn.
>>684018930
Nigga it's just hot sauce, why you getting emotional lmao.
ITT: A bunch of uneducated gringos.
Seriously, know your shit.
>>684019242
GOAT GOAT GOAT
>>684018569
I like both heat and flavor. Those ones I listed (except Tabasco I never personally liked that flavor) just taste like salty vinegar liquid. No heat.
right here
>>684019214
I love this stufff soooooo much
>>684015937
green pepper cholula is the best though. could drink that straight out of the fucking bottle
>>684019214
Colon Cleaner haha. I'd love to give it a try.
>>684015937
I literally put this on everything i eat, its the best
Beat you all
God Tier. Spicy stuff.
>>684019365
Texas pete? 2/6 heat? Lol.
>>684019646
hell yeah nandos is god tier
>>684019661
Now that's the shit
>>684019684
that is a weird scale. normal texas pete isn't hot enough, this shit is perfect
>>684019890
ausfags unite!
Satan's Blood
>>684018930
Sounds like someone got fucked with a cactus.
>>684020270
thats not a hot sauce you fucking retard
>>684019214
I lived off of it for a while when being in Colorado Springs.
It's pretty good.
>>684018701
Yes, or homemade hot sauce for real taste
>>684019661
fuck off troll that shit is too hot to enjoy
>>684015937
>>684015937
/thread
>>684019219
Mexicunt detected
>>684018507
looks like a bottle of bleach. that's how you know they're not fucking around. you keep that shit under the sink with dangerous chemicals, not on the table with weak ass shit like pepper.
>>684019996
>>684020551
Dafuq you know about hot sauce, faggot? You wouldn't survive half a torta ahogada.
>>684020771
>>684018514
Beat me to it.
DONT OPEN THIS, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT OPEN THIS IMAGE. I BEG YOU
>God tier hit sause thread
>no mention of Blair's reserves
>>684018370
The only true god tier here fags.
>>684020411
Not with that attitude it's not. This shit is delectable. Go eat at taco bell.
That's hit.
>>684020751
Haha yea its good stuff tho has great flavor checked out some reviews online and it has good reviews aswell
>>684019661
Imo taco bell sauce sucks for anything other than taco bell (in which case it makes it beyond god-tier).
I win
>>684021088
Eat a dick you piece of shit.
I have ghost peppers with my eggs in the morning. I've snorted dried Carolina reaper seeds on a dare.
You don't fucking know me, you ignorant unAmerican piece of wetback afterbirth.
Go back to your fried crickets, mayonesa, and Tapatio, you donkey-fucking piece of trash.
>>684020551
>nigger calling out mexicunts?
Wut
>>684018930
>offers no god tier hot sauce of his own
>>684018165
Not quite as good as this though.
>>684015937
Take it from a really old oldfag, green tabasco is the business
Malt vinegger
>>684021441
El Yucateco Mayan recipe is pretty good, perhaps not God-Tier, but definitely up there. I put it on a lot of things.
Generally I alternate between that and Tobasco, depending on how vinegary I want my food.
Now please eviscerate your colon with a drill gun.
>>684021112
All that image does is make me miss the days when sponge bob wasn't a retarded crybaby homosexual.
>>684017385
Never had it but its cheap as fuck and comes in a large container...May pick it up next time, im a Tabasco fiend btw
>>684021564
Oldfag means nothing when it comes to hotsauce. Go to a CP thread. You are not wanted.
>>684021347
Tapatio is shite, fukboi. Get down to México to know the real stuff.
>>684017881
so unimpressed with this product
>>684021542
What in the fuck is that creature??
>>684019242
fuck off with your beta-tier "culture."
>>684021519
Oops!
Forgot to post pic!
This is the REAL!
>>684018370
>>684018514
>>684021273
The black is some damn good shit. This quickly became one of my go-to sauces. Thank you kind anon that posted it in one of these threads years ago.
>>684021327
Good stuff. Great for grilling. The tiger sauce makes a mean hamburger.
>>684021881
my gown
Try this as hot sauce, you will be pleasantly surprised
My local deli has this amazing fucking mac n' cheese, I put this shit on it all the time.
