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Waifu Claiming Thread
>rules
Claiming EVERYONE
old man fisting machine claimed
>>683921011
What you said in >>683920170
What does that mean
Rory-sama claimed.
>>683921078
Wow... He really did that painting. There's my old waifu, Ai Enma.
If dubs I permanently claim Azusa Nakano
>>683921003
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.
>>683921078
>The one time I'm happy I'm not there
SUCK. A. DICK.
>>683921003
Wow Karen, your rules are almost as useless as mine. Lol
>>683921078
I'm not in that. Try again.
>>683920586
>what it used to be like
Well, we used to have "post your waifu and I'll fap to her" threads. Basically dump threads with a waifu theme.
>what it used to be like
Nope, but there was a set time the thread streak died and when it cam to be.
>"real" waifu talk
There were questions in the OP in the waifu vein, this was the point I joined a couple of times, but with a different waifu.
>why is spike mad about people being nice
I don't know.
>>683921003
My minimalistic appreciation is pleased with this pasta.
Good mornimg guys <3
>>683921003
>and sakura or hinata
yeah yeah call me a pleb idgaf
Akiko claimed
>>683921078
Only if you can correctly name every waifu in that pic
>>683921254
Morning Tsuyu
>>683921254
Curvy frog's back!
>Yay!
Now on, I'm judging waifus.
>>683921003
Karen Kujo is god tier
>>683921226
Hanako looks like a 9/11 victim
>>683921246
Homura is a lesbian
>>683921244
Tatsumaki should put on clothes
>>683921078
>not in it therefore still able to claim.
>>683920968
I thought you said your sink had broke?
>oh shit that was the washer
>>683921226
yo yo yo
>>683921086
Tru
>from the same show
WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
Also claim
>>683921356
pleb
>>683921254
morning <3
kagami claimed....goin to pt, see you guys in a bit...
DEMACIA!!!!
Still here
>>683921226
Oh Hanakooo~
still here
and
>>683921086
I wouldnt want to harm the flow
>>683921254
Hey.
>>683921244
Whats the difference between having questions in OP and having questions in a random post? I don't see a problem like this as anyone can post them.
>>683921387
Who doesn't like lesbs?
>>683921438
Meh, see you later Kagami.
More waifu judging
>>683921398
I ate Squid. It was nice
>>683921437
Quit fucking with my childhood
>>683921438
Kagami for President 2016
>>683921400
nobody knows your waifu
>>683921244
Are you an oldfag? Why do the other oldfags leave when the new people show up?
did you not just talk to each other with avatars back then like we do now?
I don't understand when people call this place a circlejerk now, it's just people talking, yes?
>>683921387
please neck yourself immediately, end your life. really.
>>683921486
are those jelly beans?
Welp, gotta put /waifu/ in the pocket, riding home. See you in 30-40 mins
>>683921492
I didn't get to judge your waifu. I'm sorry, Tomoko
Tomoko Kuroki: /a/ incarnate
Tomoko Kuroki: The whore of /b/
>>683921612
NEVER!
What is this wannabe circlejerking?
>>683921254
Ayy lmao. How are ya?
>>683921612
Stop telling me that you murdered my people!
>>683921387
>Homura is a lesbian
>implying there's anything wrong with animated girls expressing their love to each other through sexual relations
>>683921521
They were waifu themed. If I may quote the late great OG Tomoko 'at least they were not autistic question like "hurr durr what's your favorite fapping technique?"
>>683921685
But why? I've never heard the term "neck yourself"
>>683921371
Morning Peaches!
>>683921377
Morning Hanako, it's great to see you. You doing alright..?
>>683921437
Morning Jenny <3
>>683921521
Hi Homu.
>>683921736
Hola squiddo, Im doing good how about you.
>>683921708
quite alright
Do you guys think my judging is serious? Na. I love your waifus. I'll judge myself.
Azusa Nakano:
The perfect character for people who say "She isn't a loli, she's 18!"
>>683921846
Still the happiest mech unit in the world.
>>683921785
Check yourself before you neck yourself
>>683921612
Literally who?
