New Fluffy thread. What is Halloween like with fluffies?
OP here, I mainly ask because fluffies shit at the drop of a hat. So what's it like during the time when scary things are the norm?
>>682995316
Probably worse.
Or maybe they think its all a game and roll with it?
>>682995316
they have no shit left in the tank, they try and nothing comes out
>>682995316
A nightmare of want for sweetie-nummies, and fluffies being literally scared to death. Honestly, i bet they have exterminators go through a few weeks before, just to cut down on the death and shit.
Then again, seeing a fluffy getting fucking wrecked on candy would be a slice.
>>682995788
>>682995864
Lets forget the stupid question you posted and talk about how shitty the booru is for a website.
>>682995765
I just imagine rivers of shit and piss. Imagine the feral herds being scared at every turn.
>>682996249
A lot of ferals would die too. Literally shitting themselves to death or being scared to death.
>>682996200
Yeah, apparently the mods are pretty shitty. I hear that's what caused the first mass exodus of artists/authors from the Booru
>>682996249
You can only take so many blasts to the nervous system before it shuts down...and with fluffies being so delecate, they'd probably literally die of fright with ease.
Imagine being dressed as fucking Jason, tear-assing down an alley full of ferals, and watching them doing that skittering run-in-place terrified run pigs do sometimes...
This has quickly become a new classic.
>>682996503
Are they on 8 chan now?
>>682995021
>my art as op image.
the feels
>>682996704
Kek, would be pretty funny. I would just love to hide and do a jump scare. Though, just casually walking up and saying that spaghetti was gone forever would have the same effect.
>>682996919
good job breh
>>682996762
>Smoke foals
420 bwaze it
>>682997103
naw...just carry around a stringer of dead foals. You'd have them going into meltdowns...
>>682996854
Maybe? I honestly don't have the nerve to actually go there. Heard some nasty stuff about that place.
>>682997206
>>682997254
I feel like the world would be a more peaceful yet more fucked up place if fluffies were real.
>>682997601
having a sentient race of talking genetically engineered animals that depend on humans for everything would not be a good thing. They are basically fuzzy toddlers that shit all over the place and never grow up.
>>682997849
Yeah, but then everyone takes out their frustration on these things instead of eachother. Though, it would really let out some people's inner psycho assuming everything follows canon.
What the fuck are fluffies?
Is this really what /b/ has turned into?
>>682998190
nig- newfag
>>682997995
we also only ever see these things basically a generation or two outside of the lab. Imagine what kind of genetic anomalies may be present when expressed through multiple generations after adapting to being outside.
>>682998283
>newfag
Wrong. I have been here way, way, way longer than you.
What the fuck is this cancer and hate against fwuffies? I am leaving 4chan for good, /b/ is one fucked up place. I fucking hate 4chan now.
Hack me. I DARE YOU.
/b/ is for retards who cannot do anything and insist on posting illegal C.P and Gore, and fucking animal abuse.
Can someone tell me why the fuck /b/ hasnt been shut down yet?
inb4 faggot
inb4 brony
inb4 gay
inb4 insert shitty insult here
>>682995021
>>682998568
Then you would have noticed this has been around for five years, dipshit.
>>682998568
ooh how long you been here, tough guy?
>>682998588
k.
>>682998588
Saying >inb4
Doesn't negate any insults, especially if they're true or fitting.
>>682998568
>>682998588
Good riddance, faggot brony gay SJW.
>>682998734
I was here back when Snacks was still a mod. This hasn't been around for 5 years. I took a hiatus two years ago because of the autism and cancer. This thread reeks of it.
ITT: Faggot bronies with bestiality fetishes.
>>682999024
Probably because that smell follows you around when you are an autist. Now please leave, you're being an annoying edgelord right now.
>>682999257
The autism is strong with this one.
