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Cringe thread
>>683717013
>>683717013
all confederates are secret homos.
>>683717013
furfag aside, he's right you know, if you literally get offended by the confederate flag/ union jack you need to kys asap
>>683717455
nice dubs. i'm not offended by it, i just hate america-hating sore losers, is all. same reason i hate neo-nazis. love it or leave it.
>>683718042
Well. That's horrifying. It's like they tried to make the head as creepy as possible.
>>683717193
what's cringe about this ?
>>683718578
presumably the dude wants to know the site so he can sign up and hit on her
>>683718042
Save that poor dog!
>>683718420
jesus
>>683718960
I thought it was more because he was attempting to attribute her cancelled dates to the site, whereas it's just her being a loser
>>683719251
May be a faggot but he has a point
my ex is dating this :(
>>683719629
His make up looks like shit.
>>683719629
although if 15 minutes = incompetent im not sure if 12 mins is much better
>>683719396
congrats, you win.
>>683719831
lol he seems p cool
>>683719396
Is...is that the same same Dan and Phil from youtube? That brings it to a new level of cringe.
>>683719203
Karma bitch.
>>683718042
That is fucking terrifying
>>683720400
actually unironically funny
>>683719251
To be fair he does look great.
>>683719203
>>683719991
and this little piggy cried wah wah wah aaaaaaall the way home.
>>683719831
He's very obviously self aware.
>>683720400
pretty bad but not really cringe
<- check this for god related cringe
>>683719991
GUNT
U
N
T
>>683720815
>i'm supposed to clock in for work
kek
>>683721221
THESE ARE REAL TEARS
>>683721325
>>683721325
ahaha my sides
>>683720746
my fav drinking game.
>>683718214
The Confederate flag isn't anti-American anymore, it's become a symbol of Southern cultural pride, the vast majority of Southerners understand that being Southern means being American as well.
>inb4 you fought against the Union tho
Yea, we did. Since then Southern boys have fought as US soldiers against Mexico, Spain, Germany, Japan and a shit-ton of other countries. We're more loyal to this country than you Yankees at this point.
>>683720413
>>683720413
What a unique snowflake.
>>683721538
U gay
>>683721325
saved!
>>683718042
nightmare fuel
>>683717013
kek
>>683721510
>also nutella
That line, that's the end. I can't stand it.
>>683721844
>>683717646
>my penis wants to say hello to a vagina
Fuck
>>683719694
I still want to see that post's sources.
>>683721844
>>683721538
Cool, I have some OC
>>683718042
Whatthefuck
>>683718700
Stone cold fox right there.
>>683720583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzysxHGZCAU
>>683719831
I'd hang with him
>>683717882
Didn't cringe at all, they were probably childhood friends.
>>683722105
10/10 OC anon. Nice
>>683721782
no u
>>683721844
what is the opposite of cis scum?
>>683721844
WE DO NOT HAVE A COMMON ANCESTOR WITH THAT
>>683722080
It says the username right in the post..
http://lunate.tumblr.com/
>>683722486
>>683722536
Jesus Christ my sides
>>683722486
Being a faggot
>>683722340
Fucking amazing
>>683719251
That's an entertainer, sort of.
He's called Onision
Check his Youtube Channel
He roasts "teenager problems" shit like cutting, bulemia, and the sorts.
Inb4 he's not a complete faggot, he's married I think
>>683722486
>>683721844
THATS A CHICK?!??!
WHAT THE FUUUUUCK
>>683722268
I guess this is true, because middle eastern is considered white?
>>683720400
That is a fantastic fucking filename.
>>683720810
I'VE SEEN THIS FUCKING PICTURE HUNDREDS OF TIMES FOR YEARS NOW AND STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE TRYING TO DO!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>683719496
The fuck is free bleeding
>>683721844
>>683718042
>>683722774
Didn't he abuse his wife?
>>683722486
>that huge shit-eating grin
>>683719251
his make up looks like he sucked off papa smurf.
if your face conjures up those kinds of images in peoples heads, YOU are the incompetent one.
>>683722105
>trying this hard to be funny
>>683722886
Not using a tampon and leaking potentially dangerous bodily fluids everywhere all in the name of feminism.
>>683722917
bretty good
>>683722770
Living the life tbh
>>683719283
my white rage
>>683721538
Adding to the thread in the thread.
>>683717716
This makes me want to kick them in the stomach with steel toe timberland boots again and again...
>>683723113
He got you good, mate.
