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Poorly explain a video game and see if people can guess it

>wizard is cooking meth in his castle
>fucks up
>causes the apocalypse
>his masturbation glove has to save the day
>>
Glover?
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FUCK LEAFY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbLPAFOsecA
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>>684012784
you win
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>>684012485
Glover?


>> you wake up in a prison, then proceed to kill a bunch of people
>> you then set yourself on fire
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>game is shit
>everyone loves it anyway
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>>684013169
undertale
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4 memebers from slipknot rob stores in a city with an entire army for a police department
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>>684012950
Easy, dark souls
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>>684013169
undertale
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>>684013169
Undertale
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Protag kills girlfriend twice.
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>edgelord has amnesia
>aliens
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>>684012485
>White guy in power armor killing Koreans
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>>684013169
undertale?
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You are a rat thing with a metal backpack flying around the galaxy fucking with aliens.
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>>684012950
gta san andreas ?
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>>684013290
payday
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>>684013169
Fallout 4?
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>>684013169
Undertale
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>>684013861
crysis.
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>>684014016
Ratchet and clank
2easy4me
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>>684014117
good guess, but I don't think anyone even likes that.
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>nigger
>bike
>kill
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>>684013169
Cod
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>>684013775
Prey?
>>
>I have no idea what's going on
>who the fuck is this bitch
>LOOK AT ALL THESE GUNS
>I still have no idea what's going on
>>
>kid goes crazy and tries to kill his mom
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>>684013169
Fallout 4: Undertales?
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>>684014425
Bio shock infinite
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Drunk bear, slave bird, muthafuckin jigsaw puzzles
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>>684014150
Yes
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>>684014530
Nope, good guess though
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>A nigger, a white man and a white trash illegal immigrant are wannabe Payday assholes
>The white man or the white trash illegal immigrant can be killed in the end
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>shitty job
>saves the day
>nobody gives a fuck
>always scared as fuck
>never get's the girl.
>brother get's all the glory.
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>>684014467
Binding of Isaac?
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>>684014278
san andreas
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>>684014660
Gta5
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>>684014387
Tuna
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fucking leafy is gay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbLPAFOsecA
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>>684013290

The Heist ?
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>>684014660
A nigger, a white man and a white trash

>GTA V?
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>>684014766
Super Mario
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>>684013591
Dead space?
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>>684014230
I do.
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>>684013169
Any famous game, really
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>>684014766
Luigi, that greasy italian fuck.
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>>684014892
gud job
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>father abandons for being fag
>finds 30 year old pedo
>pedo teaches how to rob
>finds treasure
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>You're a faggot
>Break Shit
>Make Penis
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>>684014425
Borderlands?
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Dragons
Also, finally Dual-Wielding
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>>684014959
>>684015022
yess
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>>684014660
Grand Theft Auto 4
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>>684014425
Borderlands
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>>684013591
The Darkness?
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>>684015046
Columbinecraft
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>>684013290
I know the game can't remember the name, is it infected?
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>>684014567
Banjo Kazooie
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>>684015046
Minekampf
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>>684013775
Shadow the edgehog
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>>684015051
Correct
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ok you are a gecko and the game is called gex 3

guess
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>>683013861
just cause 2
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>>684012485
>Sit in box
>Make sure words are right
>Burn money
>Children starve
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>Girls fight each other and play volleyball
>The most popular character looks like a loli
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>>684015275
DoA
>>
Bear....seek.....seek.....lest
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>>684015203
Gex 2
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>I know I'm kind of a father figure to this little girl but I kinda want to fuck her
>I am kill
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>>684012950
Oblivion?
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>>684012485
You and a few other people fight a bunch of other people with faggot characters. Its a bunch of kids bitching.
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>>684015407
Bioshock infinite
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>>684015085
Skryim
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>>684015426
Overwatch
>>
The Herbal team shoot big ass pea at undead people
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>>684014869
Yup
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>>684015238
GLORY TO ARSTOSKA
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>>684015426
Call of Duty
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>>684015480
Nyet
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>Have laser gun
>Have robot dog
>>
>you get kidnapped by an old man
>he tries to sell dangerous toys to children
>it's your hero
>>
>Pool"s closed
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>>684015381
Dark Souls 2
>>
>look at the rookie he's a fag (you)
>fall from sky
>sleep like a lil bitch till night
>your team dies except for like two bitches
*cue rain and violin music*
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>>684015652
Habbo
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>>684015407
TWD S1
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>>684015532
nope

