Waifu claiming thread.
Late bread edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: peaches
Akiko claimed
meme
>>683513743
muh dick
Claimed
>>683513743
late bread is better than no bread!!!
>>683513026
Oh fuck no! PleaseE Megumin!
>>683513058
I love him annnnnd M2K is my favorite god, who is yours?
ACHTUNG PANZER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogLwHEPyXBE
>>683513743
Peaches.
>>683513547
For now..
Shinoa claimed
>>683513943
Being a little bit hungry will actually make it taste better.
>>683513912
Finally awake I see?
>>683513943
Good morning/midnight Kagami
>>683513985
You fuckin know it
Claimed
claimed, so what is everyone up to now anyway
>Shizuru get!
Megumin claimed~
>>683513946
The ride has no discounts!~
>jk, you can go~
>>683513985
I wouldn't annex you, ahah.. as if..
>nervous sweating
>>683513946
>M2K is my favorite god
I like you
I think Mango is my 2nd favorite god
>>683513620
That reminded me of this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYM-RJwSGQ8
Been actually quite a while since I listened to this.
Anyways I'm off to get some sleep so I don't turn full nocturnal again.
https://youtu.be/Jl7keidAvpU
>>683514074
About time you showed up
>>683514224
I really, really gotta finish this poster but I'm procrastinating so hard I can't even feel my legs anymore
>>683514064
>awake
I've been awake, just had to go to work and the chiropractor's.
It's about 6:00 PM here.
Anyway, how are things, mate?
>>683514224
>I've waited 20 days for the next chapter
>20 fucking days
>unacceptable
>>683514409
Aha I love that remix, and sleep tight, hope to see you again.
>Homu
Obligatory claim.
>When a man is fucking a stock of seawood
>>683514279
Oh god thank you I was so scared!
>>683514296
Mango is okay my friends just dick ride him super hard, I would choose Axe over him any day honestly
Lucina time
Miho claimed
Hello
>>683513891
Hello gorgeous
>>683514064
You're from Germany right? Cause I talked to a German bro from thread and the accent is just like in the films but better
>>683513943
Best bread is rolls with Texas road house butter
>>683514224
Finals and chilling here. You?
>>683514273
Get like this?
>>683514409
That's a really nice wallpaper
>>683514722
Hand
>>683514820
miho
>>683514810
hello
>>683514911
Why hello smug.
Are you a fan of this title?
>>683514573
I'm making a poster promoting an old game and why it was somehow innovative but I'm just not feeling it. Been sitting at this for a few hours now and this is what I got so far -nothing-
I did some dank design though. I wonder if anyone here ever played Dungeon Siege
>pic related, my unfinished poster
it's 3 am here, how are things Shira?
>Akiko
>>683514761
It seems people either hate him or love him
Honestly I like Hungrybox more than Armada
>>683514722
Oh.
Hi handy-dandy
>>683514810
Baking bread?
>>683514820
Hi miho
>>683515005
Being called smug? Hell yeah!
>>683515005
Lil' Sand Dove.
>>683514911
just hanging out waiting for moments to jump in to any conversations
>>683514761
No problem?
>Still no discount tho
>>683514564
I was driving, sorry
>>683515005
>>683515172
Hello
>>683514911
I'm a full blooded belgian from Belgium. It's that little speck inbetween all the former world superpowers. It's like France, the Netherlands and Germany had an orgy clusterfuck and Belgium is the spawn of that. We have our own accent.
>>683515095
I dont like H box anymore after Evo I just dont like him anymore, he irritates me
>>683515305
>No discount
Fine by me I wanna pay full price
Be back soon gotta go put my pre order in at gamestahp
claimed
Claiming Best Ass Goddess
>>683512154
Yeah the game on n64 we're soo fun!
Just thinking about it makes me want to play Banjo Kazooie again!!
>I know you like it
>>683512527
Yeah that's crazy I still can't believe it!!
Do your best and im sure you'll be fine!
Keep the peaches hidden!
>>683512832
Hahahaha yeah he's the fat one!! But dayumm he hurts!
Heyyy niggas I already got to go...My buddies want to go outside... I'll miss you all!
I'll be back later!!
LOVE YOU!