>>682999024
hahaha faggot i was still here longer than you
>>682999024
You have the wrong thread. The one you wanted to see is the following. >>682979350
>>682999254
First, stop calling us furries, it's fucking offensive and insensitive, that name can really hurt someone. Second, there's far worst shit on /b/, now fuck off if you're appalled at this, newfag.
>>682998823
Its not just fwuffies lmao its anythinbg really. it has fucked up everything. real or not real.
>>682999358
You can't even think of a new insult? Stop projecting, faggot.
>>682998984
Lmao.... You know, bronies originated on 4chan, right?
Good riddance faggot brony gay sjw
lmao, how old are you, like 12?
>>682999417
i enjoy this shit but fuck you pussy half breed tumblr kid
Need moar foal abuse.
>>682999550
Here's your (you).
>>682999417
You are a furry.
>>682999413
>>682999432
>>682999508
>>682999699
Getting off on imaginary ponies being mutilated. Yeah, totally not autistic.
>>682999645
Seriously, you're a few months early, it's still spring.
>>682999764
>projecting again
>>682999778
its summer where i live, son
>>682999890
That seems about right, even though it is not summer in any part of earth at this time.
>>682999764
I get off on gay porn. Fluffy ponies tickle me in a different place.
>>682999848
>>683000058
Doesn't make you any less autistic.
>>683000156
Stop it with the projecting, it's all you do. At least say something else.
>>682999024
I'm moot's grandpa.
>>683000008
who says i live on Earth? fucking mongoloid
this is fucking cancer
i want to know, what sick faggot came up with this 'Funny' Gore of ANIMALS, HUMANS, DRAWINGS, etc etc
Like, honestly. what the actual fuck?
>>683000156
Thank you for pointing it out, oh anonymous internet person. Now I can adjust my demeanour and live a good, worthy life.
>>683000399
Sorry fag, fluffy threads are NOT cancer
>>682999764
You are a retard
>>683000343
You seem to be hopelessly lost.
Here, your home's over here, where all the cartoon animals are safe:
>>682995072
>>683000399
We will make sure everything on the interwebs is run across your desk for approval from now on.
>>683000280
Again, I will say it again. You. Are. Autistic. Just because you say I am projecting doesn't make this fact any less true. If you find this fun or enjoyable in any way go see a real gore thread. At least then you can claim to be a sick fuck instead of being autistic.
>>683000598
doesn't look like a home but thanks anyway
>>683000521
>pointing it out, oh anonymous internet person. Now I can adjust my demeanour and live a good, worthy life.
Have fun with your "mutilation" You are no better than a furry. At least they admit what they are. You on the other hand deny it and pretend like it is no big deal when you are more fucked up than the people who actually enjoy gore threads.
>>683000574
Why the fuck did you make this is MSPaint and saved it as a fucking gif file?
And 'Rekt' Threads are cancer
Which is drawings of gore or abuse
Pictures of gore and abuse
I think I have seen enough faggots on the internet.
Going to 9gag and Reddit....
wait.........
....
ITT: Autists that cant handle being called autistic.
>>683000399
You mean gore and abuse in general on /b/? Or is it just the fluffies that trigger you?
>>682984446
/b/ro, I think this might suit your fancy^
Hope it helps
>>683000399
>>683001123
but that's every thread on every board
>>682996854
>when the weed hits
>>683001123
>artists who don't care being called autisitic.
ftfy
>>683000892
>You on the other hand deny it and pretend like it is no big deal when you are more fucked up than the people who actually enjoy gore threads.
Nobody's denying anything, we just want you to fuck off.
>>683001184
On /b/.
And the fluffies are fucked up, why do that?
>>683001123
ITT: Newfags that can't stand seeing cartoon horses being killed in THEIR /b/ invade the land and save the poor anime furries, hoping to get laid.
>>683001352
>Artists using MSPaint.
Right.
>>683001381
Your autism is so strong it hurts.
