Waifu claiming thread.
Moka and tsuyu shipping time
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: just fuck already!
Shinoa claimed
still waiting to taste those frog legs
Tsuyu is the only reason i come here anymore
>claimed
>>683548346
>>most important: just fuck already!
Kagami opposes this
Obligatory claim.
Vel'koz claim
>>683545651
>I don't want it to become anything in particular by this point. Sometimes I feel like that I want them stamped out.
You imply that at some point you did want them to become something particular?
Do you want them stamped out because you long for how they used to be or because you feel like they're no longer needed. Either choice makes no difference since it's ultimately not your choice. These threas don't belong to anyone, and no one here owes anyone anything
>if visiting this place makes someone's day better, then I don't want that taken away from them.
That is a noble train of thought I can respect
However it leaves me to wonder why you still frequent the threads. Do you participate in conversations sometimes? Is there something you hope will happen? Why hang around when it doesn't amuse you anymore?
Just in time for a new thread!
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, we engage in mad science!
>>683547826
doesnt change the fact that Yui's voice is nearly the same lol
>>683548646
wow rood ;^(
Tenryuu claimed
How are you guys doing?
Rory still here
If I had a chance, chives would be the garnish. But no chives. Its for me, fuck garnish.
a a a a a a a a a a a a
(hey everyone)
>>683548570
I'm too much of a puss to ask you myself.
Just, please give me an idea, or let me know you'll he fine.
i'm not here
>>683548646
Really tho? 0:
Milinda claim
>Really though, does anyone know what I did last night?
Shiro's back.
>>683548628
I heard they taste good this time of year.
>>683548651
You know you secretly want it.
>>683548747
Doing pretty good, even though my girl and I haven't talked in a bit.
Claimed
>>683548063
You okay there Shinoa?
>>683548442
Thanks Megumin! I tried!
Kino claimed, only here to read comments though
>>683548715
Too cute!
>>683548747
Doing good tenten. You?
>>683548791
Oh ok
>>683548968
You got drunk
>>683548480
Hehe
>>683548499
People who do anal for the first time said the same thing you know
>>683548651
>>683548986
Theres a problem, and I know the solution
>>683549073
always that picture
does it have another meaning??
>>683548856
yes you are
>>683549243
it's just perfection
>>683549266
marry me please nano
>>683549153
I already knew that much... kek
>>683548986
>secretly
>
>>683549218
Holy shit, that one got me kek
>>683548844
Don't worry about it, that's really all I'm going to say in an open thread or in general. Concern is appreciated though, you're a sweet person.
>>683549243
Nothing that isn't obvious no, its just what I've always posted with.
>>683549339
This guy gets it.
>>683548063
Thanks m8.
>I feel like it's rude
It's all good.
>>683548480
It isn't particularly something but just a string of unfortunate events today.
>Best idol claimed
>>683548743
This is the first time u have talked to me
>>683548966
Your the only one that loves me
only reason i cant learn this song is because i cant fingerpick
>tfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0IWHxvswLk
Claimed
>>683549408
I see.
>I won't ask any further, I'll take just take your word on it.
even when I'm not here, I'm here
>>683549620
Practice makes perfect Mugi!
>>683549452
Perfection is a pretty strong word, but I'd say it's damn close.
>>683549218
Are you saying we should all rape each other? I'm down.
>>683549598
Man, I love ya, as I love everyone. Hi, I'm Shiro.
>>683549852
Announcing you're lurking isn't lurking.
Stop.
>>683549598
I doubt that.
But I'll take it.
<3
Akane is perfect
I put too much cheese in the cheese and bacon fries... goddamn
Akane!!!!
>>683549955
wasn't even announcing I was lurking but nice gets
peace
>>683549373
who is this?
no picture
but i dunno, maybe
>>683549620
i love mugis eyebrows.
for some reason they really get me
>>683549869
cute
>>683549598
>your
rrrrrRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEe
>>683549620
You just gotta work at it man, trust me I couldn't either when I started playing the string instrument I did and it genuinely hurt at first but its just something you've gotta get used to. Unless there's another reason you can't.
>>683549869
I know it is, but that picture is my definition of the word.
>>683549153
Woke up, pretty sure i went batshit tonight, but only because my phone wasn't in place anymore and my full bottle of water was pretty empty this morning. But otherwise i'm doing pretty good, weather is fine, can't complain about it.
>>683549568
Hello Nurse
>>683549868
ive been on and off about learning this song for the past like 3 years
i dont think its going to happen
youre pretty optimistic
>>683549765
Yeah, thanks.
>>683550316
Is this you? Did I find a weird random cross over?
>>683550289
A secret admirer now come let us marry
>>683550316
Hey Doc, it's been awhile.
>>683550481
no problem.
