Waifu thread >Claim a waifu >Talk shit >Be a faggot
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Waifu thread
>Claim a waifu
>Talk shit
>Be a faggot
>Do the thing
Bake your own damn bread edition
No waifu better than a tree waifu.
Megumin claimed~
Milinda
>>683576646
Shinoa does have an influence on me~
Finally a thread.
Also clammed
>mom
>mom they posted it again
>mom they are posting threads on your board again
> waaaaagh waaaaaa screeeeech
> sweetie I told you to stay off that site
> breathe sweetie
> stop screaming
> stay off that site since it triggers your episodes
> wwaaaaaaaaaa
Nigg ligg
>>683576654
i like these rules
Milinda claim
>I fucked up real bad edition
>>683576761
I cant say i'm surprised there... kek
still here
>>683576654
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here
>>683576646
>>683576948
Perfect!~ The only thing I want from you...
...is dating advice. Do you have, uh, any good tips or something? Would really like my next encounter with Hotaru to go off without a hitch.
>>683576929
Thanks. I spent a good amount of time thinking on them.
Side note, music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMPlPJP2brw
>>683577013
Be super tsun maybe?
Claiming 20/20 waifu and going to bed. Thanks for the thread Shizuru.
.
Nothing to feel bad about, Mili, considering where we are.
.
If Koko shows up, tell him his drink choices are bad and he should feel bad.
>>683577136
Have a good night.
Claimed.
>>683576363
Only 5, I think.
>>683576395
All on P.C? I'm not into games right, so I'm behind.
>>683576525
Es del Guatemala. Un dialecto. No se como explicar bien.
>>683576532
Bummer.. Any alternatives?
>>683577136
Sleep comfortably and take good care.
And I'll pass the message to him.
>>683577230
they are. The World games do not interest some people which is fine
>>683577136
>where we are
im not sure I know what you mean friend...
Goodnight <3
>I shall redeem myself by delivering your message
>>683577013
>dating advice
Im not sure how helpful I can be there... First off, dont drink before going on /waifu/.... kek
Second, be maybe a little tsundere and hard to get.
>Hotaru really likes hard to get.
Third, be yourself! Cant go wrong with that right?
>>683577230
>Only 5
Okay thats not too bad... Still 5 too many...
Friendly reminder that Yume is an alien
Sorry, i was working
>>683577092
>>683577430
>Be a little tsundere
>tsundere
Oh for Christ's sake not this again.
>>683577578
But its what Hotaru likes! Thats why she liked Yuno so much...
>>683577578
I mean, the only reason she went for the yandere was because she was hard to get. Now that she's not, Hotaru is freaking out
>That's how I see it anyway
>mom
>mom they posted it again
>mom they are posting threads on your board again
> waaaaagh waaaaaa screeeeech
> sweetie I told you to stay off that site
> breathe sweetie
> stop screaming
> stay off that site since it triggers your episodes
> wwaaaaaaaaaa
Dess I like fugging difcks
>>683577476
Ayy lmao
>>683577346
To me, it sounds like there's much to do in world games.
>>683577529
It's okay.
>>683577430
>Still 5 too many...
Dang, then it wasn't meant to be shared. Jaja
>>683577670
>>683577710
Jeez, I quit being that a LONG time ago. I've turned my life around and gotten better too.
Guess I'll have to don the persona again...
>>683577230
Es in diferente version de espanol? Eres de Guatemala?
Non puoi capire niente cosa che ti dico?
>>683577904
Well I would love to share it because its true and rather funny, But it is kinda embarrassing... I wouldn't want the other pilot anons knowing I fucked up that bad...
>>683577934
Just use it as bait, when Hotaru bites, reel her in with your real persona ;)
You got this, I believe in you.
>>683577904
Depends really I dont know
>>683578134
I didn't even think of that tbh.. Nice advice~
So I went with a lamb pasta for food. Hopefully its a good choice.
Rory claimed.
Praise alcohol!
>>683578724
That quickly? Weren't you just at work?