>>683001427
It isn't the horses, it isn't the mutilation, It is the sheer level of autism in this thread that is revolting. Like, honestly, How do you not kill yourself knowing that this is what you enjoy reading and watching in your free time?
Can you not see how autistic this is? Honestly?
>>683001451
Surprised it can write
>>683001798
>Autists
>autism
>Autists
>autism
>Autists
>autism
>Autists
>autism
>Autists
>autism
>>683002082
Yeah, that is pretty much all that is here,
>>683001798
And you use your free time calling out others on how they spend their free time.
You're one step further in autism...
>>683002082
No, that's all you're SAYING (projecting) here, you fucking bitch.
>>683001385
Well there are sub categories to fluffies. Personally, I do not enjoy the straight up 'murder for no particular reason'. It's funny when they fuck themselves over.
>>683000574
Spamming threads is cancer.
>>683002837
>when they fuck themselves over.
all the good stories are this. fall of cleveland centered around this. discipline is a good second.
dumb asses need to stop falling for the same old ass bait
>>683001798
>Your autism is so strong it hurts.
Yeah, we're all autistic. Now do you mind leaving?
Does anyone have a link to abuse-sir stuff? He took it down from the Fluffybooru...
If not, share what you got from him plox.
>>683002687
Someone needs to point out your autism. You refuse to acknowledge it (A characteristic of autism) but that doesn't make it any less real.
>>683002749
You are autistic, what else do you expect me to say? That this is fine and dandy and something totally normal people do and enjoy? The truth hurts, doesn't make it any less the truth.
>>683003567
Yes, more bait for the Lord of FUCKING BAIT
GIVE ME ALL YOUR BAIT
>>683003567
>You are autistic, what else do you expect me to say?
We expect you to stay out of the threads you don't like. That's what we expect.
>>683003520
No I plan on staying and making sure all of you who enjoy this leave this thread with the understanding that you are autistic. Even for /b/. I have never seen so many autists in one place.
I gotta say, as someone who enjoys fluffies.
A lot of comics include rape and huge piles of shit.
Can't blame people for thinking its sexual. Like a scatt fettish (But its not sexual, let that be clear)
>>683003731
>>683004039
>>683003742
Who would point out your autism then?
>>683003850
Gr8 b8
>>683003850
I mean, I'll be the first to admit I'm a pretty weird guy for liking fluffies, but do you think your behavior here is normal?
>>683003956
wait...THAT'S SHIT???
I thought fluffies just kept spilling their pudding packs... WTF
>>683004137
It's cute that you think you're the first shitposter we get in these threads.
>>683003956
It is autistic. Liking fluffy horses because you think fluffy horses are cute is one thing, liking someone draw them being fucked and mutilated is another.
as someone who enjoys fluffy threads i remind myself daily i'm a dissapointment to my family
>>683004220
My behavior is fine, the fact that you enjoy watching cartoon horses being mutilated and fucked, then denying that there is nothing wrong or autistic about it is what rustles my jimmies.
I've got several shipments of faggotry for an OP
would someone please sign on the X?
x______________
>>683003567
You do realise i could tell you the exact same thing. Right ? Or maybe not since you're more autistic than us.
>>683004293
I sure as hell hope I am not the first to point out the sheer level of autism in this thread. That would be really sad.
>>683004582
>>683004642
>>683003850
Are you moronic or even new to /b/? Please, troll. Go fuck yourself... or fuck a pony.
>>683004669
>>683004606
Go ahead. I don't care what you think, honestly. You like watching little fluffy cartoon horses get fucked, chopped up, and shit on for your enjoyment. I am not the one with a problem, you all are.
I love how butthurt some people get over these threads, to be honest.
>>683004826
Would anyone be interested in a quick little petshop/mild-industrial theme story?
>>683004826
Looking for new friends
>>683004673
Like I said, I am the oldest of oldfags. The fact that you think this is somehow normal behavior and deny there is nothing wrong with it is what goes beyond normal levels of autism on /b/.