>>683722960
He's edgy but I'm not so sure
>>683719831
I kinda like the guy. Good looking too
>>683719694
>>683723224
>pro-nouns
get them right
>>683722770
Now there's a man with some dreams.
>>683723230
not the samefag
>>683719934
once and for all faggots
clips from your personal facebook feed do not count. unless theyre like this guy >>683719831
>>683723113
Keep crying
>>683722774
He's a pedo
>>683722886
Feminist who chose to not wear an oppressive tampon or pad will call that "Freebleeding." It's a fucking disgusting bio-hazard but don't dare tell them otherwise.
>>683719991
>fit the waist AND the ankle
jesus christ what the fuck
>>683719396
What the fuck do Dan and Phill even post? All the cringy kids I've met watch them.
>>683722770
>>683721844
I wish she'd got hotter.
Maybe by a couple of thousand degrees.
>>683723510
not even the guy who posted it. its pretty cringy you thought that was even remotely funny
>>683723510
no idea what the fuck is going on but kys
>>683721538
>>Yea, we did. Since then Southern boys have fought as US soldiers against Mexico, Spain, Germany, Japan and a shit-ton of other countries. We're more loyal to this country than you Yankees at this point.
So then why are you flying the flag of the enemy? That's like germans flying the Nazi flag. It was part of their history. It was a time when they were bigoted backwards angry shits. They got their asses handed to them and since joined western culture and became one of the greatest foreign contributors to the success of the nations they once fought. The only ones there who fly the Nazi flag (and get arrested for it) are people who don't believe in what germany has become.
Point being: Confederate flag is a flag of rebellion. You can have your beliefs, but you can't say that you support the confederate concept while also supporting the USA as it stands.
>>683720746
Autism/10
>>683722769
This is why God abandoned us
>>683722896
I'd probably pummel and gape this guy's asshole
>>683722486
She's chin-tacular
>>683717455
Those bitches lost the war, who loses a war and gets to keep their flag? Sherman needs to rise from the dead and march again we kicked the SHIT out of you faggots
>>683717455
You forgot the nazi flag then...
lol butthurt confederates,
>>683724094
>ochinchin-tacular
>>683722960
He cheated on his wife with a 17 year old and then divorced her for said 17 year old. Broke up with the 17 year old and fucked some chick he skyped with. Then returned to the 17 year old and told everybody the other chick was a slut with a smelly vagina. Eventually he broke up with the 17 year old after she became too crazy and married another 17 year old. He was like 26 at the time, now he's like 30.
>>683723902
>>683723725
Cool, I got 2. Mom get the camera.
>>683723480
Nigga that was my first post in the thread. The general consensus is he got your southern ass.
>>683717013
Thats a first,
Wonder if he tells his friends about his fursuit while drinking PBR around the burning cross?
>>683718042
jesus christ, my sides. the look of pure "please put me out of my misery. i beg you." on that poor little dog's face is priceless.
>be me
>be dog
>be small and cute, a pupper anyone could love
>be playing with my brothers and sisters in the pet store window waiting for someone to adopt me
>kind looking man with a brimmed hat picks me out of the whole litter!
>he takes me home
>he lives in his parents basement...
>he has little pony figurines all over the place...
>he wears a fur suit around the house and pretends to be my sister...
>fml.jpg
>mfw
>>683722340
>you want pizzapits??
Every fucking time man
>>683722646
I think >>683722080
meant the statistics backing the statement, of which there are likely none
>>683724185
Don't forget he's a feminist piece of shit
>>683717716
This is someone who is way too bored with their life.
>>683719831
Don't worry then, you've lost absolutely nothing.
This thread makes me hope for thermonuclear war...
10/10
>>683724185
Gotta love Onision. What a faggot.
>>683723075
That's what I was thinking. I could understand if she did what he did to his face and took longer than 15 minutes I'd agree. They're taking longer than you cause they're actually working hard on it.
>>683718960
yeah cus u cant do that on fb
>>683722090
underrated post
>>683724208
Summer treating you well?
>>683719251
This bitch complains about 3 minutes of time?
The fuck, I would drop kick a ho in the cunt if it takes them more than 5...
You need that much makeup than you are already a lost cause...
>>683719831
Good for your ex for trading up
>>683724174
Borrowing from chin Chan
>>683718042
FIXED
>>683719496
Everything about that is fucking horrifying.
>>683717013
As a Southerner I am deeply offended by that fur suit.
>>683724392
>statistics backing the statement, of which there are likely none
Of course it's none, it's Tumblr. They pull these out of their ass.
