do you eat the crust on your pizza?
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do you eat the crust on your pizza?
do you lick your girls butthole?
>>683237728
>>683237808
Of course.
>olives
ruined
common now
only if i have ranch.
>>683237893
Olives are fucking delicious. You're just a savage who doesn't understand.
>>683237728
Pizza place I go to have a hot dog stuffed crust option. Dipping hotdog pizza crust into some mustard is the best,
>>683238082
>enjoys fungus on his pizza
>>683238180
>doesn't get I'm posting images of pizza with virtually no crust
>>683237893
Found the 12 year old
>>683238173
that sounds fucking good anon.
whats the place called?
i really like mustard man.
>>683237728
yes
and crusty old bread heels too, wasichu
not a waster like you
>>683238185
>>683238246
>no crust
>12 years old confirmed
>>683238276
pizza hut
>mods
>>683238276
Pizza GoGo. British.
>>683238359
we have one of those here. i hope its not a regional thing. where are you from?
>>683238353
>Arguing about olives
>>683238266
>>683238064
or you know an acquired taste, I know 50+ that dont like them
>>683238814
>an acquired taste for not olives
I paid for the whole pizza, you better believe i'm going to eat that shit.
>>683237728
The crust is probably the best part, especially if it's stuffed.
>>683237728
I cut my crust into pieces, that is my last resort. otherwise I might choke on the crust. suffocation means no breathing and I don't give a fudge if they split the toppings even.
would it be wrong or it be right? if I didn't tip tonight .. chances are that it might.
>>683239539
This post is brilliant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3soskkvYBgM
>>683239494
Then why not just get cheesy breadsticks?
if i have marinara sauce i dip the crust in that but yes i do eat crust if you don't you're a faggot
>>683240501
>marinara sauce
Ranch would also be pretty good.
>>683240713
that's disgusting. ranch has such a strong flavour and compared to how deep you could dip crust it would be too much. also that is fat as fuck i'm already eating pizza i don't need ranch on top of it as well.
>>683237728
If it's good pizza, yea, if not, hell no.
If you don't eat the crusts you are weak and pathetic.
>>683241111
Quads of truth
Macedonian pizza on the right.
>>683240938
And instead you put some disgusting marinara sauce on it?
Ranch is delicious, but I'm a midwest fag so I might be biased.
Crust needs some fat on it to balance out the carbs (olive oil with a bit of garlic would probably be ideal).
Why would you want to dip your pizza into something that your pizza came with in the firstplace?
>>683241624
What the hell are you even comparing it to on the left? Your "muh country is special" pizza can be ordered in any major US (where fucking pizza as we know it was born).
Too bad the entire country has gone to shit. Otherwise I might consider visiting.
>>683237728
every part of the pizza is sacred and delicious in it's own way.... Except for st. louis style.. that's fucking garbage. st.louisxchicago is godlike however
>>683242509
>where fucking pizza as we know it was born
Yeah you're not even worthy of an argument.
>>683237728
Pizza without the crust is as pointless as pizza without the cheese.
>>683240045
t. hanks
>>683242794
Yeah... no.
Pizza was pretty much perfected and revolutionized in the States.
No I only eat the crust off of yours
>>683242794
Popularized then, you technical faggot.
Pizza never would have had such a huge following if it weren't for the US.
>>683242794
Are you retarded?
>>683238814
That's a big kindergarten class.
>>683237728
What , you mean that the center is eddible ?
>>683242705
Goddammit, I love me some chicago deep dish.
>>683243753
Nah not the guy youre arguing with but I know a lot of baby boomer aged idiots who cant stomach anything other than whote bread american food ie... Bland pizza, ham sandwiches, hamburgers with little vegetables, salads have to be coated with ranch, grilled cheese etc.
I ordered a caprese salad once and my supervisor looked at me like I ordered some high class gourmet entree in french and when I got it he scoffed "hmmph yeah right like anybody actually LIKES olive oil.. GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE ANON... Quit tryna act all high class" while hes eatinga fucking cheese pizza
>>683242705
>>683237728
>>683238185
>>683238315
you niggers are making me hungry
>>683237728
Does the Pope poop into the woods?
