am i the only person that gets pissed off at all the porn on /b/?
i've never actually bothered making a thread about it because i know i'll get called a faggot but it's not the porn itself that bothers me but rather that it's on /b/
put that shit in it's proper boards
#MAKE4CHANLESSCANCEROUSAGAIN
>>683368188
You're not alone anon
>>683368361
thanks anon
It's /b/. Yeah, the porn does get annoying, but you get slightly used to it.
>>683368603
yeah but these days it's to the point where it filters out the actual content because "people like porn"
it's just gotten progressively worse over the years
>>683368188
It's sad because I've had to slowly migrate out to /wsg/ & other boards
I wish /b/ banned all porn, especially as someone who is trying to quit porn. At least give ban traps, they need their own board. So much fucking degeneracy. MAKE /b/ GREAT AGAIN
>>683368988
My favorite pattern is as follows:
Actual content
Porn
Porn
Feet
Porn
Actual content
Repeat until you quit 4chan entirely
>>683369234
yeah, same here. /b/ is a good idea on paper, but with a random board, there's bound to be loads of porn
>>683369352
I also forgot about the intermittent "Waifu claim threads".
>>683369352
it's even to the point where the actual content is wash, rinse, repeat
EVERYTHING IS A FUCKING COPYPASTA ON THIS BOARD
There are so many boards for porn.
I don't get why people can't take their shit to one of those.
Who?
>>683368188
/b/ has turned mainstream, and has become just another porn board with extra faggots
use filters
>>683369877
I await the return of "Giga Nigga" and actually funny web.m threads.
>>683369251
This. Give the faggots their own board.
>>683370123
>>683370207
that wouldn't be a good idea because trap faggots don't even account for half the porn posted on /b/ hourly
and since there are so many porn boards already and people still spam that shit on /b/, it's obvious that a new board exclusively for trap fags isn't going to work
>>683370456
Then how about a /fet/ board? Could house the trap shit, foot fags, and shit like that.
nudge
>>683370751
that seems like a good idea, but like i said, people will still post shit on /b/ because /b/ is more popular and it'll get noticed i guess
multiple porn boards haven't stopped it already so why would another
it would just make the website more cluttered
>>683371043
thanks anon
a hop and a skip and a BUMP
I can remember the last time I had a decent thread and it was fucking months ago, almost a year maybe, back when an anon was having to sell his bed to make rent. In a rare occurrence anons came together and helped finish his rent. God speed based anons.
>>683371061
My only counter would be how well the /mlp/ board worked at containment.
this is a good thread, don't die
>>683372073
yeah, /b/ would actually be a half-decent board if you didn't have to scroll through 8 pages of dicks and vaginas to get to the non-porn content that will 404 in 3 minutes anyways
>>683371061
It would work if they banned it on this board
>>683372503
thank you anon
let's keep it going
>>683372547
we should get a petition or something
>>683368188
Porn is the main reason I come to /b/...I like the creepshot threads, and the webm's...yes I go to /gif/ also for both, but /b/ tends to have the better stuff.
Other then porn /b/ is only entertaining very rarely with rekt or YLYL threads...there is hardly any OC anywhere.
That is kind of the fun at this point, wait for something to break the cycle and hop on board with whatever shit some brave anon pulls out of this cum dumpster
>>683372507
Couldn't agree more
>>683372955
Well see the only reason you come to /b/ for porn is because it's there.
If porn was banned, /b/ would be forced to post actual good content and return to it's former glory
not to say that there wasn't porn before, just in lower concentrations.
>>683372955
The only reason you don't see as much OC is because it gets drowned out by all the trap/rate my dick/what would you do to the whore in the picture/pic you shouldn't share circlejerk bullshit.
bump please don't let this thread 404
some people actually don't come here to fap.
>>683373620
Bump for justice, oldfag here, I agree, porn needs to stop, If I wanted porn, Id go somewhere else.
>>683373810
took the words out of my mouth
>>683373856
how long have you been for and how little porn was there back then?