>>683724745
How great would it be to find out he is fucking tons of whores on the side and she is just too fucking stupid to notice...
>>683724541
This is the son of the navy seals copypasta
>>683720746
They're mocking another video. This one is bad, the original is totally cringe worthy.
>>683717882
What the fuck is an irish nacho?
Fucking muricans.
>>683724885
was there ever nudes?
>please say no
>>please post them
>>683724885
Holy shit, I forgot about chin chan!
>>683722770
I see nothing wrong here
>>683717540
What show is that? Queens blade?
>>683724747
Yea it's great, I even found this rare Pepe lmao Why he's got shoes !!! XD
>>683719396
On my birthday, too. Fuck
>>683725180
A pint 'o guinnes and a shiner on yer woife
>>683720746
New power rangers movie looks like shit
>>683725194
I hope not, I never got that into the chinspiracy
>>683717013
white people. not even once.
>>683717013
The flag doesn't offend me, it's the fur that it does.
>>683719496
I was going to make a comparison to Alice, then I saw the file name. kek.
>>683725194
?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGMS14W4drc
This guys whole channel is a cringe compilation. Brace yourselves.
>>683721510
Wow, that was a whole lot of cringe in a compressed space. I'm not sure what to say. I'm actually impressed.
>>683717013
PAMPERCHU!
I CHOOSE YOU!
>>683718042
>Dog: I CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH, PLEASE READ MY EYES!!
>>683725556
damn shes packing, wtf
>>683723725
>being this pathetic
Your autism is showing
>>683724745
Egoraptor in ten years.
>>683725556
Is it ok if i like this
or should i tastefully crop out the head
>>683720810
like......fuck....
i'd give everything i have (nothing) to have a group of friends irl
>>683719496
Come on, freebleeding? I cringed do hard with this one, good job OP
>>683724026
Haha you forgot to say no homo man hahaha you look totally gay!
>>683725697
I'd fuck those girls
>>683721844
You could eat a hot dinner off that fivehead. Damn. Bitch has 20 terabytes of storage capacity.
>>683722886
It's how pleb girls get negative attention from people that would usually just ignore them.
>>683724339
>be trying this hard to get screenshot/oc
>be so funny for the guys on 4chins mom
>be postn them gifs to show em mfw
Rofl xd xd kek
>>683721538
>>683725697
top zoz, typical chermain household
>>683717646
This guy is a failure on so many levels. That fur suit is really awful.
>>683719831
You think that when he pulls out instead of blowing his load on her ,he does it on the figures.
>>683725232
Anyone?
>>683720810
holy shit I think this is in downtown Dallas, probably at Afest which is an anime convention. There's a hall like this that connects the hotel with other buildings.
>>683719694
except you're not dying for a noble selfless cause. You're dying so you can get your rocks off in women's panties.
>>683725853
True
>>683719831
You used to date that anime doll?
>>683723905
>flag of the enemy
technically, the american flag is the flag of the confederate enemy. faggot. nothing is like the fucking nazis, will you assholes stop comparing shit to them?!
>its exactly like the nazis did in WWII
>acted like a bunch of cunts
>>683720810
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>683724747
You have no idea what season it is. You're the laughing stock of forchinz pleb XD
>>683726040
>5head
>bigger than 4head
>>683724539
Holy fuck i didn't even realise that wad onision. Fucking hate that guy
>>683726178
I really hope so. That would make for a great twist at the end of a porno. She's sucking him off and then as he's about to cum she raises her face and opens her mouth, but he springs up and runs over to is figure shelf and busts a nut on Mugi's head.
>>683725613
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
His tumblr was one cringe compilation. It's too bad he deleted it.
He became infamous for taking the Guerilla warfare meme seriously when somebody posted it. He did a dramatic reading of "the best death thread ever!" I wish I could find the clip, it was so cringey.
>>683726048
be honest, you're the faggot in the creepy-ass dog suit, aren't you?
>>683717306
Which Escapist episode was this?
>>683721538
You realize the Mexican/American War happened before the Civil War, right? A bunch of the famous Civil War generals on both sides fought together in Mexico
>>683720815
emotionally volatile and proud of it.
>>683723905
>Flag of rebellion
The south didn't even rebel. Lincoln abused his power and invaded the south. Ever wonder why there were barley any battles fought in the south?
Why do Neo-Nazis shave their heads?
>>683719283
my white sympathy
>>683718420
My favourite part, even though he tranformed into a Cheetos dragon he still has to wear glasses.
