Badly describe a video game
Anons guess
>son of
>dante must...
>nero
>the jungle gril
>kills niggers
>moans loudly
>>684013568
Lara Croft?
Yung gemmy falls out of an airplane and fucks a bitch
>>684013335
Devil May Cry 4
>richfag
>madman kidnaps rich fag and his friends
>richfag escapes and tries to avenge dead brother with tribal badass magick and guns
3ngland
franc3
am3rica
>>684013958
FarCry 3 2ezi
>>684013958
>>684013782
Ace Combat Zero
>>684013782
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Skeeter
>>684014070
Mw3
Dead girl
Big castle
Strange voice
Destroy sixteen statues
Girl alive
>>684014887
Shadow of the Colossus
>Evil computer fights an evil computer
>you're stuck in the middle of it
>the only word you say is "Nah."
A witch speaks in rhymes
>>684014887
Shadow of collasus
>>684015104
Totally!
>>684015200
Zelda skyward sword
>>684013893
Maximum respect anon
>enemy is everywhere
>>684015555
Maximum quads
>>684013335
>cyka blyat 2
>play as some fag with daddy issues
>fall in love with some Japanese girl
>people dieing
>she dancing
>find farther
>die
>Mom's dead
>Nigger adventures
>train
>>684016113
San Andreas
>be ex-con
>arrive in shitty swamp town
>aquire gauntlet and antique tools
>destroy giant heart
>furry creature and princess have a relationship
>edgy emo guy does edgy things to save the day because edgy
>trunks from Dragonball Z makes a guest appearance
>>684016061
Final fantasty 10
Such a good game.
>>684015104
Anynone happens to know if its coming out for ps4?
>>684015678
mass effect
>>684016565
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
>>684013335
TPS
Hot girl
Average guy
Big guy
Pew pew on people
Pew pew on zombies
hot girl drop towel
>>684017051
I would of thought not
>>684015880
CSGO?
>>684015136
i need to know the answer to this one
>>684015136
Clues?
>>684013335
Gambler has his marker called in - has to kidnap some religious nut's kid.
>>684013782
Far cry
>>684017051
they're doing ps2 classics so maybe? idk
>>684015136
System Shock 2
>move to new city
>full of retards
>boss is a dick
>take up golf
>>684018568
It's spiderman, right?
>>684018732
Yes
>war buddy wit dis nigga
>but then dat nigga die
>cept he don't and comes back as some pinko globalist fag and tries to pop a cap in your ass
>you blow that nigga the fuck out
>y'all don't see each other after that but you both know it's cool between ya'll
>>684015200
Banjo kazooie?
>>684019367
Cod ghosts
>>684013335
>warmongers
>but i am just one guy
>and i have to fight traitors like Jenkins
>SLASH HACK CHOP KILL
>loot
>BASH BLOCK STRIKE
3 Detectives
Asked to save kidnapped ching chong girl
End up at hell's gate
>make army
>kill other army
>you are victorious
>>684019576
Nope
>>684019953
Every rts I've ever played
>>684020187
And I still love every single one
>Helloooooo traveller!
Kid meets a girl at the fair, decides to save the world with her and his best friend because he watched an old movie.
>>684019762
Any dungeon crawler ever.
>>684013335
Do u know that girl personaly because she looks familiar
glorified ninja murdering
>angry man
>kills family
>gets cursed
>goes on rampage
>kills his master
>"you succeeded".jpeg
>>684020597
yes she is my sister
>wolololo
>>684020597
That's Lia you dumb bastard
Takeshi's challenge
>>684020893
I doubt it but if so what's her name
>>684020922
Who?
Takeshi's challenge?
>>684021145
Google Lia Marie Johnson
>Walk around a house for 2 hours
>read notes
>discover your sister is a lesbian.
oh wait its not even badly described. Can you guess what game it is /b/ ?
