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fluffy thread
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>>683319424
10/10
>>683318910
i genuinely don't understand the appeal of this, can you guys explain?
>>683319633
this is my favorite one, pure genius
>>683319809
basically, they have it coming. entitled little shit hamsters, always getting what they deserve.
notice how they don't look like horses or ponies, but more like fluffy pigs. they're made to be hated. look up smarty abuse and you'll get it
>>683319809
It's like modern art. Some people really enjoy it, some don't get it.
>>683318910
Love fluffy threads. A lot of new stuff recently too.
Who else Murder Boner here?
Here's the Helen story
1/4
>>683320564
fuck, the last pic is too big. I have to to cut it
>>683321437
4.3/4.3
>>683321602
Pretty fucking neat. Glad it gives happy endings to some of the little bastards. I wanna see these used on our little buddy who's become evidence/a police fluff.
>>683322180
Yeah, the Gerald story you're talking about is from the same artist named "RQ".
His drawings may be not so superior as EgorAlexeev and co, but his storys are really great. Unfortunately you don't see his drawings here very often.
That's what I mean if I say we shouldn't post always the same stuff. There'S a lot of good other pics out there.
>>683321602
had 2 of these pics and never knew it was connected to a story, thanks anon
>>683320044
That's always been the worst excuse for bad art, music, and pretty much everything "artistic".
"Some people just don't get it."
It's kinda like aids. Not getting it is probably healthier in the long run.
Looking for anyone with chronicles of riddick screenshots if they have them, i need to know where it is at, i'll finish it myself if i have to
>>683323783
Let's say it's like Marmite: either you love it or you hate it. It's a matter of taste.
You all know what to do
>>683323783
dat b8 brah
>>683324473
"I LOVE FEMINISM"
also from rq
>>683323152
Thats funny because I was thinking "wtf, did they just copy Gerald" when I started reading #2
>>683324473
>>683324473
SMOKY WAWA! !
SMOKY WAWA! !
>>683325832
FUCKIN' NO!
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>>683325877
Why isnt there a torture device that is just made for rolling fuffypillows around infintly?
>>683326129
an interesting idea
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>>683326106
None of this shit is funny,the comic isnt even good or fucking funny.
>>683325877
The stumpie dance is your chance to do the stump
Do me baby
Do the stumpty stump
Do the stumpty stump
>>683326412
k
>>683326129
Good idea.
Make it.
Here is my OC
>>683325832
>>683326006
>>683319809
I genuinely think you're a troll, but here's the copypasta on the off-chance that you've never heard it before.
>>683326523
underrated post
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>>683324473
I always wondered what's the original?
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>>683327592
I hate this forced meme but.............
well played.
>>683327592
>Wellmemed.jpg
>>683327243
*inhales sharply* I'm.... Gonna need a comic of that.
>>683327592
Fuck off with your failbook grandma memes
Fuck this is some edgy shit. Isn't there somewhere else you people can take this cancer?
>>683328856
ur moms house
>>683328856
>cancer
>/b/
sup newfag
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>>683328918
14 year old detected
>>683328283
>that feel when someone reposts your shitty OC
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>>683328856
Isn't there another thread you can go to?
Perhaps one where penises are rated?
>>683329075
a cookie to that creator
1/3
>>683329446
2/3
>>683329493
3/3
>>683329226
lol, we need more of that
>>683329197
> mfw a slave ...erm artist is posting instead of making new content for us to mindlessly consume
good work, keep it up
>>683328617
Man I wish that was way more detailed. I have to get my draw pad back, once I do I have a great fluffy abuse comic in mind involving a key designer for hasbio creating a genetically and intellectually superior fluffy that ends up helping him exterminate the fluffy over growth in the country.
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>>683328941
>not edgy 15 yr old =/= newfag
Yeah 'cause what /b needs right now is constant ms paint pony torture drawn by inbred teenagers.
>>683329370
Those are just as bad. Aren't there other websites for shit like this?
