Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra Claimed
sachi claim
shoulda made it KYS edition
Obligatory claim.
>>683287243
So how and when do I kill myself?
>>683287271
Glad to hear it, handsome. Kek, procrastination is seemingly your skill, it's also mine.
>Get fucked southerners
Maybe I will.
Tenryuu claimed
noone can claim what's already mine.
>>683286874
I slept well, about two more hours than usual.
Thanks for asking, bud, what about you?
>>683287271
Oh, alright.
Who're you exterminating, then?
Is it Tats?
I like Tats, don't do that.
>Why do you want to harm him? You can't reach him anyways, he's in Greece.
>>683287736
Heyo, Ten.
>>683287567
Memes are inevitable.
And cancer.
These threads are fast...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLhFDYQHDQY
I feel pretty today.
>>683287227
Happy to see you here as well, Hand.
>>683287243
>>vv <<^^>>vv <<
>>683287331
>Usual response to the perfect cinnamon bun
hello everyone!!
>Shizuru claim
>Kill yourself edition
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am around to track it.
Hugs: 41
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 319
Dio mustaches things: 15
Rattles: 128
Burger: 2
Kagami x Megumin no u cuter: 19
Salty Spastics: 7
>>683287816
That's good to hear, glad you got some more sleep.
Well I went to bed at around 4 or 6 AM last night, I honestly don't recall.
>>683287912
That's why you and Mikan are here to cleanse it.
>>683287983
What you up to, handsome?
>>683287912
>implying we didn't already know that
:^)
>>683287688
Kyouko
>>683287729
i can't imagine living in hell. I think it's too hot in summer here.
>>683287736
Tenten
>>683287816
Assuming Tats didn't have a heart attack Tats would kick my ass. I need a smaller victim.
>>683287983
How are you today lovely?
Claimed
>>683287962
>today
>implying you aren't pretty every day
God isn't dead, but I'll get that bastard someday!
>>683288065
>Rattle
>>683288005
Welcome back Kagami!
I'm sorry Mei Misaki
reclaiming
Whatup everyone?
>>683288065
nice shitcounter
>>683287912
>inevitable
>inevitable
>inevitable
>inevitable
>mfw
>>683288102
I lack the talent to be able to do that.
>>683287816
Yes, you have posted enough for me to make my decision.
Akiko claimed
I'll be lurking while I'm eating
>>683287916
You're new here? Yeah when it's high time the threads tend to be fast. 2 threads every hour is not uncommon
how are you liking it here so far?
>>683287962
Probably because you are
>>683288005
Hey Kagami
>>683288293
you already defy him with your experiment lol
>>683288309
hi yui!!! how've you been??
>>683286392
Cool, yeah those and these threads are pretty much all I come to 4chan for any more.
>>683287668
Fluffy hair.
>>683287729
CPR hands.
>>683287736
Heil.
>>683288005
Kagami
>>683288202
is this emi ibuki posting?
>>683288293
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Claimed.
Why a second one?
Well, Shiro claimed anyway.
>>683288400
Same as before, what was you doing while you was gone?
>>683288391
heeeey akiko how goes it???
>>683288429
yuuko..how do you do?
>>683288102
>>683288161
I am doing alright, got off of a 10 hour shift and now I'm trying to decide between a nice 6 hour nap, or perhaps stay up and enjoy the last of the Overwatch and Grand Kingdom betas. How are the both of you doing, everything well?
>>683288161
Yuuko.
How are you doing?
>>683288005
Welcome back Kagami.
>>683288293
Fuck God anyway, God is obsolete.
>>683287699
just do it
>>683287729
here and now preferably as painful as you can
>>683288065
add about 200 more
>>683288498
second one?
>>683288400
Yep, who needs him
>>683288429
Did this get out of hand?
>>683288453
Hey Dio
Rome didn't burn in a day, but it couldn't have been more than a week
>>683288293
>Rattle
What's up?
