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I never get dubs
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>>682829205
suck it up
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OP here claiming id

i'm a girl btw ;)
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Fuck off, I am le dubs king
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>>682829205
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>>682829500
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let me try
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>>682829500
>>682829722
Checked
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>>682829500
Checked. Now witness mine.
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>>682829722
And you are le dubs prince
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>>682829722
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>>682829363
tits + timestamp = guaranteed dubs
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>>682829945
Nah fam check it here no tits and I got dubs
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QUINTZ MAH NIGGAH
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>>682829591

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed horses. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Wew lad
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>>682830040
you lost...
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>>682830270
FUCK OFF I WAS SAVING THEM FOR MY SUPRIZE ATTACK
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Dubs are for amateurs
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>>682830425

Thanks, Professional Singles Man.
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Alright fuckers im taking all your dubs put em in the bag
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>>682829500
what
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>>682830365
not this time...
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>>682829500
Yes you are sir
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What are dubs?
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LE DUBS KING REIGNS AGAIN
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>>682831016
FUCK
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Trips get
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If I get dubs I get to marry Chris Pratt and make him get fat again
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Check Em
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czek em
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>>682832144
fuck you
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>>682832144
eww gross man waste of dubs
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Checkem
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Insert foot of dubs giving here
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if I get dubs I have the nicest dick on /b/ (trips best on 4chan)
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...dubs?
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>>682832723
>His dick still has the wrapper

Looks like a raw taquito buddy
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By the power invested in me I grant myself dubs

I've got a shot anyways
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>>682832931
Pretty happy I wasn't mutilated as a child to be honest man
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>>682832931

The foreskin contains the ridged band and frenular area, which are the most sensual parts of the penis.

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1464-410X.2006.06685.x/full
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>>682833468

I don't blame you. I was mutilated and I fucking hate it.

I want my foreskin back (a real foreskin not an imitation) but that can't happen and I'm fucking pissed about it.
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>>682833749
same here, but we cant fucking choose because we arent even fully cognative yet.
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I do tho ya smelly cunt
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>>682833620

I can confirm this, 20-30k nerve endings gone.

pic related, is mine.
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>>682829500
You just fucking got dubs holy shit
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>>682834468

shit, forgot pic
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>>682829722
more dubs
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Pls give me dubs
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>>682834811
YES I GOT DUBS AND CALLED IT
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>>682834612

Dude I love your socks
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>>682834811
Fake dubs. These are real dubs!
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>>682835080

ebig fale
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>>682835080
no fuck you
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>>682834886

Yes, they are pretty comfy.

These are comfier though.
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>>682829205
>I never get dubs

And you never will. Poor Pepe Bateman.

Also, check em.
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Check em faggots
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dubs?
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>>682836443
correct
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