UK Thread V3!
Threads from yesterday were pretty good, who's about?
MK14 Reporting in
>>683968680
S17 here, wanking myself silly!
0121. Avoding doing any work for my a levels because im a fucking dickhead.
>>683969674
Exams start in like a week man jeez
Can't really say anything though I got mine coming up as well
SK14 crew reporting in. Looking for a new coke dealer. My guy ha broken his back recently so he's out of action at the moment. It's my birthday in 4 weeks and I need to sort out a hookup before then.
>>683968680
DL5 niggas represnt
LA1 Reporting in
>>683969674
ayyyy 0121 reppin
acrually living in bn1 tho now so u kno
>>683970506
Sk13 here. Just about to do some coke myself
>>683968680
LU5 here
NG13 all up in here
>>683968680
CF44 here
Fy1 in here
>>683970883
Dude you're pretty close to me. Glossop? How much do you pay for the gram? My usual guy is £40.
>>683968680
SE1
If you're not from London, you're literally not worth it.
What's the point if nobody is posting nudes? Fail thread
>>683971269
>thinks London is hot shit
try harder faggot
>>683971069
whats the coke like anon?
>>683971269
SM7 reporting in
>>683971697
Not bad. It's not pure 'melt your face off' stuff, it's cut 60% coke with 40% benzos. Would be happier paying £30/g really, but it's either this or nothing at the moment. I only really do it a handful of times a year, birthdays, xmas, new year, that kind of thing.
CM20 here
BH12, faggots.
DE11 Here, shits bad.
>>683972044
i am from LU5 its shit over here so i just smoke weed
YO11, do like to be beside the seaside yep
>>683972195
>
ayy i support Derby County
TN22 reporting
Barnsley cunt here, failed my driving test today for dangerous driving
SE26 Londonistan is shit
>>683972315
Yeah, weed has always been my drug of choice. Even over alcohol.
I've always found coke over-rated and over-priced for what it is. You can get much more high spending the same money on pills. Or have a nice chill vibe for a good few nights spending that money on weed instead. It's nice for a buzz every once in a while though. As I said, I only do coke a handful of times a year.
>>683973209
you dodgy cunt anon
>>683971269
se8 reporting ayy
>>683968680
AB15 Heea
JE3
Does Jersey still count?
>>683971528
>>683971731
>itt bitter racist country bumpkins
>>683973292
Because you live in fucking Sydenham, not London.
>>683973569
Don't under take at 60, 3 minutes into your driving test anon
TR13
tn5 here
>>683968680
say hello to our future Queen of England.
>>683974412
i would fuck it
Barnsley, currently at huddersfield uni
CH61 here mate
CT2
>>683974662
What part of Zimbarnsley
>>683974556
Which one?
>>683969674
SY12 doing the same
>>683975159
The kitten bottom left
>>683975159
the one is the middle but would fuck that knee cap
in the bottom right
>>683975159
and maybe the chair
>>683974412
Do you think the army reimburset her for the tattoos on the leg she lost?
>>683975323
that's a shoe you spastic
>>683975402
she still has both of her legs, she's just wearing some sort of sock strap to give her extra support. She must have damaged her leg in battle or something (ex American soldier).
>>683975589
she will need one for her back after i am done with her
>>683969674
hey me too
>>683975817
good lad, spreading those perfect English genes into beautiful American women
Leicester LE2
>>683975589
This is why you're in the US military, because you're not paid to understand things
>>683976092
Is the city still partying? Congrats on the league
>>683975589
Btw that's an artificial limb "you spastic"
>>683968680
Take this fake ass imperialists
>>683971817
whereabouts?
Sutton here
Mk7 here
M25 Prestwich
>>683976735
ayy
E9 Bang Bang
>>683973933
>thinking the only reason people hate London is because multiculturalism
Wrong faggot, I hate London because of it's too fucking big, too fucking expensive, the people are unfriendly arseholes, the utterly horrific Cockney accent, and the fact that people from London think they're hot shit because they're from fucking London
Not everyone north of Watford is a racist numbskull, you presumptuous cunt
>>683976369
"Sgt Marks has served in the US army since she was 17, but in 2010 suffered a serious hip injury that left her with no feeling in her left leg."
you do realise there is a difference between not having feeling in your leg, and not actually HAVING a leg, right, spastic?