>>683373206
>>683373565
I couldn't agree with both of your points more.
I certainly think it's odd considering 5+ years ago(No, I'm not an oldfag, just a lurker) /b/ was actually a bully website and that gay shit was not taken lightly on here...
I don't get why there is all these guys wanting other dudes to rate their dicks, and trap threads and, "tell me what you would do to her" threads.
>>683373856
Exactly. There are way better places to get porn
>>683374040
Yeah, even a year ago there was way less of those threads
(btw i didn't make both of those threads, just 1)
>>683372955
>>683374040
Also, the main reason I like the porn on /b/ is cause I use it as a "warm up" I never jerk off to anything on this website, I just use it to get the pistons fired up.
my facebook feed has gotten better than /b/
minimal porn, lots of oc and ironic memes
even most of the normie shit is better than half the content here
/b/ has become anything but random.
>>683374467
but all of this porn content means nothing to us fags who go to /b/ not wanting to jerk off. we came here for a good laugh and to waste our lives away, not scroll past dozens of dick/trap/feet pics
>>683374767
on point. i'm here to laugh at shit, maybe pick up a little knowledge here and there, and be disgusted
bump because you are not alone op
>>683375303
i miss my normie days when i was told to never go on /b/ and obeyed because i was scard
and if i had gone to /b/ then i would have witnessed some classic shit
and now i missed the boat with this board
and looking at all the oldfags reminiscing about when this board wasn't as shit makes me sad
This place was once considered to be a cess pool, now it's just a gay bath house.
Different shit, Double the AIDS.
>>683368188
I, too, am pissed.
There's tons of porn boards and /b/ apparently has to hold them all.
I've frequented this board several years ago, not anymore. It's just shitty YLYL threads and porn.
>>683375390
thanks anon, i'm actually relieved that i've finally made a thread that didn't 404 after 2 posts
>>683375932
I'd be happy with the shitty YLYL threads if you didn't have to scroll through so much porn to get to them.
If I had to choose between having to see shitty YLYL threads or porn threads on /b/ constantly, i'd pick YLYL by far
>>683376033
checked
yeah my gf used to think I came to this board for porn. haha
>>683375922
>gay bath house
kek
>>683376390
same here, i actually have to browse /b/ in incognito mode because it's essentially a porn site with the occasional other thing
>>683376252
at least there is the occasional funny nugget or two in YLYL threads, compared to nothing but cocks, assholes, and cucks in the others.
agreed
>>683376599
i agree, some YLYL threads actually have me rolling, whereas cocks just disgust me
>>683376540
same thing here.
honestly i've dipping my feet in all the other boards just to see whats going on there.
the only thing good i found in the adult torrents board was the mozart collection.
>>683376033
Dude, this is quality.
I feel the exact same way. I'm a newfag, only been here a month, and I don't really get all the hype I used to hear. All I see are porn threads, mixed in with occasional non-porn content.
same. I mean I came to post some new OC cringe I found of some neckbeard, and there isn't even a cringe thread currently
>>683377009
thank you, i expected to just get called a faggot for not liking to see porn 24/7 and then wait 5 minutes for the thread to 404
>>683368188
Can I ask you a question, OP?
>>683368361
you are not alones anons
>>683377207
yeah, whatever happened to those
even a year ago when i first started coming on here (hyper new-fag here) they were still flourishing
>>683377354
yes
>>683376992
I used to frequest /x/, but it got stupid.
I really miss /rs/.
>>683377448
i'ms glads
Ive been here 3 years so im a newfag but even 3 years back in time /b/ was a lot more interesting, now is just porn, traps, gets, cancerous memes, nonsense threads and ylyl(filled with all i just listed) i love porn and shit but i have my own porn pages i dont see the reason why post it here
>>683377540
Have you ever had a poop so long that if you stood up and looked back between your legs it'd look like you had a weird brown tail?