>>683725361
underrated
you have my love
>>683726325
That and most of those deaths are suicides. Once they transition they find they're still unhappy and end up killing themselves.
>>683726048
>>683726844
my dubs speak the truth.
>>683720810
check out the one chick
>>683726958
South were traitors. They deserved to die.
>>683726705
Holy fucking kek.
>>683720413
>>683721620
or genuine mental illness
>>683726958
Lol
"It was the war of northern aggression"
You're a fucking cartoon of retarded southerners
>>683727155
o shit
>>683726958
Learn history. That doesn't even make sense.
>>683725613
Jesus Christ
>>683722023
Is being outrageously offended the new American past time?
How are there so many damaged people in the millennial generation? What happened to them?
>>683726925
>what is the Garza War
>>683717882
That nigga looks like videogamedunkey.
>>683727232
Oh yeah. Let the government teach about how the government's greatest fuck up wasn't their fault.
>>683719283
>white people in the music industry
>white people
>white
>>683726705
>4chan directs a porn movie
>>683726048
>>683727155
and my other dubs confirm it.
>>683724745
So that's where Weird Al has been all this time.
>>683724745
isn't that the guy from Mega64?
>>683722536
this is the single greatest insult
>>683719496
Bet she doesn't even know how to ollie
>>683725613
what
the
fuck
>>683724745
that looks like the guy from mega64
>>683727308
Internet.
>>683722105
It's really amazing the way a butt hurt inferiority complex can span generations. Like holy shit, that took that loss hard.
>>683717455
But anon, i need google
>>683726268
looks like the old bitch from パパのいうことを聞きなさい！
>>683725613
didn't this guy actually get an infection and die?
>>683718578
She makes claims and when he asks about the specifics she dances around it. No traceable proof that she even tried going on dates. She's likely just not even getting dates in the first place
>>683727666
he got some blood disease, not sure if hes dead yet or not satan
>>683722486
So you guys are cringing now that someone is ugly? What are you all 12?
There's ugly people in the world. Get over it.
>>683720444
nice trips
>>683727023
the skinhead thing got started in 1960's England and went on largely unmolested until the 1980's when it came to america and the "neo-nazi" thing got introduced. Skinhead doesnt always equal neo-nazi.
>>683727733
Yes
>>683725613
>>683726736
>>683727297
>>683727571
Here's a vid of him going to the park with his "daddy",
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mat2xztctmg
>>683727666
Cancer actually....but he lived.....which just goes to show that there is no justice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEu7IIe_jI4
>>683727793
follow the links faggot.
>>683723559
So is this actually a movement? Fuck!
>>683727822
shiet
got me
>>683719831
>Tori Nutting
jej
>>683719496
who the fuck is alice
>>683718700
Thatcguy is from my city. He's actually decently well known around our main mall
I actually hung around a bunch of fuckheads who would sing Dixie as if it was something to be proud of. They try to explain that "It was about states rights", but fuck that weak excuse. If they had rebelled for any other reason than "They're taking muh slaves" then I'd give them more credit.
>>683717306
kek
What do Dan and Phill post?
>>683727666
I heard he died from cancer. Unrelated to diapers. There is a connecting between cancer is autism though.
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/13/health/autisms-unexpected-link-to-cancer-gene.html
>>683727666
>>683727754
fuck that's the fourth time I've gotten satan trips today.
>>683728051
Superjail.
this makes me cringe god damn i'm sick of identifying storefronts why can't i get grass or rv's
>>683728356
>satan trips
>tsuaii
my nigga
>>683721852
>>683722090
The same god damn thing went through my head. Fucking love you, /b/ro.
>>683724060
Hey guys, we have his friend code. Can we actually do anything with that or is it really that limited? can we at least spam him with some shit?
>>683727895
>Here's a vid of him going to the park with his "daddy",
this has transcended cringe into the realm of actually making me physically ill. I feel like throwing up.
>but he lived
there is no god
>>683718042
gr8 cringe m8, 8/8
>>683717193
>what site, Vicki?
There's your problem
>>683724026
lost
>>683719251
>>683719396
>comic sans
Thats the real cringe there.
>>683722986
>tf2
yep
some OC
>>683728792
i meant kek not lost
>>683719831
looks like a cool guy, anon
>>683728769
i got that joke
a bit ashamed though
>>683728834
Wouldn't be surprised if that was his intention
>>683724875
You've never been in a relationship have you?