>>683288391
Yeah, I started posting today. I really like it here.
>>683288567
oh, i just went to get some new jeans....pretty sure there were two people doing it in the changing room next to mine lol
>>683288625
thanks kyo! it's good to be back, how are ya??
>>683288739
>i won't say i don't kek
>>683288161
Kek, you'd love it down here if that's the case. You sound like an ice cube.
>>683288363
Fair enough, can't leave Tats alone to do all of the work though.
>>683288411
Milk.
>>683288592
Sounds like you've had a busy day, man. Hope the rest of it goes smoothly for you.
I mean, if you're not too tired than enjoy the betas. But a nap is always good.
I'm just hanging out right now, enjoying the morning before it gets too hot. Thanks for asking.
>>683288728
So just continue what I'm doing?
reminder ~
$0.99 world wide free shipping ~
>>683288728
What for?
>Shizuru
>>683288065
hey shizuru you missed all the hugs
>rattle rattle
>>683288728
you first
Friends!
>>683288776
Welcome, I'm new here too! (last night)
>>683288429
I'm Ibuki
>>683288673
Oh my god thinks my jokes are funny
>>683288766
Just quoting punk lyrics, and hanging at my parents house for mother's day
>>683288822
Why didn't you join them?
>>683288822
That's quite something...
>>683288411
Delicious Moonpie
>>683288453
Dio
>>683288498
Shiro
>>683288625
>>683288582
Just fine my beauties. We are all "fine"
Hope you have a wonderful mother's day.
>>683288592
>seen above
I feel inclined to recommend sleep as that is one of my nagging duties in thread.
>>683288739
You fled yesterday. Today will not be different i guarantee it hands down.
>>683288202
Oh hush you~ <3
>>683288391
You little peach <3
>>683288927
Oh? sounds fun i suppose.
What happened? Did the ships hug instead of sink?
Or maybe the waifu hugbox took it's name too literally?
>>683289012
Yeah i'm going to be leaving to do that very soon.
>>683288828
>>683289119
How are you?
>>683289144
Too spoopy.
>>683288822
I'm good, as always (atleast for time being). You?
>>683289119
>Hope you have a wonderful mother's day.
Same to you!
Shiki claimed
Claimed
>>683289012
i-it wasn't my....first thought lol, im not sure how they would've taken that kek
>>683289080
it sure was....something lol
>>683289119
i hope you are too yuuko
>you're gonna be fine too
>>683288828
A task of that caliber may be too much. Inside jokes will be run to the ground sooner or later.
>>683289012
There is no one to blame.
Backpack and American Tune kinda suck, tbh.
>>683288936
Hey shiro!
And now we have two different shiros, dead man Wonderland shiro and no game no life shiro
>>683289119
Yeah, I kinda handed you the victory there
>>683289144
Ah, scared me
>>683289242
Be sure to, it will mean a lot to her!
They say every empires days are numbered, but I don't think I can count that high
>>683288582
Oh I'm just eating the fruit of my labor
Had a busy day but now I can sit back and post
How are you?
>>683288776
Hope to see you around some more then. The general attitude is pretty nice here. I don't think I'll be leaving anytime soon.
So your waifu is really cute, where's she from?
I'm actually completely oblivious when it comes to anime
>>683288293
If there were Gods they either left us or have a sick sense of humor
>>683289144
>spooked
I am the swinging man
>>683289287
im doing great!! this weekend has been awesome....you doing anything special for mother's day??
>>683289330
Should've whispered to yourself, "I can sell this".
>>683289144
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>>683288963
good to know, thank you.
>>683288828
I'd go down like a cool glass of water. Mmmm
>>683289283
better now that i'm speaking with you. Any new and exciting things within your life?
>>683289322
Beautiful deadly eyes
>>683289547
It was mother's day...?
>>683289494
are you talking about that lamb??? how is it??
im doing wonderful, one of the first great weekends i've had
>>683289639
i-in america at least, im not sure if it's the same for england....
