Waifu Claiming thread
>Pretend to be normal edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort.
>Take your porn, suggestive themes and ERP elsewhere.
>Insult other waifu
>Get buttmad
>Keep RP to a minimum.
>Ignore the RP
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: Have fun!
Forever lurking
https://youtu.be/u8faH18iOJg
>>682909677
I don't know why. It's not particularly interesting to only lurk.
>>682909502
I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING PLEASE CONTINUE
>>682909677
I don't think you've told one person to kill themselves today. Are you feeling alright?
aizawa claim
Hey everyone!
>>682909520
She usually bulshits with things to sound impressive
>>682909550
Nah nigga, you aint, tell me your problems
>>682909762
Damn nigga slow down, besides its not like I can give the D
still here
and
>>682909603
what do you mean
Akiko claimed
>>682908785
I got the day off and I woke up 50 minutes ago so life hasn't had the chance to ruin my day yet. I'm good is not a bit tired. What's meh?
>>682908901
Maybe, but if you don't know it hen you it shouldn't bother you
>>682908950
Oh no, by bumping head I mean't dozing off and headbutting whatever surface is in front of me. Right now that is my keyboard
>>682909125
It comes down to personal preference but there's no denying he was a great and influential artist
>>682909161
Just regular morning stuff, drinking some tea and taking it slow
What are you up to?
>>682909285
French is a bitch to learn. It uses weird structures and all kinds of exceptions
But in a country this small and this many outside influences you pick it up anyway. Every nglish show has french and dutch subs
>50% of your goddamn screen
It's harder for native French speakers to pick up English though since they have their shows dubbed in French
>Atomium happened to be a fantastically neat structure that overlapped into my love for science.
Those are some good interests you have there
You can actually go inside and have some pancakes at the top. Typical belgian ingenuity
Shiragami Youko claimed.
>>682909727
>hilarious
>not unnerving
https://www.nyfa.edu/student-resources/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ManRay2.jpg
>>682909604
>>682909865
>>682909916
Just ex stuff, finally decided to remove her from all contacts after being reminded why I despise her
Usually feel like this after putting too much thought into ex
>>682909916
He was an okay painter.
>>682909969
I thought you were going to find guro of Spike...
cmaaaaaaan
>>682909762
About time someone claimed her.
>>682909868
this
>say no to erp
>>682909916
Just editing videos at the moment.
Deciding to break lurk for a little bit to see what everyone is up to.
Misato Katsuragi is the only true waifu
>>682909868
Lol, I didn't know being german was impressive
>>682909916
Oh I see! I only do that sorta stuff when I'm driving unfortunately
>>682909423
Well then sleep with your lewd ass, we were talking about giving vs. receiving head. I vote giving
Also claiming
>>682910088
>>682909868
>not like i can give the D
why, why not?
FUCK SLOWING DOWN ITS GO TIME
>>682909868
nah its nothing big
>>682909916
Bothers me a little
Bad troll is bad.. I'm going to lurk intensively and quit feeding. Find something stimulating.
>>682909916
>50% of your goddamn screen
I love subtitles, honestly.
I watch everything with subtitles.
My Aunt was almost completely deaf from birth, and when I lived with her for some time, everything had subtitles. Now, I end up reading the subtitles more than I do watching the show, and I feel lost if I don't have them.
For me it's like reading a book, with visual aid.
>You can actually go inside and have some pancakes at the top.
No kidding? I think I found my dream.
>>682910143
ayyyy
seriously tho, hotaru is top tier.
>>682910143
>>682909868
I agree, refuse the temptation of ERP yuno!
>>682910157
Shes odd
>>682910241
It's fun teasing you
>Cant into erp
>>682910243
It always starts off small
>>682910501
HOW DO I EVEN ERP I CANT EVEN
>>682909969
>>682910186
Well that's not nice
>>682910363
Well, you're in luck faggot. Real life calls. I can't spend all night downloading gore to offend you pansy asses. Got pussy to attend to
>>682910363
https://discord.gg/0xtpdUtaIH4ZfOU8
Go here, this is an exciting thing but not really.
