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Stop right there, creep.

You don't happen to have any dubs on you, right?
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no you faggot
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>>682815406
Fuck off, Officer
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>>682815406
Of course not, sir.
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n-n-no dubs here o-officer
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>>682815406
Only singles, fuckface.
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>>682815666
you fucked
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>>682815666
Oh hey satan
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>>682815666
trips are free to go
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I'm white, dont shoot!
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>>682815811
No officer. He hes them!
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>>682815406
Just a regular law abiding bunny rabbit here. No dubs on me
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>>682815406
N-no sir
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Check 'em!
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Nope, none on me!
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>>682816007
#licensetokill
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>>682815979
>law abiding
That Rabbit is within an illegal distance from that pumpkin. Imma have to take you in.
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eksd
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No dubs here my good man.
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>>682815406
nice gun fagit, you must be a cop fagit
but, hey, don't worry I won't make a dubssuicidebombbelt action against your or your country
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>>682815666
For the great glory of Humongous
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Check'em officer
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Am I being detained?
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>>682816266
he's working with 'em, take him down!>1/1/
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>>682816266
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>>682815406
Diplomatic immunity piglet
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>>682816157
I have an easement that allows my rabbit to be within fifteen parsecs of a pumpkin
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I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN I KNOW MY RIGHTS

>AM I BEING DETAINED?
>AM I BEING DETAINED?
>AM I BEING DETAINED?
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>>682815700
>>682815811
>>682815944
>>682816266
>>682816499

Alright, creeps, get over here
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>>682816675
I knew being white would pay off eventually
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>>682815666
What was that?
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*sweats nervously*
Of course not sir.
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>>682816819
Ha niggers are getting shot.
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>>682816890
You fucked, fam. I'm taking you in for questioning
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>>682815666
OOOOH BOI YOURE IN FOR IT NOW
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>>682815406
I ain't got no dubs, loser.
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kys
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Hello officer. Big fan of Reno 911!
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fuck
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>>682815406
I admit, I have dubs.
Take me away officer
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No dubs here, officer.
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>>682817778
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>>682815406
I never have dubs when I need them.
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i'm a nice citizen, check it i'm alright
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No, now leave
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I DO NOT CONSENT TO ANY SEARCHES.
I DO NOT CONSENT TO ANY SEARCHES.
I DO NOT CONSENT TO ANY SEARCHES.
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You can't do this to me, I'm a nigger
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>>682815406
BEHOLD
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Whats the problem, officer?
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I'm not a fucking spic or nigger, now leave me alone will ya?
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Faggot cops, aint got no dubs
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Officer?
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Boi
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>>682815406
No dubs here
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dat
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No dubs here, officer.
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>>682819333
O SHIT WADDUP!
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>>682815406
no sir, pig
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No sir I was just on my way to my sisters house
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>>682819333
Checked
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Rate my dick.
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Ayy
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Lmao
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No dubs here officer
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>>682815406
No, Officer.
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Police brutality!!
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>>682815406
You coppers always doing your dub raids. Don't you got something better to do, like making a Ferguson out of every town in America?
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>>682815406
N....n..no officer
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No dubs, m'officer
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>>682815406
wubadubdub
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>>682819915
Assault with a below average weapon.
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>>682815406
b-but I'm one of you
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Not everyone gets dubs
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>>682815406
No Sir. I just hate niggers.
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>>682815406
Picture is clearly from dreamstime.com
You're clearly not a real cop
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>>682815406
I have a license.
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of course not officer
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I thought dubs were halal officer?
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me ? never officer!
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Sorry, sir. I thought dubs were legal now.
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DINDU NUFFIN
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just because im black u think i got dubs?
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only trips here
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>>682815406
Im clean as a newborn black baby dear officer
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>>682823055
FUCK BLEW MY COVER, IM RUNNIN
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No officer
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFyzOP7OKrc
heil my singles
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>>682815406
No sir
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you got the wrong guy
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No sir, can I be on my way now ?
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I have no dubs in the boot sir
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>>682815406
n-no sir nothing
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>>682815406
Good morning officer
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Nah nigger these are trips fuck you
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Fuck off pigs
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>>682815406
no sir!
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What do you think officer
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Hell nien
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>>682824100
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>>682815406
Not a single dub officer.
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Kill yourself pig
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>>682815406
Fuuug
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No officer, I am a responsibibble no dubs /b/ro
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Nah man. Want some cocaine?
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Noooo
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There's n-nothing wrong... Officer...
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>>682815406
hope not
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No dubbs here
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>>682824799
FUCK
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If dubs, I'm not a faggot.
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No I d-Don't officer
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No dubs here
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Just trips and singles, officer
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No dubs, here occifer.
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sweet trips
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>>682824955