>kagami
>>683288728
There already was a thread.
Also hi, how's it going?
>>683289119
Shiro indeed. Also, Yuuko.
>>683289804
Quick check shows it's not for another 18 day in England.
I'm really out of touch.
>>683289547
>you doing anything special for mother's day??
Not really to be quite honest.
>Kyouko
>>683288857
I think I'm the only one here who recognizes her. Loved that game when I was younger.
>>683288828
Yeah, it's been rough but I'm off work for the next two days, so it'll definitely get better, thanks. Hmm, I'll just wait and see what happens first.
>>683289119
I want to sleep, but I hate sleeping during the day. Feels like I'm missing out on valuable time.
>>683289176
Hello Tsuyu, how are you?
>>683289636
>tfw no cute png like that
>>683289722
No, Rory was the one who made lamb. Akiko made industrial sized mac and cheese oven dish. And it's fucking legendary. How's mother's day for you?
>>683289560
How was your mothers day? anything special happened?
>>683287916
You get used to it
>>683288005
Hello purple haired friend
>>683287271
Oh
>>683287344
>destroying your laifu
>>683287371
Was great
>>683287440
Yes it is
>>683287509
>
I'm also back
>>683288936
Hello!
>>683289494
Her name is Ellen Baker, but she isn't from an anime. Yours is really cute too! What's she from?
>>683289330
Why not?
>>683289364
Half of Knife Man did, aside for Free Bird, Big Bird, Fucc the Devil, and maybe people II too: still peopling
Rompilation was the best, and the split with Ghost mice
>>683289494
Well, we are like his huge reality TV show
If I met god anywhere, it would be on the tracks. Passed out in a boxcar with a 40 in both hands. And when I meet him there, you know I won't be thinking twice. We'll sit there and roll some top, and he'll be as confused as anyone else here on this rock
>>683289176
it is nothing but the truth, cute froggy
>>683289804
we're all living in America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM
>>683289560
why did you ask?
oh, and your pic is spooky
>>683289364
Fair point, you're already doing a good job. Knew you'd be the man for it.
>>683289560
You're a literal glass of water.
>>683289927
Heyo, Ginko. Good to see you.
>>683289982
Nice, sounds like a plan, buddy.
I'm gonna scuttle now, see y'all later.
>>683290116
>Ellen Baker (Japanese: エレン・ベーカー) is a fictional tutor character featured in the 2016-2019 edition of New Horizon, a Japanese textbook that is widely used for English-language education in middle schools
Quite the obscure waifu. Cute nontheless.
>>683289926
whew lol, dodged that bullet...
>>683289946
kinda the same here....just gotta call my mom later and talk for 2 hours.....
>>683289990
damn!! sorry lol, glad it's delicious, not too much special for mother's day, but my day is awesome
>>683290113
what's goin on shinoa??? i heard your dog story lol
>>683290208
>pic
>>683290019
it was fine, secondary shiki based on filenames, i had some pleasant conversation.
How about you?
>>683290215
There was a time when another user was using ibuki pics for a night. i was curious if you were him.
>>683290228
>watered down
>>683288828
A bit more bleach and you should be fine.
>>683288859
because kys
>>683289808
oh.
Well it wasn't linked so whatever.
Im doing fine, just drinking tea and listening to music.
What about you?
>>683290228
Cya
Dio-sama...
>>683288453
Impostor
>>683288161
>Assuming Tats didn't have a heart attack Tats would kick my ass
What if he does?
Forgive yourself?
>>683288102
Is that normal for you by now?
You normally go to bed earlier than me.
>>683288363
I don't really understand why, Mikan.
You tend to be quite reserved, and I haven't really said or done anything outstanding in that matter, yet you still break your lurk just to greet me.
Anyhow, I'm thankful.
>And I hope you enjoyed some Chivalry earlier today.
>>683290464
First time I actually forgot my claim pic
>>683289560
>exciting
>new
>my life
Nope.
