ITT: We summon mods, again
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ITT: We summon mods, again
>>683898863
we rolled for CatPics and they came
all glory to the mods
MODS
>>683898863
Why delete the bread?
>>683899734
My post ended in 4
Hey mods, what's your favorite board? Why?
>>683898863
If a mod replies to me I'll quit my job.
So what kind of pizza do you guys like?
>>683898863
Since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_
I got/received a text of communication/question/ask of technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies of machines far of miles:_"\_ Everyone knows this already. How do you fix it. _/"_:-_ . I am of communication/answer/reply of letter of word of language of text of:_"\_ Humans of policing/military live of:_[\_ slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles since of brain of body of since of human of living of brain of body of since of sense/sensation of communication/text/speech of computer program software of language of words of anything/everything/eachthing/allthings of human of living of _{-\_[-\_ slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles _/-]_{--\_[--\_ and _/--]_ and _[--\_ or _/--]_/--}_[-\_ flexing of muscles so of living of muscle of nearer and and or farther of muscle _/-]_/-}_/]_:-_/"_:-_ .
>>683900057
but then who would suck all the dicks at the cock factory?
Mods? What mods
How long have you been a mod? How did you start out? How does being a mod work with your time spending on 4Chan do you just appear. As someone normal when you wanna be a apart of a thread?
>>683900301
My boss. It's his turn anyway.
Why did we get rid of the raid board?
I'm keen to know what kind of powers mods have, what are they capable of on 4Chan?
What rules do mods follow?
Show yourselves
MODS
>>683900712
>Banning you
>Warning you
>Deleting posts after your banned
>Marking posts that user was banned
>Marking posts that user was warned
>IP banning you
>IP banning your phone
>IP banning your school/university (seriously fuck you)
>Exclusive access to young moots r34 folder
>Unparallelled ability to derail threads
>Tracking IPs and emailing to NSA
>Banning you again
>Banning your mother
>>683901689
you forgot
>banning your dog
>>683901689
>Banning your Proxies
>Banning Tor
>>683901783
missed opportunity
Is Moot more powerful than mods? Could all the mods rebel and take over 4Chan? I mean moot could probably just take an axe to 4Chan's server but could it happen?
>>683901689
Banning your isp
>>683902391
Moot is a google cuck now.
Senpai is baws now.
Can mods lock down a whole board? Can they make new boards at will? And take away boards? What would happen if a rouge mod took away /b/ for 24 hours?
>>683902524
Moot can always come back though can't he?
>>683902665
>>683902391
do you faggots seriously not know moot sold the site to chinkmoot?
Can mods affect the post numbers? Can they make. Their post any number they want?
>>683901689
>>Exclusive access to young moots r34 folder
kek.
>>683902766
shh anon dont forget summer is around the corner.
When was the last time gook moot did anything besides upload the space shuttle picture? What has been his recent activity?
>>683902766
>Believing this
Is it summer already?
Do we really wanna summon mods?
I wonder if there is an exclusive mod board where they go and enjoy the hidden and untainted pleasures of 'unsauceable' porn that they keep to themselves...
>>683903097
yas
>>683902855
im ded
>>683902912
>>683902952
are you people serious?
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/christopher-moot-poole-sells-anarchic-imageboard-4chan-to-2channel-owner-hiroyuki-nishimura-10511765.html
>>683903133
Are we sure?
Mods are cool
>>683903534
you won't
>>683903534
Yeah
I wonder if the mods actually get paid...
>>683903534
Do it fagget.
>>683903725
I know janitors do it for free. Don't know about mods.
>>683903157
kek ill be nice and tell you summerfag this was all a hoax made by an anon on here a couple of months ago, theres screenshots of the thread and the news outlets that reported it
I only wish for mods to wish me a happy birthday
just this once mods?
>>683903534
Meow nigga
>>683903534
faggot.
