Waifu claiming thread
>pro luthier edition
Hear are the fucking rules
>claim your fucking waifu
>post pics of said waifu
>husbandos are allowed
>bitches luv frying pans
>no lewds
>ignore that last one
>Read the rule after this
>Ingore the rule before thus
>copy and paste
Yotsuba claim
>>683127013
>prebaking
Oh
>>683127013
kagami claimed!
Faggot.
>>683126784
I'm doing well. You?
>>683126924
I tripped over my own foot and didn't catch myself.
>people saw
>>683126968
It's kind of funny honestly.
>I wish I was less clumsy
> <3
>>683125506
You just want to make me work :(
Also, hi
>>683126066
Hi Kazuki. How're you?
>>683125224
Nice try.
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, port Shizuru went up in flames
>claiming yume
What is everony doing today?
sachi claim
>if dubs anti-shipping edition
>>683127268
almost had you
>>683127232
Hey thats my catchphrase, Jew!
>>683127387
>>>/r/kys
>>683127222
Homu ^
>>683127013
Fag.
>>683127240
Nice.
Shiki claimed
>>683127232
>favourite pic of your waifu
Obligatory claim.
>>683127232
Sorry.
>>683127387
Heyo, handsome.
>>683127334
Contemplating suicide, you?
>really just listening to some Beethoven
>>683127232
You should've baked, we would've moved to your thread
>>683127240
>I wish I was less clumsy
It's cute
> <3
>>683127013
mandatory Cc claim
steam is being a dick, i know the username and pass but wont let me log in
tried resting it to same pass but with 1 at the end, still doesn't want me in
now torrenting ssf4 for xbox 360
trying to find pass for file through a "password unlocker" (its a fuckin trial>error>try again program)
>>683127508
Counting update, Syndra is mean edition.
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am around to track it.
Hugs: 32
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 277
Dio mustaches things: 11
Rattles: 100
Burger: 2
Kagami x Megumin no u cuter: 19
Salty Spastics: 6
>>683127556
I did, I deleted it to avoid confusion.
im back!
are you still around
>>683127463
Drink Bleach faggot
>>683127661
Not even my favorite Nirvana record.
Try harder
>>683127590
>Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 277
Jesus man
>>683127508
>
>>683127232
>>683127641
Still answering it cause why not?
Super cute and childish personality
>
Kicks ass, smugs
A place that has beautiful season change and clear night skies to see the stars and crisp air. Or something like manafa run
>>683127556
Sorry i didn't see the post until after i linked the thread because my gay internet
How the fuck do I submit this aplicaiton
>>683127013
I claim fucking Shiro.
This is her in the picture.
She's not a husbando, although that would be okay.
She doesn't like frying pans.
>>683127758
>>683127232
YOU FUCKING SHIT I WAS ANSWERING YOUR QUESTIONS AND YOU DELETED YOUR THREAD.
>>683127489
It didn't feel nice.
>>683127508
>
>>683127556
You're cute.
>love you
>>683127569
Xbox 360 shenanigans, eh? I recently got a Halo 3 multiplayer beta for PC. Fun stuff, hides behind Russian IPs though. Had to go to Reddit to download it.
Hope your day's been relaxing aside from Steam.
>>683127758
>Mi Liu
>>683127556
>>683127978
>>683127475
>nice trips
Wait do you have to go somewhere?
>Falling
>grabs your hand
I will be there for you like you were here for me, what do you need help for?
>>683127942
I lost interest, do whatever.
>>683127941
Got 'em
>>683127643
It just got got in here
>>683127508
QOTT: why the fuck you lying?
Mmmm why the fuck you lying
>>683128121
Not going so fast.
I just wanna be with you and stuff ya know?
>Waifuless
>>683128153
Can you make the thread next bake? I'd prefer it if you did.
>>683128270
'Cause trust is hard.
>>683127590
I would like to add lurking
>motherly hugs
>>683128153
They were better questions than "Hurr durr what is your favorite fapping technique"
I don't think I've actually talked about Tomoko in months in these "waifu" threads.
>>683128270
Because I don't like attention or conflict when in real life therefore I use lies to not make a big deal out of stuff.
>>683127508
I have so many to choose from...
>
>>683127978
T-thanks heh~
>love you too
>>683127979
halo 3 huh?
never played halo as i dont like the hole futuristic theme to it, same reason i dont like any cod after ghosts (dont like ghosts due to the pure shit it is, liked making fun of it though)
i think 10-20 years in the future is my limmit.
how is it?
and yea, day is going well, just been chillin, playin a bit of cod bo 2 and saints row 4 (only got it cuz it was free and wanted a gamerscore boost)
>>683128465
Well not recently anyway.
