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> THE FUN NEVER ENDS!!!
http://perturbator.bandcamp.com/album/the-uncanny-valley
sucess.
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH
nnnnnnneeeWWWWWWWWWWW PERTURBATOR?
mhm
>>682851812
Property is over-priced in important cities here too. Barely makes a difference to me.
>>682851670
Trite.
masterperturbator
>>682852703
Hi Dev
>>682852760
FRANK!!!!
gonna listen to it and feed in league after i finish this documentary
sounds great
>>682852862
hopefully the place you get allows pets
>>682852988
Howdy hunnibuns.
Get in here!! <3
Get in here!! <3
And here too!
>>682853274
I won't get any pets while I'm there.
>>682853618
But where will Tay stay?
>>682853474
i am entering your ass
I love America
Requesting blushing/etc
Pic related
Bye guys! CHOW! CHOW!!
Civil War start right meow
>>682853719
He's not a pet.
>>682853866
cool blog, subscribed
>>682853829
love this one
>>682853732
you do not have permission to access to the ass
>>682854015
but i thought he slept at the foot of your bed and needed you to feed him?
>>682854216
That's only partially true.
Get in here
>>682854216
but???
>>682853474
>>682854600
it is ok, you can always join eisen's pants. >>682854545
>>682854513
like 3/4 true
i will join eisen and become voltron
I'm surprised nobody has posted the "arbeit mach frei" sign that's at the entrance to Auschwitz and said "get in here".
I swear a picture of Birkenau was just in my captcha for this post.
>>682854711
How do you claim to know this?
Chet that's mean
with the power of eisens pants you shall defend the universe
>>682854971
i'm just running on empty claims.
Nothing bad ever happened in Auschwitz.
>>682855173
Well you're surprisingly accurate.
>>682855692
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Of course it is.
also everybody knows the foot of the bed is prime sleeping position
It fucking was as well.
"Select the pictures with grass" on a post with an Auschwitz joke.
>>682856334
> not spooning your partner
Well if you hate intimacy I suppose you might be right.
the real intimacy is being your partner's footstool
>>682856549
I've never had a good spooning session before, I dunno if I was doing something wrong or if it's just way over-rated.
i do like intimacy tho, i even like cheesy romance lines. i'm merely getting the general idea of how you do it into the picture.
>>682856935
Are you your partner's footstool since you're so tall?
>>682857087
i-i've done it before
>>682857243
Very cute.
tell more cute things you've done before please
>>682857359
i do not know where to begin
>>682856938
You're doing it wrong.
Of how I do it?
>>682857462
idunno either, i'm just bored and i want to smile at nice stories from people i know.
>>682857509
well fug
of how you do it, yes.
now also tell me cute stories.
>>682857706
I'm sure you'll get the hang of it.
No.
>>682857706
define cute so i know where the line not to cross is
>>682858066
that'll be the day won't it
ughh
>>682858247
anything goes? i don't think i understand how something could cross the line on this subject matter. sex stories are fine, sitting on the couch watching shit is fine, just something nice you're willing to write for my enjoyment.
>>682858576
It may be.
Specifics will stay between me and him. Certainly not telling stories in thread.
Ew, too many new namefags. I look away for one month..
>>682858914
fine.
fine. fine.
yeah man all these brand new namefags poppin up all of a sudden
>>682858576
we have a futon we lay flat and cuddle on when we watch stuff
i dunno we snuggle a lot, we watched snooker yesterday for like three hours
filter them
>>682859165
You need a better hobby. Read those papers.
>>682859383
very nice, you get an A.
>>682859640
yeah i really do. talking to people is hard though.
>Read those papers.
i guess that'll kill an hour. send them again please i have no idea where they were saved.
>>682859993
went to a horse race today, note: did not snuggle at race
>>682859993
I mean a better hobby than collecting "stories".
Can't at the moment.
>>682860186
I went to a horse race once with my grandma, since I wasn't betting anything I didn't have a grand as a time as I could have.
How was it?
>no horsie snuggles
:(:(:(:(:(:(
>>682860390
it was fun and cool, and then we bet 1$ and it became very intense, and we lost by the tip of a horse nose.
i'd smooch a horse
>>682860358
fugjdifkd
>>682860539
a WHOLE buck down the shitter man, this is why gambling is bad
why did you go to a horse race of all things tho
juman juman femboys up to somthin
>>682860765
z's boss invited us
but also, the real reason that bet was intense was because the people at the betting machine in front of us were so drunk that they forgot to take their 20$ voucher, but they left before we realized what happened, so we waited like 10 minutes to see if they'd come back and they did not. thusly, we stole their money and bet it 2:1 on a win, and lost by a nose. woulda been a free 60$.
yeezy yeezy yeezy just jumped over jumpman
>>682861247
woa what are the odds of that, what a shame.