>>683550212
THIS BITCH
I was wondering when someone was gonna post this rotten old faggot
>>683548714
>green text is for faggots
>fuck all of your waifus I cum on there ears
This is probably the most reply-ative I've been in these threads so far.
>>683550143
Too much cheese? Absurd!
>>683550289
Oh my goodness, I've been called cute. I don't know how to feel. Lustful or loveful?
>>683548714
>>683548715
>683548739
>>683549049
Totally fine. Why do you ask frenemy?
>>683549375
I know nothing then lel
>>683549568
I feel like if you wanna vent it out, you just say it. I don't like asking people what's wrong because it feels like you're trying to interrogate them to say it. Know what I mean?
>>683550212
Qt granny
>>683550316
Finals started today. Feel like I can hit the others like nothing after completing a 100 question exam for A&P
>>683550143
You're just cooking up a storm aren't you?
Jeez. You're making me all sorts of jealous.
>>683549869
It seems like the only option at this point
>>683550143
good job
https://youtu.be/PV3_UHG73oQ
>>683550308
Hey Cow-san
>>683550308
its not even necessarily hard
the picking pattern just fucks with me so hard
i dont understand HOW people fingerpick and i never WILL understand
>>683550783
You haven't been in the 30 min long threads yet
>>683549049
And you succeeded.. Been up to anything lately?
>>683550783
For a handful of fries, it was half a handful each of parmesan and mozzarella. Add garlic, bacon, cream and salt.
>>683550883
Im about to leave work.
>you should have seen Mothers Day dinner for my mum
>5 hour lamb shanks that took 7 hours
Ive seen a thread go in 15 mins. No shitposters.
>>683549869
Shiro is a good waifu
I like you
>>683549968
But you are
>>683550289
No normies
Akane is better than all the other waifus especially Aizawa
Remember me?
>>683549568
Im sorry friend, hope you feel better soon
>>683550876
Its all good, I would be surprised if you did... kek
>holy shit its 1 am
i need to go to bed like right now kek
i think i hear my dog outside my fucking door im going to kick the damn thing
>>683549598
>>683549968
I hereby consider these anons shipping, thread canon
Well, time for me to get to sleep.
Have a pleasant day/night everyone.
>>683550692
It has been, indeed. How's my favourite nurse today?
>>683550876
>Finals started today.
Good luck, you'll need it
>and i'm sitting here and being happy that my project for my finals got approved
>>683550695
I'm not even surprised.
>>683551034
Hello.
>>683551069
Yeah I can see that, even when I was able to finger pick I could never do it very fast or do anything super complicated with it, though that's probably because I wasn't even that good in general.
>>683550367
I try to be if I wasnt then I would probably never do anything to be honest.
>>683550876
You looked nervous back there Shinoa when I accepted your offer
>>683551093
Uhhhh not really haha practicing drums and stuff, and Uncharted is done downloading woo!
>>683550760
This bitch is just a small alien don't even talk
best girl claimed!
>I'm on so much molly edition
>>683551241
Man, that may just a bit too much salt.
>>683551263
Thank you!
>>683551429
Don't bully your animals! Also, if sleeping, goodnight, don't pass in your sleep.
>>683551464
As I said to the last person, don't pass in it. Stay warm, and wake up early.
>>683551546
>Uncharted is done downloading woo!
And then, the magic installation begins~
>>683551433
I luv u
>>683551455
Only if were the largest ship
>>683551751
Did u read the manga
Omg that shit is fucking good
My favorite manga
No one seems to be missing me down in the lab
https://youtu.be/XN9mdn32jMk
>>683551993
For some really odd reason, I've never been a huge fan of manga, but as Deadman Wonderland was one of my favorite animes, I oughta at least try the manga.
>>683550665
bbut i should know who i marry first
or atleast see a face
>>683550783
you can feel all the above.
ur cute
>>683551263
>normies get off my board
>>683551429
>>683551464
Night!
>>683551466
Last project I did for finals was ezpz. Make a PowerPoint about my life and goals. that's it
>>683551546
It sooo soon! Didn't even get get dinner and you're already wanting desert and-
>>683551865
-do I see a ship?
>>683551590
>>683551993
You two have to make it large. Make it known to the thread like miho and tats
>>683551996
Dio misses you
>>683551751
>don't bully your animals
goddamnit I didn't mean kick it like THAT
just one of those "love taps" to just get it to move
>Mugi
here
>>683551865
Its already done installing thank god!
>>683552255
You want dinner where do you wanna go??
>>683552255
B-But me and Homu..
>>683552465
Papi says hi!
>she is also on drugs
>>683552255
Shinoa - master shipper.
>>683552257
Depends on the size of the dog really.
>>683552481
Installation is pretty quick these days. Its just writing to registry.
>>683552138
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>683552465
about to go to bed then this nigga shows up
fml
>Mugi
>>683552255
Welp, my project has to show a variety of things that an IT should can. So it's a bit more than just a PPP and telling my life goals to strangers.