Here's a question for you fags.
What is you're waifu's favorite food?
Tomoko has never explicitly named something, but she does treat herself to ice cream whenever she is happy.
>>683127508
>
>>683128270
Because at somepoint I lost the ability to not be sarcastic.
Also I try to be honest most of the time even if its the worse decision I can make but better an honest asshole than a lying niceguy
>>683127513
Sorry i missed that post
So sup Handkun?
>>683128106
You must really like that picture.
>>683128483
Feeling any better?
>>683128465
>fapping techniques
>>683128465
I'll talk about Tomoko with you anon, did you first find her through the manga or anime?
>>683128382
Yeah that's been requested a few times.
I'll give my stock answer, it's hard to count that one accurately. It's rather nebulous to decide what is and isn't lurking, and i've been trying to keep all my counting clearly defined.
>>683128270
Because I'm tired so I'm lying down bro
Tenryuu claimed
>>683128166
i missed you~
>>683128702
Only when I ship 2 /waifu/ Anon here
Best German CV Claimed
>>683128811
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
>>683127978
I know, but it could have been worse.
>>683128840
NIGGA BACK THE FUCK UP I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN AND FUCKING CASTRATE YOU AND LEAVE YOU TO BE RAPED BY 16 FUCKING NIGGERS WITH FUCKING AIDS YOU FUCKING CUNTEND FUCKING DRINK BLEACH YOU ASSWIPE YOUR FAMILY FUCKING WANTS TO SEE YOU DIE AND NOBODY WILL EVERY LOVE YOU YOU WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO
>>683128754
She found me on this board on a fucking banner.
The exact panel is her sneaking into a library exclaiming that she had found the other social misfits.
Upon learning her name in another thread i immediately read the manga and watched the anime.
Infatuation turned into love and I haven't looked back.
How did Shiki find you?
>>683128465
Yeah, I tried to do something.
It's the second time this has happened, I ain't making another one.
You fags can go eat a bag of dicks for all I care.
>>683128465
I saw someone talk about their waifu like once in the past few weeks, that counts right?
>desperate hands
>>683128584
I sort of just imagined Halo as that Star Wars theme.
>In a galaxy far far away
Mainly because the shit they have doesn't make any sense. I like it though, has that charm to it and the story is really good.
My opinion is bias though because I love Halo. Glad your day is going well, buddy. Saints Row 4 is free? How's that?
>>683128649
Sulfuric acid and the Cho Mai technique.
>>683128697
It's all good, I'm doing well. Thanks for asking.
How's you and that lady doing?
>>683128922
>pats
What you up to, buddy?
>>683128948
Heyo, Graf.
>>683128948
>motherly hugs
Hello i am the thread mother
>don't forget to wipe your feet
>>683127508
Best pic.
>>683128465
>>683128153
If those questions are actually good, I suggest they are asked again
>>683128106
I'm a pure Christian soul, I condemn such behavior!
>>683128649
Lemon shortcake
(Or ice cream, I'm not entirely sure)
>>683128702
I'm feeling slightly better, thanks for asking!
>>683129079
Tats, take it easy
>>683128975
go kill yourself
>>683128281
Yea you're sticking with me <3
But im going to be honest, this all happened too fast and its a little weird to me too, I think it would be nice if you got to know the rest of the community too since theres so many awesome people and spending your time just with me is like a waste of it.
The fact that you don't have a waifu is also kinda weird... I do like weird and unique things but the avatarfaggin helps a lot figuring out your tastes and emotions.
>>683128911
>haven't used it on me and shizuru yet
does this mean there is no ship?
>>683127590
Syndra really must care about everyone
>rattle
>>683129035
And i thought i am salty....but this is nearly my level of salt
>>683129079
Please? Haven't seen a thread by you in a bit.
>>683128670
>>683129107
it was free
>games 4 gold
only good thing comming out of microsoft
>>683128911
>we're gonna need a bigger port captain!!!
>>683129268
DISREGARD THAT, I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I SUCK COCKS
>>683129334
Yeah, when I stopped paying for gold they did that. Fucking annoying ass company, hope their gaming branch goes bankrupt.
So, Steam sounds really confusing. Just make another account or reset your current ones password?
>>683129278
Trying to provoke Shinoa?
And yeah, something like that.
>Rattle rattle
>>683128840
I missed you too!
Go check the archive or something and OP them yourselves.
I won't.
Reinhardt pushed me off the cliff
>end me now
>>683129035
?
>>683129545
i will need to go again
so lets enjoy this while we can~
>>683128911
So yes.