>>683968680
M15 reporting in m8
>>683976910
what this guy said - I'm from around Guildford, London can go FUCK itself.
>>683971063
Always amazes me when I see someone else from Pool. How's it going bro?
WD3
>>683972044
for 40 quid a gram it's more like 40% coke, 60% paracetamol...
EH25 YF YA BAM NedZ Kru OnTop NonStop !!
>>683977025
guildford's a dump tho - thinking it's nice because it's in Surrey, but it's full of absolute scum
>>683977362
get tae fuck ya chufter cunt
TS1 Boro fag reporting
>>683969674
Economics AS on Monday fuuuuuck
>>683977770
shurup ya fukin bam al smash your cunt in
>>683969674
Psychology resit on Monday, why must the exam period begin so soon
>>683978002
are you only of those 17 year olds who thinks they're edgy as fuck being on here?
>>683978224
shouldn't you be claiming your dole check and drowning in buckie?
>>683971069
Bang on fella. Usually 80 a g but I only get raw
>>683978562
1. A have a class job and get paid £11,5 p/h
2. Tonic wine is fuckin class and you better shut your cunt up ya raging goth fuck a prolly bullied you at school
>>683977122
Bored and kinda warm but can't complain. You good bro?
>>683978546
I know you are but what am i
>>683970936
Are you one of those asbo's on dirt bikes?
>>683978760
I think both of you should calm down, I dont have an amazing job but u get paid alot for an unskilled worker, and besides a class job isn't £11ph, minimum wage is £7.20 ph
>>683979066
wew gr8 comeback lad.
>>683978002
same hahah, theme 1
good luck matee!
OX11 Faggots, 01235
>>683972315
Dunstable Houghton or Toddy?
>>683978760
that really isn't a high wage to be bragging about pal
fucking ned
>>683979267
am a 17yr old that left school to work for £4 p/h as a labourer. Then got this job, u see why a think its class nah?
>>683979216
no just chilling and getting high i know some of them tho lol
>>683980126
houghton
>>683977940
UTB kid
ME10 here
Who /kent/ here?
>>683972157
BH23 here
>>683980638
Good lad! Stay away from the bikes, you'll end up dead like dude in marsh farm or get nicked fam
>>683974280
Fucking Flora Faggot
>>683980485
I left school when I was 11, education and age are irrelevant
>>683970164
>>683970611
>>683975208
>>683975962
>>683978002
>>683978377
God speed boys. Hopefully by some mircale may see one or two of you @ manchester uni
The Country formerly known as the United Kingdom, also known by its full name, The Country formerly known as the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and better known as the Divided Kingdom of Fail Crapton and Northern Terroristville, the Democratic Socialist Peoples Republic of Britistan and the United Kuntdom (UK), is a small turd floating in the seas off the coast of Europe. The natives are universally loathed for their rotten teeth and terrible smell, even by other Europeans. National pastimes include wearing women's clothing, eating terrible food, bitching about the French and venting suppressed military penis-envy towards the United States, Russia and China.
National dress consists of bowler hats and smoking jackets which are worn even while bathing and swimming. Despite their history of epic military fails and lack of personal hygiene, they still believe that they are the greatest people on the fucking planet.
Political opinion and culture in the UK, regardless of whether they are on the left-wing or right-wing, is best known for it's love of banning everything and anything and generally thinking that they can regulate and prohibit their way to utopia. This thinking has now reached a point where if you find yourself in the UK and you are wondering about the legality of an action, it's best just to assume that it's illegal. There is nothing that you can do legally in the UK that you can't do anywhere else, this combined with the fact that the country has no written constitution or constitutionally enshrined Bill of Rights, makes the UK one of the best examples of "soft core fascism" in the western world.
>>683970164
>>683981664
Unconditional at Keele unfortunately man, but best of luck to you
SO15 Reporting, fags.
