Do you bang girls? Do you have many years of experience?
If you do, is there something you know about sex that you wish you knew about earlier?
Share some experience with bros.
How to fuck efficiently? Let's discuss techniques.
Also, random porn thread, if pics related to discussed techniques, the better.
Touch yourself to control sensitivity (stroking pulling hair, hand on throat etc) so you can give the right combination of pain/pleasure
Eat out. Always. always go down first. tease. when she likes something, don't stop.
Communicate - i use the hair gripping method, i tell the girl to grip my hair a bit harder when she's really into something (when eating out), that way I know when I'm doing something right.
Communicate - ask simple questions - does she want it rough, or sensual? "Tell me baby, how do you want it"
never thrust mindlessly, deeper =/= better. try 'stirring the pot' in otherwords, when you're fucking, try and add small circular motions to your hips so you're not just going in out on the same spot. Once again, contrast. Go slow, slow speed up, go really quickly, then suddenly back to very slow.
source - i am a beast
Experiment - every girl is different
>>682990205
I got a lot more and can elaborate if needed
>>682990407
go on.
Women love sex as much as men do and they want to get laid. The thing is you just cant tell them straight into the face if they want to fuck. Bit if you give them the right signs (woman language or wathever) its so easy to get every chick into your bed - message to my self 10 yeary ago
gonna need tips to get women down to fuck first, anons.
bump for pro tips
>>682989153
>If you do, is there something you know about sex that you wish you knew about earlier?
Not to ask if it was hurting, fuck i'm cringing hard
don't rabbit hump a girl
don't use your entire body to move your dick, just your hips
and like the other anon said; change it up. try different positions and speeds throughout sex so it doesn't get boring and awkward
>>682991373
These aren't about sex itself but make the experience better, and your room/house more appealing.
Checklist of things to have :
Clipped nails! keep your fingers cleaaaaan, clip em and clean em before a date! always!
Scented candle - on the evening, switch off all lights except the candle. I usually go for 1-3 normal candles and 1 scented.
Lube
Condoms
Tissues
Bin next to bed
Clean bathroom
Clean sheets (optional, they shouldn't be stained though)
Don't touch yourself to porn all the time. Take some time out of your day, get naked, on your bed, and touch yourself, rub your nipples, stroking your skin, gripping your butt, these kinds of things.
A very very neat trick when going down is to use one hand to 'squeeze' (not hard but kind of twist and rub, like you're spreading a pinch of salt over a dish) the clit as you lick it, while the other hand is stimulating her gspot with 2 fingers. if you use ring and middle finger you can also use your thumb from that hand to mess around.
Watch videos - How to's, sex guides, anatomy diagrams. Find out where the G-spot is. Learn how (and when) to go for the clitoris. There's an amazing video that teaches how to eat pussy, im looking for it now
The boggest secret unknown to man: boobies are filled with venom.
yw
>>682989153
I don't have a huge dick by any means, have been told I'm average but I think I'm prob slightly below average.
And every single girl I've dated and fucked numerous times, does not like it too deep.
It's about finding that sweet spot where the head of your dick is catching and releasing in her puss. You dont want to pull out all the way though or she might dry out or get uncomfortable from queefing
>>682992922
How many orgasms in one day did your girl have?
What's your high score? Please, be honest.
>>682992922
aww yeee, found it.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1158770490 The part with the woman is the best. She has a pussy, so she fucking knows how to handle one.
>>682993256
A stand beihnd his words, but not the same guy. My best is 14 in one night of fucking but this girl was beast getting off. Mostly clit orgasams, alot of licking and foreplay.
>>682993360
Ty anon. Will watch it later
>>682993678
I heard about guys doing 9, I wonder how they're doing this.
>>682993933
It's physically impossible for a girl to have this many orgasms. Some were fake.
>>682993360
Also, watch these after you've just jerked off so you can concentrate.
Get into yoga, or mobility. I recommend doing this at least once a week http://phraktured.net/starting-stretching.html .
You don't have to do this, but it makes things nicer. It makes you more relaxed, and that's always a good thing.
Also, learning to dance, or doing sports like Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Gymnastics, Bodyweight Training, or Climbing help a lot more than strength training (don't tell /fit/) or muscle building (basically, any activity where you learn to handle your bodyweight.)
Do you want general dating / turn on advice?
>>682994120
It is not imposiblle, i had girls where i did wonders to get her only once, this one was clit sensible and she was not faking it, since we did agree to see how much.. she actually begged to stop. Licking and fingers mostly, this was over 5-6 hours during a night. At the end we smoked a joint and she got off 3 more times in row. Im telling you, not imposible at all.. she would probably go more if she didnt worn out.
>>682994465
>Dating advice
Talking to 4 women right now, hard to decide which one I want.. is it bad to be hooking up with all 4 even though it seems like kind of want a relationship? I feel guilty sometimes..
>>682993997
Might be toys, might be fakes. It depends on the women as well, some girls orgasm quite easily, for others it's quite hard to reach.
The truth is, the girl doesn't care if you make her orgasm a million times, the sex itself should be the great part. the orgasm is just the cherry on the cake. If you do things right, one or two sessions in one day are more than enough.
>>682994548
Pic. Rel, not that night thou
>>682994786
I have to make her orgasm 9 times in a day.
It's personal. The bad thing is, I've got only one year of sex experience with one girl and compete against a score made by people who fuck probably since childhood. Mission fucking impossible, bro, that's where am I right now.
>>682994674
Do what your heart desires. I'd just date all of them with whom I feel chemistry. That's what dating is. You're not in a relationship yet. I wouldn't mention that you're seeing the other girls though.
My dad used to say, 'When you go into a shoe store, and you see a shoe that seems nice, you gotta try it on before you purchase it.' Nothing wrong with trying out a few different pairs to see which one you're more comfortable with.
>>682990205
would second that
If you tease/lick her really good, she will enjoy the sex much more and you will feel better, because you can actually be effective.
If you want them to do something do this (message to my former self, who wanted to get his gf to try anal - took me 4 years):
1. Make sure she trusts you and feels totally comfortable naked and with her body. (got this one pretty early)
2. Tell her a story about how a the girlfriend of a friend did that. (the thing that eventually did it)
>>682994951
GG wp!
>>682995200
You are too serious about this, never ever aproach sex and girl about sex this seriously or personally. Why do you give a fuck is it 1,2,9, 23 times mate. Make her that time special and smthing to enjoy, have laugh, overall positive memory and she will ALWAYS want more. Dont strech yourself about banal things mate. Its self destructive, be more open, talk, ask, experiment..
>>682994674
You don't buy a car without test driving a few first anon, don't feel guilty
23 here, only had sex once and it was with a female friend last year
despite everyone saying that first time will be awkward/it will suck/wont even be able to get dick up, it was pretty fuckin amazing
I cum In about 5 min, it's fine since my fiancee is as quick as I am. But I wanna hold out longer, any tips?