>>684015572
nope
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>>684015592
Five nights at Freddy's
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>>684015680
Correct
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>>684015726
No
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>you fly spaceships
>your fighter can sometimes miraculously slaughter fleets of enemy cruisers
>your supposed to fight some terrorist group but spend more than half the time fighting traitors from your own side
>rebel scum

No one guessed this last thread
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>>684015422
Dark Souls
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>>684013169
It's undertale tho, right?
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>>684014567
Banjo Kazooie
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>>684015719
yeap
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>>684015711
halo odst
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>>684015547
Plants vs zombies
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>>684014812
Bingo
>>
Skirt wearing faggot that travels through time and saves girl, but gets friend zoned anyways and sent back in time
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>>684015838
Project Sylpheed?
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this one is hard
>some fucking kingdom gets rekt. prince gets rekt
>15 old guy goes on adventures with his jailbait friends and 3 adults who want to fuck eachother
>one of 15 year old guy's friends is actually the princess of the rekt kingdom
>spend entire game rekting stuff
>rekt the rektors of the rekt kingdom in the end
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>>684013290
Payday 2
>>
>north korea
>catch the ace
>heavy artillery
>>
>>684016060
LoZ Ocarina of Time
>>
>spend hours trying to find a female character with no pants so you can kill her and stare at her bush
>>
>>684015982
you win my dick
*cums*
>>
>get lost on an island because you did a fuck ton of drugs
>do a fuck ton of drugs on island
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>>684015426
Kingdom Hearts
>>
>Feminists offended by ass
>alot of ass
>Ninja cyborg
>talking monkey
>possibly best game of 2016
>>
>>684015482
ding ding
>>
>>684016091

FF12
>>
>time is getting corrupted
>you have to go kill monsters with park benches shot from your vacuum
>>
>addicting
>sugar
>>
asian woman climbs buildings because she can't drive
>>
>>684016091
Dark cloud 2
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>>684016179
Yes
>>
>>684016267
overwatch
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>>684015711
Halo 3: ODST
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>>684016354
Candy Crush isn't a video game.
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>>684016073
nope
>>
>>684013347
Nailed it.

>> some bitch is jealous of your sister
>> bird abuse
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>>684016337
ding dong
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>>684016350
blinx the time sweeper
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>>684016258
Far Cry 3
>>
>the lock on Quantanamo Bay fucks up and every nigger stay inside
>you get thrown in and raped every day until you're god
>with the help of the janitor you kill the sleepy security guard and get out
This is impossible.
>>
>>684016262
no
>>
>684016258
FarCry 3
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>>684015786
Nope
>>
>>684016368
Mirrors Edge?
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>>684016572
Ding ding
>>
>>684016368

Mirror's Destiny
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>>684015838
FTL?
>>
>>684016182
Welp, thats me in every game
>>
>>684016368
Mirror's Edge
>>
Scooby doo wannabes save the world while their leader is a fuckboi
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>>684014425
...Duke Nukem Forever?
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>>684016491
How is it not a video game?
>>
>be gook
>get betrayed by gook bro
>picked up by gook raiders
>rob and kill other gooks for cash
>boats

10 internets to anyone who can get it
>>
>>684015331
Yes
>>
>It's no use
>>
>you're a puppet thing
>jump over shit
>big ass vacuum thing takes away shit
>kill vacuum
>the end
>>
>>684016796
Sleeping Dogs?
>>
>>684016682
correct my boi
>>
>>684016535
Banjo Kazooie
>>
>Explosion
>Explosion
>Space?
>Nope, explosion.
>>
>black
>Cocks
>2
>easyasfuck,jpg
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>>684015395
close but no
>>
One hole fighting another hole by jumping through holes.
>>
>decide your face
>jumping around
>some faggot hiding thinks in the tree stump
>adventure begins
>>
buy ship
get fucked
>>
>>684016932
no, think 90s
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Jingles Adventures: Roll the World up edition
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>>684015407
The Last One Of Us
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>>684016812
Sonic 06
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>open box
>explode
>repeat forever
>>
>you're a 1337 h4x0r
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>>684016784
Same reason WoW isn't a video game. You can't call it a "game" if it doesn't end.
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>>684016986