>>683238064
>>683238266
olives are fucking shit how can anyone enjoy them
>>683238246
>all these pictures of pizzas with toppings on them
am i really such a child for just wanting cheese on my pizza
Sometimes.
>>683244231
>I ordered a caprese salad once and my supervisor looked at me like I ordered some high class gourmet entree in french and when I got it he scoffed "hmmph yeah right like anybody actually LIKES olive oil.. GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE ANON... Quit tryna act all high class" while hes eatinga fucking cheese pizza
kek
Please tell me that you didn't try this at olive garden.
next time, order at a restaurant that actually knows its shit.
>>683237728
I hate precious, fussy faggots who don't eat crusts.
If you don't eat the crust, you're a faggot.
I eat like the first half of the slice and then roll the second half over the crust and eat it from the side like a pizza burrito.
>>683238327
why do something you dont like if you dont have to do it
are you so poor that you cant afford to not eat the crust?
>>683244395
Not at all. As long as it's good cheese and your pallet can appreciate it, you're good.
>>683237728
Yes, fucking faggot
Also, check em
>>683237728
Place i get my pizza from also sells home made honey mustard.
I get a small container with my pizza and eat the crust dipped on the honey mustard.
Holee fck
>>683243672
So use the right term then you fat sack of american shit.
>>683244634
chickedy check yourself before you wreck yourself.
>>683244600
>being this new
>>683243347
>>683243744
Pizza originated in Italy. God you americans think the whole world revolves around you.
>>683244103
more like Chicago deep dick amirite?
>>683244763
kek.
I assume that you're italian based on how much butt-hurt you're giving off.
America popularized pizza.
Get over it, you commie.
>>683244884
you got me, faggot.
I always eat the crust, but then I always get stuffed crust.
if for some reason I'm eating a pizza that isnt 80% cheese, I only eat the crust if it isnt totally hard and crunchy.
>>683244485
Nah it was some place in el segundo called "Ugly Pie" like some hipster italian joint
>>683244910
We're not retarded you ass pirate... we just acknowledge the truth that the entire fucking globe did not give a shit about that garbage the italians called pizza until America fixed the fuck out of it for them.
>>683237728
Yes, absolutely. The faster you eat it, the better. This is for two main reasons:
1) When you get a pizza that's freshly made, this is the best time to eat the crust. It's still crispy on the outside and soft on the inside. Once you refrigerate/reheat it, it will never be the same; this is your only chance at the best of the crust.
2) It fills you up faster. This way, you can have more leftovers. Would you rather be full at 3 slices, or at 5 slices? When you reheat it in the morning, you'll have less pizza because you decided to only fill up on the "good" parts the night before.
>>683244600
>good cheese
way too fancy
the best pizza comes from pizza hut
>>683244910
>implying the world revolves around italy
holy kek.
America popularized pizza. You'd have to be a complete retard to disagree with this statement.
>>683244992
>commie
Reported to FBI for using an anti-American word.
Enjoy Guantanamo.
>>683245297
>having leftover pizza
I always order an extra large pizza and just eat all of it
>>683245467
Only one?
>>683237728
Sure I do
>>683245410
Kek. Guantanamo is for non-american terrorists. The FBI sends their crap to federal prisons.. Screenshot of report or gtfo.
>2016
>eating any part of a pizza
>it's literally just bread with cheese
>as a meal
How is the life expectancy so high in the US?
>>683245574
yes. do you order one for each chin?
>>683241111
check'd
must be true
>>683237893
I bet you don't like your veggies either, mommy is so mean sometimes!
>>683245467
How fat are you?
I haven't ordered a pizza in 3 years.
>>683245650
>being so afraid of diabetes that you only eat food that tastes like shit
good food is food that tastes good. when will people realize this?
>>683237728
if you don't eat pizza crust you're a fag
Im full mast thinkin about this pizza.
>>683245291
Like i said. You think the whole world revolves around you. Ah yes americans invented everything they're the best. You can eat shit all day all you want but no matter who you ask where pizza was invented they will tell you Italy, not America.
>>683245387
I never said i disagree. They did popularize it, but not invent. Which is what i'm trying to say here but you probably wouldn't get that would you?