BN24
>>683977025
Where abouts? Im in a village near guildford
>>683981368
i was more in to cars as a kid i was racing ministocks at one point
pic related not me tho
The United Kingdom is divided into a number of smaller country-ettes, each of which is in its own little world. The imaginary distinctions between each pseudo-nation are painfully important to their denizens, mostly because it gives them something to preen about.
England
Londonistan the capital city
Scotland also known as Northern England
Whales
Northern Ireland
Britfag living in America here. Will be a dual-citizen as of this summer.
Cuisine
Crumpet news.jpg
British food (with a few exceptions) is notoriously bad. A majority of the food in the UK is tasteless, yet still full of calories. This is generally because the majority of British folks (like the rest of Europe) would rather spend their time getting shitfaced drunk every day than to be bothered to prepare meals. Besides, most British women can not cook anything other than crumpets or bacon and eggs, simply because food they try to make instantly violates 46 of the 9001 health codes in the UK.
It's unknown however whether the food they eat is a cause or effect of their notoriously bad teeth. Some argue a dreadful diet leads to tooth decay, while others claim that British dishes were invented solely to be eaten by people who obviously don't give a shit about what effect it may have on their mouths.
The Effect on Teeth
Genuine British Teeth
British smiles.png
The most efficient way to identify a Brit living in America or anywhere else in the world is to check his or her teeth. This form of identification only works outside the state of Kentucky. The absolute god-awfulness of their teeth is one of the few faults that the British will actually admit to. However, as with all things British, they manage to turn this into yet another thing to preen about. Brits do this by endlessly bitching that Americans care too much about teeth.
The lack of dental hygiene of the typical UK citizen should not be dismissed as nit-picking just because, when compared to the rest of the world, they don't seem so bad. Britain, after all, as a First World country and a major player on the world stage should command a modicum of respect.
However, it should be noted that, unlike in America, dental care is free to people aged under 18; therefore, they have no real excuse. Oldfags must pay £16.50 for an examination and over £9,000 for actual treatment. The money raised by the dentists is invested in the candy industry.
N.lincs
Scunny
Ridds
When some moron decided to build the "Chunnel" (a tunnel under the Channel that linked the UK with France) in 1994, all hell broke loose as the "Chunnel"'s sole purpose has proven to be allowing Britain's hordes of perpetually drunk, violent soccer hooligans out of their cages to swarm onto the continent and wreak havoc. Granted, seeing as how this inconvenienced only the French, nobody else really gave a shit. Much as they deny it, Brits are all mutts full of French, German, Italian and Norse blood, which, considering the volatility of those races, probably explains why Brits are so all unpleasant.
Climate
Rain. But not for much longer. Thanks to global warming, when the gulf stream shuts down England will be treated to a climate more appropriate to its latitude, which is the same as that of Moscow.
British Lifestyle
GTA Britain would look something like this
Your typical British wankball will rise nice and early to pour a a gallon of tea down their ugly throats, and stuff some greasy breakfast into their mouth-holes, skipping brushing their teeth and a shower afterward, before eventually sitting down to glare at the rickety old movin' picture light box for a few hours before work. Typical morning programming will be the day's weather report of rain with a chance of terrorism, then to hear the countries national withered old couple Richard & Judy quickly whisk over some horrific international disaster, before moving onto something more light and entertaining, like an old lady in Dorchester who's renting out her vagina as a bed & breakfast or some shit.
>>683968680
NG15 waddup!
Your usual British citizen will then proceed to get up of his fat arse and walk out into the cold dreary rain, battling the weather and sand niggers shouting about how they will kill everyone, to walk into a dull and depressive office building or factory. These gormless bum-pickers will then stare into space for a while, watching the British empire's already crumbled husk sink further into the ground right before their witless eyes. When their break comes, they will gather round to speak ill about other countries, including the British ones. The English will bitch about Scotland and Wales, the Scottish will spout some shit about how they'll become independent, the Welsh will struggle to blink and talk at the same time, and the North Irish will run quickly from the daily pipe bomb that was just thrown through the window. The women of the country will stay at home being ugly. Other activities include squawking to their equally unattractive next door neighbor, both looking like melting wax sculptures of Cilla Black as they gossip about how the man across the road is probably a paedophile, or smacking their tiny chav spawn who run around in the streets flashing their bums and flinging rocks at passers by.
