Alright /b/tards, it's a wonderful Wednesday and time for sharing you secrets.
"You can't hold it in forever" - Constipated Anon
>>683821828
Sometimes I pretend I am retarded and shit in my hand and throw it at people.
Sometimes I paint my cock orange and stand next to a basket of carrots. When someone inevitably grabs my cock, I stab them to death with the carrots. Then I fuck the stab holes that I just made and hide the evidence. Only on thursdays tho
Just got some surgical scalpels. I may have made a very poor choice, or the best one ever. It was so easy to cut, it didn't even hurt. What now?
I smoke rocks...
i jerked off in front of the window before for some thrill and i hadn't realized until after I came that some kid was watching me
I want to watch my wife suck another guys cock
>>683821828
I feel in love with a 15 year old girl, I'm 21, she lives thousands miles away from me, and is the only person that have ever told me that she loves me
i suck cocks behind my gf's back
>>683821828
I fell in love with a boy I found on this site, but i'm not gay
>>683824889
wtfm8
Sometimes I don't do my homework.
I see dead people
>>683826076
That's not a secret faggot
the game
>>683826076
How do you do this is she asleep during? Do you have to go slow as to not wake her?
>>683821828
if my junk is extra smelly i'll touch it and then smell my fingers alot. dunno why. i just kinda "enjoy" the smell
I am getting banned on Facebook for some stupid reason and I feel suicidal
>>683826474
How long have u worked at the morgue
I finger my belly button and sniff it....and like it
>>683826525
yeah, like you know me...
>>683826639
i met with guys from a gay forum or go to sexbars
>>683821828
This thread is FBI bait brehz
>>683826114
Is it assbro?
GF of 5 years broke up with me yesterday because college and relationship is too much pressure for her. Feeling like shit.
Once while on vacation I fucked a 7/10 but when I came home I told my friends she was a 9.5/10 and have never told anyone the truth....tfw they would disown me if the truth came out
>>683827142
>pressure
that's bullshit and she knows it.
>>683827111
is assbro the femboy from yesterday's thread?
>>683827178
Sick fuck
>>683826763
Holy shit are you me?
I cheat on my boyfriend, i say im going to work but really im going to derricks to get fucked
>>683827340
what's she so mad about? oh nvm she's a jaguars fan. plenty to be mad about. kek
>>683827422
Tits or gtfo
My penis expanded through my monitor and am black
>>683826816
Under18
>>683827408
do you smoke weed, not have a job and live at your parents house?
>>683827422
is durick a nig?
>>683827561
You dont want to see them they are small.
>>683826474
Hi, I'm Bruce Willis
>>683827142
>>683827142
At least you had a relationship, I have been lonely my entire life, and it fucking sucks
>>683827504
Das anna kkkendrick shopped on some faggots head u retard
>>683827597
No, I can't smoke because my job drug tests. And I own a really nice home on a golf course. Interesting we both like the smell of our nuts though.
>>683823543
Please stop
>>683827776
Nigga ur like 16
>>683827691
Post your tits you cheating whore. I am a fan of small tits. One of my favorite fucks was a small titted chick. Of course her obsession with getting fucked in the ass helped.
>>683827281
Agreed,
She's kinda depressed, but refuses to seek help or take medicines.
Anyway, I've always been a nice BF for her, so gotta respect her decision.
At least all of her family calls me to check if I'm ok. Got their support lol
>>683827852
>trailer park detected
I smoke weed everyday and no one in my family knows
>>683827920
I'm 21...
>>683827142
I'm sure you must know this deep down but that is a bullshit reason.
>>683827776
Feel sorry for you bro. She was my first and only GF ever (I'm 25 now, started dating her at 20).
Back to shitty lifestyle now
I once took an avergaed height but 8/10 girl on a date, dinner and a movie. After watching a pretty good film and talking lightly over dinner, we proceeded home, did not imbibe alcohol, proceeded to bed and had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
today I've lost my virginity to a bitch and concluded vaginas are overrated
also realized I need to buy a fleshlight in order to recover my penile sensitivity, as apparently i'm strangling my cocknerves with my hands
>>683828035
No i cant you will find me and tell on me. I hate anal fyi
>>683828228
Yea I know, but what can I do abaout it?