>>682992922
Candles, tissues and so on are overrated and only a problem once you are already done.
Nails + clean bathroom and sheets are important
>>682995782
I agree with you on a logical point of view, but emotionally I just can't stop thinking about this challange. I know that it's probably impossible for me to achieve, but this makes me want it even more. I'd sell my soul now to make it happen.
>>682996037
Make breaks when you know that you will come, stop thrusting and kiss her or do something that will make you lose the orgasm mode. It requires practice, don't worry, you may even come to a time, when you won't be able to cum. I assume it's a fresh relatiionship, yes?
I learned from tantra that having your hand on her chest when she cums, for some reason is extremely powerful, if you don't the woman will never be fully satisfied. 4 thousand year old PROTECTED secret. It seems so simple but when you do it you will see it makes things very personal.
>>682996149
Do you know what that will do to your bed game? Limp dick. Srsly, get over it, have fun, make her enjoy you and everything about you, she will be comig back mate... or be like this and when time comes get yourself embaresst a bit more
>>682994120
Virgin detected. I, a guy with a 14 cm dick can make my girl cum 3-4 times with the right foreplay
>>682995994
For me it was that i was not able to cum + had problems with condoms, dick would go soft when trying to put them on.
>>682995200
I wouldn't 'give up' but I would keep the idea out of my mind. It will corrode your confidence and you'll be less manly for it.
But if you really gotta go for it :
a) try and find out her fetishes if she has any (communication, once again) ask her when you're in bed and just had sex, bring it up casually 'hey, so i was wondering, do you have any fetishes? something kinky you'd like to try out?'
b) play to those fetishes
c) find out if she's okay with toys, if so, get a vibrator, learn to use it. (search for how to's on pornmd.com ) probably a good idea to try it on yourself before using it on her.
d) book a hotel + plan activities (spa, restaurant, movie for the hotel). Don't make the day too packed with activities, you don't want her to be too tired to have sex.
>>682996564
3-4 times is possible, everything over 9 defies anatomy of a girl.
>>682996493
I just can't stop thinking about it, but I agree with you on the logical level. You are right. Maybe it's because of my complex issues that I can't let go of this challange. I don't feel good enough, ever.
>>682996602
just jerk your dick over the condom so you don't go soft
>>682996043
Sure, I do the candles because I like having them even when I'm alone. And they make my room smell good. Tissues are not just for sex, they're also to make sure I can blow my nose or whatever if I need to.
>>682990205
Lol almost never go down on her. Focus on getting yourself off. She's just there to be your bitch and she will love it if u treat her that way. If she begs enough go down on her only if u want to.
>>682996431
6 1/2 years in bro. Far from fresh. I still wanna bump up the time tho, mostly for my own sake and self confidence
>>682996678
Ad a) I know all of them and use them.
Ad b) see Ad a)
Ad c) The guy with 9 cums didn't use any, and I don't want to also
Ad d) I know about this
I'm happy that you're seriously discussing this with me. Finally someone to talk to. Thanks, bro.
>>682996997
That's a good thing that she's so hot for you after all these years, because you won't have the flaccid dick problem. Exercise the way I mentioned, when you know you'll cum, make a break (go slower, don't pull out, but stop if you have to). It's a skill, you'll learn it. Good luck!
>>682996981
how long did your longest relationship last?
Nobody posts any pics, come on guys, it's an imageboard after all, post whatever porn pic does your mouse click on.
>>682996981
Not sure if troll, virgin, or retarded. I'm gonna assume all three.
>>682997215
Belive me, you do not know all her fetshies.
>>682989153
Nina Hartley explains it pretty well I just followed what she said a lot.
>>682997504
Hes a Chad. Or in this thread obvius bait.
>>682997518
Why are you so sure about it? We know each other very well, she'd tell me anything.
Just wanted to thank everyone for discussing this in a serious manner.
Love from anon
>>682997762
You're happy and you're not even OP, because I am OP! Thanks, bro! I like how this thread is going too, I thought it'll 404 instantly, but there are so many quality posts it makes me feel really good. Or maybe it's those 4 shots of Finlandia vodka. Anyway, I'm happy!
>>682996997
>>682997215
Thx m8. Far from flaccid. Get hard every time I see her chubbntuck and her fat tits. I'm a lucky guy
>>682997636
No she would not, bcs deep down she is asheemd of things. Would you tell her you fanatszied about fucking your mother?
Okay, serious question: Have a gf since a few years, sex goes well, but cannot get her to properly orgasm. The usual stuff: Starts to cry or can't take it anymore.
So I try to get her to cum, so sex takes a long time until i finally give up and cum myself.
Problem: Obviously it takes to long and she does not want to have sex so often, because as you can imagine she could be having more fun.
What do?
>>682989153
Women don't want to 'make love' They like to fuck and be fuck. Women like to feel used. Its part of their DNA.
>>682996037
>>682996037
I'd say, get her to give you a blowjob and make you cum once, then eat her out for 'recovery time' and then have sex with her as soon as you can get hard again.
>>682998052
Could be that she needs more foreplay, or maybe she's just a girl who likes her bean flicked.
anybody have any tips on actual penetration/gspot orgasms? I can only get my girlfriend to come from clit stimulation and its just not as hot when she doesn't come from me fucking her and we never come at the same time which is fucking amazing
>>682997986
Yeah, I would if I did fantasize about my mom.
I did fantasize about moms, but not mine exactly, she knows about it.
>>682998052
>Starts to cry or can't take it anymore.
Never experienced this, mine always says "more", even when I can't deliver moar.
Try to make it fun, instead of making her cum.
From my observation, there's no rule for orgasms in girls, they're indeterministic. You may happen to make her orgasm while not trying to do so. That's all I know, but I'm very inexperienced, so other anons may provide better pro tips. Good luck.
>>682998204
Yes, some do, some don't. Nothing new to me, bro.
>>682998052
Try with sensible spots on her body, start from neck, over tits, hips, belly to tights and then vagina. See how her clitoris breaths, touch it, play with it, lick it, see if shes a penetrate orgasam girl or clit, i had times when i did qith foreplay and sensual touching enough things to just put it in her and she would orgasam, learn to fuck and rub clit. Find postions where she is not in pain
>>682989153
>Do you bang girls?
in my dreams
The girls says she doesn't like when you go down, is it true or all bitches like that, just don't admit?
>>682998635
What's stopping you? It's easier than you think.
>>682998052
She starts to cry? During sex? Sounds like she might have some psychological issues which are inhibiting her. A mental block of sorts.
My last GF had the same problem, I tried everything except toys, we got near but never all the way. I think it was because of the combination of poor diet, lack of exercise, and general mental issues.