>>683004952
People are getting triggered by this bro,
>>683005032
>>683004836
Please do enlighten me. What do you enjoy on /b/? Help me escape this autistic fluffy shit
>>683005032
>>683005051
>oldest of oldfags
Newfag detected
>>683005051
i have a hard time believing an oldfag would go out of their way to "m-muh sensibilities" on /b/,
nigger
>>683005173
>>683005051
The only thing old about you is the fact the shit you repeat every post got old years ago.
>>683001123
TAKE THAT BACK, FAGGOT! I'M NOT A FUCKING HANDLE!
>>683005098
>>683004952
>Triggered
>Butthurt
You are getting butthurt over somebody pointing out your autism and you cannot accept that. I don't care what is posted on /b/, I just enjoy pointing out your autism. None of this is normal.
>>683005289
Please stop
>>683005289
>>683005405
Alright, friendo, thanks for the heads-up :^)
Well yknow what? I'm posting it anyway
>the fluffies are babbling in their pens as you enter the pet shop
>they're aligned young adults across from the weaned, chirping foals
>with poor color foals in their own separate discount bin, of course
>walk up to young adult fluffies and observe their behavior
>gotta pick out a good temperament
>a few crowd the glass and beg for adoption
>there are others in the store perusing feed, toys and other paraphernalia
>most fluffies are playing with balls and blocks
>or taking ungodly shits
>a few meters away, rotated to be hidden from view of the fluffies, the customization stations gleam
>a man is handing his ecstatic new fluffy to an employee behind a station now
>you go back to watching two fluffies hugging and cooing "wuv" at each other
>the light blue looks like he'd actually fit your decore nicely
>a loud, industrial "BEE-BOO" comes from across the store from some arcane piece of machinery
>the fluffies stop and fall into reverent silence as it happens, then...
>"BWEE-BOOOOO!!!!" they chorus in unison before exploding into giggles and running around energized by this little bit of their environment they've bonded over
>shaking your head you observe a few more minutes
>customers come and go, but eventually you settle on that light blue stallion
>he "SQUEEEEEEEE"s as you pick him up, his little legs flailing in excitement
>"Easy little guy," you chuckle, but you know his mind will be done blowing when it's good and ready
>other fluffies either bid him farewell or wail in despair at not being picked
>you plunk him down in the seperated area in your shopping cart for holding your fluffy selection
>grab the necessities
>toys, of course, won't be necessary
>>683005453
>>683005410
psure thats what most people ask about your threads
>>683005254
>>683005186
It is irrelevant what you think. You are both autistic. You enjoy fluffy ponies being fucked and mutilated.
>>683005051
>/b/, full of normal people
>>683004836
So what if i enjoy it ? Go play your autistic SJW white knight shit on Dumblr.
Also there is an image explaining why most of people who lurk on Fluffy thread do so up in this thread.
Don't like it ? Leave the thread pure and simple there is over a hundred other threads on /b/ and dosens of boards and yet you autisitc fuck stick on the thread you dislike...
You're the one having a problem you should see you psychotherapist your meds are overdue.
>>683005560
got any straight stuff?
>>683005405
>>683005453
Were not even butthurt about ehat you say schlomo, many threads were like this and moralfags defending a cartoon
>>683005552
>"Alright, one lucky little blue pony for adoption," the employee says as he rings you up, "and can I get you down for any customizations today?"
>you hand him your coupon, saying, "Yup, I've got a half-off from a magazine for the full docile treatment."
>"Well it looks like everyone's lucky today huh? A great choice for a most aesthetic experience."
>employee carefully picks up your ecstatic fluffy and carries him across the hydrophically treated shop floor
>"Yay babbeh wuv upsies!!!"
