Fuck it. Waifu thread
>poke fun at manlets edition
You know the rules
>poke fun at manlets
>put the pussy on the chainwax
>memes
>>683065194
>all that green
>>683065196
>not today
so your saying theirs a chance? and third time? what the hell?
>>683065217
Oooo which one? I need a new one
>>683065270
Well I can see why, the homeless can get pretty unpredictable sometimes haha, at least now your here with us :D
>>683065271
I'll have to watch it then!
>feeling fine throughout
You high a su'm boi?
>>683065389
Exactly, I'm looking forward to the semi auto guns as well. I hope its like Red Orchestra 2 where it's a tradeoff kinda thing
>>683065515
I'm not too far in, but I dig it, can get kinda monologue-y though
>>683065891
420 dank it gandy!
Also claiming (put the pussy on the chainwax)
>>683065895
Sheeit he put the pussy on the chainwax
>>683063872
True, never the less I appreciate the saying.
>>683064120
Will do, need to watch my behavior. I somewhat like it though.
>>683064165
What? I have no I idea. But I like it!
>>683064235
Most of the time. It's a hard feeling to ignore, but it passes for some time. But pull through and better days should be your luxury away from it.
>>683064555
Good night trips! !!
>>683064580
Yeah! I like it! It's ominous.>>683064745
Fuck her. Those type of bitches give Germans a bad rep.
>>683064863
Goodnight my fellow Soviet. I shall see you soon at Moscow.
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, we bomb the goodness that isn't flawless.
Clammed degeso
>>683066183
Why you fact checkin my shit man?
sachi claim
>>683066273
Going in full dingle
Rory claimed
Claiming best girlie!
>>683066164
Yeah, it can. It's definitely worth a watch though.
Aizawa claim
>>683066164
Kyonyuu Hitozuma Onna Kyoushi Saimin – Ep1
I think more episodes of it might come out too
>claiming
>>683065895
dunno how to waifu meme, but i came.
Iowa claimed
>>683066164
Nah just threw up twice before I went. Shit sucked.
>>683066238
Are you depressed man? What's wrong?
>>683065895
-A Statement From the U.N.-
Welcome all. Before we begin, we would like to give our thanks to the many mech units who keep us safe and secure. This thread would not be the same without them.
We are eternally grateful for their constant participation, and that is why with a heavy heart, we are sorry to say that the H.A.N.A.K.O. unit will be decommissioned indefinitely.
This unit has served us in countless threads, and has been a wonderful addition in the mech family. So please, remember this unit not as the malfunctioning robot you see now, but as one of our own.
Thank you, and good night.
>>683066502
Sheeit he put the pussy on the chainwax!
>>683066502
Good night.
(If that's what you were saying.)
Milinda claim.
Last claim tonight.
Off to bed, Night anons!
>>683066238
>you
>need to watch your behavior
Nonsense!
>>683066328
Like Hingle McCringleberry?
>>683066333
Chek'd, M'smug queen
>>683066377
Will watch for sure. Also I'm still watching clannad, does it get more interesting?
>captcha was stop
>I just might
>>683066472
This is how you meme
>>683066252
>>683066238
>>683066247
>>683066277
>>683066377
>not smug
>>683066164
>>683066480
>smug
>>683065615
As if I'd want to <3
>>683066164
>Red Orchestra 2
How was it there? Heard of it but never played it.
>Best idol claimed
>>683065895
I shall be baking for as long as i can now
>>683065895
can someone advise to me as to what to do when my waifu starts patting me on the head?
>>683066472
TMI hahahahhaa thank yoouuu
>>683066480
Then how were you feelin fine!?
>>683066502
K.O.K.O unit will always remember H.A.N.A.K.O. Unit
>>683066652
Night! Sleep well mang :)
>>683066277
>rattle
Claimed/*
>>683066640
No. In recent threads, the H.A.N.A.K.O unit has rejected its programming and has attempted to murder its fellow units. That is why the H.A.N.A.K.O unit will be decommissioned.