>>683329918
Better than another cockrate or mental illness thread.
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>>683330124
A bit maybe.
>>683330124
don't get what's going on in this one
>>683329075
Pretty damn sure that is onion_bubs.He was lurking last week
>>683330617
His fluffy style is as easy to spot as wolfram's
>>683329930
I like this one, even though fluffies couldn't be this goddamned pathetic that fast.
>>683330521
Mother is looking at either a mural of its babbeh or through glass at its baby,most likelly told if it dosent test the sorry stick it dies or similar
>>683330813
Foals apparently can be. They die from exposure and a lack of "love" from their parents quickly.
>>683330342
There's like four cockrate threads and a half dozen mental illness threads at any given point.
/fluffy/ has one thread at a time, maybe.
I totally get this is weird if you're looking this stuff from the outside.
>>683319135
God, their very existence is an insult, something so stupid and pathetic shouldnt be allowed to live
>>683330982
>putting love in quotes
You must be really cynical.
>>683330837
i think its just daydreaming about its baby while getting it's ass whipped
kinda like how someone getting tortured pictures himself being home with family
>>683331238
That or in this case all it really means is there's something to hug nearby which won't kill it.
>>683331238
I am cynical. Fluffy abuse is something I like because it cheers me up.
>>683331724
So fucking self centered,you're literally meeting the person who controls your life,and you're instantly telling them to be affectionate. Id kick the fuck out of it and demand a new one.
>>683330139
kek, well played
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>>683331272
Why would a tagged hasbio experimental fluffy be allowed to have children?
>>683332129
might have had a baby and then was caught, who knows
>>683332040
That's why you can't compare fluffies to any other animal.
Nigga I ain't ever seen a kitty refuse cat food and demand you cook it fresh salmon. Even the shittiest of the kitties
>>683326350
did this ever get completed?
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>>683332526
>addicted to fucking children
>here, fuck this fluffy pony instead
>okay
I don't think that's how pedophilia works
>>683332767
it works like this
>>683332767
You have to admit, it is a much better option.
>>683332892
I'm attracted to hot blonde cheerleaders. If someone gave me a turtle and said "fuck this instead", would that work?
Even if the turtle talks and acts like a hot blonde cheerleader, it still doesn't look like a hot blonde cheerleader. It looks like a fucking turtle. And I don't want to fuck a turtle.
>>683332105
Who came up with the human like perky juicy tits when drawing these things?
>>683330617
He posted this on /b/ the other day
It's pretty cute
>>683333352
what if the turtle wore a wig?
>>683333360
oh, that artist is perky tits mcgee. he does good stuff
>>683333501
I like this
>>683333360
One artist started drawing them, and since they were so distinct feature most people apparently thought that all fluffies without them were just males.
I don't like that look. It looks out-of-place on the otherwise cute things, and in the oldest stories fluffies in fact could hardly survive with their skin exposed.
Incidentally the same artist drew the first bald-nosed fluffies too.
>>683329837
What happened in this one?
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>>683331441
I still can't believe he just deleted all of his shit.
slap a blond wig on this, picture it numming your nards instead of the fluffy... yea who wouldn't bork this betty. id shock that shell
>>683332105
>Fluffies understand that White>Brown
Broken clocks are indeed right twice a day
>>683334444
WOULD YA LOOK AT THOSE DIGITS
>>683334098
dumb fluffy owner thinks he can make bank by taking a commonly colored foal and painting it white, so he can sell it to premium fluffy dealers
Unfortunately the paint seeps into the fluffy and poisons it
Or the mom kills it for not smelling good
Either way the foal gets killed and that's why you can't paint foals
>>683334444
checked like a nig checks for camera's when entering a store
>>683334096
I mean these things obviously have many human traits that we mostly hate, so why should I be disturbed by this right? I just don't need to think of fluffies when squeezing my girlfriend's tits... If they would make more of them or saggy and fluffy that would work.