>>683515543
As a person I like Hbox but ingame I can't stand him
Hello
>>683515573
TF2 is a fun game. I don't currently play it, but a lot of anons here still do.
>>683515671
bye
https://youtu.be/Tgokaw2ZOoA
>>683515307
Shame on you for being productive
>>683515671
Welcome back Aqua
Bye Aqua
>>683515172
Hey there, beautiful smug. How are ya?
>>683515671
Good bye mon osti <3
>>683515543
See ya later~
Will be lurking now
>>683515543
>>683515741
Shit I forgot to ask if you've ever been to one of Shofu's streams
>>683515754
Hello
You don't get noticed enough
Here's a (You)
Flamie claimie
Hey guys
>>683515754
I personally don't like this claim, but how are you the anon?
>>683515995
I cry
i will an hero on stream next thread if this post gets a (you)
>>683515758
its distracting while the day passes by
>>683515027
Pretty sure I've heard of it before, never played it though. I think one of my friends may have I owned it when I was young.
>but I'm just not feeling it
Is it a necessary thing to do? If not, then don't do it if you aren't feeling it. Of course, if that was an option you probably would have done that already.
I'm doing a-okay.
I feel a little sick b/c I've been eating like shit the past couple of days. That's very uncharacteristic of me and I'll probably start eating right again tomorrow.
>>683516221
Really?
>>683515185
I'll get a QOTT soon on something we can all talk about
>>683515307
Driving and threading also destroys your laifu
>>683515332
How are you?
>>683515393
Welp nevermind. Cause this German bro is 180cm, 100kg and isn't 18 yet and looks 20-something
>>683515671
Fuuuuuck
>it's nice. I'll say that. Might be watching me
>>683515754
Hi
>>683515855
I'm doing fine if it wasn't the final week. But I'm Goodman you handy-dandy?
>>683516045
Hey what up?
>>683516048
Im good thanks senpai, I feel recognized now. I can finally be at rest.
>>683516430
will be posting link in random thread
>>683516233
What other distracting things do you like to do?
>>683516446
Rest well QT
>>683516256
Hello
>>683516446
>finally feel recognized
>been saying hi to you since yesterday with most post since yesterday
>>683516445
Not much, very happy to be in bed. You?
>>683516630
music and lurk and eat
>>683516616
I doubt it! :D
>>683515812
Well, not really being productive. Was just picking the bf up from work. Currently letting dinner digest then gonna shower and gym, THEN I will have been productive.
>>683516445
Yes, that is why I don't do it.
Yuuki claim, Overwatch is fun
>Best stalker is here
>>683516831
i want a gf to pick me up from work :(
>>683516445
Hope that isn't too stressful. That's good to hear, man. I'm doing well, just relaxing right now. Thanks for asking.
>>683516672
Hey there!
How are ya?
>>683516831
>Don't drive and thread
>Otherwise you won't drive 'cuz dead
This has been a PSA brought to you by Shira
>>683516256
It's pretty necessary. I should've turned it in today but I overslept through the presentation moment
>>683516445
Shinoah give me your smuggest smug right now for reasons
I'm 19 and I'm told I look 24 so there might be womething wrong with people's point of reference there
>>683516831
>tfw other people can afford dinner and gas
I hope you can at least chill now, sounds like a tiring day
>>683515179
Big hand
>for me
>>683516758
post your favorite song.
Maybe other anons have similar tastes.
>no one likes mine, not gunna bother
>>683516445
Ok-ish
nom nom nom
>>683516955
ohai
>>683516982
i want a gf ;(
QOTT: if can go back and live in any era, what would it be?
Ancient Roman era not only for the glory of rome, but to fuck bitches and get money
>>683517137
>I should've turned it in today but I overslept
You were given this chance.
It's 3:30 over there.
Create the poster you were meant to create, Akikonon.
It's destiny.
>>683517172
I'm good
>>683517106
I'm doing well. Playing the Overwatch Beta. How are you doing.
>>683517172
I'll be gentle.
>>683517361
Neolithic, about 10,000 BCE, before monotheism and agriculture.
>>683517361
medieval era but only if i can have a reverse lady white knight who will save me!
>>683517361
>Old one
the 1960s
Nice hats and women had yet to be ruined.
>>683517547
i understand.
