Daily reminder that my 18 year old soft cock is bigger than yours is hard. Jelly? ;)
>>683610236
No. I'd rather not push rope.
>>683610236
why do you shave clean? looks weird bro you aint in a porno
shouldn't you be getting ready for school?
>>683610236
a big dick cant cure an ugly face. am so sorry op
>>683610236
please op tell me how many ass you will fuck
>>683610474
>implying
>>683610474
>ugly
Haha sure bro :^)
haha, such an ugly bastard xD
>>683610236
that's called a half chub you ignorant pizza shit. also not that impressed seeing as being that beta almost requires that you never get laid.
>>683610474
Milans thinks that it also can't cure his faggotry.
>>683610642
kek look so autistic
>>683610642
i aint your bro buddie.
>>683610642
watch out OP! there are two GIANT centipedes above your eyes!!
hoping you take an arrow to the knee
>>683610743
No, pic related is a half chub.
>>683610642
never seen such a beta fedora cucktard since the guy who posted his name and his naked picture on /b/
>>683610642
2 wilfred brimley mustaches above them eyes say you are one ugly mother.
>>683610474
please show your face mr. beautiful :)
>>683610907
kek so gay
>>683610236
>Daily reminder that my 18 year old soft cock is bigger than yours is hard. Jelly? ;)
>soft cock
>implying cock in picture isn't in a turgid state
>implying cock in picture actually gets larger/longer
>implying
>>683610907
okay maybe that's a little bigger. still not that impressed. full chub or gtfo
>>683610907
basically your dick doesn't grow, lol
It's scientific fact that "showers" (males with full length flaccid penises) actually get smaller when they get hard.
So no, I'm not jealous.
>>683610907
>Shitty phone
>Pleb-like surroundings
>Caterpillars for eyebrows
>Baby face
>Average cock
Yea sure OP I'm super jelly
>>683611097
>showers get smaller when they get hard
nigger what?
>>683610236
If not bait. Why are you showing your cerk to a load of guy? Lel
>>683610236
Yeah, I don't care. The only time I'd care about someone else's dick was if it was entering me.
>>683610988
ok.
>>683611154
Showers: Show-ers
OP, do you have a nice, tight little hole?
and how would you like to meet a nice older man?
>>683610236
please op, im serious, why do you do this? why are you so retarded? why dont you kill yourself instead of posting your dumb-teenager-gay-pics?
you look like a girl and skinny fag
i´m fuck you
>>683611097
>>683611094
>>683611148
From 6" soft to 8.5" hard, yea really small cock :)
>>683610767
>>683610737
>>683610956
Yup I'm ugly as fuck. Pic related confirms it
>>683611257
ahh okay
>>683610236
You'd make a decent trap OP.
>>683611322
looks like a freaking sociopath
>>683611322
justin bieber called, he wants his everything back. kek
XD
Why are all you fags so scared of admitting he has a big cock and is decent looking?
Well done /b/ro. Welcome to the club.
>>683611322
You literally look like Miley Cyrus
>>683610236
indeed but such a shame its wasted for your dad's ass
>>683611322
Are you gay?
>>683611322
you look like a woman.
>>683611322
You got some measurement pics to back that up?
No?
It's scientific fact that show-ers get smaller, so nice try fam.
I rest my case.
>>683611492
cuz i'm not gay and don't like telling other dudes that their cock looks good?? something about that screams homo
>>683611492
>calls him a /b/ro
>>683611503
^
kek
>>683611012
this nigga right here.
>>683611492
why dont you just kiss already?
>>683611569
>Wow I bet Ill get him to send nude pics with this clever response
>>683611571
Never played sports then either I guess.
Post more nudes senpai, preferably of ass
>>683610236
Actually that's not anything special. Some dicks retain their size when flaccid.
Some even get smaller as they are filled with blood.
On a similar note, yeah that is bigger than mine.
Ahh but I'm wasting my time, this is just one of them, "Hey look guize! I have a big dick!" thread.
Let me guess, you can also tie your shoes? Good job have a happy sticker.