Permanently.
>>683066652
Goodnight Milinda!
>>683066691
>3 times
>>683066947
pffff TMI? you were just asking for cam
>>683066680
Going through all this stuff but it looks pretty risky
You use so much lotion but your socks sure are crispy
>>683066970
Well yeah, saw that part. Thought that might have been your way of saying you were going offline though. Lol
>>683066680
Ya after starfish marriage a new arc starts then i think you move over to after story
But its been a while so i might be wrong
Just watch ut all
>>683066691
I didnt know we was smuggin right now
Claiming Jonah
>I'm back again.
>>683066238
No problem mang! Have fun tonight degeso
>>683067029
>3 times
What do you mean by that?
>>683067069
We ALWAYS smuggin. Have to. Otherwise the plebs win.
>>683066970
Don't be like that, H.A.N.A.K.O!
>>683066691
>
>>683066726
Ooohh boi, its pretty awesome. My computer can't really run it super well but its cool. The way they have the guns is basically the semi-autos are more powerfull (most often a one hit kill) but you have to trust your aim, while the auto's take more bullets but you can put more rounds down range
>why such cute pics?
>>683066939
Pat her puss
>>683066691
>smug
>>683066947
No fucking clue. First time may have been blood though not too sure. I don't remember puke being that red and 2nd time was just normal. After the 2nd time I felt fine
>>683067226
i mean i came
3 times
>vibrators
bed time tho, i'll talk to all you later
>comin for that ass yuno
>>683067229
Hi koko.
>>683067229
>>>683066939 (You)
>Pat her puss
how? hard? soft? times? technique? up and down or side to side? 3x a day? more ? less? any supplementary information regarding this would be very much appreciated. hwat about her diet, should i be looking at/adjusting her diet?
Kill yourself
>deez nuts killed on your chin
>>683066480
Everything, don't know what to do in my life. Got many things to pay off. I'm stuck... Working at a job that can easily replace me. It overwhelming. I only find comfort in drawing and in this thread.
>>683066680
I don't know. It's crazy. I literally don't feel comfortable cussing. It's overpowering me. Jajaja
>>683066691
Smug? I am sumg, you crazy. >>683067217
I am squiddie!
>>683066965
Hell yeah
>>683067029
Well here its just rude! If ya aint a dude don't share your cums. I aint gay
>>683067041
Is that to your fresh dope son?
>>683067069
Yeah I just finished the marriage arc, but i'm questioning whether to go on. Do the feels get more or less?
>>683067184
Ayyyyy
>>683067226
Sorry, the H.A.N.A.K.O. unit's been decommissioned - she can't hear you. We're sending the unit to home base first, where its data banks will be wiped, before we send it to the junk yard to get scrapped for parts.
>>683066956
>rattle
>>683067719
rip H.A.N.A.K.O
>>683067697
>If ya aint a dude don't share your cums
>i aint gay
im confused by this sentence
>>683067229
That sounds sweet as fuck. Kinda like a somewhat realistic take on the war.
>why such cute pics?
Can't help it
>Captcha: Select all street signs
>Shows dumpster
U wot.
>>683067226
Your god damn right
Plebs need to learn their place
>>683067697
They build up most feels are in after story
And you have to finish
>>683067719
No bb pls
So whats everyone doing these days?
>>683067697
What are we doing today koko?
>>68306769>>683067697
7
Every nook and cranny there are wads of tissues
I can't even open this swimsuit issue
>>683067247
What in the fuck? I feel like your not telling all lol
>>683067342
Goodnight camo, sleep well! :)
>>683067515
I say soft, as many times as she wants, walk her when she's restless, give treats conservatively
>>683067618
Ah in that sense haha
>overpowering me
Yes yeeesss, let the alc flow through you
>>1
What a faggot
Good ol' Rory, bringing the smugs out.