KSP
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>>684017228
Watch dogs
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>>684017228
Watch Dogs
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>>684016008
YES you got it and you win nothing you slut
>>
>petite young girl gets kidnapped by some assholes
>'murica saves the day
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>>684017228
Gmod
>>
>>684015038
Uncharted?
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>>684017335
Resident Evil 4
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>>684017182
You're goddamn right
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>>684017395
correct mah boi
>>
>bomb
>hackers
>russians
>>
Legend of Zelda rip off meets the sims
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>>684015592
Muffukn Megaman
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>>684017228
Watch Dogs
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>>684017256
That's not true at all. If its a game and it uses graphics and controls on a screen, its a video game. Having an ending has never been a condition.
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>caped nigger fucks up
>a tower appears
>some shitty poodle with a diamond around it's neck fucks with you
>your best friend gets cut the fuck up
>the entire thing is pretty much a fucking drug trip
>have to save the day by making nigger towers
>>
>>684017351
yeah
>>
>kill things
>get killed all the time
>>
>>684017335
Resident Evil 4?
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>>684016182
Vice City
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>>684016856
Sounds so familiar despite hardly being a description.
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>>684017510
GOT IT!
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vaguely difficult one
>bird shits on your sister
>spirals into plot where both your sister and dog die
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>>684017556
Dark Souls
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>>684017689
silent hill? idk
>>
>>684017549
Brutal Legend
>>
>>684017689
Fable 2
>>
>evil robot replaces another evil robot
>moon
>>
>>684017606
Take a guess lad
>>
>lived underground
>where's my dad
>where's my dad
>where's my dad
>find him
>game over
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>>684015906
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>>684017839
Fallout 3
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>>684017549
Hyper Light Drifter?
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>you are god
>you have the ability to fuck up the lives of people
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Woo I'm a vampire, no fate but what we make for ourselves, fuck my vampire son, fuck that tentacled asshole feeding on the world, vampire son is sword.
>>
>>684017839
Fallout 3
>>
>>684015906
jews?
>>
>>684016720
nope
>>
>This over size Giant Robot Attack your roof and Throws Car at you
>Your friend taken by a Suicidal green person who want to hang himself but didn't do right
>And the fight goes on
>>
>>684017606
Little Big Planet? Never played it but that's my best guess.
>>
>>684013290
Payday?
>>
>in a house
>spoopy ghosts happen
>get super cleaning skillz
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>>684017919
correct
>>
>Game made in 1997
>Mixing potions can kill you
>Prince ditches you to go see the circus
>You need to kill a devil queen
>Good ending you get promoted to Knights after SAVING the world
>Only knights, even when you have a knight in your party.
>No lord, not a duke but a Knight
>Fucking Goblins
>"EXCELLENT"
>>
Escapists
>>
>>684014660
>easy undertale
>>
>>684018035
Vietcong 2?
>>
>>684017921
Sims?
>>
>>684018043
Yep, little big planet 2
>>
>I am meat
>Fuuuuuuuck me
>>
>Fuck you buy DLC
>>
>>684018151
Oh shit. Nice!
>>
>>684016796
yakuza
>>
>be me
>car accident
>3.14 qt dies
>atempt revenge
>dumb side jobs in process
>fuck this shit
>everyone from other worlds keeps trying to kill me
>take everyones money in process
>>
>>684017921
Simcity
>>
>>684018173
Super Meat Boy?
>>
>>684018188
ea?
>>
>>684018188
Anything made by EA
>>
>>684018188
Every modern game?
>>
A Nigger's Adventure
try and guess that
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>sexbot kills scientists
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>>684018142
NO
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>>684018188
Any game made by EA
>>
>Vroom vroom
>crowd funded
>4 wheels
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>>684018362
Your life story
>>
>>684017956
devil may cry?
>>
>Get out of prison
>Kill demon swordsman(s) for human leader
>Talk to demon god
>"nah, fuck you human leader"
Also you die a lot
>>
>>684017536
A game is either won or lost. If it just perpetually continues, then it's just a digital activity.
>>
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>>684017616
Fuck, I was almost certain is was this (see pic)
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>>684017921
GTA
>>
>ship crashes
>junpscare aliens
>handeld plasma gun
>>
>everyone thinks youre a girl and keeps calling you by your gf's name
>>
>>684017956
correct
>>
>late night phone call
>"oh no gramps is dead"
>something weird about this
>read book
>zombies and shitty history lessons
>explore giant house
>yay you saved Earth
>>
>FUCKING NAZIS!!!!!
>>
>>684018638
Wolfenstein
>>
>play online
>load
>30 minutes later
>loading
>enter
>die
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>>684018361
>modern games published by EA, Ubisoft etc
Ftfy
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>>684018638
Wolfenstein
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>>684018048
Luigis mansion
>>
>>684018686
fucking kek.
unreal tournament
>>
>>684017921
Black and White
>>
>>684018560

