State your job, salary, and age
>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.75/hr
>37
Valve technician. 22. 65k per year.
>>682856532
0$/hr
29
>>682856532
Unemployed 29 years if age
Ice cream man.
Depends on the season.
On a good summer day, I can make upwards of $300.
On a slow winter day, I might make $45.
Made a videogame, around 1 mil a year.
>Chef
>Wendy's
Pick one
3rd shift hotel desk clerk. 20. $10.75/hr and all the gross breakfast food I can eat.
>>682856532
>Unemployed
>26
>college grad
Doing nothing but look for jobs, lurk, play videya and most recent taking care of my family new month old pupper
>>682856532
.NET/database developer 20, 21.50hr
>chef's apprentice at wendy's
>5/hr
>37
BMW technician. $18hr. 21.
IT (networking + IP phones)
31k /yr
29
feelsbad
>>682857199
>Ice cream man
>Works in winter
You either live in a decent climate or you are itching for a pedophilia fix way too hard.
stay at home dad
$6.50 ph. (government paid)
Catering
$12 an hour
>>682857237
what game?
>>682856532
>HVAC student
>Unemployed
>19
>>682856532
Weed man
50 to 200 a week
22
Tech Support
47K a yr
27
>>682857615
oh actually its $11.25 ph
>>682856532
Stay at home dad
vidya, a great body and good vibes
32
>>682857580
South Carolina so...
Could be both kek.
But no, it's not too bad here in the winter, you'd be surprised at how many mexicans want ice cream when it's cold.
Cashier at Meijer
$9/hr
20
>>682856532
>drug dealer
>18
>500-2000$ a week
Storage worker
25,15 $/hr
25yrs
>>682856532
>Erotic actress
>Daddy's forever love
>11
>>682856532
if you work at wendys you aren't a fucking chef
>>682857677
Forgot to say age
19
>>682856532
>God
>No need for mortal possessions
>infinite and eternal
$12 ph, mostly nothing, sitting on my ass at home. sleeping in and playing ps3.
>>682856532
shouldn't this chef be about 43 by now?
Lube tech
19
12/hr
Maintenance man in a mentally ill establishment.
$10.00 and hour.
34.
storage admin
62000/yr
30yrs
Mechanic
$18.50/hr
26
>>682856532
Blaster 125k a year 23
>>682857924
Kek'd
Data engineer $135k /yr
>>682856532
LOL
>Chef
>>682856532
>Firefighter
>46k
>23
>>682857841
What is meijer
Visy board 90k a year $35 ph AUD
Supervisor in local government office, 50, 34 dollars an hour..
>>682856532
>Data Manager and Utility Office Person
>14/hr
>24
$125 ph
nothing won the lottery 20k a month for life.
i literally do nothing.
>>682858239
midwestern supermarket
11th grade US history teacher
62K
27
>>682858239
A grocery store chain based in Michigan.
College dropout
Auto Sales
$73k last year
26
Why do i get the feeling 90% of us are lying?
>12.50 an hour/25 hours a week
>600 bucks a month from BAH
>23
>>682858409
What chain?
>>682858501
Because 100% of us are
>>682856532
18. Host. $7.25
>>682856532
Customer service. 39. 59k/year...Last job was as a Barista at Sbux
>>682856532
>Nanny
>$20CAD/hr
>19
>>682858555
what do you mean? it is a chain, like kroger
Forklift operator
$23,95/hr
22
100% disability rating from va
2900/month
27
>>682856532
>Student
>Haven't been working cause school
>Got summer job. 100 dollars per job plus tip.
>200 dollars a day on average, but don't work every day
>going to school for stem
>big bucks coming one day
>>682858555
Meijer is privately traded and independent. Source: I work there
>>682858494
Most probably are. I have no reason to lie but some people will feel superior if they lie about their income on an anonymous message board
>Operations Manager of a Guitar Center
>46k
>23
>>682857237
you look hot af
> 40,000 usd per year.
> Dept manager in retail in co.
> 27.
> Feels bad man
>>682858837
That's kinda sad. Does it cover all your costs?
sysadmin
$98,000/year
23
>>682856532
>chef
>Wendy's
Pick one.