>>683828174
Nigga ur 21 so what get time to like urself b4 u become pussywhipped
>>683822786
>Pretend
>>683828074
good deal. just give her some space and time to think things over. if you guys are taking a break def try to land a date or two. go out to the bars post on fb. just make her mad jealous. i'm already laughing at her anger
>>683828460
Lose weight, get money, fuck bitches. And don't underestimate hanging out with friends to get over shot like this. So many guys don't realize how much it helps.
I tried to kill myself atleast twice times, didnt work cause i didnt do it right(since i'm still here >_>). Did the most pussy way to cause I got scared midway through. But now, I'm gonna take my existent and use it just to piss people off ;)
>>683828255
Yeah life for me is total shit, I have literally nothing to live for, and I know it will only get worse, the only reason I don't an hero, it's because I don't want my family to suffer
>>683828339
Someone's not doing it to you properly. I have gotten 4 chicks to try it and every single one of them loved it. My wife won't even give it a go which really sucks. Still, post tits, I have no interest in finding you, just wanna see some itty bitty titties.
>>683827799
and i'm supposed to care for some reason? i was making a joke which obviously flew right over your simple head.
>>683828788
>I have nothing to live for
>I don't choose the cowardly route of suicide because of family
Those are two contradictory feelings. Either you have something to live for or you don't.
>>683828788
You dont want to an hero because u dont want to die family is just the 1st obcious excuse u fag a big step in enjoying life is trying to enjoy it
>>683828605
There is nothing about myself to like
>>683829035
You failed at telling a joke. Relax and move on spaz.
My grandma was Angela Lansbury when she passed away I was only 8, she left some money for me in a trust with my mother as guardian, mom blew thru most of it on pills and dicks and speed, now im just a fucked up guy who could have had a great start in life, I never tell anyone my back story and that my parents are dead
>683828718
>683828657
Friends do help, but I'm a loner guy and don't have many. That's why I come here, and rarely see any good response.
Thanks for the chat guys. In my position right now, it helps A LOT.
>>683821828
i lost my virginity to a prostitute
>>683828718
>>683828657
Friends do help, but I'm a loner guy and don't have many. That's why I come here, and rarely see any good response.
Thanks for the chat guys. In my position right now, it helps A LOT.
>>683827597
Fedoralord detected.
>>683829154
Well then start changing and improving yourself, because right now you sound like a pussy bitch
>>683828788
Everything gets better at some point man. Don't quit. Your time will eventually come
>>683828788
Then get something to love for. Decide on a goal and move toward it.
>>683829262
you're the one spewing out insults like you're the fucking meme king or some shit. suck a dick, dude. and just cuz you didn't get the fucking joke doesn't mean it failed ya boob. it just means that you didn't get it.
>>683829154
>>683829104
See this u gay
i met a girl on kik and fucked her i have a boring wife
>>683827866
Stop attention whoring, or stop cutting?
>>683829400
You should still lose weight, fuck bitches and get paid. Don't let life pass you by.
I've been with girls I could have sworn were perfect. Then you find the real one.
Be a man and move forward.
>>683829588
Calm. Down.
You failed. Stop being defensive and just move on.
I'd actually quite like to be female.
>>683829485
I try, but I always fail, I'm telling you I'm totally useless
>>683829599
I agree 110%
>>683829599
kek so true
>>683829599
nice one man!
>>683829472
idiot shrek poster, detected.
retard incest breeder, detected
sperglord memefest collaborator detected
unoriginal hey guys watch me do the same thing over and over again guy, detected
never going to stop being a faggot, detected
I liked this boy for a few months and it kinda felt like love. I was thinking a lot about him and how we cuddle kiss have sex etc. the problem is we don't have a lot in common but somehow talk a lot. knowing this I am aware that probably nothing will happen and to be honest I think I'm not the one for him so I found a fuck buddy. turns out I was having those thoughts cause I was horny. Hope he feels the same it would be horrible if I break his heart
>>683829491
Thx man, I hope so
>>683829777
who wouldnt?
shits fucking easy bro
I am a narcissist and have sucked dicks. I resent myself for who I allowed myself to become. Everyone has surpassed me in life. I have no friends because of trust issues. But for some reason I just wont die.