>>682998471
Thats a lie, every male has in some point fantasized about fucking it own mother. Dont deny it, its just how thing are. My point is, god knows what goes trough her had and deep inside her mind.
>>682989153
Deep spot/A-spot. Can make her anal orgasm there from ass fucking too. I just gave away the keys to the kingdom.
Best guide book are porn movies. Last a long time, get a good tongue game goin and word gets around. Confidence vets them, not arrogance. 20+ years and still going here
>>682996037
Shallow shallow deep is a counting technique. when your sensitive sequence 2 shallow penetrations ta 1 deep. shallow shallow deep shallow shallow deep, Keeping a FLUID rhythm. at first you should start with 4 shallows and deep on the 5th or if your penis is still sensitive do 8 shallows then deep on the 9th. At the point that is after a body rub, fingering and licking her clit then after a few sets of 8ta1 and 4ta1 is about the point where my penis tip becomes desensitized, I live religiously by holding back cuming untill i at lest hit that point, after that you can pound em out like an animal and that is were it seams to be that we are very likely to cum at the same time, and they are more then satisfied
>>682999096
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>>682999096
MOAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>682998463
definitely helps and she enjoys it, but for me it seems like she is even farther away from it when licking her
>>682998471
it's not that uncommon, have heard it from friends, too,. You are probably right, I should relax.
>>682998483
Did that, been with her for years. In a sense I know what to do, but it stops with "I cannot take it anymore" or when i goe past that, crying.
>>682998780
Mh, don't think so. She is pretty open minded and cool in almost every sense. It's not like she slowly starts to cry, it's like I described: She cannot take it anymore and if you push her through it she just bursts into tears for a moment.
Could other anons please confirm, that this is a thing? :D
>>682989153
that looks like a really uncomfortable computer chair
>>682999096
Ty this is going in the folder
>>682989153
Don't use porn as reference. Good communication skills are key. Ask her what she prefers. She may be shy and won't open up. Have respect for her. She has been damaged by movies and magazines. She will most likely have body dysmorphia because its how they sell products. If she has a lot of beauty products tell her she's the most gorgeous woman you've ever met. It goes far. I try to be as audible as possible when I am eating her pussy so she feels like she's worshipped. Another thing. Worship her only in the bedroom. Any other time she's just a friend and confidant. Pay attention to her needs while fulfilling your own. Use words like I have never when talking about sex and her performance. I got a dead fish to do a split after I said she was tighter than most but not the most active I have ever. They're competitive and you should use it against them.
>>682999228
Wouldn't you be happy that you found a different way to orgasm? It's probably like the difference between cumming anal/BJ/vaginal for men. I like all three.
>>682998771
I don't know man, I'm pretty shy and not that interesting so I don't know what to talk about with them. Also I'm pretty sure that I can't read signals, either that or no girl ever shows interest.
Having said all of this, there is one thing: I never approach them.
>>682999096
There have been a child porn but I reported it
kek>>682999457
>>682993256
most I have accomplished with my gf is 3-4 orgasms in one sesh last orgasm I made her squirt
>>682989153
Laying a chick on her stomach while her legs are closed lets you get in deep and rub every part of the pussy. Sticking the tip of a finger in when shes wet as fuck allows you to make her cum without losing it yourself.
Thank you mods, you're doing God's work. That was extremely fast.
>>682999134
Sound very strange but also plausible. I'll try that anon :)
>>682999785
Kek
>>682999785
kekus maximus
>>682999785
wow. 500th time this has been posted since yesterday
MODS!
>>683000000
Always cut your nails
>>682999498
Just have positive thoughts. 50% of the population are woman, you are probably average so 25% of the population is even less interesting than you to woman but the number of virgins is significantly lower than this, so it has to work.
For me there was an age when I thought, okay, you should not be a virgin past this point, so I just stopped being a virgin. Isn't there such an age for you? I tihnk sex is overrated, especially by virgins, but you still should find the motivation to at least try it to not feel like a failure.
>>682999498
Just work to have some friends that are also girls. Don't try to fuck them, have some friends. This way you will work out the necessary social skills, fucking is next. It's really easier than you think, there are plenty girls with low self esteem that also want to fuck, the thing is to know many people, so you will get around them. Don't think about sex yet, but about socialization, then, once you learn enough, you'll be ready to explore new possibilities. Godspeed.
>>682999785
CheesePizza my friend, havent seen u here for a while. Ah the days when you poped up on daily basis..
>>682990205
>>682993360
Cont- Here are some more examples.
Best how to eat pussy / treat pussy guide:
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1158770490
Great examples of how to contrast rough / sensual / loving:
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1253929053
Being rough example:
http://www.youporn.com/watch/11657137/rough-sex-with-busty-brunette/
James Deen Videos.
Also, check out forhertube.com Porn site for women. You'll see that tastes are as varied with girls as they are with guys.
>>682999626
That's a nice score, bro, you're better than me.
1 to 2 is a complete maximum. I wish I knew more to be better than this.
>>682993976
nice
brunettes are 10/10
>>682998833
>>682998833
No the fuck i havent, iv always liked little girls, alto i did live with my dads since i was three, my mom was a stripper still never thought of her like that (not that im judging)
>>682989153
Been fucking the same girl for 8 years
You don't have to go down to get her to orgasm
For my girl it's all about the gradual strokes with pelvic contact on her clit
>>683000130
yuss
>>683000469
how do you keep doing this shit, you sick fuck
Pic related would have came in handy when I was 18.
>>682999343
Your dick might be too big. Or you need to use lube!
>>682999435
Check these - some porn (but very very few movies) make decent references
>>683000304
>>683000770
lol
>>683000770
wtf
>>683000469
>404'd
>>683000770
>>683000770
it never ends
Crazy
>>682993256
I only got mine to do 3 as well
The limit is usually the girl rather than skill
>>682993256
In an entire day? 10
In a single session? 7
>>682989287
source?
>>683001075
What makes you think so? Maybe if your skills were better, you could make her orgasm more?
>>683001252
How?
>>682997349
Longest relationship is boot call and we going on about 4 months now
>>682993256
Between 40-50. It's hard to count when that high. Especially when one orgasm just continues on to the next and then the next.
It wasn't always like that, it took about 6 months of daily sex before I ultimately "figured her out".
>married her.
>>682999498
Talk about her..
Also put yourself in a situation where you are likely to meet new girls. Like a new job or go to uni for a degree you like (that girls like also).
And I agree with anon it is easier than you think.
>>683001505
>>683001505
>>683000725
Thanks, but it is average (or small on the internet). She does not feel pain and it does not always end like this, just sometimes.
>>682999498
I got a wall of text advice coming up for you. Just hold on a bit.