Yes every time
>>683245726
>I haven't ordered a pizza in 3 years.
How boring are you?
>>683245707
just because you have the palate of a woman doesnt mean its normal
>>683245819
Fuck off, Italy.
This shit isn't pizza.
>>683245810
is that a raw egg yolk? im just imagining biting into it and the yolk going everywhere. what a horrible design, and theres no way the skinny crust is gonna absorb it.
>>683237728
Do I not finish my plate?
Yall aint hungry enough
>>683244992
I'm not even anywhere near italian. But of course you had to assume that so you can use the good old "you're butthurt". I never said they didn't popularize it, i just said that's not where it was born. You're the one that's butthurt here, muh america.
>>683245819
I never once asserted it originated in the United States mate...
everybody who doesn't is a faggot
>>683245291
>Italianon here
Now that is some bullshit right there
Attention whoring amerifag
You invented infant genital mutilation be proud
>>683246064
Mmmm egg yolk.
>>683246257
O merda ma che cazzo è quella roba
>>683246064
Obviously you suck the yoke up like a whore while you enjoy the pizza.
>>683245908
I'm pretty boring t.b.h. Most of my friends have moved away and my gf is in a different state so I don't get out much beyond work.
>>683246339
Ahah
>>683245976
>>683246349
that sounds almost worse
>>683246064
>is that a raw egg yolk
kek no it's a perfectly fried egg. Although I agree it would be messy
>>683246257
Circumcision? Pretty sure Americans didn't whip that one up genius.
>>683246380
Dio ladro no che schifo assomiglia al salmone quando lo faccio sulla griglia, dio che schifo, ma come cazzo viene in mente alla gente sto schifo.
>>683245976
Please stop. You're making a fool out of yourself. You're so desperately trying to force something. There is no need friend. Everyone knows italians have the best pizza. This is coming from someone that's travelled a lot.
>>683246100
Sorry for making assumptions.
Yes, Italians invented pizza but they didn't popularize it as we know it.
I was wrong in my initial post.
>>683246397
It's not a pizza unless it has five, preferably six, different varieties of dead animals on it.
>>683246550
too fancy for pizza hut, my leige?
>>683246209
see >>683242509
>(where fucking pizza as we know it was born).
>>683246257
I think you're confusing jews with amerifags.
>>683246452
no but they're the only country that circumcises most of their kids for no real reason
>>683241624
Oh god it has a face
>>683237728
First few slices yeah. Towards the end not really.
>>683246064
I'd argue that most raw eggs are actually safer than most unwashed vegetables.
Yolky eggs are delicious.
>>683238420
>British
Way to ruin the pizza...
That is a fucking awesome idea though.
>>683246550
> Everyone knows italians have the best pizza.
Implying only Italians can cook the best pizza
I know hundreds of really shitty Italian places ran by greasy fucks who talk about "THE OLD COUNTRTY!" every fucking day.
yet the German chef who works at the bistro round the corner makes the best fucking pizza to have ever graced my mouth.
Your homeland has nothing to do with how well you cook dumbass.
>>683246632
>683242509 not me
>683243347 but this was...
Even still, he supplied "as we know it" which implies it's not the cracker with cheese the italians gave us.
>>683237728
eat the pizza, leave the crust till the end, then dip them in garlic mayo.
>>683246894
German pizza actually sounds pretty good.
>>683237728
>>683237808
Is there another way?
>>683246617
Everything you say at this point is out of pure desire to win the argument and look like as if you americans are the best at everything. I'm not saying you're good for nothing, but everyone knows italians make the best pizza, they're the very best at it, and no amount of "hurr america" is gonna change that. Surprise, surprise.
>>683246778
Sure, when you have toast or has browns to soak them up
>>683246645
>Implying there is difference
If you are american you automatically are cucked from birth
>>683247013
pizza that is 80% greasy cheese is the best kind of pizza and if you disagree its because you've fooled yourself into thinking healthier food actually tastes better
>>683247022
True dat.
Baked crust would still be pretty good with eggs though.