The very best
>>684015937
>posting weak shit
fucking americans
>taco bell fire sauce
>>684022063
>not posting anything at all
fucking degenerate where ever you live.
>>684018913
Liquid Stoopid is bonkers... face melter for sure. Not sure scolville but it's up there.
Sriracha is THE BEST sauce of all time hands down.
I don't give two monkey shits if you don't want me to post this. You know it's the truth.
Kill yourself.
>>684021949
...
this is the shit
>>684022193
>>684018930
try harder
>>684022063
Americans outdo everyone but thai motherfuckers. Where do you bring this fucking statement from?
>>684022225
for oriental food it is good, otherwise nah
>>684021818
Suck my bunion kid
>>684021939
This.
This is truly the best.
All the Dave's sauces are good, especially Dave's Insanity & the Ghost Pepper one.
>>684020270
>penis bottle
faggot
homemade >>>> anything you can buy in a store, recently ran out so can't pic.. not that it would matter cuz no label = you cant tell whats in it
>>684022225
Kill YOURSELF. Sriracha is ketchup's cheap hooker cousin. No one wants that shit.
>>684022225
What do two cousins say after having sex?
Roll Tide!
>>684022225
The fact you didn't get quints confirms you're a worthless piece of shit, just like your opinions.
Homemade Master race. Fucking newfags
>>684015937
Ordered this. Put like a drop into a big pot of spaghetti sauce and it was fucking hot.
>>684018913
>SHARPS MOTHERFUCKER!
>>684021894
Eat me, ignorant wanker. Just get back to your ketchup.
>>684019365
Texas Pete is like black pepper water.
>>684022507
>criticizes the bottle. Says nothing of the flavor.
Taste the sweetness and hotness of this shit, and i'll be hearing how much you like this shit next hot sauce thread.
>>684018951
if someone is making mac n cheese with hot sauce I don't think they can cook anything better than that so leave them to their devices.
>>684022513
It's still better than the shit quality sauce you find at walmart
Go play in a wood chipper.
>>684018913
Nice. I have a bottle of the Vicious Viper. Potent stuff man.
I use this stuff a lot.
>>684019242
That hot sauce tastes like shit.
>>684022632
Hows that extra chromosome treating you?
>>684015937
Pico Pica.
Most flavorful pepper sauce.
>>684023423
they sell sriracha at walmart, anon
>>684022225
YAH, i don't like this guy
>>684023423
they sell sriracha literally everywhere your argument is invalid you stupid pissbaby
For a milder sauce I really like Tabanero. Sometimes I need a break from the ultra hots.
>>684016843
i can dig it if im deperate. But im pre sure anders from workaholics plugs crystal in an episode
>>684023877
I was about to comment about your vagina, but gotta respect the dubs.
>>684023423
http ://www .walmart.com/c/kp/sriracha-sauce
Eat up, you ignorant motherfucker
>>684024007
This man knows
>>684023618
Wrong m8, your taste is shit.
I like flavor, not extreme heat. Too many of these hot sauces are all about burning your mouth and asshole than about real flavor.
>>684021956
Agreed.
>>684018370
Nice bro
>>684024194
found the gringo
>>684024194
You is right homie
>>684024007
Your mercy is appreciated. I actually grow a lot of hot peppers. Ghosts, reapers, chocolate habs... Hoping to make some sauces at the end of the season.
>>684019242
Real wetbacks make their own, unless they're poor fucks.
>>684024838
Real wetbacks are poor fucks. So much ignorance in this thread.
>>684024838
hell yeah esse
>>684024194
That's the american way. They don't know shit about the culture, about the real craft and appreciation of hot sauce. They just take something, misunderstand it and compete about it.
>>684022063
Not OP, but not everyone's goal is to set their asshole on fire. We're talking about hot sauce here so fuck off.
>>684021441
That was seriously the most offensive part of his whole rant tbh.
>>684018913
>President's Choice
Canadafag detected. My nigga.
>>684025338
Nah. Too many anons find excuses to not embrace the endorphins that good hot sauces have.
best sauce
>>684025295
Exactly. A hot sauce should be about the flavor, about enhancing the flavor of the food, not masking it in some extreme heat like it is some sort of challenge.