>>683611687
A little homophobic mate? Something you need to come out of the closet for?
>>683610236
>daily reminder I fucked your mom
>daily reminder I am your father
You're grounded
op is skinny fag and compensates his shitty personality and female looking style with his dick. you have problems with yourself dude
i bet you cant even hold a relationship for more than 3 months. It's very sad that you have to push your self confidence on /b"
>>683611699
I don't give a shit about seeing more nudes of this faggot, but if he's gonna try to claim length without proof, why would I believe him?
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Stupid nigger.
>>683611322
op is this you?
Levino Valdemar Enoch Tvarnø
>>683611816
>autistic works of fiction
>>683611707
nope. i prefer to leave the male ass slapping and nut grabbing to the faggerinos on the downlow.
>vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8icIgtdKkdA
>also you groove you lose
>>683611421
Came here to say this
Easy dox. Also why don't you have you parents friended on facebook? That's not nice OP.
>>683610236
You're a shower not a grower, so what. I go from 3.5 inches soft to 8 inches hard.
Seriously in reality a grower is more impressive to girls. Like yeah whores will like the shower to show off to her friends. But a grower like mine is usually best. The look on the face when they watch it grow and get rock hard. Priceless
Someone crop his face and find his Facebook, let's show his mom his penis.
https://badoo.com/en/0389513250/photos/
Time to pull the trigger lads!
>>683611097
>>683610236
You'd cut your dick off with a hammer to be me.
>>683610236
That is not soft fagot, that is as hard you can get it.
>>683610236
Show feet!!
>>683610236
The radiator is halfway up your body, are you 5ft tall?
>>683611785
of cause. dont make me beat your ass and suck ya dick homeboi
This is now a dox OP thread
>>683611322
I am 6ft2in chubby af small 4.5inch hard penis.. i am not that good looking but my girlfriend is hot as fuck she doesn't mind my body she likes me for my attitude and my humour. Without a personality you are nothing. And judging on your bragging up on this god forsaken board you are probably a little shit and you will die alone.. have a good one champ.
why the actual fuck is still everyone giving fucks about dick size in 2016 ? Everyone knows what average size and a blood and a flesh penis is.
most girls prefer average or maybe slightly above average dicks and even if you have a huge dick you still can suck more in bed than a dude with a mini weener. also you cant have sex with everyone with a really big dick and sometimes you cant even get it all in.
sry for bad english but i love memes
>>683612045
Seems like a desperate beta cuck
Nice cock, let's see your ass
>>683611854
It's time to destroy him <3
>>683612045
capyposta? do we need timestamp now? am ashamed..
>>683611919
post it then nigger
>>683612045
No, it's some fag posing as Levino.
>>683610236
Daily reminder that you're a faggot for showing dudes your dick. Cuck? ;)
>>683612200
Sure op whatever you say
>>683610236
the everpresent faganon here,
i think the boys are teeing up, itll get mean soon
but that aside, its real impressive until your cock has a colorshift, perhaps you are poor and have a garbage cam, thats still fine.
but you look like a rabbit fought a panther and took a selfie
thats another disadvantage.
youre also 18 so youre a dummy, so i gotta account for that
also, im hanging near my knee, so go cry, if your gimmick is size, you are among larger fish
but from fish to fish, thats the worst gimmick to have
my most laid is being a humanthe dick thing only pulls facebook sluts im scared of (take a pic at a bar and you see shit at my calf)
tldr
get better at human also youre the ugliest man ive ever seen on a brag thread,
brace up, my friends are much more savage
i tried to be kind
When you bottom do you scream like a girl? Can you deep throat a shorter but thicker dick?
>>683612104
aww shit this faggot is from my place? fucking bøss
>>683611322
lol fgt
Pic of it hard?
>>683611907
meant to post the remix. but the OG is good too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA_S9KMC8yc
>rule remains the same
>>683612104
is it confirmed him?
>>683612331
No timestamp = no Levino
>>683610236
> Is this the birth of the next eliot rodgers ?
facebook dot com slash Levino1
>>683612125
Well 4chan is a host of many types of people.