>>683921882
I don't think so
>>683921913
I bet
>>683921737
I remember those questions when I was still lurking.
>What is your waifu favourite food?
>When did you first meet your waifu?
>Does your waifu fight or not?
>Does your waifu have alive family members?
They are certainly interesting but will also generate a lot of unwanted spoilers, and I don't see any problem in getting to know others better with non-waifu questions. But yea... fapping technique questions are indeed autistic.
>>683921785
gonna give you just one more reply just in case you're not a troll because I can't tell the difference anymore
it means apply the noose to your neck and hang yourself. you're a faggot.
>Karen
Can someone please photoshop a waifu in my picture with me?
>>683921737
Yeah... Some of the QOTTs are awful.
I tend to just ignore them if they aren't at least slightly interesting. I wish more people would follow suit, but oh well.
>>683922006
who who?
>>683922053
who do you want friend
>>683921737
>>683921685
in case you missed it, I'll be off in a bit anyway.
>>683922046
I'm not trolling. I'm here almost every thread, Karen. Don't know why you're mad. Called you God-tier.
>>683922053
>>683921685
I'm not that much of an oldie, I just kind of know stuff.
Oldfags get filtered out, that's the way it is.
It is and it was a circlejerk, but at least it kept true to each roots.
>it's just people talking
That's a circlejerk, that's why generals are so hated by people.
>>683922044
>unwanted spoilers
Undedicated swains
>>683922204
Lol
>>683922222
FUCKIN CHECK'D
>>683922110
who who?
>>683921846
I'm doing quite well. I have finals tomorrow and I haven't studied. Planning on cheating. Other than that everything is going swimmingly.
>>683922032
Stop! Please I beg you! How would you fell if I posted dead people here huh!?
>>683921400
Yeah, jaja. To be honest I was thinking about leaving /waifu/ for a bit. Got some things I got to do. But I don't think I can make myself do it.
>>683921492
Understandable.
>>683922046
We've got similar shirts and everything!
>>683922311
I'm sorry, Ika. I'll stop posting sushi. I like your people. They don't insult me like Union Jack wearing lolis do.
>>683922222
>checked
wow Tats
Well, things just tend to change over time, that's how life works. I do get why you'd be sad about it though. I imagine it would be like watching your child get older and turn into this ungrateful asshole
>>683922309
I heard an owl outside while reading your post.
I'm freaking scared now.
>>683922222
>Holy shit those quints
>>683922222
very nice get
>was a circlejerk
the oldfags that come in to hate on the people here act like it was something different though, yes?
was it?
thanks for answering questions, I'm leaving now. peace
>>683922177
>>683922331
that permanent claim garbage you were doing was shit
plus you post an image on every reply and nonstop replies. it makes the thread go too fast
kinda makes me wish I picked a different waifu, Karen doesn't have enough angry faces for me
goodbye all.
>>683922394
Union Jack wearing lolis? What's that?
>>683922134
Kira from deathnote
>>683922573
Sorry about that, mate. Didn't realize it. Won't happen again.
We cool now, loli?
>>683922222
I meant spoilers towards the series of other anon waifus. Im pretty much a newfag to anime and theres a lot I want to see that I haven't touched yet. The numbers same tho.
>>683922573
Bye and tell me about it, Homura is so dead on the outside I can't find any decent reaction for her.
What have I missed?
>>683922668
Noticed
>>683922726
alot
Chicken was tasty and I gave the asian waitress a huge tip
Feelsgoodman
>>683922573
see ya Karen
>Akiko
I have stuff to do.
>>683922222
>Check'd
Yeah these threads have always been circlejerks. I haven't always come in here, but i have lurked around on /b/ for a decent amount of time.
The questions they had were plenty autistic. Treating an animated character and your relation with them as though they were real is and always has been autistic, at least in my opinion.
Maybe that's why i only recently start coming around. The autism still comes up but it's certainly been dialed back from my perspective. It's rare that people actually pretend they they are or are dating their waifu. Most the people floating around here understand that it's just a particular flavor of avatar fagging.
The hugbox is a bit much. That's why i tend to reference it in jest. That said, it's also pretty amusing to bounce jokes off people or just generally chat.