>>684025060
kek
>>684015937
>be me
>look in cupboard
>see cholula and sriracha next to each other
>>684025165
Orale vato
>>684015937
>>684016843
Cholula and Crystal are both great general purpose hot sauces. Nothing exciting about them but they work on anything.
>>684017385
Some Valentina on some ceviche and I cum buckets.
>>684018514
El Yucateco is pretty dank but I prefer most hot sauces to Tabasco.
>>684019365
>>684019879
Meh...
>>684021327
Holy fuck I forgot about this, haven't had it in years. I don't guess they have it where I live now.
>>684022274
I'd buy that to try just for the bottle.
>>684018930
Master baiter
>>684026583
>Valentina for ceviche
Kill yourself already
>>684020440
when were you here nigger? springsfag here.
ITT:
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE
>>684025689
>>684025757
See this post. Endorphins released from pain doesn't make a hot sauce good. Granted some of those super hot sauces are good, they are few and far between. Also you seem to have a supremely american attitude about hot sauce
>Hotter = Better
That or you're like indian or something.
Cholula is barely even a hot sauce. It's super mild but has great flavor.
El Yucateco is where it is at. Packs some real heat and great chili flavors.
I just dump a whole container of black pepper in a bottle of ketchup
>>684026583
Shut up fags, /b/ro knows what's up.
>>684021320
Agreed.
>>684021273
That's my fav in any flavor. I mix that shit with ranch and dip my pizza in it.
>>684026890
I'm not American. I'm an addict. I like chemicals in my brain. I also like good flavor. All these anons are just discounting the sauces because they're too hot. A good hot sauce is hot. It's the first fucking word.
Hot sauce is fucking hot sauce. It's sauce that's spicy, nothing special about it. It goes on shit foods like tacos and wings.
Real men eat steak and roast.
>>684026832
Seriously, only fresh peppers with ceviche, where are we equador?
>>684026832
>>684027174
I'm talking about taco truck ceviche, like on a tostada. Just a drizzle.
>>684015937
Doesn't have any heat to it whatsoever. Get fucked.
There is a such thing as too hot. I know that you guys all want to sound tough and edgy, but there just is. I like to be able to enjoy my food with a kick.
Not taste nothing at all as my tongue catches fire. That's just stupid.
I like storing a sliver of jalapeno under my foreskin
>>684027120
>>684022063
You were the one who was writing off people's choices based on spice level. I think we're just too far apart on this one I'm just gonna leave it.
Secret Aardvark.
Shit goes on everything.
>>684027538
First non-pleb in the thread. This is the main reason I wish I wasn't circumcised tbh.
>>684027538
You're doing it wrong. Real men stick it up their ass, then eat it.
>>684027411
Haha alright that's fair.
>>684022665
You can't just post that and not tell me about it
Do you have fun making it yourself?
How is the burn and taste of some of it?
All you tough guys need to stop talking and get to work on taking the world record away from a woman already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhfobnpvhnA
>>684027411
Valentina is good with ceviche I also put that shit in my cup noodles with some lime. Yucateco is my fav tho.
>>684027787
Fellow northwest detected. This is good but I don't love it as much as some around here.
>>684027526
this x1000. i was an edgefag in middle school and challenged my friends to see who could drink the most hot sauce. we did that almost every day. i have had a lot of different hot sauces, and i still stick with low to medium heat sauces with medium to strong flavor because that is simply better. i had ghost pepper sauce one time and was not fond of it. i have eaten whole habaneros, and for the first 5 seconds of flavor, good shit. next half hour, terrible. hotter=/=better.
>>684027137
>Real men eat steak and roast.
yes
with hot sauce on, of cause.
>>684027851
I keep the seeds and stems in there, not the whole pepper. Silly boy.
>>684027954
No le ganas a una mujer a comer chile.
...if you know what I mean.
>>684028198
>hot sauce on steak
cmon now
>>684027739
All I said was that good hot sauces provided endorphins. I didn't write anyone's choices off.
Later.
>>684028198
Maybe those cheap Walmart steaks that are chopped and glued together.
>>684017385
>>684017385
Extra Hot - My nigg
>>684028198
>hot sauce on steak
i bet you make well-done filet mignon you mutt.
