Waifu claiming thread.
>:^) edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important:^)
Akiko claimed
incest
Megumin claimed
>>683523486
Well obviously it's not fine. You'll always wonder why him and why so soon and all that but it doesn't matter. There are some things out of our control and we'll just have to accept that, however hard or frightening it may be
>>683523559
I see it now
I am on the internet and 4chan at 4:20 pm so I'm utterly oblivious to sarcasm and tiny ' marks
>>683523621
chop wood?
>>683524621
*fart*
Gonna get something to eat now.
>>683524548
Nice, sounds a lot funner than my day is gonna be.
i have arrived CLAIM!
Shiro reporting in!
>>683524772
How random, but I still like it.
>>683524621
kagami claimed
>>683524776
>
Obligatory claim.
>>683524548
I'm glad you're at least doing well, man. Glad you're existing with me. Relaxing?
Flamie claimie
Miho claimed
>>683524772
Go on
>>683524621
I'm permanently claiming *
I'm back.
Did I miss anything?
>>683524772
Whatchu talking bout fgt?
>>683524776
>>683524900
>
>>683524621
>:^) edition
Boy
K-On music is either really shitty or really good
There is no in between
>>683524900
>>683524900
>>683524776
JUST FUCK ALREADY!!!
>>683522019
How I see it, it's the innocence that I worry about. My brothers in arms would die besides me and I'd die for them. How I see, you don't be a hero and go shooting hostile up like rambo. I'll fight til the end and if I die from fighting, I died fighting.
>>683522032
>
>>683522165
Hey licky licky
>>683523474
Night
>>683525109
stop!!!! shinoa wants you!!
>>683525004
Nothing really
Shinoa bro
>>683525004
Hey Galko
Yeah you missed everything
>>683525109
>
mine
>>683525207
Nigga I told you I don't mind
Mine. You nignogs cant have.
>>683525210
>>683525209
I'm getting mixed answers here.
>>683525004
So very much.
>>683525366
Do not want.
>>683524843
What's your day going to be like.
I'd hate to think it's unpleasant in anyway. You're too good to deserve that.
>>683524953
For now....
people will come to fuck it up.
>>683524964
(you)
>>683525004
bubblegum
>>683524969
Yuuko has no siblings : (
>>683525032
Don't worry about it
*winks*
You know, and Dio would kill my for saying this, but holy shit the reunion scene with Sugawara and Sherry in GATE, way too cute
>>683524900
What a sad day it is
>>683525133
kek
>>683525398
Kind of both
You missed shit but none of it really mattered
>switching to computer mobile is pissing me off
>>683525244
(you) as well
Samozaryadnyj Karabin sistemy Simonova SKS claimed
>>683525366
i could see her being a dominatrix being a cop and all for some reason so good pick
>>683525532
Yuuko.
>>683525688
Kyouko.
>>683525527
What does "very much" include?
>>683525633
Thank you.
claim
I hate this
I want and need sleep
But I get sleep and I feel like a waste of life
Frick
>>683525207
>not wanting a free cola
>>683525210
>....
>>683525330
>
>>683525626
me*
what's a keyboard right
>Shizuru get!
>>683525532
I'm sure the rest of your night will go fine....for now.
>mischievous hands
>>683525629
im feeling better now, i got cheered up pretty good!!! are you still feeling blue megumin??
Finally done fucking working
fuck everything, I'm having a beer and staring into the computer screen until I fall asleep
>>683525773
Maybe i should actually learn your name.
>>683525825
Common, i don't know why that is.
Wonder if white noise helps.
>>683526036
hand you're not popular today. What happened? I lower your social status that fast?
>>683526098
ren
>>683526098
My nigga
>>683526244
Yuuko.
>>683525532
NO U
>>683525626
Itami is god-tier husbando material.
>>683525763
Midget clowns riding flaming ponies.
>>683525825
But anon, sleep is love, sleep is life.
>>683525398
I see it more as nothing of importance. We talked about age around the end of thread
>>683525629
I try
>>683525758
You stay true with rachnera's dominance thing
>>683525831
>
>>683526098
Oh
>>683526295
Ruri
>>683526244
>>683526273
>>683526522
>>683526535
How we all doing tonight? Anybody as fucking over this pitiful existence as I am?
>>683526071
That's nice to hear. What bothered you anyway?
>I do have an idea of what it is
Honestly, I could use a drink right now, maybe that'll cheer me up a bit
>>683526522
Did you check out the game I told you about?
Homura claimed... neeed sleeep.
QOTT: whats the most bizarre food you ate?