>Shizuru
>>683578330
Ah, the R.O.R.Y unit. We meet again. I will only ask this of you once, and this time, you MUST give me answer.
Do you understand?
>>683578844
dub dubs for the man with the beard
I as but I came as fast I could
then i came here.
I dont live too far away. 10 min drive with no traffic
>>683578134
It's safe with us. Hopefully. I always enjoy hearing true stories about people on here.
>>683578216
Let me ask you this. Why do you enjoy them? (Besides being neat.)
>>683577986
No, es una idoma del antes. Los Mayas lo hablaba. Soy del U.S. pero mi madre es del Guatemala.
>>683578330
Lamb pasta? Sounds great! Let us know how it is.
>>683578917
Ah i got ya. You made it sound like you had more work to do. Oh well. What're you drinking? Anything good?
I have claimed perino
>>683579007
i like how i can keep playing them
Welp, I just got back from the printing store
Akiko claimed
>>683578239
Haha Thanks. Hopefully it works out well
>>683579007
Thanks. Me too. Hopefully one day I will be brave enough to tell everyone else. Seems like the few who saw enjoyed it. Maybe one day...
Im off to sleep and question my life choices. Goodnight all!
>>683579097
guinness Draught. Never had. I like the pick six section of my liquor store and try out beers ive never had. This ones pretty ok. I try to choose beers that are meant to be drank at room temp because I'm mostly Hitler.
>>683579224
That's a fucking slug
>>683579230
You'd look a lot cuter if you... weren't.. Tomoko trying to be cute
>>683579007
I realized i typoed last time with "in" also typing in spanish, thinking in english, and doing an Italian project is messing with my head so I have to stop speaking Spanish for now, sorry.
Also, I said: you can't understand anything that I tell you? In Italian.
>>683579313
Have a good night~
>It wasn't that bad
>>683579313
Have a good night. Enjoy your questioning.
>>683579356
Ah nice. Mostly Hitler, not sure i've heard it phrased like that before lol
>>683579356
hey spike how are you
>>683579313
Before you go to sleep, don't think about saggy, hairy old man balls and
what is love
>>683579313
Goodnight
>Hold up
>If you did it
>With Mirai
>Who's the daddy
>>683579356
Have you ever drank some Alexander Keith's?
>>683579475
Mostly nazi, mostly Hitler. Hitler wasn't German, though I'm pretty much Hitler without the clout.
>>683579477
Dead. Fucking dead.
DEEEAAAAADDD
>>683579556
Never ever even ever heard of it even ever
>>683579629
Just gotta work on it. You'll earn that clout eventually, probably.
>>683578884
I do.
>>683579629
Oh.. I like it.. It probably never got out Canada lol
>>683579230
Jaja nice answer.
>>683579307
Welcome back!
>>683579313
Rest easy and take care.
Nah, it's okay. I type faster in English than in Spanish. I forgot the respond to the second question. I understood a bit.
Tzet vo che cha ujnin!
>>683579865
>Got out of
>Megumin
>>683579400
Nah, it's okay. I type faster in English than in Spanish. I forgot the respond to the second question. I understood a bit.
Tzet vo che cha ujnin!
Sorry about that.
>>683579307
>>683579629
how are you
>>683579871
I guess
>>683579803
Do you have any, uh, good dating advice? Would really like my next encounter with Hotaru to go off without a hitch, and I'd like to hear an opinion from someone other than Megumin or Milinda.
>>683579796
If all goes according to plan and the world falls into apocalyptic, anarchic panic, yes. I will be a ruler of ruthless men... and very sexy, horny sluts
ayyyyyy
>>683579865
I love draught's, lagers and blegian whites. They are all very good while warm.
So many people think it's the strangest thing on earth, but a lot of countries atually serve their beer at room temp.