Rory claimed
>>682910624
This isn't even amusing. Just boring.
"Oh, i'll post distasteful pictures"
Good job troll. Good job. Youuu got us.
I doubt you're any flavor of old fag. Any proper old fag would pick up how to properly bother people by osmosis. This is just pathetic flailing.
But byeeee
>>682910592
UJGAJHGGJGUJUJGGUJG
>>682910805
>>682910592
Aren't all old people
>how do I even ERP
I DUNNO DUDE, ILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I FIND OUT
>>682910076
Oh man it took me 2 years before I could make that step. It was really hard to let her go mostly because of the way she broke up with me. I never regretted it though, and 2 years later I'm finally ready to start something serious again
>>682910087
On this we can agree
>>682910143
Editing for fun or for work? We getting a link once you're done?
>>682910157
That sounds dangerous. How's that car horn working for an alarm though?
>>682910243
Well you can always vacuum. That always sets my thoughts straight when I'm in this lazy mood and it also makes your floors clean
>>682910476
I've actually become a really fast reader because of it. When I learned to read I'd sit in front of the TV and try to read the subtitles out loud before they disappeared. My parents encouraged that and now I can read faster than I can talk.
>No kidding? I think I found my dream.
You should expect nothing less from Belgians. It's actually a pretty neat restaurant
http://www.brusselslife.be/sites/default/files/gallery/atomium_restaurant_03.jpg
>>682910592
It will be fine and ERP is awkward dont attempt it
>>682910488
She is pretty cute, I should get around to finishing it.
>It's a Friday
>Eh why not
>>682910501
>>682910592
>How do erp
You don't. Heh
I have pretty much zero idea. I either find it cringe or just weird. Not saying I hate it, but it just annoys me to see new people come in expecting this to be a lewd erp fuckfest and thats all they know.
>>682910624
ok have fun with your cat i guess
>>682910871
THIS IS NOT FAIR
>>682910921
ERP IS TOTALLY OK WITH ME
>>682910892
its 1 am im not running the vacuum
>>682910794
Don't tempt me to change my mind you fucking retard. Not only did I decide to lay off, I even let you know so people that got scared off would return. I could always dump guro I've already got instead... Max the image limit of every thread you make in minutes. Or I could go on my merry way
>>682910892
Goddamn that restaurant looks rad as fuck.
I had a similar experience with the subtitles, trying to convince myself to get used them, and now I too can read faster than talk.
>>682910875
Na fuck that
>Done erp once privately
>Felt nothing while other wet themself intensly
I just dun get it
>>682910892
7 years man... I could have proposed to her by now
>>682910921
Oh believe me I have done it privately once.. meh..
>>682910953
I have felt nothing, did it once private. I dont get it
>>682911001
#rekt
>>682911079
>well you're in luck faggot
>Real life calls
>not only did I decide to lay off
>I even let you know
>I could always dump guro I've already got instead
How's that real life doin', mate?
>>682910892
For fun, really
>Getting a link
lolno
>>682911079
>i will max image limit i swear
eh go for it dude
i dont care
>>682911090
Some people enjoy it i guess.
>>682911090
:C
>>682911090
dont propose. it's only been 7 years. Have you ever had a large disagreement? Faced any difficult trials? Make difficult decisions?
The problem with people getting married these days is they do not know how to co-exist as partners. They believe in love and romance over friendship and support.
If you get jealous when you see your spouse flirting, you do not have a secure enough relationship to even consider marriage.
just as an example
It is not time or quantity that defines, but quality.
>>682911281
All around me, nigga. It doesn't just go away because I type on my phone.