Balut. Good shit tho
>>683526098
living the dream
>>683524888
>checked
you like the randomness or incest?
>>683525688
>checked
>>683525831
>tfw Bunny-anon noticed me
>>683526098
Hey Renge
>fuck everything
That's a good way to live by
>>683526778
Finals week coming by so a bit anxious
>>683526811
SHIT!
>>683526522
Alright.
>>683526467
Sounds pretty neat.
>>683526778
I want to die, but only a little bit.
>>683526835
I never ate anything crazy... perhaps blue cheese or flaming chinese icecream?
>>683526778
>off by one confirms pitiful existance
im having my daily suicidal thoughts
nothing new
>>683526778
Least you have a job
>>683524621
reminder ~
$0.99 (shipping included world wide) if you follow the steps~
and you can order more at the same address , just change IP ~
>>683526778
I'm sorry, but i only made one noose.
>>683526824
Goodnight beautiful
>>683526835
Anything made by my mother
>>683527058
>see pic
>>683526954
forgot the anime shes from help?
>>683527058
>SHIT!
>
>>683526244
>check
Vel'koz the eye of the void
or vel for short
Filename usually gives it away
>>683526835
A live octopus
hi is freklz around
>>683526835
boiled snails
>>683526244
I'm not complaining, I'm fine just talking to you anyway. It's all good.
>>683526244
>>683526467
I slept.
Sleeeping isn't hard.
I just don't like sleeping all day after getting out of work at 2...
>>683526522
just what im into man thats why i like her ive always been a submisive guy, thats why the average stuff on 4chan girls giving blow jobs just turns me off im a weird guy just want a women to care for me :'(
>>683526835
just the ocassional stuff when i was a kid....
Good night everyone.
>>683527297
Thanks... it even started raining just in time for me to hit the sheets.
>>683527627
glue? :^)
>>683527452
Good to know thank you.
I originally didn't think you'd stick around this long.
Sorry for being sort with you.
>>683527273
Miho darling.
Sell your body and make millions.
>>683527775
off by 2 god fucking damnit
>>683526835
Like ever? Testicles I guess?
>>683527072
It was... melty.
>>683527246
I spend less time these days thinking about suicide and more time thinking about homicide. I think this is progress.
>>683526835
Turkey nuts. Yeah, you read that right.
>>683526824
Go to bed Homu, I say this every night
>>683526859
Which one is this
There are too many of you
>>683526954
Hiya Akiko, how's your day been?
>>683527058
Finals are ezpz, just go ace everything
>>683527072
I'm with you on that.
>>683527246
Join me, brother, in my morbid ideation.
>>683527273
I honestly am happy about that but it also completely blows so I'm not entirely happy about that.
>>683527297
Can I borrow it when you're done?
>>683526835
I've eaten nearly everything that grows on this earth, but the weirdest thing I've eaten was probably either a live superworm or a scorpion in sugar
>>683527322
>checked
Oniichan dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne!
>>683524772
I guess we're sisters now.
>>683524843
Moo
>>683524953
How the fuck is it going today, hand-kun.
Putting those hands to good use?
>Daily masturbation is healthy
>>683526098
About to get drunk myself
For the 8th day in a row
Idk how long I'm going to be on so I'll give the reminder now.
Daily reminder that maka albarn is superior to mugi in every way.
No one gives better patsthan hand-kun.
Absolutely nobody can outrun Emi. No one
Daily masturbation is healthy
Praise the sun
>>683526835
I had alligator when i was in Florida. Tastes like chicken.
I fell asleep, but I'm back!
>>683526835
Ass.
Starting to get use to it now... And enjoying it
>>683527926
That's not up to me
sorry....
>>683528049
Hello there, it has been some time. How are you and the future wifey?
>>683528049
Woah, Marie, how'd that trip go? I didn't get a chance to talk to you when you got back.
>>683528133
Confirmed for tasting like chicken.
>>683527839
For you $50 an hour
>>683527926
the one from yesterday
>>683527926
Then give me your job.
>>683527277
So... dick pic mousepads?
>>683527203
>flaming Chinese ice cream.
Never heard of this.
>>683527058
Highschool or uni/college?
Rory claimed. Still gross but a qt
>>683528396
You really underestimate how many of you there are.
>>683528368
AAHHH YIIIISSSS
>>683527775
naaah mostly grass, i was never a glue eater
>although some of the glue sticks smelled like tortilla chips....
>>683527920
Melty?
>>683527926
I'm sorry to hear that.