>>683903534
faggot
>>683903534
you won't do it fag
>>683903661
>>683903692
>>683903810
>>683904069
>>683904157
>>683904267
you desperate faggots
>>683901689
sooo... do they get paid for all this job they do?
>>683904648
nya
>>683903534
You wont pussy
How do you summon mods?
>>683904648
not even the real think faggot
>>683904777
Trips
>>683904648
faggot
>>683904648
Too old
>>683904648
Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot
>>683904777
Yout are about to find out newfag
>>683904648
motorcycle pic
>>683904706
Their payment is a cup of your hot delicious tears.
>nigger
>>683904906
>>683904888
>>683904795
no cheese pizza for you
>>683904777
With Quints
>>683905011
you are wrong. they do it for free.
>>683902555
>rogue mods
Years ago this happened iirc
Also, chekd
>>683905014
You cant actually do it
Admit it
>>683905149
Story?
Silly newfags mods dont exist ;^)
>inb4 banned again for taunting mods
>>683905224
He cant rofl
What kind of bait do you use to attract mods? How do you successfully track and hunt the mod? I imagine that they are the most dangerous of all game on the internet
>>683905149
I remember
it was the day of the million moots
namefagging was enabled and everyone ended up being moot or snacks
a day of glory
If mods reply to this i will al hero on stream
>>683905430
An*
Mods are fucking losers and disgusting pieces of shits. They do nothing in this board except shit on their users. SJW cucks probally gonna vote Hillary. Mods please kill yourself degenerates
>>683905149
It was a long time ago, maybe 2005?
I never knew what exactly happens bit I remember it was something like a mod from here went to work on a different chan and before he left he shut down /b/ and replaced it with powderpuff girls theme song.. I dunno if thats correct or not. Like I said, it was a long time ago
>>683905347
Catnip
>>683905405
oh man, now remenber, awesome day
someone have the SS?
>>683905531
Probably a mod
>>683905281
Oops, I replied to myself kek. I'm tired..
>>683905535
>>683905531
>human sacrifice to summon the mods
OP here, What happened to my thread?
If dubs I summon Mook
>>683905811
o shit
>>683905749
It was never yours
>>683905811
Mook summoned
Posting cheese in 10 minutes
>>683905405
This sounds more like it.. I guess I got mixed up. There was alot of craziness back then.
>brb soup
>>683905811
Mook here, how help?
>>683905749
When where you under the impression it was your thread to begin with
>>683905782
Some classics never get old
>>683905891
Deliver the cheese pizza faggot
>>683905849
Want me to delete it?
>>683905811
at least moot would ansewr our prayers every once on a whlie. mook doesnt give a shit.
>>683906012
You know what? Yes. Do it, faggot. Do it for the lols.
>>683905749
Trying to fuckin summon mods, can't you read
>>683906012
do it faggot
>>683905972
wtf is this ? WHAT DID I MISS ?! WHAT ELSE HAVENT YOU SHOWED/TOLD ME !
>>683906012
Do it
>>683906012
Do it fag
OP IS A FAG
>>683906012
nope. let it be. it belong to the autist btards now.
>>683906012
Let's. Do it
>>683906012
DO EEEET
>>683906012
you have no power here!
Summon mods with threats to the national goverment
>>683906146
Thank you kind anon
>>683906119
If you dont know then dont ask, unless you want to get v&
reply with trips and I get b&, maybe v& too
OP here, Well that sucks it says cant delete older post
>>683906012
Do it then faggot
>>683906200
Dubs flexin
SHUT THIS WHOLE SITE DOWN LBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL
>>683906012
go on then you faglord
>>683906146
CP ON GOOGLE IMAGES.
>this is madness
>>683906254
Trips get
>>683906263
But you know who can... *AHEM*
>>683905891
Bring back Snacks
>>683906146
THANKS FOR THE FAP MATERIAL
LOLOLOL
LOLOLOL
LOLOLOL
Trips and I summon W.T. Snacks
ISIS here. Gonna bomb the white house and shiet brb.