>>683829599
Couldn't agree more.
>>683829599
Kek, agreed, that's really funny anon
>>683829769
Telling someone to calm down doesn't mean they were mad to begin with. Keep up with the damage control though, it's working perfectly for you.
>>683829599
Right on, well said.
>>683829599
Really interesting choice of letters
like the capitalization and no punctiation
keep going bro!
>>683829599
Fair point. I kind of have to agree m99, even though you shit marbles through a drinking straw on the regular, you are obviously right. Fucker.
>>683829599
I do try to enjoy it, I'm always faking a smile and trying to be the funny guy, but in the inside I'm already dead
I paint furry waifu murals on my bedroom walls. Not one been in my room in years.....not even mom. Now I will do graffiti writing to make everything an ambiguous anomaly to keep my outcast vibe.
>>683829641
No weight to loose. Got my own engineering office and make enough money I believe.
Gonna start gym again next week, maybe even work on another graduation, now that I've got time to spare.
Gotta move on.
Thanks for the support man
>>683829615
I met a girl on kik, and feel in love with her
Mfw she lives thousands miles away from me
>>683829282
>Angela Lansbury
Is still alive.
>>683830342
Well what do you want to achieve in life?
>>683830751
Status, and let everything pursue after.
>>683826816
niggers i thought this was a motherfucking secrets thread??
sometimes i steal pills from my grandma
>>683830093
Like consistently being defensive is working for you? Clearly not. Relax. Move on.
>>683831039
Why do u think this will make u happy>>683831082
>>683830751
To be happy, to find someone to love and be loved
>>683830480
You got this.
>>683831126
Well, I did love v-card to a trap last year(thinking she was a she). Only told my sister. Feels like shit.
>>683822786
If you remove the "I pretend" part it'll make more sense
>>683831357
Hey man>>683831039
That is not me! Some fucker is posting as me!
I molested two of my female friends and I regret it hardcore.
>>683831271
i'm being defensive in direct correlation to your aggressive comment and if you're too stupid to realize this then this conversation is over.
>>683831393
Just be you plus seem approachable and if that doesnt work try to approach might be bad at first but talking 2 people gets easier the morw u do it
>>683831357
>>683831039
I'm not him
This one>>683831393
>>683831444
well at least you got laid. hahaha
>>683831628
Me too but I regret it softcore.
>>683831697
>>683831604
Well who the fuck is you?
>>683828138
This is what pot smokers actually believe.
>>683831641
Telling someone they should be more relaxed and not worry is aggressive? Yeah ok. You clearly have anger issues. Relax.
>>683827142
Pressure of college boy dick up her ass
>>683830622
I didn't meant THE Angela Lansbury
When i was 11, I snuck into my moms room while she was passed out in bed and fingered her. I got too excited and went faster and deeper because she kept getting wetter. She woke up and asked me what I was doing and I told her I had a question but at she could go back to sleep because it wasn't important.
About three months later, I got her to suck my dick after she let me lick her feet for a few minutes. I fingered her dry asshole and she said "oww" which made me cum in her mouth instantly.
I have a friend who for the last 10 years has practically begged me to worship her feet every week. I see her as often as I can. She's blown me once and given me several handjobs and foot jobs. Sometimes she let's me eat her pussy and her asshole.
I love the way her sweat tastes. She has a key to my chastity belt. None of my girlfriends have ever known.
>>683831920
Go ahead tell me more mr psychiatrist. You're a fucking joke dude. kek
>>683831720
I hate it so bad. First requested anal, thinking it is gonna happen, finally losing it! Then she grabbed my hand and brought it towards her, thinking for a fingering reach around.... Nope. Ended up with a hand with dick and balls. Literally jumped back and left the hotel room in sobs.