ARCHIVE THIS FUCKING SHIT AND POST IT AT THE TOP OF /B/ THIS NEEDS TO BE HEARD!
>>683377657
most shit on /x/ is either fake or just edgelords
>>683377717
yes i love doing that tbh
>>683377819
Thank you for answering.
>>683378020
thank you for asking
>>683377723
Yeah, but there used to be some decent discussions, before it turned into tulpas and summoning succubi
>>683377722
Start capping this and spam on all cancer threads!!
>>683378213
i actually haven't been on /x/ in months and months
and now i don't want to
>>683377722
Dubs speak the truth!
Watup cook
>>683378535
thanks for contributing i guess
>>683369352
you forgot loli and YLYL and furry and why can't atheists define atheism and fluffy abuse and cringe threads and gore threads and personal calls to raids
>>683378378
the tulpa/succubi shit started up years ago. I'm not real sure what's up over there now, as I can't be assed to go see.
>>683378682
yeah, but i didn't really like x when i came on there all those months ago, so i can't imagine it's any better now
nope. you are not
>>683378893
i almost got angry at first but then i took a better look at the picture kek
So, how come porn threads don't get spammed? Loli threads get Spiderman'd, fluffy threads used to get furry porn/gore'd, ylyl threads get absolutely blasted now.
If porn is considered by so many to be cancer, spam the threads.
>>683379158
all that makes you is worse than the people who posted the porn threads to begin with
>>683379158
well this thread is probably going to 404 at this point so thanks for the support everybody and spread the word
>>683379158
spamming is only effective if you have lots of people doing it.
What did /b/ talk about 6 years ago?
>>683380028
yeah, and you can only spam so fast, so people will just tell you to stfu unless you've got like 3+ people spamming.
>>683380204
where their uncle touched them when they were 12
>>683380204
i wish i knew tbh, but 6 years ago is when the cancerous decline of /b/ started from what i can discern
>>683377657
i only go to /x/ to see if there is a greentext thread. some of the stories are pretty spoopy. but other than that it sucks.
Would anyone else use a sfw /b/?
>>683380449
greentext stories on any board are just euphoric.
>>683380497
A sfw /b/ would basically restore it to what it was years and years ago, so yes.
But if it was optional nobody would use it and if it wasn't everybody would just complain and jump ship so rip
>>683380497
Not having shitloads of porn doesn't mean it'd be swf.
>>683380881
>start reading that greentext story
>tl;dr
>look at last line
glad i didn't bother reading it.
also bumperino this thread can't die on me :'(
>>683381210
considering the theme of this thread, it was heavily implied that by sfw he meant non-porn.
it just sucks that such a big change won't be implemented by 28 posters complaining about it.
>>683380308
Who cares? All anyone can really do is rage impotently at their monitors.
You guys talking about spamming being worse or that it's not effective.. There is nothing else that can be done. Mods won't ever help you, the cancer will never go away on its own, m00t or snacks ain't comin back to "save the day" or whatever.
Either do something, ANYTHING or you can uselessly bitch about muh /b/ in "oldfag" threads. Whatever you guys think is "most effective".
>>683381315
So we're bringing back sage-bombing?
>>683381644
Literally nothing can be done. All we're doing is imagining a /b/ without porn. you can't change /b/ by doing anything, considering that a new post is submitted every half second and it's the most cancerous site on the surface web.
>oldfag threads
kek
>>683380544
checked
true.
I checked how /v/ recently and holy shit. probably never going back there. I enjoy /wsg/ occasionally.
idk the people on here are funny. fapping to picures. I think the last time i fapped to a picture was in middle school. tbh the feels threads have been my favorites lately besides the kids still high school crying over some girl...in high school
>>683382031
im down
>>683382261
yeah feels threads are only of the only threads that contain oc these days
>>683368188
Today, OP wasnt a faggot. Good shit my man. If i wanted to beat off I'd be on pornhub.
>>683382676
thanks /b/ro this thread has basically died and i'm waiting for it to 404
I'll bump it again.
