Celeb waifu thread. Claim you'res.
>>683679540
disgusting.
shoehorned specifically non-attractive white female into a multicultural movie.
name a more attractive woman than Marina
>protip: you can't
>>683679540
For an electrician you dont math so good
Why is Marina so perfect?
I'm going to marry Alison!
>>683679897
>>683680030
>oh look the Marina/selena shitpost/spammer is still awake....
TOP FUCKING KEK
claimed
>>683680030
is that a fucking bush under her armpit?
>>683680226
In a waifu claim thread
>mfw
>>683680197
haha i knew selena/marina spammer was that guy lol and knew he would go and make a new thread and start spamming again....fuck me he really is a NEET faggot lol
check em
>>683680358
looks like a trannie
>>683680424
failed...just like your life
>>683680475
how does this look like a trannie?
claiming the queen of /b/ chloe
>>683680131
sup dave
>>683680649
no traps pls
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
>>683680736
Chloe looks like shit compared to Marina
Come one come all... see Natalie Portman... a woman b/ could only ever dream about laying down to at night... I hate to see the freak show b/ has to nestle up to every night... haha... I bet your girl has bad gas whenever you're around her...
>>683680591
how does it NOT look like a trannie lol
silly faggo
All mine
>>683680859
she's the most attractive 30 year old there so fuck off
>>683680867
fuck you
>chloe dont look like a 60 year old russian hooker like your ugly waifu
kek
>>683681022
are you talking to me? Marina is 30 and she looks great so shut the fuck up also Chloe is nigger
emma claimed
>>683681258
is it cold out Emma?
>>683681224
she look like 50 you fucktard
Oh look the Marina/selena spammed is back spamming his ugly old bitch again lol
any luck curing your autism yet?
>>683681277
I love you but I don't enjoy the pattinson pics anymore :(
>>683681181
get that Indian piece of shit out of this thread
>>683681258
A cup feminist piece of shit
>>683681373
No, she looks 30
>>683681400
atleast i'm not spamming a fucking board
>>683681224
everytime you fap to her you hear this song playing....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpIkSeUmzrs
>>683681608
Marina is not a fucking Grandma, all those picture where she looks old are just bad angle/lighting so fuck off this is what she looks like, it's her twitter profile picture
>>683681558
you mean the younger more successful and prettier artist?
>>683681558
The fact that she has tits doesn't change that she looks like a 50yr old dyke
>>683681470
Why not qt?
>>683681558
come back when your saggy titted grandma has won as many grammys as taylor and is as rich as lol
>>683681841
Nice one anon, but Marina is more succesfull and prettier
>>683681908
Look at her face, she's beautfull
>>683682111
She almost won a britaward + she has a networth of 3 million
>>683681786
>Marina is not a fucking Grandma, all those picture where she looks old are just bad angle/lighting so fuck off this is what she looks like, it's her twitter profile picture
well at least she used photoshop to make herself look younger in her twitter pic lol
>>683682285
pretty sure it has something to do with the smilling, here is a recent picture of her where she's not smiling and she looks young
>>683681951
It's just waifu bullying.
>>683682268
Yeh, i can see why you think she is so beautiful, just look at her
>>683682507
Don't you want me?
almost all celeb threads i have been in have been derailed by that faggot who spams this ugly bitch
>>683680812
>probably thinks The Ramones is a clothing brand like Abercrombie
>>683682268
damn ...taylors only won 258 major awards and is worth 80 million ...
ITT: People who got here after 2010
>>683682613
Fuck you
Kat Dennings is perma-claimed
>>683682709
We are not roleplaying are we? We are talking as anons here, yes?
I mean it's not like I can stop you or anything but it does make me feel bad nowadays.
I still like you though.
>>683682640
So angry b/... Why? Just cuz such a treasure is beyond your reach...
>>683682843
oh look its a /tv/ pedo spammer
>>683682860
cheap Marina and the Diamonds rip off
>>683682268
>Veiny old tranny
>beautiful
>makes almost as much money as you do in a year
Go suck a veiny dick
>>683682843
I would like to post maddie, but I got banned the last time I did
>i like you
>>683683102
Psh, nigga plz
>>683683089
oh look, it's a moral faggot from chlomo chan who didn't drop Chloe when she started getting fake and ugly
>>683682844
Marina in 5 years
>>683683023
>We are not roleplaying are we?
Maybe.
>>683683181
that movie was fucked up
>>683683028
If I was as ugly as you b/shits I would be depressed beyond measure too... don't hurt your hand when looking at Natalie...
she know what she doing
>>683683450
>>683683316
kek
>>683683444
>...
