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Rekt thread.
>>683975280
>filename
>>683976212
>>683976212
Holy shit I didn't know skeletor was a Trans.
>>683976618
Duke, do you want the ball?
>>683974610
has there ever been a sauce on this video?
>>683976212
What the fuck.
>>683977148
>>683977255
>>683976212
>can't wake up
>>683976212
How tf can he/she even walk without any muscles ?
>>683977255
>>683976855
That is someth ing I want to know aswell
>>683976212
>>683977299
You're killing me son! Why don't you just shoot me?
*Kills self*
You dumb fuck you can't even shoot me properly!
*Smacks dead kid in the head"
Asian parents. Not even once.
>>683977682
>>683976212
what the fuck anon
>>683976212
kill it
>>683978044
Out of shit to post.
>>683977299
Why the fuck did they get seizure?
>>683976855
Abella's agents hunted down and deleted the source wherever they found it. It could still be out there but I haven't seen it.
>>683977255
the kid actually survived too
>>683977255
pls someone explain
>>683978495
I wasn't expecting a fucking hammer.
>>683978711
A faggot started beating up a child and the other civilians are forbidden from helping because Chinese government is fucking bullshit.
>>683975280
petrificus totalus
>>683977299
>negro put gun on counter like he wants to buy it
>lifts up his shirt for some reason
>tries to rob store and pulls out gun on cashier
>cashier takes gun and shoots himself
>fat lady has a spasm on floor
>negro swings his arms at the dead cashier then proceeds to roll around on floor
>fat lady takes gun away
still trying to figure out what the fuck is happening
>>683978323
Topkek that fly time tho
>>683977682
"islam is a religion of peace"
can we get this ban any fucking sooner please?
>>683979078
father tells kid he isn't helping enough around the store , tells kid to kill himself , being all dramatic, kid actually shoots self, mom goes nuts
>>683979078
>>683979078
What actually happened:
The father was trying to prove that the son wasn't man enough to do anything, so he thought if he told him to shoot himself he wouldn't do it.
He did it.
>>683978328
god damn niggers
>>683979078
>"son you're a faggot pls kill urself"
>son kills himself
>everybody breakdances
>>683978711
this>>683978886
It's a liability thing in china. If you help an injured person and they don't recover you are responsible for their well being for whatever chink reason.
As for why he did it, he's probably a mental case.
>>683978886
Yeah but I was wondering why he was doing that..
>>683978886
They're not forbidden, but if they take some initiative and help they become responsible for that life and the victim has full rights to sue them/make them play for any injuries that they sustain. They can literally rob you out of everything if you decide to help. Same reason people go back and kill road victims - it's cheaper to go to jail for some years than be in debt for the rest of your life.
>>683976212
thanks mr skeltal
<triggered
thanks ms skeltal
<triggering intensifies
>>683978711
Guy with mental health problems attacks kid. Nobody intervenes because China...
>>683978460
>>683978495
Fucking gooks, this is why we nuked your ass.
>>683979078
are you that retarded someone said the story abit up
>>683976212
thx mr skeletal
>>683979645
>uses < while trying to greentext
Faggot, Back to ifunny
>>683979869
Jesus christ.
>>683976212
Meth is a hell of a drug.
>>683976212
>>683979745
nah I get it now
>>683976212
please tell me this is not real
it can't be real
>>683979869
>>683980412
look how smoothy he puts the gun down after he shoots himself
>>683974610
getthelube.com
>>683980666
Satan pls
>>683980412
The way it loops looks like another dude comes in and does the same. Then another :)
>>683979644
And China thought this was a good idea because?
>>683979869
Butt pucker 10/10
>>683976212
does anybody knows his/her name?
>>683980666
Excellent observation, dark lord.
>>683978381
nerve gas
>>683979869
That's really not that bad. I don't know why he used such a big drill bit though. When I smashed my finger with a hammer and it got like that I used something wayyy smaller. It helps relieve the pressure under the nail. Makes it feel a lot better.