>>683334444
quads of truth
Anyone remember the idea from last night of attaching pillowfluffs to battle bots?
Would make for a good story having remote control robots speed into battle whilst carrying screaming fluffies to their doom
>>683334803
That's a WONDERFUL idea! I'd really want to see this, whether its a story, picture or comic!
>>683334803
Or have a version of American ninja warrior involving fluffies
>>683334316
Really? You can't believe a person with an embarrassingly large portfolio of sexually charged furfag/brony/gore/vore mashup pictures deleted all his shit?
>>683335263
>sexually charged
where are you getting that from?
>>683319809
Kill yourself.
>>683334664
But it looks like it's bloated and shit/puked out its guts.
>>683334768
>I don't need to think of fluffies when squeezing my girlfriend's tits
Fucking dammit anon now I'm gonna think like this
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>>683335263
Yeah, wolfram's stuff was far from sexual, but keep projecting ya fucking newfag.
>>683333352
You also fuck your hand even if it's not look like a blond cheerleader I suppose. Fluffys haven't even hands so I guess their standards are pretty low.
>>683335660
shit happens when you get poisoned bro
On the topic of Wolfram, I can see why he deleted his stuff. I mean in future retrospect I'm probably gonna look back on this badly
>>683336123
The employees in a place like that really need psych evals.
>>683336209
you fuck your hand while being visually stimulated by images of other people fucking blonde cheerleaders
I've never been able to jack off while just thinking about how I'm jerking my penis
enfie box, then you can watch/think of whatever you want
>>683336295
I'm sure a place like that would be very loosely regulated.
>>683336572
Yeah I'd never fuck a fluffy, in reality they'd most likely be pretty ugly
>>683336841
and so are you but im sure one day you will get laid
>>683336841
They are ugly anon
>>683336976
M8 I've been laid before, I'm saying fluffies would look like deformed horse hamster things which doesn't sound fuckable
>>683335909
>you grab your gf soft bubbly tits
>you start rubbing her nipples and licking her tits
>she gets turned on
>you star licking her nipple
>"bebbeh hab best milwkies he he"
>""THE FUCK""
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>>683336406
Well, the man in the story closes his eyes and imagine how he fuck his son while he analhilates the stallion. Works fine for me.
>>683337048
Just install a little speaker on it to sound like a fluffy, carry out desires
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>>683337287
>mfw
>>683331334
Am i the only one that finds those things creepy as hell?
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>>683337287
I'm sure she would cut off my speciaw wumps if I said anything like that.
On a related note...
> tonight your girl made you spaghetti
> it was your birthday
> you both get into bed and things get hot
> she takes off her shirt and bra
> you lean in and grab her firm, supple breasts
> as you suck on them you suddenly have an urge you cannot control
> as if someone is speaking for you, you yell in a very loud childish voice
> "SKETTIES MAKE FO' BESTEST MIWKIES"
> mortified you girlfriend grabs a pair of scissors
> she's been spying on those threads you have been reading on 4chan and swiftly snips off your cock so you may not reproduce
> in a catastrophic amount of pain you fall off the bed onto the floor and shit yourself and say...
> "wan die..."
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>>683338476
I JUST MADE ME SOME SKETTYS
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>>683326097
Is this new? Carnivorous duck is actually improving.
>>683338665
>no meatballs
>grabs the sorry stick
>>683338807
NUUUUUUUU
>>683338665
GIB SMARTY NAO OR GIT BIGGEST HURTIES!
>>683338807
>wan no no stick back
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>>683338807
>>683338665
literal autism
>>683338665
skettie you fucking retard
>>683338800
i've always liked cantankerous cucks stuff before, not sure why everyone bitches about it,. he are what i picture ferals would look like
>>683338807
Here you go!
>>683339175
You think a fluffy would know the difference?
>>683338665
I also find the whole "genetically modified to love spaghetti above all other foods" pretty fucking funny... Is there any backstory on this?