>...
Learning disability or homosexuality detected.
cara is mine
>>683683375
no like?
>>683683495
Give me dat fucking ass
>>683683627
she is already claimed retard
>>683683690
>autism
You should feel embarrassed.
>>683680226
Fucking this
Why can't this faggot just an hero already
>>683683261
once that bitch is 30 she'll look like shit, mark my fucking words
>>683683116
fuck off
Rachel Cook , mine !
>>683683444
Yuck... can just imagine the fat girl you're forced to sit next to... that pile of vagoo that makes your tongue fall off and your hands freeze..
Sunshine
Claimin'
>>683683839
>once that bitch is 30 she'll look like shit, mark my fucking words
you mean in a month?
>>683683860
Seriously, are you a homo or a teenage girl. I can't tell.
Claimed
>>683680131
best choice on here.
Claiming Emily. She will provide me with beautiful babies
>>683683860
What roll of fat does your wife like you to fuck rub at night b/... look at this pristine beauty, no fattie here
>>683683955
attempt to steal
Vote!!!!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181407
Stroke me mommy.
>>683679540
claimed
>>683684192
well played sir, attempting to recuperate
>>683679540
Casey. She knows how to party and won't let kids get in the way.
>>683683340
There's another skyfag, I think he's into roleplaying.
>>683684243
where the fuck is Marina?
>>683684243
They're both for closet fags. One has a body like a board and the other has the face of a 12 yo boy.
>>683684450
Excellent choice.
>>683684189
You wife's cunt is so fat and ugly you stick it in just so her squealing wretched voice can get off your case... Welcome to Paradise!
>>683684517
Selena beat Taylor's ass so lets see how good Emma does against Taylor.
Black Widowfu
>>683680030
if that's what her armpit looks like then i don't even want to know what her pussy looks like
>>683684189
wut?
>>683683839
>>683684106
OK guys listen up
iv made a poll about the selena/marina spammer lets see if we can figure out whats wrong with him!!!!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
>>683684422
Dubs again.. I shouldn't have tried
>>683684480
You make me sad.
remember when these threads actually had quality, instead it's being overrun by that marinafag and skyfag.
>>683684498
here
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
>>683684647
You're just as annoying.
>>683684647
You really need to get a hobby, kid. Go outside. Make some friends. You don't have to live in fear.
>>683684480
im not into rp, i just like fapping to her feet
>>683684614
>only by using proxies and spamming the poll in the /hr/ selena thread
kek
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
Claiming
>>683684807
I think I mean a different guy, anon.
>>683684647
>all the answers are valid
>>683684904
You mad Taylor lost?
>>683684581
B/'s probably wondering how lucky do you have to be to get a girl like this...
>>683683181
Mah nigga
>>683684647
the fact that you made this and still belive that i'm also a Selena Spammer proves that you have less life than me
>>683684797
>You don't have to live in fear.
Was that a Marina and the Diamonds reference?
>>683684774
>>683684797
>so mad he replied twice ...with his phone and his computer
KEK
nice try selena/marina fag
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
These threads are pure garbage. I'm out.
>>683685092
Emmafags confirmed for most pathetic and annoying.
>>683685092
none of those were me you fucktard
>>683685213
nobodycares.webm
>>683685297
I do care.
>>683685076
Her new album layout
>>683685076
>Was that a Marina and the Diamonds reference?
No. I don't know who you're posting or what you're referencing. I just don't want you to wake up one day and realize you never really lived.
>>683684996
>>683685076
oh look selena suddenly appears.....thats because its you and you are both the same person lol....everyone knows this
how pathethic
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
thanks to the other guys who have voted...with your help and support maybe this guy can realise that he needs help..
>>683679540
I've seen people fuck up your in a dozen and one ways, but never you'res. Congratulations
>>683685265
Then maybe stop spamming Marina pictures?
>>683685452
Strike that. I actually don't care.
>>683685405
Hello, Rebbeccanon. Why haven't you died of aids yet?
>>683685469
fuck you
>>683685505
jesus how old are you? you massively retarded
>>683685391
>you will never suck on all of Sky's toes at once
what a shame
>>683685559
GUYS HELP HES PRETENDING TO BE ME I PROMISE YOU ANON I CARE THAT YOU LEFT THE THREAD
>>683685505
>....
>...
Learning disabled.
>>683681801
>>683685405
>marina
isn't this Rebecca Black?
Is your troll attempt this blatant?
>>683685242
>>683685265
calm down NEET
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
>>683685391
Does she even shave?