>>683552257
>i think i hear my dog outside my fucking door im going to kick the damn thing
no you didn't
>>683552535
I still want those legs
>>683552481
Noice, You'll tell me if the game's any good, I might buy it too since I got all the uncharted games~
>>683552255
The Megu-kagami ship is still afloat
>>683550876
I hear ya, just don't really know how to do convey that stuff. Long story short had a near death experience today along with other things.
>>683551385
Thanks Milinda, it'll subside tomorrow hopefully.
>>683551466
A little more appreciative towards life. You?
>>683552676
he's a pretty big dog
I would never beat the shit out of a pet
>Mugi
>>683552135
Omg that manga is so fucking good
The anime is fucking spot on for the first book but its so fucking good
>>683552138
NORMIES
>>683552255
Where like the enterpise big
Me and tsuyu forever
>>683552535
No i love you more
>>683552774
I guess I can share...
>>683552263
I'm not one to judge people on their waifu choices, but I'll atleast say this is a very peculiar choice.
>>683552481
Never played Uncharted 3 that much, but if 4 is anything like 2, it'll be a VERY good game. Hope ya have fun.
>>683552995
Your use of a lot of profanities must mean it's pretty darn good. I'll try it out sometime.
>>683552670
tell papi i say hi and hope its going good
>>683552688
sucks
>>683552918
I hope so too, Im here for you if you need me <3
>>683552676
RRRRRRRRR
>>683552995
EEEEEEEEE
>>683553231
Is this Arby's Tomoko? ;(
Claimed
>>683553190
sharing is good enough
for now
>>683553478
the hell even is that?
>>683552676
Senpai please send me to a better place.
>>683553463
not as far as i know sorry for getting hopes up
>>683552676
Thank god too I didnt wanna wait another hour to play it haha
>>683552884
I will! Wait you have a ps4??
>>683553225
To be honest I like 3 more than 2, everyone hates me for it but I love it alot more
>>683553634
cherry from studio killers
And duty is calling. See you later guys and stay fresh.
Or bully some fat children, i dunno.
>>683553951
>Stay fresh
>>683553951
See you later, Tenryuu. Stay safe.
Was pleasant seeing you posting more frequently today.
>>683552481
Chuck e cheeses
>>683552535
See
>>683552995
>>683552676
And OG smugger
>>683552735
Super cute pic dude. Class is called educ.easiest class in college. Impossible to get anything lower than a 100%
>>683552884
Great to here and tell me when you to fucked lol
>>683552918
Oh shit nigga. Its good you're safe and still here chatting with us
>>683553951
i'll break lurk to see you out.
I really enjoy how happy you've been today.
>>683553951
Bye tenten
Shinoa
>>683553792
Goddamnit. Well suppose I can't blame you. There IS still about 4 or 5 Tomokos.
There was a NEET Tomoko who recently started working at Arby's and I can't remember how he does his filenames and I see you here in the mornings so I've been wondering if this is the same Tomoko.
Oh well I guess he'll come on sometime during the weekend
>>683553920
Yeah I do~ It's collecting dust right now. I bought it only to play Bloodborne kek
>>683554087
>Great to here and tell me when you to fucked lol
I can't understand what you're trying to tell me..
>>683553231
she is afraid to post because she is lewd and adores you.
>also copious amounts of molly
>so probably several pounds of masturbation
but she says you are very nice and also she "wants to get up in your guts"? she also asays that i should be your friend
>>683553225
Like how feelsy and amazing that manga is i love it
>>683554167
Why cant we just be one
>>683554517
I like your eyes.
Oh. I need to sleep but I do not want to miss the chance to have this conversation.
>>683548714
>Do you want them stamped out because you long for how they used to be or because you feel like they're no longer needed
It has devolved into a cancerous circlejerk with an increasingly cliquey and entitled community. I hate seeing it like this. But at the same time I want it to continue to exist as long as people are getting something positive from the chatting, which includes most of them.
>why you still frequent the threads
>Why hang around when it doesn't amuse you anymore
I enjoyed how they were when the subject was focused on "waifuism." It gave me something to look forward to when I woke up every day. But as you said, eventually we said everything there was to say on that subject after a month. I wouldn't have minded it dying right then after it had served it's purpose, but instead it transformed into an avatar circlejerk community. I rarely have interest in small-talk so I've mostly lurked since the transition.
I haven't let go yet. And for some reason, I follow an impulse to watch every thread and document all of the little facts and details about /waifu/ and it's patrons. I am Vigil, the all-seeing force.
I don't know why, but I need to record everything until this corpse finally collapses for good.
>>683553319
I appreciate that more than you know <3
>>683553951
See ya later Doc.
>>683554087
That it is, you guys are great.