>huh, still young enough to refer to himself as a foal
>behind the customization stations is a robust setup sectioned off by a yellow square of tape on the ground
>employee flicks a switch on the side of the work area before giving your fluffy a quick squeeze into a waste bin
>"Owwies...bad poopies?" your fluffy groans, but doesn't complain much as he's evacuated
>"Not at all little guy, you're safe with your new daddy," the employee assures, grabbing a wand; open on one end, bulb on the other
>"Yay wuv nyu daddeh!!"
>"Alright sir, for safety reasons I need to ensure you know to stay well outside the yellow box, as we are dealing with sharp edges and heated surfaces."
>you nod your compliance
>setting your fluffy down on the metal side counter, he selects a holding tray with the appropriate hole-spacing from the rack
>plunking the tray down securely on the four small metal spikes that slot through its outter holes, the employee grabs a pair of nitril gloves and slaps them on
>"mowe upsies weee!!"
>your fluffy's legs are placed within the larger holes, and the show is well on the road
>"Why babbeh nu can move wegg-MPH!" the employee snaps a metal clamp around your fluffy's beak
>he's shaking his head, but that thing is not coming off
>the employee picks back up the wand and gets to work
>>683005697
You're falling for the bait, m8
>>683005560
>>683005675
>>683005742
>holding your fluffy's head still he acts quickly, placing the open end of the wand around your fluffy's wide right eye
>you hear a "shlorp-shick" as the ball is sucked out and a blade flicks across to sever your fluffy's optic nerve
>"HHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>the fluffy's struggling is redoubled as its shriek tries to escape its constricted nose
>the employee wastes no time turning the wand around and scrubbing the now red-hot bulb at the other end through the young creature's empty socket to cauterize
>"NNNN!! NNNNNNN!!! N! N! N!!!!"
>the second eye follows suit, the employee not at all hampered by your fluffy's attempts at thrashing
>"I'm thinking of naming him Baby, cause of his shade of blue," you say conversationally
>the employee empties the wand into the gore bin beneath the work area while replying, "Aww, now that is too cute."
>setting the wand aside for washing, the employee checks the indicator beside the first switch he hit
>beneath it, you can see a glowing heat emenating from an alcove below the work area
>"Alright just about finished, stand back."
>with that, he flicks the switch back
>the machinery gives a final audible warning as per standard protocol
>"BEE-BOO" goes the machine
>*shick-SHUNK* goes the red hot blade as it effortlessly slides across the station below your fluffy, carving and cauterizing all four of his limbs
>"BWEE-BOOOOO!!!!" chorus the fluffies as they devolve into cheerful giggles at the mysterious sound
>"HHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! MMMMHMMMHMMMMM!!!"
>"And that is one docile fluffy. The clamp is yours to keep, since it deactivates once you're off the premise to stop hooligans from spending five bucks to freak out the rest of the fluffies."
>you thank him and walk out with your thrashing fluff, still trying as hard as he can to shriek through his nose
>oh yes
>he will make a lovely centerpiece
>>683005846
*the end
>>683005775
>Nine little fluffies walking through the park
>Came to a river, and then there were none
>Fucking fluffies
>>683005760
>>683005775
Naa bruv, if they're offended by fluffies, then give them some fluffies
>>683005742
>>"Why babbeh nu can move wegg-MPH!" the employee snaps a metal clamp around your fluffy's beak
>beak
wat
>>683005329
Doesn't make your autism any less real.
>>683005380
You are not a handle, you are autistic.
>>683005509
No problem, guy.
>>683005552
Autism.
>>683005662
>You're the one having a problem you should see you psychotherapist your meds are overdue.
Now that is projecting.
I don't like it, but someone has to have the job pointing out your autism. I guess that job falls on me. I don't care what justifications or rationalizations you use. You are autistic.
>>683006133
I'm not your guy, buddy.
>>683006028
>>683006074
it's slang for any sort of nose-like area
didn't your dad ever tell you shit like "wipe your beak"?
..have I just been a bird my whole life?
>>683006028
>>683006206
Am nu yo buddy, fwend.