>>683067618
>>683067247
>>683067229
Well, good to see you still got it
>>683067877
This nignog knows whats up.
>>683067880
Im just drinking a scotch, playing MWO while I wait for dinner
>>683067975
>>2
Wow even more faggotry
Is she gone yet?
>>683068063
Would seem so.
>>683068036
I know the feel.
I'm programing+ hardening a firewall and posting on 6 different boards while waiting for breakfast
I am an originalfag
I was here in 2003
>>683067972
>I say soft, as many times as she wants, walk her when she's restless, give treats conservatively
thankyou anonkun
>>683067813
Why? If ya aint a dude....I don't want your cums...because I'm not.....a homosexual
>>683067820
It pretty "realistic" (read, you die alot) its really hard haha
>>683067877
I see, then I will continue until I feel!
>>683067880
Nothin much man! Had a lazy day, how about yours man?
>>683067910
I SPILT A SODA ON THAT ISSUE
>>683067618
if you're doing good work at your job there's absolutely no reason you would be replace. Even if you are working to pay shit off think about how much fun life after it will get to. Sure it's a long way but hey maybe you might end up finding something really enjoyable down the road.
>>683067972
Like what I ate? the red shit was from toast and toast ain't red. Also been feeling shitty the past few days not to mention I don't have a high temperature. Shit's fucked.
>>683068036
I'm ready when I must pay my respects to the smug.
>>683068158
Phew good
>>683068228
Mostly this >>683068168
But and I'm still trying to figure out which laptop I'm going to buy for 950€ .
>Not being bissexual
Wew lad
>>683068036
I still got it
>wait for dinner
what you havin?
>>683068063
She's gone mang, how was your skype cyber?
>>683068182
How was it?
>>683068195
Your welcome anonkun, glad I could help :)
>>683068228
>if ya aint a dude
if you're a woman
>I don't want your cums
>not a homosexual
>I'm not gay but if you're a woman I don't want your cums
nigga what
>>683068182
Only real originalfags have Yotsuba as waifu
Bet half of you know her is "4chan grill"
Hey guys been busy, just droping the link for you guys to see
https://twitter.com/hashtag/uncledrewaka?f=tweets&vertical=default&src=hash
Here is a thing. You can join if you want.
https://discord.gg/0xtpdUtaIH3Vy9hH
>>683068341
Quite aggressive, wasn't she?
Sorry about the ship-based captivity.
>>683068341
you can hide all you want
>but you can never outrun the ship
>>683067618
Woah man you should be happy. Especially on these days. You'll get through regardless.
>>683068036
Ive always known the lesser beings should stay down and drivvel like the dogs they are
>>683068063
Am i ever gone?
>>683068228
Then you must drink until the feels are gone
But theres never enough booze to cure those feels
>>683068430
>those tabs
>>683068036
Can't bring out muh smug.
>>683068558
U mad bro?
Fuck you and your ylyl threads.
>>683068259
Well got damn, if your throwing up red then you should maybe see doctor? lol
>>683068382
I take it the programming is troubling? haha, and 6 different boards? which ones?
>not being a bissexual
Sorry I'm one of those cool guys
>>683068699
>bugs
>>683068401
Much less cancerous.
>>683068401
Terrible, somebody save me!
>>683068476
TOO MUCH FOR ME
>>683068482
OH GOD SHES STILL HERE
>>683068699
Aww, I'm really mad :(
Hey, at least I don't watch anime broseph
Why does that screens hot mean so much to you anyways?
>>683068756
Oops forgot the pic
claiming Vel'koz
Alright, I'm back from work
claiming and checking in before I go to sleep
So how long did bunnyfag hang around before he realized he was wasting his time?
>>683068544
NOT YOU NIGGA
>>683068228
Mainly for hardcore gamers then I'm guessing.