Fuck it, I'm having some drinks tonight
>>683528593
whoops
claiming
>>683528192
>enjoying it
>
>>683527926
alright
>>683527920
i wouldnt consider that progress
suicide wont get you potentially put in jail ;^)
>>683527034
Need a relief bb?
>>683527297
I don't quit life thay easily
>>683527436
I forgotten about it and then name
>sorry
>>683527476
Don't know the nickname of that anon. Sorry
>>683527594
Got nothing agaisnt it. You want someone to care for you while treating like a subordinate?
>>683527926
Easier than done
>>683528049
Shit nigger you're back
>>683528135
Welcome
>>683528593
>>683528681
don't do it!!! kek
>>683526467
but
but I wasn't talking about Itami though
regardless, yeah Itami's aight
>>683526835
jesus Shinoa
but, to answer the question, my tastes are pretty vanilla tbh
>>683528580
see >>683525626
>>683528319
Have you had it before?
>>683528689
My body is ready
>>683528235
>>683528319
All good. We're going to Nova Scotia for a while untill the air quality is decent enough to breathe again. Then I'm going back to fort McMurray to help rebuild the community and I think my future wife will be going to her hometown (BC) for a month or 2
>>683528635
>grass
lmao what nigga
my waifu right here, claiming her as mine
>>683528777
trips confirm?
>>683528862
>checks wallet
FUCK
>>683528909
Dame that all sounds good.
>secretly hates you
>>683528759
Europa Universalis 4~
>>683528803
Just a few beers, nothing crazy~
>>683528909
HEY!
HE'S BACK!
How'd the BBQ go?
>>683525626
It totally is. Fuck protocol.
>>683527839
I barely post. Not many people notice me anyway. I usually lurk and keep this thread open in another tab. You guys aren't such huge faggots and sometimes interesting shit goes on here. Once you start getting the inside jokes it's not that bad. There do seem to be people here who don't enjoy it at all, not sure why they keep coming back to bitch about how they hate everyone
My general idea about you guys is this, but you're not too bad
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/c/c3/VelKoz.move06.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20140212220910
>>683528049
It's going good, my engaged man. Just relaxing today and living live as usual
Masturbation is crucial, but that's for closed doors.
Thanks for asking, handsome. How are you doing?
>>683528759
Thanks.
>>683528759
yeah kinda role reversal girl protects me and im the damsel in distress sorry. if im being overbearing i can tone it down
>>683529083
if you say so....okay lol
anyways im going to bed....good night everyone!! sleep tight and sweet dreams!!!
>>683529040
Here's a peak have the money next time.
>>683528368
I have $50.
all of yall faggot waifus aren't as amazing as my fucking waifu. i have a shrine of her. i can post pic of shrine if you want.
>>683528909
So proposal went well, I take it? That's really great news. I take it you live way the fuck north from me.
>>683528862
I have, yes, but only once or twice.
>>683528926
You never ate grass dude?
>>683529134
I gotta say, you at least chose an incredibly unconventional waifu.
>>683528759
Nah, you got it fam.
>>683528505
That is a very intense stare you've got there, Miho.
>>683528701
Want me to eat your gaping anus?
>>683528759
Yes I am. How are ylu, you little smug bitch?
>>683529040
Why do you hate me?
>is it because I raped you?
Twice.
>>683529095
What BBQ? I've had like 5 since I've been up here
>>683529400
Sleep well~
>>683529427
I'd fucking destroy your beautiful waifu
>>683529134
>not sure why they keep coming back to bitch about how they hate everyone
It is a bit odd.
>>683529427
Post pics.
>>683527926
Slow day, overslept and just continually procrastinating this poster on Dungeon Siege I gotta make
>>683529213
Ayy Mako, what's up?
>>683529359
Okay so you like being dominated but what are your thoughts on cucks?
>>683529416
50 is only for Yuuko
>>683529435
never ever
>>683529449
what are you fucking gay? :^)
>>683528651
Mmhmm, first the ponies, then the clowns. Was kinda sad, but mostly smelly.
>>683528701
Fuck, you're right, brb an hero.
>>683528836
Oh I know you weren't, but I can't think about GATE without my Itami crush swelling out.
>>683529359
No way, turn it up homey. ;^)
>>683529134
Ya you're probably referring to some of the oldfags that hate the direction of the thread.
Oh well.
You should be noticed more than you are. You deserve it.
>>683529400
Goodnight beautiful
>>683529407
Thank you
i hope you don't charge tats
>>683529449
Na, you have a lot of good things going for you.
Good for you man, enjoy it.