>inb4 i'm not a fry cook
>Journeyman plumber
>$9.00/hr
>42
>>682858884
Oh well, whatever makes them feel good about themselves
>>682858798
That require any certification?
Or did they just throw you in a forklift, tell you to get gud, and pay you 24 bucks an hour?
>>682857199
Ice cream men work in the winter?
>>682858127
what is a blaster and why do you get 125k year
>>682859187
Weather permitting, but yes.
For some reason, people still want cold ice cream in the winter.
web developer
50k + bonuses
28
>>682859045
it's not too sad because it means i can have stability while i venture into game development.
2900 is not like a super lot in seattle/surrounding area. i live alone so it's really just average
>>682859091
In the US at least, it's hard to be under 25 making over $60-70k unless you have a skill or went to a top 30 school. Other than that you start from the bottom with just a Bachelor's
Fleet Manager
23
$75k
>>682859354
He doesn't. Definitely possible one day but not at 23
>>682859416
Awh! That's good to hear! Best of luck with your game dev.
If you don't mind me asking, what is your disability?
>>682856532
Oh it's you again waddup
PIP Adjuster
$50K
23
>Don't worry about it
>More than you
>29
>>682859104
was already employed with another task so had little experience but my boss rly likes me. Not easy to get without experience.
only thing required is a license costs about $350 and where i live its a 2 day course.
>avionics tech on Boeing planes
> $43.87/hr
>27 y/o
>>682856532
server at tim hortons
10/hr
18
>dick doctor
>325k
>35
feels good, but I do spend the day looking at dicks
>>682859520
Oh yeah, i keep forgetting you need to be a "genius" in order to make a decent income, in Norway you can make up to 30k each year just working behind the counter in a Gass station alone
UX Designer
$145k
31
>physical therapist
>~$76k/year
>25
>>682858837
Oh shit bro that's a damn solid disability check, live like a king on that.
>>682859997
Feel good to make that much money?
Or feels good to look at dicks all day?
>>682859969
Hello fellow canadafag
>>682859658
it's actually a quite a long list of little physical conditions and majorly crippling depression/anxiety. the short of the physical problems is i can't stand/walk for 30 minutes, run, or lift.
>21
>Crime Reporter
>~300k/year
>>682858877
>Le ebin STEM may may
HR Recruiter
$43,000
24
>Cook/Chef whatever you wanna call it in a chinese kitchen
>0$
>19
>>i work for my mom so i get yelled at more because i cant go anywhere
Mechanic aligner at Vw
23
15$/h
>>682858992
There is nothing wrong with 40k a year. Where do you live?
>Artist
>0.00$ a year
>24
>nike factory worker
>0.50
>7
>President of Trump Towers
>$100m/year
>69
welder/fab for local fabrication shop
16.75 hr
19
going to school for welding so i can make moar
>>682860156
actually like someone else asked it's pretty much average where i live. and i live alone so i don't really have a lot of money. i should really just move to the midwest...
>>682860157
Well now I'm not sure.
Software Engineer, 114k + about 30-40k in bonuses. 25 years old.
>>682860356
I laughed harder than I should have.
Programmer, $4500 a month (amounts to $54000 a year, about $28/hour), 22 fresh out of college
>IT analyst and Developer
>18.65/hr
>22
>>682860512
Sorry to turn your world around.
Just try not to think about it next time you are seeing a patient.
>>682860235
Sorry to hear that. I'm glad you have that stability though! If you want someone to talk to lemme know.
>>682856532
drug test collector and occupational health clinical tech, 49k/yr
>>682859520
The U.S. is abject suffering for the majority of its citizens.
>>682857413
Hey, I kinda do that
>>682856532
>College Librarian
>52k/annual salary
>34
>male
>I don't even give a shit about books, students, faculty, or anything besides my fucking self and my own interests, but I remain super nice, and helpful to all of the faggots that attend.
>most students are disgusting pigs who happen to be some of the dumbest people I've had the displeasure of interacting with on a daily basis
>severely overpaid, and underworked
This is the easiest, most laid-back job I have had, to date. Unless I stab someone at work, call everyone niggertits, or try to rape students and faculty, I am quite secure with my position. It's stupidly excellent.