>>683831684
Is not that I don't know how to talk to people, I have friends and all, but when it come to a girl I like, I can't even talk to her, and just dream about what would never be
>>683831977
She's not like that bro, Sorry.
>>683821828
Lived with my (now ex) gf and her family for 6 years, and set up a cam in her little sisters room who was fuckin smokin hot.
>>683831728
Well since I molested one of those girls she no longer talks to me. But before I molested her, I had fingered her and she was really into me
>>683832188
Post em.
>>683832081
It doesn't take a psychiatrist to see that anger is being shown by your obsession to being this defensiveness. Just calm down.
>>683832149
kek. sending cool non-gay vibes your way, anon. it'll happen. right place, right time
>>683827281
She'll be too busy feeling a different kind of "pressure" amirite?
>>683832342
And get white knighted? nah bro. This ain't my first rodeo.
>>683829923
Does your name begins with an S???
>>683832345
prove to me this isn't you "i tell people on the internet who weren't mad to calm down and am surprised by their reaction cuz i'm too much of a pussy to have confrontation irl"
>>683827799
I'm 30, married and have kids. I'm in the military and I'm for the most part happy. There's a part of me that no one knows about, a part that no one would understand, a part that wishes I was born a sexy woman. I've suppressed it all my life. I don't think I'm gay because I don't want to have sex with a man as a man. I want to be a sexy, 15 year old girl so I can wear sexy short dresses and be desired so bad that a man would feel the uncontrollable urge to rape me. I want a man to forcibly empregnate me. I want to be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. Pic related, I wish I was her.
>>683832579
Yes...
Secret number 2. I wished death upon Uncle because of how much of a dick to me he was on holiday, I hoped he got cancer and died.
From that point on he acts stranger, until on holiday again without me he passes out for no reason. Turns out he had a tumor in his brain a product of lung cancer from his smoking (which I didn't know he did cos he kept it a secret from everyone).
He was terminal. With the tumor in his brain he slowly became less himself. Eventually hospitalized, chemo etc. Never went to visit once. He died a little while later. Didn't go to his funeral. Smiled upon hearing of his demise.
Stupid faggot shouldn't have been a cunt.
>>683832774
Here's your proof. Calm down.
>>683828339
AT?
>raped when 13
>orgasmed thought I was supposed to like it so never said anything
>22 now with a rape fetish and have never come close to getting off that hard.
>>683832867
What's your name
>>683833008
then what did you have to do with the situation? nothing. yet you feel the need to butt yourself in like you're just automatically gonna fix some shit? and for the record i wasn't mad until you i started talking to your self-important ass
>>683827302
Who?
>>683829923
How would you break his heart if he don't care?
>narssasitic bitch alert
>>683821828
I have a gf, but I think I'm in love with another grill, this shit is literally killing me
>>683833168
Relax. You're getting so angry. Just move on.
I screwed a guy who was 30 years older than me. I took pictures of my friend's dick when I was 7. I caught my neighbor's mailbox on fire twice. I never did my homework and I lied about college. I resent others for expecting me to behave to their standards. I love shota and like being dominated like a little slut.
>>683831628
Then turn yourself in.
I have had sex in a church between the ages of 12-16. And have not regreted it once.
>>683833367
I have complicated feelings for another girl as well. I wouldn't call it love but it is stressing me out a bit.
>>683821828
I want to die
>>683833157
Pls answer me
>>683833551
If you don't regret it then why keep it a secret? Sounds like you do have some reservations about it.
>>683833551
Ooooh what a rebel I bet you don't unplug your laptop charger when you sleep
>>683833663
I won't...
>>683833392
are you done trolling now? cuz i'm not going to feed you anymore after this
>>683833136
Tits or gtfo
>>683833828
You're going to read my next post and you know it. Now run off like a dog with his tail between his legs. Just learn to relax.
>>683833738
My family is Christian and I did it in the church we went too.
>>683833811
I did unplug my laptop when I had it
>>683833367
I know that feel man. Here's my advice, if you still love the girl you're with now and if you think that this other girl probably wouldn't work out for any reason should you go for her than stick with what you got and push past the feelings you're having. Seriously, you really need to think about the situation all 3 of you are in before you do anything.