>>683006133
WOOH YOU'RE MAKING /B/ BETTER, THESE FAGGOTS BETTER UNDERSTAND THEY'RE IN YOUR /B/ AND YOU'RE KING HERE
WOOOH
Please, an hero.
>>683005697
Apparently you are, because you are freaking out that someone is pointing out what you really are. You are autistic.
>>683005760
Not bait, just doing a public service so when you leave this thread you realize you are autistic.
>>683005742
>>683005846
>>683006074
Autism.
>>683006331
smawty am nu yo fwend, dummeh
>>683006400
>Can't handle the truth
A hallmark of autism. You are just proving my point.
>>683006408
Bumping to threads and calling it autism is autism x10 for you
>>683006408
fuck off then faggot
>>683005846
holy shit thats good lol
plz tell me you are going .png this for saving
I don't get it..why are any of you guys feeding trolls instead of enjoying what we're here for? Just don't reply. I think likely the most autistic thing you can do is fail to recognize the game he's playing.
>>682995021
Dude, you're about half a year too late. Or too early. This is literally(!) the least halloweeny time of the year.
>>683006276
![not-sure-if-fry-meme[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CttS40m.jpg "not-sure-if-fry-meme[1].jpg")
>>683004582
>>683004642
>>683004669
>>683004826
>>683005032
>>683005173
>>683005289
>>683005453
Wait. This isn't fluffy. This is furry.
we need some hugs.
>>683006677
I call it how i see it. I will sage the thread now.
>>683006701
Then who would point out your autism?
>>683006751
>this
they are here because idiots are biting
>>683006736
Hey thanks man! It's always pleasant to be appreciated.
I'll probably repost it in a few threads to fix up the spelling and some other stuff, but then sure
>>682998588
this guy is a newfag. He believes that 4chan is only this board.
>>683006893
>>683006591
Guess what?
>>683006408
>Not bait
Whatever you say, bro.
>>683007001
Science Box is great.
>>683006133
>i don't care...
You care enough to anwser to everyone
You're hopeless. You have poor arguement skill and you're cheap enough to reply to someone that won't answer back.
If this thread were an autism contest you would win without a doubt.
G'night cuntlord you're shit.
>>683007091
np man, plz keep writing, fandom needs new stuff
have a sad fluffy
>>683006955
All fluffys go to hell dummah
This is such a lovely fluffy.
>>683007226
Autism?
>>683007234
Enjoy your cartoon horse mutilation, aspie.
>>683007026
I'm impressed that he can hold a newspaper with hooves
>>683003836
10/10 Tom Lehrer reference
>>683006438
Am nu yo dummeh, skwub.
>>683007431
The Game
>>683003143
That seems like the worst idea ever
>>683006893
>>683007431
Already there, buddy. Enjoy baiting.
>>683007491
TOO ALL THE SPAMMERS:
I know your secret.
>>683004272
Looks like she needs some
>>683007313
This thread does win the autism award. I cannot believe how many aspies are in here thinking this is an ok thing to be into. You are so mad that somebody actually calls you guys on your shit and won't leave you in peace to jack off to your horse mutilation "art".
Honestly, the fact that you cannot see why this is autistic proves you have autism.
>>683007620
>>683007583
It's weirdbox. The sillier the better
>>683007571
That is cute. Asperger's.
>>683005662
>Falling for low quality bait
>>683007626
Enjoy your autism.
>>683007333
chekd
and shit, I guess I'll milk this first-fan business for all it's worth and post some plain, relatively uninspired suffering I made a few days ago
Autismo.
>>683008040
You too, Anon-kun
and finally...
REVENGE!
>>683006955
>Ghost fluffy
>>683004086
Is there a continuation of that?
>>683007620
>>683006986
I wish some kids with gasoline set that hobo on fire
>>683007620
>>683007922
>>683007922
why are you guys such faggots anyways?