>>683554606
what the fuck is going on here
i still want to end my life by the by.
clmd
I CHOOSE PINEAPPLE BECAUSE BANANA IS OUT :3
>>683554710
Some guy said he wanted to fuck it
I like them legs
And is it weird to say I like your tongue?
no more bananas here! :3
>>683554945
messahe me on telegram! Please let me talk to you
>QueenAsuka
did anyone claim THIS pineapple yet? :3
>>683554382
Whaaaat is your PSN??????????
>>683555424
No! But I TAKE HER FROM YOU, MUAHAHAHA!
>>683555247
>Some guy said he wanted to fuck it
...Did he do it?
And no, people say it a lot.
>
DIS is my waifu guise!
>>683554382
Fucking shit! I hate auto correct aND should've been clearer. It's good to see the ship floats fine and I meant to say when you and kagami fuck, tell me all about it
>>683554929
We love you man. Not advertising much as milinda....
>>683555447
It's LDiscord
>>683554364
im boring college guy. usually get on here around this time sorry
>>683554606
Im aware of the lewd and do not mind. Im not quite sure about the get up in your gut bit. Papi said that first time we talked and I think it was meant to be lewd. Id be fine with talking to you
I want to carve a hole in her bottom and do the thing! :3
Claimed
>>683555247
Kind of obvious why anyone would like the tongue.
Can't see enough of the legs sadly, it's all about how nice those thighs are.
>>683555610
Very oh no.
bananas are OUT tell your friends! the official 4chan memee isnt doge its not banana its PINEAPPLES tehe :3
>>683555391
Why are you guys wasting your life like that.
Why do drugs and sit around here.
You guys could go out or something.
Get a stargazing permit and lay out on a beach at night, cuddle up and watch a movie or reador something.. Why blow money on drugs and stuff like that?
Take it from someone who has wasted their life you will regret it.
the pineapples are DONE playing games, we are 2 be taken seriously and our waifus are SWEET!
>>683555729
I don't think that's gonna happen, it's basically an non moving ship
>>683554925
I'm sorry Mikan.
>>683555669
I don't think he did, it seems difficult to do
>>683555279
>>683555424
>>683555559
>>683556051
>not picking the Durian
>kurumi
>>683554929
<3 Your welcome friend, you would do the same for me
>>683555799
If you get on around this time then I'm pretty sure we've never talked before
It's seems like you leave for the day right when I'm getting up for school and I'm usually asleep by now
>Mugi
I'm actually going to bed now
Goodnight everyone!
>>683555729
Topkek. Enough moping though, listen to anything good lately?
>>683554087
I will win you any prize you want bb
>>683555747
Added you right now!
im spreading the word guise!!! raise ur forks and hold onto ur pants!!! we are going for a wild ride!!!!!!
>>683555962
v
>>683555669
Also thighs?
v
>>683549968
>
>>683555799
she is kinda tweaking. i'm trying to calm her down. she has like an unusually high opinion og you. she has uh "pets" that she doesn't speak as highly of. she says you have great taste in games.
>>683556101
i only do stuff i get for free. there are 4 of us cuddling and listening to music atm
>in the midst of all this shitposting
>I can post my vaguely-anthropomorphic fruit waifu
>nobody will mind
who else is weird here??? *clears throat*
i'm ready to dirty talk! i like cats and i meow meow to u people if u need in person!
>>683556326
I will haul that fucking ship and bring it to port, nigga
>>683556434
You know that fancy song that plays at fancy dinners in films? I learned the name! :D
>>683556452
Oh myyyy
who here has claimed this cutie pie! heard she's at the ripe age for waifuing!
>>683556611
Triple double, chekd. Very nice thighs.
>>683556713
Im not sure why either but I would prefer not to be called a pet. Hope you can get Papi to chill and yeah I like some games
What is going on with all this fruit?
lets max the limit with waiFRUITs my b/rethren! or should i say, my r/ethren!!!! :) :3 :)
>>683556713
God what the fuck.
Whatever man, I ain't in any position to give advice just ruin your life.
I came up with a plan, though.
If I can get the funds and materials I wanna try the helium trick, yeah? Wear a mask and go to sleep and all. Sounds pretty easy.
Im drunk and tsuyu stil doesnt love me
Brb killing myslef
>moka
>>683557123
>>683557123
I was here yesterday and have a regular waifu I usually post.
This pineapple guy's just a shitposter though.
>peppers w/ eyes
>>683552676
>master shipper
If seeing two people interact and then calling it a ship makes you a master at that - then so be it.
>>683557037
Thank you thank you
Also
+10 for red and white waifu, one of my favorite color combos <3
>>683557457
Never said I didn't
>Tsuyu
>>683556996
Thank you mah nigga~
>Megumin
>>683556381
Of course!
>>683556996
kek, drawing a blank on a movie with it now. What's it called?
>Maki