>>683129264
That's good.
>I was worried about you
>>683129608
>What is the cutest thing you know on your waifu?
>Describe the character of your waifu.
>What's your favourite picture of your waifu? Post it if you want.
>Which skills does your waifu have?
>Describe what the perfect place to live for you and your waifu, in which you will live to the end of your days, will look like.
Another 12 hour shift, come home and it still isn't August
>Why hasn't someone just killed me already
Ok since only a few of you know what you're waifu's favorite food is, here is an easy one:
How tall is you're waifu?
>140cm
>>683129745
Here go
You can do it yourself!
>>683128811
Greetings mein fuhrer
>>683129045
I've told the story before, first saw fate/zero on /a/ but my friend thankfully told me to read the vn, then I of course went through all nasuverse material and found Shiki, by movie 3 I was hooked(specific scene should be obvious)
>>683129516
unlucky man, u missed out on
dungeon defenders, dirt 2, dirt 3, gears of war 2 and 3, and alot more
tried resetting pass on both
nigger didnt work
so i might have to make a 3RD ACCOUNT
fuck sake
>>683129673
>NIGGA BACK THE FUCK UP I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN AND FUCKING CASTRATE YOU AND LEAVE YOU TO BE RAPED BY 16 FUCKING NIGGERS WITH FUCKING AIDS YOU FUCKING CUNTEND FUCKING DRINK BLEACH YOU ASSWIPE YOUR FAMILY FUCKING WANTS TO SEE YOU DIE AND NOBODY WILL EVERY LOVE YOU YOU WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING YOU'RE A FUCKING DEGENERATE SLIT YOUR OWN WRISTS AND DROWN IN YOUR OWN FUCKING PISS YOU DISGUSTING CANCER WHORE CUNT XDDDDDDDDD LOLOLOLOLOL GO AND FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING CUNT I WANT YOU TO FUCKING DROWN IN YOUR MUMS OWN PERIOD BLOOD YOU FUCKING CANCER NIGGER GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO
>>683129933
>>683129269
Everything about this website is weird though, don't forget.
But yeah I'm sorry.
I'm not very talkative but if that's what you want.. I don't believe I'm wasting my time but whatever right?
I might just stop posting for a while, try and slow it down.
>Waifuless
FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD
I claim Prock.
>>683129758
5'9.
>>683129745
Hope it goes by quickly, handsome.
>pats
Hope that aside from that your day is going well.
>>683129693
Be cool if you hosted the thread.
>>683129924
Only one I'm slightly sad about missing is Dungeon Defenders. Gears Of War is very overrated, fun game though.
Steam's difficult.
>>683129673
Cutie
>>683129758
>159cm
>>683129278
Oh? You sure about that?
>>683129361
>now hiring for shipping positions
>>683129264
Wouldnt be lust if it's the love of two under marriage now is it?
>>683129692
Not really. I use my smugs more
>>683129758
150cm
>>683129107
Playing some payday 2 and listening to og neo freaking out
>>683129758
167cm
>>683130170
Thats one tall hand
>>683129758
157 cm
>>683129608
Tats, please, don't fall into the childish behavior, you are way better than that...
>>683129692
You were? I don't know what to say... You are incredibly cute. I can't get on your level of cuteness!
I like it when you say those things, though...
> <3
>>683129693
Thanks Vigil.
I still hope Tats makes the next thread, so I'll refrain from answering for now
>>683129758
That's easy, 151cm
>>683129868
I tried, everyone said bleach is the way to go but all I have are white, squeaky clean insides.
>And I'm still breathing sadly
On another note, this is one edgy thread.
>>683129693
These were Tats's questions.
>>What is the cutest thing you know on your waifu?
Know on? She clicks her tongue when she is bored.
>Describe the character of your waifu.
Introvert, shy, kuudere probably.
>What's your favourite picture of your waifu?
Folder related.
>Which skills does your waifu have?
She can speak some Engrish and she is pretty good at rhythm games.
>Describe what the perfect place to live for you and your waifu, in which you will live to the end of your days, will look like.
Penthouse suite where we sell weapons and mercs to the highest bidder.
claimed
>>683130284
>>683130170
>>683130341
>>683130278
>>683129758
USE FUKKEN ENGLISH RETARDS
>>683130170
THIS LAD GETS IT
>>683130170
I've considered it but I'd break a promise if I do that. A promise that no-one remembers me making, but still.
>>683130170
dd was dope
u could mod the shit out that game and no one gives a fuck
fuck it, imma make a 3rd acc, a 2nd cc one, just gonna call it Cc-b (if it will let me)
>>683130170
Thanks Hand, It's a struggle that is killing me inside. I just walked through the door now, so I hope my day ends up better then the shit at work.