>>683906007
No pizza, cheese sushi, you buy now
>>683906030
Yeah I miss that SJW traitor
>>683906444
CHEESE FUCKING SHUSHI
https://www.google.com/search?client=mozilla&rls=en&q=%50%54%48%43%20%43%48%49%4c%44%20%50%4f%52%4e%20%53%49%54%45%53%20%48%4f%57%20%54%4f%20%4d%41%4b%45%20%41%20%50%49%50%45%20%42%4f%4d%42%20%42%41%52%41%43%4b%20%4f%42%41%4d%41%20%41%53%53%41%53%53%49%4e%41%54%49%4f%4e%20%4e%49%54%52%41%54%45%20%50%4f%54%41%53%53%49%55%4d%20%46%45%52%54%4c%49%5a%45%52%20%56%49%53%43%4f%20%46%55%53%45
>>683906444
Go to >>683906146
water fucking sucks
>>683906418
That's not Arabic they'll never take you seriously. Besides suicide bombers don't "brb"
>>683906444
even trips wouldn't get me to eat that
>>683906444
Disgusting trips
>>683906409
>>683906444
there ya go
>>683906511
Welp, I'm on watchlist now
Fuck you
>>683906511
PTHC CHILD PORN SITES HOW TO MAKE A PIPE BOMB BARACK OBAMA ASSASSINATION NITRATE POTASSIUM FERTLIZER VISCO FUSE
>>683906254
Done
Hail Satan
Nein
>>683906511
Don't click this. It takes you to legal cp sites
>>683906511
Lmfao, love it.
Does anyone ever actually get banned in these threads?
>>683906612
bwahaha
>2016
clicking that shit
>>683906753
Nope, mods are too pussy to do so.
>>683906753
I got banned once.
The fucking autism of this thread is off the charts.
if my son ever drank water id fuck him with a sock full of needles and then do an acrobatic frontflip onto his feeble baby dick
>>683906753
>inb4 he gets banned
>>683906753
I got banned once.
If a mod replies then a mod replies but a mod never replies
>>checkmate
>>683906810
>>683906833
what did you do?
>>683906810
Me to, but a bot was posting of my ip
If trips ban me
Like I give a fuck.
>>683906612
Moron
>>683906753
only if they are 12 years old
I am 13 so im safe
>>683906884
>>683906753
I've been banned twice. Once for replying to a CP thread and one for making a kik troll thread where I had the guy drive out to jiffy lube at 3AM. I linked him the thread in the parking lot lol
>>683906792
you dingus nothing happends. you arent on a watch list... that can see that you didnt actually search it you were redirected/or direct linked to is so if anything they will look for the source....here...nice job
>>683906940
That filename
>>683906865
Not them but I got banned for ordering a cheese pizza.
>>683906865
Guy posted legit CP. I responded "Mind if I save? Dont you dare ban me mods im memeing". Then got banned ayy
>>683906753
I just got banned lmao
>>683906955
Checked
>>683906865
I just asked for a padlet link for artistic (autistic) reasons, but there was a lot of cp floating around on padlet boards so mods thought i was requesting cp.
>>683906955
kys
>>683906999
triples have been released
>>683906955
How the fuck do people get dubs like this? Just watch the site late at night?
Mods wont ban anyone. Even if I posted CP right now they wont
>come at me mods
We're like the stepchildren they never wanted
our real daddy left us for google and now all we have is jackie chan and friends
Its kinda like full house, except with a lot more hate and a lot more child porn and everyone has a sad boner
>>683907019
"9:13". Bullshit.
https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74
This'll get the mods in here real quick.
>>683907124
>Not knowing how to get dubs everytime
>>683907124
You're forgetting that 99% of the people that post "Check 'Em" and other dubs shit usually don't have dubs.
>>683907233
Not clicking that
>>683907124
Easy.
Check em'.