>>683580015
Very tired. I have not eaten all day, worked my ass off for 12 hours and am getting happily tipsy off my first beer
Pretty good, considering. this is when I get really retarded
Sorry I dissappeared, still here just playing destiny with /vg/
>>683580185
>Lagers
Funny, that's what I've been drinking tonight
Never tried it at room temp.. I'll try one later
>>683580185
well at least you can relax now
>>683580185
Anarchy and sluts, eh?. That's a respectable vision, sir. Best of luck to you. Lol
Going to sleep at 6pm was a mistake.
>6 foot old man fister claimed
>>683580015
Always be you Tomoko!
>>683580209
Was wondering where you gone. Welcome back!
>>683580110
Well, I dont know a lot about the situation or genders. I need information about things first.
>>683580274
Some beers are a bad idea to drink warm, but those are shite and are a bad idea in the first place.
Try some Blue Moon. That's good to drink warm. This Guinness is, too.
I've tried white IPA's, but eugch.. those are nasty. Fuck yo bitter beers fgts
>>683580280
Take meds and you too can be a cool, calm, collected and level headed freak just like me!
>>683580467
I shall collect the brightest minds of engineering and science to build me mechanized suits of armor
IT WILL BE GLORIOUS AND BONER
>>683580497
Just woke back up, or never get to sleep?
>>683580644
Glorious and boner? I'm not sure what that means, but sounds great.
>>683580526
Yeah can't really reply fast while gaming
>>683580526
Ok?
>>683580644
so thats how the cool kids managed it
I want to give a shit again.
>>683580644
Never tried any IPA's, I tried Guiness twice, it was pretty good. My favorite so far are red ales
>>683580719
just woke up. now i feel sore and i'll probably go to sleep late because of it. Did i miss anything in the meantime?
>>683580781
Exactly!
>>683580756
It's cool. Enjoy your gaming!
>>683580868
Dont
>>683580634
Oh, hey. Weird legs. What's up? I was wondering about those legs... I mean, I could stick my dick between them and hit nothing but air. Are you mr skeletal irlooc?
>>683580719
Good. I sometimes don't make a whole of sense when I'm overly tired because my thoughts are just stupid, and stupid is does.
Like two stupid dogs. Why would you do that?
>>683580781
I actually take them for legit purposes and they level me out. I've had a lot of developmentally scarring experiences growing up, and ADHD.
>>683580868
Take your meds and put on some fucking pantsu
>>683580877
Dont. IPA's are nasty. It's like drinking bitter sour.
>>683580644
Why have a mechanized suit of armour when you can be a mech yourself?
>>683580878
I've learnt that the meaning of life is microwaveable pizzas
>>683580878
Nope. Can't remember exactly when you went to bed, so you may or may not have missed some anon being butthurt over tsuyu, but other than that, nope.
>>683580928
You lost me on that one.
>>683580905
Did you do anything today
>>683580928
that sucks
>>683580928
Alright, thanks for the warning~
Claim
>>683581190
You look bored?
>>683581260
That's not how you legs.
>>683580979
certainly more than i ever learnt here
>>683581096
i remember a bit of that. couldn't make sense of it though. What exactly happened?
>>683580922
You ok there? Lookin a little... broody.
Maybes puts the precious down for a whiles, yes?
>>683580979
Reserved for when my body gets trashed in honorable battle. In the mean time, I want to experience the sluts, pain and glory of fevered battle.
>>683581096
I didnt even give bad directions ddnt you use google maps?
>>683581114
A lot of things suck, Tomomakokato. It's life. Accept the bullshit, because it wont go away and just do what you can to deal or fix.
There's always a solution to something, which is what keeps me from purchasing a lifetime supply of 1 bullet.
>>683581161
I used to really like hienneken, also leinkugels. However the fuck you spell those.
Leinkugel has a lot of seasonals. Some are yeh and some ar eh. Check out your local liquor stores for pick your own six packs.
>>683581190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUEreQE2rGs
I think of this every time i see your name
>>683581114
Got up, paid a bill, ate a sandwich, then work. Kind of an average day. Your day?
>>683581190
Good to see you again!
>>683581278
Legs?
>>683581278
I have tons of stuff to do. But im used to have things or people to worry about and I have none today, am I weird if that makes me bored?
