Trying to kill myself Not working How
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Trying to kill myself
Not working
How
>>683136257
Go to your microwave, smash the face of it open and put a metal can in it and stand in close proximity.
motorway
>>683136257
try hanging yourself.
or if you have the patience, build a quillotine.
Follow the vein while cuting, and cut deeper.
Fag
>>683137249
This
>>683136560
Or cut off your head and put it in said microwave, also works
>>683137026
>carpenter masterrace
Just go jump in front of a train you pussy.
Do in livestream someone could help
jump off somewhere high ... or in front of a train. thats how people do it who really want to die ...
>get piano wire
>get on chair
>make noose
>put noose around neck
>super glue hands to head
>jump off chair
People finding your body will think you where so angry you ripped off your own head
op please don't. I've been where you are and now that I'm still alive I'm so fucking happy, think about your loved ones homie
>>683137541
I wish. I'm too clumsy and stupid. But if I'd ever try to kill myself, it will be using the guillotine i'll make myslef.
>>683136257
>Cutting in random places
That's not how it works OP
>>683136257
Cut deeper, faggot.
>>683137783
AMAZING
>>683136257
follow protocol OP, if u want us to take this seriously timestamp
God fuck none of this is working. I'm legit going to just kill myself in my car
>>683136257
>Not working
Cos you intentionally stay clear of the artery.
>pussyfaggotattentionwhore/10
Only pussies kill themselves. You're better than that anon
Hold your breath
Timestamp pls
>>683138170
Cut deeper and in a straight line from wrist to the back of your elbow. You fucking faggot.
>>683138137
kek seriously.
>>683138170
Stop being a faggot, killing yourself is literally the easiest thing to fucking do. If you're somehow managing to fuck it up you just want attention
>>683138316
Now you have to do it OP. Cause Stone Cold said so!
>>683138170
I keep telling you: build a fucking guillotine and behead yourself.
>>683137881
you dont know him bro, maybe he has no loved ones, maybe he'll grow up to be a psycho killer, let him die.
>>683138170
Are you really trying to kill yourself with a butter knife?, get your shit together dude.
Pussy. Go deep, cut from the ball of your thumb joint and cut so deep you csnt go further then drag down till you can't go any further. Oh and the most important part; stream it
>>683136257
Good advice. Don't do this. There's always someone who'll be affected by this. I went through this before.
thats cause youre being a pussy. fucking end it.
Cut an artery, hang yourself, drown yourself, find herion or better yet fentanyl + alcohol.
>>683138558
Technically you told him to build a quillotine
fs op just shoot your head then hang yourself just to make sure no quitsies
dont be a pussy
go out in a bang
LIVESTREAM FAGGOT
>>683138896
>op just shoot your head then hang yourself just to make sure no quitsies
Literally the best post in months, lost my shit.
>>683138170
Those are pussy ass cuts dude stfu
>>683138170
CUP DEEPER FUCKING PUSSY
Jump off a bridge
>DO A BACKFLIP!
Op buy the nerf strongarm and should your fucking head off that thing is deadly
>>683139225
if he does a LIVESTREAM I will laugh my fucking ass off
Try harder you faggot and cut deeper.
>>683138734
is this true?
>>683139342
jesus
>>683139475
kill yourself
>>683139368
More likely you'll end up with brain damage.
>>683138170
try cutting a main artery shithead. you fucking fail so much you cant even commit suicide
>>683136257 Timestamp you fucking faggot
>>683136257
>go to Syria or Iraq
>join the Kurds
>fight Isis
>If you die it won't be a problem because you want to die anyway
>>683136257
Cut deeper
You aren't trying to kill yourself. Cutting your wrist makes you feel better for a few minutes. I've worked with several adolescents who cut themselves and none of them were anywhere close to suicidal. OP is either a troll or just a really dumb person going to /b/ for some attention.
You're such a failur that you even fail to kill yourself...