>>683331441
The story for this series was absolutely nightmarish
>>683339077
>posting in thread he calls literal autism
>its autist
>>683339293
you know the "spaghetti falls out of my pockets" meme?
That's literally the backstory. The first fluffy authors decided spaghetti was their favorite food and that was that.
>>683339293
No clue, only been reading this since November
and skettie sounds cute
>>683339293
In-universe explanation is that it's a cheap food to reward them with.
The meta explanation is that it came from the anons spilling spaghetti threads.
>>683339293
Dirt cheap food to make. Hobos can make a can of 5c sketti.
Most likely also has to do with the intestinal trac being incomplete
>>683339293
Basically the engineers at Hasbio wanted a cheap and relatively easily accessible food to find for fluffies to eat. So they wouldn't have any issues with families of any income.
Ironically fluffies are largely herbivores and need a proper diet. While they love skettis only a certain collection of food can end the "sorry poopies" thing and turn it into a toothpaste like texture instead fo the liquid shit of death we all come to know and love.
>>683339431
Ah, makes perfect fucking sense...
>>683339507
hobos could make sketti except that they smoke newborn fowls like crack instead
>>683339431
That's not true.
Out of universe, it is a joke at Honey Booboo's expense. In universe, it is a simple treat that only humans can provide reinforcing their dependence on us.
>>683339886
I find that aspect really fuckin funny
>>683339293
Actually it doesn't come from spaghetti falling out fo anons pockets. Back when fluffies were first being conjured up y the sick mind of the internet in 2011, Hony Boo-Boo was the hate object du jour.
Honey Boo Boo's favorite meal was when her mom would boil noodles, put it in a plastic container, throw in a stick of butter, squirt liberally with ketchup and then put it in the microwave to melt together. She called this "sketti".
So when they were conjuring up something cheap and vile for fluffies (Who are pretty Honey Boo Boo-ish) to love to eat, skettis was an obvious choice
>>683340014
Has it been demonstrated that Mama June's "sketty" dish is where it came from? I always wondered
>>683339886
How else do you think they cook the sketti?
>>683340095
I'd love to smoke me a "foal bowl" right about now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvlmXKtoi1A
>>683340222
holy fuck that's nasty
>>683339584
I like the FoxHoarder ad for Solid Kibble and the fluffy yelling "BIG POOPIES HURTS!" while trembling to pinch a solid loaf
>>683340398
well , i think i just got cured of my soft spot for fluffies.
>>683340398
if somebody have problems picturing a fluffy in his mind, they are this but whit 0 humans features so you can feel empathy for them
>>683340495
I like how customizable a fluffy is with Digestion. There was even a story when a fluffy got into chocolate laxatives once with hilarious results.
Same story but different scenario but a fluffy ate an entire thing of play-doh sketties
>>683340398
This is bringing back a vauge memory of when I lived in Georgia. I was at the house of one of our white trash workers and her family kept saying sketti.
>>683340398
Well now Honey Boo Boo and fluffy abuse are permanently linked in my mind
>>683341104
i fucking dry heaved
>>683340358
I'm just imagining like putting one in a grinder or putting in a bowl and just hearing a muffled "nuuuu" when you light it
Somebody have fluffys dancing and begging i just love that
>>683341364
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
>>683341526
What?
>>683339314
I enjoy fluffy threads, i just think those downsy cunts RPing is just autistic as fuck.
New thread with biggest poopies
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>>683341104
Well I guess the next logical step is Honey-BooBoo abuse... Though I think I remember something about her dad getting arrested for penetrating little kids.
>>683341364
Well it's an obvious homeless choice since there's like... What, a 100% chance you'd smoke or ingest its shit? If I were to smoke a baby fluffy I'd make sure that it's been emptied of piss and shit.
>>683340454
It is
Proper fucking nasty
Didn't honey boo boo's stepfather turn out to be a sex offender or some such?
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>>683344440
new thread. almost had quints