>>683383285
you are proof that /b/ isn't full of assholes.
>>683382811
well everyone is masturbating what did you expect
>>683382031
it's not the worst idea
bumperino valentino
One of the biggest reasons so much porn is on /b/ and not another board, is that all other boards ban anything that even comes close to questionable.
Fully clothed teens?
>banned
Small, legal porn actresses?
>banned
Any amateur who looks under 25?
>banned
/b/ is the only place the mods tolerate even a little bit of these things. The days of cp everywhere are behind us, but the mods still use /b/ as the containment board for anything that could even come close.
As for giving the fetishes their own board, I think it might be a good idea.
>>683383385
I have not yet begun to fap.
>>683383534
well fetish porn doesn't bother me as much as average joe porn because average joe shit has so many boards of it's own where fetish stuff doesn't have one so posting that shit on /b/ is excusable
>>683382031
I'd be on board with bringing back sage.
>>683383810
does sage not work anymore? because i've seen my other threads get saged
>>683383534
Yeah, because is shit like /qst/ can exist, I see no reason /fet/ couldn't.
>>683383534
Why do the mods contain it instead of banning it? It might be a lot of effort for a while but maybe we could run them all of to cripplechan.
>>683383905
afaik, it still works.
>>683384134
nice
>>683384134
i also never knew if sage meant to just not bump the thread or to actually lower it to more than it already was ???
>>683384026
They've tried before.
Just makes it worse and spread to other boards as the oldfags that like it retaliate. Used to be a cp or child model thread up 24/7 so i guess the mods consider it enough of a win to have gotten rid of that.
>>683384392
doesn't bump.
>>683384774
then why do people post to strictly sage if it doesn't lower the thread any more? i don't get it. to just annoy the fuck out of op?
if the thread 404's ill copy pasta and start a new one. unless op wants to.
>>683385068
i'll be asleep soon so i'd really appreciate it if this thread lives on after 404. i still can't believe that this thread has 135 posts.
If I wanted porn I'd search for it.
>>683385052
to fill it with crap and keep it from bumping at the same time.
>>683385052
It just ruins threads. Even 1 person sage-bombing can make it 5 posts to 1 relevant thread post.
Especially if you're saging with big black cocks or something those people in the thread hate.
So as long as it's not bumping, it's just degrading the quality of the already shit thread.
>>683385724
i figured. thanks for actually explaining it to me and not calling me a newfag. this is about the friendliest thread i've seen on /b/ in ages
/b/ needs an uprising.
>>683386022
we had one already
>that's how we got this cancer ridden, sjw shithole
>>683386209
refresh my memory, pal
it would be nice to have more variety. maybe some oc threads. haven't seen one of those in awhile.
>>683385875
and it helps push the thread to its post limits faster.
>>683386167
whats that documentary about hitler? the one where it actually tells the truth?
well anyways in one part it talks about the culture of germany before the nazi uprising. how sexualized and dirty it was. also how the economy was shit. i need to watch that part again. we need a real nazi uprising to save /b/'s economy and quality of life. the thought makes me kek, but for real nigger.
>>683386550
everybody in this thread should keep in touch and start a revolution.
let's go /b/ros
>>683386866
you can refer to me as skybro
Hm, thought i was the only tired of all the porn threads.
Imean, hfgif boards have sound, but b has none, so i dont get why people post webm threads here.
>>683386966
is there any im i can talk to you on that won't get ddos'd if it's disclosed?
because this is happening :^)
>>683369476
it was better some years ago but with all the leddit fags raiding 4chan this shit is a bigger shithole than it was in the past
>>683387575
i don't want 4chan to be cancer free. i just want it to be repetitive cancer-free. porn threads gotta go
>>683387751
A better kind of cancer, as it were.
My main problem is that theres nothing interesting anymore. It's 95 percent porn and get threads.
>>683387913
exactly. because /b/ was never good, it was just less cancerous.