>>683139368
yes
today i finished reading final exit by humphrey
exit bags are the most recommended suicide method.assuming you can't get a physician to assist you
but if you are interrupted before dying, you'll end up with some serious brain damage
>>683137881
He probably deserves it tbh
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
wtf is this thread, fegit can't even get suicide right, KEKED
>>683140521
And you are?
>>683140112
ROLLING FOR THIS, DO IT OP, DON'T BE A PUSSY!
>>683140521
>deserves it
Sorry, do you happen to know Op personally?
Tell us moar
Okay you fucking assholes how the fuck do I do it, I have a car and no garage
>>683140703
Cut neck faggot
pour some gasoline on your head and then have a cigarette and then light it up. gregory go boom...
>>683138170
Carotid artery in the neck is more vital than any artery to your periphery you moron.
>>683140703
Fucking fight ISIS you cowardly fegit!
At least then you would not have died such a little bitch, you might even kill some islamic noobs
>>683140805
then drive to a fucking hospital and tell them that you're suicidal
>>683140805
Are you sure you wanna be stuck in an endless void of nothingness ? Because this shit is honestly what you will feel and see till the end of the eternety.
>>683140969
Can't argue with 69
>>683141021
>>683140805
Buy a bomb and Allahuh Ackbar the side of a mountain, who knows, it might even look a little cool
>>683140969
Yes!
>>683140805
Turn yourself into the police
>>683136257
Don't the cuts hurt?
has anyone ever actually clicked the hentai ads on here?
>>683141294
Yeah man, they are pretty sick.
Put some heavy rocks in your pocket and jump into a river
>>683140805
Wait for a storm to cum, the go out side near a tree or even hold up a metal poll and get strucked by lightning, cool way to go out if you ask me
>also if you live still, you can brag to the plebs you are a lightning wizard or some shit
>>683136257
YO QUIT THAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER. Go talk to somebody about it.
Jesus Christ. Fuckin' kids these days.
>>683137783
Underrated
>>683141491
>cum
hehe
>>683136257
eat unhealthily for 30-40 years and you'll kill yourself. good luck anon!
>>683140703 Thanks OP, Now cut deeper. If you need a proper cutting tool, wrap a glass around in a towel and smash it so you can use the broken glass to cut DEEPER. Or use daddy's razors.
>>683141438
With OP's luck, he will just end up half naked and soaking wet being found by a handful of strangers from the Church of Christ doing a baptism at the riverside.
I guarantee you if you go get get help you will look back at this and be glad you didn't do it
>>683141666
YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH THE DEVIL!
HERE IS AN IDEA
get fucking laid idiot, pay some hooker to fuck you really gud, and get aids or something, that is how you kill yourself proper, and doesn't matter cause had sex,
Am I right?
>>683141738
haha shut the fuck up
>>683141666
best advice on kys-ing I've ever heard
>>683136257
>Trying to kill myself
no you're not
>>683141916
This
He could way deeper if he wanted to
>>683141839
Nah you shut the fuck up, at least the dude isn't giving the suicidal guy tips on how to kill himself, this real fucken life, this all you get and you will ever have!
>>683136257
have u kys yet, ur not replying
>>683141839
Nah its true, I have tried to kill myself dozens of times, even chop off my arms, legs, and dick, went blind, nailed my ears in, ate cyanide, and was on life support, then i just gave up trying to kill myself, got surgery to get all my body parts back, and just lurk around 4chan waiting for suicide threads to cum up so I can tell them my story and kek
works every time
>>683138569
Do you not see how that's such a fucking toxic outlook? Why doesn't everyone die if that's the case.
>>683142019
agreed,
should go for the BRACHIAL RIP
>>683142124
okay Ima leave this thread, bye u niggers
>>683136257
How do you get over fear of death? That's the only thing stopping me from killing myself. I don't know how to explain what im afraid of, I guess im afraid of what I can't fathom.
Op here, ive just killed myself thanks guys! delete this thread as my last dead wish please
>>683142654
so how is it being dead? what's the one true religion?
I know how you can kill yourself, wight for the nuclear Armageddon that is bound to happen in the next 50 years, or go to any war that happens in the next 20 years.