I swear I don't have any dubs.
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...
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dubs are for fags
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Fuck the police
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Dubs? But officer its my birthday!
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Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Why does it matter if I have dubs or not? Is it now illegal for a white man to carry dubs? Do you not know the law? Is something wrong with knowing my rights? Am I being detained? No? Then I'm free to go.
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I promise officer i dont
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FUCCCCCCCK
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>>682815406
I's clean ossifer.
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>>682825259
fucking skeletons
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>>682815406
Fuck off pig. I only have singles
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>>682815406
you'll never take me alive, faggot
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>>682825344
You are now being arrested. Check them !!
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>>682825344
liar
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no dubs here
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>>682825677
You too!!! Check them
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>>682821499
i feel sorry but justice is among you
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No Dubs here officer
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>>682815406
Not me officer
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No officer of course not
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>>682815406
golly, im not sure officer! nope... not in my pockets. lemme check the glove box.
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>>682815406
Plz officer, I'm wearing my seatbelt and I'm not a nigger
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Nada dubs
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>>682815406
trips of truth nigga
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>>682815406
yes
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It's ok officer, I'm white and European
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Here's, your dubs fucker
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CUCK THE POLICE
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Nope.
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No dubs at all
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>>682815666
The satanic trips have spoken.
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They see me
Rolinn
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>>682815406

Check'em officer
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Im black
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>>682815406
>106 KB
>Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)16:07:41 No.682815
I din do nuffin
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>>682815666
Satanic trips for the officer
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>>682815406
mineth pockets shalt bear emptiness, justice knight
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>>682815406
No dubs here!
I do anything oficer, just let me go, please!
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"If you cant handle me at my diddliest
you wont deserve my doodliest." -Ned flanders
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>>682815406
fag
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Dey gud bois offisir. Dey gud bois.
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faggots
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Of course not.
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PLEASE HELP WITH WRECKING THESE FLUFFY FAGGETSSS

>>682827610 →
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>>682818805
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No sir!
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>>682815406
*sweats* n....nnno sir
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No they are just trips
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>>682815406
what's the officer problem?
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>>682815406
Fuck off George.
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Dubs are for scrubs
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>>682815406
Nothing to see here officer
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>>682815406

am I being detained officer?
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>>682829193
No, but this nigger right here on the other hand
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Good morning
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>>682829261
I dindu nuffin
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Fuck the police
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>>682829322
yeah right nigger
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>>682829410
Young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
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>>682829474
Onisst offsa
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>>682815666
SATANIC TRIPS WITNESSED
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What are these "dubs", kind policeman.
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Satan
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>>682815406
Young nigga came thru with his wu tang
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No, sir
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>>682815406
nah, just slinging popsicles for the youngins.
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No sah, no dubs here officer, I have the proof right here, in triplicate
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No dubs officer, no dubs ever
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>>682815406
muh six million
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No dubes
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>>682815406

Penis :D
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NO DUBS HERE
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Dubs are for degenerates. I would rather kill myself than get dubs.
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>>682815406
Nope
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Nothing to see here, officer
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>>682832022
boy have i got news for you
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No dubs here officer
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No dubs here.
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Clearly not faggot
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quads or bust
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>>682815406
they are medical dubs, i need them for my issues
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Fuck you pig. I am a sovereign citizen.
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yes here you go officer
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>>682833069
oh, im sorry. i must have mistaken tehm for these trips
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Nah mate
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Pig
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>>682833166
u fucked
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>>682815406

No officer, I am clean. Just perfectly legal singles right here.
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>>682833166
Busted
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>>682815406
nope, jus yo friendly neighborhood nig.
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Sorry officer, the black guy stole them from me
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>>682833272
Oh fuck so am I
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>>682815406
Here's my permit, officer.
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Only cp over here officer
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Just passin' by sir, can't a man visit his wife?
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t>>682815406
i got singles,i swear,u can check em,if you want.
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Whatcha goin to do, piggie?
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Fucking 12 year old script faggots; we need another school shooting over here
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>>682833677
Oh shit get him officer
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>>682833277
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>>682833404
404 abandon thread
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>>682815406
no, sir, I do not
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>>682815406
I'm clean officer
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>>682833910
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I've got nothing officer
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No dubs here sir
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>>682815406
..................
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>>682815406
No I do not tbh fam
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no sir, only quads.
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>>682815406
It's not what it looks like, officer!
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Of course not officer. I'd never do anything wrong
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no mane im blean bro thnaks sir
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>>682815406
No, sir!
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>>682833677
Nice
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No dubs here officer
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>>682815406
Hands up don't shoot
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>>682815406
No officer, I'm just here to get a good old rub
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>>682815406
EAT SHIT NIGGER PIG
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no dubs,I swear, I swear three times.
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>>682815406
I swear, these dubs are just for personal use.
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>>682817009
I called you a faggot. What now, piggy? Gonna think about arresting me after you buy a dozen Krispy Kremes?
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>>682815406
I just might
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No dubs here.
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No, but are my trips any good officer?
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No dubs here officer.
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>>682837488
oh shit nig u gun die
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No Si
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Fuck off, you fat pig
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>>682815406
nope just some weed
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