Nuther waifu thread
>another bites the dust edition
Remember
>Yotsuba is queen
>manlets are to be poked fun at
>always put the pussy on the chainwax
>go in full dingle
>>683071766
Well the salty spaz count started about 24 hours ago now. The rest was a couple days before that.
>>683071907
>>683071881
Thats nasty
>>683071881
Please. Im an IBD patient. Thats so damn tame compared to what I see.
Rory claim.
Stop trying so hard fag.
>>683071951
Make shit counter
Reposting because bored.
https://discord.gg/0xtpdUtaIH3Vy9hH
Claimin Jonah
>>683071814
Well I find sex to be a daily need and desire same as eating and showering so why not do it when the opportunity is available like any other need?
>>683072031
So I guess you won't mind me posting then?
>>683072040
If you say so anon :^)
>>683071764
Scotland in the uk
>new bread rattles
sachi claim
>>683071794
>Data Terminal found
>Connecting...
>...
>...
>Access Denied
Clammed
Claimed.
>>683070537
Yeah, I don't want the thread to feel bad about me. I hopefully get by. Don't feel bad man, I got your back no matter what the situation is.
>>683070969
Nah, I try to keep him in check. He usually tends to keep his situations to himself though. (Sometimes.)
>>683072156
Rekt
>>683072156
>Logs into the terminal as root and gives you access.
Claimed
>>683072047
iiiii'd rather not, frankly. I don't imagine it'd see much use once this particular salty spaz tuckers himself out.
>>683072141
Oh cool. For some reason i thought you were east coast US. Must've had you mixed up with someone else for times... oh well.
so what's everybody doing this weekend?
>trying to watch Steins Gate
>trying to keep empty house warm
>>683072092
To each their own I suppose, practice it safely at the very least if it's with more than one partner.
>>683072212
Thanks for joining me fellow anon, our waifuss are some of the best out there
>>683072107
Eh. Im a bit half and half. The amount of colonoscopies Ive had make that shit collection seem like all the same. Though that one there is a bit too much fat in the diet.
>>683072107
>:^)
This is a shitty /s4s/ meme. Stop using it.
Fuck off.
>>683072212
This is hot
>>683072156
>You have been b& from terminal!
>sorry try again!
>>683072327
>>683072212
Samefag
>>683072156
>Reconnecting to Data Terminal
...
...
>Access denied
>Unit does not have security clearance
>Hacking Data Terminal
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>Access granted
Access all data regarding unit H.A.N.A.K.O
>>683072349
:^)
Umad?
>>683071034
Yeah but all the girls I have fuck with like my shitposting, so they sit around me while I talk to you guys and I talk the shit out of them
>>683071118
No worries haha
>men not open with sexuality
I can see that, it's a pain in the ass to be a gay guy
>>683071366
>repalce damaged parts
Them feels, but where are we gonna find a terminal?
Also claiming
I LIKE TRAINS
>>683072389
Try again :^)
I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM.I?
>>683072420
Though to be honest I'm a bit of a plant, so I've never really gotten the whole FUCK ME JERRY FUCK ME because of that.
>>683072420
>it's a pain in the ass to be a gay guy
fucking. PUNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
>>683072530
U MAD BRO
>>683072541
>>683072481
What is this app?
>>683072591
I'M MAD BRO
Do you even lift
>>683072597
Clover
>>683072409
If you wanna be a fag, be a fag, I don't care.
Be a fag somewhere else though.
>>683072420
Your kind dont belong here
Now get out
WHERES MY PINK BITCH
>>683072597
This place is called 4channel u newfig, lol
>>683072211
Good, keep that guy in check! Also why do you have a trainer? what for?
>>683072401
What does the data show?
>>683072313
The fact that I spend more money on lube and condoms every month then I do on food is one of the main things that make this lifestyle annoying.
>>683072420
I'm publicly Bi.
I don't really see the difference except the stupid jokes.
>>683072541
>Puts finger in the air just before stopping to attempt to say something
>>683072670
:^)
Tats you know you're fanning the flames right
>>683072758
>>683072747
>>683072788
>>683072637
Lick me clean?