>>683976855
Abella Anderson bang bus
>>683978460
Such lovely animals.
>>683980967
I dunno... communism maybe?
YOUR DICK IS REKT FROM NOT HAVING A FORESKIN
>>683981243
wtf yo
not for the faintest of heart
>>683978460
time to fucking kill those pits
>>683978328
Haha, niggers.
They really are just the fucking worst. Anyone who doesn't think so either is one or has never lived in close proximity to a large group of them.
>>683976212
I'm so glad harry free'd dobby, he's doing good
>>683981243
How someone in this situation could actually survive?
>>683981243
Story?
>>683979404
Holy shit that looks fun.
>>683981263
Shit, forgot. Obviously.
>>683976212
Holy Fuck...someone get that poor girl a sandwich or a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles....STAT
>>683981793
Puppy licked her face too hard.
>>683976212
>>683981496
Fucking morons. Stab in from the side with the edge pointing away from the neck and push forward hard and fast to open the jugular.
>>683981243
I swear that person is still moving. What happened?? Story/source?
>>683982080
thats because shes alive. elderly womans dog ripped her face apart
>>683982080
Pit Bull attack, and yes, she's alive, dunno how.
>>683981744
Skin grafts, but she was probably blinded by the attack.
>>683978495
Holy shit, they really fucking hate seeds
>>683975280
>mfw i have no face
>>683982321
Yeah man, but I think I would rather be dead then live a miserable life after some shit like this happens.
>>683981325
triggered af tbqh
>>683981793
She was on drugs and her dog ate her face. That's what I've been told once
>>683981793
Nerve gas
>>683974610
Omg this
https://youtu.be/tbBfuCL3CQI
>>683974610
That literally made me shout like O noo!! OH NOOO! OP you crusty juggler
>>683981800
They are a lot of fun. Broke my arm on one when I was 12, was then too scared to try it again until I was 28 and drunk. Only broke my finger that time though.
>>683978460
>pitbulls are peaceful animals!
kek
>>683977171
Is this really rekt? Didn't he just get dizzy?
Funny filename tho
>>683977495
It gets balanced out, no muscle, no weight to carry.
>>683981834
>girl
>>683978300
Dögesnüüt :3
>>683980600
Is that an SANIC?
>>683981697
Long live the King!
>>683982903
I'd say it wouldn't be a pleasant experience, but yeah not a rekt vid, I thought it was funny so just posted anyway.
>>683976855
Try googling Abella Anderson Bangbus
>>683977521
>institutionalized racism intensifies<
>>683981345
Yeah, it sucks. Thanks for fucking reminding me, asshole.
>>683982903
>>683983368
Rekt lite.
>>683974610
>>683976212
kek
>>683983477
Good one, look how fat seagull is.
>>683983866
topkek indeed
>>683976618
It's clearly a stuffed animal, look at the paws
>>683984655
Wow genius
>>683981075
Her name is annabelle
they also did a movie about her
>pic related
>>683974610
Poor preston.
>>683984994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OyMJ9hm_bc
>>683977682
How they keep making him hold his head right reminds me of Life of Brian
>Stop it, you're only making it worse for yourself!
>Worse?! How can it get any worse?!
>>683976212
She is not supposed to move at all
>>683977299
It's an Asian father who is a police officer.
The woman is the mother who runs the shop.
The kid is addicted to video games, and the dad says, "You're killing me, why don't you kill yourself you piece of shit"
The kid grabs the gun and kills himself, and the dad turns around because he shot the gun and he's mad.
Then the mother grabs the gun so that the father doesn't kill himself too.
>>683984994
kek
>>683977255
lol kids suck anyways
>>683979078
see >>683979280
i think thats what happened
either that, or nervous fart
>>683985807
Wow Linda what a great comment let's have some wine
>>683980967
Population control
>>683984756 she has a creepy bf
>>683983477
>breaks differently every time
>>683981820
C-c-c-c-c-ccccombo breaker!
>>683984994
I'd be more worried about my teeth.
>>683983866
Oh, the irony...