I went through the same thing in school and I fucked up beyond belief and regret it still 6+ years on.
>>683821828
I' ve owned a lot of bodies. Actually I've no idea about why is so... too much time elapsed too many bodies lasted...
And... Even if it's a true story due the specific way the jump work, no one never trust my story ...
>>683833986
Nigger suck a dick. You seriously think you're going to tell ANYBODY what they should be doing on here?? Package for Anon! It's a reality check. fuckin use it
>>683821828
I am of communication of reality/life of picture of galaxy of:_{-\_"\_ Milky Way _/"_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYInLXy8 _/"_:-_/}_:-_ of since of a human of named of:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Air Force _/"_:-_ of showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of _/-}_:-_ since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines of far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
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>>683825839
>15yo
>thousands of miles away
>loves you
I hate yo break it up to you pal, but you're talking to a 63yo male from Arkansas
Jesus Christ.
>All these niggas fighting like 13 yr old girls.
>nut up /b/ros
>>683823055
Who the fuck even buys carrots on Thursdays?
>>683833825
Then tell me dudes name
>>683834400
or the fbi. either way anon is fucked
cancer thread made 10x a day every day, KYS OP
>>683821828
I am a 14 year old female dating a 19 year old male
>>683834400
I know it's not b8 whe have skyped together
>>683834757
tits or gtfo
>>683832801
Sorry to break it to you soldier.
You're a fucking faggot.
>>683834115
Shit dude, it's tough, because the other girl is helping me with designs for a clothing brand we're starting and it's basically just me and her. I've been having problems with my gf lately, and this new chick just came in the right time, it might be that I'm confused because of all thw beefs I've had with my girl and I might be "vulnerable" to fall for other girls. But everything you said is completely true. Thank you brother
>>683834094
So? If you don't regret it don't keep it a secret. You don't seem to understand what the reason behind a secret is.
>>683829282
how did she blew money on dicks ?
>btw, Angela Merkel is still alive
>>683834316
I knew you weren't done. You're a weak coward. And you'll also read this post.
Inb4 LEL DAT WAS NOT MEE
>>683833572
Back off while you can. I'm literally in love with this other girl
>>683834586
No....
You'll freak out and mess things up for me
>>683835053
No worries man, I'd say you should just try and work it out with your gf and go from there. I hope things work out for you either way though, and good luck with the clothing brand!
>>683835581
you already freaked out everything
>>683835510
Luckily she won't be in my life after two more weeks. It's sad but I suppose relieving in a way.
Does this other girl know?
>>683835587
Thanks a lot man, I hope you have a great life! Cheers!
>>683835661
That's more of a reason to keep quiet...
You should probably know you never made me happy...
>be me
>steal a nigger's bike
>switch carplate with neighbor's (same car, almost same color), get some speeding & parking tickets, switch back
>at 3am-4am go in the kitchen and steal & eat snacks
never caught
The first women I had sex with was black
>>683835793
Lucky you.
I think she might and she might feel the same way, we had a meeting yesterday and things were incredibly awkward, but nice at the same time. I just have to really sit down and think. I don't want to fuck anyone's feelings, and I don't care if mine get fucked. I just really don't want to harm anyone.
I have to run man, good luck with your gf, take good care!
>>683835901
idk and idgaf - it's your fault assigning your total happiness value on a woman who doesn't love you
>>683832801
why you military guys always sport such an astounding faggotry level ?
>>683836308
Actually you not making me happy is just on you. You just weren't what I needed you know...
You weren't enough. But it's fine. I'll find someone better and so will you.
>>683833846
he's biologically a man, faggot
>>683836280
Good luck.
But I'll tell you something that I think neither of us want to admit.
The happiness that matters most is our own. It's not a sin to seek true happiness.
>>683836552
you drank too much Coors, dude.