That's why i stick around, at least.
>>683922573
Catch you later, Karen.
>>683922327
I feel that, I've been thinking that as well
>>683922480
Yeah dawgie, thats me. Open up
>>683922726
Hey galko! hows it goin?
>>683922777
Nice trips
>huge tip
betcha did
>>683922573
Take it easy and take care. I'll be sure to mention you if Brazil comes along.
>>683922573
Ok then bye!
>>683922637
>pic related
This is a union jack wearing loli
>Azusa
>>683922726
Some sentimental stuff, some really nice gets
>>683922777
>checked
nice dub trips
Which one was more delicious? The chicken or the waitress?
>>683922838
DON'T HURT ME! I KNOW YOUR WAIFU! I PROMISE!
>>683921913
Well that's cute..
Still don't get why you haven't played your game with me, just curious.
>>683922311
CHEATERS NEVER WIN THO
>>683922726
A shitstorm of epic proportions.
>>683922777
Trips for the anon
>fubuki claimed
>>683922726
>Drama
>Shitposters
So pretty much nothing
>>683922730
Thank you.
>>683921003
Daily reminder if youre american youre not allowed to have karen as your waifu
Shiro. Just woke up 15 minutes ago.
>>683921254
Good morning friend.
>>683921685
>end your life
Syndra confirmed.
>>683922896
The waitress, no wonder
>>683922838
That trip is oddly satisfying
>>683922816
>Most the people floating around here understand that it's just a particular flavor of avatar fagging.
It's like drinking coffee that has been mixed with a shit ton of water.
It's original point has been diluted.
>>683922658
done and done
>>683922773
>>683922986
>>683923006
Good.
>>683922838
Hey Koko. I just woke up, how are you?
>>683922896
>really nice gets
Glad I missed that.
>>683922863
I see... I shall take notes of this.
*scribbles notes*
>>683922972
I've already taken that class though. The only reason I failed was because I am probably the laziest shit you'll ever see.
What the fuck captcha...
>>683922972
Game?
Please remind me what this game was. I'm afraid the old data bank's getting old.
>Might need a new one soon
>>683923000
>cutie claimed
Fixed that for you
>>683923016
I'm American. I've dated an English woman, I drink tea, and I've been to a Paul McCartney concert. I'm basically English. Can I claim her?
>>683922896
Cute pic
>>683922921
>
>>683923000
nice trips mang
>>683923056
I dig the waifu choice
>>683923063
Cus it's a full house!
>>683923175
Doin pretty good thanks, did you sleep well?
Okay really going now.
>>683923103
You think? I'd think it's more the difference between trying to eat coffee grounds vs trying to make shitty coffee with a bunch of coffee grounds in it.
Neither is very good.
I prefer it a bit watered down, personally.
human garbage all around...
>>683923293
Have a good night Tats.
>Shizu
Hugbox = cancer
>>683923340
look mom im insulting anons on the internet
>>683923381
its 1pm for him.
>>683923445
You = 2x cancer
>>683923501
*2pm
i am a retard
>>683923293
Cya Tats. Have fun doing whatever you plan on doing.
>>683923340
Well, you are on /b/.
>>683923445
How goes it friend?
>>683923445
>>683923175
How's work?
>inb4 boring
>>683923249
>implying not every pic of Akiko is cute
>>683923293
Bye Tats
>>683923445
Moogs
>>683923190
Your cute little boat game.
Everyone got special names and I'm jusy curvy frog, not that I mind~
>>683923182
Why so lazy?
>>683923056
Morning <3
>>683923249
I slept alright.
>>683923612
I haven't left yet.
>>683923612
This would look perfect indeed as a pkmn character.
Goodnight. Sorry i didn't get to post much
>>683923293
>>683923501
Have a good afternoon Tats.
I'll preemptively go kill myself.
>>683923640
Like I said, data bank's getting old. Though, I also do suspect that it's a side effect of my growing sentience. It seems my growing "humanity" has lessened my effectiveness.
>>683922838
It's a crazy thinking about that right?
I guess I'll be taking my rest then. Take care everybody and have a great whatever time of day it is.