Who knows you might even die a badass rather then a fegit op trying to ask other fegits(including myself) how to kill yourself because you can't even get it right
>>683137249
this is literally all you need to do.
play russian roulette for money.Play until you die and give the money to someone
if you really wanted to kill yourself, pain would mean nothing, just take the nearest object and put it through your entire head.
>>683140969
Listen to this dude hes the only sane one around here.
Including OP , go get yourself fixed up man.
dude op lit himself on fire outside of cnn, turn on the news!!!!!
>>683142889
fucking this op, pick up that big black dildo you normally use
>>683136257
Because you're a giant pussy.
Hang yourself.
Yoy took that on snap chat, which means you were planning on telling someone about your actions instead of actually doing them.
That's your first mistake.
Hit your temple very hard with something. Or cut deeper those cuts probably won't even scar you pussy
>>683142765
just a big frog on a golden chair, i say to him upon the pearly white gate - " oh shit wadup
What a selfish thing to do, quit being a cunt and go on with your day
>>683138170
Attention whore, I'd say kill yourself but you can't even do that
I once watched a stick animation on stickpage with a guy running into a wall and killing himself, that shoud work OP
>>683138170
run head-on into a truck
>>683143151
How can you tell if its on snapchat? just curious.
>>683140112
Rolling
Fucking faggot, stop playing with your cat and kill yourself.
>>683136257
>Trying to kill myself
shallow cuts with a razor blade
>Not working
No shit, sherlock. man up and use some pressure.
Killing yourself used to be cool, now it's just gay
>>683143695
No him but look at the file name he's right
>>683136257
You are aware you havent cut deep enough.
You are aware you are searching for attention.
You are searching for attention, because you want help.
You want help because you cant handle your life.
You cant handle your life because you dont know how to handle your problems.
Learn how to handle your problems, dont ask for help(attention) on 4chan, please.
You dont have the guts to kill yourself.
We all know it...
hang yourself from a doorknob or eat every medicine you find in your home
>>683143825
This x100
>>683143825
Starts out helpful ends with a dare?
>>683136257
Wahhh your life must be soooooo hard
>>683143825
>>683138170
Step 1: Stop cutting yourself like an emo bitch.
There are no other steps.
>>683144048
this
Don't kill yourself, that's so finite. Just go out on a random adventure and do something fun until you die of starvation or some shit
Timestamp or stay alive
>>683144234
i agree loan as much money you can and buy a lambo do fun shit then kill yourself by driving of a cliff or something
>>683138734
>>683140305
>>683139368
they started mixing in oxygen with the helium to prevent people from killing themselves with mini helium tanks. that method is dunzo.
>>683144234
Seriously, die in a cool way at least. Not like a cunty 14yo girl. Go sky diving and don't put on a parachute.
Dying of old age is the most hardcore way to go.
>>683138170
and this is where you'd have to cut if you want to hit artery
>>683142528
>such a toxic outlook
go back to tumblr you loopy fuckin faggot
>>683136257
Moron
>>683144500
kek plus nice none dubs
>>683136257
let the attention whoring flow through you. yeeeeees
>>683143806
Thanks man
>>683136257
I bet you're doing it for the most pettiest shit ever
>>683136257
jump off the roof
>>683142528
>Goes on 4chan
>Asks why he inst dead yet
>Expects support
Side wards For Attention Downwards For Results
>>683142528
Everyone does die my friend.
We already know the story. At a point op will stop replying and will watch as we keep yelling "ooooh peeeh where did ya gooo"
Attention seeker motherfucker
>>683138170
Jump off a building like a man
>>683144960
seems he is doing that already
Dear OP,
Shit will eventually get better, just chill out. 6 years ago I was a shut in, wouldn't leave my room because of depression and anxiety. Now I have an awesome job, hot girlfriend, and things are good for me. Don't just give up.
>>683138170
I'd also kill myself if I'd have such fingers.
>>683145045
muh oysta mufugga
Fuck this world.
>>683136257
HEY OP
BEFORE YOU KILL YOURSELF
POST YOUR DICK PLEASE
>>683145045
OP probs aint old enough to do anything if hes acting like this.