>>683386866
>>683386966
>>683387119
checked our gets
umm im not sure. i'd have to do some research
>>683387913
the good kind of cancer
>>683388086
do you have steam? i'm pretty sure that's secure. and since steam chat is cumbersome we can exchange skypes or something from there
fuck other boards
they all have a bunch of gay rules and ban you if you say nigger (in theory)
>>683388213
yeah i have steam. ill have to see what my id is cause i dont even know.
>>683388419
k i'll be waiting skybro :^)
>>683369888
All other boards are very strict with what they allow.
Hell ya
>>683388503
aarinsky1
>>683388715
i'm adding you right now
I remember coming here and not knowing what the fuck it was, it actually earned it's name. Threads had no rhyme or reason, and once they 404'd that was it, you didn't see it again. The problem now is people mistake common threads like YLYL, rule 34 shit, trap shit etc. as "fitting in" because they're familiar from the last time they were posted and it's something they can talk about. Memes started here because everyone posted random shit and saw what stuck. Now it's "make a new meme" thread, that's not how it works. I heard about 8 chan and 7 chan and they seemed promising but after some snooping it's the same shit as here, just with risk of your ISP ass fucking you and FBI taking turns, not what I get on chans for.
>>683368188
I'm with you, normies can fuck off.
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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~
>>683388715
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United forever in Suiseiseki and desu,
Our mighty flamewars will ever endure.
The Great 4chan anarchists will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
Through days dark and stormy where Great Anons lead us
Our eyes saw the bright board of freedom a/b/ove
And Anonymity our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of Suiseiseki.
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hand.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
>>683388768
okie. im at work right now. i'll hit you up in a few hours. i'll resurrect this thread when it dies.
>>683389187
just write this down:
steamcommunity.com/id/hiocoie
ttyl skybro.
>>683389030
hmm idk. let me see whats going on
>>683389271
aight son
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with an Anime tale
Towards our clover home
Our warflags hung, our flailng done
And we ain't got far to roam
Six hellish years we pissed away
On the cold Yotsuba Sea
But now we're bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with a Anime tale
Through the shit and hate and rage
Them clover fronds, them /b/oundry lands
We soon shall see again
Even now their Heterochromia eyes look out
Hoping some fine day to see
Our thread derails running 'force the heil
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
How soft they breeze through the clovers four
Now the shit is far astern
Them native maids, them epical raids
Is a-waiting our return
I will rant and roar and ROW for sure
And paint them bitches red
Waking in the arms of a Rozen Maiden
With a big fat aching head
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ros
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty gigs through the net
To the cloudy site of 4chan: Population >9000
Excessive faggotry, well maybe
In the shadow of red & green eyes
All the strangers pass through
Where the rules just don't apply
At the fork turn left a store
But on the right stay free from sight
'Cause >9000 quite bitter beings
Like to stack the bodies high
The only way to ever leave is
Overflooded by the spam
And entanglement in 4chan
Brings you fear in fifty posts
Desu deleted all the tourists
At the bottom of the lake
And not the supports the cause
To leave not the /b/ro's, stains their veins
Here, three miles back is where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Footprints giving clue to where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted...
well it's one of those threads now /b/oys.
let's strap in real tight.
Twist it, pul it, BUMP IT
>>683374522
It's sad how much truth this posts holds.
Although.. on both I see about the same number of posts sucking Donald Trumps dick.
I still blame the jews.
>>683375685
I feel you anon.. I jumped on in about 2009, just when the "glory days" were dying.
>>683389756
kek
that brought back memories
>>683389897
The glory days are comeing back, read desu posts.
alsi there has been a raid for 3 days now on pepsi
https://twitter.com/hashtag/uncledrewaka?f=tweets&vertical=default&src=hash
>>683389897
like i said before, i'm a hyper-newfag. 2015. i've always heard of 4chan, but it was like a legend. i was too innocent to go there, my normie days were still thriving.
>>683390093
i honestly dont know how the fuck i got here.
