>Caturday >no cat thread >mfw You had one job, /b/.
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>Caturday
>no cat thread
>mfw
You had one job, /b/.
>>683059554
OP pls
Orange cat master race reporting in
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>>683060515
That's better! Thanks guys!
>>683059554
>>683060689
Thumbnail had me worried, wasn't gonna click, but no problems after all. Nice!
>>683059554
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>>683060093
lol oh you stupid, stupid cat. don't you know you have a HAT ON?
>>683061878
what did you just do?
WHERE IN THE HELL DO YOU PUT THAT THERMOMETER!!?!?
YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!
...but sits instead in silence.
>>683059554
I need pictures. Pictures of depressed looking cats.
>>683062385
More.
My cat
Nya
>>683060689
>>683061291
Mine
>>683063135
Another
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>>683063135
neat. post more plox
itt: anons have very cute cats
>>683062792
Meowmeow
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>>683064048
totally looks like the cat is taking a selfie.
>>683062971
This makes me wish I had a camera when I lived with my old roommate and his bobcat. I didn't know it was a 100% pure bobcat until he moved out, he played with us and my cat so gently.
>>683064143
It's full of meows.
>>683064048
thats a fuckin sweet selfie
>>683064137
Look for Manny the selfie cat
there are tons of pics like that
>>683064158
Cool story, bro.
CATURDAY
>>683064217
underrated post
the original
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>>683064469
This is a cat watching his humans get the ladder and shit to get him off the roof, just to jump down and casually strut away while his humans reach to "rescue" him.
>>683064594
kek serves that faggot right.
>>683064685
Cheetahs are skittish but quite friendly. Shame their dying out.
>>683064947
leopards are damn rare/reclusive. i live in south africa and i've only once seen one.
>>683064997
fuck yeah
>>683064648
Nah. We usually just let her sit up there until she figures out her own way down. Usually does after a while.
>>683064997
I have a cat that plays fetch, did so since he was a kitten. I named him "Doggie." He also greets me at the door when I get home and growls at people who comes near the house... when he is not napping.
>>683065379
sounds like a funny cat.
>>683065379
>when he is not napping
Which I hope is appropriately often!
>>683065572
Yep. He needs his energy to... around the time I'm in a deep sleep... to run full speed all over my house, jumping as often as possible.
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>>683064799
Sly smile while you are pointing a weapon at him... RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!
>>683062736
The taste test. You can tell by the look in it's eyes it thinks she's definitely a possible snack should the meat not arrive
>>683066262
what a nigger, that dog
>>683064997
My cat (now in the great cardboard box in the sky) once retrieved a pigeon I shot out of a tree next to our garden. She taught me that "pigeon" in cat is "ack" - because that's the noise she made every time she saw one in the garden.
Mind you, "ack" could have been a cat abbreviation for "go get your gun, you dumb human - there's another one of those feathered rats in the garden"
>>683065557
Don't forget to collar your convicts - explodingkittens.com/kittyconvict
>>683065992
Job description. It has no choice.
>>683060689
how? is that cat tamed or am I trippin?
>>683067406
That subvocalizing when seeing a bird (or most any prey) is so cute - though I always wonder why it never occurs to them they might scare the bird away!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaiR14JQlOU
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>>683067833
its to attract the bird.
>>683064354
The file name !
Eli
>>683067833
I think they only do it when they know they can't actually hunt it, like when the cat is watching through a window.
And clearly Leo was looking at other small birds - "pigeon" is definitely a single "ack"
>>683068416
incredible
>>683068296
*Thinks*
"shaft in the middle of the cushion, linked to an alternator...."
>>683059554
no cat thread huh?
what time is it...
oh wait it's 3 in the damned morning!
inb4 - what about you
I just got off the godamn night shift
>>683068416
niceee
>>683068552
9:50 am here
the world is a sphere with time zones
>>683068552
shut up and get in bed
>>683068383
Some of my cats have done it even while outside and stalking quite catchable birds.
I wonder whether at some point it was in some way helpful in hunting, or if like the mascara lines on cheetahs it's just the result of an evolutionary bottleneck somewhere long ago (where the vocalizing might just have been a behavior of a cat who was very successful for some completely different reason).