Some of them are just like this, not even troll, seriously like this.
Funny thing is, in my own conclusion, people who brag about their size online are most likely not getting any.
"I-i'm valid guys! I'm not getting pussy but I'll show you how big it is! J-jelous??"
This many faggots replying with no timestamp
>>683612666
Whatever you say Satan.
>>683612654
we have no timestamp whatsoever so i'd say no.
>>683610236
UHHHHH...YOU JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF YOU TWINK. IT'S NOT THAT BIG, PLUS WHEN HAVE YOU FUCKED YOUR MOMMY SOFT? HARD IS WHAT COUNTS TWINK BITCH.
>>683612666
checked.
>>683612718
People just get too carried away nowadays
>>683612916
we get excited by big dicks. ugh full homo
Guys you're giving him what he wants by debating around his cock
Let this fuccboi be, he has a manlet face that won't interrest any girl past 20
>>683610236
jelly? jesus i pity you. Very few women can handle my 8". Your thing looks like it'd be 12" hard. No women can handle that shit. You might as well have an elephant truck growing out of your crotch.
>>683610236
Nope.
Mostly because from the looks of things you couldn't get hard if you injected synthol into your dick.
Having a big floppy dick you could never satisfy any woman with is worse than having a dick that's 6" long, but ready to go at any time.
Also, enjoy all the fat chicks who only want to fuck you because you can penetrate the layers of fat to get to their sticky dead fish center.
>>683610236
please go be insecure and look for confirmation somewhere else.
>>683610236
thats like an 80% erection faggot
also you are probably gay
>>683610236
i doubt your soft micro penor is over 8 inches soft
>>683613130
IS THIS THE ONLY GUY HERE WITH A PENIS? HOW COME NOBODY ELSE NOTICES THIS GUY JUST FINISHED FUCKING HIS MOTHER? SAME TRICK JUSTIN BEIBER PULLED ON HIS "DICK PIC".
When you bottom do you scream like a girl? Can you deep throat a shorter but thicker dick? Let's see that little ass, that's where you have to be the most comfortable to post as you have
>>683613025
And this.
So much this.
Women who say they want a man with a giant dick are often size queens for one of two reasons:
1. She's been fucked routinely by dildos the size of a Stanley thermos and when guys go down on her, they can hear the sound of the ocean.
2. They're fat, or looking to get super fat in the future once they snare some guy who is financially capable of feeding their nascent eating disorder, has a low enough self-esteem that they have to post pics of their dick online photoshopped, and have a dick big enough to penetrate the extra 100lbs or so.
Also, has nobody asked this faggot for a timestamp? Why not?
>>683613219
DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY FAT ASS. IT'S A LARGE PENIS YOU GOOF,NOT AS BIG AS HE'S LETTING ON BUT NONETHELESS BIGGER THAN YOUR 2"
>>683613384
What, that there's a penis pump in the background on all of these?
And there's a line showing where the dick extension connects?
>>683613445
WHAT WOMEN SAY THIS? THE GAY MEN PRETENDING TO BE WOMEN ONLINE?
GET THE FUCK OUT IN THE REAL WORLD YOU DUMB FUCK.
A LARGE PENIS IS NICE TO LOOK AT BUT MOST WOMEN WINCE IN PAIN AFTER 10 THRUST YOU DUMB FUCK.
GET OUT THEIR SON BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
YOU YOUNG FAT FUCKS ARE SO FUCKING DUMB IT'S CRINGE WORTHY.
>>683612654
Its confirmed the guy from the pictures. But we don't know it this guy is actually OP. Let's fuck with him anyways though.
>>683613485
Stay mad cuckboi
>>683610236
>Not even the size of a barber pole.
>"""""""Big""""""""
Pick one.
I am disappointed that none of you have found his parents yet, I would do it if I wasn't at work.
OP you have a cute face but your ego is bigger than your dick.