>>682911001
Well you are lewd
>>682911090
Its just awkward
>>682910892
I haven't hit my head on it yet haha, and its kinda weird, like I'll struggle with my eyes closing but when they close its just a picture of what im already seeing if that makes sense
>>682910921
True
>>682910953
Same, I feel like its way more awkward watching it than it is actually in it. Like i'd be down to cyber a hot babearoony, but not here
it's 4am and I'm not going to sleep because I have no job. Hi everyone
>>682911314
Yeah, least I got to please someone but eh
>>682911347
Sorry toots
>>682911427
Hmm yes, I could imagine the person schlicking themselves while Im here like "wtf did I just typed" its whatever.
>>682911369
>on mobile
Now you could be an incredible edgelord while on the move, as well!
How far technology has come!
>>682911079
I'm actually kind of addicted to porn, so....
But I'mma peace out, gonna go play Skyrim for a while before bed. Goodnight all!
>>682909734
Idk, it might just be me then.
>>682909782
No.
But you should kys.
>>682911090
>other wet themself intensely
I could dig that if it turned out the other person liked it. But here no way jose
>>682910624
All I got was
>Im too lazy to follow through on my threat, Ima go pay for a hooker and get her to hug me while I cry and jizz myself
>>682911353
My brother got married after 5 years. They decided to have kids before getting married. They are in a rough patch, but they are so happy with their decisions. Sometimes you just know.
>>682911521
eventually you will convert
also nah i touch myself all the time doesn't matter what im talking about
i just get bored
>>682911427
i accept that
Stop feeding the bad troll. He is some butthurt waifu claimer that does not enjoy the flames when they post lewd and ERP.
>>682911020
>1 am
>what are timezones
Yea that limits your options a bit
Maybe catch some sleep? Not saying I want you gone or anything but sleep is generally a good way to kill time
>>682911081
Restaurant is pretty dank, bartender was a faggot though
Reading faster than you can talk is something not many people seem to be able to do. I always pity dyslexic people because reading is just as much if not more fun than watching a movie
>>682911090
Shit man that hurts. My longest was 2 years and a bit, she was the only girl besides my sister I ever truly loved. But she was a control freak, and I'm neither submissive nor dominant. She couldn't handle that adn freaked out when I didn't obey her. I think she didn't want a boyfriend but a dog. She broke up with me by text saying "I don't feel anything anymore so it's pointless to continue". I was standing at the bus stop next to her house where I had just visited her when I got that. I never saw her again Messed me up big time. I never got to look her in the eyes one last time and say goodbye. To this day I'm not sure wether I still love her or not
>>682911481
Isn't that called the stopped clock illusion?
Anyway that's pretty irresponsible of you Koko
I expect no less
>>682911314
Well good luck with whatever you're making there
>lolno
boo
>>682911560
Will do.
But hey, the /waifu/ hug box is always here for you. Or at least i, for some reason, have developed a fondness of you.
Even though all you do is tell me to kill myself.
Hmm...
I'm going to blame it on a feeling of comradery from having similar tastes of music, for my own sanity.
Just a quick reminder
Do not feed the bad troll. They are trolling badly. Do not encourage shit shitposting.
>>682911521
well new term for female masturbation learned thanks for that
>>682911700
good
>>682911799
naw i cant sleep until im out of it
>>682912013
i think he likes you and is just being tsundere as usual
>lurking rattles
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>>682912192
woah cool
did you buy a 4chan pass
>>682912180
Nah i think he dislikes me greatly. All good though, life goes on.