>>683517569
you're a gentle giant.
>>683517569
I love boys with big strong hands
>>683517361
I wouldn't.
I'm perfectly happy where I am right now, I think.
I've got so much convenience in my life, it's hard to imagine I'd ever want to leave it, because I'm really grateful for all of the things I've had.
If I had to choose though, perhaps I'd live in the Jurassic/Cretaceous/Some Dinosaur-Ass Time. I think although I'd get eaten pretty much instantly, there'd be a lot of nature and whatnot to enjoy before then.
>>683517566
>the Overwatch Beta
Any good? I probably won't invest in Overwatch at all, but I'm still interested.
I could be doing better.
>>683517748
Was thinking of replying with that but I hesitated, reading my mind over there.
>>683517843
It's really good. I don't preorder much, but I'm gonna preorder it.
>>683517319
step one
get out of here
run
>>683517808
Hands off!
i saw him first!
>>683516982
>tfw a dude
But yes it's okay I guess. For now I'm his chauffeur seeing as how I'm between semesters at the moment.
>>683517106
Yes. Also I love that picture, don't know why but I do.
>>683517137
Well, actually it's been extremely boring. It won't get tiring until after I get done at the gym.
>>683517361
WW2, but I'd go back with modern technology and become the real Captain America
>>683517361
I'd probably just go back and live a few decades ago, maybe the 70's or 80's.
>>683516704
I'm actually in bed just chilling here in thread. I'm also hoping that finals be easy on me. Also try to respond to many anon with one pic. It saves us image limit a lot. How new are you m8?
>>683516831
I did it once and almost hit a Chevy
>>683516873
Right? Who's your fav hero?
>>683517060
Hope finals are gentle on me
>>683517137
I wonder how many here are 19?
>
>>683517216
Okay-ish? Mundane day?
>>683518013
C-can I just watch? Please?
>>683516133
>I check
>>683517388
>checked
Yea but as I said I'm just not feeling it
>>683518033
>3 checks in a row
Don't forget those legs
>>683517361
I think I'm pretty well off right here man. There's food in abundance, drinking water galore, vaccines and advanced medical treatment and memes
>>683516688
The threads always 404 before i can see anything
>>683517361
the one where jesus was alive so I could be his kick ass sidekick
>>683518428
you did it you said something before 404
>>683517361
>Ancient Roma
Oh yes... I do want to eat and puke and eat again all day long.
Im the weird guy that wouldn't actually like to go back in time, I like health conditions of today and I need my memes.
>>683518260
I don't know, I'm probably among the youngest fucks around
Nevermind, I found one
>pic related
I couldn't resist
>Akiko
>>683518263
I respect handy too much to exploit him in such a way.
My apologies
>>683518260
D.Va and Roadhog. You?
>>683518260
I'm sure it will, just gotta treat 'em right.
>>683518716
>among the youngest fucks around
You called? ',:^)
question is this thread usually started by one guy or can i become the new overlord of /waifu/
>>683518000
Trips checked.
Preordering is always a weird risk.
I'd do it more often if I had a console that was up-to-date.
>and also money
>>683518033
Frankly it's my favorite set of waifu pics I've got.
>Also the sleep-induction device may be my favorite Aizawa moment
>>683518284
I get it, yeah.
>food in abundance
>drinking water galore
>vaccines
>advanced medical treatment
>memes
I'm so glad I'm in what might be the one part of America that doesn't seem to be failing in at least one of these things. I hate to admit it, but we're usually an alright country. It's just sometimes we fuck up and start thinking vaccines are horrible or by some weird twist of fate there's a freak drought in a coastal state.
Though some drinking water a few cities over got tainted with lead sometime ago, that blew over.
>>683518260
Kind of. I need to help put in a carpet tomorrow.
>>683519200
If your fast enough you can be
so did I miss anything?
>>683519200
Tenten will rise again.
Just you wait.
>>683518901
Weren't you like 22 years old?
>>683519200
Tenryuu is our Fürher but it's usually just whomever is first that makes the thread. There's no real order or anything.
>>683519301
>thinking vaccines are horrible
You don't know horrible until you've had a relative die of smallpox
Yeah those incidents give some insight into how it could be and how it used to be. Makes you appreciate all that we've built and managed so far
>>683519686
>22 years old
>>683518260
Ah, I'm nineteen as well.
