Ylyl lets go
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ylyl lets go
>>683589443
>>683589466
>>683589345
Technically cringe but, oh well
https://youtu.be/gpBaqc7MAkU
>>683589443
Well played mate.
next post is triple
>>683589345
splice*
>>683589443
i gave enough of a shit about random number coincidences to write this post
>>683590610
Thanks
>>683589443
>>683589466
>>683589466
Sause?
>>683589345
A nigger, a Jew, and a grossly obese Mexican man walk into a gay bar. They approach a cum-gargling faggot with a 2-inch long always-flaccid penis using a laptop at a table covered in HIV-ridden semen.
"You wanna come back to our place?" the nigger asks the faggot "You can toss Mexican friend's rancid herpes-and-shit-covered salad and jerk my Jewish friend's wart-and-pimple-covered penis while I ram my giant unlubed nigger-cock into your gaping oft-fucked asshole."
"Literally nothing in the world would make me happier," says the faggot, removing his fist from his asshole and licking it clean. "But first I need to start a YLYL thread on /b/."
>>683589443
how the fuck did you do that?
>>683592492
quality copypaste
>>683592492
kek
>>683589443
>>683592492
The stool the faggot was sitting on revealed itself to be an even faggier faggot who exclaimed "I must tell this story!"
>>683589443
>>683589466
>>683593161
making jokes about psychopaths in government kek. you must be a socialist retard
>>683593293
Nice comeback, faggot.
>>683593862
Lmao
>>683589428
fucking kek
Did somebody call?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ4pWWTxBuo
Cringe or YLYL? having trouble deciding
>>683594403
>>683589443
That's not nearly as impressive as THIS get.
>>683594403
Why aren't we banning you people?
sally's husband
>>683594766
>giving a heck
>1990+26
>>683589912
thought David Lynch would be taller. huh.
Guys, I've got a new meme fruit
Introducing Mr Memeples! xD
>>683594866
heck off
>>683593220
Fuck that guy I wish he hurry up and die
>>683593862
>car has no background
>in studio
Seems legit
>>683593091
try level: too damn hard
>and too fast
>>683594992
What to heck did you just hecking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the heck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my hecking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, hecker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re hecking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your hecking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re hecking dead, kiddo.
>>683594935
My nigga knows what David Lynch looks like.
>>683593193
Not mentioned: She was offered Violet first, but only in the second half of the play
>>683595208
thank you for still existing old /b/
>>683589443
>>683589466
Abandon thread, it was mediocre while it lasted
>>683593193
Lol I played Santa in a elementary school play just because I was fat
>>683589345
That's iDubbbz isn't it? Boy, has he gain weight since the last video. Looks retarded too.
>>683596499
Dang it bobby
>>683589943
the chick is actually hot
how did that fat fucking speg get such a nice gurl
>>683596499
.. bobby
>>683593220
is this meme supposed to confuse me
>>683596800
parkinson, hes shaking thats the joke
>>683596953
kek
>>683597125
I'd say you were randy bobandy and tell you to fuck off. But I don't trust that spider.
>>683596953
No, YOU'RE Randy Bobandy.
>>683593193
Probably tears of joy at the prospect of drowning in chocolate.
>>683595295
Lmao what? Fucking autistic bitch boy.
>>683589428
Too funny this shit happens to me at my work
>>683595136
>"sandpaper on my wiper blades would rid the ICE"
>white background apparently means a lack of a background
What colour is snow in your country?
>>683596499
That boy ain't right.
>>683593122
Bleh. Those glass tables are so tacky.
>>683597125
fuck off nigger
>>683589443
>>683589466
>>683598413
You're an idiot
>>683589466
why can't bros like this actually exist
>>683595136
My guess would be snowy background and overlighting
>>683597372
A+
>>683589428
i dont get this. If every fucking stall is first why should I have to wait to shit while leaving the invalid's stall open. Just because someone doesn't have legs shouldn't mean we feel obligated to give them a fucking Six Flags Flash Pass on taking a dump.
>>683595292
kek
>>683595292
>>683592969
lost hard
>>683602314
burnt chicken is just as bad as raw chicken
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>>683593302
>impressed by faked dubs/trips predictions
>>683595887
kek i was mr bumble from oliver twist in primary
>>683589428
Fokken DIED laughing
>>683593220
This shit lights me up every time
>>683596606
Big daddy long dick
>>683596606
Because he's not an awkward autist around women. You can be swoll as you want but if you can't talk to a girl and make her laugh you'll still have to pay her up front to have sex with you.
>>683589443
Checked and witnessed
>>683599298
Amazing
>>683600282
woah boy its just a joke
>>683589345
>Me and my husband.