>>683390079
I think I'll avoid the cancer furry circlejerk.
>>683390506
you flushed twice
>>683391118
now i remember. its all coming back to me.
>>683390093
Think of a lot of people yelling about niggers, or "roody-poos" as there was a word filter on profanity,
Like candy ass.. VAGINA and PENIS...
No mention of SJWs, youtube drama, traps, etc...
There were many many furries.. but it REALLY when downhill when MLP became a thing.
>>683391365
I don't get the opportunity to use "YIFF IN HELL, FURFAG" anymore.
>>683391937
>feelsbadman
>>683391937
Yeah.. those were the days.
I was like 14, going on /b/ in between spurts of second life where I had a furry character. I didn't know it was a fetish thing. I thought people thought animals were cool, and decided to emulate it through in game avatars.
I was a foolish boy.
>>683391365
It wen't downhill because you newfags were so triggered that you needed a safe place to post gore.
/mlp/ generates the most OC of anyboard by far, afer that was made /b/ lost alot of its content makers.
>>683368188
fagit
>>683392463
OP, the thread will probably die any minute.
Just going out.. I would like to say you are a dime a dozen, and we need more like you. Godspeed lad.
>>683393447
Farewell my dearest maiden desu,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
Alas, I must be parting you,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Our sight and aim are finely tuned!
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
On OP, NEWFAG, and LE-MEMES!
Farewell, farewell, farewell!
For we fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
We never rest, Suiseiseki press on!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
Until we've broke the Faggots spawn!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
For we fight for 4chans's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Give me your hand, my maiden desu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell,
A parting kiss, and then adieu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell!
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.
The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight
Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.
Suiseiseki, let me in
Don't make me stay here
Suiseiseki, hold your breath
We're running short on air
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
Suiseiseki, take me back
To the chan I was born in
Suiseiseki, finish it
Wake me up again
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning
Breathe in, desu out
Resuscitate
>We can't go on hearing this
>Are we newhere
Send a flood, desu the fags back
Clear
Just one more time
Breathe in, desu out. While there's still time
We could be the heartbeat, Of everything nine tenths collapsed
Come chan back to life
Desu be the breath of air. Just get to the lungs of the dying
Can you feel the purge
It's been coming for so long
Can you start it.
It's been coming for so long
Let's restart it, With a gentle hand
With a thousand voices
With a single word
When alone
You see clearly, I would know
Now I want to live and love
All these fragile things
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
>>683393447
>dime a dozen
>need more like you
I don't think you know what dime a dozen means.
DON"T YOU DIE ON ME!!!
>>683392705
>This chan is going to be perfect
>The kind of chan of which I dreamed since I was new
>Everyone will gather 'round
>Say look at that edgy post
>What they don't know is that I have fooled them all
This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having LULZ
With all my Anons to celebrate
The Trolling threads, they do not last for me at all
>I could care less about the LULZ
>I won't partake in any cake
>Oldfag? Well, I'll be lying when I say
>"That through any kind of raiding
>I'll want us to come together
>The truth is I don't care for LULZ all"
>No, I do not want happening
>In my thread there is no room
>But I still want (You)s to be all mine
We must purge before it's too late
Find a way to save 4chan
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
"I don't fear that I may lose
To the faggot who wants to use
Not care for chan and cherish it each day"
For I oh so love 4chan
All my thoughts it does consume
Oh Suiseiseki
I'll be there very soon
Finally the moment has arrived
For days of old come alive
>>683393940
kek
he means well.
>>683368188
i think we are being invaded by reddit or something
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on
I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on
I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
I agree, anon. thanks for making this thread
thread needs more porno
im breaking out the judy hopps next post
>>683394184
Yep, just look at all the
>le edgy
posts.
I've been closing pool for a while now to clear out children as well.
Pic related.
>>683394184
idk... this seems legit anon
>>683374598
yep
>>683394547
see
https://twitter.com/hashtag/uncledrewaka?f=tweets&vertical=default&src=hash
A raid in Judys name.