>>683581382
kek, its pretty close to how you pronounce it. I shouldn't have that visible...
>>683581382
I've been mostly drinking stuff I never tried before lately. They're usually 4-packs that hold 500ml per can
Gotta try new stuff
>>683581441
Its a mutual feeling, hey!
>Homu
![[ANE] Shinryaku! Ika Musume - Mini Squid Girl Short Story 1 [BDRip 720p x264 FLAC].mkv - 00000.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tIcqKxK.jpg "[ANE] Shinryaku! Ika Musume - Mini Squid Girl Short Story 1 [BDRip 720p x264 FLAC].mkv - 00000.jpg")
>>683579948
Good, I'm out however. Too distracted. Have school tomorrow at 9 and its 3. Barely worked on my project. Kill me.
>>683580928
Irl, a little, yeah. As far as Rory is concerned, she has the regular thigh gap common in anime.
>>683581552
Yup. You should break that habit ASAP.
>>683581382
Google maps was lost too.
>>683581453
Legs.
>>683581382
Ok
>>683581441
finished workbook for class went to the bowling alley gave the papers to the teacher and got final grade. Left before rest of the class got drunk and bowled
Hello you guys, sorry for all the commotion before, I'm not even sure what happened.
But I did get a message from a friend asking if I wanted to go to a retro gaming expo, admission is only 15 bucks so that'll be fun.
>>683581761
Sounds cool bro
>>683581736
>legs
>>683581761
Nice. That sounds fun.
>>683581840
Holy lewd legs.
>>683581552
I make near connections to a lot of things. Kind of like a woman, but not as far off as womens connections.
Fuck, women... crazy cunts
>>683581583
Oh god those arent the white trash dranks, are they?
Like the colt 40 type or steel reserves.
I found a steel reserve on the ground once, unopened. Cracked it open and realised why it was on the ground. NAAAAAASSS-TY
>>683581666
Maybe for SATAN
But nah, that shit's nuts. I like a woman with some meat on her. A grill that can kick my ass.
Boner fun wrestling times.
>>683581736
Well there's your problem. You used google maps! Why would do that?
smh some peoples weeabo's
>>683581753
Dont get too excited there
>>683581761
I have 15 loli's can I come too?
>>683581761
It's cool <3. but 15 bucks for a retro gaming expo? Definitely cheaper than some smaller conventions I've been too.
>>683576654
waifuism=gross
>>683581893
Nah, mostly stuff like these four
>Kilkenny is shit in my opinion
>Megumin
>>683582082
>being a normie
Absolutely disgusting
>>683581736
Easier said then done, worrying too much about something that doesn't need me to is a big problem of mine.
>>683581761
Iunno what happened but if anything don't forget im here! Can log TG too. That expo sounds really fun, I hope you have a good time.
>>683581893
Thats probably one of the best 'useless' skills because you can do a lot of funny references. I tend to memorize a lot of details like filenames and end up filling my brain with useless info.
>>683582082
Anonymous shitposting = Not gross
Claiming Elsa.
>>683576654
shizu baking
aww yiss
>>683581596
Not a problem. What's up?
>>683581650
So you'll be leaving? Later and take care then. Also you'll make it through!
>>683581753
Sounds like a nice day! Are those days common or just out of the blue?
>>683581840
>>683581886
>>683582037
Never been to it so I hope it is. Usually you get what you pay for and for 15 bucks..
>>683581893
Something about that doesn't seem right.. But sure you can come.
>>683582196
Brazil?!?!
>>683582189
And giving her a large whopping penis.
>>683582300
>frosted butts
>>683582146
get bottled you filthy plebian
There's actually a difference in flavor. Preserves it better.
I first noticed with mtn dew. Much sweeter and more smooth.
>>683582174
I can do a lot of useless stuff. Want to see me not give a fuck about anything for the next 20 years?
i started about 5 years ago but I havent stopped since.
>>683582189
Where's the dick?