Zelda was a girl
>>
>>684018742
Nope
>>
>>684018035
Someone guess mines
>>
>you and a midget run a prostitution ring
>everyone ends up dying
>you repopulate the world with your dad
>>
>>684018736
Got it
>>
>>684015038
Idk why, but I'm guessing Uncharted
>>
>>684018684
>>684018725
I will thank you with an autocorrect paragraph.

I'm not a going to the get go a little bit more like the way I you and your you I just want a you a lot of little kids and in my life room head of a state visit to the game and the first half.
>>
This one is difficult. You win 100 internets if you guess this one.
>main cast full of dumbass blondes
>plot is to escape a city that is going to be rekt
>realize gook mayor wants the city to be rekt
>its up to you whether you get rekt or not
>>
>>684018277
bingo
>>
>"Ivan, why are helicopters crash?"
>religion based around gauss rifle
>>
>>684018460
I thought it was about demons?
>>
>be in coma
>wake up
>ur the BOSS
>expand ur base
>kill a bunch of people and robots
>shit goes wrong
>u arent really the legend you thought you were
>>
>>684018556
Dead Space?
>>
>>684018686
GTA ONLINE
long ass loading screens and everyone wants to kill you, right?
>>
>>684018973
New Vegas
>>
>worst game in series
>main character doesnt fight
>shitty voice acting
>shitty gameplay
>shitty characters
>shitty game
>>
>>684019015
Yep
>>
>>684019030
nope
>>
>>684018981
snailed it
>>
>>684018487
By your logic, if candy crush isnt a game, then any sports game isnt a game. Having an ending has never been a condition, I dont know where you got that shit from.
>>
>>684018361
>drive jeep around
>assimilate cities faster
>spend most time directing donkeys to dyes
>>
>>684018973
MgsV
>>
>>684018973

Majoras Mask
>>
>>684019113
god dammit, was i too specific?
>>
>>684018188
Destiny?
>>
>>684019078
FO4 then
>>
>>684019154
what in the actual fuck?
>>
>>684018884
Tank Wars
>>
>im about to die
>im being saved
>im basically god
>i never finish my quests.
>my friends get killed because they are fucking stupid.
>>
>>684019208
no,
its >>684019113
>>
>sister is lost
>silhouettes
>>
>>684019160
>BOSS
Dead giveaway
>>
>>684019215
Your answer is way too far ahead.
>>
>>684019048