>>683290194
The Zombie cover was pretty mediocre.
>half
You didn't like Distance or No one or Skate Park?
>>683289927
Hey, how you fairing?
https://youtu.be/PUKe3r2Ikcc
>>683290215
You're so sweet to me <3
>Tsuyu
>>683289242
no new progress in ships
prinz just happend
>>683290514
Yes, murder is no big deal, but the robbery afterward may bug me.
>>683290564
Soon...
>>683290215
kek, i love rammstein...i think i heard somethin about a new album...
>>683290116
Japanese textbook girl is an unuasual but totally legit claim
Akiko is from the anime and manga called Oniichan dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne! or OniAi for short. It wasn't an amazing anime and it was cut short unfortunately but I just fell head over heels for Akiko
>>683290194
I'd have a lot of questions if I ever saw any of them but Whichever I'd meet I'd punch them in the face at least once
>>683290342
Glad your day is going so well
I didn't see my mom today but I gave her a call. She was alone and crying. Feels bad man
https://youtu.be/jEx7AB-c6cQ
>>683290402
I'm going i'm going... It's just slow.
>>683290715
Ahh yeah that does add a lot.
>>683287668
From last thread
>Oh
>>683287798
Well...
And from last thread
>>683290113
>>683287850
From last thread
>destroying you waifu
>>683287962
From last thread
And doggo didn't flinch when I poked it
>>683290342
I got a pic if you want to see or did you see it?
>>683290317
I already knew that. Thanks for the compliment though, Yui is also really cute.
>>683290897
I can see why, she's very cute.
>>683290897
youch...that sounds rough...i bet you made her happier with your call though!!
>>683290992
of the sleeping dog lol? yeah i saw it
>>683290228
Likewise. How's life been, anything exciting?
>>683290630
Relatively well, taking the weather into consideration. Not a big fan of warm weather.
Good music, although maybe a little plain.
How have you been?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX1rLibJ7Qw
>>683290391
Oh no there's just me for Shiki, I just haven't renamed all the new pictures from her
>>683290391
oh, ok
I suppose I couldn't be the only Ibukifag around
>>683290636
with someone as cute as you it's easy <3
>>683290848
not this year at least, the singer has been doing his own things and has an album called Lindemann
they'll release something, but it'll take some time
>>683291051
Is Mugi cute
:^)
>>683290228
Good bye hand!
>>683290630
I honestly forgot them, I thought they were on Can't Maintain
I like them, and sad songs, which ever album that's on. I haven't listened to Andrew Jackson Jihad in a while, but tons of Pat the Bunny and Jeff Rosenstock
>>683290772
Emps?
>>683290897
Probably
>>683291337
Yes
There aren't enough windows on this planet to break us free, but maybe one will be just enough for some dignity
>>683290845
Please don't take my virginity.
>>683291307
that's right....i hope they release somethin soon...
>kagami
>>683291182
Ah, i can see why i have no room to judge on that account.
>check the filename
>>683291337
Mugi is one of the cutest!
>definitely my favorite from K-On!
>Yui is very close though
>>683291051
We cute now?
>
>>683291124
Niggas needed me to bring the dog close enough for the to blow in her face since I have the most experienced with dogs
>>683290772
Can he be part of waifu? He's like trips guy. Just quieter
>>683291438
!!!
>>683291585
Don't think of it that way. Think of it like you sharing yours.
>>683291761
I mean, if that's how it is.
>>683291777
speaking of trips guy
>yuuko
>>683291777
Dio is always cute
>>683291761
>Mugi
>favorite
AYY
>>683291166
I have been repeating myself quite a lot lately, so let's just say I have some health issues.
>Not a big fan of warm weather.
I can relate.
Great music. I like the instrumental a lot.
https://youtu.be/tznKkts0nG0
>>683291411
Sad Songs is on Knife Man as well.