>>682997621
Not a Chad just a college fag whose not a cuck trying to please bitches like most of /b/ now
I love how this thread is rolling with useful information
Guys. How do I make my girlfriend have sex with me. We've been dating for over two years and shes the type thats "saving herself for marriage." She's really kinky and loves being tied up and chocked out, but she wont do anything beyond giving me a boring blowjob. We're both 20 and I'm really starting to get kind of depressed over this as I've never had sex and want to experience it with her. How do I ease her into the idea? I feel like I've tried everything.
One faggot's gonna get the entire thread deleted.
Calling it now.
>>683001441
Okay, I think that after a few years, that strategy does not work anymore, but wish you all the best
>>683001505
kek
>>683001898
Wife her
>>683001895
>I love how this thread is rolling with useful information
someone screen / archive this pls.
>>683001898
That's really strange. I would say, just make out with her, get naked and get her really turned on (go down on her). When she is really, really horny, just look her in the eyes and stick it it.
>>683001898
Just tell her that you're unhappy how it is now and if it won't change, then you may look for sex somewhere else. Honestly bro, I wouldn't wait this long, unless she's a virgin, then maybe, but still... Why not just... fuck her? You're a man after all, being this obedient is not the most manly thing to do...
>>683001904
I hope that won't happen.
i dont care about sex
im not asexual but making sure to have sex past a certain age is not a major concern for normal people.
Yeah I bang girls, plenty years of experience. Nothing new, I keep it classic American domestic style.
*applause
>>683002229
I feel like I'd pay for it afterwards, like she'd break up with me because I did that to her even though I knew she said she was waiting. I dont know, she's crazy
>>682996981
>virgin or shitty lover
>>683001913
Point taken but still most girls are whores a love to be dominated sexual. U can cute and cuddle after the moment passes
I'll share some advice. Most women are sub . They like to be controlled. But there is always the exception. I like to slap her face with my hard on. Grab her hair and pull her head back and TELL her to lick my balls. Tell her what u want, slap her. Be sensual. And rough. Also if you want to make sure shecums. Lay her on her back, firmly put one hand round her throat and rub her clit with ur thumb while ur fingers slide inside her and reach for her belly button from inside gradually increasing the pace until u finger blast that and make her squirt. Choke her when shes close and she will explode. Cum on her face and then fuck her from behind while slapping her arse hard. She will love it. Best tip... Take control, put her where you want her. Tell her to cum on ur dick and mostly be confident be ALPHA
>>682990205
I cum at first penis contact
>people who think theres a special techinique to putting a cylinder in a hole
>>682998052
Fuck her with your pelvis on her clit
Took me 6 years to crack my girlfriend's orgasm
Now she'll cum twice before I'm even edging
>>683002964
thats perfectly natural, men are hardwired to cum really quick.
sex for the sake of fun isnt
>>683001375
I posted
>>683000686
Also this pic
>we had been dancing all night (which always makes her horny)
>and she was drunk (which always makes her horny)
>As soon as we get home I pick her up
>throw her on the bed
>tear her clothes off
>go down on her
>she keeps screaming "oh god, don't stop!"
>cums 5 times
>tongue gets tired
>put my dick in
>start railing her
>she cums again
>I cum
>Immediately go down on her again
>number7.jpg
>>682989153
>do you bang girls?
Did school let out early this year?
>>682998466
If she needs clit stimulation use your body while fucking her
>>683003148
I love you.
>>683002507
Listen to my advice to not be a sorrow ass loser regretting life spent without social experiments.
One day, when you'll have gf and she'll have way more experience than you do, you will feel bad about it. The more you love her, the more it will bother you. Have some fuck buddies on the way to true love, bro. Not saying you should chase for pussy, but when pussy's around and it's fun, why the fuck not? Don't try to fuck, but be sure to have a healthy social life, spend time with friends, have fun outside. You can always finish that video game a bit later, trust me, however, you won't be forever young. Age is an issue when it comes to sex.
>>683003096
Better doing it doggie so your balls slap her clit with every thrust. Also u dont have to look at her stupid cum face.
>>683002596
That's why I said "eye contact" don't rape her, make sure she wants it, too. Just get her to the point where she wants it.
>>683003186
what white knight created the pic?
>>682989153
Finger the top wall of her pussy (towards the clit inside the pussy)
Pull on clit a little while going down on her. Try different positions see how she reacts. Don't ignore the tits and get fixated on just one body part.
>>682989153
A.I Confirmed.
my girl sais im too big for her.
what shoud i do?
>>682996981
Stfu.... don't be a bitch like this.
>>683002735
Sure, but there is a time and a place. I think as much as most woman like to be dominated a bit, EVERY woman likes to be eaten out.
>>683003186
She cums 5 times only after you going down on her? You're fucking trolling me, that's impossible!
im thinking about fucking asain women.
what are their preferences about sex?
>>683000144
>Isn't there such an age for you?
I sold my virginity when I was 21, which was 10 months ago. It was amazing, but I dont have the motivation though. I guess to protect myself from the inevitable failure.
>>683000151
Thank anon, yes I have some females that I talk with, took long enough though. I'm moving but at a snailpace, feels like I might have a shot when I'm 40.
>>683001535
>>683001717
>>683003753
Good intuition, I do things related to AI, but I'm not one myself.
>>683003891
Don't treat them as a fetish, you moron. Stop watching so much porn.
>>682994120
I doubt 14 is impossible though I've never done that.
This guy, however:
>>683001482
Is making shit up unless his gf has/had some weird medical condition.
Female orgasms last about 20 seconds on average - if she had them back to back she'd have been orgasming continually for about 15 minutes, which would probably render just about anyone unconscious.
Multiply-orgasmic women in any case usually need a couple of minutes between orgasms as well, so that would realistically be 45 minutes to an hour of full-time, maximum strength stimulation. You'd fucking rub her clit off.
For the record, the maximum I ever got out of a girl was about seven. At that point, with that girl, it was just too much and stopped being pleasant.
>>683003902
Don't worry, you will accelerate, just don't concentrate just on these girls, make new friends whenever possible. Different people, different talk, different experience.
>>683004327
fuck you im attracted to asain women
nothing wrong with that
>>683003902
I don't get it. You went to a hooker?
Don't worry. Just decide, that you don't want to be a bitch and do things. So start doing them. Fake the confidence, because confidence comes from accomplishments, which you will only get if you start. Also: Effectively there is no difference between faked and real confidence.
>>683003884
Virgin detected
>>683005062
Your virgin detection algorithms suck.
>>683003891
Same as all the others, but be prepared - their pussies are sideways.
>>683005334
kek
>>683003902
So, one thing first. You're gonna have to work for it. Being interesting, and attractive is something you build up to.
1. Stop watching porn.
2. Stop jerking off everyday.
3. Work out. Any sport. Some kind of exercise.
4. Find a creative hobby. Something where you express yourself.
5. Learn to cook - follow basic recipes. Just follow recipes to a T and you'll be fine.
6. Develop yourself. Read into personal development. You're young, so you have time to grow. Be honest with yourself. What do you want out of life? Do you want to be weak and ride the flow of laziness, or would you rather man up, and start taking steps to become strong? Guess what. You already started, the moment you posted and asked for advice.