>>683685710
>it's everyone else who's spazzing out, not me
No wonder you had to sit at the loser table in high school lunch.
>>683685694
he's just trying to piss me off because he thinks rebecca looks like Marina but in reality he NEEDS TO GET HIS EYES CHECKED
>>683685710
Do you realize that you're the most autistic loser in this thread?
>>683685612
>>683685678
>says the 20 year old NEET that lives in his moms basement, too afraid to go outside and still a virgin.
kek
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
Amanda Bynes
>>683685990
please stop accusing random people to be me jesus christ you're autism level is too high
>>683685768
>>683686125
Wow marina looks hot in these pics !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>683685859
>me on the left
>>683686395
>implying you're not him
>>683679897
ez win ez life
>>683685859
>>683685985
>Lives at home with his parents
>Dropped out of school
>Uneducated
>Suffers from social phobia and other mental illnesses
>Spends up to 8 hours a day spamming celeb threads with selena and marina
>Still a virgin
>300 lbs+
>Calls other people Autistic and losers
TOP FUCKING KEK
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
>>683686686
i'm almost positive most of those also apply to you
Such a sweet innocent wonderful looking girl... Vanessa Hudgens
STOP IT GUYS, YOU'RE RUINING THE WAIFU THREAD
>>683685798
Virgin detected
>>683686160
calm down selena/marina spammer ...>>683686395 seams that everyone in the thread is voting about you lol
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
>>683686686
fuck you anon, i am not spamming Selena
>>683686852
kek
Honestly, maybe we should all take a step back and realize what these threads are about.
All these waifu wars .. just unnessacery bloodshed.
Lucy from Xena times <3
>>683686881
Oh my... she burst her bubble...
>>683686998
>...
>seams
Learning disabled.
>>683687030
I will stop once everyone accepts that Marina is the hottest and most talented female
>>683685612
perfect body, gigantic tits
>but i like marina though, why are ppl posting her now though?
>>683686976
>implying hairy hands and feet are sexy
Do you have eyes?
>>683686852
nah selena/marina fag admitted all this yesterday when he was having an autistic melt down..he even admitted abusing a 13 year old girl
>>683687155
Such a whore.
>>683687241
man, Emma would be an 11/10 if she had green eyes.
>>683686881
>>683687124
>spic
no thanks
>>683686686
The twist ending
He's a no life neet that lives in his mommys basement WITH severe undiagnosed autism
>>683680130
because she isn't.
well duh
>>683687150
Ok everyone accepts that marina is the hottest and most talented female
>>683687241
why is that little dude wearing a dress?
>>683687124
I have watched this a few times and I still don't understand what's she saying here... O' well, I trust in you Vanessa...
>>683687241
glass houses, stones, etc.
>>683687304
I think you mean beautiful, Russian goddess.
>>683687150
>65
fucking hell killtraine yourself
>>683687304
have you seen her apartment building in Novosibirsk? She lives in total poverty. Someone needs to give her a shot in the USA.
>>683687009
yes, yes you are and by this poll everyone else agree's
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
>>683687149
you know when you lost, when you have to resort to correcting peoples grammar, thanks for admitting defeat, faggot.
>>683687228
Fuz, virgin.
Not all women wax everything like in your mom's Victoria's Secret catalogs
>>683687449
How many different people are you going to pretend to be in this thread?
>>683682911
I cant stop laughing at this pic.
Fukn conehead
>>683687643
>agree's
Learning disabled.
>>683687650
>>683687449
Here's her interview... enjoy...
>>683687644
>be me
>own house
>have a gf
>lost virginity with 16
What about you fat fag? Any archievements? No? Tissue?
>>683687644
Low Personal Standards: The Post
>>683687311
true
>>683687368
damn i should of added that one!
>>683687427
>why am i not in a trap thread fapping to bailey jay
FTFY
>>683687456
haven't you got to be up early for your so called 100k a year job?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
>>683687744
autism enabled
Sometimes I wish like we could be like the anime waifu threads.
>>683687311
12 if she had tits
>>683687405
I don't sleep well...
>>683688081
>i
Learning disabled.
I claim the mind, body, and soul of this dumb cunt. she is my fucktoy, to give up her ass to me whenever I order her too.She is not allowed to touch my dick when sucking it, only hands-free blowjobs. No condoms either. And if I bring home other men to fuck her, she will obediently nod her head submissively and fuck whoever and whatever I command her to. I will cum in her mouth and vagina and asshole at least once a day to remind her that she is my property. Not a human, but a property of mine, to be used solely for my pleasure
Bam! Scarlett Johansson out of nowhere...