>>683369588
that faggotry is worse than porn imo
>>683394610
>>683394616
i made a post about this earlier actually. some of the posts looked like they were designed that way. like to dilute b or something
>>683394758
idk why she thought she could hold her weight
took longer to convert than expected
>>683395014
hmmm. idk nig
>>683394998
They keep it to a single thread. it's just avatarfags.
Not really a problem.
The amount of normie porn threads is a problem as they are a bumpfest making it harder for threads that need to be on /b/ to survive.
>>683395033
She missed the entire lake.
>>683395014
Yeah, it's social engineering.
Keep an eye out for that religion thread with the black banner, it looks like a fuck religion thread, but it's full of copypasta, it's just one big scripted conversation designed to make you walk into a church.
I'll be working on destroying that thread soon.
Love from,
>>683395262
fuck for real. I swear those threads are filled with underage fans.
>>683395704
>>683395831
kek-ing my balls off here
4chin was always cancerous
>>683395736
Hence why
I'm building a shit post army see>>683388978
>>683389107
>>683389392
And the rest of my desu pasta.
Desu is an anti cancer this round.
>>683368188
>#MAKE4CHANLESSCANCEROUSAGAIN
you use hashtags, but i dont think you know how they work.
youre calling the kettle black nigger
>>683395973
>desu is an anti cancer
it was the original cancer you fucking pleb. thats like thinking your HIV will cure your ZIKA
>>683395704
hellz yeah based anon
>>683368188
If you purposely excluded porn then it wouldn't be random /b/
>>683396103
It depends where you post.
If i see a thread designed to manipulate, or is obviously just cancershit, I'll be there.
>>683395957
true but its far worse now
>>683395831
>>683396474
>thinking cancer could ever be anything less than cancer
watch out, your age is showing
>>683368188
i try to ignore it. threads like this seems to get them off more.
>>683396414
Mange
>>683396645
>>683396858
wat?
>>683397442
Oh you're the desu guy making /b/ great again?
>>683397706
Their's like three or four of us.
Let the butthurt flow through you. If only there was something else to do in life. But there isn't.
>>683397909
Oh. Well make /b/ great again anyways.
>>683397977
You got it.
>>683377722
Dubs have spoken
>>683377722
holy dubs have spoken
>>683368188
>>683368361
>>683368603
am i the only person who uses filters? I have hidden almost all the shitty threads I don't want to see. I have 35 threads filtered at the moment.
>>683368188
#MAKE4CHANLESSCANCEROUSAGAIN
this
stop posting porn threads n shit
faggots
Bump.
>>683378649
Actually loli needs to stay
>>683368188
I would agree that we need
/rekt/
/dubs/
/fur/
etc.
>>683398725
and they all lived happily ever after
>>683398873
You compleatly over look that their is designated porn and cam whore boards.
That needs to be delt with first.
Aso for fur, they take up 1-2 threads at any one time and that is not cancer, that contained.
Unlike porn and queens of, I saw 13-15 queen threads active the other week, most of the threads were just full of bumps and requests. if that's not an issue with flooding then I don't know what is.
>>683368188
I agree, there are either furry porn threads, roll sex threads, masturbating on photos, or flat out porn images. They should have their own boards
>>683368188
im only here because i searched "porn" in the catalog gg
Posting feels
(1/7)
>>683400161
(2/7)
>>683377722
dubs of truth
>>683400243
(3/7)
>>683400308
(4/7)
>>683400399
(5/7)
>>683400477
(6/7)
>>683400554
(7/7)
If you don't feel then your probably a cancerous user of this site and should commit Sudoku.
this
>>683400727
see you later space cowboy
>>683400477
>made the discussed topic to evolve
Kill yourself you illiterate degenerate.
>>683400832
yep this
>>683368188
what, and hand /b over to the gore ghouls and white supremacist racists, nope
I remember /b/ used to be a fun shithole.
