Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: pizza is cool!
Shinoa claimed
>>683196148
kagami claimed!!
Obligatory claim.
Time to be off to sleep.
Have a good day/night everyone!
>>683196148
>Smug gon' give it to ya
>>683194749
In about 40 years
>>683194855
2Cellos is amazing.
Rory-sama claimed
>>683196323
farewell
>>683196193
Rip Canelo
Nigga shoulda fought someone more on GGG's weight to get an idea
>>683196323
Good night kyouko even tho we never talk
Megumin claimed~
>>683196323
Good night~
>>683196345
Just listened to their cover of Thunderstruck, that was amazing!
>>683196465
rip in pepperoni
>>683196345
Beard looks good on ya
>>683196323
G'night, adorable. Sleep warm and well.
>>683196338
Milk.
>>683196438
That high five hurt...
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, i'll finish my book edition
>>683196190
Oh oh oh got it. Hah that totally went over my head when i first read it.
>>683196323
night night kyo!
>>683196148
pizza is really cool
>>683196148
>>683196604
>high five
<hurt
>>683196558
SO MUCH potential in him too
This fights gonna be bittersweet
>>683196345
B-But.. Can I have a chance like.. Soon?
Maybe tonight? I just wanna wow you!
I even got all pretty for you!
>
>>683196604
It's only getting rougher from here.
Best to strap in.
>I see her in a smokey room
>The smell of wine and cheap perfume
>For a smile they can share the night
>It goes on and on and on and onnnnnn
Someone call 911 because I think I'm having a stroke WHATISTHISWHYISTHIS
guess who's my waifu
>>683196323
Sleep tight.
>>683195883
RIP
I
P
>>683196008
Alright cool.
>I read as milinda at first.
topkek, it's corroding your brain.
>Best idol claimed
I return.
>on computer now
Here we go
>go to friends for 12:01 AM Mothers day
>the cards are brought out
>anon bro #1 is about to win
>the other 4 of us decide to mutually team up
>i constantly bomb anon bro #1
>he has to keep picking up cards
>my turn
>anon bro #2 is approaching victory
>i have the card setup to bomb anon bro #2 hard
>i don't do it
>i help anon bro #2 win
>anon bro #2 makes kickass lasagna
>anon bro #1 is salty to the max
>anon bro #2 pulls out a pound of lasagna from the freezer
>it is now mine
Victory
>>683196819
You should definitely check some of Beterbiev's fight~ They're pretty short and as a casul, you'll enjoy them!~
Claiming best girlie!
>>683195013
>>683194855
100 pushups, 100 situps, 10 km running. Every. Single. Day.
>>683196592
Beards do make everything look good, though I only have one beardo at the moment.
>>683196558
They recently did an MJ song. Not sure which one.
>>683196831
Mmmm... I'll think about it~
>>683196942
>STRANGERS
>WAITING
>>683197097
Galko listen here you titty monster this is it im.gonna end you get over here
>>683196813
>still funny
>>683196860
>straps in for the strap on
>>683197097
You can't sleep, Gold?
>>683197174
Only a banana for breakfast. Don't use the AC.
>Rory
>>683197174
That's weak bro
>baldie here
>>683197181
I'll check it out later~
>>683197139
So hes a russian mike tyson? Just like golokin?
>>683197174
Mfw I become One punch man
>>683197181
That... That isn't a no!
It'll be great, Ill take you out for some coffee you like coffee right? and we can chit chat and get to know each other i can't wait ohmygosh
>>683196860
Super cute! My heart!
>>683197097
Got to sleep Galky. Like below
>>683196323
Goodnight
>>683197174
No ac in the the summer and 3 meals a day. A banana in the morning is fine too
>>683197181
Same. I gotta find that OP in /c/
>>683197222
Trips confirms it being funny lol
>>683197110
Congrats boobs
and welcome
>>683197222
>confirmed
>>683197396
>So hes a russian mike tyson? Just like golokin?
More or less. I believe he's one of the few boxers who can bring a good fight out of Kovalev
>>683197631
>My heart
>>683197705
>Megumin
>>683197222
I said it was a nap.
