Alright /b/:
We´re all in a plane that is falling into the ground. There´s an engine problem and we´re irremediably going to die.
What are your last words?
"I´m just glad I´m taking you all fuckers with me. I love you."
>>682968945
fuck her in the pussy
>>682969018
Faggot
>>682968945
Can i take a milky coffee please?
>>682968945
The plane just becomes a glider and can still go pretty far OP, and if it is a multi engine plane it can run on one engine. Source: I am a pilot.
>>682968945
"It is just an engine problem. We will glide downwards, land safely and will die at old age."
>>682969338
Please save us!
>>682969338
thats more than 3 words
>>682968945
"well. this was a waste of time."
>>682969423
OK, but I am sure the two pilots in charge of the plane are doing that anyways.
I HATE YOU ALL
>>682968945
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!
Ein volk, ein reich, ein fuhrer.
>>682968945
>Klaatu Narata Necktie
>>682968945
>"Bush did it"
>>682968945
I am taking the last parachute fags!
who gives a fuck?
>>682968945
THEY EXPECT ALL OF US IN THE WRECKAGE, BROTHERS
>>682968945
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
or
niggers tongue my anus
>>682969996
If only those 6s were 9s
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>682968945
"it's a fucking narrowbody you can glide this bitch son of a -"
>>682969996
I´d normally tell you to kill yourself, but we´re all gonna die anyway
>>682970124
Holy fuck quints would be amazing
>>682968945
4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42
"op is a fag" cos op is a fag
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>>682970737
GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.
PRAISE THE EMPEROR
BATTLE BROTHER
Come fly with me, let's fly, fly away
If I get dubs we all live. If I get trips the plane keeps on falling only on fire.
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each pokemon to understand
The power that's inside
[Chorus]
Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! It's you and me
I know it's my destiny,
Pokemon! Oh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon! A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through,
You teach me and I'll teach you,
Pokemon! Gotta catch'em all
[Chorus]
Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face.
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place.
Come with me,
The time is right,
There's no better team.
Arm in arm we'll win the fight!
It's always been our dream!
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>>682968945
Fuck her right in the pussy
>>682971809
Pathetic.
>>682968945
Hold my beer, i got this!
*rushes to cockpit*
Not joking, there needs to be a major clusterfuck to prevent me from landing relatively safely.
did i leave the stove on?
>>682968945
The blacks are responsible for all crime in America.
>>682972665
Everything burns, anon. Everything.
Maybe next time !
Or more seriously/
"It's been quite a ride, I still got stuff to do, but that will be it"
>>682968945
Hope someone deletes all the porn from my PC!!
>>682968945
ALLAH AKBAH!
>jump onto my praying rug when plane is 3ft off the ground
No, aim for the south tower, ahmed
Would just be grunting a little whilst fucking the hottest girl I Could find on the plane, no?
>>682968945
Fuck last words, Rape the flight attendants
NOTICE ME ALLAHU SENPAI
>>682969494
nowhere in OP's post did it he say it has to be 3 words. Idjit.
>>682974883
Oh my god. My sideways
>>682974699
This. Or just just the hottedt girls on the plane generally. Flight attendants are not always the most attractive.
>>682968945
Sorry dude, I fucked your mom
>>682970011
kek
>>682970439
fuck you hurley
>>682968945
"Is 'irremediably' even a word?"
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there...
Use a fat cunt as a cushion and jump out, problem solved.
>ALAHU AKBAAAAAAAR!!!!