>>684021464
Ah right thanks she looks alot like a girl in new in year 11
>>684020835
God of War
>>684015136
portal 2
>three guys on a desert
>"we need to save him"
>kill shitload of people
>"it's his fault, we need to kill him"
>your friends die
>the guy was dead all the time
>you were dead all the time or just schizophreniac
>>684013335
Moar pics of lia
>>684021526
Gone home...?
>destroy all 3 energy balls
>Gonorrhea
>guns
>cats??
>>684021745
Spec Ops: The Line
>ur kill
>sister is kill
>wtf is this shit
>>684021767
ding ding ding!
yes
>the ocean sometimes
>space with chipmunks
>weird hair
>>684021943
Limbo?
>you are a dumb faggot who attack vampires during night
>it's raining.jpeg
>the knife use ammo
>even knowing all game story happens in the same night, somehow betweet missions u lost your guns&shit.
>shitty game of all
>my tits keep getting smaller
>where are my pistols
>no creepy fucker to trap?
>>684021788
half life 3?
>sword
>shield
>die
>>684022144
Tomb Raider
>>684022214
Dragon's Dogma
>>684022144
Eerr, Tomb Raider...?
20 internets to who gets this
>you fly in space
>your single starfighter is sometimes able to destroy multiple enemy cruisers and station
>your enemy is supposed to be some kind of terrorist group but youre fighting traitor admirals of your own side most of the time
>rebel scum
>im sexy as fuck
>blood keeps me alive
>lol is that hitler?
>ducks
>platforms
>a shit load of guns
>>684020491
Chrono Triggered
Pls no more triggers
>>684022061
Yes. That one was on easy mode.
Here's another:
>on a boat
>that sinks
>gotta stop the terrorists
>russians speaking english
>>684022356
>>684022224
congratsulashuns
>>684021878
Yep
>>684022161
Lol no.
>radiation everywhere
>drink vodka
>you're seeking yourself
>>684022423
RocketBird or something
>>684022114
some dante shit?
>>684022406
starfox?
>>684022690
Nope
>>684022556
Wild guess for MGS2
>>684022423
duck game
>>684022735
Nope
>>684022852
Kek yeah. I shouldn't have included the ship.
>>684022406
star wars battlefront 2
>nanomachines.wav
>>684022891
Got it
>>684022407
Blood Rayne
>>684022709
Niet
It's Vampire Rain. Pure shit, idk if it's even in youtube by now
>>684013656
>>684013568
Far cry 3
>>684022307
lol wut no
>u die
>the end
>start near shack
>grab shovel
>go to bank
>piss on everyone
>you still need to go to the bank
>>684023008
no but very close
think the old space sims
you'll never get this one or you have the whole internet in a boxed set
>unity game
>you nuke people
>that's it
>99 cents on steam
>ass cancer from playing
>>684013335
>Came out in 2006
>Rushed
>>684023276
Postal 2
>yfw dragons
>>684023026
nobodys gonna guess? its obvious
>>684023276
Postal 2
>>684023406
Snailed it
>>684023060
bingo
"Hello young man, what's going on in the world today?"
>buys bottled spirits off you
>fight a sand nigger
>?¿?
>bang pew
>future
>>684022214
Dark souls
>>684016594
Sonic '06?
>>684023026
MGS4
>>684023623
Ayy
>IVE GOT TO GET TO A safe PLACE
jook and dooxter
>>684023252
Dark Souls
>walking half-naked to the endgame base to get the endgame equipment first thing
>>684023208
Strange. That was my experience of that game.
>>684023560
Ocarina of Time
>>684016113
>>684016352
LOLOLOLOL
>>684023664
finally, someone got it
>You're a shitty person
>Your friend commits suicide over and over again
>>684023785
+5respect
>>684023829
I know what I'm about, Anon
>>684023907
Sand nigger and poes gave it away
>>684023313
DEFCON?