>what are the odds
he said, 2:1
what are the odds of forgetting to take a $20 vouches i meant
probably higher
they were very drunk, but it is funny because the only way that would ever happen is if you put a 20 in the machine and walked away immediately
just think of the poor machine, being given money and then abandoned
i'll take that any time or day from almost anyone
>>682863424
this
should i stream rainbowsix
i'd have to probably close chrome
if you want
dunno how much attention I'll pay to it
Fuck you, furfags. Why not just fap to humans?
na i'll just post here between rounds
butt everybody left tho
sounds good
you are here
i'm here too
see, that's like 3 people
Dev
devs here too, and anonymous
>>682864979
He's not here that's the problem
wow, already up to 5
>>682865171
wha bout me, ill be dev tonight
>>682865463
So you'll play overwatch?
i'm the floridian i'll be dev
hey steve are you listening to new perturbator
no im gaming in this game that requires hearing, but later yes
>>682865572
nooooope, ill kiss ya though
>not playing every game with music blasting
>not playing csgo totally deaf
i care about this game much more than i care about csgo
>>682866751
get yr lips ready
but don't you only play casual
>>682852378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSX74YjfVA0
how many times must i impress upon you how little i care about rank, and how little you should too
there is only faggots in this thread
oh yeah
if rank is the only reason you are playing a game, stop playing that game
>>682867079
100% correct. would you like to collect your prize?
yes, yes
who wishes to discuss bareback gay anal sex
>>682869801
*raises hand*
>>682869905
how do you feel about it
is it fun
the dominance shown over a lesser male by a strong, thick penised stallion
>>682869996
Curious
>>682869996
it's alright if both partners are clean and don't cheat on each other
and it feels good too
>>682870155
how so
>>682870298
why is it so pure a love?
>>682870627
Never had anal, never had sex with a man. So I'm rather curious
>>682870627
I don't follow
>>682871134
it's really good, but which way do you want it
>>682871213
one must really commit to having sex with a man. they must really want it.
Finished this speedpaint today :}
>>682871416
I mean it's safer that way, ya know, with the hiv and other stds around and stuff
>>682871416
Receiving
>>682871536
just find a clean dude that isn't one of those gangbang truck stop bugchasers and you'll be fine
>>682871694
i can help you
i can mold you
>>682871448
it's good youre good
>>682872170
What's a bug chaser?
>>682872213
thanks, bud.
Have another recent drawing :3
>>682872264
Someone intentionally trying to contract STDs. particularly HIV/AIDS.
AKA fucked up people.
>>682872448
yea yr someone i'd follow on fa
>>682872264
a fucked up person
>>682872533
What do they do when they finally get it?
>>682872744
My sig is on the drawings
That's fricken weird.
>>682872170
I have, so it's good
some of them try and give it to other people I thought
>>682873126
yea i remember you drew this thing that i cannot find in my folder now, but i remember
>>682873170
Yes. Yes it is. There are also people out there who are turned on by turning people/kids gay. That's also super fucked up.
Anyone down for some platonic snuggling? I need to be littlespoon'd
No butt stuff
>>682872170
Mold me into what
>>682872664
ya, it's nasty
>>682873253
play league
>>682873541
i dun wanna
I have to go to sleep early tonight
>>682873626
Bad fox.
>>682873280
Thinking about maybe looking at Korichi for inspiration next.
>>682873777
I got an exaaaam
>>682873541
Dota is where it's at
>studying for exams
>ever
>>682873840
Then make sure you sleep/study well and smash it.
>>682873888
no
>>682873439
a dick pleaser with the ass
>>682873804
korichi is good with form, but i'd study darkgem
>>682873777
>>682873888
>>682873999
Three Sequential Trips in one thread
I didn't say anything about studying
>>682873999
yes that is why I am not playing leeg
>>682874140
But I'm already studying Darkgem and Evalion.
I think Dark is a bit out of reach still, but Evalion is good with muscles and perspective.
>>682874272
But you're posting.
>>682874333
aim for the moon, or the sun, sweet icarus
aim for my butt
>>682874737
Well, I keep practicing, that's for sure. It's just a matter of whether it's in 20 drawings, 50 drawings or 100 drawings I'll reach that goal and have to set a new one :>
This here was a recent darkgem study result...