>>683688187
Laying low
>>683688136
Explain, never was in one involved. But probably all kind and praise other waifu's don't they?
>>683688342
>image.jpg
>iPhaggot
>picks a linebacker
Figures.
>>683687978
>six figures
>married
>no kids
>2 houses
>2nd sexual experience was MFF at 17
Girls with fix on their arms are freaks. It's hormonal. You're missing out.
>>683688136
Sometimes I wish I could see the IP of every post in a thread and being able to see through the webcams of posters
but then I remember it would actually be real fucking depressing
>>683688402
I only peeked for a second but they seemed like one happy family.
>>683688216
>>683687744
>>683687149
>>683685678
>Selena/Marina fag is absolutely fuming
Well done Emma fag, At least he has stopped posting his ugly as fuck waifu.
>>683688367
Never keeping up Never letting go
>>683688039
My wife is kind of a bombshell. Solid 8/10 6 years younger than me
>>683688473
>>married
lol retard detected
she's even whipped him so bad he thinks it's natural for women not to shave everything for their man
sad
>>683688342
Can I get in on this anon?
>>683688510
Well, I was too late to claim Dove. Fuck me. Still don't spam a waifu like this Marina fag.
Allah Akbar
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
>>683688726
Sure thing, sweetie. We all believe you. Get her to show us her tits or you're just another lying virgin child.
>>683688629
Scarlett Johansson is not impressed with all the feeble fisters in this thread...
>>683688730
>implying she's got a hair on her body
>>683688216
Get to work
You have to go 1043 hours of overtime this year to make $100,000
>>683688473
>implying marriage is a good thing
The 2 houses is pushing it a bit
>>683689066
no one cares about a jews opinions
>>683689092
>implying she's a dolphin
>>683689166
Did you come from a poor family? Is that why you're fixated on pretending you have money?
>>683689012
Google "tits" faggot.
>>683689391
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
>>683689181
Beach cottage. 1000 sq feet. It counts though.
>>683689066
How dare you think you could possess me...
>>683689233
I'd fuck a dolphin.
>>683689590
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
>>683689590
Sitting here waiting for a real man to encapsulate my desires...
>>683684909
Great choice
>>683689438
>can't prove anything
You're in a bit of a catch .22, aren't you, friendo? Either you can't post tits because you don't have a woman or you do have a woman but you're so pathetically whipped she doesn't do what you tell her.
>>683689822
>sitting here shiposting because i ran out of marina pics to spam with
FTFY
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409
>>683680746
>>683684480
Sup Skybros.
>>683689879
Maybe he doesn't care about some random guy from 4chan enough to post his wifes tits on the internet.
>marina fag stops posting
>thread improves
wow what do you know
>>683689970
I hate you soo much skydburns
>>683690044
Maybe he should've stuck to browsing facebook instead of rolling with the big dogs, brah.
>>683690056
He's still here>>683689970
>>683690162
bait
>>683690115
Why? She's cute.
>>683689714
Ryry still mine
>>683690056
Mommy caught him after 8pm
>>683690187
>>683690223
i want to suck your dick dude
>>683690056
IKR
>>683690223
she's not cute. your waifus are forced memes at this point. kill yourself tbh fam
>>683690288
Well that's nice but no thank you
>>683690310
ayy lmao
>>683690289
Fuck off back to chlomo chan.
>>683689879
"Hey, can I put naked photos of you, on the Internet? You're my wife you have to say yes. Don't worry, it's just 4chan."
>>683690310
This
>>683690418
come on, when's the last time you got sone good head?
>>683690162
>instead of rolling with the big dogs
>>683690310
>>683690495
Come on anon be pleasant now!
>>683690443
>can I
That's where your scenario fails. It's not a question when you're an actual man.
Back off bitches. This one's mine!
>>683690418
>sky10
>marina31
>.jpg
You schould rename your files. too abvious that you are the Marina fag
>marina fag stops posting
>a wild sky fag appears
This is not a coincidence
>no one picked masie...ALL MINE!!
>>683690757
>image.jpg
Gay.
>>683690757
I'm taking Chloë. Don't ask questions.
grimes is mine
>>683690722
>>683690750
My skybro isn't posting marina. No way. The marina poster left long before he came. Stop samefagging btw
>>683690882
How young a Chloe would you fuck?
can we stop fighting and just enjoy our waifus
>>683690882
no dubs no chlo
>>683690636
Another virgin detected
Th-Th-Thats all folks...
>>683691006
your waifu a shit