>>683529435
Ah ok. I only had it once when i was a kid.
>>683529719
How much would I need to pay?
>>683529866
Interesting.
>>683529866
O. I can't think about GATE without my Tuka crush swelling up.
>>683529435
Proposal went well yeah. Ofc she said yes.
HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU SAY NO TO ME?
I live in Fort McMurray Alberta where the fires started. Got confirmation that my house is still up. Guess I'll be taking in a bunch of families. There will be like 40 fuckers in my house. Going to be living like a goddamn paki. Or Mexican
>>683529136
It's for closed doors? Damn it. Hopefully these VR headsets go over well so I can open your door, watch you in the act and you will have no clue that I'm even there
>>683529883
Tats is always free.
>>683530045
$350
>>683528836
What? What's wrong with eat the embryo of a duckling? Bones are soft enough to swollow and yolk is still there
>>683529083
Thanks homie I'll check out the game plays now
>>683529170
How you doing my dude?
>>683529435
Ok mang. I got it. Did a 100 question final today, everything should be easy
>>683529449
Doing fine you cunt muffin. What are you up to now man?
>>683529359
Oh myyyyy. No you're not. It's 4chan remember?
>
>>683529684
absoluteness disgusting like really gross i hate that it is associated with femdom
>>683529449
The McMurray one
>>683529767
For you I'd go gay. :^)
>>683530105
The fuck is that image.... that's not even on my phone... or my marie rose file
>>683529435
I chose Vel for a number of reasons
>looks cool
>Syndra
>reflects my personality somewhat
>there's a hand waifu here so I didn't think it'd be a big deal
>stands out, recognizeable
And if I'm correct there's someone here who likes vel'koz as well
I'm not actually romantically attracted to vel'koz
>>683529672
One would start to wonder
>>683529883
Things come and go, everything changes
That's just the nature of all things and the internet in particular
Have you been here long? How do you feel about the way it's been going?
>You should be noticed more than you are. You deserve it.
Thanks but I usually don't contribute that much
In the end I'm realy just an anon who lurks around like any other
>>683529400
Ni ni senpai
>>683530055
That makes lots of sense.
(lelei la lelena is best girl)
Shit I didn't realize I was gone that long, I decided to eat it in the kitchen since it was messier than I thought it would be.
>>683525532
Nah its just same as usual, nothing exciting just feeding animals and working out like always.
>>683529400
Night kagami
Shinoa
>>683528635
i ate tree leaves from some time as a youngin
>>683530473
Imageswaps bro. Happens all the time.
>>683530105
I don't know shit about the fucking arctic circle where you live, man. I'm in Georgia. You could be literally raining cats and dogs and I'd be none the wiser.
>>683529767
Go eat some grass, Mugi.
>>683529684
Do it Akiko
I believe in you
>>683530742
i missed you cow gril
I'm going to try and sleep, I'm fairly tired for some reason.
Goodnight.
>hopefully
>>683530215
oh god stop I'm gonna be sick
>>683530609
nah dude, Tuka for sure. Lelei's too robotic for me, stereotypical mage etc etc
No one ever likes Kino :(
>>683530889
>>683530105
Weird. Any cluehow that works?
Pic related is my marie rose file.
There's some lewds there so don't look if you're a bitch
>>683531190
Goodnight, Gold. Sleep warm and well.
>>683531190
Night tits
>>683530594
Longer than most, but as of the people here now Vigil is the oldest. Not that i think it matters.
i think it's gotten a bit less hugboxy and a bit harder for newcomers to enter which i dislike, but many others could argue that that's a good thing.
>>683531071
Thanks.
>>683531190
Goodnight. See you in like an hour.
In and out nigguuuuh
>>683531190
Night Galky
>>683531199
Salt and Pepper brah and mama-Mia!
>>683531202
Claim her m8
>>683530594
>tfw still waiting for Yog Sothoth to ask me out
>>683531190
Sleep well.
>>683531199
>stereotypical mage shit
>my fetish
Ugh I'm so basic....
>>683530889
>go eat some grass, Mugi
>lost
>>683530304
I don't even remember. Perks of being drunk 6 days in arow
>>683531467
Fast as usual.
Goodnight beautiful
>yuuko
>>683531190
See you in 30 minutes when you realize you can't sleep
>marie rose
Sleep for me too, ni ni.
>flamie
>>683531467
Hey Em.... superior Maka.... I think you've earned the title of top meme
>marie fucking rose
>>683531190
Goodnight Galko!
>Kyouko
>>683531964
Night fremy
>shinoa bro