>lied on my resume to get the job to begin with
>didn't graduate
>they didn't even contact my references
Their fault, not mine.
>>682860708
I'll do my best.
And to any of you who are interested in practicing medicine, being a dick doctor is the way to go.
Locomotive engineer
$120k/yr
30
Night clerk at local gas station.
11.50
And insurance and crap
25. I still have dreams my culinary degree will one day get me the cooking job I dream of. I was told that working in any chain restaurant is a death sentence to any culinary career.
>laser operator
>$22.35/hr
>22
>>682861018
Ever get robbed?
>>682856532
Male escort
£700 a day
>>682861054
What do the lasers that you operate do?
IT Specialist
$25.69/hour
33
>>682860761
man, i posted ironically just because i figured someone would shit on me for not working and contributing. nice to see kind anons around. i've only popped in on /b/ infrequently over the last years, it's changed a lot since 10 years ago.
thanks sir
>Supervisor, software dev team
>110k/annual salary
>30
>>682856532
>student
>$0
>39
>>682861018
dont work fast food, not even like olive garden or a franchised steak house
try to start on a fancy local restaurant and work your way up
Call center and product tester at nintendo.
$13 an hour. 25.
>>682861112
30
and trips
>>682860237
k
>Sales specialist at a Lowe's
>$16/hr 39hr/yr
>25
Art degree put to good use.
>>682861266
Any juicy leaks on the NX?
>>682856532
>chef
>Wendy's
>>682861138
To be honest, I really don't think I'm the best representation of /b/, but thanks!
& I'm not a sir.
>>682859899
You from Wichita or Seattle?
>>682861323
woops meant >39hr/wk
>>682861138
this place is still a shit hole its just that this is a decent thread
>>682860366
Bye
>Supervisor at Staples
>$13.20/hr
>29
>unemployed with a masters degree
>$123,000 in student loan debt
>26
rigger, 31, $29/hr
Costco garden centre
20
13/hr... it's Canadian though so more like 10/hr
Middle school janitor
40k
>>682861347
Nope. they keep that stuff very secret. I was testing WiiU games waiting for NX stuff but there was a lack of projects so now I work in the call center. I was so close to those NX games I could almost taste it.
>>682861486
Shouldn't have gotten that women's studies degree, faggot...
>>682861563
Is Costco actually a good employer? I've heard that they give decent benefits and you can advance easily.
>>682861486
do you piss in bottles?
>>682861374
not being a male is probably a large part of that. which answer here was yours?
>>682861431
kind of a different shithole now though eh? so many roll threads and bananas.
Sewer Inspector
$17.50/hour
26
I dont get paid enough for this shit
>Sales Associate at HomeGoods
>10.25/hour
>25
>>682856532
Chemical Engineer (plastics)
29
$34.40/hour - Still paying off loans
25
I do personal security
$300-400 a day a lot more September-December
There's a lot of rich paranoid folk here in Calabasas
>>682860509
Bro, let me put it this way. People in the midwest are living alone on $700 a month disability, which is fairly standard. You would be a fucking KING. But then again you would be living in flyoverland without all the bells and whistles of Seattle, but if you really have such bad anxiety/depression you probably don't go out much anyway.
Seriously though, consider moving to the midwest. You would be pretty much rich out there. Stop into the local shit-kicker bar, flash a hundred and get swarmed with flyover pussy.
Night stocker at Hyvee.
10 bucks an hour.
21.
Its not that hard but goddamn it's soulless work.
>>682860352
Colorado. But its getting worse and worse.
>>682861074
No. Cops come in a lot. Im at the cross section of like 3 cop routes. And all the local nignogs love me. For some reason.
>>682861249
Every two months I apply to the two local "5 star" establishments and the few local ma and pop resturants. Like I said I stay away from anything that has more than two locations. I was told that serious restaurants hate to see that on a resume. Dont worry I cook like a mad cunt at home
>>682861751
That's a little bit of a generalization... I did comment on the thread but no replies.
>>682858470
How do you remember all of your students names?
Ever given them false information?
How do you treat the losers?
>>682862122
Based anon asking the important shit.