What I've learned from being depressed and having anxiety is that you can't be in your head so much. Once you can do that you'll be happier
>>683138170
SERIOUSLY STOP DUDE.
DONT PAY ANY ATTENTION TO THESE FUCKOS MAN.
QUIT THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW MAN AND CHECK INTO A PSYCH FACILITY BRO.
LIFE GETS BETTER MAN BUT YOU NEED TO GET OFF 4CHAN AND MAKE IT HAPPEN!
DONT DO IT OP - SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS BRO
THESE ASSHOLES ARE PSYCHOTIC AND EVIL MAN, CALL 911 AND GET SOME HELP MAN!!
hahahahhaa even with a razor that sharp you cant make real cuts
>>683141294
they are not false adds that you get you where you don't want to, if this is what you wana know
>>683145412
hes not going to do it fag, hes just being a drama queen, and seeking attention. Look at those fucking cuts, a cat would do more damage than that.
>>683145045
Anyway to contact this guy? He probably has enough money to give me some
Get a fuck ton of 25i. Thatd be the way i wanna go out.
Try to find your pulse near your thumb, that's your radial artery.
>>683145412
dont ty pls
>>683137783
>>683141502
Honestly, most people here want you to die. But there is a small important few that want you to live. Why don't you talk to a therapist. If you have no one, escape your current pathetic life and make a new one. Get a job, get some goals, learn something new. Live
you need to acquire more minerals op
op is dead guys, we have done our jobs ;D
Take acid and enjoy the world, have a nice epiphany
We are in 2016, so buy a fucking gun and end with your faggot life
>>683145999
>>683145999
Trips confirm
>>683145999
You cant deny the trips.
>>683137783
wow, where did you get that idea its hilarious! no, seriously - go fuck yourself.
>>683138112
newfag b&
>>683141513
newfag b&
>>683145929
newfag b&
its summer again
>>683145999
what a waste.
>>683136257
Your a fucking pussy
>>683142367
shit man i haven't seen that film in ages
You can´t be a hero
>>683144544
Can u give me all ur money? am poor fag living in a shit 400 dollar a month apartment.
OP is so fucking FAG tha he fail even in killing himsefl
DUBS GET HIS MONEY
>>683146418
How did you end up in your position?
>>683137451
or shoot yourself and then bury yourself
>>683137249
Curious, you just need to hit a vein right? so whats wrong with any other vein, say the one on the back of your hand, or on your forehead, or on your dick? It just seems to me theres plenty of viable opportunities that arent under a fuck ton of tendons/meat etc.
Serious question, I admit I have no idea why or if this an option, what say you anyone cleverer than me?
>>683146418
Lack of money is the number one reason why people kill themselves
Nice try
>>683146307
fuck you man. die in a fire.
you need to draw yourself a warm bath and get that blood moving, maybe take a few advil and wash it down with some booze first, or stop being such a fucking pussy and ride out this life til the bitter fucking end like the rest of us.
>>683145818
>Screencap of thread 6 years ago.
>'Any way to contact this guy?'
Even if I did, he's probably gotten his phone stollen a few times, etc.
>>683146617
Best to go for the femoral triangle in your leg and get the great saphenous vein. You will be dead for sure then.
Don't you want to see the reaction when Trump becomes President?
Go buy some clorphorm and dump in all onto a Towle then put it in a plastic bag and duct tape the end to a hose and duct tape the hose to your mouth then from you fumes you will pass out and die in your chemical induced sleep
>>683146617
If you want to die fast you sever an artery, so that the heart pumps the blood out. It needs to be deep or it will get coagulated..
>>683146929
no man we need to help him kill himself, that is what op is on this earth for. our amusement. he must do this. or satan will continue to buttfuck him while he is living. and satan has a firey scepter for a cock. it truly is massive.
This is all you need
RIP anon
>"why won't these 4 inch randomly placed cuts kill me guise!!!!!?!?!?!"