Britons will spend their free time drinking themselves to an early grave. Once work is over, thousands of them from lower to upper class all flock like an avalanche of hobos to their nearest drinking hole. Activities in these places will usually involve chatter about the last football game and loud insipid conversations about bloody immigrants before they all glass each other into unconsciousness. The upper class isn’t any different, perusing piss stained nightclubs and bars, pouring ridiculously expensive booze into their mouths and shoving even more expensive weak coke up their nostrils. In the middle of drinking they will make their way to the Lou that consists of a trough, a sink, a toilet that hasn't been cleaned in months, and three urinals
>>683968680
Hamilton dude signing in
>>683981966
It's legal to fuck 16 year olds even if you're 60 ftw
UKunts are the inhabitants of the UK and are basically Europeans minus the class and culture. Besides UKunts, other terms of endearment to describe the British are Brits and Limeys (if you're from America or Canada), Pommies and Pommy Bastards (if you are from Australia or New Zealand), Island Apes/Monkeys (if you are from Germany) and Goras (if you're from South Asia). Other words to call the British are Micks, Paddies, Scots, and Neanderthals.
Like USA being infested with niggers, Britain is also being infested with sand niggers. The first and most notable trait of the is their sense of elitism and entitlement - a leftover from an era when Britain ruled most of the world. Sadly, most of the British people, having lost their power, have not yet lost the feeling that they are better than everyone else. They also get wet dreams from this. Most Britfags had their penis chopped off by their mother for getting their sister pregnant.
Despite the fact that Britfags think of the opposite they are actually much inferior in any way possible than other Zooropeans due to continuous race-mixing with subhumans and other genetic factors and culture.
Indeed, so far down the primrose path to genetic perdition is Britain that when neo-Nazis protest in town centers, they are harassed by 15-year-old girls pushing a buggy full of niglets from having been knocked up by a pedaristic spade (an offence of statutory rape). Bystanders are so hypnotised by the ZOG machine that they stand and applaud while the neo-Nazi is struck speechless with horror and flees, fearing for his own sanity.
>>683968680
OX14 in da house!
>>683982098
tss tss good one chippah
>>683981664
firmed sheff uni instead, probs was the wrong choice
>>683980116
where you at mate? Didcot?
Abingdon/Radley here ox14
wow , so close
>>683984492
Sheff uni is great, got a m8 doing plant sci there. What is everyone doing? I firmed pharmcy at manchester.
Sparkhill birmingham reporting in
>>683981664
Firmed Comp Sci at Manchester. Doubt I'll get into though, probably end up in Liverpool or clearing. Further Maths and Physics, can't fucking do it. Maths is easy though.
>>683984720
Unconditional @ Keelo for Comp Science, I'm pretty chilled right now tbh
>>683985004
*keele
thread tl;dr
Lincolnshire reporting in.
>>683985004
Shit thats so nice. Keele rejected me, what did you get in as then?
>>683985201
Where in Lincolnshire??
Im in Scunthorpe
>>683969674
Anybody doing AQA Physics A2? Unit 4 man, I can't fucking do it.
>>683984720
i wish student accommodation was cheeaper than it is, im gonna be living of bread and water
>>683986024
Near Gainsborough.
>>683969674
A LEVEL SUBJECT RANKINGS
>God tier
Further Mathematics
>Great tier
Physics
Chemistry
Mathematics
>Good tier
Computing
Biology
English
Biology
History
Geography
>Okay tier
Psychology
Sociology
Media
Graphics
Art
>Shit tier
Music
Drama
French
ICT
PE
General Studies
>>683986760
you are a fucking wankfaggot
go an hero now cunt
York reporting, you fucking plebs.
gu14 checking in
>>683987237
Media Studies student detected
>>683970605
LA1 too, you at the uni?
>>683987239
ye m8
>>683986634
Cool.
>>683968680
HEY ANON ALL CAPS GUY HERE JUST HAD TO JUMP IN AND SAY YOU DID A REALLY GOOD JOB POSTING THAT UNION JACK, JUST WANTED TO PAT YOU ON THE BACK FOR THAT BANGIN' JOB, NOW GET OUT THERE AND MAKE IT A GREAT DAY BUDDY!