>>683068552
Jus' teasin' m8, jus' havin' a laff. Relax, enjoy your night/morning, and thanks for joinin' the party!
>>683065416
Confused cat is adorable
>>683066262
Who names a cat, Tara?
>>683069105
Tara's human
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>>683069017
well... I do like cats >.>
>>683069330
>>683069105
Families name their pets after favorite characters all the time.
Maybe the kids were fans of Tara Lynn Foxx?
look at this cate.
>>683069913
alert/10
>>683070363
Spooky hivemind - I was just about to post that one.
>>683070222
*whispers in ear*
"...and this is the dog's bowl. Always take some stuff - it really pisses the dog off"
>>683064685
them legs and skin color..
muh duck
>>683068095
stroke? tetraplegic?
>>683070669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiD2FuEMgJU
>>683070453
cgi/10
>>683071116
nnghhh
>>683064594
Pointing it like the cat's gonna stop.
>>683064685
I knew it would end like that. Fucking vicious.
my birthday finally landed on caturday
>>683071675
Happy Birthday!
>>683071675
this is the better part of /b
atleast not everyone of you is fucked up
Happy Caturday birthday, anon.
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>>683071995
thank you
>>683072199
.
and you
>>683063786
never skip leg day
>>683072187
┌∩┐(-_-)┌∩┐
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>>683064594
i wonder why
>>683072759
that's not a cheetah. More probably leopard - and those guys will fuck up your day
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>>683072993
It's in the left one
>>683062736
>"soon..."
>>683072904
I was visiting Cat Haven (a big cat sanctuary near Kings Canyon - Sequoia National Parks in California) and was walking by the area for their black leopard. She was on the far side of her area, I turned my head away for just an instant, and when I turned back just a fraction of a second later she was *right there* at the cage mesh staring at me.
It was the only time in my life I've felt, without any doubt, like prey.
>>683073698
I've looked into the eyes of a tiger through glass. There was no doubt what was running through its mind and it sure wasn't "please rub my tummy".
There was no obvious anger or hatred, just a sense of implacable calm, power, superiority and "little man, if it wasn't for the glass....."
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>>683074327
I'm defying ur gravities an catching ur birds
>>683074487
R8 my pussy
>>683074552
paw = head
That boy would spoil your morning if instinct kicked in
My cat looking high as fuck
>>683064799
this smug looking cat
it knows where shit's at
Can someone post catball, basically cat getting his balls molested/worshiped by a pervert human bean thanks.
>>683062068
Wool Street
starring
Leonardo DeCatrio
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>>683075600
>can I has it? It looks snack-sized
The people with lion/tiger/whatever "friends" always end up getting mauled
>>683074630
That's a very nice pussy you got there, looks soft and silky, would stroke
Kot
Do you hug your pussy /b/?
>>683077063
My cat is too autistic for hugs
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>>683059554
here's my kitty. unco chin
>>683064048
3 Dogs 1 Pussy
>>683064166
i like this one
Good kitteh
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>>683068296
your catengine needs more lubricant
>>683074884
nice chair you got there c8
>>683062205
kek
>>683075115
cac
>>683075451
cec
>>683069913
more like look at that sweet sectional couch, damn
>>683070968
Cats turn sideways and arch their backs when frightened to make themselves look bigger than they really are.
DISD SOMEONCE SAY CATURDAY???????????
>>683067406
Fucking kek my sides
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>>683067406
gr9!
>>683079095
damn, landewok
>>683072864
>I'm gonna film myself doing sit-ups
bump
>>683079386
>youtube
>>683074630
Lovely 10/10
R8 my pussy
>>683079535
10/10
Image Limit
>>683079535
10/10/10
>>683079744
it's called caturday, not saduday.
>>683079535
Spooky eyes
>>683079870
sadurday*
ups
>>683072864
When the filename is longer than the gif
>>683079744
>tfw six pictures down, orange cat is breaking his spine
>tfw only one pet in this household, dogger
>>683064997
>in another addition of raised by wolf's
>>683079744
Oh man I'd still fuck it
>>683079744
Right in the feels