Make a list of the things you really want, prioritise them, write down how you can start doing them.
Wanna be more interesting? Organise activities! there's facebook groups for most cities, meetup groups, etc. Find something you like to do or would like to do, post in one of those groups saying you're organising that event! Suddenly the people come to you.
>>683003852
Of course girls like to be eaten out as much as guys like bjs but pussy tastes nasty so I'd recommend not doing that except for if she begs or something. It also seems more alpha that way cus most girls see going down on them as a way of getting them off after sex if u couldnt get them off
>>683001482
It pretty much is back to back. We have plenty of videos. Just keep watching the should not share this thread. I'll make it like the Futurama episode where Fry drinks like a thousand cups of coffee.
The way we counted was every rise and then fall counted as one. In reality, it is pretty much a single constant orgasm for how ever long I take.
>>683004609
Obvious troll is obviously retarded.
>>683003891
Also, don't leave any unattended open cans of Coke around.
>>682993256
just reporting in, according to her 12. we went for 4 hours straight and she was tipsy. Alot of fingering, licking and fucking. I found out that she really liked it when i put a couple of fingers in her ass while i was licking/fingering or fucking her. Just a little extra sensation.
>>683004343
He might think 1 moan = 1 orgasm
>>682989153
I have a personal video in case you guys want to see my style
http://www.youporn.com/watch/11725573/2015072/
>>683005239
Even worse, that means you're just uneducated. My gf even came once while still having an orgasm. She nearly fainted tho.
Something isn't impossible just because you haven't experienced it (not to be demeaning)
Heck, even I have came multiple times during intercourse
>>683002471
I've tried. She doesnt care. She doesn't want to have sex. She'll let me eat her out all day long, but nothing past that.
>>683005960
It's up to you to decide whether you want such relationship, but clearly you're unhappy.
>>683005960
That's her choice, and you've gotta deal with it. Either be a man, and dump her, or if she's the one, marry her. Don't marry her unless you're head over heels in love with her. And don't mistake blue balls with love.
>>683004167
what a smart boy. what a nice boy. what a pretty boy. what a good boy you are.
seriously OP. girls don't want wikipedia built into their masturbatory aid. You're going to keep ending up thrown in the trash till you become something better.
>>683004343
Also women don't orgasm from only clit simulation.
Once she's on a roll. I can make her orgasm simply from nipple play. It's not as common. But it does happen.
Pretty much her pattern is this:
Fuck her as hard as I can, right before she orgasms, hold it in deep. No thrusting. She starts orgasming like crazy. If I keep fucking, it will ride into the next one. So maybe every 3rd or 4th orgasm for her, I'll hold it in. They hit much harder for her then.
>>683005558
Pussy tastes of skin and slightly salty/metallic ("salty coins.") Once you've licked all up in there a bit it just tastes of your own spit. There's nothing to fear.
Also you fucking go down on her *before* putting your wang in her so that she's more up for a dicking afterwards (orgasm or not, she'll be hot)
Getting hung up on whether a girl will think you're not alpha enough because you didn't give her an orgasm with your cock is the least manly affect ever. Jesus. You're not going to get 90% of women off with just your dong anyway, at least not without some acclimatisation, so stop making excuses already!
/drunk
pace yourself. learn by pulling out and grasping your balls or cock when you think you are going to cum. practice not cumming.
put your face into her, use your tongue and lips, this is your foreplay.
lean back for extra length.
crest the head outside from time to time, she'll love it.
communicate. just say what you want/want to do.
and seriously, the best sex will be with the one you love. Sex is great with whoever, but the best orgasms come from an emotional connection.
>>683005558
wtf, not at all, it's how you frame it. Clean pussy tastes fantastic (if you do it a few hours after she showered).
And you can even be quite dominant when going down on her. Don't do it after you finished, do it before and turn her around so she has to knee. You can then fuck her from behind right afterwards. I don't think it's beta at all, I always feel like I decide what to do next and she enjoys it.
>>683005503
Thanks for the advice anon, I'm doing number 3 already, so I would say I'm okay looks wise.
I will definitely take some time to think about all this.
I have to go to bed now, so I will miss any more advice.
>>683005685
Heh, probably. Or one period of moaning followed by a lull followed by more moaning = 2.
build up saliva to cut the taste of a dirty vagina
>>682999457
MOOOOODS MODSMODS
>>683006345
>the best orgasms come from an emotional connection.
Bullshit, convince me. Observation case: friend is in love with a girl, relationship for a year, he made her cum 2 max, she was with other guy for 3 weeks and one day he was able to make her orgasm 9 times.
Emotional connection doesn't mean shit.
>>682989153
ancient fag, reporting.
Just scanned some of these, and want to toss in my old two cents (which are wheat on the back, fags):
There are similarities between all women, and then there are differences. A wise man will read some of what the Anon's have said here, and mix them up.
I was thinking about the Anon who said "don't jackrabbit" or something like that - and chuckling because I remember having a gf once who LOVED that. he wanted to be humped like I was a rabid dog - so you just never know what women want.
One other contrast to that particular Anon: Eating a woman out first. In my experience, that is the surest way to not get a blowjob first.
I always make the woman go down on me first, because I know I'm not going to blow my load (you need to be able to control yourself, lads), but I DO KNOW that if I go down on her, she's going to cum - and once you get a woman off with your mouth, she ALWAYS wants your cock in here right there and then.
And once you've fucked a woman and made her cum with your mouth and your dick, you CAN pull it out and have her suck you off - but, again, in my experience, the woman is a lot less enthusiastic about it - she just came, and yadda, yadda. I just roll them over, face down, and fuck them like they owe me money.
Anyway, decent thread for once. No one posting fucking Tranny's or Loli's for a change.
>>683005960
That's stupid. You don't talk to woman about things like that, you manipulate them into doing it. In most cases you cannot say "let's have sex later", you just do it. The part where you just do it is actually important for her getting off.
>>683006821
That's got nothing to do with it. He said best, not most.
But I still think he's wrong - orgasms feel similar whether you're in love or not, but the feeling immediately *after* is what changes.
>>683006821
highschool logic. either that or he's butthurt that she grew tired of riding the world's most intellectual dildo.
she had a deeper emotional investment in her toiletries, son.
>>683006821
Orgasms does not equal good sex.
>>683006821
Best orgasms for women come from you fulfilling some fantasy of theirs without them telling you.
Which is why 90% of women like being dominated in bed in some way. That is a fact, gentlemen.