>>683613911
MAD AT WHAT? YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WEIGHS 400POUNDS AND IS JEALOUS OF THIS GUYS PENIS FAT BOY. YOU KNOW ONE DAY YOUR MOM WILL BE TOO OLD TO FUCK YOU AND YOU'LL NEED SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOUR DOG.
>>683614139
Do it you pussy :^)
>>683614344
LOL. YOU GUYS ARE 12 YEAR OLD FUCK BOIS. YOU CAN'T DO SHIT TO HIM YOU WORTHLESS FAGGOTS.
>>683610236
I don't get it, why do people care? /b/ has apparently devolved to a squabbling clusterfuck of hypersexual, narcissistic sociopaths who can't spot bait if their lives depended on it.
And even if this isn't bait, OP is clearly a dumb cuntwipe, no clue why everyone's so bent on insulting him. The world's gonna tear him apart anyways.
Only 2% of the world has 8 inch or more, his cock is obviously almost erects and shooped
he looks petite and has small hands
its not as big as it looks
look at his forearms in comparison
its above average, but not 12 inches, or anything ridiculous
he simply has small hands, small body, decent size penis and uncut makes it look thicker, also the fact that he is so grossly thin makes his pecker look larger too, most of us even non fatties have an inch hidden in there
now OP realize that if you need to show off your pecker to a bunch of random guys online, means you are compensating for something, instead of hitting up girls online, or something along those lines. good luck with whatever insecurity you have
>>683614428
>So calm and collected
>much wow
yer better shut yer trap before I l33t h4x you so harwd >:C
>>683614430
TEAR HIM APART? FROM MOMMY'S BASEMENT YOU FAT FUCKS CAN'T DO JACK.
Here's the thing.
Guys with big dicks only pull girls with big dick fetishes.
Almost all women I know won't do more than experiment with a dick over 8". I'm 8", and I've had five or more women say I'm too big for them after sex. There's no getting around it - if you have a dick like a Costco-sized summer sausage, you are not going to get as much pussy as you would if you had something sized like a bratwurst.
Women don't orgasm from having their cervix pounded like a jackhammer; they orgasm from clitoral and surrounding area stimulation. Other sexual activity can stimulate the pleasure center (anal sex is very common for women) but the reality is having a dick you can beat woodland animals to death with is good for exactly two things:
gay porn and fucking farm animals.
Or fucking fat women who
>have a "thing" for black men. You know. And big guys. Really big guys. With big dicks.
Mostly because they already fucked Dasheleemnearome, got knocked up, fucked Niheklamense, got knocked up, and then fucked their friends and had twins, and now their pussy queefs when they walk unless they wear foundation garments.
Whereas most Asian and white women prefer guys whose dicks are maximum 8", because genetically speaking, the men with smaller penises are both easier to breed with, and have more to offer than just "mah dick".
So good luck to you, gay porn star / future cowfucker / cuckold to black men and supporter of five kids that aren't yours. Your life looks pretty sad from over here.
>>683614430
because im bored and like shitposting
>>683614539
TAKE IT EASY FAT BOY.
>>683611322
>tfw 9 inch hard but 3-4 soft kill me
>>683610236
you're hot post more
Meh, I'm a little jealous
>>683614539
So he's a 4'11" manlet with a 6" dick that's been shooped?
Well, that makes sense.
I suppose if my 6'7", 290lb ass kept the same size dick, but joined the Lollipop Guild, my 8" penis would look like a prehensile tail on the wrong side of my body.
>>683613445
holy shit anon that nigga be slain, stop swinging
you won
>to everyone ITT
>>683614601
This, I'm 7.1", and also enjoy not getting the base of your dick wet and warm via pussy
/thread
>>683614601
I can confirm the too big dick thing
>best way to stimulate my girl is with 1/3 penetration and stimulating the g-spot with my head
>after she cums a few times, i slide in slowly as her cervix area opens up more due to pleasure, i slowly slide my cock in deep and hard, slowly pull out with some faster 1/3 penetrations, go all the way in and chill focus on tits, and hips, when she starts seizing i thrust deep and hard, rub her clit and only go hard for a long time when she begs for it
that usually ends in her feeling sore and regrets it, however she is in a multiple orgasm coma so it wont hit her till she comes to that it hurts.
so if i want to get fucked everyday, i need to only make her cum once or twice and i have to cum then too, but i dont like cumming until she is a total wreck and my personal bitch.
so its a tough one
>>683610236
im jelaous as fuck. i hate when someones soft is bigger then my boner
looks normal size to me
>>683614853
it might be shooped but the rest remains
and yeah your pecker would look huge on his body
>>683615172
sure you are fat fuck.