>>683582300
There it is
>>683581893
Did get carried away a little
>>683582198
I didnt enjoy it and no not to often
>>683582272
>>683582198
Just woke up so not much, brewing tea and planning my day which will be mostly studying. You?
>>683582372
I don't know how I do it but I don't give a fuck about my real problems and get agitated by meaningless stuff.
>>683582226
something that cheap would always be worth it!
>>683582198
Yes I'm out. Later everyone.
>>683582196
Be Gentle. It's my first time
>>683582174
Really a terrible habit. That's how you get roped in to things that have nothing to do with you.
>>683581893
I suppose i could try asking Bing or something? What do you suggest?
>>683582372
I'd like to, but my local liquor store doesn't have a lot of bottled beer..
>>683576654
Claimed
>>683582502
bye squid
>>683582511
sorry I only go hard
how's waifu been the past few days?
>>683582570
Nice claim desu desu
>Shizuru
>>683582606
Oh fine. A bit more ship heavy than normal though. Blame Shinoa.
>Shizuru
>>683582174
From what I gather someone around here hates me so they decided to badpost me as an anon. Whatever though, shit happens lol.
The retro game expo isn't for a while either so I got time.
And yes please, I alwayd check my tele, please message me so I can talk to you about something. Love ya Homu dear~
>>683582487
True, true.
15 to get in but how much will I spend inside?
>To be continued
>>683582388
Oh, sorry to hear that then. I hope you're enjoying your time here.
>>683582432
Sorry Lebo....
>>683582479
Just work Mon-Fri. Not much I can do during the week, except the nights.
>>683582479
Dumbasses bother me... oh god do they ever.
"anon, what should I..."
"Anon, where should..."
"Anon, does this..."
MOTHERFUCKER HOW LONG YOU BEEN DOIN THIS?!
oh god and that one dumbass that comes into work messed up on SOMETHING all the time and is basically autistic... i swear to god he's mickey mouse with some of the shit he pulls out of his ass
>>683582511
No, no... Just get drunk. best option right there.
>>683582930
Its fine here
>>683582511
Can't disagree but I don't really mind that if its to help a close friend.
>>683582570
DESU.
>>683582771
>someone around here hates me
Im sure everyone has haters here and this website is the perfect habitat for them. I hope you can ignore that and remember you have tons of 'lovers' and take the haters as a joke. Just a sec.
>>683582930
RIP Brazil 2016.
>Not much I can do during the week, except the nights.
Well that sucks and even in the night I believe your freetime is tight. Where do you work at?
>>683582977
Looks like he just wants to help even if he is a dense motherfucker with no idea how to.
>i swear to god he's mickey mouse
kek
>>683582570
I liked Hina Ichigo.
Shame she was the only one that had to be gone when the series ended.
I also remember the feels when Suigintou got burned.
Good shit desu anon good shit.
>>683582681
I probably will
got stuff to study for, did okay on my first exam, how's your week been?
>>683582930
it gives me hope and then it's taken away
>>683582977
it sucks to be a dumbass though. you never know what's going on and everyone judges you when you ask for help
>>683583213
Oh no no, it wasn't a problem.
In fact, the thought that someone went so far out of their way to try and get to me made me laugh. I know I have my friends, as well as you <3
>Tsuyu
The pasta was decent, just too much pasta to sauce.
Just alive enough to lurk
>>683583444
Nice trips~
>>683583213
goofy as shit, but just retarded. I think its all the partying he does.
He does hard work, but he has no foresight, learns slow and just poor judgement.
>>683583359
I just get tired of answering stupid, simple questions for people that should
should
SHOULD
know what the fuck theyre doing
>>683583444
What are you, some sort of pasta nazi?
>>683583359
Good good. Did one of my random "if dubs" things so i would up getting photoshop running on my PC again. So beards are looking a little nicer
>
What're you studying for now?
>Shizuru
>>683583157
That's great to hear.
>>683583213
At a food factory. The hours I work is usually late. So not much I can do after it. I try to make the most of it, but fall short due to being tired.
>>683583359
It sure does Lebo, it sure does. But nice to see you again.