Seems a lot of us are.
I don't really know what I'm going to do with my life. I want to be a musician, but I'm still working at a not-to-be-named retail shop. The only thing that makes my day is when a kid comes in and buys one of those starter instruments to practice on. I don't even go to college, though sometimes I crash my friends' classes and sit in the back if I think the class is interesting.
My roommate pays for half of my apartment's rent even though he hardly comes around anymore, and I feel like a freeloader because of it. Truth is though, if he were to stop I couldn't afford it, so I guess I am. Still, I pull my weight, or try to.
mumei best girl
>>683519686
>22 years old
You're pretty far off bro :^)
>>683519838
Yuuko knows ;^)
>>683519921
12?
>>683518428
You must be a busy man. Respect.
>>683518716
I love this so much thank you
>>683518831
Reinhardt, tracer, widowermaker and genji nigga. But I'm best with reinhardt
>>683518838
How do I treat em right senpai?
>>683518901
We already know mugi...
>>683519200
Anyone can do it. It's usually one QOTT per thread unless it's really slow or two posted around the same time on accident
>>683519352
Carpet?
>>683519861
Heading to navy life so it wouldn't be as hard. Gotta win m8!
>>683518260
Sorry senpai, not used to talking to more than one or two people at a time. Also was being lazy on mobile.
>>683518809
Even if I promise to masturbate as quietly as possible in the corner?
>>683519861
>nineteen
>tfw old
>>683519686
>Thinking vaccines are horrible
I don't get it either.
>Until you've had a relative die of smallpox
Damn, that's rare, ain't it...?
And yeah, we've come a long way as far as modern medicine goes. I don't know how it is over there, but it just seems that we pay out the ass for that progress, even when it's cheaply done.
Still, I appreciate that we've developed the means to help our own kind, I think that's one of the few things I really appreciate humans for.
>>683517361
1889-1945
>>683520122
It seems Akiko doesn't ',:)
>>683520117
I'm not that autistic.
Ok I'm going to stop now
reminder ~
you can use a new IP or your mobile to get more ~
>>683520220
HA! this one always gets me
>>683520163
Masturbation!? What's next? Hand Holding!
Hell no.
>>683519838
>>683519921
Dude, I don't know
I don't remember the QOTT about age
I can barely remember what day of the week it is, how could I remember all you guys' ages
>>683520122
>checked
Save it, it's all yours
The joke just kinda hit me on the head all of a sudden
>>683520305
My late nephew
He was just a toddler. He had some kind of bad reacton to vaccines so he couldn't get his shots. Now this shouldn't be a problem since everyone else is vaccinated, but he caught some bad germs anyway. That grave was too damn small
>>683520642
Aren't you just a loyal one.
>>683519897
you
>>683520122
>Heading to navy life so it wouldn't be as hard
I would myself, but I don't like the idea of war, and I don't want to ever be associated with it, even if it's just a desk job.
That, and I have asthma, so they'd never let me in the armed forces.
I'm winning as much as I can with what I have.
>That's what makes me a winner
>>683520553
Neat. If only I had ten bucks to spare for a mousepad.
>>683519921
ModBait/10
>>683520644
I hope mugi is smart enough not to answer this.
Did he even answer the QOTT?
>>683520757
Of course i am. I settled for the best.
>>683520644
Well you don't want to know
Trust me
>>683520879
A LEGEND NEVER DIES
>>683520644
>Now this shouldn't be a problem since everyone else is vaccinated
Fuck, there's a phrase for that, but I forgot what it is. My condolences, man.
>mugi confirmed for implied underage
>burn him at the stake
>>683520985
Fuck I don't remember if I did
I can't remember honestly
>>683520985
I wouldn't know but I asume she didn't
>>683521000
>trips confirm I don't want to know
>>683521179
fuck that mugi greentext was supposed to be a copy/paste to a different post.
>>683520122
You know a carpet.
