Help me /b/
I went all alpha and don't know what the hell I'm doing. What do i say next?
I'll show you how to take it
>>682969321
send her boner
>>682969555
Checked
Order her around dipshit, like an alpha would. Just command and conquer, pretend she is a slave. Also make her work towards a goal (your satisfaction) to fullfill that need she has. Also post wins
>>682969321
You'll take it in every hole I want you to.
Also show her feet, you fairy.
"you aren't complaining. so i'm clearly re tapping into something you're enjoying."
"kek. 4chan dared me"
>>682969321
>went all alpha
>better ask /b/
>>682969321
post older message history
>>682969670
Put the fedora down, junior. No bitch likes a long winded pretentious cunt
Tell her "I'm going to tell you how you're going to take it"
>>682969670
>re tapping
This isn't Magic: The Gathering, mother fucker.
>>682969555
Trips of truth, deliver OP
>>682969321
No respond with "youll take it the same why youll take this dick ;)"
>>682970085
Way*
![3144[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LVD1ft7.jpg "3144[1].jpg")
>>682969670
lmao "tapping into"
fuck outta here Criss Angel
>>682969719
Deliver faggot
>>682969321
Why is there an ad at the bottom?
>>682969670
This isn't Friday Night Magic, fagwalker.
>>682969321
You take it up the ass that's how you take it
>>682969719
Lol'd pretty hard
>>682970085
Faggot here means "You'll take it the same way you'll take this". Send a dick pic. Unless you got a 2 incher.
Cry and kill yourself if that's the case. Cause it'll never get in her.
>>682969321
Look, what I'm trying to say to you, is that with my exceptional mind, and the dutch courage bestowed by my old friend jack (JD whiskey; 2 year vintage.), I'd say I'm... quite the opponent for you, hun.
You see, I understand women on a level none of my beta peers could possibly comprehend. Over the past, say... decade or so, while most brutish men are out playing neanderthal, childish "sports" making fools of themselves, I have been... studying, or researching, if you will. I have been roleplaying as women on MMORPG games for quite some time, now. This invaluable insight has helped me learn what it truly means to be a woman. To have her wants, her needs, and even her oh-so-secret desires.
The alpha wolf is here. and he's hungry for a mate. I know exactly what a dame like you wants, and I know how to give it to you (that wasn't a sexual innuendo btw, I'm not a perverted misogynist like most men. I meant I'd give you anything you demanded, because I respect you as a woman).
Earlier texts
>>682971122
>>682971122
Memphfrica
>>682971253
This was before the last one
>>682971438
Last part
>>682971438
cont pls
>>682971568
you can not fuck this up anon, she is a keeper and you know it.
whats your relationship with that chick? that was real quick
She seems somewhat interested, maybe try to be a bit less dominant and then slowly ramp up ?
>>682969321
Ask her if she wants to be told how to please you.
show that ass pic faggot
>>682972053
>maybe try to be a bit less dominant
are you out of your mind?
lol , your intro was soo bad :p
still your damage control was good.
>>682970475
Help me
>>682972053
Way to betafag, betacuck.
>>682971952
this
>>682969670
what are you tapping into over there, long island medium?
>>682972161
THIS: >>682972092
>>682969719
Kek
that is phat. When you down to fuck?
>>682972161
bit of a chub, make her feel insecure
>>682972161
that is the most horrendous ass I have ever seen in my fucking life
kill yourself
>>682969456
first post best post
>>682972092
THIS
>>682969321
clearly has low self-esteem
exploit to your benefit and post pics
>>682972161
Jesus Christ. Abort now.
>>682972161
Gross
>>682972446
>>682972161
this is what a feminist butt looks like
>>682972672
I'd cover it in whipped cream and eat a cherry after putting it up her rectum
i'll show you how to take it
>>682972161
Man the harpoons
Send her to David Johns Locker
>>682972161
abooooort
>>682972944
KEK
>>682969321
What's the name of the app you're using OP?
I see ads at the bottom which suggests this some type of texting/calling app
why dont you take it in the butt faggot op
unistall life
Fuck
>>682972161
a pussy is a pussy, if she is fun fuck her
>>682971119
This isn't a fucking cringe thread you cocksucker
>>682973645
man you're a faggot
>>682973645
LOL
>>682973645
You're fucking retarded. Like straight up got the 'tism.
>>682973645
Nice
>>682973645
>>682973645
>idk how to take it
>ILL TELL YOU HOW TO TAKE IT
>>682973645
I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO TAKE IT
not
i will tell you how to take it, cause now you have to tell her how to take it dumbass
>>682973645
Nice one. Now just send her a dick pic and ask if she can handle it
>>682973645
Show instead of tell
>>682973645
This is perfect. Not tell your want to stick your dick up in her butt
>>682974548
what about game of show AND tell?
because this is elementary shit, son
how is she gonna take it OP?
>inb4 OP bailed
>>682974619
However I want?
No response yet. I'm scared. Hold me.
>>682972452
moon sand ass
>>682974823
However I want is good. don't freak out OP, you're doing good
>>682974823
Brace yourself anon
>>682974823
I belive in you op! You can do this!
>>682973795
You should relax some more I think. I'm just trying to offer some advice to a rookie. If you and I were in a bar right now, I'd strike at you with a Tiger Claw Kung Fu (Fu Jow Pai) sweeping kick and you'd be humiliated in front of every woman in there. So know your place, kid.
>>682974823
you've gotten much farther than most of us have, don't freak out and say 'however I want'
>>682975299
holy fuck the cringe
>>682975299
Don't forget your katana and fedora
>>682975299
>Tiger Claw Kung Fu (Fu Jow Pai)
maximum kek
>>682975559
>>682975623
When newfags can't recognize bait. Lurk more faggots
>>682973645
You should have not answered her. Its better to not take her seriously if she asks a question or gives a thought that you know she wont like the response.
Would have been better to tell her to take off the panties. Shes a fat land whale anyways. She would probably fit into whatever container you put her in. Any large container.
>>682975299
You're like some walking talking copypasta dubs monster
>>682975299
Cringed at King fu
>totally doesn't sound like a skinny white beta faggot trying to act tough anonymously
>>682975299
> I'd strike at you with a Tiger Claw Kung Fu (Fu Jow Pai) sweeping kick and you'd be humiliated in front of every woman in there. So know your place, kid.
fucking kek
>>682975681
I always rise to the opportunity to make fun of people. Why don't you go fuck yourself you neckbeard retard. I'll respond to whatever i want
>>682975623
A man who forgets his hat is no real man at all. And I don't bring my katana unless I was going into battle. It's illegal to carry swords around in public in my country and you can get arrested. Katanas are not toys.
>>682975299
nothin personal, kid.
>>682969719
kek'd hard mate!
>>682976068
Touche
>>682969321
Tell her "not worth the effort" and then never speak to her again. Just disappear. Refuse to even acknowledge her existence.
Alpha as fuck.
>>682975299
Faaaaaaaaaaaag
>>682972053
>let her peg you
cuck detected
>>682972161
There is no help for you.
This is a desperate hambeast.
You best best is to go completely alpha and then take her
It's what she wants.
>>682975299
>>682972452
>>682972161
I'll help you. Just forget about it. There ya go
>>682976107
>personal
>not personnel