>>682861732
only when my roommates have friends over and I need to pee but don't want to leave my room and have to see them and introduce myself
>>682860607
you wish
Lent my friend 10 bucks today on agreement that he'd pay me back with interest
Makes me a banker by default
200k a year
>>682862037
What part of co?
>>682862315
This is how you get rich quick guys.
Take notes.
I'll bite; although no one ever really talks to me.
>Senior Industrial Designer
>43/hr (91k/yr)
>26
$75.30/hr
CEO of a large pharmaceutical company based in silicon valley.
>>682856532
>Chef at Wendy's
> $130,000 a year
>24
Did I mention I'm 6'5 with a 10" cock?
>>682862251
Really though. I was an intern for two summers, and then did a school-year co-op part time, and I'm just about to start my real job as stated.
Job: Electrician (Journeyman Inside Wireman)
Age: 40
Salary: $34.20/hour on the Check, with another $30/hour in Bennies (Health Insurance, Vacation, and etc).
>>682858334
lol really
>>682857841
Where? Wisconsin?
>>682861989
i'm actually from SE Wisconsin originally. haha
>>682862092
i don't think it's a place a lot of females frequent, but you are welcome to represent. not trying to dump on you.
so no reveal? haha...
>>682856532
>College dropout
>Not employed
>18
developer
125k
21
Timeshare Sales Rep
100k+ per year
22 years old
>ctrl+f "consultant"
>0 of 0 results
>feelsbadman.jpg
Consultant (entry-level). $70k and intractable alcoholism. 23.
CAD Designer
20.82 / hour + time and a half of unlimited over time
>29 and single
>>682862855
not who you're talking to, but i don't think we have Meijer in se wisconsin. i only saw them in Illinois
>>682857199
LMAO YOUR AFUCKING ICE CREAM MAN
>>682858334
Hey do me a favor and buy me Rise of the Tomb Raider
https://steamcommunity.com/id/RBeast101
>>682863199
Yeah. I already said that.
>Music producer
>About $1400 a week
>24
Anyone know of a good career or trade for someone with a felony on their record? It's non-violent and not drug related). I don't want to work for fucking min. wage because of this shit and I want to support myself.
>>682858334
Yeah don't be a nigger. Do this anon a solid. >>682863268
>>682862955
What kind of developer
>>682860079
No UX designer makes that much. Unless you are a Sr. Designer, in which case ur not really a designer anymore. Ur not fooling me.
>>682856532
Plumber
> 19
> 11 an hour
>Hung dick cucker
>100,000 whiteboy tears per month
>22
>>682863147
ohio and michigan too
>>682863452
One that doesn't exist because he's full of shit
>>682856532
Personal assistant for my brother. 30Y 35K per year
>>682863329
Have you produced anything note worthy?
Google Play Store QA
50K
30
>>682856532
Employee at Cat
$5,70/h
29
>>682862887
There are actually more girls on /b/ than you would think. The tits or gtfo gets old quick though.
This is me:
>>682858712
>>682863317
Lol your life sucks
Forklift driver, $32/hr, 26
>>682863452
cloud shit in python
>>682863634
I still wanted to muse the possibilities
>>682863699
You fucks are incompetent. But your hold music is okay.
Assistant general manager @ Advance Auto Parts, $32k/year, 24 years old.
>>682863511
Kek
>>682863736
Not really. I make plenty of money during the summer that even when it slows during the winter I still have a decent savings to fall back on.
I can't complain.
>>682860070
Here in America we strive to be more than that...
>>682858470
What state?
Pediatrician, 29, and 200k a year. My dream of cheffing at Wendy's didn't pan out, sadly.
>>682863691
Three of my latest projects did pretty good on the charts.. Im not no bentley driving baller though.
>>682863351
Most construction trades will take guys with records. The two of the last 5 cubs I have had had records.
Employee at a car's headlights manufacturer.
$10.51/h
24
>>682862251
Nigga you're retarded. Don't be jaded cause programmers make bank and ur making dick working at mc donalds.
>>682863958
Actually I'm just jealous tbh
Do you sell the sonic the hedgehog bars with bubblegum eyes?