>I can never sleep anyways
>>683197221
Why though.
>>683197631
I am incapable of what you request.
>>683197735
>wow thanks 4chan
>>683197705
Well hey I'm open to any fighter if they bring entertainment and delicious punches
>>683197735
Oh my bunny anon
>>683197838
Fair enough, whenever I nap it's for long periods of time. My bad.
Glad to have you back anyway, lovely.
>>683197631
Your heart is more than big enough to take it.
>>683197923
Ohoho, you're in for a treat~
>>683198195
Oh goodie! Better watch while Im still buzzed
>>683196604
Just had my daily glass a bit ago.
>>683198597
Mmm, nice. Hope your day has been well aside from that, friendo.
>>683197735
>>683197458
I do like coffee.
>>683196148
well im gonna head out tonight, not really feeling it tonight
goodnight everyone
>>683197181
>Up and down the boulevard
>Their shadows searching in the night
>Streetlights, people
>Livin' just to find emotion
>Hidin' somewhere in the night
>>683197071
>milinda
I have been summoned
Milinda claim
>>683198338
I recommend his fight against Tavoris Cloud~
>>683198851
Have a good night!
im gonna go to bed....i hope everyone has a good night, sleep well, sweet dreams, and good mornings to everyone!!!
>>683197838
Awww ok how's the nap?
>>683197906
Knew it was you though
<3
>>683198084
It is!
>>683198851
Night nano!
>>683198851
Goodnight beautiful <3
Feel better soon
>>683197097
Welcome back Booby Brother.
>>683197110
Nice.
>>683198711
Yup, same as always.
>>683198947
Noted, thats the frst video I'll watch
>>683198948
Good night beautiful~ <3
>>683199094
Hope you'll enjoy it!
>>683198936
Hello
>Hugs
>>683198987
Breast friend.
>>683198983
Short but comfy.
>>683198024
I can never nap for longer than an hour or two.
>thanks
>>683198936
Lol fuck... how many soilders can you recruit?
>>683198936
And just in time for me to do this!
>>683198948
Night kagami
Dio-sama...
>>683198948
Good night!
Anyone here excited for the NFL season? I hope my Saints are going to be 2nd in division, finishing 10-6, and snatching that wild card spot.
>>683198807
S-So... A coffee date maybe.. Death Senpai?
>>683199413
>Rory and Dio are both gross
>>683199362
Was it one of those "10 seconds was actually an hour" kind of nap?
>>683199413
Welcome back
>>683199471
Not fan of football like that but still got hearts out for the Texans
>>683198987
Glad to hear it, bosom.
What you up to right now?
>>683199362
That sucks, man. Wish I could help ya.
>Don't mention it, lovely.
>>683199413
Hey there, hot stuff.
>>683199706
You're both very wonderful.
>>683198851
>>683198948
Sleep tight you two.
>>683198936
topkek, how are you Milinda?
>>683200001
By one, maki!
Shinoa
Curie claimed.
what should I do Im bored
should i just go to sleep already?
also really have to masterbate but I have to abstain from it. how to get over needing to watch porn and jerk it
>>683199338
Hey Miho!
>Hugs
>>683199401
Haha I kinda saw that coming... Did you tell Mirai yet? kek
>>683199883
Hi Mugi
>>683200001
>Off by one...
Im doing alright. What about you friend?
>>683198948
farewell beautiful
>yuuko
>>683196148
>>683199861
I guess you could say that.
>>683199883
My companion of similar ethnic descent.
>>683199936
It's not too bad.
>>683200260
go to sleep hun
>yuuko
>>683196148
smugly lurking
>>683200535
Just glad you're doing what's best for ya, Gold.
What you doing right now?
>>683200419
Damn, she's a looker.
>>683199936
Its just friendly banter, Hand-kun. He says it to me, I say it to him.
>>683200635
Oh, another smugger appears.
>>683200260
Get that cross.
>>683200769
I'm horrible at distinguishing actual banter from people just disliking each other.
>confused hands
>>683200209
>Off by one
Just fuck my shit up fam.