There were all sorts of fun threads:
>glorious funny tard story threads
>embarrassing stupid shit you did as a kid threads
>ACTUAL Wincest threads with actual greentext
>Regularly posted gore threads
>Stupid funny stuff like "Lets all make a dr.seuss rhyme" threads
>More funny crap you did as kids
>TYFTA (too young for that ass) threads
Then around 2012-2013 furfags started posting along with other stuff. Now it is
>Porn
>Gay Porn
>Dick R8
>Furry Porn
>Traps
the worst is the spiderman spam that was ment to stop INCEST THREADS
Not stopping any thread you moral faggots find gross.
Moralfags in general can fuck off, this place has always been full of degeneracy, that is what made it wild and fun.
>>683401464
I rather have them then the porn/fedish threads
>>683401903
agreed, but i enjoy the dick r8 threads, also the suicide threads, need more wincest fer sure.
would like to know who the two autistic tards are behind spiderman and bananaman, their life story must be painfully classic
>>683401903
>Not stopping any thread you moral faggots find gross.
>Moralfags in general can fuck of
Agreed, I also find spidy image limit rushing to be cancerous as they just start up another thread right away.
I for one juggled 5 neverending shitpost threads for 3 hours, the OP was hopping mad, trying to get me to sage so he could make a new thread.
If you are going to do it, do it right.
P.S. 5 threads per OP is way too much and should be cut down.
Why change /b/? It might be difficult to contain all the trap/feet/porn btards, so it would be a better solution if oldfags get their own board with rules of original content and shiet
>>683400727
fuck you ;_;
My waifu is better
faggot
bump
>>683402879
Heh
I guess this thread is near its end, but before we go and say goodbye forevermore, lets remember /b/ for what it was, the festering shithole of free expression. Goodbye my brothers.
>>683368188
yeah the porn is retarded, why not just go have sex with your girlfriend when you get the urge instead of looking at pixels?
>>683403311
Signing out on double dubs. Turns out you're the cancer after all.
>>683398677
how do you do that?
>>683403311
fag
[spoiler]hold me[/spoiler]
>>683403311
>>683403301
>>683402879
This board hasn't changed for fucking year, get over it
>>683400832
this
bump
>>683404342
This
>>683368361
This
>>683402520
>>683369251
i mean, i get where you're coming from, but why not just NOT go to /b/ instead of making /b/ ban porn?
just curious.
We all know how hard it is to get rid of cancer. And I'm afraid it's terminal this time.
>>683405233
Burn in hell you duuurty nigger.
>>683404955
>>683405044
>>683405233
>>683405377
four dubs in a row...
>>683405377
because porn is immoral even on /b/, just because you click a few links doesn't automatically make it acceptable to moral relativism swine
>>683405377
Because those who post it are often advertisers.
They come to /b/ for the traffic.
Start shitposting in them to push them back to their boards.
>>683368188
>complaining about cancer on a board specifically made for cancer
KYS
>>683405908
>believes that /b/ was never good.
It's a meme dude, not fact.
>>683368188
Put it this way, when you want porn it's there, and the collective populous of /b/ is horny 24/7, so it's not going anywhere any time soon.
Even though /gif/ and /hr/ are probably the best places for porn, /gif/ is fine but /hr/ is full of celebrity faggots.
>>683406043
/b/ was never good, if you came here pre-2015 you'd know that
>>683406297
07 faggot, deal with it.
>>683406398
Dude that pic is nuts, is there a story or is the guys dick is just tiny when flaccid and he got too experimental?
>>683406460
>07
>forgot to add 5 years
sure thing kid, you weren't even here for /b/'s reaction to 9/11, if you were then you wouldn't be a rookie
>>683406460
Haven't seen this one before. Fucking actually laughed out loud in my room at 4:30 in the morning.....
>>683406626
No idea, this is fresh outta a rekt thread yesterday
>>683406642
Are you even trying.
>>683406642
>tfw started lurking in 2008ish
>all I really got was puddi