>>682863832
u must be talking about our app review team. yes they are pretty incompetent, I should know I QA their work.
>>682864083
What were they?
I'm curious to see if I know any of them.
>>682864083
What song?
>>682856532
You aren't a chef you fucking idiot. You're insulting chefs everywhere that actually cook things. You take frozen shit from a box and reheat to a barely edible temperature.
>>682862577
pffffffffffft.
>Large pharma company
>Only 75/hr.
Yeah ok you fucking stupid liar.
>>682862490
Westminster.
>>682857770
>weed man
kek, no fucker.
>>682863042
Kind of Cad?
>>682864159
Fuck yes I do.
I sell out of those nearly daily, everyone wants those.
>>682864162
Nah. Google play music support. I dealt with the play store team and nobody knows what the fuck they're doing.
>>682863147
Nigga we have them in wisco now. Theres one in grafton.
>>682857881
>selling crack
VP Sales medical implant company
168-300/hr - 350-500k annual
39 years old
>>682864318
Can you tell me where you are so i can buy a couple sonics?
>Handyman subcontractor
>11dollarydoos /hr
>~55 hrs /week
>>682864087
I can second this. I work for my dad's construction business and as long as you didn't do anything crazy we hire. And if you ask to take forklift operating classes we usually pay for it and it's $18 bucks starting once you're certified.
>Married to a wealthy businesswoman
>No actual hourly rate, just help with the business and take our daughters to and from school
>35
Minimum wage loser is me
>>682860553
What kind of degree do you need to get a job like that
Melontist
About tree fiddy
30
>>682864652
Nice.
>>682864441
Buy me a game anon? <3
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198172573382
>CEO of Wayne Enterprises
>150$/hr
>32
>>682856532
I have two
>clerk (cart-pusher, bagger, cashier)
>$10 h but union so its really $9 h
>MWR USCG Bowling clerk
>7.25 h
>18
>>682864708
Probably a computer engineering degree.
>>682864652
I aspire to be you when I grow up.
>>682864790
One sec my d00d
>>682864790
I tend to buy whatever I want ..not a bad life at times.
>>682862932
>Be me
>High School Dropout
>make 11 bucks a hour doing grounds work
>18
>was supposed to make 10 a hour but got a raise 1 month in working
>promotion coming soon
>being taught Plumbing and AC
Free college, Decent money, And fun work. School sucks
>>682864708
you don't have to have one if you can actually do it well-- though having CS helps you get in the door w/o experience though.
>>682856532
Grocery Assistant
$15.75/hr
22
>>682856532
Chef at wendys is like saying you're a surgeon at a body piercing shop...
>>682863730
Yea, that makes sense. Is that still a thing? Bleh.
Damn, childcare is expensive.
What is Canada like, in a general sense? I feel like i could move out this country just to try it.
>>682864997
Really? I'd really appreciate it. ;-;
And yeah, it must be nice. :P >>682865046
>>682863491
I don't know what to tell ya.
$135k base + $10k bonus
I've gotten offers of much more for jobs in the valley. Don't blame me if you're getting fucked over.
>>682863496
You're doing it wrong.
>>682856532
McDonalds department manager, salary of 54,000 a year. 22.
>systems tech 1
>$57k
>just turned 26 last week
Firefighter. (full time driver)
25
56k
>>682864309
Computer Aided Design.
Civil engineering field.
>>682865430
completely agree with this. sucks to suck at negotiating.
>>682865446
At his age, he's probably an apprentice and a fresh one at that. Once he's out of his time he'll likely make thrice that.
He'll still come home late and smelling like shit though. He should have been an electrician. Electricians go home at 3:30 and smell like money.
Microsoft CEO
11 billion/yr
60
>>682865304
Yeah. Still a thing.
*Good childcare is expensive.
Canada is very diverse ethnically, and each province is very different. I live outside Toronto, where the cost of living is reasonable, but housing is expensive. I love Canada though. I feel lucky to live here! What's Seattle like? I've never been!
dark web drug dealer
10,000 USD
23
gr8 vid m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyCGBsH8KDk
Police Officer.
40,000 not including extra jobs. Probably 45,000 including extra jobs.