*My husband and I
>>683600282
>>683596606
It's his sister
>>683596953
Frigg off you cheeseburger warlus mafucka
>>683607717
>My husband and I
*My wife's son and I
>>683607717
Bitches gotta be first because patriarchy.
>>683607761
fuck off you randy bobandy
>>683607761
Nice try Randy, fuck off
>>683607820
>>683607892
>>683607898
IM FRIGGIN TELLING
>>683594745
>you people
>only one poster
>nobody reposts
>mfw
>>683594955
Kill yourself
>>683593122
this is just retarded. not funny
>>683607992
don't even freakin think about it
>>683608111
that's just creepy
japanese schoolgirls tricked into talking slutily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wizE6ESfs58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuT7y_W5-P8
>>683600282
Jealous of cripples...smh
>>683594955
12 year old alert
>>683594955
kys before i do
>>683589775
not cringe
not funny
Kill yourself
>>683608294
Wow. At least she's smiling.
>>683599346
They do anon you just have to leave your room to find them
>>683608400
they're so oblivious
dsp got caught jerking off the other day in front of thousands of youtube viewers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrOTMeqzgXU
>>683596499
...sigh
>>683589345
>>683608928
anymore of that??
>>683608238
Is there a longer version of this.
>>683609290
No, but there are plenty of Asian women with severe macromastia.
>>683589912
The one on the rights face...
>>683609334
Not really. The video is slightly longer, but doesn't do much in terms of aftermath.
https://youtu.be/6aeH4vB37l0
This thread needs to be put down
>>683589443
>>683589466
alright fucker you had my interest, now you have my attention.
>>683609290
>>683597125
fuck off
dykes tongue kissing in a children's cartoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agusDATduWQ
>>683608400
>>683609037
EmptyHero stop shilling your shitty fucking videos all over 4chan.
You're literally becoming just as bad as manlytears by this point.
>>683592397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2M2vhvUcFY
.. now for me to try and solve the captcha .. while high
>>683608238
>nigs din do nuffin
>whitey is just being a racist pick
>gets his ass jumped by every nig in the room
>whitey suspended (possibly expelled)
>nig tries to sue whitey
>nig grows up to claim disability her entire life coz muh bak!
>>683608294
The girl with a heart of gold.
>>683608956
Is... is that paper towel?
>>683600050
sauce??
>>683589466
LOL
>>683609820
Is that a third boob coming out of her armpit?
>>683589510
hey guys check it out
>>683610430
scripted post ...
>>683593482
kek
>>683589912
>>683609623
>>683594935
She's like.... "How did I end up here? Where did I go wrong in life?"
>>683610070
i've never seen that.
>>683602768
Too bad black people are actually brown so no, black people don't look like burnt chicken. Whitey always mad, failed mutated abomination
>>683610280
underage MODS
>>683610070
the thing is, american english is way harder and more tedious than uk english
>>683610932
How so?
>>683610932
ok bro
>>683610932
i think the spoken word is difficult for you in general
>>683602314
>>683602768
>>683589428
Fucking killed me anon, this is getting saved
>>683597372
Fucking lost m8
>>683611377
sauce? whats this cuties name
>>683611091
>>683611286
>being this mad about the difficulty of a language
since you guys lose at everything i'll let you have this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdxScXolsJU
>>683610932
lost
>>683611632
Miley cyrus
>>683611906
>>683607091
Wtf dude?
>>683595292
Not true, I don't know where you got that
>>683611649
look no one want to get into a argument with some cult raised American, we know we cant win, you get your head drilled with so much fantasy, you even change history taught in schools to suit the illusion, just dont come running to us because you have to learn Chinese because you dont even own your own country anymore
>>683612226
okay, allahu ackbar
have fun with those muzzies
>>683589443
>>683589466
>>683589912
It's the Sterpi sound, beauty. And you can't do anything about it!
>>683612226
when the world goes to war again, you'll be begging for america to come save your asses.. again
>>683607828
>my wife's son and I
*the king and I
>>683612402
fuck off
your presidency is gonna go from Muslim to moron very soon
>>683612590
Would you fuck Annabelle in 2016?
>>683612226
>>683611091
if america isn't the greatest country on earth, why are you guys so mad?
it's probably because you could name 5 people in the american government while my fellow americans and I could give 2 shits about your shitty ass country
>>683612226
>you can even change history
>in stark contrast to the british empire
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>>683589443
>>683612553
no one fucking begs america, they just get involved at the last minute, shoot a load of friendlies and rewrite history 50 years later, its a art form to you fucked up sted heads
>>683612621
u mad cause we're about to have a president that doesnt suck muslim dicks like yours do?