>>683200321
Glad to hear. Feeling pretty good right now.
>>683200260
I'd say just sleep and see where that goes.
>>683200769
smugging intensifies
>>683200321
>>683200535
i feel really lonely and tired right now
im going to bed in hopes that i can dream something happy
sorry
>>683199861
>"10 seconds was actually an hour" kind of nap?
God I fucking love those, tired as shit and you go to sleep for like a minute and you feel like you've gotten a full night's sleep.
>>683199936
Sitting here and watching tv in the background.
I had two cheap drinks while.out at chilis with my girl
Now at home and Ive had one rum chata and fire ball shot followed by 2 more fireball shots
Last number of my post is how many more ill do
Dubs = 10
Trips = 20
Lets go
>>683201048
What's on?
>>683201134
I'm curious.
>>683200750
Pretty much nothing, that nap didn't really help...
>>683201026
Goodnight.
>hope you feel better
>>683201048
>feel like you've gotten a full night's sleep
I wish.
>>683201134
Okay here goes 4 more shots brb
>Tsuyu
>>683201134
tsuyu! i'm shitfaced too!
>>683200419
>>683201022
>hittin' that mufuckin' smug button
>>683201026
Goodnight!
>>683201134
That was close...
>>683201011
Thats good! Something good happen today?
>>683201026
Its all good friend. Wish I could be more help. Sleep well
>>683200260
Watch this, lose boner, go to sleep in fear
https://youtu.be/2KvBJInf-HY
>>683200321
Mirai hasn't been on today. Might come later and I thought he knew with our conversation about this lol
>>683200535
Best one
>>683200635
>>683200769
The more the merrier with the smug crew
>>683201011
Redeemed with dubs tho
>>683201048
The comfier the place you're sleeping on, the faster you fall asleep. I also love the feel where you're so tired you can sleep on the floor and find it nice to sleep on
>>683201026
Night
>>683201134
OK but be safe mang
>>683201332
I'm sorry to hear that, man. You don't want to try and get some more sleep?
>>683200321
So what are you up to?
Claim.
>>683201149
Nothing, I just have it on in the background for noise mostly.
>>683201332
Have you never had one of those naps?
>>683201667
Hell man I can fall asleep just about anywhere, I fell asleep in the back of an ambulance, sirens blaring bumpy road and everything, on the way to a call, and it was one of those super short but restful sleeps, it was awesome.
>>683200611
Yeah im going to sleep now. Also i didnt take te sleepy ng pills so maybe thats what was fucking me over.
>>683201011
Yep. Gonna go to sleep
>>683201667
Not gonna watch it I think I will pass out before the urge becomes to great.
Listening to swedish black metal which calms me for some reason and shuttin down my mind for schleep.
>>683201667
Well, theres always the smugcrew.
>>683201946
Hello mini-waifu
>>683201567
i'm so pissed. my hotel internet keeps deleting files i'm trying to see on 4chan. like i can't see gifs and every single picture i open up it immediately gives me a 404 error
>>683201667
off by one
>smug it up
>>683201667
>off by one.
Im not sure if Mirai knows. Hasn't said anything to me about it yet at least.
Anyways, how are you today?
>>683201936
Just got home from work. Im not sure what I want to do now though...
>>683201470
>>683201667
<3
>>683201567
Senpai after this I'm taking you for coffee.
>Tsuyu
>>683202123
Hey Rory, how're you?
>>683202046
Ahh, alright. I usually would just leave on Friends or the George Lopez show when I did that.
Actually got sucked into both after a while.
>>683202219
Wish i had a job....
I might play some BF3 on PC soon.
>>683201026
Sleep tight Mugi.
>>683201134
Don't die m8.
>>683201629
Not really, could just be from my workout today.
>>683201667
>One off
Your turn.
>>683201879
I probably will soon, I'm exhausted.
>>683202046
I have. What I meant is that the nap I just took was not one of those.
>>683201946
Welcome back.
>>683202368
>>683202372
I look forward to the coffee and company~
>>683202212
Dont use the hotel internet then. If its that bad...
>>683202404
Im good. Getting drunk while playing MWO and cooking lamb shanks.