>>683246894
I never said any of that. I never said all italians make the best pizza and everyone else sucks. If you go to Italy and try an actual italian pizza you would know, not some shitty italian places run by greasy fucks.
>>683246493
Un po' di notorietà su internet
>>683246994
The krout really knows how to use an oven i can give him that.
>>683247090
Do you even know what you're talking about?
>>683243347
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
No. Hell no.
>>683247166
Please tell me where the fuck i said that. You just changed the topic for no reason. I don't know what i expected from you americans. No wonder my country hates you so much.
>>683247313
My fucking sides.
In all reality, sauerkraut does actually balance the richness of the cheese.
>>683247286
Topkek
Fucking americans
>>683247470
american pizza is 80% cheese, italian pizza is 80% bread and tomato sauce. learn to infer
>>683247166
>healthier food
Pizza might actually be the healthiest food there is for starving Africans.
>>683247578
>italian pizza is 80% bread and tomato sauce
That sounds disgusting.
>>683247602
The only bad part of pizza really tends to be the sauce and the bread.
i'm sure you could make a healthier sauce, don't know what to replace the bread with though...
>>683241624
that looks totaly undercooked. i like my dough firm and not liquid
>>683247709
Hey, as a britfag i can say, tomato sauce sandwiches are awesome.
>>683247723
> don't know what to replace the bread with though...
Whole grain? The sauce can be pretty decent if it's made correctly. I had some decent garlic white sauce and it turned out pretty well.
>>683247578
Are you fucking serious? Now you're really forcefully trying to make a fool out of yourself. Just look at the images pal
>>683246397
>>683246550
Italian pizza has so many varieties of toppings while americans are just the same. Also have you seen the crust on that thing >>683247013
It's fatter than you. I don't even know why i bother talking to you. Even if your pizza was made by rabbit shit you'd still plead it's the best.
>>683247931
Carbs man, i'm thinking bout that ketosis
>>683246673
"B-but it looks b-better!"
>>683247750
It looks like that because theres so many ingredients on it loaded with water. when you cook it the liquid seeps out and makes the dough wet
>>683247797
Sounds gross, but might be decent.
Pics for reference?
>>683247750
Not undercooked. Go check your sight or something.
>>683247990
i saw the images. little islands of cheese in an ocean of sauce, plus giant crusts all around
>>683248010
Why would you replace carbs with carbs?
>>683248059
Had to solve a captcha by selecting all the images with tea, captcha has a sense of humour!
>>683240200
Because they're cold you dumn fuck
>>683247325
Yes
>be american
>jews rule over you
>can't say shit
>feminazis
>faggots
>niggers
>dad is cucked so much that mutilated my dick
>now i pretend to be happy
>muh freedom
>america make 5% of the world's population but has 25% of the world's prisoners
>>683245291
This.
>>683248159
I want a non carb alternative to the bread, maybe just a huge ground beef patty.
>>683247281
>>683247166
>>683247013
http://www.strawpoll.me/10159091
I'm curious how many people are on my side with this one.
>>683248282
Meh. The fat from the beef would probably make it decent.
Holyshit, I don't think that I can enjoy a simple pizza anymore.
>>683248122
тупой американец
>>683248674
wow so you're a nigger and im a spaceman
>>683248384
You're asking this on a board that mostly consists of americans, gee i wonder which will have the most votes!
>>683248257
Where are you from, anon? I can guarantee that the US has better GDP than your shitty country.
>Has 5% of the world's population but leads the world's economy
>>683248849
I'll take it into consideration, i'm just curious, it's not like it matters.
>>683246351
Dude get a fucking hobby. I'd recommend kayaking, it's social but you don't need to interact much with others if you don't want.
>>683248750
NICE SAVE! You totally win! Stupid fat sack of american shit.
>>683248257
Fucking retard. Jews invented circumcision
>>683245976
To be honest it's a bit rough but that looks alright, needs some basil and oil though.
>>683248939
what if you're fat? Can you do it?
>>683248939
I'm very active in a lot of gay clubs, I go pretty much every weekend and socialize. Socializing is not the problem here.
>>683248980
im actually italian. everyone i know got mad when the local pizzaria got replaced with a pizza hut but i was very happy about it
>>683249062
Yeah, I think so, it's relaxing as fuck to.
