Waifu claiming thread.
>/k/ edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>chain lurk pics
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>don't question my existence
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, over-sexualised content
>most important: Have a gun!
Claimed. Bow > Gun.
kill yourselves
Oh hey we're back, and with trips
I'm gonna head to bed pretty soon but before I do, here's a song with a good message to keep in mind for the new day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcCgV2Czp9U
>>683868111
>have a gun
I'm back.
Back to lurking
>>683868312
Only reason I'm getting VR is so I can Fuck her til I die.
a a a a a a a a a a a A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A
((hey everyone))
I only have a spear, no guns here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkIM4ShGBVc
thread theme
>>683868312
>>683868505
it's still a weapon.
>>683868415
gangster as fuck
Goodnight everyone! Just wanted to say I think I'll be seeing all of you a lot more often in the future.
>>683868111
yep
>>683868111
claim
>>683868221
>>683867985
Keep it alive so we don't wind up with two+ being active. If it's just one string going along it's much easier to follow. Not to mention inactivity is how communities dissolve. Nobody want to make a thread if they think nobody will show up.
>Gun edition.
>>683868505
BOW.
I know you guys are asking me what's wrong, I'm not ignoring you.
I just haven't been around much because playing Battleborn with friends.
I will answer any and all questions in a bit
Also dubs and I die
sachi claim
Claim
>>683868570
>>683868618
>thug rattle
>>683868673
You don't get out of this that easy Tsuyu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM
>>683868618
Excess of activity is what brough cancer, shitposting and the mods' attention to this place.
We had these threads at specific hours. Going 24/7 was a mistake.
>>683868574
See ya around m8.
>Best idol claimed
>>683868888
It was already too late, even quads can't save us at this point.
>>683868888
nice
>>683868574
Goodnight! I hope to see you again soon.
>>683868888
And, as usual, we are /get/.
>>683868578
muh helicopters muh slice of life comedies. why can't "cute girls of the 160th SOAR" be an anime?
>>683868579
top tier waifu you got there bud. my 3dpd waifu also reeeees at normies. and i met her through 4chan.
>>683868618
what the fuck is she standing on?
>>683868673
why are there no dat boi images of your waifu?
>>683868801
shieeeet
GODDAMNIT IM SO CLOSE TO HAVING THIS SONG DOWN PAT BUT IM STILL DOING SOMETHING WRONG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TcEVYepundk
>>683868111
>checked
>>683868888
HOLLA nice quads there friend
We're off to a good start
I've found a therapist that I'm going to call in the morning to set up a consultation with.
>>683868888
You defended 24/7 threads when they were new. What changed?
>>683868673
Dubs says you get off battleborn and dedicate your full attantion to /waifu/ right now
>>683868801
I love you guys.
I know you're all here for me
Dubs and i take you all with me in allahu akbar
>>683869190
I have like three lmao
>>683869193
the problem is you aren't a cute autistic girl
>>683869213
this is my first time starting a waifu thread and i got dem digits.
>>683869330
whats wrong with you?
>>683869400
FUCK
>tsuyu
>>683869369
the past 2 minutes
>>683869434
>
>>683869190
>3dpd waifu
what a looser
>>683869190
kek, i actually though of going 160th but special operations isn't for me
>i like slice of life though kek
>>683869434
Tis surely a good omen, friend
>>683869469
Get shrekt Tsuyu. Obey dubs
>>683869190
>what the fuck is she standing on?
We don't concern ourselves with such questions here. I dunno. Maybe a peg to the person riding bitch to rest their feet on?
>>683868888
Careful not to mix up correlation and causation.
Miho claimed
Hello.
>>683869369
I've realised that was a terrible mistake. Back then we had at most 5 anons during the mornings and afternoons. I didn't want to lose them because of our schedule.
Now we are more overpopulated than China.
>>683869682
Give me another hypothesis then
>>683869434
Major depression and I guess suicidal ideation.
>>683869622
Dubs and you give me a kiss :(
>Tsuyu
>>683869790
Hello Miho! How are you? And what time is it for you?
>>683869622
>>683869417
Obey even more dubs
>>683869927
It has gotten quite busy, but most of the anons are at least consistent. I won't pretend like I'm not one of the newer ones and thus party to this, but things don't seem awful here.
>>683870048
I'll give you a kiss for free anyway
>>683868111
im drunk sup mother fuckers
>>683868888
That does not look like Emi. Also, checked.
>>683869417
fuck yeah, thats the kind of memes i like. should i keep watching that show ? i watched part of the first episode in english.