I like to take a bunch of adderall, suck my own dick, shove stuff up my ass and cum like 4 times, then chain smoke about 4 cigarettes then play video games while binge drinking, chain smoking, and tweaking off kiddie meth. I'm also a furry, and a pedophile who has molested my sister on multiple occasions and used to watch her masturbate from outside her bedroom window
You wanted secrets you got em
I fucked my best friend's gf twice. Also I slept once on his (fucking hot) sister's bedroom while she was on a trip and jerked off on her clean panties
>>683836945
Beer tastes kinda bad to me. If you want to stick your fingers in your ears fine I'm just saying the truth
I masturbate in the mirror regularly. So regularly that I find it incredibly hard to cum without doing so.
When I've had sex in the past I've had to get the girl in a good position so I can look in a mirror every so often.
I'm not even full of myself or cocky, I'm relatively shy with pretty low self esteem, it's just something that I got into and can't get out.
I pretend to enjoy banging a 4/10 for months cause of free bacon, junk food and was on the way to work. Even did anal then puked in the shower after. Still better than losing my v-card to a 50yr old whore.
>>683836552
wait, so you're a fag right?
This is dudes talking about dudes.
I got lost somewhere along the way.
>>683826076
do you let the guy blow his load onto her back?
>>683837617
I doubt you're above 4/10. Just accept your status or work to improve it.
>>683837685
What? I'm a girl...
Whatever. I'll ignore you here like I do in real life.
i play runescape... and i don't even bot
>>683835881
Can you design and send me some yeezy's on the lo lo?
>>683837913
wat, not even the guy who asked your name. Or pressured you and shit.
>>683838041
kek'd
>be me
>there was some guy always arguing against my parish priest for futile reasons
>White Religious Knight awakens
>started stalking the Bad Guy, searching for his weak spot
>he eventually stopped his car in front of the parish, lowered the glasswindow and started shouting at the priest
>only the three of us there, I couldn't take it anymore
>went to his car, grabbed his neck and punched him until he almost fainted
>then shouted at him: "if your ass is anywhere near here again, you're dead"
>never saw him again
>ultra-scared parish priest never talked to me again
>mfw
>>683838235
Opinion disregarded
>>683838235
I'm the guy who asked her name, you are right it wasn't me who keep the conversation, I stopped when I asked the dudes name, I figured she is not the girl i think
>>683821828
When I go to take a dump I take my pants and boxers completely off. It just feels right.
>>683838441
thank you. What a fucking deluded cunt.
>>683834586
My name is Shannequa, the guy I fucked is Anton. You happy now faggot?
>>683837777
fucking super check
>>683837617
Better to lose your virginity to a decent looking milf than a 4/10 chubbster m8.
Happily married with kids but I ride Craigslist chicks left right and centre. I advertise that I just love to suck pussy and I get shitloads of messages. Sad housewives who just love to that feeling of coming brought on by another warm human. I wash that pussy, then I suck that pussy long and hard until they pull my hair up demand I fuck them with everything I got.
You guys ought to think about doing the same. It fucking works awesomely man.
I am in a long-term relationship, but sleeping with an intern at work. I feel bad but the sex is so fucking fantastic I just cannot resist. Intern also lives with her own BF of two years.
I have no secrets. I'm a very open person. Which coincidentally is probably why I've been forever single. Hell even my dating profile states I'm a virgin.
>>683838441
You can figure all you like. Just stay away pls
>>683838699
Kek, yeah know I can sleep in peace
>>683838733
Better to lose your virginity, than be a kissless virgin
>>683838838
Damn, what part of nobody here cares about your shitty situation don't you understand. You aren't the chick he was thinking you were. Get lost niggerina.
>>683838955
true dat
I can't remember what joy and sadness feel like.
I don't know if I love my family.
I don't know if I would care if they died.
>>683838602
Keep obsessing and reading my posts coward. Relax.
>>683838746
thanks, but craigslist is not present in my country
>>683839018
You care enough to reply...
Just calm down
>>683839319
Eh, you're providing me with senseless entertainment, please continue. I have not much better to do at the moment.
>>683837617
That bacon must've been good
>>683839517
I know you have nothing better to do. That's why you obsess and can't move on.