>>683987707
How old are you faggot? I'm 26.
>>683986760
A LEVEL SUBJECT RANKINGS
>Great tier
Physics
Chemistry
Mathematics
Further Mathematics
Biology
English Language
>Shit Tier
Computing
English Literature
History
Geography
Psychology
Sociology
Media
Graphics
Art
Shit tier
Music
Drama
French
ICT
PE
General Studies
Fixed.
>>683986001
pretty shit tbh, B C D
But I went for an interview which apparently I did well at, alongside working as a consultant over the summer at the OU helped a bit
>>683988106
You should consider KYS.
>>683987833
kek
SE23 here
>>683984492
sheeet nigga, I've firmed Sheffield too, which accommodation have you applied to?
B76 UTV, SOTC
BT15 going to work in an hour.
theres like no other belfst niggers about
CT1 Kent here, got local chicks nudes?
>>683988049
Got ten years on you
Any from Bishop Auckland area? Pic related
GU5/LL57
>>683989691
Has the steel works affected you then?
>>683990220
Newton Aycliffe here nigger
E9
>>683990327
Any nudes of local girls?
Emma from Broadstairs, Kent, interested?
>>683990595
whoops forgot image
>>683990572
i havent unfortunately, you'll know as well as me that lasses from Bish are mostly absolutely dogmeat
>>683990835
True this one does have a nice pussy though
>>683991224
true enough, you got any more, lad?
BS32 BRISTOL FAM
>>683991472
>>683981461
Some one learnt google
EH7 reporting in
G73 Reporting
>>683973808
I used to live in AB25, kinda miss Aberdeen
SW6 reporting; not from London buy IMO one of the only parts of London that isn't utter shit-tier.
>>683968680
E17 here
>>683990595
>>683990742
any body? anyone from CT1 area?
>>683990329
hackney, which bit?
>>683993194
Wick
>>683981144
Bh25 bois
>>683992773
Looks like that girl who was pulled from the sea last week.
ME10 checkin' in.
>>683994183
>>683992773
>>683990742
ahaha deffo not
>nude swappers
Just use anon-ib for UK nudes there's already loads there
>>683994550
Timestamp?
>>683981988
So18 my dude
>>683995287
these are old photos of the girl from her ex bf they went around
>>683995723
ahh noice
>>683995782
>>683994550
bit of a local slut
>>683995891
>>683995891
Local to where?
>>683996558
>>683996580
>>683995891
Broadstairs, Kent
>>683996558
like?
CM19 here
>>683996916
Good shit ngl
>>683997584
>>683996860
I hear she's a good bit of fun
>>683972315
>>683973538
You guys tried growing? spend about £200 on the setup but in the long run its extremely cost efficient. I have 6 plants in a tent lined with foil in my cupboard and I literally never run out.
>>683996860
Ugh southern slut...... IF you're willing to travel only and timestamp that shit bitch ffs.
>>683976735
MK10 here
>>683998034
MK Lads
>>683996860
>>683997703
On the other side of London damn aha
>>683998363
>>683997703
shame for you aha
S E 1
L O N D O N
>>683998632
Indeed
Pr7 reporting in you bunch of indecent swine.
L35 o shit waddup, anyone else from the area?
>>683969674
Maths will be the end of me
ct7 here
>> is she called naomi? ct7 here
HP21
>>683999360
I'll post more material to fap too at least
>>683997703
typed in wrong bit is she called naomi
>>684000285
Thanks based anon
>>684000399
got an exam tomorrow boys and im fucked
>>684000828
Whatchu got?
>>684000828
Good luck man, what subject?
TS19
u wot m8
>>683974910
i used to live in CH61, CH42 now, who dis?
CF32 Reporting in!
0121 ayyyy
>>684000828
Fucked on the test or are you on one?
>>683996860
>>683995891
>>683997703
>>684000285
got any more?