>>683615296
It's nice knowing there is always somebody to watch me fuck their mothers.
Wonder why the Ancient Greeks saw a large penis as some sort of grotesque deformity in males and in general, undesirable. The psychological progression about length perception is baffling and hilarious at the same time.
>>683614344
Keep the thread alive and when I get home I will.
>>683615481
Will do anon :)
>>683615441
if my mom is the best your fat ass 2" cock can get- ko yourself fattie
>>683610236
My cock is massive and I'll own you with it show me that ass boy
>>683610236
Yet my life is most likely STILL better considering I don't feel the need to post about my only good trait on fucking 4CHAN of all sites to impress autists and make myself feel not worthless. Get your shit together bud.
>>683610236
You definitely have a career in porn, and little else, unfortunately.
>ITT: some mad chick or faggot posts their ex's pictures to try and get /b/ to be their personal army.
>>683615665
Hmmmmmm your mother <3~, It feels good when I slide my not your dick size inside of here and make her moan so HAAAAWRDDD~ OMFG <:3, I just can't even sometimes, but I do, her and your sister also, she gets lonely sometimes, and anything is better than having to listen to you droning on about your:"I'm not going to get the base of my dick wet with pussy, tfw i'm so h0t n shiieeeed.
This shit makes me rub my nipples sideways.
you came back to vent
catharsis
as if you could file it all away
hung in a decent way, cant even pull a roastie
so now we meet here big fish to small fish, and we all laugh, i dont know you as a person but fuck you look gross, aside from that i know you like to come brag about your chubby to 4chan
literally no one gives a fuck, and my boys that do? they forget you in the morning
so we just get to tee up on some bridgedwelling nerd with a girthless dick
nigga, you walked into the wrong house
>>683616093
XDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! RAWR!!! LMAOO
>>683616389
Holy shit, anon. That's fucking art.
>>683616467
stay mad base-doesn't-get-pussy-wet
>>683616560
We need to go deeper. More shitposts.
Dumb faggots, op is baiting and you all bit. Timestamp op, we don't know its you, its probably pics of the guy cucking op.
>>683616704
>>683616705
>Not shitposting yourselves.
Gad dammit the only thing larger than OP's dick is the entire universe, that or his ego.
TIL: THE VAST MAJORITY OF 4CHAN USERS ARE 12 YEAR OLDS WITH SMALL DICKS
>>683610236
No, because I'm gay. I'd bottom you
>>683616925
You're a homo :3
>>683616705
All we know that is a bait. But bait or not. I feel good with my 15 cm latin dick... Can fap, can fuck, can pee, can play with... Meh, is OK for me :)
>>683617717
>Post SpÜrdo
>>683610236
Daily reminder that your a faggot
>>683615181
Love when people lie on the Internet. If a girl is in pain during sex she's just going to leave or she's already cheating on you.
ITT you watched a bbc porn and think you know what happens
>>683617855
>>683618251
>>683610236
Erections must drain the blood away from your brain.
>>683618228
STFU YOU FAT FUCK. 99% OF YOU HERE DON'T EVEN LEAVE THE HOUSE MUCH LESS FUCK ON A REGULAR BASIS.
EVERYTHING HERE ARE DIABETIC DELUSIONS OF FAT FUCKS.
>>683618298
>>683618560
says the guy who is officially overweight
>>683618568
>>683618560
Can you teach me how to stay so calm and collected?