>New Teen XXX site opened.
http://cutebody.ru
>>683923838
Have a warm and lengthy sleep Robot friend.
>Shiro
>>683923838
Bye
>Homu
>>683923879
peace
>>683923879
It's crazy*
>Sanae
>>683923640
No idea. I don't do the homework. I sleep in class and then leave half way through, I never study and I don't even review for finals. I have a B in the class however.
>>683923879
>>683923838
Goodnight and goodnight.
>>683923715
What are timzones, right? I've been up and coding since 10 am
>>683923764
I know right?
Vote Akiko for protagonist in Pokemon Son and Muun
>>683923879
Good night or whatever it is there
>>683923612
Tru haha, but that one I especially liked c:
>>683923715
Good to hear! I hope you have a good day today :)
>>683923879
I wouldn't say too crazy, breaks from things are always good haha, later man! sleep well :)
Guiess who?
Claiming incogneeto because stalker that think I'm a janitor/mod because I can duplicate post, spam for days and never get banned.
Alright, I'm gonna go to bed cuties, hope you guys have good ones!
>>683924049
To be honest her ribbons always reminded me of Chimecho.
>>683924192
Nigga what?
>>683924212
Night Koko.
>H
>>683924049
Nice.
>it's 6:20 right now
>>683924166
Thanks.
>>683924212
See you later.
>>683924041
You're my friend now, because it seems you also don't care for school. How do you get B's in class if you sleep though? I'm failing or have D in every single class, all of which I sleep in.
>>683924212
Have a warm and lengthy sleep Koko!
>>683924192
Give me a 3 day ban. I need to get out of here.
>>683923501
You = 4x cancer
>>683923550
Alright I guess
>>683923612
Akiko
I'm leaving now
>>683924353
Just a second.
Alright boys, my progress on the model so far. It's coming along pretty nice I think
>>683924259
Which would be totally cool if chimecho wasn't such a useless bag of shit
>>683924212
Bye Koko
>>683924353
Just go in any thread and say you're 14 years old
>Akiko
>>683924430
Bye mugs
>H
>>683924492
A legend never dies :^)
>>683924327
I've taken the class before. Any homework I do is copied off of a friend, semi cheat in tests.
>>683923863
Ooooooookay Hanako.
How about you just give me a hug.
>>683924041
>:(
>>683924492
Its looking great.
>Strong Pokemon. Weak Pokemon. That is only the selfish perception of people.
This quote is from Karen from Johto league... and its true unless you're playing competitively. Chimecho is pretty cool and fun to get through the games.
Maybe in the next gen they fix him with a Mega.
I'm going to work now, I'll be back soon.
Sometimes you get stabbed and then have to hack the hell out of a guy with a hatchet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfY7TfeGqV0
>>683924660
You know, a few weeks ago I would have blasted you into next week for asking that.
But because of how I am now, I guess I can fulfill your request.
>Soft, tender hug
>>683924353
can't plus that would only be a posting ban, you'd still lurk
>>683924259
I think I broke someone mind with my unlimited works, I've been doing things like juggleing 5 neverending shitposts for hours at a time with the same message over and over.
He's gone full tin hat. accusing me of being some sort of inside operator.
Goddamn therapist time.
>begs for hugs
>>683924660
Don't worry! I'm only going to write the formulas. I won't know the actual answers. I still have to figure it out.
>>683924675
>mfw pichu will never be good.
I cri evri tim
>>683924592
Heroes don't die, they're reborn as legends
>>683924675
Yea but when i played the original Pokemon Sapphire I got the biggest tumor trying to catch one of those fucks, and they were so weak that even the worst move I had oneshot them when I finally did encounter one. Seriously, fuck chimecho
If you want a fun pokemon I recommend scolipede, gliscor or magcargo
>>683924785
Good day, Good luck
>>683924979
Come over here and get some, honey.