>>683609623
>>683610736
more like "get this thing out of here"
>>683612621
C'mon, Hillary's not that stupid.
>>683612804
no you guys didn't beg us in ww2 we showed up when we absolutely had to
and we won it
for you guys
cause you couldn't
>>683612804
i agree anon, your revisionist history sounds far more accurate
>>683589443
>>683589466
>>683612752
That argument would only help if we didn't know other countries governments, so you are just showcasing the ineptness of muricas education system.
>>683613115
no it's really because we don't give a shit because you are so insignificant to us
>>683606349
More than half of women wear ill-fitting bras.
>>683613003
>>683612987
Russia won WW2, but because of the cold war 'murica didnt acknowledge that for the general public.
>>683613115
if you guys were wiped off the face of the earth we might experience a small, negligible, hiccup. but on the other hand, if America were wiped off ther face of the earth your economy would cease to exist and the rest of the world would collapse
this is now a /pol/ thread.
>>683613198
Have you ever travelled abroad?
Or do you just stay in your sad echo-chamber?
>>683596606
its his sister
>>683613277
russian weather and terrain won ww2**
>>683610932
Hahahahaha
Hahahahahahahaa
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
Oh wait, you're serious?
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>683613349
yeah i've been to paris. dirty and smelly
eiffel tower was cool though
>>683606751
I love that movie
>>683611649
>being this mad
>'ok bro'
b8?
>>683613387
again, being this mad about the difficulty of a language
im sorry that's the only thing you have going for you
>>683612857
he doesnt suck muslim dick, he creates in country fighting, so everyone is up in arms and dont ask why all our money is going to big business and all his pals from school, then he will retire and gets sneakily paid of from "inspirational speeches". where do you think we learned that from
>>683596606
I know fat dudes that get lots of chicks. It's just how you talk to them.
>>683610932
>>683611085
At first English in the US didnt matter how things were spelled as long as you got the point across, but Noah Webster set out to distinguish the language in America from the language in the UK. So he created a very popular style guide which funded his later project, the American English Dictionary. He specifically spelled words so they would be different and therefore less intuitive.
Color vs Colour
Theater vs Theatre
etc.
The point that American English is harder is valid. I dont know if I would say it is "way" harder though...
>>683613277
The cold war and also Stalin....
Hard for us to give our due credit to the soviets when their leader was (arguably) no better than HItler (in terms of atrocities committed, civilian lives lost....)
>>683589345
>>683613386
And who did Berlin fall to?
>>683602314
my sides.
Rorschach test. Black persons sees chicken,
>>683613627
And to clarify, I am saying it is "harder' because it is different. Not because it is necessarily more complex. The rules may just have more exceptions.
>>683613513
I'm not even mad, I just legitimately laughed way harder than I should have because of your retarded statement.
Acting passive-aggresively salty isn't gonna help anyone unless you decide to come over here and pour some on my popcorn.
>>683613627
exactly because things aren't exactly spelled how they sound, that's all i was saying but eurobois got all up in arms about it like they always do... insecure
>>683610932
fucking lost..
>>683613638
Yes, but now the cold war is over, murica won the cultural war.
And still muricans think they singlehandedly won ww2, falsely crowning themselves saviours.
>>683613627
interesting. (common) American english is also incredibly idiomatic. I'm sure (english) english is too but perhaps not to the extent ours is
>>683589443
Checked
>>683613837
Why do people in Europe have so many fucking moles on their skin?
>>683605171
Kill yourself
>>683613710
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>683608294
Why does she have testicles in her diaphram?
>>683613893
Not even true. Have you even played COD2 bro?
Any kid with an xbox 360 has fought on the side of the soviets. We know whats good
>>683606349
ケーキを食べたばかり
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>>683613627
More than anything it seems to have gotten some french distinctions, probably from France's involvement in your civil war.
>>683614099
7/10 made me chuckle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FOflVEmeCY
>>683608294
>>683609468
how does this happen?
>>683608928
are her boobs killing her?
>>683589912
I've seen that look before! It's quite close to "where did I go wrong in life" but with more self hate, depression, and anger, that my friends is the "I'm going to kill myself and everything around me"
>>683610320
yeah that one needs to be removed.
>>683614163
>>683614343
strangest darksouls boss ever...
>>683596499
Cut it out bobby
>>683597125
Fuck off randy
>>683592492
Low quality pasta
holy shit /b/ is so slow nowadays. where did everyone go?
>>683610932
This is the king post of all YLYL threads past and future. British English was adapted by the Americans to fit the spelling of the words closer to the sound of them, they literally simplified English.