>>683072818
Sexy <3
>>683072788
That picture is adorable.
>>683072401
>>683072747
>Finding information regarding unit H.A.N.A.K.O
>Standby
...
...
...
>Unit H.A.N.A.K.O is a mech unit designed for night infiltration and assassination. Due to recent events, that unit has been decommissioned and is due to deconstruction in - 1 hour -
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Decommissioned?
>>683072818
Ooh chocolate! My favorite flavor
yui has been clamored
>>683072895
>>683072888
>>683072925
Mine too!
>>683072959
I'm out, goodnight
Claimed
>>683072530
Thats cute, but my name doesn't start with an M
>>683072709
This ain the pussy crushers club?
>wheres my pink bitch
well wheres my porcelain bitch?
>>683072541
you got it
>WHY WONT YOU FUCK ME JERRY
>>683073014
See ya Vel
>Shizuru
I have a nearly endless supply of shit pics.
I really enjoy shit :3
I would marry shit if it were possible
>>683073014
Bye :^)
>>683073067
>>683072758
I too am publicly bi. What were you going to say?
>more money on lube and condoms than I do on food
NIGGA CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GOD DAMN
>>683072888
hi Shizu, and yeah~
>>683073014
Waifufags btfo
>>683073097
>I have a nearly endless supply of shit pics.
Why do you take so many selfies?
>I really enjoy shit :3
Everyone here does
>I would marry shit if it were possible
Can't marry yourself unfortunately
>>683073133
Ugh wtf it doesn't look like shit?!
Btw where did you procure such images?
I have things to do, so I'm off.
Go back to your containment board you cock.
>>>/s4s/
>>683073243
My ass :^)
>>683073067
No this place is for kissless virgin faggots like
And my pink bitch is yuno
>>683073190
Something about puns.
Also girls happen to like anal, like playing with my ass, and sometimes do both with 2 sided dildos.
But the only ones that do this with me are my actual sex friends and not my daily regimen of sluts.
>>683072530
Mmmm....the golden brown arches. I'm lovin it
>>683073227
Thanks for the compliments :^)
>>683073213
bet you won't touch it
>>683073014
Goodnight
>>683073256
Alright cya!
>>683073133
Peanutbutter
>>683073462
>>683072758
Stupid jokes? like what?
>I poke fun, but deep down I'm jelly
>>683072895
Why decommissioned? what happened? ENHANCE
>>683073326
This guy is a fucking neet lol living in fantasy land.
Go fuck yourself.
Or better yet, hang from a fucking tree.
here
>>683073589
Couldn't agree more :^)
>>683073326
>daily regimen of sluts
I want to call you an impure heretic but you're being awfully cordial so I can't.
>>683073256
stop fanning the flames Tats
>>683073538
would make a great check'em pic
>>683073321
Hey tell Jonah that, not me. I never kissed these girls, just looked at them intensely
>my pink bitch is yuno
Damn son, whered you find this?
well, I think that's enough thread for me tonight, goodnight koko, goodnight shizu
>>683073644
>le edgy depressed moeshit
This troll is pretty pathetic. I'm almost positive he's the one that posted the guro and rabbit stuff before.. and a few others I forget. I don't know if I should laugh or feel bad for him.
>>683073589
Says the literally shitposter.
I'm only here very rarely for a reason.
>>683073566
Mostly stupid forced gay jokes.
That are easy to deflect back.
>>683073677
Seriously though there are never any cute well hung guys around.
>>683073745
Bye bye.
>>683073794
I would laugh at my sad life :(
>>683073794
Who cares.
We get bumps
>>683073847
Pick a waifu and join the loser band wagon.
I heard u guys like desu? :^)
>>683073794
>rabbit stuff
You don't mean Tewi, do you? Tewi is a friend to waifu
>>683073915
I do, my waifu is shit :^)
>>683073745
>says goodnight by name
You flatter me, goodnight mang! Sleep well :)
>>683073935
No, he was spamming the zootopia rabbit.