>>683068737
Nope it's mostly just using libraries so the code is pretty much
>Variable ZYX = ThisOtherVariable Sodothiscommand
as for the boards
/g/ /b/ /tg/ /trash/ and /wg/
>tfw being bissexual gets me laid every day
>>683068781
>i never leave
nah i'll stop being cancer if it really bugs you guys THAT much
>it's just fun to bother you
>>683068401
Chicken soup
>>683068544
Well, they are trying to smug it up. But we ha e to keep them guessing when the smug happens.
>>683068675
Oh, it'll happen. All people smug in time. Even Tomoko.
>>683068838
2 threads.
>>683068737
Nah, gonna wait a few days and if it happens again I probably will.
>>683068838
Hello. The bunny is probably lurking. No clue if that guy sleeps.
>>683068408
What is not to get!? I only like dude cums, but i'm not gay. You got a pea brain a su'm?
>>683068430
Thanks desu
>>683068482
ooooooooooo, goin in for the 4th cum
>>683068544
>drink until the feels are gone
will do, but don't change the fact clannad is giving me minimal feels so far
It's like this one. a single child fighting multiple people.
>>683068905
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SLEEP YOU LYIN ASS HOE
>>683069034
Fukken saved
>>683068996
>big cums or no cums.
>>683069039
I AM, JUST WANTED TO STICK AROUND AND WATCH YOU TALK SHIT SO I COULD BRING THE SHIP BACK
Wait, people unironically enjoy anime?
Like, genuinely enjoy it?
What the fuck.
>>683068905
Nah. Just dial back the forcefulness a tad imo. Won't speak for Gasai though.
>>683068845
1v1 me on me mum rekt
>>683068966
And the best way to do that always be smug
Then they know the gloriousness of us enlightened beings
>>683068996
I had no feels other than this is cute until after story
>>683069150
Y-y-you dont have proof of the ship!
>>683069320
I'll fist your anus with a hot iron
>>683069328
I was there. I saw the carnage, the war. Then, I saw the defeat. Your surrender.
>>683068699
>posts his security blanket
You really, really, really, like that screenie, don't you :^)
>>683069328
>IMPLYING I DON'T HAVE SCREENSHOTS
don't tempt me
i am going to bed though, dont hate me <3
>>683068966
2 threads after I left or was the one where I left (the second) the last?
>>683068978
It doesn't matter. After some time he should eventually realize what a waste of time his endeavor is and move on
>>683069155
Wait, people unironically enjoy (insert anything certain people like I don't like)?
Like, genuinely enjoy it?
What the fuck.
>>683068756
Sounds nice
>>683068781
Terrible? What did she not schlick or somethin?
>>683068845
I wouldn't say that, I was terrible at it but it was still pretty fun ya know?
>>683068894
I see! well at least its not super hard. Hopefully your days have gone smoothly?
>being bissexual gets me laid every day
>An open dumpster gets trash in it every day
>>683068905
I aint botha'd
>>683068966
mmmm chicken soup, goes good with smug
>>683068978
I dunno man, but if it only happened once I guess it's alright to wait lol
Jenny claim
>internet still trickling at 300k
>still need to claim waifu tho
>>683069553
The only difference is, anime is objectively shit.
Anyone who tries to enjoy it is only trying to be a weebshit jap, even though they know it's absolute crap.
>>683069560
But the less cancer the moar cp there is
>>683069103
I like your style
>>683069320
So after story is what I shall endure till! You better not be bullshittin on the feels man, I need a good cry
>>683069633
>anyone who tries to enjoy it is only trying to be a weebshit jap
that logic is literally autistic
>>683069466
>>683069487
PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
>>683069633
Lemme guess. You've never actually sat down and watched a good one. Only Naru-shit and Vocaloid, right?
>>683069560
We didnt even cyber..
...
>>683069560
>being bisexual
>>683069788
The images burned into my retinas are the only pictures I need..
>>683069807
...some of us like vocaloid.
:[
>>683069807
I've watched quite a bit, you're just so deluded in your nippon fantasy land you can't see the truth.