>>684023313
Literally every greenlight game ever
>parents die
>become suicidal
>satan says that you have to kill yourself a bunch of times
>you proceed to get apples and kill yourself
Don't even know why I bought this fucking game
>40320 possible endings
>choose character
>fatty
>die few times
>fly
>adventure and jolly co-operation
>>684024010
Try this one
>cursor is a glove
>little spastic honeycombs organisms
>raise them
>fuck windows 98
>>684024235
Dank souls
>Are rodent
>Big poop
>sing
>goats
>>684024316
Ayyyy
>>684022671
fallout99.99
>>684024221
Heavy rain?
>>684013335
>numbers
>jfk
>WHAT DO THEY MEAN
>escape prison with friend
>end of game, friend died long time ago
>bay of pigs
>>684024034
nope
>>684024157
its sad it was greenlit
ill give one more hint
>name starts with a
>addictive as fuck
>still making dlc's to this day
>fucking woman... give me a son already...
>your brothers are your worst enemies
>developers clearly have never been in the mediterranean
>>684024742
Infinity Warfare
>>684024742
black ops
way too obvious
>you enter this flat Portal Floor, you go in it >you see this nigger dragon getting heal by a pink thing >you beat him and he drops green balls Everywhere >Enjoy the Music :D
>>684024737
Nope
>>684023708
>I've got to get to a SAFE place
this is easy mode.
>>684024798
FArming Sim Confurm
>post ww2
>nazis won
>head injury
>jew has magical powers
>you do every fetch quest
>you fuck a nurse
>>684024646
wrong
>>684024602
Conker's Bad Fur Day
>>684024178
I would still appluad someone who can manage to answer this
>>684024742
THE NUMBERS MASON
WUT DO THEY MEME
>first thing in the game you do is steal a bike
>>684025234
San andreas
>>684025234
gta san andreas
>>684024602
Conker
>>684025234
Gta Andreas
Or
Black man simulator 3000
>>684013335
>Commander
>Aliens
>babysitter
>head bleed
>robot
>water
>WHAT?
>>684025234
san andreas
>ww2
>the knifing fucking sucks
>115
>japan
>>684025370
Ayyyy
>make sure they shit in the potty
>they bang and clang in the gym for a million hours
>readytofacetheworld.jpg
>they inevitably die
>repeat
>>684025385
black man Simulator 3000 XD that fucking funny
>main character is a social outcast
>teams up with a hot girl, a prissy kid and a huge retard to return to his world.
>>684025195
what is it?
>Lemurs, God, and Liberty
>>684024903
If someone guess my, you'll win a naked picture of my sister
>I can stab you from 30 feet away.
>that guy almost has a nuke..
>never speak entire game
>bean
>So MUcH DLc!!
>>684025587
>XD
>That('s) fucking funny
Go back to 9gag
>>684025506
WaW
>>684025036
someone solve this, I'm waiting.
>Kidnapped by pedo nerds
>wander around the hood to find him
>get raped by giant nignogs
>get robbed
>sell junk to get by
>take drugs to escape this eternal torment
>get raped by toaster
>get raped by iguana
>get raped by dog
>get raped by bear
>get raped by cancer patient
>finally become an hero
>don't care about looking for child, play shitty 90s game knockoffs till you die of cancer
>fml
>>684024903
Kingdom Hearts?
>>684025867
bingo familia
>>684025781
EA Typhoon
>>684025707
Squishy the suicidal pig
>battle buddy
>o shit robots
>RIP arm
>press X to pay respects
>>684025016
nope
>>684025985
Incorrect
>>684026049
Advanced Warfare
>Prinesses
>Clown
>>684025936
Nope Not even Close lol, i'll give you a hint the character can break stone with his bare hand
>>684026049
Bionic Commando?
>>684025907
sounds a bit like (hold on let me find the game case, cant remember the name)
Wolfenstein?