>>683907233
Kek
>>683907270
90% of people don't
lrn2math
>>683907124
They try a lot and get real fucking lucky.
Ever been to one of those supersaiyan threads? shit's cringy
>>683907270
90% not 99%
>>683906146
this is absolutely insane wtf
>>683907304
Fag
>>683907233
oh shit
hey mod, am i beautiful?
>>683907233
What is it
>>683907270
Check'em
I fucking killed this nigger, mods won't ban me for killin real niggers
>>683907403
You have a nice face zozzle
>>683907331
What's a super saiyan?
>>683907424
dubs
>>683907424
free discounts for Walmart products
>>683907444
Okay now that was cool
>>683907124
ask my quints, fag.
>>683906876
Get
>>683907304
Honestly it's not a terrible idea anon.
>>683907337
You do realize the nudist colonies exsist and that young children are at them and walk around just like these kids right?
>>683907444
Nioce
>>683907449
HAHA FUCK
goodbye thread
>>683907573
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
>>683907452
aw shucks, zozzle you too.
>>683907573
You ruined it .... faggot
Im a MOD watch me delete this post
>>683907573
A FUCKING WHITE FEMALE
>>683906955
>>683907573
GG
>>683907573
>>683907573
404 inbound
fucking children probably have never even summoned the dark lord
>>683907573
GG
>>683907444
This guy
>>683906146
>your
niggers
>>683907573
nyet
See you all later. It is done.
>>683907573
MOOOODDDDDSSSS
>>683907573
MODSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>683907213
I'm replying with an app
>>683907456
that's the last time I'll do this, so check it out.
This is what we call singles
>>683907450
Good, He doesn't know how the clip of that gun works
Aaaaand it's gone...
>>683902766
That Q&A was fucking hilarious though
>>683907573
Gtfo faggot
Bye thread. Nice knowing you
>>683907573
I could've posted it to faggot, why you gotta do that?
Mods are dead?
>>683907537
if its a colony, why do they go home at the end of the day?
That was quick
>>683907783
>implying
>>683907752
>its too big to grab my scrollbar
quote of the year
>>683907456
>>683907714
These are singles that have ascended beyond mere singles. You could call them doubles
>>683907573
he just copied the google image
see
>>683906146
>>683907573
RIP
>>683907444
K, I posted the one you replied to and you just blew my fucking mind.
>>683907892
Post more to trully kill this threae
Singles
MODS ARE HERE BUT WON'T POST, FAGGOTS
>>683907877
Fail gtfo gukuck
>>683907573
And scraped
witness me
>>683907717
>clip
>>683907456
>>683907714
>>683907877
Now it get's tricky.
these are trips
>>683907877
Here we go
>>683907984
fag
>>683907961
Ban me mods or I will post it
>>683907828
There's nudist clubs, colonies, resorts, and parks. Fuckhead
can't get trips but you can take my tip
>>683907984
YOU DID IT WRONG
>>683907877
WOW ANOTHER SCRIPT
>>683907952
You're welcome
>>683907984
ouch
>>683907877
Checkem
>>683907984
moms spagheti
>>683907984
Fucking ruined it
>>683907717
>clip
cringed
>>683908099
>>683907444
Holy god
He look I'm a great ape now
55 get
>>683908044
That wasn't the question. Cockgoblin
Check my 6 faggots
Say i won't
>>683908132
Magazine I know I realised straight after
>>683908251
Delete it anyways
Hey look mods I'm white
>>683908169
Its grape ape you uncultured swine
>>683907984
>>683908038
>>683908052
I was just making my point.
As you can see, people will keep trying to achieve this goal now.