Btw, nice dubs
>>683982210
>>683982245
salsa pls
>>683977299
father of the year award
>>683981682
i have been beat up by more white people than any other racial group
>>683986647
And that's how you make retarded a person
>>683976212
>>683976212
How is that physically possible? How does the muscle tissue hold it upright? I'm so fucking baffled right now...
>>683977255
And he was on a 32 hit combo!
>>683978407
Who wants to see that disgusting slag anyway.
>>683986647
holy shit - you can see how he literally punches him retarded
>>683986290
Well, she prefers wooden woodys
>>683987188
I bet ur a nigger
>>683987215
I allways thought that movies like "Final Destination" were way too unrealistic...
... until now
>>683981243
pour some soy sauce on it :D
>>683975280
The plates at the end tho? :O
>>683987188
Newsflash.
>You're probably a nigger.>>683987215
>>683986647
I think i'll leave my Hapikido lessons before they put me to fight like this.
>>683978495
Then a K-pop samurai jumps in with a hammer and shatters the skull of the culprit
>>683987343
Third world medicine: over here we can watch a native surgeon perform a precise intervention...
>>683987665
not same person fagbot!
>>683978495
I guess the cleaning lady prefers seeds over blood, whatever
>>683976212
If anyone is wondering, her name is Ashely. Here's her tumblr: http://shred-my-anxiety.tumblr.com/. Here's her instagram https://www.instagram.com/ghost.in.my.pocket/?hl=en.
Reverse image search is great.
>>683987343
A friend that will pour beer on your sliced scrotum is a friend for life indeed.
>>683988114
fucking ouch, is he kill?
>>683980412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ofGWX-hvTY
>>683988194
>on your sliced scrotum
into your ballsack
>>683988194
kek
>>683977523
Hey man, if you gotta go out at the hands of ISIL, that's the way to go. Some of the other shit those fucking sick cunts get up to? Yeah, I'd rather this right here.
>>683978460
When will we eliminate these fuckin nigger dogs?
>>683988114
that's incredible
>>683978495
>Don't chew my seeds or my son's seeds ever again.
>>683988114
Dam son, did not expect that
>>683988537
she a proud black woman that need no man
>>683977299
dat slap, lmao
>>683988589
Amen, it's a quick death
>>683988114
Too fucking brutal.
>>683978460
learn to use a fucking camera
>>683988895
please explain
>>683988895
Holy fuck. What even is that stuff?
>>683988895
WAT
I'm thinking of an office prank. Anyone has the materials needed?
>>683975280
kek
>>683987717
If you ever find yourself against a good boxer, like a Golden Glove, just kiss that Asian shit goodbye.
Not ashamed to admit, the most serious beating I ever had in my LIFE was against I guy whom I had no idea was Golden Gloves. Got in a good boot to his head, I mean a serious full on roundhouse, and that fucker barely twitched, came right in and proceeded to hand me my ass. Still have a scar on my upper lip from where it was split in two, and a scar on my head from when I fell, face down, on to the pavement. I think I got in 4 hits including the kick. He danced around me, landed a few soft ones, and then it was like he hit me with a Mack truck repeatedly.
*tweet*tweet*tweet*
Lights out. Don't fuck with boxers.
>>683978495
Guess he won't be doing much chewing
>>683981820
Fucking garbage needs to die
>>683989377
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_toothpaste
>>683974610
FUCKKKK I FELT THE SECOND-HAND PAIN
>>683987343
lol did his nut fall out? sorry for asking I had to watch this on 25% zoom level
>>683976212
what the fuck
>>683987188
If that's true then they probably had good reason
>>683990199
tbh imho i think its fake
>>683977255
Info on this? What the duck and why the fuck and did it survive?
>>683989431
Hey he has one of those plackers floss things, nice.
>>683990169
Lost
Cried...
>>683990452
Chinese Street Sweepers Union , deals harshly with scab labour
>>683990512
ye what the actual fuck?
>>683976618
>>683984655
its a brock baker vine
>>683988114
Wait for it...