>>684026049
Call of duty, Advanced warfare
>a seven nation army couldn't hold me back
>PETA approved
>woof woof
>occasional meow
>most of yours would be dead if it was realistic
>Woof
>>684026049
MGR
>>684026322
Nope, Cod AW
>>684025545
sounds like any sims game lol
>>684019367
Ultimate alliance
>>684026481
new battlefield
steal peoples clothes and kill people
>>684026484
Better be Nintendogs
>>684025722
No guesses on my dubs?
>>684023764
Fallout/Skyrim? Unsure about this one
>>684013335
You're a Pirate with weird ass hair on a quest to find some skeleton guy's costume. You also have a flying chimp following you around and he turns other animals into weird shit
>>684024256
Eudemons?
>>684026770
No.
Nintendo's + cats
>>684026721
You are win
>>684025935
No guess on mine?
>>684026840
Fallout, yes, but which one?
>>684026761
Hitman
>>684016594
Sonic '06
what part about BADLY Describe a vidya didn't you get
>>684026612
Understandable guess, but no.
>>684026309
minecraft you plebs
>>684017268
Fear effect
>>684025745
>>684026309
>>684024903
Someone guess my I gave you a really good hint
>>684025935
That 1 dream cast game with the Asian teen
>>684024157
it was Attrition: nuclear domination
>>684022671
S.T.A.L.K.E.R>>684022671
Guy with a sword (and a whiny voice) cuts shit up
>>684027024
Oh my god I'm retarded
>>684027166
Minecraft
>>684027024
Correct
>>684027235
mgr?
>>684027235
Legend of Linklez
>slowmo gunfights
>kill yourself
>>684022671
Metro last light?
>>684027351
Yes
>space
>spreadsheets
>purple boxes
>red boxes
>>684027235
LoZelda
>>684027339
Yeah you got it XD hes right >>684027278
>>684027024
>>684022406
Either TIE Fighter or Empire at War
>Falls down a hole
>Talk to endgame white shota male to get out of the hole
>>684026301
Hint
>Catfish
Gf got infected by aliens
Start war!
>>684013335
forget this thread, more of Lia topless???
>>684027639
Castle Crashers?
>>684027711
lol. u bastard
>jerod
>snow
>big tree
>scrimshaw
>>684027339
Deliver sister noodz
>>684026342
Bingo
>>684027801
>lol
>>684027753
i loved this game
>>684023378
Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis
>>684027753
Congrats, you've won a goat
>>684027859
no for some reason I decide, to tell him in my phone lol
>>684025036
Wlofenstein N.O.
>shameful display
>farm
>fish
>waifu
This one is probably pretty easy
>quiet
>cars
>girlfriend hurt you
>black guy make boom
>find girlfriend
>bang
>???
>wear cool coats and hats
>kill werewolves and shit for awhile
>welp, guess I need to kill aliens now
>Fuck a doll
>kill old man who used to fuck doll out of jealousy or some shit
>hundreds of games liek this
>blocks
>use the force luke
>GOLD BLOCK!
Blip Blip
>>684027882
Hell yeah, that shit was awesome. :D
>>684028200
Bloodborne
>>684024256
Fkin Cap'n Crunch
>>684028190
Harvest Moon
>>684028205
lego starwars
You kill not people and not have any fucking idea where to go. Hint: you cant guess right
>>684024221
Undertale
>you jump of out a plane and landed >As soon as you know it, you got fucked up by white people wearing yellow shirt >you got saved by a Woman
>>684028306
(hint: new version)
>Pew Pew
>Zoom Zoom
>Boom
>>684028361
That's only nearly 30
>>684027231
1 internet for you
>>684028416
- A Wonderful Life
>>684019538
chortled
>run
>dehydrate
>lean left and right
>pew?
>>684028327
obongo
now riddle me this
>gold eggs, so important, friend is a weasel
>elf ears
>sequel, gold eggs are now super rare
>you have evil dark side, friend is still a weasel faggot
>>684028622
Mario Sunshine?
>>684028444
FTL?