Other's will post Vegeta going supersaiyan
you won't
>>683908279
you won't
>>683908251
if dubs this guys a faggot
>>683908279
You won't
>>683908279
You won't
post that deleted shit again faggots, you wont
>>683908320
nice damage control
>>683908138
Nice phat, can i try it on
>>683908279
You cant cuz your a fag
>>683908368
Lemme hell
>>683908368
If singles trump is a faggot
>>683908395
Fuck right outt'a here you cocksucking feranged faggot
>>683908331
>>683908349
>>683908375
>>683908391
Clearly you didn't look at the picture close enough
if dubs mods ban me for 42 days
KAKOROT failed now it's time to surpass him
If dubs i delete i dont delete this file
>>683908279
I know that gay blowjob anywhere. this photo is fucking shopped, faggot
>>683908395
Here you go anon (quick before its deleted)
>>683908511
Oh fuck
>>683908511
>AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Why are those pictures on google and not deleted?
>>683908495
Hah got em
>>683908459
if trips this anon eats shit from Clintons nappy
>>683908405
Usually when I fuck up I post an instant transmission and evacuate. I was honestly just proving a point.
Anyway, go suck that golden supersaiyan 3 dick
If trips everyone in this thread has to vote for Trump
>>683908614
Well that got disappointing even faster than Goku
>>683908628
Because they aren't against the law.
>>683908614
Dumbass
Check em again
>>683908656
off by one
>>683908574
No pasta allowed, sir.
if this posts ends in a number, you're all fucking retarded
>>683908628
>underage confirmed
It's not porn or sexual you fucking pedo
683908831>>
>>683908677
I've finally surpassed you KAKOROT
If I get quints I'll post a link to a folder that has Cheese pizza inside
>>683908737
Please anon don't make me take it
>>683908777
Trip
Get
>>683908771
im not underaged
im 12
This is a GET thread now
>>683908898
MODS MODS MODS
>>683908898
You got me there
>>683908911
Fuck you demon
>>683908889
Damn so close
>>>683908889
>>683908889
Off by one rip
>>683908898
I once got b& for saying that.
>>683908898
Maaaaaaawds
>>683908913
Newfags first quads?
Summer came early this year
>>683907124
shit's like gambling watch
>>683909027
guessing my own post number, you fucking newfag
>>683908999
This thread
>>683908995
because you are a nigger
I've surpassed my father
>>683904648
The true queen of /b/
Boxxy was just the first one safe for public consumption
the kek god work in mysterious ways
>>683909133
Now lets kick this up a notch.
>>683909094
>Taiing the bait
>>683908279
I recognize that gay blowjob
>>683909135
queen of queens
If trips give me pizza
>>683909188
All aboard the gets train!
>>683909231
I slipped up there check these out
>>683909106
Fuck you, I'm white.
forget about the mods. This is now a get thread
justgimmesomethingsoicanfapandsleep
>>683909231
ahaha, the spawn of faggarot fails even harder
This thread is the most excited I've gotten about gets, but it simultaneously makes me realize the stupidity behind receiving happiness from seeing the same number appear more than once..
Check deez trips
>>683909375
stfu and check these
>>683905014
Do. It. Faggot.
>>683909421
Your failure made me like dubs again
meow
>>683909327
Fuck you, I'm a cat.
check my singles
How is this thread still here with all the CP that has been posted in it
You fags can't even compare to me
I don't know why am I posting this.
New thread
>>683909483
>>683909552
>AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>683909523
checked
How are mine?
>>683909533
mods are about as useful as used toilet paper
get trips now
>>683909523
Checked
>>683909533
There was literally one picture posted that got deleted immediately, gtfo this is a get thread
>>683909533
It has the mods blessing
>>683909533
What CP? I didn't see any.
Check
NIGGERS, BITCHES, AND KIKES ARE MEME FUCKERS
>>683909800 get
>>683909258
Yeah only bitch that could harness the power of the hate machine. She truly is queen.
>>683909252
>I recognize that gay blowjob
come the fuck on guys
>>683909815
>off by fifteen
>>683905749
It's everybody's thread.
>>683909766
>>683909633
All aboard the dubs train, also checkem
>>683909719
got banned fast
>>683909766
is he also going super sayin
>>683909888 get