>Opening shift associate calls out
>The person covering them calls out
>Being a manager and having to cover shifts for your shitstains
How've you been?
>>683129525
no i would never do something like that, i was just enquiring about the ship status
>ship rattles
>>683129758
151 cm
>>683130278
quite sure mr smug
>>683130372
Drink the whole thing retard
>>683129884
Maybe I should rewatch KnK, been a while since I watched it.
>>683130462
Quick somebody post the follow up somebody drew where he smacks the guy with his long ass arm.
>>683130112
You don't have to be sorry, you were awesome since the first time you tried to talk with me and it warms my heart that you kept following the threads for me. Its my fault for giving you hope and now acting like this. I told you I have bipolarity problems.
If you have feelings its better for you to forget them while you can or you will get surprised with how much an anon relationship can hurt, like I was.
I still want to talk with you, just don't want to forge unnecessary feelings over the web.
>>683130731
I got you
>>683130278
>Wouldnt be lust if it's the love of two under marriage now is it?
No, it wouldn't, but I'm already married
>Emi
>>683130284
Really? I thought Syndra would be taller, those high heels probably help compensate.
>That's one tall hand
And a short man.
Still grinding, eh? Happy your day's going well.
>>683130462
Took me a few seconds.
>I can't breathe
>>683130514
Can just use google to translate it, that's what I've been doing.
I thought y'alls waifus would be taller.
>>683130527
That's fine, I'm pretty sure I'd remember a promise from you if I ever saw it. I hope it's nothing too serious.
>>683130606
Yeah, remember a few friends talking about it. Modding games is always a plus.
Alright, sounds like a plan.
>>683130649
Don't mention it, buddy. Just gotta stay strong.
>Sounds stressful, they're lucky to have you
>Just hang in there, man.
I've been fine, just relaxing. Throat's currently burning thanks to this coffee and I have a cut in my mouth.
>>683129758
Probably around 172 cm.
>it never says
>>683130358
Thank you...
>it's because I love you and I care about you
>>683129107
Hello ! Sorry For late respond
>Overwatch its great game
How you doing today Handokun ?
>>683129169
>Hello i am the thread mother
Hello there !
>Akame ga Kill was great anime
How are you doing today ?
>>683129035
>Pure salt
>>683129278
Hello Sachi !
How are you doing ?
>>683130661
Fukken english plz no Wapanese
>>683130661
If you say so...
>Train rattles
what the fuck
>>683127268
Had to take care of something, sorry for the late reply
Im doing alright, tinking about some interesting things i want to do
>>683130684
I rewatch it every so often for Shiki, plus it's the kind of series where there's layers of hints and stuff you missed the first time around.
>>683128649
She doesn't show to like them but eats nothing but packed sandwhiches and hagen daz.
>>683129758
160cm.
>>683129079
But Tats, there's no time for questions and actual waifu talk, we have shitty edits to post!
>>683130661
Mmmmmmmm
>>683130885
Oh
>>683130943
Yeah I know
>>683130918
It's all good, hot stuff.
Overwatch, everyone's been playing that game. Jesus Christ.
I'm doing fine, thanks for asking. Nothing really of note, sorry for not going too far into detail. I'm not a happy person.
>Last time you pointed this out but I left prior to your response.
I hope your day is going well.
>>683129933
what
>>683130197
adorable
>>683130999
Np. Think of anything yet?
>>683130861
Nice, thanks.
>>683130918
Good, how about you?
I can't read help
>>683131318
Kind black man
>>683130828
I'm not leaving, like I said. I can deal with the bipolar you silly goose. I'm still lurking and following you and stuff, and I talked to some other people a little. I'll even claim a waifu eventually I just haven't felt like doing so yet.
But nothing you are doing id hurting me or making me feel uncomfortable or bad or anything. I like you for you and it still isnt going to change, I just wanna slow it down a bit like you said.
Talking about what we like, and don't like, listening to music and all of the fun stuff.
If you think Im gonna drop how I feel about you over any silly little mood change then you are mistaken my dear.
>Waifuless
>>683130358
I'm kind of irritable right now.
I'll let Mikan go for it. I'm going now.
>>683131072
It's not even a general anymore. It's just a circlejerk.
>>683130902
>When days feel like centuries and hours feel like years
Yeah, I suppose. I plan on getting most of these lazy shitters canned anyway.
>Burning throat
Is that from the coffee or the cut? I usually get those when I eat too fast.
>>683130902
Yeah, it was before your time, actually.