>>684028534
STARDEW VALLEY YOU NIG
>how do you always get to these places first?!
>yours died? wow u mus suk. mine NEVER die
>oooooo ive got em all.
>>684028654
Jak & Daxter
>>684025405
Mass Effect 2
>>684028654
Jak + Daxter series
>Buildin a Sentry
>That heavy is a spy
>Hats
>Medic!
>>684028722
Incorrect
>>684028622
DayZ
>>684022406
Elite?
>>684028876
Ayyy
>>684015880
cheeki breeeeeeeeki
>>684028840
SO DIFFICULT
>>684022556
Modern Warfare
>>684028840
>hats
just as effective
>>684028622
Unreal Tournament 2
>you died
>>684024798
Crusader Kings 2ez
>>684028818
obongo 2x
riddle me this
>never speak entire game
>you do EVERYTHING
>dog
>bean
>gasmask retards that are cops
Rats
Cigars
>>684028840
gee i wonder, definitely not tf2...
TOO FUCKIN OBVIOUS
>>684028766
Ooooohhh. You mean Another Other Other Other Wonderful Life.
>>684027510
Now where's the nudes of your sister, faggot
>poor orphan who lives in shit hole New Jersey
>travel around the world with best friend turned rival turned backstabbing faggot going to Tampa, San Diego, even Moscow.
>end up back in Shit Jersey to settle the score with former friend, best him
>in NG+ you just punch him in the end.
>>684029109
No fucking shit
>>684024221
New Vegas
>>684029081
....metro?
>Ash's hat?
>why talk to bunny
>why am I fighting bag?
>pew
>12 year olds play this when they get home from school
>>684024903
Minecraft
>used to rob banks
>family hates you
>friend is psycho
>other friend is nigger
>anger issues
>>684029305
hl2?
wild guess here
>>684029117
Thank you for getting it
>>684029107
BAD RATS? HUEHUU
>>684029081
Half life?
>>684029465
Gta5
>be mexican fag
>lizards
>1861
>elephants suck ass
>eat lizards
>kill big lizard
>THIS GAME IS GONNA HAVE SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH CUSTOMIZATION
>....this is the advertised customization? I look like everyone else...
>DLCDLCDLCDLCDLCDLCDLCDLCDLCDLC
>fuck this trash
>>684029081
fallout 3
>>684029658
...Destiny?
>>684029658
destiny
>>684029658
CoD Ghosts?
>>684029305
woop, sorry
>>684029473
obongo!
>thicc
>no hats
>feminists angry
>>684028840
Overwatch
I have two for ya,
>blue
>orange
and
>eat smaller circles
>>684029150
what are you talking about Nigger faggot
>>684029209
Come on faggots. I intentionally left out the thing you actually do otherwise it would be too easy
>>684029850
Portal & Pacman
looks for brother.
Takes pictures.
Oh shit.
>>684029786
>>684029793
yeeep.
I still have it. what should i do with it?
>>684029969
first one yes, second one no, maybe I should be more specific
>be small circle
>eat smaller circles
>>684029658
The Sims 4
>A settlement needs help
Overpower each animal that crosses your path. Experienced players use witchery and, occasionally, necromancy to progress.
>>684029850
>>684029969
or Agar?
>>684030082
crush it up
in the pooper
>>684030010
Any asain ps2 horror game
>>684030089
agario
>>684029584
This one isn't even that hard.
>>684029827
kek
overwatch
>>684029964
Been reading it. Curious as hell but I've got no idea.
>>684029882
-AHEM- >>684025745
Deliver
>>684030010
Luigi's Mansion?
>>684028768
cmon.
everybody here should be able to guess this one.
>>684030157
correct! portal and agar.io
next two
>learn ancient language
>yell in that language loudly
and
>campaign had grenades
>GRENADES EVERYWHERE
>multiplayer was cool but now plagued with modders
>Fus
>Ro
>Dah