>>683248674
я ненавижу американцев, бесполезные мешки дерьма
>>683249062
Yeah, as long as you weigh less than like 20stone
>>683249277
as long as you weigh less then what?
>>683249348
20 stone, 280 pounds
>>683248939
My state is known for how many freaking bodies of water it has but not many kayakers around here. Mostly just rich folk who want to live on the water but don't want to get wet. I agree that I should probably get out more and socialize. I just don't know where to start.
>>683249259
CYKA BLOT
>>683249428
whats that in kgs?
>>683248859
In america you either are rich or you are fucked
Litterally classism
>One out of 50 children or1.5 million children in Americawill be homeless each year.In 2013 that number jumped to one out of 30 children, or 2.5 million.
str8 outta wikipedia
I'm italian btw
>>683249259
cheeki breeki, amerikanskis amirite comrade?
>>683241111
Quads speak the truth
I havne't eaten a pizza in years but yes usually
>>683248282
Look up cauliflower crust. It's not the same, but it's somethin.
>>683248992
And? In the us is most practiced so you either are jews or ruled by jews, you decide
>>683249626
You have to look at percentages, anon. The US has a lot more demographics in population than Italy.
>>683249463
They're usually clubs about if you look them up. As a group kayakers are generally welcoming from what I've seen. If you show up not knowing anything at all but are willing to try you'll fit right in pretty fast.
>>683249567
Not sure, something 130?
>>683249567
>>683249974
That being said as long as you don't do big white water you can be overweight for your boat no probelm
>>683237728
It is the reason for why i buy the pizza.
>>683249905
>most practiced
By percentage or overall?
The jews still have a good percentage over the US in terms of circumcision rates.
>>683249905
Actually I'm fairly certain Americans are just doing it now so we don't have to teach our children how to wash their dirty penises: the hyper puritanicalization of USA.
That's my theory at least.
>>683244231
>>683244231
>>683239340
>>683243753
>>683238266
>>683245707
>>683238064
>>683238266
Fuck off with your shit taste. Olives are absolutely fucking disgusting and so are you retards
>>683246550
>Pizza with hamburgers and fries
Jesus christ.
>>683237728
Of course.
I seriously question people when I see them buy bread sticks and not eat the crust.
Ian seriously baffled by it and it is the most American thing you can do with pizza.
>>683250693
These are lies i'm uncut and i went 2 weeks straight wothout a shower in multiple occasions during my life
Not even once i saw filthy stuff under the skin.
Ofc your dick will smell, cut or uncut, if you don't change underwear or don't shower
But damn it feels good to fap you can't imagine ahah
Usually, although sometimes the crust tastes fuckin awful with certain pizza. I love Little Caesars's crust
>>683251007
I didn't say there was truth to the assertion that it's actually cleaner, but that's what the doctors are selling.
>>683252626
Exactly doctors are selling bullshit as some kind of "premium experience" for your dick while in fact you are only doing pointless damages to yourself/to your son
>>683246632
you are an illiterate retard
>>683253160
it's true that most people have no need to be circumcised, but I think you uncuts really make a bigger deal out of it than it is. My dick isn't damaged, it works just fine and sex feels fantastic. Get over yourself, bro. You must be a sad, pathetic person if being uncircumcised is something you feel the need to brag about. Like literally nothing going on.
>>683238417
>>683238512
>weeaboo faggotry
>>683250725
>being this triggered
>>683253587
Whos more obsessed with it?
Who PAY to get his son's dick mutilated or me who discovered why porn actors' dick looked different when i was like 17
Also i'm 100% sure you didn't choose to get cut, your dad chose for you and now your are pretending to be happy about it
>you will never feel how i feel
>>683254534
>Whos more obsessed with it?
>Who PAY to get his son's dick mutilated or me who discovered why porn actors' dick looked different when i was like 17
learn how to speak English and come back when you know what you wanna say
>>683254730
Ahah you got rekt and don't know how to cone back
>>683255070
whatever you say, kiddo
>>683255239
>>683255239
>>683255239
IT'S HAPPENING STILL!!!