>>684028187
now we're talking, go Cajun or go home.
>>684025295
>you don't know about hot sauce culture
This gave me brain cancer, lung cancer, breast cancer, mouth cancer, dick cancer, and fucking heart cancer.
This thread is proving it once again.
>You faggots will argue about anything.
>>684028288
actually, I like to think of it as a nice steak with my hot sauce
>>684028427
nope, a well hung long-bone will do fine.
>>684028456
I prefer filet mignon bordering blue rare, with hot sauce of cause.
>>684028288
You don't douse a dry aged bone-in ribeye in A-1 and Ghost Pepper extract?
>>684028461
Be proud of your food, bayou boy. It's the only thing your state has going for it.
>>684028603
Faggot
>>684028715
Well done, of course.
>>684028011
It's not as all-purpose as a lot of sauces, but for breakfast foods... cannot be beat.
You ask me, plebeian-tier is tabasco, tapatio, cholula... anything more vinegar than flavor.
>>684028603
No, we won't.
>>684028707
bait harder next time
>>684028548
if you knew hot sauce culture, you could have rectal cancer too.
>>684021347
Edgy faggot detected
>>684028826
Yes we will!
>>684028707
We all know what kind of well hung long bone you like.
Blair's
>>684018930
tapatio is amazing for the 1$ bottles... also more spice than flavor, cholula isn't very spicy but its a great flavor, Where are your hot sauces or do you not want to be judged as much?
>>684028736
>Be proud of your food, bayou boy
bro.. I'm Roma gypsy, living in Denmark. I just really like Cajun food.
the world is an odd place, indeed.
Hipsterfag reporting in here. Yellowbird beats all these nigger sauces.
>>684028811
Yeah man Aardvark is good as fuck on eggs, that's true.
>>684028848
brah, I just like hot sauce. Don't get all frizzy and weird on me.
>>684028955
>projecting
>>684028548
we've got beer snobs, coffee snobs, wine snobs.
it was only a matter of time before sauce snobs showed up to tell us how to properly set our toilets on fire.
>>684028936
not me
I'm diplomatic and fear confrontations
>>684029131
A Danish gypsy who eats Cajun food? What the fuck? I didn't realize Europe even had Cajun food.
What is gypsy food all about, anyway? I don't think we have gypsies in America.
>>684029285
Also, Pico Pica is, while not super spicy, very, very flavorful.
Nandos makes some good shit
>>684028736
Lmao. I live in MD but I get discounts on this sauce because I know they who makes it LA. He's friends with my family in the South.
>>684029636
Seriously? I bought a bottle and couldn't fucking stand it. I mean, yeah,it was kinda spicy, but the flavor was just bad.
>>684029636
The extra extra hot is the best
>>684028803
you almost had us there.
I tried them all and nothing is better imho.
>>684019646
How cheeky
Real Cajun here, highly unlikely they have Cajun food in Europe. Highly unlikely you've had Cajun food in the states, mostly Cajun/Creole hybrid shit.
>>684029621
We do have gypsies in the America. We call them Mexicans.
>>684017881
lol! I love that I always find this in the 99¢ bin at the supermarket. I thought this was the only reason why they even have that bin.
>>684019996
What about us Americans that have nandos
>>684029621
>A Danish gypsy who eats Cajun food?
I know, I'm a weirdo on multiple levels.
>I didn't realize Europe even had Cajun food.
we got the same shit over here, as you got over there.. only ours, is a little different. One internet if anyone gets the reference.
>What is gypsy food all about, anyway?
tons of garlic, chilli and (in older recipes) gun powder as seasoning.
>I don't think we have gypsies in America.
oh, you do.. they just tend to get offended when called gypsy, preferring Roma and live mostly sedentary lives nowadays.
>>684021542
>i'm a female
Lmao
>>684017881
>bbq sauce
Still fucking delicious though
>>684019646
>>684019890
>>684030259
>>684030515
Explain this meme restaurant to me.
>>684030855
well..
it is
>>684015937
Good choice OP, just got this in the mail :)
>>684019646
/thread
>>684027823
This.
I may try a sliver of Ghost Pepper up my urethra when they ripen this year though. Would it maybe be better mashed up and placed in a large syringe for easier penile insertion? And I mean for insertion in my daddy's dick for being the dumbass that allowed me to get circumcised too!