>>684001595
>>684000399
>>684000381
her name is Emma Cussen
>>684000918
>>684000930
Cosmology.. big boy physics
>>684001469
stressing the fuck out so i'm about to light a spliff and chill with some reading for tomorrow
alisha basingstoke
>>683971052
cf14 here
>>684001952
niice i know her boyfriend lol
>>683982028
BN14 here
EN5 here.
Going to the park for a midnight jog, please don't rape or be spooky nearby anons.
>>684002355
>>684001952
you do?
>>684002165
CF32 here man!
>>684002661
yeah not seen him in ages but used to seem him about ramsgate alot
>>684002861
can fap to his gf now then aye? ;)
ST4 Stoke here at the uni
>>684002671
>>684002165
>>683971052
CF24 here. Hello boyos!
>>684003030
aye!
>>684003030
ahah i sat behind her on the bus once but i dont know her, got any more local nudes?
>>684003547
>>684003515
how'd she look? ;)
>>683978002
how you study for the multiple choice though
EH12
NG10
>>684003776
alright aha interesting knee tattoo thats about all i saw
>>684004260
seen a lot more of her now ;) hope you've saved
>>684003507
Cathays? I lived there a couple of years back when I was a student
>>684003507
>>684002165
>>683971052
Wow. Weird to see more than one south wales /b/tard at once
>>684004715
Yeah, Richmond Road
>>684004804
colum road here bro!
M32
>>684000266
Aylesbury here too! Where did you go to school?
>>683978760
Buckie is class tho
>>684005369
Went to the Grammar School.
>>683991686
>Bs32
Might as well Live in fucking Somerset
>>684004329
yeah definitely aha if you got any more to share that would be appreciated, got any other girls? first time ive seen local ppl on 4chan
>>684005860
Abbie Neill?
next time you see Emma you can look at her and know exactly what she looks like naked ;)
>>684003507
Woodville Road brah
>>684004804
>>684004988
Are Carlos/Malik still the main weed dealers around there? What about Tony?
>>684006032
shit yeah i know her too i used to live round the corner from her aha not heard from her from a while either though
>>683990220
Durham's finest reporting. Beast of the North-East.
>>684006769
>>684006032
she's at uni now
>>683984875
>>684006894
that would be why then, do you know this girl?
>>684006894
she looks like she would be horrid without makeup
>>683984875
want to fuck? NSA.
>>684007491
>>684007373
whats her name? looks familiar and her body is amazing though either way
>>683986024
>>683986634
I'm also near Shitborough. 29.
UK slut here, have the video if anyone wants
>>684007892
cameron
>>684007892
heres another canterbury one, naomi who i thought was the one u posted earlier
>>684003188
st4 here too but not at the uni
>>684008505
of course we do...
expose her?
>>683988591
SE22 here, wassup?
>>684008900
Seems a bit obvious really doesn't it?
>>683971052
CF11 bby
>>684008843
I know Naomi, whiney bitch but I'd fuck her
>>683986634
Fuck me. Gainsborough? That's Latin for shithole
>>684009127
yeah tumblr shit 24/7 lol but i wouldnt hesitate
>>684008699
surname?
Abbie's ass
>>684009512
got anymore? gotta be nudes floating around the amount of guys she goes through
>>684009520
davies heres the instagram https://www.instagram.com/camroonie1/
nice ass aha what other girls you got?
>>683969674
>>683986760
Try exams in Structural analysis in a Civil Engineering Degree,, BEng
>>683968680
MK43 here... OP what is 14?
>>684009769
Nice, Nat Butler ass?
>>684009878
14 is near city centre/campbell area
>>684009878
Google is your friend dude
>>684009974
dont know her but got mutual friends
>>684009660
ive not got any more but theres more like that on her insta
>>684010517
Yasmine Jardine? got some of her
>>684010721
share the best ones? dont have her on insta
>>684010724
1 mutual friend aha dont know her
>>684010801
aight 1 sec
Nznudes12 snap me for nudes
>>683981664
Manchester Bruv!
>>684010853
>>684010812
thanks! and Yasmine tits
>>684011009
>>684011097
as much as she complains about it she loves showing off her body, begging to get attention and cock aha, more!
>>684011271
yeah ahah
OP here
New thread over here: >>684011290
Move over before we reach bump limit
WR5 about to go streaking