>>683129758
165 cm
>>683131488
>walking corpse
>>683131429
Seriously i can't read or write
Can you teach me?
>>683130906
I need Ruri's pic of her losing it with the pillow
>how can you be this adorable? You'll make me blush!
>Captcha: sheds
>>683131591
>>683131072
What kind of measurenents are these?
Chinese?
>>683130902
heels?
there are no heels, not even shoes
But she is flying all the time, so that might explain it
>>683131708
KYS
>>683131608
Still can't read
>>683131112
what happing im scared
>>683131112
hmmmmmmmmm
>>683130939
>bus rattles
>>683131488
I don't think I can convince you now... You are free to do as you please, Mediterranean brother
>Emi
>>683131565
Time moves slower when you're focusing on it, try to just let it pass, eh?
From the coffee, cut's in the mouth. I'm having all kinds of fun this morning.
>Kill me
>>683131591
Would you mind telling me it for future reference? Don't want to bug you with more shit you've restricted yourself from doing.
Respectable how keen you are on following them though, father was pretty strict on giving your word when I was younger.
>>683131795
Oh, my mistake. There goes my horrible eyesight.
I wouldn't mess with anyone who can fly, so fair enough.
>>683131488
Like I've said before, an interesting view in the development of a community. Bye and good luck with your irl troubles.
>>683131661
I'm not trying...
>if anything you're being cute
I have to go get lunch now, I'll be back.
>>683131310
As stupid as it sounds, was tinking about going camping
>>683131812
Help please,
>>683131469
Oh I see... take your time and pick one that fits you and won't make you want to change at all.
>inb4 waifu picks you
Im glad you think that way but im feeling a little weird and its best if I leave the thread for a while, sorry if I hurt you.
>>683132060
> <3<3<3
Enjoy your meal!
>>683132119
Nothing stupid about that. Do what you want, right?
I'm probably going camping in a month or two now, it's fun stuff for a while.
>>683132008
I know it does, but I lead a pretty uneventful life, and I never have anything to look forward to because nothing ever excites me.
>Coffee
Hm, I actually like to drink coffee from time to time, sucks you've got pain from it though.
>We can tie each others noose
>>683132214
That's okay, I didn't mean to weird you out.
I'll be around, just holler if you wanna chat.
>Waifuless
>>683131859
Honestly
>
>>683131869
Hohoho
>>683132060
Still shipping
>>683129933
Oh comon , come back here
>>683131249
>
Overwatch, everyone's been playing that game. Jesus Christ.
Its open beta right now
>Love when tenten or neo yelling on ouer teammates
>Last time you pointed this out but I left prior to your response.
Its not like that ! Just you care about everyone and you are acting like uncle
>Dont have any idea how to describe it
My day was ok but can be better
>like allways
>Love that pic
>>683131334
Noting bad happens
>atm i laught cause neo rage is so cute
Dont forget we have waifu ts3
>waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
Feel free to join !
Long time no see guys
>>683132008
You're not bugging me, though I do want to get back to lurking.
I might tell you. Maybe. To be honest, I'm not sure if it's worth keeping anymore. I made it back before we were a month old. Things change, rarely for the better.
Good evening.
>>683132959
You got me curious now, was it related to the fallout thing or something?
>>683132343
I do as well, it's difficult. Find a game or something to play in your spare time that's just for fun. No Man's Sky is coming out soon, that might be fun.
Coffee's great when it's not contributing to my heart fun and pains.
>I'll wrap you a nice gift instead
>>683132631
Heh, sounds like fun. I had to stop playing that Halo 3 multiplayer because I couldn't stop screaming at teammate and opposing teams. My blood pressure runs high with that game.
>Its not like that
It know what you mean, I just don't like talking about my day. Doesn't really hold anything interesting/uplifting usually. I appreciate the concern though, you're sweet.
>My day was ok but can be better
Glad your day is going well, buddy. Happy to see ya having fun.
>>683132959
Good or bad, change is change. Nothing you can do to stop it. You don't have to tell me (you already know that of course), just a curiosity I have. Pay it no mind.
You can go back to lurking if you want, I was just curious.
>>683132861
Welcome back
>>683131869
>>683132623
You two quit your scheming.
It's worrying me.
All by myyyyyseeeeelf.
Don't wanna be, all by myyyyyself, anymore..
Do do dooo
All by myseeeeelf..
>>683132861
Hey welcome back! How are you matoi?
>>683133144
Hi yui. Evening here
>>683133318
Hello froggu
Its been forever
>>683133318
>hands tapping to the beat
>>683133344
Nice get.
How are ya Shinoa?
>>683133441
It has!
It has?
Hello!
>Tsuyu