Mega Man X7
>>
>hello welcome to the apology app cuz the main release is shit
>send settlers out to get shit
>crashes on every device except iPhone 6 or iPad+
>"now there are no in app purchases"
>box costs 5.00
>>
>wake up
>kill people with rock
>build base
>die in raid
>repeat
>>
>Nobody gets to work on time because everyone gets in the goddamn turn lane 60 miles early
>>
>>684019390
Rust
>>
>>684019390
Rust
>>
>>684019296
i tried to hint big boss i thought only /v/ would get it
>>
>>684018927
Bump
>>
>>684019445
yup
>>
>>684012485
>Who am I?
>Oh shit, that chicks hot, I want to manipulate her into being my slave
>that city just blow up?
>more people want to follow me, guess I'm Jesus
>I remember now, I'm actually Hitler
>Hitler finds the superweapon and destroys the galaxy with Eva Braun.
>Terminator survives to cameo in the squeal.
>>
>spaceship crash in ocean
>survive
>>
>>684015838
Star wars Battlefront 2?
>>
>>684019537
mass effect?
>>
>As you play this game you constantly consider suicide
>You control a faggot of your choice and need to kill all the other faggots
>Koreans are gods
>Destroy enemy Buildings in secession
>>
>>684019599
subautism
>>
>>684019662
Close...
>>
>unity game
>nuke people
>ass cancer from playing
>99 cents on steam
>>
>>684018884
I'll give more hints
>god pisses on the world yet again. city that is about to get rekt is flooded
>intertwining storyline
>>
>>684019722
Yep
>>
>I WAS DEFINITELY FACING THE BALL
>BOW ONE MORE TIME YOU FUCKING SHIT SEE WHAT HAPPENS
>>
>>684013169
LoL
>>
>>684019700
League of legends
>>
>>684016174
Mercenaries: Playground of destruction.
>>
>>684015193
haha that has to be the right answer I swear
>>
>>684019804
if you get this right, you own way too many games on steam
>>
>kid is pissed
>runs around breaking shit
>blue mike wasowskis follow you slowly
>shit game
>>
>>684019834
Final Fantasy X 2?
>>
>2012
>overrated
>woods
>flashlight
>>
>>684020125
Slender boy
>>
>>684019994
points to you sir
>>
>>684020174
Yep
>>
>>684020125
Slender
>>
>>684019992
thats the answer for this one too
>>684015426
>>
>>684020125
Capital e. Capital z. Slender
>>
>guy with big ass weapons
>kills big ass monsters
>creates stuff with parts of their corpses
[farming intensifies] - RNG hates me
>>
>go to school
>beat up some people
>get detention so many times the game doesnt even bother to make you do its punishment
>be a total manwhore
>not gta
>>
>>684019352
Goddamnit I thought this one would be vauge enough to not be figured out. The only real clue was the "Main character doesn't fight"
>>
>9 year olds
>cancer
>overrated
>>
>>684020344
Bully
>>
>"you see, Ivan, helicopters are of crashings due to because magiks"
>gauss gun
>>
>>684016581
FIFA 06
>>
>>684019659
nope, but youre in the right direction

think old space sims
>>
>>684020397
cod
>>
>>684020397
Minecraft or FNAF
>>
>>684020466
GOD DAMMIT
>>
>>684020397
you sound like you're 12.
>what did 9 year olds ever do to you?
>>
>>684020397
undertale
>>
>>684020500
dude wtf...i mean hmm seems legit actually
>>
>>684015838

endless sky?
>>
>>684020466
is there a difference between scholarship edition and the original?
>>
>>684020586
You act like you were vague
>>
>>684020586
Bully was not a shit game. It was a great game.
>>
>>684018035
since no one can guess my its plant vs zombie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHzHplTmsfE see for yourself and you'll know what i'm talking about XD
>>
>>684020518
Yep Minecraft
>>
>>684020744
i wasnt
>>
>man + chicken
>russians
>techno
>>
>>684019082
Correcto on sports games.

It's a matter of meeting the proper criteria. A game is at its root a conflict, a contest, a challenge. Those all have a resolution. It's not a game if the challenge is definably unresolvable. There's nothing to achieve, and nothing to accomplish.
>>
>>684020776
i know, i own it
>>
>You're under arrest by the cops
>An iguana causes a fire and you escape
>You leave the town and talk to the governor
>He tells you to do some stuff and then kill an iguana
>>
>mars
>classic
>>
>russians
>massive egos
>drop me
>"uninstall game"
>>
>>684017078
morrowind?
>>
>Crash a bunch of cars into oil tankers
>???
>Profit!!!
>>
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