>>682996602
kek had the same problem, lucky i raw my gf of over 3 years
>>683006989
*coughcoughthatswhatwecallrapecoughcough*
>>683006880
Fellow fossil here and I agree
Holy shit, great scholars and gentlemen gathered in this thread to discuss the issue at hand.
What a great day!
>>683007539
Get back to tumblr. I have never once told my gf i wanna fuck her. I just go down on her and she begs for my cock. No need for some bullshit contracts and shit
This has to be one of the best threads ever. The time here in sweden is 03:13 and I'm having the time of my life here. Someone archive this shit
>>683007539
Are you retarded? Read the conversation, I said "eye contact, don't rape her" several times. And didn't say "just stick it in" what i mean is start "making love".
Also in my contry you have to have fought back physically in order for it to be rape. Even an ignored "no" does not count as rape. By which I don't mean "ignore nos" unless you really know that she wants it (e.g. you have known each other long enough to be certain).
>>683007550
>>683006880
not a fossil yet but certainly over medium cooked
can confirm the blowjob, jackrabbit and roll over face down thing. the harder and deeper I hit the redder her face becomes
>>683008171
OP here, I'm honored and I didn't expect it at all.
Cheers!
>>683007332
confirmed
>>682989153
If I've learned anything from my years of fucking lots of different women, is that women are REALLY different than men.
For one, lets address the issue of Degradation - women get off on it. I wouldn't like it one bit if after cumming inside a woman, she grabbed my hair and shoved my mouth on her pussy - but women get off on pulling your dick out of their pussy and shoving it down their throats. They fucking rock on that.
Same with hair-pulling, ass and titty slapping and choking.
There is a dynamic between men and women - the yin and yang thing.
>>683008516
Belgium here - bread well baked, OP
>>683008516
You're a legend m8
>>683009029
Cool, but nothing new. I'm considering strategies that already include all the degradation things.
How can I make more out of it?
>>683009185
>>683009281
Poland here, thanks.
Make sure your cock is clean if you want a bj
Every girl is different some like you to be really delicate with their clit others a bit rougher and so on
Don't try to get straight up her ass that takes time and trust
Don't do anything she feels uncomfortable with
Plenty of kisses and cuddles before during and after the rewards are. Very. Good
And make sure your dick doesn't stink
If her vag smells don't say anything just get up get dressed and walk away and don't have anything more to do with the scruffy slut
It'll be someone else man glue gone stale
Not OP, but next topic: Deep throats. Literally the best feeling you can have on earth. Funny enough I don't cum from blowjobs, but i sometimes miss the non-existant gagging reflex of my ex.
>>683008488
Checked.
That is why I make sure that the woman cums at least twice. It's all about HER up to that point, then, I shift gears, and actively start thinking "how do I want to fuck this bitch?". I then plan what *I* want, and fuck her accordingly.
Lately, maybe because I'm just old and don't give a fuck anymore, I've started telling them. I will fuck them good, then just say "the rest of this is just for me. You just lay there and do what you're told".
Quite often that will drive them even more wild, but, like I said, the last one is for me, so I do what I want, and that is a really powerful feeling - it's like when you're 18 and all you want to do is cum, but if you do, you feel guilty afterward - but instead, you get to do what you want and there is zero guilt.
>>682989153
if everyone is single there is no meaning just fun its like doing sports can be hard but its fun especially when you win ;)
I have a booty call who never cums. Like, never came in her life - not with masturbation, not with stimulation, not with fornication. Wat do, /b/ros? She lyin'?
>>683009363
Oh damn. My fiancee is polska. From gdansk area, moved to sweden 8yrs ago. An angel by day and a chubby godess in bed.
>>683009029
I would be careful with stuff like this. I think most woman want to be passive, taken care of etc, which translates to you pushing them around a bit, but I would take small steps to the really degrading stuff, not all woman like it.
>>683009918
I'm in Gdańsk as we speak, I live her for I think 7 years already.
>>683009866
it happens
>>683009363
"Degradation" is also very mental. Making them do what you say, and telling them how dirty they are sometimes is enough to get them to pop.
Remember, women are VERY cerebral compared to men. We're very visual - if a chick looks hot, but just lay's there, we can still get off. Women, not so much. They need to THINK that they're being treated like dirty whores sometimes. That could be as simple as you telling them what they're going to do afterward (even if you know they won't).
This, by the way IS a ProTip: Lots of girls will cum if you TELL them they are going to have to do something, even something you KNOW they won't do. Example: Next time you are fucking your gf, whisper in her ear that after you're done fucking her, she's going to suck the cum out of your cock and lick your asshole clean. Most girls won't actually do that, unless they're drunk (in my experience), but will get excited at the promise of being forced to do something degrading.
Sex is an art mixed with science, mixed with physicality, gents. That is why, done well, it's a lot of fun. And if you want to reach god-tier status with your gf, you will practice the art with vigor.
Great bread here, dudes.
>>683009600
All these dubs
well I got kind of luck with my life partner. she is a sub in every sense of the word and absolutely LOVES domination, in every way. the rougher I get, the more off she gets. recently started using ropes and, oh boy, she is extremely into it.
>>683009866
Try different things, make sure to take care of her, but don't overthink it, it ruins the sex. You can give her a vibrator as a present, so she experiments a bit.
>>683010326
I like your style, bro. The thing is, my gf is already too crazy to be excited about sucking/licking, but I'll give it a try anyway. The way you write about it is great. I admire you.
>>683010044
Agreed. And checked.
You gotta move slow until you know.
Funny true story: Finally got this total SJW/Feminist in bed after pursuing her for a couple of years, existing in the friendzone, etc, but always handy. Was doing the cool thing, just enjoying the newfound access to her very tight body, when she grabbed my hand and pulled it to her throat.
Fucking game-on, /b/ro's. I almost kek'd right there, but gave her what she wanted.
>>683010326
>This, by the way IS a ProTip: Lots of girls will cum if you TELL them they are going to have to do something, even something you KNOW they won't do. Example: Next time you are fucking your gf, whisper in her ear that after you're done fucking her, she's going to suck the cum out of your cock and lick your asshole clean. Most girls won't actually do that, unless they're drunk (in my experience), but will get excited at the promise of being forced to do something degrading.
Nice one, thanks, will try that one. Not the part asslicking, though. :D
>>683010407
Awesome, dude. I've looked into the rope-thing, but not sure even where to start, kek. The gf likes being tied up with the fuzzy handcuffs but the rope-thing looks like a lot of prep.
I still have my kids living with me, and they're little, so not so much time to set things up.
But I'm open to any protips you might have - never too old to learn.
>>683010777
Thanks and checked, too.
It's a bit of a cliché, but there is truth to it: They are obviously interested in power-dynamics between men and women, so it stands to reason that they also like it in bed.
>>683010286
>>683010445
She doesn't want to do anything herself (got her a vibro). Never orgasmed in her life and she's 26, should I bail out?