>>683869400
winrar
>>683869539
i bed your eyebrow game isn't even on point
>>683869546
sorry
>>683869600
if i wanted to watch a bunch of cute girls being pogs i would watch sora no woto
>>683869622
yeah people actually want to notice me now
>>683869682
i've never seen a bitch seat on a streetbike with pegs.
>>683869790
where the tanks at pham?
>>683870023
suck it up, you probably live in a first world country you don't have any real reason to be suicidal.
>>683869927
Just duration and whimsy would explain those.
More time means more chance for thing to start.
Wasn't around long enough to be able to say for certain, but i highly doubt that the shitposting started explicitly with the thread's expansion. There's just more thread to have more of it.
As for the mods, i've only seen mods ban once. It was for like, 30 minutes, they nabbed two people, then they gave up.
>>683869927
>more overpopulated than China.
That's a bit much of an exaggeration, pal.
>>683870229
Hello. Doing fine. 11:11pm why?
>>683870481
i dunno, im not an adrenaline junkie....i like watching things that lower my heartbeat
>>683870481
Sleeping
>>683870229
R-Really?
>>683870416
That's a good idea,
Also Ako claimed
Back from Vidya tourney!
>>683869927
24/7 didn't happen that long ago, but I can understand how it would feel like we had five back then. In fact, the 24/7 deal naturally followed when we got an influx of anons. No-one planned it. It just fell into place.
I agree with you. But we're past the point of no return. The ride ends when it dies.
>>683870481
I probably haven't either, but then i've also never seen a loli with the upper body strength to fire an SMG without just toppling over, so i'm going with "Fantasy get out of jail free card" or something. I didn't draw he picture :\
>>683871070
not a good idea i might throw up
200% nigga.
Azusa Nakano claimed.
Can anyone talk to me? I'm having a horrible day.
>>683871434
>pats
try a beer it will help , a lot.
Shiro's back.
>>683870229
Can I get a free kiss?
>>683870481
First world country doesn't mean jack diddly. I'm on foodstamps, medicaid, child support, the whole trifecta. Just because you're first world doesn't mean you don't have problems. Don't even get me started on everything that's wrong with the human brain, and how that can affect your life.
>>683869417
<3 you too babe.
>>683871415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w02e_Avpeo
>>683871434
What's the problem?
>>683870679
i feel that way some times but othertimes i'm all about hype and action and violence.
this is how i feel right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mud3po9jRWw
>>683870789
go wake up the floof i want to play with her hair
>>683871156
well its a 45 acp so the cyclic rate would be slow maybe she can control it a little bit better. she would still need to be really fucking fit for her size to stand like that and balance while trying to make any meaningful shot.
>>683871415
nigga why you eat so much chicken?
>>683871434
what's wrong fgt
>>683871415
ohshit.png
>>683871434
what's wrong buddy?? it's a mutual feeling
>>683868111
Claimed
>>683871620
No you dont :(
>Tsuyu
>>683871396
How much did you drink cause it sounds like your more than drunk then?
>>683871612
I can't get a beer. I live in a shitty Christian controlled dry county. I'm also 18.
>>683871636
Fluffy is mine.
>>683870617
Oh, you're the same as me. Where are you, anyway?
>>683871056
Of course.
>>683871620
Naturally, naturally.
>>683871434
I'm still here for just a little bit. What's going on, man?
>>683871827
You're claiming pin?
Obligatory claim.
>>683871832
yu fukn wot m7? i love you more than most peeps on the thread
>Shiro
>>683871732
>>683871839
too much
im gonna take a shower thjen relax
>>683872053
wat
>>683871860
what the fuck man
>>683871732
>>683871620
>>683871636
I took my girlfriend on an expensive date. Drove an hour. Bought her everything. She then proceeded to never thank me, give me a horrible attitude over me asking to use the laptop I bought her, started talking shit about me in front of her family, tried to bring my sick aunt (not deadly, just cold) who I live with into the fight, etc.
All around shit.
>>683871961
Yass
>>683871620
Oh shit.
>>683871636
Nigga why won't you make it in my kitchen?
>>683871652
Waddup
>kill me
>>683871961
VA. You?
>>683872113
alright, don't drown.
>>683872196
Welcome to Arkansas.
See the white? No booze.