>>683839625
Kekerino
>>683838746
The nearest equivalent to this in the UK is something like Tinder where 90% of the girls expect you to take them on a date. Yeah, you'll meet the occasional nympho who might jump into bed with you but it's certainly not a given. Inb4 ugly & fat, I am 25, slender, good looking and have a good job, own a house and a nice car. Fucking shame we don't have Craigslist over here.
>>683839727
See? Now reply again like a good little bitch. Or will you run away like a coward
>>683823543
Did that cut come from the scalpel or your own edges?
>>683839796
If you're British chances are you are not good looking. I've been to your country. You people have messed up faces in general.
>>683839866
hahaha, don't assume that everyone whom replies to you is the same person.
People just love to fuck with each other here.
>>683839866
Lol "run! Run away from the computer you coward!"
>another enemy taken care of. That was too easy
My sister has sucked my dick 7 times in my life, 3 of them she gave me a proper blowjob. she enjoyed 2 of them, and 1 was a favor. The other 4 were curiosity. she is 15 im 20. The first time she did it she was 13.
I once convinced a Muslim girl that Pizza Hut bacon bits have no real bacon in them and she ate a load of them. Worried her family might cut my head off if they found out. Oh yeah I also spiked her fruit juice with vodka once to see what would happen.
>>683840024
I went to the UK once, and I saw the cutest girl ever
I post on Craigslist and meet older dads who aren't getting any at home. I post for just a blowjob but they almost always end up fucking my ass. I'm such a fag.
>>683838484
Same
>>683840024
Well your mum's face is messed up...
>>683840024
Three times I have been to the USA and three times I have fucked a local. Could just be the accent though.
>>683839866
... So you're tails..
>Flys at you at the speed of light with katana drawn. Thunder storm appears out of nowhere
>>683839306
Kill them to find out
>>683840401
>>683839866
>>683839727
Kill yourselves please
>>683822786
Sometimes I will do all my shits on a plate in the corner until I have enough to sculpt into something great.
I sexually abused a 4 years old girl when I was 16
>>683840677
Kill yourself
>>683840571
The funniest part is I have stepped out of the conversation. This bitch actually thought I was still replying.
Either you guys are really good at this, or niggerina is just straight retarded.
raped a girl when i was in university
>>683837352
Anon you're absolutely destroying your health by doing this. You might feel invincible now but later in life your body is going to feel like shit 24/7 if you keep doing this and thats going to suck. Try to stop doing this as soon as you can and get on a healthier track.
As for the molestation stuff I hear you there. It sucks wanting to see that resolved but knowing if its brought up your life will be ruined. And at the same time you wonder if your sister even knows it happened.
>>683840827
I raped a university when I was in a girl
>>683840780
Nah
>>683836180
Me too. Except some parts of her body hadn't decayed as much and were still dark purple.
>>683841170
Dude that's fucking disgusting, and I'm not even racist
>>683827142
She is a slut
>>683832176
She is now.
>>683840677
Why?
>>683824889
I watched this guy jerk it in his window before he realized i was watching.
>>683841760
Just wanted to know how it felt to have sex
>>683826076
She's never just turned around and caught you?
My cousins forced me to fuck my older cousin when I was 7 and she was 13, we still fuck all the time.
I regularly fuck 3 older ladies for their social security checks. It started with one. They live in a retirement community. I was at her condo installing a new router. I was in her bedroom sitting on her bed and she made a comment about it was nice to have a man in her bed. I took a chance and and said I do all kind of things for a paycheck. She was embarrassed but laughed. I get a call from her a week later asking me to come back over to fix her wifi. Once I was over there she asked if I was serious. She told me she was independently wealthy and she didn't even need her social security check.. Next thing I know I am getting a blow job. Then I fucked her. It actually wasn't that bad. Nice bit of cash. Her friends are not as regular but they call very once in awhile. I even help all of them with odd jobs. Things they need. I'm full service so to speak. I live in Tampa, Florida.
>>683833493
adhd slut girl or autism slut guy?
>>683840940
Impressive
>>683821828
fucked/was secretly in my ex's life since she started talking to her current boyfriend for a couple years off and on under the assumption that she was coming back. tried to tell her boyfriend but he didn't believe me and she lied to him about it. never exposed her or told anyone because i loved her.