>Rattle rattle
>>682912247
kek
>>682911799
Is it? I never heard of that, ill look it up though
>I expect no less
Call me....irresponsible
>>682912099
>iFunny
Fuckin kek
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>>682912355
fucking lost
to myself
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>>682912398
cool
>>682911353
The thing is.. since we're a year apart, she graduated, went to college/work while I was still in highschool. Our communication pretty much died from there on and when I tried setting up a date I'll get the excuse that shes busy, time after time I just got sick of it, it didnt felt like a relationship anymore so I broke it off.... more time passe we be on and off, the only thing that kept me coming back were those random spikes where she send me a pic of her self or ACTUALY wanting to see me, most of the time it gets cancelled on some unforunaite events (sick, family shit, etc).. last year I discovered her twitter/instagram and it shows her hanging out with her college friends, I did not like that one bit, I try asking her out once more to a date.. SAME excuse, so I complained how she has time for them but not for me but all I get is shes some stupid president of an anime club.. bullshit I broke it off and then what? She moves on to another fucking guy a month later and here I am suicidal and shit
Sorry to walltext this but there is too much details and I rather not go too much into it.. sorry if it doesnt make too much sense
>>682911640
I wouldnt erp here dont worry
>>682911700
Now I think of that old ass song where she said "when I think of you I touch myself"
>>682911799
I tell my friends Im over her but I dont think i ever will be
>>682912077
Welcome
Someones being too edgy tonight, I guess.
Did you forget that we dont care about inage limit?
6 images. Well done.
>>682912099
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>>682912152
You know, as someone with a passing interest in at least looking at those types of pictures, can you upscale the quality?
Thanks.
>>682912508
Hmmm.. intriguing but highly disturbing..
>>682912077
i have a couple ones for female masturbation
>>682912429
I DONT WANT, ANYBODY ELSE, WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I TOUCH MYSELF
https://youtu.be/RP5_g6bYT2Q
>>682912077
>checked
I'm sure you'll pull through somehow
>>682912320
Ever noticed when you glance at a clock the first second seems longer than the rest. I think it's something like that
>Call me....irresponsible
kek
>>682912429
Wounds heal but scars remain. I don't think we ever get over anyone we ever genuinely loved. But that's okay, those experiences make us who we are in the end.
>>682912433
CRAWLING IN MY CRAWL
>>682912285
he just says he does, like he does with everyone
>rattles
I
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Is this bait?
>>682912797
thats actually really fucking cool dude
anymore?
>>682912706
i dont doubt it
>>682912733
yeah i will
>>682912817
he could at least put her head down
I've lurked these threads a few times but never posted in them, since I've never seen her claimed I'll just do this now so she'll be mine.
>Mizore claimed.
>>682912858
I do agree there. Body horror can be cool, and body repurposing is amazing
>>682912797
saved
these threads have been kinda slow and boring but i guess guro is ok
>>682912797
Shit, that's actually awesome
>>682912706
Not sure if serious. Had someone legit shlick themselves to me, not sure how to feel on that
>>682912733
I thought we could restore our relation (not as bf/gf) and I wouldnt mind her anymore but at the same time I wanted her to suffer the way I did by feeling unwanted and ignored by ignoring her
>>682912934
Excellent taste, welcome aboard
>>682912904
are you implying that i should be doing something else with my time? c:
>>682912754
Nahh i think he dislikes me. I talk too much sometimes.
>Rattle
>>682912797
Now that's just interesting.
Also, thanks for better res pics.
>>682912968
thats peanutbutter and not even the good kind
>>682912429
Go get em tigero
>>682912733
Oh yeah that! I remember learning about that, but I forget the science behind it.
>glad you got my reference
>>682913049
Not even in the mood, dunno if anon has steam or skype
>>682912991
>legit schlick themselves to me
Mr. Pussy Crusher over here
>koko
>>682912934
hello
>>682913008
Well you are lewd so I figure you would have a few names for screaming meat
>>682913009
idk man
>confused rattle
>>682913058
did she like bite off his dick?
I don't understand what this troll is trying to do.
>>682913119
Is it bad that the blood coming out of the spinal cord is the part of that picture that bothers me the most because it's incorrect?...
>>682913215
What can I say, I'm hella fine when I cut my hair
>>682912991
Those are some relatable feels man. I'm glad I haven't had a relationship ruin things for me like that yet but I have major trust issues and emotional detachment issues so building serious relationships isn't easy for me anyway. I just hope it doesn't hurt as bad as it used to
>>682913049
It's something about your brain replacing the image you missed while glancing witht the first thin you see, making it appear slightly longer
Yea I got that reference, how could I not?