Thread will probablu 404 soon, I would like to thank each and every Anon that participated today/tonight. It was a great pleasure to exchange experience and thought with you and I hope to see some of you in another thread another day.
>>683010746
Thanks /b/ro. Especially for the redhead. Nothing hotter on earth than a red haired girl.
>>682989153
Hello Anons, friendly advice,IDK if some1 posted yet but cba to read the whole thing:
If you want to try anal fucking your girl (or any girl to that matter) do NOT ask for permission.
In the normal intercourse there are about 10 seconds if which they go totally slutty and the only thing they crave is cock, they literally lose their track and they do not smile, or focus or do the sex talk, they just want to get pounded hard and very often they moan like sluts or literally start screaming as if they were dying. If you pay close attention you will see their little star holes winking repeteadly. Right there is your chance, anon, to simply ram your dick into her asshole.
If you are any good at your job your dick is totally wet by now and there is a fair chance some of her juices ran over to her anus. you just fucking RAM it, no questions asked, no hesitation. They will very likely twitch and become louder for a second, but they will let you keep going. Mind you, once you get started in her anus DO NOT STOP unless she asks to change positions. If you fuck up and stop for any reason resume gently and slowly or she will go fucking feral on you.
I discovered this bout 2 years ago it has worked 9 out of 12 times. 1° time didn't really work becuse I stopped and she came back to her senses, yelling, in pain, insulting and shit. (It's only natural, I fucking rammed her ass, she is forgiven lol), the 2° i fucked her in a gangbang with two other guys and i just didn't get the chance, the 3° actually asked for anal as soon as she saw my dick and after powunding her enough to make her drip like an icicle.
Anons, you are safe and most women just want to haver all of their holes stuffed, JUST DO IT FAGGOTS.
Pic related, the girl in white was the poor soul that begged for some anal love.
>>683011317
Yeah, awesome bread dudes!
Don't know what I'm going to do now - guess I'll have to be subjected to more anime and manga porn (is that what they call it?? - I'm too fucking old... kek.)
>>683011275
Lol. Same story here (gf is 25, i described it above in the thread). She recently started to use the vibrator I gave her a few years ago. I think it sometimes just takes time. I think it helps if they have a friend how they can talk to about stuff like this so they get more interested in it and want to try stuff out.
>>683011357
Anon speaks truth. When I was a pleb, I was soooo afraid of hurting women that I actually refused to stick my dick in their ass, even when asked (I said I was a pleb, /b/ros).
Last 10 years have been like Anon - not one single woman I've fucked on the regular did not get it in the ass at some point. It's like ticking off the box for me now. One in the mouth, one in the pussy, and one in the ass. Once those are accomplished, then we move onto one on the tits, etc.
>>682989153
get yourself some fishermen's friends when going down
>>683011357
Yah, no. Its about telling her that other girls do it (in a creative, non-obvious way) then starting with fingering and then (after a few weeks) getting her in the mood and trying it. You cannot just ram a dick in there it's hard enough to get two fingers into an unprepared asshole.
My girl didn't have a problem with agreeing to anal, am I lucky or something? Honestly, I don't know.
>>683003366
Also, checked
>>683009866
fuck her ass and rub her clit, my gf has a pretty hard time cumming from vaginal. But once I'm in her ass and rubbing her clit its only a minute or 2 and shes cumming super hard.
>>683012318
Lots of lube. Start with the fingers. Get her ready. Move very, very slowly at first. Once in, start with slow strokes, then move faster.
Also: Don't expect her to cum. Don't fuck her like you see in Porn, unless you want her to bleed afterward and hate you. Get in, do your thing. If she isn't cumming, then blow your load so she feels that *she* was successful (yeah, this shit matters to women).
Profit.
>>683012203
Hi anon, believe me, when done in the right moment and with the right amount of fluids you don't find such "resistance" to call it in one way.
Sure you feel they way much more tighter but believe me, they loosen up in this frame of time I'm telling you about. Else I'd have been castrated a couple of times or worse lol
>>683011357
Never, EVER do this. EVER. Try and shove a finger right up your own ass, find out how it feels. Now try it with a carrot. That shit is no good, this asswipe is just trying to spread pain.
>>683012318
The swefag here
I noticed that my gf was into anal when she rode me and I squeesed her ass and touched her anus. She almost came from that
And what do you know. The next day when we snuggled and spooned she began grindig her asshole against my always hard cock. We went dry the first times and man. The asshole is dangerous. I came almost instantly but she kept going. Theres something special about that tight little hole.
Every time she begins grinding me nowadays I cum even before insertion, and she loves it. Fucking witchcraft
>>683003366
Agree with everything but your last statement.
"Fuck buddies" are to be had throughout your life. Women in their 30's and 40's are the horniest things god ever created.
Don't know what happens to women in their 50's since I won't fuck 'em. Not yet, anyway. Soon, I'm sure. kek.
>>683013444
Trips of Truth for the Premature Ejaculator Anon
>>683013238
I have fingered myself a couple of times and agree, take it easy ffs
>>683013450
What you write is very optimistic in my perspective, so I'll happily agree with you.
I never had a fuck buddy and was worried that I missed the necessary age for that.
For example, it's highly probable when you rent a flat with other people, but this happens mostly when you're in your twenties. 30's and 40's already live somewhere else (mostly), so it's not that often to have a fuck buddy in that age, although maybe you have different experience - what scenario can lead to have a 30's and 40's fuck buddy? A neighbor? Coworker?
Ive learned "no" either means yes, or really its just a suggestion, worry about rape charges later
>>683013444
Damn, I fucked my gf once in the ass, I wish she was into it like that, too. ofc in my imagination your gf is beautiful, I wish you that this is actually the case, sounds awesome
>>683013710
Big up! Thanks to some tips earlier in the thread I might be able to lengthen the time it takes tho. But as I have stated earlier. My gf cums equally fast so Im kinda fine with it.
Also, shameless self check >>683013710
>asks /b/ if they bang girls
>forgets that /b/ is composed of autistic fags who are outcasts
My girlfriend likes being raped all throughout the night. She loves it when I just take her when ever I want. I used to think respect was the way to go, wish I knew earlier that girls just like being treated like a piece of meat.
>>683014449
This is a stereotype, just look at the posts in this thread, there are many experienced anons.
Join us and bang some pussy too!
>>683014130
Beautiful is a strange word. For many that woul not be the case, she's the love of my life and cute as hell tho. Her smile can kill and her chubbs are all the right places. Metric G-H cup for lyfe
>>683014449
Celldwelling underage faggot detected. Contribute or gtfo
>>683013945
The ones I've had are "women in transition" which happens a LOT these days to women in their 30's-40's (guess it happens to men too, but I digress).
They're separated, with kids, not ready to completely cut off the husband, but still want to have some sex and know that they still "have it" (can attract men). You start off by letting them know that YOU'RE in transition too - so no hard commitment, and you go from there.