>>683990917
They're great for flossing your teeth man
>>683990398
what in the flying niggerdick?
why does no one give a rats ass?
>>683977521
sauce?
>>683988537
Holy shit, that's a top level judo throw, look at that fucking form and everything, hips going in the right place so fast, jesus christ
>>683978495
I bet that guy with the hammer is a time traveler setting an example with petty pricks like seed kid.
>>683976212
>>683990452
well you see, after years of research, Apple and Nokia have come together to create bio mechanical humanoids in an attempt to right the wrongs of civilization.
this man was testing one of the seeded prototypes that was place in care of a host family as it develops. it passed the test so do not worry
>>683991199
BRUTAL!
My favorite
>>683978300
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDSSS!!!
>>683989431
At first, I thought the car slipped accidentally somehow, but then I saw how tuned that car was, and I immediately thought that the dumbass was trying to initiate an illegal overtake during a straight-line turn, kek.
The lines are painted onto the road for a reason. Acknowledge them or get hurt.
the morons of the blue car deserved it completely, but I hope that the people in the black car didn't get badly injured.
>>683978495
Was faked
>>683977682
ONE SWIIIIIIIING
>>683978323
>>683977682
Alright, seriously, who the fuck gave these sandniggers HD cameras and taught them how to edit shit? Why don't all of ISIS' shit look like >>683977523
>>683991232
i know, i mean cmon how the fuck did the driver not realise he'd hit someone ? did he think he'de run over a cat, wtf
>>683990398
Kinda the dude on the bikes fault who cuts in front of a 20 ton truck with a 30 lb bike
>>683979078
Nerve gas
>>683990169
>>683990169
he didnt have to shoot the dog the fucking nigger
>>683982900
kek
>>683988537
>filename
amazing
>>683990169
Who let the dogs out BOOM BOOM
>>683981325
doesn't even seem real to me, i'm pretty sure that's not what little mousey penises look like either.
>>683990678
kek
>>683991877
Good example of a god
>>683979368
kek
>>683980412
Customer: "Got Battletoads?"
Clerk: "No"
Customer: "Goddamn.." ( an heros )
>>683991925
He is a cop and has enough shit to deal with, its the bitches fault for letting the dog run out of the house
>>683980949
kek
>>683992363
Wtf happened
>>683992673
working on a gas line at a petrol station, bad time to have a cigarette
>>683986647
I don't think he'll be the same ever again. God fucking damn...
>>683991877
Didn't you guys get the memo? No smoking allowed.
>>683992851
Fml! He went some height too. Guessing he's a goner
>>683990169
cried
>>683977682
Ahh!!! the religion of peace.
>>683990169
as a postal carrier I feel nothing but admiration and envy for that dude.
>>683992926
Not much better in the kitchen
>>683992926
what the fuck is doing the blonde?
>>683978300
MODS!
>>683977171
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
>>683976212
God I bet that asshole feels so fucking tight. I would fuck her ass so hard and make her ass-bone cut my skin around my pelvic area.
It makes me fucking hard thinking about it.
>>683988114
MODS
>>683993104
kek
>>683989431
Ryan dunn?
>>683978460
I would fucking gougue theire eyes out if I were the dogs owner.
>>683993259
she thought she was a tough smart powerful woman and she went to an mma fight to win quick money. ofc she didnt know shit about fighting and got what she deserved.
>>683985431
The Knights that say "Ni"
>>683977255
>>683989945
is that keemstar?
>>683993104
this just made me stop believing in God.
>>683977255
>asians aren't human
cause they aren't
>>683993171
Deep down we're humans after all...
Funny how can't emphasize with human's rekt tho
>>683993875
smart kid, yes there is no God
>>683990169
i just rage'd... what the fuck... he was just an excited little dogger, now hes a dead dogger, because some stupid cunt was paranoid, i can watch all sorts of crazy shit happen to people, but on a pup... nope
>>683976212
>>683981793
Might be relevant
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isabelle_Dinoire
>>683994158
kek, that file name
>>683993455
So edgy
>>683994187
>He is a cop and has enough shit to deal with, its the bitches fault for letting the dog run out of the house
>>683978495
fucking animal, eating those seeds
>>683990917
i literally just yelled "DAAMN"
>>683979324
The absolute madman!!!