Nothing personell kiddo
>>683069633
(You)
>>683069788
i also require pics of this for research
>>683069194
>guiet rattle
>>683069405
P-p-please
I like it like that daddy
Then i want you to get the soldering iron
>>683069760
If you dont cry then youve never had feels like them before and it would be a new experience
But im sure youve talked to a girl before
>>683069905
Bullshit lemme see some actual proof or else Im going to deny it
>>683069553
If shinoa anon still posts I doubt he will stop.
>>683069560
yea if it happened both times I would be out of here.
>>683069560
It does bring out the smug.
>>683069553
I think it was 2.5 threads total. Quicker than Guro-chan at least.
>>683069320
Smug throigh osmosis. Very well.
>>683069906
Ah, another smugger. Moka, look out, you have competition for best smug vamp.
>>683069980
>wheres your psh
>it isnt right without the psh
>>683069670
Thats the dilemma aint it, your pick between cancer, and cp. I personally think waifu is the least cancerous of the various cancer types
>>683069997
>>683070023
>I'll just say it's bait
>t-thats an argument, right?
Why are weebs this dumb, if you can't admit it's shit then just say so.
>>683068409
that manga is really cute but quite a waste of time
probably one of the best wastes of time though
>>683069980
>watched quite a bit
>Anyone who tries to enjoy it is only trying to be a weebshit jap
Nice.
>>683070102
>where's the psh
I like how you avoid the argument entirely.
>>683069849
You alright Hanako?
>>683070023
>Gentle rattles
>>683070228
I like how you proved me wrong in that post :^)
Though, there's not really a good way to disprove a fact
>>683067972
I'll let it for now. ..
>>683068036
Fuck yeah I do!
>>683068259
My trainer thinks I do a shit job, even though I do excellent. They hire new people to see if they meet expectations. If they do, that means I'm doing the bad jobs that no one wants to do. But being on this thread makes me feel joy and I have y'all to thank.
>>683068518
I'll try. You all make it worth while.
>>683070050
I don't have any.. I don't screenshot these things...
>>683070155
Go back to æ/ED faggot
>>683069633
>implying anything outside of math is objective
You're either a special kind of stupid or you posess a special kind of pride
>>683069560
>An open dumpster gets trash in it every day
That was pretty funny
>>683070052
What does Shinoa have to do with it
>>683070102
I don't know who Guro-chan is but I was around for 2 threads
>>683070313
>being this deluded
I see weebs quick to defend their moeshit pedo cartoons any day of the week, but I guess they all turned into betas and don't want to confront the big mean normie.
Anime was a mistake, get over it.
>>683069849
...
>Damage Report:
-75% bodily damage to outside hull
-Internal oil leak
-Low power
-Visuals obstructed
>Weapons Systems:
Unavailable
>Accessing Data Banks...
-404-
Data Banks not found
>Preparing Operating System
>System Rebooting
Standby...
>>683070353
Sounds like the dude is being a hardass to try and make you work harder then who knows. It's good to know that these threads make you feel good though.
>>683070451
The bunny really likes to reply to him from what I can tell.
Alright that's enough for me. Gonna head to bed or something. Later.
I'm off to sleep guys. It's late as fuck and I'm tired~!
See you fuckers tomorrow!
>>683069886
Tru
>>683070036
I've talked the shit out of girls bro! You think I'm a nerd or somethin?
>>683069841
Mhm, ooookaaaayyy
>>683070052
I suppose, but thats still sketch haha
>>683070102
My gma makes a soup that makes me bring out the pure smug. I forget the name of it though
>>683070451
I'm pretty sure the only people stupid here are the weebshits posting their favorite panties they'd like to sniff.
>>683070554
Goodnight <3
>>683070458
I'm all out of bait pics, anon. Please accept this (You) and smug bunny for your troubles <3
>>683070036
GAY
>>683070369
HAH then it never happend
>>683070566
>Tru
So you admit to being genetically inferior?