Do you have any idea how the human body works? If you're this stupid just jump off a bridge or building or some shit.
Hot news: Op woke up dead in hospital from eternal bleeding, luckily he survived with minor injuries.
Seriously, go to a hospital or at least call 911/your country's emergency number.
Ignore /b/, this isn't worth it.
>>683145045
>>683145412
>>683145412
>>683145412
Seriously bro. You are a fucking miracle and you don't even know it. Please this shit is not worth it. Your life is worth living.
>>683136257
Just call the Samaritans already, they will give you the attention you want, and you won't even have to cut yourself in the process
>>683136257
bruh i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
OP post current status!
>>683144424
Aww that's fucked up.
>>683140805
I have a few ways for you
There is your jugular vein.
Cut into that shit and youll have a few minutes left.
Make sure you dont look up while you slit your own throat, that hides the veins and makes it harder.
Idk, there arent many ways with a blade.
Unless you wanna make your wrist a canyon
>>683148041
Put your fucking glasses on.
I hope he got help
>>683148180
I'm gonna need sauce on that
>>683148345
Me too man.
Life gets hard for everyone sometimes.
It also gets better too you just have to wait for it.
>>683136257
DONT DO IT OP!
DONT DO IT OP!
DONT DO IT OP!
DONT DO IT OP!
DONT DO IT OP!
DONT DO IT OP!
OP officially dead
>>683149302
no trips no confirm
>>683146532
You forgot to include a microwave
>>683149302
Oh no I think he is fuck got here too late to try and say something motivational
Rip in Piece OP. Hope he's in a better place. Good on you guys for doing him a favor. :^)
>>683138170
do it right you fucking nigger
>>683138170
You're legit an attention whore.
>>683149511
He is now.
>>683136257
down the street not across the highway, you idiot
cutting emo kids do the this garbage
>>683136257
By your wrist, where you can feel your pulse. And go in a warm bath so your blood flows better and you don't make a mess you inconsiderate prick.
>>683144544
headshot
>>683148180
This is what I call shit posting.
>>683146929
I think you mean aspirin. Aspirin thins the blood.
Would be awesome to see some more pictures of the wrist.
It's actually interesting to see how it goes, OP.
I'm not going to try and say "it'll get better" because there are enough faggots saying so, i'm generally interested to see someone die and record it. Best to us.
>>683145999
WE DID IT LEVVIT
>>683147979
Some say to this day he's still bleeding
>>683138170
Wow are you using a fucking toothpick to cut yourself you fucking pussy?
what a fag face your problems like a regular person
>>683136257
- get some IED
- activate it by shouting ALLAH AKBAR
- ...
- profit!
- post webm here and get rated
>pic unrelated
>683140805
But why do you wish to die? Pls don't do it OP
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME SONG:
https://youtu.be/qAYeunaze1g
Slit My Wrist by Murderdolls
>>683152027
nope
livestream it boyo
>>683152111
Can't argue with trips.
Let's find another theme to help OP die
OP you still alive?
Fucked up
>>683152027
No. This is the official theme.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0
Op is a lying bitch
Alone again. Because after you die, there's nothing there.
https://youtu.be/8ELnhjGw4Zs
OP don't do it. These people are just fucked up.
Just dont do it and buy yourself a beer, youll be fine
toaster stephen ?
>>683152982
Go fuck yourself you faggot.
If you want to be a fucking hero, buy a snickers for a nigger in Africa.
We're here to entertain and get entertained and you are being a fucking closet faggot trying to ruin it.
OP, if you are actually doing this, FUCKING KILL YOURSELF.
You are so shit at life, you can't even end it properly. It's that simple, but you fail at something that easy.
You are worthless to mankind. You are below maggots shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMErlY2CIs0
No. This is the official theme
thinking about here are people who push others to commit suicide, so sad dude, i mean i had a lot of good times in a reakt thread, but this is different.
Quit being a faggot, OP. If you really wanted to kill yourself, you wouldn't have posted about it with your weak ass cuts on the internet like some tumblr fag. Man up, quit being a bitch and live your life to the fullest.