22 Y/O
Porn Actor
40k yearly
23
>>682863959
Christ, shut the fuck up. You will always need someone to stand behind the county at gas stations, at least pay them a decent wage.
>2016
>People are STILL clinging to this poisonous model of runaway capitalism that has failed beautifully
>>682865430
Lol, im not getting fucked over. Im 26 at just 91k for design. but its product design. Where the fuck are you that you got that much? Based on what you said I assume west coast but idk for sure.
>>682865982
fuck you pig
kekekek
>Faggot Police
>Ridding the Internet of Cancer
>14
FBI
FBI/yr
FBI
Vulnerability Research Engineer
85k
22
>>682863959
>We strive to be more than that
Motherfucker, millions of your fellow citizens are living in abject poverty. Get over it.
>>682864784
>>682864861
Yeah it's pretty sweet, we both only work around 20 hours per week and that basically consists of liaising with department store managers (we are a greeting card importer) and keeping up appearances. We have a team of sales agents that do the ground work for us and a warehouse team that ship orders and manage inventory. Don't get me wrong, it has it's moments and can be stressful at times but overall it's great and our daughters will likely inherit the business.
Warranty admin 12$hr 33
>>682866018
Life has never been good for them, unless they try
>>682866046
>you
Lol Thanks.
Audio Engineer/21/63k annually.
>>682864087
Which trades exactly? Plumbing, welding? I don't want to just lift and move lumber for Mexican wages, I need a skill.
$40/hr
CIA Agent
33
>>682865430
Also, I take that back, UX is the new hot topic so I guess that makes sense. Its funny though because good design is usually just common sense mixed with good aesthetic, but people cannot for some fucking reason, understand that. I deal with some fucking idiots at my job. Then I do something and they are like, ooooh wooow thats great and im like... dude for real?
>>682856756
>Mcdonalds department manager
>54,000 yearly salary with potential 6k bonus every quarter
>22 Y/O
>>682856532
Nigger
Daily welfare
25
>>682866399
Didn't know dubs could lie.
>>682856532
Construction
18
7$/hr
>>682866036
New York
>>682866399
Also
>Astrophysicist
>250k a year
>29
>>682864318
Fucking kek
>>682856532
>CAD Drafter/GIS Analyst
>$16.50/hr
>23
IT specialist
70K
34
>>682866506
see my other post : >>682866420
>>682864652
You are the wife kek
> unemployed
> 55k student loan debt
> 32
Psych Nurse
32.80 an hour
26
>>682856532
Door to door sales man
30-40k (i only work 6 months a year)
20
Dietary aide in nursing home
9.60 weekdays. 10.50 weekends
18
>>682866356
I'm an Electrician, we're in the top tier for trades with Pipe Fitters/Plumbers and Trades with a Welder Classification (Boilermakers and some Iron Workers). And I know we'll take guys with records, though we will kick them if they recidivate.
>>682866585
I CALL BULLSHIT
Poker "pro", ~75k a year, 23
>>682857924
>>682856532
>customer welcoming technician at Walmart
>$9.25/hr
>50
Head chef
75k a year
26
>>682866318
Millions are trying every day and still failing. The system simply does not work.
network engineer
34
105k/yr
>>682856532
>College Student RA
>$5.00/day
>19
Well, nobody responded to me here >>682866150 and I'm bored tonight. I werk for Applel. Ask me anything.
>inb4
>I use an iPhone and a Mac
>I tear apart jailbreaking tools to ruins yer funz n ricing
>I suggest ways that other people on my team could efficiently and effectively patch holes in iOS security
>Mcdonalds department manager
>54,000 yearly salary with potential 6k bonus every quarter
>22 Y/O
Working at a wild birds unlimited as a sales associate while im in college
10.50 an hour, 25-30 hours a week
21, Male
In college getting a double doctorate in psychology and neuroscience
>>682866420
I agree. For most projects, design is just common sense and following best practices. The whole "UX" part only comes into play when you're trying something new or creating an untested UI. I work with companies on Wall Street so that literally NEVER happens. Every client wants a reskinned/rearranged version of something that already exists.
>>682867293
K, thanks bro
>>682856532
>Web developer, contracted
>$75.00/hr
>19