>Miho
>>683521262
shh
>>683520793
its $0.99 if you follow the steps anon
>>683520163
You get used to it
>
>>683520220
Oh my
>>683520399
Hmmm
',:)
>>683520644
Checked it's fucking beautiful mang
>>683520793
Fuck in the feels. And we're not at ear with anyone that I know of so you should be fine
>>683521282
I keep thinking you mean something for your car. My bad dude
>>683520553
This almost makes me want to need a mousepad.
>trackball life
>>683520642
O-okay.... ;(
>>683520644
Fucking hell, that's so sad....
>>683520985
>flustered hands
>>683521499
it's ok anon. You'll know when the right one comes along.
i wish you luck.
>>683521554
moonpie
you're doing great!
>>683521554
i like the cow girl
i need to not.
>>683521465
noted.
>>683521410
no u
>>683521491
>fuck in the feels
You know it. I know we're not at war with anyone, but it could still happen someday.
I don't want to be a part of that someday.
>>683521861
>mugi pillow headshot
>>683521491
Not everything is about the car.
>>683521179
It's fine, that's just how life goes and it wasn't anyone's fault really. Sometimes these things just happen. Just like how one of my organs one day just exploded, almost killing me.
It happened a long time ago so I'm over it but every time I cycle past the graveyard I cant help but glance over the wall. Seeing all those tiny graves really makes you appreciate the time you have
>>683521499
>checked
Yeah, it is
The worst part is that there's no one to blame
No one to be angry at and no one to take your anger and frustration out on. It just happened. I consider it a miracle that my aunt is still married, I can't imagine the impact of such a loss
>>683521554
>off by one
Hello Milkman
>>683521499
no need to use it
you can hand it on your wall
I do that
Well, I'm awake...
>>683521763
Fluffy Hair, I think you're great.
>>683521797
Thanks, your waifu is pretty great too.
>>683522054
Hello 'incest'.
Daron Malakian can write some pretty alright tunes but his lyrics can just be so "meh" sometimes
>Mugi
>>683522165
you're getting lewder everyday.
hello
>>683521526
So what are you up to?
>>683522165
It's 10pm for you
wat
>>683522379
So how are things in your great life buddy?
>>683522379
I should really turn on WoT right about now
>>683522431
Sorry sorry i can cover up
>>683521763
Thanks friend. I'm pretty sure Jeffrey Dean Morgan is the right one, but he never seems to come along.
>>683521797
How can Rachnera be so not my type, and yet I still find her so insanely sexy?
>>683522054
Yeah, I can't imagine. Confirmed for never having kids.
>>683522089
Well shit, that's a pretty great idea! Or I could just put it in a drawer and take it out and look at it sometimes.... >_>
>>683523080
omg that one's really cute
>>683522431
Talking to a friend on Skype, kek.
>>683522165
Morning Tsuyu
>>683522379
>incest
They don't do anything and they're not even related
>>683523231
yea to kiss it good night
Time to sleep, goodnight.
>>683522054
>It's fine, that's just how life goes and it wasn't anyone's fault really.
My father taught me to treat the death of loved ones like that at a young age. I haven't had anyone particularly close to me pass away since then, so I don't know if I could still tell myself that when the time comes.
>>683523281
I think it was a joke :^)
what should i do tomorrow guys im starting to go crazy with nothing to do :"(
>>683523080
Cute!~
>>683523474
Farewell beautiful
>>683523246
enjoy verbally abusing the weakest link.
>yuuko
>>683523281
Sadly it's 10pm
I napped after work but now i feel like a waste ugh
>Tsuyu
>>683522936
Good, just got back from my workout, gonna eat something here in a bit. How are things with you?
>>683523049
Have you still not played today?
>>683523281
That's why I said 'incest' with the marks around it.
>>683523559
He gets it.
>>683523621
work out for part of the day
>Barry
>>683523080
colodraws never fails :)
>>683523369
And good morning.... and happy lunchtime... and festive midafternoon....
>>683523474
Buenos noches, amigo.
>>683523739
Kek, we're good friends who don't really do that. No weak links in our little group.
What are you up to, love?
>hand
>>683524028
Or carry it around and spend all day with you're waifu
>>683523646
>Explodes
Great! Nice conversation and i'm excited for work tomorrow just because i enjoy the people going to be there. Another great day in paradise.
>>683524126
i wish i knew.
Existing?
>yuuko
>>683524347
>silent weeping
>>683524548
top to
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