>>683202584
You really should man, gotta get your cute self in bed and rest.
Still here. Just kinda lurkin'.
>>683202368
I see you explosion master
>>683202444
>checked
Thats a great game.
Have you seen the trailer for the new one?
>>683202566
A good workout is always a good motivator. Glad your in a good mood today :)
>>683199279
>3 kos in first round
Jesus christ even the announcer mention golokin
I'm going to try and get some good rest now.
Goodnight everyone.
>>683202584
Hey Galko
>>683202704
wish I was getting drunk right now
>>683202887
>
What's up?~
>>683202890
Crazy, isn't it? Cloud was a former champion too and was never knocked out before this fight~
>>683199706
I know you're doing your best to hide Dio in your heart.
>>683199861
>>683199936
Hey, I forgot I even posted in this thread for a moment there.
>>683203099
Goodnight, Gold.
Sleep warm and well.
>>683203254
Its fun seeing champions get btfo
>>683202704
but then how will i post on /waifu/?
>>683202372
get schwifty ma'am
>>683202704
Good. I'm going to sweep you off of your feet my dear.
>>683203099
goodnight beautiful
>>683202419
I've usually got National Geographic or something else on if its just something I'm not even really paying attention to.
>>683202584
Ah sorry to hear that.
>>683203099
Goodnight again.
>>683203476
Hi there, Yuuko.
Hope you're doing well.
>>683202887
Yeah im kind of mixed on it. Seeing as how the last "Battlefield" game was shit.
Tsuyu drink counter:
2 mixed drinks
7 shots of fireball
I have 5 bottles of angyr orchards left in my fridge
Last number of post
Anything over 5 = all bottle plus however many fireball shots
Get 'em
>>683203581
hello friendly anon. I am thank you for asking.
How are you?
Apparently someone crashed a fucking plane a couple miles away from my apartment while I was at work today...
http://www.abc15.com/news/region-west-valley/surprise/small-plane-crashes-in-surprise-neighborhood
Canaan claimed. Anything interesting happen to you guys today?
>>683203584
Are you referring to BF4 or Hardline?
>>683203269
What you up to, handsome?
>>683203533
Nice, dude. Also good to play in the background. Love Nat Geo.
>>683203676
God damn, dude.
>6
Fucking hell, don't hurt yourself....
>>683203676
Don't kill yourself there champ.
>>683203383
True~ That was the first fight I saw of him.. I was hooked and got more into boxing!
>>683203676
Have fun!
>>683203210
And tou only call me gross because you dont want to admit that Dio is inferior.
>>683203439
Use your phone as a tether
>>683203442
Now thats something to look forward to
>>683202887
Thanks, appreciate those words <3
How about you? What was your day like?
>>683203099
Sleep tight.
>>683203439
ooh yeah we're gonna get schwifty.
>>683203840
just shiny lasers into the sky.
>yuuko
>>683203840
Some cop here hit a prius today and killed the driver.
Hardline
>>683203943
What
I've never called you gross?
>>683204194
>was meant for Dio
Im sorry!
>>683203802
>I am thank you for asking.
That is great to hear, hope you enjoy the rest of your night.
>How are you?
I'm fine, thank you.
I'd like to ask you if you'd like to be my friend.
>>683203254
>filename
>Did you look in a mirror?
Not much friend, trying to think of what I should do with my night
>>683203584
You have a point there... Im just excited that a major franchise is going away from the whole modern/future warfare thing. It has a lot of potential
>>683203986
Not a problem friend <3
It was slow. Was scheduled to be copilot but we didnt get a single emergency call today.
>Those are the best days, when no one is hurt
>>683203885
I was simply watching a video, but now I'm about to play another match of LoL, I'm not that into LoL but I'm feeling pretty bored lately.
>>683203943
I call you gross because you are simply disgusting.
going to go try and watch Civil War, be back later
>>683204309
lol it's okay~
>>683204183
That's what you get for driving a prius.
>>683204183
There's a joke here somewhere
Hmmm.....