>>683728918
if that is OC you need to start posting your feed. who the fuck friends these fools?
this is a long shot i guess, but i saw a video forever ago (3 years?) with a guy in his underwear, maybe even a diaper but i think just tighty whitieys, and he has no shirt, he has a huge gut, and he's listing off all the things he ate, like chips, pizza, etc. it's some kind of fetish but it makes me cringe.
>>683728836
But comic sans is such a dank meme, anonXDXDXDXDXDXD
>>683727793
she looks like jay leno's love child
so shut the fuck up
>>683728153
I don't know, this? Generic youtuber crap.
>>683725613
Why the fuck would you take a picture of yourself and put it on there?
And i think if you like, boiled the diaper it should be 'sanitary' but... what the fuck. Shit like this is what makes me happy I'm just a masochist. It makes me look normal by comparison.
>>683722774
He's married yeah, she's Laneybot or Laniebot something like that. She's also a lesbian, no joke.
>>683729415
A masochist you say?
>>683722052
It fucking talks! It talks!!
>>683722774
Nah, they weren't married, his GF was bi and she came out to him. So his GF got a GF so it was a love triangle. In the end GF left him for other GF
>>683729326
Gingers who dye their hair black look sooooo fucking stupid.
>>683719251
Is that a Jojo?
some faggot just posted this in a "what's your fetish" thread
>>683728234
>still kickin'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_zAl3AXV-k
>>683729272
yeah idk i work with them and they added me. i dont usually post on /b/ but that status was so AIDS i couldnt help it
>>683729750
actually, there is too much cringe in that thread to list
>>683692752
>>683721844
Son of Leno
>>683722090
fuck dude sides
anybody have the video of the weird dude that has like a lazy eye and missing teeth talking about using black magic to curse his enemies?
>>683720815
>supposed to be going for work
nobody believes that, a presence with God maybe, but a nignog with a job... PFFF yeah right.
>>683729326
Kids watch anything these days
>>683724875
virgin detected
>>683721510
So many groups have co-opted norse mythology/Nordic Culture to represent themselves, and it kinda upsets me because I appreciate Norse Mythology, it's a completely diffrent experience with completely different heroes than Greek or Roman mythologies.
But I'm not a Skinhead or Aryan. I'm not a Feminist/Nazi. And everytime I see these two (opposed but both definitely fascist leaning) groups use it, it spoils it for me a little. The same feminists who claim Valkyries are the ones who claim white people have no culture anywhere. They loath themselves for being white while simultaneously claiming one of the cultural stories of that race. It's doublethink, not the most explicit version, but it's there. They take it, and make it a farce, and ruin it.
I don't care how the Fat Lady sining is dressed like a Valkyrie, the vikings weren't fat, and would consider you a burden, unwilling to fight for the honor of getting into Valhalla.
>>683722770
For him, it was Tuesday.
>>683719694
good, kill 'em all
>>683724962
FUCKIN KEK
>>683729615
>>683729458
They were married and they actually got back together. She's also "non-binary" or some stupid tumblr shit. He's been in an even bitchier mood than usual though, I don't think they're going to last much longer. Ever since she started "transitioning" he's been on edge.
This is what happens when you marry teenagers. They aren't grown up enough to know what they want.
>>683724962
>>683721325
>heaviry
>>683721319
with his hands up, with his mother watching, while he robs a liquor store?
You guys ever seen this shit?
>>683722769
>fuq
>>683730245
>>683720746
>One punch man fan base
>>683720810
>dudes arm completely covered in duct tape
Life is a futile and meaningless game where literally whatever you do, you're just chasing a neurochemical reward in your brain. It doesn't matter how materialistic or spiritual you are, it's all the same, just neurons firing gratification patterns in your head.
By merely existing you are imposing suffering and death upon other sentient beings and yourself, it doesn't matter how vegan or ethical you are, your very existence creates carnage around you. And you will also ultimately suffer and die no matter who you are or what you do in this life.
There won't be any lost loved ones or god(s) waiting for you on the other side of death either, all religion and promises of an afterlife is just the neurotic fantasy of petty doomed beings desperately trying justify their meaningless existence.
The universe and all life in has no intrinsic meaning and the only guarantee you have as a sentient being is that your very brief existence will be replaced by the eternal void of no awareness after your bodily functions cease.
>>683727177
you wanna elaborate on that genius?
>>683726522
Except the Confederacy lost. Therefore their flag is that of the enemy.
>>683726958
The Battle of Fort Sumter not only disagrees with you, it shits on your whole "theory."