>>683070451
Spike and myself 'insulted' him so he rageposted guro for about a thread while saying that his girlfriend loves his shitposting. Kirino and everyone else made requests and he kept saying no.
>>683070566
I can do that as well. Being a qualified cook can do that.
>>683070239
Im still waiting for my psh.
>>683070537
>>683070554
Good night
>>683070458
>moeshit pedo cartoons
for that you get another (You)
>>683070270
>rattling rattle
what time is it for you right now?
>>683070712
I'm sorry you can't accept your inferior genetic traits anon, maybe you'll have better luck in Japan with all the other fat fucks :p
>>683070737
fuck you i was trying to eat
>>683069633
God damn, you baited so hard, you trancended reason.
>>683070353
Good, what this about your trainer being a doucher i hear?
>>683070451
I'll be here all week, and forever
>>683070505
>weapon systems unavailable
Good, now I can safely ask, how are you doing scarface? :)
>>683070554
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>683070779
>>683070890
>being this butt mad you can't come up with a response
Typical
>>683070566
I mean. . . Your here
>>683070728
Baby your the one abouta take all i can give you
>>683070779
Never let the plebs out of poverty then you become a god damn communist
>>683069560
>Sorry for taking so long to reply.
>But I'm saying I actually get laid with alot of girls.
>Men are really like... not open to have their sexuality all in the open.
>>683070947
Aww, did I spoil little moeshit babe's dinner of macaroni and cheese with warm milk? Get over yourself
>>683070890
2:16 AM
Having trouble sleeping, have a headache.
You?
>Rattle rattle
Shit battery died. Let's see what I .
>>683071034
IM ALREDY FORCEFULLY SHIPPED WITH SOMEONE I DONT NEED ANOTHER
>>683071143
Can't you get some new stuff?
I have seen these pictures hundreds of times cmon.
>>683070505
>data banks not found
>preparing OS
Nigga shit cant find OS if it aint got no where to store it
>moka
This is my waifu <3
>>683071230
I ship it too!
>>683070505>>683070969
System Reboot complete
Visuals unavailable
Recalibrating...
...
...
Visuals recalibrated
New objective:
- Find data terminal
- Access information on unit H.A.N.A.K.O
- Regain data banks
- Find power station
- Replace damaged parts
>>683071231
Look in the mirror nigger, you'll see something disgusting
>>683069633
>>683069980
>>683070155
>>683070312
>>683070458
>>683070611
>>683070912
>>683071016
So is life hard when you're this autistic and salty?
>>683070779
>Kirino and everyone else made requests
How to deal with shitposters 101
>>683070737
I got pretty shit genetics yeah lol
>>683070779
That you can! If I remember correctly its called a white bean soup. Its got white beans and chicken and its more thin like a broth then a thick soup. Good af tho familam
>>683071280
Your Waifu is literally shit
>>683071377
Thanks for the replies anon :D
>>683071339
DONT EVEN START
>>683071375
Atleast my mirror isn't stale as fuck.
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am
around to track it.
Hugs: 32
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 75
Dio mustaches things: 11
Rattles: 92
Burger: 2
Kagami x Megumin no u cuter: 19
Salty Spastics: 5
>>683071475
Thanks for adding to the lowest category.
>>683071186
10:18AM
>hope you feel better soon rattles
>>683071366
S.A.C.H.I can help with that
>>683071488
the ship has begun sailing, it can't stop now
>>683071611
NO THANK YOU ONE SHIP IS ENOUGH THANK YOU
>>683071611
Oh? where are you? I don't think i ever asked.
>>683071600
You keep track of this shit? That's pretty interesting. When did you start counting? 5 salty spastics seems low
>Vel
U missed too much and image limit reached. What I lost is lost.
>>683071230
Its not a shipping its just sex
Completely emotionless lewd sex
And im goin hard on it
>moka
>>683071118
The point still kinda stands though, regardless of gender.
>Barry