>>684022365
YES.
they should call it god sauce
>>684031784
Except that would be a dumb name though.
They make this shit around where I live, shipping is probably expensive but it's the best (the brand, not necessarily this particular sauce) sauce I've ever had. They actually make a newer version of this with carolina reapers.
>>684031964
god hates you
Girlfriend bought me this for my birthday today.
>>684032355
God hates all of us, anon.
>>684032929
She's clearly hinting that she wants you to use this in the bedroom.
>>684029131
I think I'm in love; that is, if'n you're a femanon! Don't admit to it here! You'll have habenero sauce all over your bare nipples if you do! Nonetheless, I am a Cajun-living Ameritard who is Danish & Scottish, grew up in South-East Asia, loves hot food (and Gypsy women!), and I will stop right there b4 this sounds cringier than, well, it already sounds!
Posting tits for redemption. Not mine, but still...
>>684032929
>>684033052
Correct. She wants you to use it as anal lube. You're one luck bastard.
>>684033263
Way to ruin a perfectly good thread, anon. I'm out.
>>684021647
>DRILL GUN
Did you know drills don't shoot screws?
>>684015937
>cholua
>god tier?
you newfags crack me up
blairs ultra death checking in.
Smoked Tabasco... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>684021818
You are an eight year old faggot nigger.
>>684033052
>>684033326
No, we tried hot sauce once. Didn't go so well. I rubbed her clit with a drop of Satan's Blood on my finger. Didn't go over so well.
>>684018778
>sitting next to me right now.
Where's the picture of it then you lying faggot
>>684021818
>implying we have CP threads anymore
>>684033543
Glad to see you go...
>>684018778
pics with you masturbating with it or it doesnt count
/b/ has spoken, faggot
Best Steak Sauce ever
>>684018951
Anon stop acting like you can even cook
>>684033658
off by about 20 years and 10 shades of skin. Good try though, anon.
>>684034512
Not him, but I see you didn't refute the faggot part.
I make all types of shit with this! Sour Cream ?Mayo and some of this on fish tacos.
>>684034375
>steak sauce
>steak
>sauce
>>684034727
gotta leave something to the imagination. Otherwise you niggers wouldn't care.
>>684021647
>tobasco
>shit-tier vinegar
>>684021715
Ikr?
Ghost pepper sauces always taste delicious, they just break your tongue in the process
>>684017385
A-Fuucking-men
>>684022274
Took half the thread for someone to post this. Best sauce. Period.
>>684018778
Hmmm...
>Dave's Insanity Sauce is tomato paste!
Please post pic of you gargling your hotter-than-Dave's sauce now, nigger! Or do you not have enough to gargle?
I could send you some Dave's Insanity Sauce (tomato paste, remember?) to help you cool your mouth down after imbibing your far superior homemade sauce, nigger!
>>684022365
Agreed
>>684035216
Never seen it, where is it sold?
The best part is eating the peppers afterwards
>>684033937
I hear ya, Pepe!
Does CP stand for Chile Pepper?
It does, doesn't it?
Tobasco sucks. Sriracha sucks. Valentinos sucks. Grow a fucking pair.
>>684035887
Kek.
>>684018930
Someone got some hot sauce in their vag..
>>684036232
Obviously.
Still though, I would lick it out.
Not because the hot sauce is good, but because licking vag is what I do.
>in b4 virgin detected
This.
>pic related disappeared due to a really hot hot sauce, and she just disappeared, man! Fuck! It could happen to anybody! I'd watch out if I was you, fucking around with those hot sauces, you fags! You could end up being involved in an international scandal! Stick with the tried & true... Dave's Insanity Sauce.
>>684039110
I think we've been told!
>>684015937
This stuff is really good on Mexican food, idk about breakfast stuff like eggs or hash browns though
Well played out thread, OP.
Kudos to you, my hot chile friend!
>>684039110
Oh Snap!
No Tiger Sauce bros? This shit is cash.
>>684040751
>did not read thread.
>not worth a damn, period.
>do not give a shit about this anon's opinions.
>in b4 I never did, nigger.