>>683994248
kek, that filename
>>683994071
you fell into their trap: "God", like there's only one in History. Top fucking kek.
Someone asked Einstein:
Do you believe in God?
he said:
In which one?
That way he completely destroyed the question itself. 'God'? Nope. gods. ReligionS.
-Im aware of how I sound and how trollable I am. Wont reply to trolls and b8s.
>>683993875
You just DON'T interrupt a guitar solo
>>683994058
I need this in slow mo
>>683994058
Thats what cocky fucks get
>>683994493
smart kid
>>683978495
1) Well That Escalated Quickly I mean That really Got Out of Hand Fast
2) Hammer time?
>>683980666
>666
The power of Christ compelled him
>>683993104
"Not my problem"
>>683978328
>LiberalHandout.webm
Seriously, what brain retardation makes any person see a group of porch monkey nigglets and then go walk right through it?!
>>683992639
As much as I hate cops, and that they are way to quick to resort to violence, you are absolutely right. The dog charged out the door. The cop is in every right to fuck him up. The dog was a molosser type. They will fuck you up if given the opportunity.
>>683994366
its your fault
>>683994236
>Dinoire was "heartbroken" when Tania was euthanized and kept a picture of the Labrador by her hospital bed
>she later bought another dog to aid in her recovery after surgery.
Some people should not be allowed to live, this is a level of stupid I just can't
>>683980967
Gooks aren't fully human. They're like ants. The drones only live to serve the chairman.
>>683990169
>his fucking brains out
KEK
>>683994737
GIt him sum milk
Bump limit reached, on borrowed time now
>>683994058
what's going on here? why do this guy falls at the end? o.O
>>683994248
fucking ching chongs
>>683978323
>Mario Kart Bomb.webm
>>683981741
Underrated as fuck
>>683994493
What about the God of Light? Ask Snow about him
>>683995058
I love this one
>>683994721
dat file name
>>683992639
Absolutely true. This was just literally Gods will. And Im an atheist saying this.
>>683982065
>dat edge
>such experience of killing
>>683990169
this is so satisfying, i fucking hate dogs. keep the fuckers away from strangers you faggots, the piece of shit got what it deserved.
>>683995021
If that were his brains he wouldn't be wagging his tail you dumb cunt trying to be edgy jesus fuck
>>683995285
kek
Post anything quick, we heading to Page 10
For the "Story?" parrots - rich guy doesn't like homeless walking in his neighbourhood, takes one out with his ute
1 word summary: Brazil
>>683994773
with your hands in your pockets and eyes closed
SMDH
>>683994737
In the name of Our Savior Jesus Christ I command you to leave this body!
>>683981820
awesome
SOmeone create a new thread
BUMPO
>>683994773
You just need to make eye contact with them and walk by quickly and with purpose.
>>683995058
dammit jerry
>>683995339
>taking b8
>feeling smart AS FUCK
>>683993364
yes because a 10+ ton of metal will stop because you raised your hand, the faggot didn't even bother to save the poor man. fuck this gay earth
>>683995058
Nice fireworks
>>683982341
In their culture, dropped seed or grain attracts demons who must count the grains who then get angry and connect to the nearest human soul.
>I'm not even joking
>>683989171
science bitch
>>683995618
risking his life for a stranger? not worth it
>>683977255
Chinese legal system is subservient to Communist Party, as corrupt as hell. Hence dodgy decisions like the bystander law.
>>683994158
nice file name
>>683995372
>Hobo be like
"I don't even felt it"
>>683995618
>gay earth
you mean gay humanity
and I would personally say despicable humanity.
the earth is fine without us.
>edgy!
>angry underage detected
>etc.
go on.
>>683981820
Fucking Niggers