>>683870481
It doesn't matter where I live or that I don't have any real reason. The fact is that I am and I don't want to be. I'm filled with self loathing, fear, and an intense anger. I hallucinate constantly due to a severe head injury I sustained when a man fell asleep, ran a stop sign, and t-boned my family's car when I was only nine months old. I have a constant head ache and an extreme light sensitivity. Everything hurts me emotionally, I'm anxious all the time around people, and when I'm alone I start to seriously consider suicide. And I can't knuckle down, I can't keep my grip on reality. Nor do I have control over my moods. My depression hits me unexpectedly like a wave. Everyday is a struggle, I'm fighting as hard as I can and still I'm losing.
>>683872403
better visit the neighbor soon
>>683872216
fuck....sorry to hear that, maybe she's just having one of those days, i hope everything gets smoothed over with you guys, only thing you can do is hope for a better tomorrow, and just let her cool down
>im horrible at relationship advice.....
>>683870229
Anons come and go every day. Some are nice, some shitpost. Some go slow, some go fast. The end result is /waifu/ transformed into a mess when no one even knows who was there, who's new and who comes now and then.
Hard to build a proper community like that
>>683870546
Imagine threads for 6 hours a day. A quarter of the time means a quarter of the attention.
We've been pruned by the mods quite a few times, and I know a certain someone who has been banned a lot for being the OP.
If the thread is permanently up, the amount of meaningful information in it decreases.
>Anon A: "How are you?"
>Anon B: "Fine, and you?"
>Anon A: "Fine too, thanks"
*2 hours later*
>Anon C: "How are you, Anon A?"
>Anon A: "Fine, and you?"
>Anon C: "I'd say I'm fine, thanks for asking"
It's a constant repetition with no value.
Do we even talk about our waifus anymore? No, we don't
>>683870564
Over 30 anons per thread. That means 5 posts with pic per anon and thread.
5. Posts. We could comfortably fill 2 threads. We are overpopulated.
>>683871077
I will die with this ride. But I won't die without fighting.
>>683872333
>checked
also GA
>>683872403
You live in Arkansas? I'm sorry for your loss.
>renge
>>683871961
I love you ;o;
>>683872032
<3 ;^;
>Tsuyu
>>683872403
here's an idea
move
>>683872267
Why
Dude I finally almost have Fude Pen ~Ball Pen~ completely learnt I'm SO close it's killing me
>>683871620
>I'm on foodstamps, medicaid, child support, the whole trifecta.
how old are you? what state do you live in? what is physically wrong with you? are you paying or receiving child support?
>>683871827
i dont even know what that is
>>683871917
is it worth watching that whole show and all of the extra shit? i watched it when it first came out but im not really up to date.
>>683871971
where is your gun? put it in your waifu's grasp
>>683871860
if you had friends you wouldnt have this problem.
>>683872216
>I took my girlfriend on an expensive date. Drove an hour. Bought her everything. She then proceeded to never thank me
could that be because your girlfriend is 2d?
>give me a horrible attitude over me asking to use the laptop I bought her
because when you use other applications or tabs it closes the image of her
>started talking shit about me in front of her family, tried to bring my sick aunt (not deadly, just cold) who I live with into the fight, etc.
old nips are insufferable
>>683872267
shiiit because it's finger licken
20/20 claim
>guns and my waifu don't mix
>>683872791
>GA
DO IT WITH DAAAAAAAAAN
Aww yiss. Sup.
>>683872216
Wow. I hope that leaving her is something easy to arrange? You don't need this bitch in your life.
>>683872760
If anyone can move forward it's you
>>683872423
try taking psychedelic drugs if you still want to kill yourself after that then do it.
>>683872905
It be Pin
>>683872701
Too bad I live in one of the counties that only borders dry counties. I'm not driving 2 hours to get booze, especially when I'm 18.
>>683872791
Yeah. It's awful. My whole family (except my dead mother) thinks it's paradise because they're the old fashioned redneck type. It's hell for me considering I'm a half black tech geek.
>>683872711
Thanks bro. I appreciate it. Also, nice taste. Kagami is a qt.
>>683872760
>>683872760
>It's a constant repetition with no value.
>Do we even talk about our waifus anymore? No, we don't
Ha!
Your waifu doesn't even have legs!
>This is contributing
>>683873248
thanks man, if you wanna talk about it anymore, you can get my steam or something.....i've been told i have a thing for cheering people up....i guess
>>683872837
You can do it.
>>683872905
Shiieeet
>>683873241
from what?
>>683873171
>(you)
>>683873265
rin is best kawata
>>683873248
rip
>>683873237
I took heavy doses of hallucinogenic drugs regularly for five years, augmented by heroin and alcohol. It was an escape for me, it was so that I could bear living.
>>683872905
The show is fine and all you really need is the OVA. The Specials are just side stuff like then going to the beach or walking around the ship and stuff.