>>682913152
well doesn't that suck for her
>>682913261
Reach the image cap, as if thatd do something lol
>>682913342
You stud
hey guys what i miss?
>>682912991
Thank you.
>>682913226
Hello.
Sup
>>682913634
I'm already bad at this.
>>682913432
I get told to move on (heheh fuck you..)
I dont think I can find someone else.. I mean shit this is my first ever girlfriend and she came to me, confessed to me. When I confronted my first girl before her, I got rejected so that really hit me and made me hesistent with girls.. for so long I forgot how to even talk to girls and with these beta stories and such it makes me even less comfortable cause I'll think "jeez ima be one of those awkward cucks.." because I cant read their mind to know if Im making them uncomfortable and they're faking to not be rude
>>682913530
lel
>>682913645
whats gud?
>>682913634
>>682913661
You'll get the hang of it soon enough, how are ya?
>>682913226
>screaming meat
wut
>>682912991
i touch myself all the time, like whenever i get bored i'll just put a hand down there.
don't take itpersonal
>>682913645
'Morning(?) Kazuki. How goes?
>>682913724
>don't take itpersonal
I cant help but think "pssh nothin personnel kid"
LMAO
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>>682913674
>Real life calls. I can't spend all night downloading gore to offend you pansy asses. Got pussy to attend to
You wanna talk dude?
I'm down for a chat
>>682913634
how are you
>>682913661
and its fine
>>682913645
hello
>>682913724
a name for the vagoo
>>682913735
what lol
>>682913661
It takes some getting used to. Youll get there.
>>682913604
We have a guro poster. Some of it is pretty cool.
>>682913781
whats the point of this even? There is no brain to process what it happening to the body
>>682913834
>what is that from holy shit
>>682913432
Oooooooh yeah! shit, I don't remember where I learned that, but it was a kickass show
>>682913604
A bad troll
>>682913661
Kek
>>682913838
Nope, neglecting people in my life because idiots on the Internet chose to flame instead of accepting the boon I offered
>>682913874
High maintenance flesh light, maybe?
>Shizuru
>>682913958
doesnt that make you the idiot in all of this tho
>>682913834
Shadowdarke? I love that hedgehog!
>posted my personnel favourite
>>682913907
A bad edgy Original Sonic character.
>Rory-sama
>>682913719
>>682913849
Doing good, watching Black Lagoon, rereading Rosario, grabbing pictures of Mizore.
>>682913912
I cringed at myself.
>>682913958
You sort of lightened up the thread, actually.
>>682913724
>stick a hand down there when bored
Girls do that?
>>682913858
Thats not even gore man cmon
I dont know whats with this guro,but i am enjoying it.
>>682913719
>>682913727
>>682913849
Nothing much, just woke up
you?
>>682914001
muffet is getting tired of being claimed
claimed anyways
>>682913854
>>682913912
Oh, how lovely, now i can save more gore porn to my system and talk about my infatuation with 2d images.
>>682914138
Ahh black lagoon, thats a fun one to watch
>>682914174
Eating cake, listening to music
>>682914089
Eh, my gf likes my shitposting. Not gonna let you fags make a liar outta me, that would be more idiotic
>>682914138
We all forget the pic, no need to worry haha
>>682914140
Thats true, he did
>>682914148
yeah dude all the time.
>>682913849
never heard that
>>682913834
*sheathes my katana*
>>682914174
Some newfag got butthurt that we use names more or less. We told him he's a newfag and now this.
And i agree. It's mildly interesting. I've just been looking at all the pictures really.
>i come back and image limit still isn't reached
>>682913645
hey claw
>>682914325
*It was a hologram*
>>682913958
>gets offended on the internet
>>682914401
cap us off, guro-chan
>>682914347
This "newfag" would be gone, but you fags have to pick at me even as I said I was gonna leave you alone.
>>682914292
>>682914450
try harder pls
>>682914316
Post a frame of the scene in the bath, where you can see her tits
I was hanging out all series for that shot