>mfw i came across a dead guy after a car accident
>>683204395
I have to see you to be able to make such a commitment.
>>683202046
The closest I got to something like that was when going to dallas for family reunion, I slept for about a minute and we were there over loud relatives. Said that I was extremely tired from wanting to stay up all night. Was around 12-13 at the time lol but through ambulance? Holy shit dude
>>683202123
>>683202212
Smuggin it up and I'll get my get soon
>>683202219
Good. Got csgo and played it for a bit. It's alright. Maybe because I'm not good yet. You?
>>683202372
<3
>>683202566
OK get!
>>683203099
Night Galky
>>683203269
Kek too good for us?
>>683203885
>>683203925
>>683203941
Will rolll agauk. Solon
>>683204635
Dammit...
>>683203941
I can see why
Damn getting pretty drunk right now hahah. 5th shot.. Im so weak
>>683204621
Oh, alright.
>>683203316
>>683202804
>>683202419
That's me.
What do you say?
>>683204635
I wish.
>>683204863
>confused hands
>>683204635
>Got csgo
Oh? We should play together sometime!
>Milinda
>>683204863
i'm sorry anon, but you are lying. As a mod i would know.
As per request of my girl
Even number i chug the bottles
Odds i dont
Lets get em
>Tsuyu
>>683204635
Its actually pretty comfortable in the back, padded chair, seat belt to keep you from moving around too much, and the siren isn't too loud inside.
>>683205142
>>683205097
Lies.
You can't prove I'm not hand kun.
>>683204487
>>Did you look in a mirror?
Aww come on~ Milinda is super cute! I might even start watching the show soon.
>>Those are the best days, when no one is hurt
I know that feel
>>683204667
Do stay safe...Please
>>683204776
I know a girl who gets super drunk by the 2th shot ahah. I remember the first time I ever got drunk, I was drinking shots lest and right with a guy I didn't know at the time! The guy is now my best friend~
>>683204056
I'm thinking it was more a case of "old people who shouldn't be allowed to operate any kind of motor vehicle" seeing as they're a dime a dozen out here.
>>683204183
Oh damn, that's terrible. Except for the Prius itself getting rekt. Fuck that car.
The only good thing about hardline IMO are the easter egg reload anims. Gameplay is shit though, so the anims don't make up for much of anything. That said, DICE didn't really do much with that besides give Visceral the Frostbite Engine and all it's goodies to play around with.
Then again, I'm a BCfag and anything that's not Bad Company is shit to me anyways.
>>683205246
You're adorable.
>>683205246
Where have you been sweety?
Good to see you.
>no new friend
>feelsbadman
>yuuko
>>683204495
>plays LoL
>calls Rory gross
Pick one way of being a pleb
>>683204635
Keep on smuggin'
>>683205297
I dont remember my first. I do remember the last time I blacked out.
>>683205575
>implying we'd ever be friends
>fuck you
>>683205297
I was the same, 1 or 2 shots will get me drunk but now I'm on my 6th
>>683205456
Yeah that car is shit.
BC3 never.
>>683203840
Damn that's crazy. I was able to play off falling flat on my face while running.
>>683204487
Nice slow day without any injuries, sounds like a win!
>>683204635
Keep trying.
>Maki
>>683205582
I suppose you're the kind of person that only plays 1 moba.
>Dio
>>683205582
What happened? I'm always down for drunk stories~
>>683205778
Damn.. Whenever I go to the bar I always start the night with at least 3 shots to get dizzy lol
>Megumin
>>683205997
Ahah I feel very good, its not often I drink but this was a special occasion, Im so totally chugging down water before I sleep
>Yuno
>>683206243
Don't throw up while sleeping, it's a pain in the ass to clean that up kek
>Megumin
>>683206402>>683206402>>683206402>>683206402
>>683205935
If MWO counts, then yes.
>>683205997
Take 2/3rds a bottle of Blantons. Drink it in 1 hour. 2 glasses of JW Blue Label. Add in copious friends and good times. Was one of my quieter nights. I do have a wild night story, maybe next thread.
>Rory-sama
>>683197181
oh shut the fuck up you smelly bean boy