> simplified
>>683614193
According to Webster, "Our honor requires us to have a system of our own, in language as well as government."
Some other word examples:
Center for centre
fiber for fibre
defense for defence
tire for tyre.
The first dictionary only sold 2,500 copies. He died in debt in 1843.
>>683594766
CHI
>>683607884
DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY HAVING A PENIS IS FINE? YOU OPPRESSOR!!!!!!!
I AM SO FUCKING TRIGGERED
>>683614750
No one wants to deal with your bullshit
>>683614505
>alright so if you just head inside this chapel
>FUCKING TREE WITH PIMPLES
>>683614764
That's actually incorrect.
>>683589443
Screencapped
>>683614807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-YL_5dnGC4
>>683613627
It's exactly because of the dumbing down of the words that American English is easier.
Color vs Colour and all that. It's way easier for some dyslexic kids to write "two weeks" instead of "fortnight".
Aeroplane vs airplane, too.
Even when you speak you can hear the difference in difficulty.
The distinguishing of American language vs British is cool and all, but you can not tell me it's more difficult. It's literally a "English For Dummies" book.
>>683592492
This is like nigger tier humor, too much adjectives with too little substance.
A disgrace to all the true comedic minds of 4chan.
>>683614163
Holy shit. That's a lama at Disney Animal Kingdom in Orlando.
It died a year ago. We called it the "Drama Lama" kek
I can't believe I recognize it.
>>683596499
Bobby you dont deserve dubs
>>683614905
>Aeroplane vs airplane
>it goes in the air, it's an AIRPLNAE
>GET BRAIN MORANS. TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!
>>683614782
He preached the proper enunciation of each syllable in each word. For example, Americans should say "sec-re-tary," not "se-cret'ry" as the British do.
He also pushed for the homogeneity of American English as opposed to the many regional peculiarities of British English.
>>683614873
Is it? Well, tell me the truth or link me to it. I'd rather not be ignorant.
>>683593482
People used to do this over the nudist co-op I lived in. We kept bb guns laying around so we could shoot at the drones. Fun times
>>683614782
In french:
Center = centre
fiber=fibre
>>683589443
Check'd m8.
>>683615017
It died because it wants the nickname "Sassy Lama"
>>683614905
Listen, I'm not making this up off the top of my head. I"m writing it here while reading it directly from a textbook.
>>683615062
Fucking quality response.
>>683592492
>>683613318
Kek, still believing you have an economy
>>683595292
>>683615353
>not recognizing pasta...
how new are you?
>>683615213
Well your textbook is gay.
Also just because you read it in a book doesn't make it true. I read about a billionaire dinosaur forcing someone into a gay relationship.
>>683599298
looks like a jew kissing a person
>>683615083
Here is the truth, straight from the book.
>>683613627
>>683614782
>>683615079
>>683615213
>>683614463
>>683593414
You got triggered hard
>>683614933
This
>>683593482
>>683615062
> airplnae
> plnae
> morans
>>683597125
Are you Randy or is that just another spider trick?
>>683589443
>>683589466
>>683615590
AAAEEEEWWWOOOOOOPPPWWAAAAAAAYYYYNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>683600282
It's because the handicapped stalls are bigger for a wheel chair to fit in. It's like rude people are just too stupid to understand the simplest concepts of living in a society.
>>683608111
checked
>>683602314
>niggers see humans fucking
>interpret it as chicken
>>683615506
Thanks Anon, much appreciated.
>>683615509
What a QT
Source?
>>683602314
Do black people really not know how to talk or do they do this on purpose?
>>683615159
>rooty tooty point and shooty
Lost
>>683615854
My pleasure. It was news to me, I never knew the history until I read it just a couple days ago by coincidence.
>>683607091
>>683615159
>mfw americans call a strolling donnybrook a 'right, stop, punch'
>>683615958
>Thinking black people actually write black memes
They're made by white people for white people to laugh at
>>683616055
What kind of a retard thinks Rs become Ls in asian languages
If they had both Rs and Ls in their language then they wouldn't be swapped in the first place
>>683609468
>No, but there are plenty of Asian women with severe macromastia.
I'm a scientist looking to cure this disease. By "cure" I mean "make it contagious".
>>683616011
I vaguely remember learning about this stuff back in high school but it's been so long now that I've had absolutely no use for it so I just forgot it all. Feels strange to gain intelligence from 4chan, I usually lose about 3 IQ points a day on here.
>>683616272
>What kind of a retard thinks Rs become Ls in asian languages
What kind of retard thinks that all Asian languages have the same phonology, or indeed, are even in the same linguistic family?
Oh, right...