>>682875038
yea i remember seein that too, nice job
Hoi
Movie good
Many good
Go seez itz
your avatar isnt getting any less terrible with use
>>682875276
Heh. I'll never be satisfied with my own drawings, but as long as they're better than my previous stuff, I have to be improving, no?
Here's the followup darkgem study. It's not completely finished...
>>682874140
How does one proceed this dark path
>>682875407
Sup
>>682852623
>!!!
artist?
>>682875747
it's good. you only have minor problems with proportion, which you will fix easily i imagine.
>>682875847
you must consume fiber daily, i take 10 grams of psyllium husk. then you will use the enema bag nightly and fully empty yourself so that every day you may be used.
This one was requested in a drawthread. People sometimes confuse me.
>>682876092
slow and steady my man
MANLY ART TIME
Have some butt. I'm off to bed. Be good, bud.
>>682876297
i love it! post jrbart
>>682876092
keep posting requests ill point out the one i remember
>>682875847
Civil War was great
>>682875933
Idk faggot
>>682856334
I've never dated a guy who would cuddle me. they'd fuck me but when I'd want to cuddle they always claimed they were "too warm".
I guess that's why I only have causal sex and still sleep with a teddy bear.
Touch my butt and tell me I'm handsome
>>682876976
What're you doing now?
>>682877598
But you're not and I don't want to touch you
>>682877932
Walking with Snarf to my place. Why?
>>682878132
Just wondering.
>>682877977
Just do it I'm having a rough day
>>682878406
Ok fine
Pic related
Happy?
>>682878897
Thx :]
And for the record, my momsays I'm handsome so it must be true
>>682878897
You've doomed us all
sffffawgagwaskjnd
>>682881798
Having a good time?
>>682882026
akjsbbkfjbkajb
dom, vote trump.
Too much walking today.
>>682882066
fgsgfgfds?
>>682882130
hey, his taco salad speaks for itself, the man loves hispanics
>>682882152
bakfb
>>682882146
How much walking
>>682882354
true story.
>>682882354
You're a baka.
I think I've been slacking on my fagposting quota.
>>682882427
i sold my 2012 vote to my mom for 20$.
>>682882439
n-no please ;~;
>>682882581
I take it back. You're funny.
howdy!
>>682880067
I never wanted to save the world, but doom it! Mwahahahahaha!
welcome back smokey eunuch
>>682882754
thanks so much
>>682883204
You come here often? Let me buy you a drink.
>>682883359
daily. this is my life.
Fun fact, my brother was taken aside by a teacher in grade school and educated on what a eunuch was because said teacher was ignorant to the spelling of Smokey's last name.
>>682883855
He likes to suck dicks.
>>682883389
I'll have what he's having, please.
>>682884029
good choice
>>682883983
So does your mom.
>>682884106
I bet he puts the same face while taking a shit
>>682883855
i do like to suck dicks
i mostly watch obscure sports and pretend to draw
>>682884276
:[
>>682884265
Yeah probably, but I do my best not to think about that.
>>682884440
pretend drawing is still drawing :)
You're drawing again? Did you git gud?
>>682882358
Not sure, hunnibuns is the one with the stepometer.
>>682884440
you draw the best snapchats I've ever received
>>682884564
but it sucks and im sad
>>682884917
]
pomg
jproc ~~
>>682885706
That's a shame.
Don't be sad, fun one.
>>682885706
that last one was really good. Shame to see such artwork disappear forever after 10 seconds, but I guess that's part of the appeal?
>>682886527
i dont remember what it was, what was it? also you can screenshot
>>682886516
Your snapchats sound amazing.
>>682886722
do you want my snap thing
>>682886873
Yes please!
>>682886565
it was a dragon thinking of another dragon. I know I can screencap but that's lame snapchat's supposed to have this mortality to it.
>>682886961
i don't remember what it is honestly
>>682887151
oh yea! the booties. feel free to screenhost my things, it's okay. i've screeshotted yours.
>>682884471
I've seen enough good buttsex faces to know that that's what those are.
>>682887420
Add me 'uniquesobriquet'
>>682887921
unf fucking powfooo and his ultracuties
wow this thread still exists
>>682887888
;3c~
>>682887946
i feel like i've seen that name before
>>682888564
I'm not sure how. I made it a week ago.
>>682888130
Fucking brutal.
>>682888723
who are you
whimsy sobriquet used to be darwin's league name
>>682888593
>doesn't open it to reveal "ur a faget"
>>682888890
I would never insult you Dawn I like you
>>682888755
lel
>>682888802
Goggles
>>682889351
aww i love these
>>682889232
god knows why