Still no torrent for the movie.
>>683873643
katawa even
>>683872905
Eh, I don't own a gun.
>>683873825
>Commie
>>683868111
Mamimi claimed she is my god
>>683873643
I like the burned chick
>>683872805
Reasons I can't move:
Going to college, I invest in real estate, family, etc.
>>683872837
Fude Pen? It's an awesome song, man. Here's my attempt at it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iW2BPeXiHl
>>683872216
Sounds very rough. I'm sure she's just going through a tough time. I hope you two work out.
>>683872423
I think one of the simplest places to start is a positive attitude, has helped me with depression.
>>683872905
I'm not going to say my age (will say I'm a minor), I live with my mother cause my dad recently left, I live in Nebraska (ghetto part of Omaha), mother has severe scoliosis, which makes it so she can't work, receiving child support. That's a lot of shit for someone at such a young age, is it not? So don't think everything is perfect because we live in a first world country. Well, I don't know people to know my problems. Also, don't have time for you judgement, so don't expect me to read it if you reply with some.
>>683874164
My fucking ears! Auto plays on full blast.
>>683873179
I'll start /waifu/'s Restoration Movement!
>>683873265
Oh shit, thanks a lot man!
>>683873455
Exactly, she doesn't have legs.
Now I could tell you her story, things about her, about Katawa Shoujo, recommmend it to you, etc.
I'd ask you about your waifu and we would both increase our knowledge about waifus.
>Y toros, paella y tal
>>683874269
want people to know my problems* rekt me.
>Shiro
>>683874004
>>683874269
I'm not like you. I can't be positive.
If singles i dies horribly
>>683873519
Anytime dude. Yeah, I'd like it. What do you play? I'll add you.
Beware, my friends and I have a habit of making edgy steam groups so don't be put off by me being a member of the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria on Steam.
>>683874164
I'm trying to play the YuiAzu version
IMO the YuiAzu >>>>> the full band version
>>683873629
I KNOW I can do it
>:^)
>trying not to rant against the "what has /waifu/ become? ;(((((("
>>683874675
rip. you shall be remembered.
>Shiro
>>683873735
>taking depressants and expecting it to ease your depression
you dingus you are supposed to take really powerful hallucinogens when you are sober and let it reset the chemicals in your brain. doing opiates and drinking ruin all of that.
>>683873809
right on ill watch it again.
>>683873825
why not?
>>683874004
never knows best
>>683874072
she likes to eatah the poopoo tho.
>>683874269
when you are old enough join the army and get the fuck out of nebraska. send your paycheck to your mom or spend it on a caregiver. the military will take care of you and you can take care of her. you will learn a skill and maybe the physical activity and sense of self worth and purpose will cure your depression.
i'm not trying to make you feel worse i'm trying to figure out if i can give you any advice that would help.
>>683874354
Fuck! Sorry, man! Not my fault!
Okay it's 5:30 am
I'm gonna catch some sleep
See you guys again in 3 hours I guess
super late responses
>>683870481
It's because of your camo
>>683874675
You didn't say when
Claiming
How goes it
>lets get smug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZKrwJzGg0k
>>683874833
i don't play many games nowadays....i hope it's just a phase or somethin, but we can play whatever, i have CS if you do
nah man, nothing really bothers me kek
Faggots
>>683874354
RIP ears
>>683874418
sure thing
>>683874833
Add buttsgalore on steam if you feel like it, I'm on pretty regularly
Also I'm headed to bed because I'm tired and I have to wake up and run tomorrow
>be proud of me Emi
Goodnight everyone, I hope you all sleep well or have a good day, whichever should come first.
>>683874418
You'd need oldfag support and the others whom do not understand.
I look forward to seeing what /waifu/ becomes.
So long as i can try and keep it welcoming to most.
That's really all i'm fighting for. If that's part of your goal i am interested.
>>683875057
Night. And put your floaties on so you don't drown in the bath.
>>683874833
oh yeah...im gergoth or gergoth117 on steam, i don't really remember
>kagami
>>683874872
That one is a lot harder. I'll learn it later tonight. What are you playing? Guitar? Piano? Maybe piano since you are Mugi.
>>683874418
Alright.
Why does she want to run if she does not have legs?
That should most likely be pretty difficult and uncomfortable for her.
Oh, and my waifu.
She lost.
>taco sombrero letra 'ñ'
>>683875057
fuck yeah it is, pic related.
night
>>683872760
There's nothing that anyone can do. We had our fun. More will come after and they'll have fun too.