>>683842177
That is awesome dude. Kudos to you.
>>683842105
She hot?
My wife has a problem with fucking other guys, it makes me feel like shit but at the same time its hot when we fuck and i make her tell me what she did. Ill swap videos and pics with the guys and even setup 3somes. I guess im a cuck but i dont even love her anyway. Fuck it.
>>683842705
Been there before anon , feels bad man
>>683835364
She blew dicks
>>683843211
is this a common thing? always fucked me up when i thought about why she did it cause i still don't know
Kissless virgin. Had a relationship for 1 day and then she said she wanted to focus on her education. Want to find a way to kill myself while benefitting society. Planning on traveling to Africa and trying to ambush poachers. Hoping to take 2 with me.
>>683843794
I'm kissiless virgin too, never had a relationship, I'm thinking about killing myself too all the time
Sometimes I let Jordan lick my bumhole
My testicles atrophied suddenly just over a year ago.
Overnight I went from feeling healthy and fine, full of energy - to no libido at all, and fatigued all the time - where I'm nearly falling asleep sitting up at 6pm.
Been to 8 or so specialists, half a dozen regular doctors. MRI of the brain, ecography of scrotum and abdomen, half a dozen blood tests, a lot to manual checks of my balls.
No diagnosis, no treatment.
My life is ruined. My emotions became fucked too, since the endocrine system became imbalanced.
Doctors don't care, just go through the motions and don't have a clue.
The most useful information came from a dude on this site last September, but he had just a throwaway kik - didn't hear from him since then. He was a normal doctor.
>>683843754
I guess so anon, shit sucks though, guess I was dumb about it to, never trust long distant relationships, just seems to end bad.
>>683844192
>>683843794
How old are the both of you and if you kill yourself take one of the presidential candidates with you
>>683844192
Wanna go to Africa?
>>683844483
As long as it's not Trump
>>683844483
How about all of them? Literally be hitting the refresh button
>>683844483
I'm 21, I don't live in the US so I can't kill Bernie, I wish I could tho
>>683844192
>>683843794
Why kill yourselves though? All you'd be doing is making it 100% guaranteed that you will die a kissless virgin. Every day brings new opportunities for you.
Heck being a virgin is no big deal anyway. life is far bigger and more interesting than sex.
I am also a virgin.
>>683844490
sounds like a good plan anon
>>683845041
Nah don't listen to this fucking virgin. Kill yourselves
>>683837796
That's the sad part. Self-conscious issue over size of my junk had cockblocked me until I was 20. Too many girls were disappointed after they realised all the flirting led nowhere. But, the frustrations in my early years now made me a magnet for hot, irrational chicks. One even dump her fiancee (that I met once) and got an abortion.
>>683844261
Keep reaching out to people, you'll find something. Maybe even try to contact people going through the same thing.
>>683825635
fuckin cuck
I forgot to put in I turned 28 last week. I don't know how old the women are but at least 65 one is probably closer to 70. Grey pussy hair on all of them lol
>>683845041
Is not only about being virgin, is the feeling of being unwanted, to never experienced loved, to never has the experience to just cuddle, idk
>>683844729
>>683844852
>>683844871
Well if you can make it here kill them all, then say it was ISIS or something
>>683845053
Thanks
>>683845179
Yeah don't listen to me guys I'm a worthless virgin worse than a jewish hitler.
>>683845179
Compassionate as fuck.
>>683825839
how did you meet her?
>>683839559
I fucking loved bacon. Just couldn't say no to waking up bacon breakfast in bed.
>>683845506
Allauh akbar broh allauh akbar
>>683827422
fucking scummy bitch
thrdz dd
>>683845605
Omegle, then we switch to kik
It's not just being a kissless virgin. It's also like that feeling of being so far behind everyone else. I've been waking up and smelling the roses, but I still know that I need to find somebody soon or it's not worth it
>>683846065
This, so fucking true
>>683845592
>he's mad because no one respects a virgin and he knows it
>>683846065
Fuck and kiss an escort.
If you just want the experience, then do it.