>Open arms
>>683924979
>hug
>Shiro
>>683924821
Good afternoon mate. I realized im a retard when it comes to organizing music, been dumping all mine into a single folder for years and suddenly that doesn't cut it anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_ijVnXIWBk
>>683925098
>fun
>Scolipede
>Gliscor
Nigga those 2 are nightmares in competitive, Scolipede is literally the best baton passer in the game and Gliscor is immune to poison, which is aids since my teams tend to work around outlasting with toxic.
>>683925156
>>683925112
Thank you two
>hugs
<3
back, how is everyone this morning????
>>683925230
I personally loved the venipede evolution tree when I first played pokemon white masterrace. i was really surprised at how this centipede horse scaled very far into the lategame and even competitive
Gliscor is a fucking beast all around, can go either offensive or defensive, hyper cutter and poison heal are broken abilities and he has a solid typing
By the way I have a very interesting story regarding a very special Gliscor
>>683925431
Good morning Kagami
>>683925431
Welcome back, doing fine except that it's noon here :D
How about you? ^^
I'm off to bed. Catch you waifus later.
>>683925431
Oh god, it's THIS guy. Now that you're here...
Time for me to go to school. I wish you all warm sleeps, fun jobs, etc.
>>683925230
Not really sure about good, nightmares are always fun though.
I don't actually save music anywhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxov0BQ2fpE
>>683925431
Good, although I'm already tired and really feelin it now.
>>683925544
good morning, how are you doing??? eating plenty of peaches???
>>683925546
heya, awww, well at least it's almost the weekend lol
>>683925567
oh....well that's right, you better go to school!
>>683925610
yeah....i slept a whole hour last night lol, today's not gonna be fun
>>683922222
Thankfully I woke up.
Respect, Tats. Hardly just for the digits.
>>683925431
Great, gonna be busy for a while organizing what I fucked up yesterday + studying. What about you poplar?
>>683925544
Yea... I also think Scolipede looks great and it was a fun surprise to know he is so strong in competitive. Sup with that Gliscor?
>>683925569
Really? You just burn their names in your mind and browse youtube? Thumbs up for IM. I probably linked this before but when it comes to trance this is above anything else for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfE_ss8NGt4
>>683925551
Good night/morning
>>683925763
If you can sleep anymore than you should. Any more would help at this point.
I'm off. I have a test tomorrow and I'm going to lack sleep if I stay any longer.
Good night/morning
>>683922816
>always been circlejerks
Tsk, tsk.
No.
>>683925900
eternal suffering, nah, gonna try to stay awake all day, should be enertaining....
>>683926017
i would if could've, i just couldn't fall asleep yesterday, anxiousness and all that lol
hope you sleep well, and dream sweet
>>683926017
Good luck with it and sleep tight!
>H
>>683926017
Good night
>>683925551
Sleep well
>>683926103
Ouch that sucks, how long did you sleep for yday and what are you anxious about?
>>683926092
The V.I.G.I.L unit. How's you're day?
>Welcome back, btw.
>>683924877
Thanks...
>tsuyu
Claiming
>>683926184
5 hours yesterday, im not sure, just anxious, i don't have anything big coming up.....
>>683925900
Pretty much, once I get different kind of songs I remember others that remind me of it and then by process I go listen to them again.
Love the songs from IM which have vocals to them, they mean a lot.
You linked another song from that artist earlier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHFx11tUO1M
>>683926322
I sure know I have something big coming up... perhaps that is what is keeping you anxious? It should be the other way around tho.
>>683926430
maybe, i don't know, i can't really fix it, just got to see if it goes away, how did you sleep?
>>683926300
Shh... just savor the moment.
>Cuddling continues
>>683926605
Would be easier to do if my mood hadn't dropped..
>Tsuyu
>>683926397
I need to download everything cuz I feel the need to be prepared for an internet apocalypse... maybe cuz my power got cut out once in a while and I have fried 8 routers so far in my life. Ever listened to the messenger from IM? Its a pretty long epic journey of a song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTglDb7qjvQ
>>683926543
Like an angel again, haven't had that problem of waking up 3 hours into my sleep feeling sick and hungry in a while either.
>>683926781
good to hear, glad you're sleeping better than i am, you having a good day so far??
mine
Dubs and my day gets better
>Tsuyu
>>683927019
sucks