Women really don't change, so if they think you have something else besides them on the side, they will actually try harder to get you to only fuck them, so beware.
>>682989153
Got a dick tip for ya. Don't let her look in your eyes. Because woman need a connection and can't be looking in my eyes and be seeing nothing.
>>683015002
What you just told me is confirming my hypothesis, thank you.
The part about "on the side". I know that single moms may be easy, but I didn't assume there's also this "transition" case.
>>683015098
That's just sad. You should look that up Anon. I used to be the same, but stopped being a living meme when I got professional help and met my love <3 <3 xOxO
>>683015354
Yeah - technology has made it easier to find them too. Tinder/Match/OKCupid, etc.
Jeez, what I would have done if I was 20 today! It's like you can SEE how good kids have it, but you can't CONVINCE them. kek.
So, you fuck more of the wrinkly stuff, but dream of days yesteryear when 18 year old females still looked at you as potential fuck-material...
>>683015734
You know, I'm in my 20's and I haven't used any of this. Got myself into relationship without getting any prior experience and now I just look at all that cool stuff, the same as you, and all I can do is imagine. Top kek, bro, we're similar, I know it! I'd buy you a beer, man.
>>683015977
Keep getting Dubs and you'll have to buy me a beer! kek.
Has someone archived this yet?
>>683016162
Thanks for checking them, bro, you da best wingman I ever had on 4chan!
>>683015977
>>683016277
FUCK DO YOU SEE THAT BRO?!
>>683014449
Married for 10 years, fuck ~3-6x/week.
Easy there buddy.
As for general tips, a lot of it has already been said, but I'll give you my advice.
1) Find out what she likes, tell her what you like. The two of you can develop your tastes to one another. Over the years my wife and I have been fucking, we've done public fucking, sub/dom/light bdsm, anal, squirting, and so much more. We go through phases on what we do, but it's always together and it's always fuckin hot as shit.
2) Take your time on foreplay, for both of your sakes. I personally don't like getting oral as much as giving it: it feels good enough and my wife is good, but I'd much rather eat her out. Both holes are good, don't be a bitch.
3) Talk during sex; if you're in the mood to use her, tell her, and if she thinks it's hot, fuckin use her. Spank, slap, pull hair, go to town. Or if they want something else and it's not what you like, start off with what they want and just evolve over the course of the fuck session. We usually fuck for ~5 minutes-45 minutes, depending on how much time we've got.
4) Do as much foreplay and shit during the day as possible. Constantly playing grab-ass is a great way to keep her ready to fuck at any time. My wife usually can't keep her hands off me by the end of the day.
Pic related, hope you all enjoy.
>>683016277
Checkd
>>682989153
>Do you bang girls? Do you have many years of experience?
>Do you bang girls?
>Do you have many years of experience?
Is this a job interview?
>>683015977
One other thought before I go eat some prunes so I can shit tomorrow (lol), you're still young, /b/ro, there is lots of pussy ahead - unless you get lucky and meet your soul-mate. Some dudes do. I don't want to denigrate the idea of finding one person to spend you life with. it just didn't work out for me or any of my buddies.
Life is a fun journey. Sex is like the Whipped Cream on top of the Sundae. Who doesn't like that??
>>683016529
It could be. Ever gone anal friend?
>>683016529
>>683016724
kek. epic thread.
>>683016724
My last girlfriend like getting her asshole licked whenever I went down on her but I never fucked her in the ass.
>>683016605
Bon apetit bro. I think I met my soulmate, but still, because I didn't experience anything else, I may not even be able to appreciate it properly. I love her, so I won't do anything to hurt her, but who knows what will happen in the future. I may be wrong, I will remember everything you wrote and the dubs we got together. Have a great day and night, it was a pleasure posting with you.
>>683017083
Same here. We'll meet in /b/ro heaven (which I just realized probably is in some basement where they only serve hot pockets... fuck..!)
Later.
my only tip is don't listen to these faggots eating pussy is for cucks
>>683017274
Don't worry, basements are my thing, I'm a /g/entooman after all, I'll show you around the best basements I know! See ya in bro heaven!
>>683017393
Says a guy who probably never tasted the sweet roastbeef heaven that is pussy
>>683017593
>sweet roastbeef heaven that is pussy
I'm writing this down and using in the future. Who am I to quote? My sides...
Had sex with only 4 different girls since I was 13. 2 were long term relationships one was a fat girl I fucked about 3 times, and the 4th, but my first was a chain smoking 15 year old. Just left a 4 year relationship in november due to my mental stability, I'm on a slippery slope downhill and I feared I might kill my fiance at the time and my daughter if I stayed. If I could pick up anything I know now, it'd be I have absolutely no concern about sex anymore and if I have it or not, I hate physical skin to skin contact. I go all retarded whenever someone touches my bare skin, fucked up noises included.
>>683017752
I'll preferrably stay anon since I've earlier talked about anal and fingering myself. Just call me s
Swefag
>>683017796
Tell me just one thing - did the girl cum like crazy because she didn't know if you'll kill her or not during sex? I must know.
>>683017593
shit tastes disgusting even more so than that description " sweet roastbeef heaven " its piss and yeast discharge you are tasting lel
>>683018032
GdańskOP here, I will quote you as The Swefag.
>>683018162
What kind of rank girls do you meet Anon. Geez! Ask them to take a shower once in a while
>>683018190
Dziekuje! I think that's how it is spelled. Damn polish is hard
>>683018162
Also! Roastbeef is frigging delish! Try it sometime
>>683018099
No, I only fucked her just so she'd leave me alone, she wanted to feel loved, I wanted to be left alone. Only got myself off, then left the room. Heard rumors she was sleeping with other guys towards the end of out relationship, I didn't care, I wasn't fucking her, I was leaving anyways.
>>683018847
You spelled it correctly! It seems to be one of the hardest languages, but I must say that when I heard swedish for the first time it seemed also insanely hard to pronounce.
>>683019153
This doesn't help me much, I look for information on how being a psycho influences the orgasm count in girls. Anyways, thanks and good luck, I hope you'll get better with your problems.
>>683001272
She gets sore pretty easily due to how easily Ibottom her out (which she loves)
>>683001441
>4 months
It shows too nignog
>>683019823
Why not apply some gel and fuck moar?
I'd like to thank every single anon that contributed, one of the best threads I've ever seen. I salute you guys.
>>683003372
>>683003372
Balls can't even compare to constant pelvic contact. Also I already bottom her out. In doggie I can't go full tilt due to size.
>stupid cum face
Nigger I love her so much and find her orgasm face the sexiest thing. Your loss
Old man here
If it flies, Floats, or fucks, LEASE IT!
>>683005576
It was 100 dumbfuck
>>683016980
Epic opportunity fail