>>683073738
Even being around girls is haram
I dont even know the last time i talked to a girl i even had the slightest interest in
Fucking 3d women are gross
>>683073644
Hey there, dubulous
>>683073745
Later!
>>683073644
Hello, how goes?
I keep opening pictures to see if i can position my screen to not have any shit on it. It's like a really shitty mini-game. Mildly amusing.
>>683073794
You should be disappointed.This sad fuck has nothing productive to do so he posts pictures of shit on an anonymous imageboard.How would his friends(if he has any) would react if they saw his immense amount of pictures with shit.He would stop if he is normal enough to realize that he's wasting his time doing this.
>>683073928
Agh wtf man i was eating a pooptart
I guess you could say im...shitposting
Sally sumo best may may xddddddddddf
>>683074001
Thanks, just thought I'd check.
I'll back to lurking for now :3
>>683074063
hello how are things
>>683074075
it goes
just gonna lurk for a bit
DESU
E
S
U
>>683074090
Fuck you made me say poop instead of pop!
>>683074153
Pretty shitty, if you ask me
>>683073794
Fuck off spike, if that is your real name
>>683073819
I hate forced jokes, of any kind. that being said I make them sometimes heh. But I feel you, I can see that shit getting old
>>683074075
Get 4chan X and filter by filename, the thread is clean(ish) again.
>>683074225
Oh shitkun
>generic sitcom studio audience laugh
>>683073566
>-ERROR-
>-LOGIC CONFLICT DETECTED-
>-CORE PROCESSOR DAMAGED-
Decommissioned? What?
>-STRESS LEVELS INCREASING-
>-WARNING! UNIT SHOWS SIGNS OF DEVELOPED SENTIENCE-
>INITIATING ANTI-SENTIENCE PROTOCOL
>PURGING DATA
>SYSTEM SHUTDOWN IMM-
Protocol 2 terminated.
So... they decommissioned me.
DDEESSUU
>>683074391
Luv u waifu desu
>>683074254
It never gets old, but the guys who said it always get some sick burns when I turn the jokes back on them.
Can I shitpost in your guys discord?
>>683074454
If you dont shitpost here
>>683074448
Now where did that picture go...
>>683074045
last girl I really had an interest in was highschool. Everything after that has been mild crushes that went nowhere. I'm waiting until science can make the 2D waifu a reality
>>683074521
I'll shitpost in both actually :^)
Desufags and weebshits btfo
>>683074521
There's a waifu discord?
>>683074550
Called vr brother
DESUFESUDESU
>>683074153
Things are good. Got 2 finals on Tuesday so I got to prepare for those.
Haven't started but that's ok.
>>683074550
Just stop talking to women all together
I pretty much have and im happy
Im thinking about getting a daki soon
But might have to move out first
EPIK BANANA XDDDDDD I LOSE EVEYTIME I SEE XDDD
>>683074580
Please don't shitpost here.
>take a look at poor Mi Liu, he's tryng to eat a fucking poptart
>>683074585
Yes, i don't have the address but..
>>683074225
well that sucks
>>683074673
as long as you pass
>>683074799
>implying I should care about weebshits
Heh, okay kid
>>683074799
Sad times
>>683074871
If you dont care then why are you spending time here to post pictures of shit
Seems pretty counter productive
>>683074331
Sentience is good, and yeah they decommissioned you because you targeted K.O.K.O. pls dnt do tht
>>683074448
Sounds like you need a mobile burn treatment unit for all those disses you dish out haha, but yeah gay jokes pretty much always center around the same shit
>>683074955
:^)
>>683074871
It's a fucking poptart
What if i took a shit in your food huh?
Would you like that?
>>683075052
>>683074969
You know whats the fun part... my friends watching me going away with the cuttest girls at the end of the day.
Their faces are like indescribable.
>playing some dota less active now
>>683074969
Gay jokes are crossing the line
And that's for Mexicans
>>683074969
Heh...
They decommissioned me. They were going to rip me apart.
And I should be okay with that?
...
...
I don't think so.
>>683075189
You guys can start a new thread
>>683074805
No worries! I hope for all C's that way if I get B's or A's I feel good about it degeso.
Damn image limit!