>>683874965
I would take large doses of LSD, mushrooms, 2CI, 2CB, mescaline, and DMT. I'd cycle through those and then would smoke heroin or get piss drunk when I couldn't take any of those. I also used to dex and take DPH with some frequency.
>>683875260
lol do this one next.
>>683875358
Hi
>>683875543
If you didnt have legs wouldnt you want to walk or run even
>emi is best katawa
![IMAG0134[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zZJ6Jj0.jpg "IMAG0134[1].jpg")
>>683875567
>foot camo
>kagami
>>683875734
hello miho, my internet is shit.
How are you?
>>683875328
>>683875057
Goodnight to both!
>>683875482
Mind if I add you Kagami?
>>683874965
>the military will take care of you
But as soon as you get out the VA starts treating you like human garbage.
>>683875645
Maybe if you weren't a god damn junkie your life would be better lol
>>683875493
I play guitar remember
I know it's weird but I started playing guitar LOOOONG before I watched K-On
That and I never cared about learning piano
I remember someone anon said to me:
>waifu is Mugi
>play guitar
what
>>683875954
go ahead!!! you don't have to ask kek
>>683876063
>someone anon
I need sleep
>>683875947
Doing good. Why is your internet shit?
>>683875989
I don't feel like playing right now, Barry, forgive me.
>>683875250
Hey Syndra, how're you today?
inb kys
>>683875328
>>683875153
I'd screw something up by adding you guys. Here's me.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/KotobukiTsumugiChan/
>>683875057
claimed
>>683875250
How's your day been Syndra?
>>683875989
>lol
Really? If you don't want to help, don't critique.
>>683875894
how did you feel about UCP ? i grew up thinking of the army as woodland and three color desert or chocolate chip and the marines as marpat. I always hated UCP and i agree that multicam works but i hate the way it looks.
we need trump to make camo great again.
>>683875645
and that's probably why your brain is fucked up now you dummy
>>683875989
>But as soon as you get out the VA starts treating you like human garbage.
true but i think a lot of that is going to change. either shillery will win and we will lose the VA all together or trump will win and they will make the injured vets into cyborgs.
>>683876194
because i was very bad in a past life.
>yuuko
>>683876063
It is pretty weird haha
I was a musician since about 1st grade. I got in a rut, though. I'm sure you know the feeling. K-On pulled me out of it. That's why I love the show so much.
You stole muh waifu, by the way. Mugi was my girl but I switched to Azusa. She's more my style.
>>683874965
>>683873982
Not really my lack of liking guns.
Just me being a dipshit who doesn't want to put forth the effort in getting one.
>>683874675
AM will save you
I am erect
>Tsuyu
>>683876787
ucp is terrible, glad they changed it, but ill be out before i buy that shit, bdu's and dcu's were a lot better
>flights are comfy as fuck though
>kagami
>>683877153
pics or didn't happen
>Shiro
>>683876284
I'm not playing. Every single person I've known that's fucked around with the shit that you're messing with has ended up in a gutter somewhere or completely bonkers on the inside of a mental health clinic. You'd be better off stopping before you end up in one of those positions because neither seem very fun. We may not get along super great Fool but I don't want to see you die or end up losing everything else because of poor choices.
>>683876772
see above
>>683876096
>gergoth117
Tried to add both. Nothing came up. I posted my Steam. Don't know if you saw it.>>683876369
Sorry for the pic. Thought it would get your attention.
>>683876787
No, I've hallucinated for as long as I can remember. My perception has been permanently altered due to a build up of scar tissue exerting an excess of pressure in my skull. I was this way long before I ever even say drugs for the first time.
>>683875358
I believe this place has to be warm, welcoming, but also ordered.
A place for slow, steady and meaningful conversation. A place dedicated to our waifus so everyone can know about them and also a place for the anons, where they can feel at home.
I doubt the oldfags support me, they left, they don't really care anymore or that's what it seems. I hope I'm wrong.
>>683875543
Because that's what she did with her father. Her father encouraged her to run and take it seriously. She was really good, and when her father died in the car accident that took her legs... She though she had to keep going. There's some stuff she says at the end of her route which will make you understand lots of things about her and even her friendship with Rin. I strongly recommend you to play Katawa Shoujo.
Also, she's pretty used to her prostheses, but she hurts herself from time to time, you'll discover it if you play.
>>683875624
That won't stop me from trying. I won't stop being the one I used to be, I won't stop bothering you all with your health and exercise, but I will try my best to make /waifu/ a better place.
Oh, and "/waifu/ memes" are the cringiest shit ever.
>>683875734