>>683618698
EVERY ONE HERE IS A FAT DIABETIC FUCK
>>683618762
>>683618762
XANAX AND DXM
>>683610236
Here's your daily reminder that I get way more pussy than you with my 7 inch erect cock thank you do with your 16 inch song because women aren't fond of lower abdominal pain during sex. So...good luck with that mandingo. Also, enjoy never being deep throated. It's the most awesome feeling you'll never have.
>>683610474
lol yeah he actually is ugly
and doesn't even know there are different types of penises
>>683612104
Kek
Rip Op
>>683610236
looks pretty average.
also uncut, so disgusting.
>>683618931
>>683619288
Don't start this retarded shit again
>>683610236
you look like a twink, build more mass and come back when you look like a real man, unless you are into emo chicks, they don't mind weak men as long as they are skinny
that's just an average penis in a manlet body
>>683619356
>>683610236
>>683610642
>>683610907
A bit, yeah. But if you have a better ass, then I would be truly jelly
>>683619634
>mfw OP saves pictures of random cocks to post troll threads and probably fap to them
Thanks for making /b/ a little bit worse
>>683610236
>18
>concerned with cock size
You sound like an emotionally and spiritually immature child.
>18
Checks out.
>>683618560
Oi m8 I think on the overweight scale I am. 6'5 245 but you couldn't tell.
>>683620011
>>683610907
yep thread is bait. picture looks photoshopped, see the line around the torso, just above the dick
also, that dick looks like an older guy's
>>683612045
>Hot or Not Score 5.68
kek
>>683618980
Bullshit on two fronts.
Plenty of girls love being in pain during/after sex.
Being deepthroated doesn't feel that good, it's more the fact that you are doing it than the feeling.
>>683610642
You're either gay, or you try way too hard with your looks. Are you wearing makeup?
>>683618228
says the one lying, im the one you were responding too, you dont know me or my gf retard
>>683612104
This isnt him. This guy is really popular wherever the fuck he lives, just search his name. Probably some beta cuck who got ahold of his nudes
>>683610236
Lol, nobody gives a shit. You look like a faggier version of Justin Long and you feel the need to post on /b/ for affirmation. Good luck being happy with all that dick and nothing else to go with it.
>>683618228
did i saying during??
no i said sore after dip shit
im not lying and also never watched bbc porn because im not a cuck,
my gf has no reason to cheat because i satisfy her in more ways she even knew she could, and if she did do something stupid enough to fuck that up she would have to watch me fuck off and fuck other bitches, because im not a pussy cuck.
so chill out faggot
I'm pretty jealous of his dick guys.
My dick is average at best - like 6 inches. I'm not a show-er at all - it's pretty tiny when I'm soft - I hate getting my dick out for the first time. Awful shit.
Wanna know what makes things worse ? I'm 6"5 and about 270 pounds. I'm pretty solid but there is obviously a bit of fat there. Regardless - it makes my 6 inch dick look like a tooth pick.
I would rather be a manlet with an average dick.
I have mad dick envy.
>>683615181
Can confirm. Have slept with many girls who say it would be to painful again, especially asians, their shit is tiny. Always a nice lay though, korean girls get the wettest
>>683610236
You veins are showing, not sure I've ever seen a jock with veins that wasn't mostly hard
>1/10 for making me reply
>>683620872
Whatever you say you baby dicked manlet.
We want a photo fully-hard
>>683620171
>>683611503
Holy shit he actually does. Kekekekek
>>683610236
Nah, you look short as fuck.
>>683614703
Soft doesnt matter. Nice 9 inch monster though. Would send nudes around like a dickhead if I had such a club. Girls like it.
Mines only 6 inch big or 7 when the stars align. But mostly around 6
>>683621182
top kek, you have no reason to believe im any of that
keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better
>>683621669
I was going to comment. Im sure there's a way maths can prove with the height of the radiator that he's actually a manlet
>my hip goes a lot higher than a normal radiator
>>683612110
>6ft2in
>she likes me for my personality
I wish I was taller
tfw 5'9
OP Is an editor at Daily Dak.
[email protected]
Contact them saying OP sent these pictures to whom he thought was a minor. :^)
>>683622832
>Not using a proxy and posting results yourself.