>>683583444
I believe you, because of those trips.
kagami claimed, how's everyone doing???
>>683583730
that's some quality facial hair
studying for law which I only need a 50 to pass
geology which is easy af
so basically I'm playing hearthstone and procrastinating lol
>>683583444
those are some nice trips
>>683583678
oh, people too lazy to think
nvm then, you got the high ground there. it's especially frustrating when they expect you to do the thinking for them
>>683583848
this gives me a happy.
how was your birthday?
>>683583959
Kagami~ Doing fine. Pulled an all-nighter. What about you?
>>683583678
Even if it grinds your gears I think you should be happy for him, being 'dumb' and still trying his best to be useful.
>>683583396
You mispelled your nick, it ends with S.
>>683583959
!!!
>>683583848
At least you don't have to wake up early then, I hope.
>>683584056
why though? lol
i just got up, thunder woke me up
>>683584070
homu!!!!!
>>683583976
Hah nice. Shit posting is always funnest when you're putting off work.
>Shizuru
>>683584151
Sleep is for the weak, that's why~
>Got absorbed in vidya
I'm up.
>>683583959
ohayo
>>683584166
yup yup, especially on the day threads, these are super comfy.
>>683583959
my eyes hurt but i'm not tired to enough to sleep. send help
>>683584151
Kagami!!!!!
>>683584166
That beard is so manly.
>>683584335
I thought you were always here. Good morning.
welp i am ff to bed
remember kids
do drugs
get drunk
do something youll regret for the rest of your life and will keep you up some night 7 years in the future when you remember that one dumb thing you did/said to that one person and wonder if youre actually autistic
and never forget
you're here forever
also may you ever be stuck with that one fading square captcha where you click the same square 10 times because it keeps coming up with the shit you need to make gone
>>683576654
>rattle
sachi claim
>>683584070
Wait what.
I'm here
Posting from uni, game development continues
>>683584409
>Rattle
Good morning Sachi
>>683584406
Sleep tight Spike!
>do something youll regret for the rest of your life and will keep you up some night 7 years in the future when you remember that one dumb thing you did/said to that one person and wonder if youre actually autistic
I already did. Should I do it again?
>>683584406
Have a good night Spike. But don't wish that captcha shit on nobody. Cruel and unusual.
>>683584474
Hows the game looking so far?
>Homu
>>683584394
There's sometimes a brief 4 hours where I sleep. That isn't very often, though.
>>683584406
Goodnight.
>>683584406
Good night space guy cow
>>683584409
My loyal S.A.C.H.I unit. How are things?
>>683584406
goodnight spike
>>683584250
what game were you playing??
>>683584337
hey karen, how goes it?
>>683584341
call 911 kek
>>683584394
hey homu! steal any panties lately lol
>>683584606
DONT YOU LOOK AT ME
alright maybe ill lurk for a minute but im actually done here so long as im not tumblr'd
>>683583976
It was great. Went places, bought some things for myself, and relaxed the whole day.
>>683584070
The funny thing is, I wake up too early for some reason and can't go back to sleep. Jaja
>>683584406
Night and take care.
>>683584406
bye spaghettiel
>>683584409
saachi
>>683584474
akibro
>>683584335
u up rite now?
hi galko
>>683584659
posting taking too long desu!
>>683584659
i'm in australia
>>683584701
it takes a minute to post but I still cant cancel it in time to reply kek
welp glad you had a day off at least. still no sign of brazil?
>>683584596
>That isn't very often
Like once a month?
>>683584659
Speaking of panties... we forgot your knighting ceremony, sorry ;_;
>>683584701
Thats because you need to get your mourning dose of /waifu/
>>683584659
Played some Dreadnought all night~
>Also got some beer but you already know that
>>683584406
>get drunk
aye aye cap'n
Good night
>>683584809
So, can I have my panties back..
>Megumin
karen bake new bread?
>>683583678
I do cook for a living and have lived for 26 years with Italians.
>>683584809
Everyone needs their morning dose of waifu.
>Rory-sama