>>683291051
>she's very cute
On this we agree
Yours isn't all that bad either
>>683291124
I really hope she's okay. For now I gotta focus on my work and my game, but I'm heading over this weekend. With the oven dish and peaches I chipped out of my dad's foor supply I could actually last a couple days, which means I saved about 7 of the 30 bucks I had left to buy food. Think I can find anything nice for her for 7 euros? I doubt it tbh
>>683291337
Mugi a cute confirmed
>>683291777
sounds like a good time kek....you have some crazy stuff happen
>>683291869
>dem feels
>>683291606
they will, it's Rammstein, they've been around for as long as I can remember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M4ADcMn3dA
>>683291869
Sorry...
>I didn't mean it that way
>>683291777
Cute.
>
>>683292142
Thanks!
Rolling in
>claim
Alright, i'm out. Catchya'll later.
>>683291631
It also lets me keep check of the new art.
>>683291816
But I wouldn't get anything in return.
>>683292052
So it is
>>683292346
See ya!
I might leave also
I regret a million things, and that's only what I haven't forgot
>>683292254
Oh sure, I understand.
>>683292167
It's just like how Tsukasa is cuter.
>>683292346
farewell
>>683292410
you could have mine~
>>683292379
Your waifu has such a nice color scheme
>>683292142
mmmm, i know pasta is pretty cheap...you could make some alfredo pasta or somethin....im not sure if 7 euro will cover it
>>683292510
well there that is.....
>>683292233
i was just thinking of that song lol...now i don't have to look it up!!
>>683292052
Health issues sounds bad, but I trust that you'll manage.
Very nice music.
https://soundcloud.com/shamanabeats/reckless
tank-sama claimed!
>>683290402
Just the usual then, eh?
It's way too hot here for tea. I'm melting and got no freezer for ice.
Do you happen to have some refreshing music?
>>683292346
cya
>rattles
>>683291777
we doing cute?
>>683292590
Indeed, her design in general is quite brillliant.
>>683292510
I'm sorry...
>>683291307
I like you~ <3
>>683291872
Oh my~
>>683291912
>not posting blushing dio
>>683292167
I'm just an average guy. My friend who wanted to do is is afraid of dogs cause of childhood... he's 6'3 or 6'2, 300 lb and is terrified of a dog that's no more than a food tall on all four
>>683292254
Thanks and get ready for the anon shipping
>>683292286
Fire ze missile!
>>683292346
Bye!
>>683292410
>rape
>>683292907
We are now
>>683292704
Nah, I got myself covered on the food but I was wondering if I could find my mom anything nice for that money. Not sure which is worse: no present or cheap present because broke
>>683292907
Cute?
Hey guys there's a new space program going on
>>683280947
>>683293150
If you insist, the other pic is just one of my favorites.
>>683292704
I'm a psychic
>>683293122
awww
I like you too, you are the cutest froggy
>>683293365
Wanna get some coffee or something?
>>683293150
you hang out with some crazy people it sounds like lol, you must be more than normal in some ways lol
>>683293260
hmmm....i'd say even a cheap present is good, im sure she'll understand, money's tight nowadays....
>>683293365
yes you are!!
>>683292717
That's some pretty nice music. I have trouble distinguishing different electronic genres but this seems pretty IDM-ish.
New Radiohead album too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI2oS2hoL0k
>>683293506
I'd love to!
>>683293293
Oh my, how lewd!
>>683293365
If you're psychic, is there a way to tell if their can actually be a good, alternate ending to my show?
>>683292590
B-but you're not a virgin.
>>683293150
>>683293293
I really couldn't prepare myself for this.
>>683293634
Awesome! It's a date <3
>>683293789
But i am. For now~
>>683293647
my psychic powers tell me there won't be an alternate endind, I'm so sorry
but hey, I'm accurate 20-30% of the time only, so you have a chance!
>>683293850
I come here, post music and get a date, this is awesome!
>>683293269
Super cute!
>>683293620
I'm too normie. It's just the life spicing it up for me kek
>>683293789
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