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Waifu claiming thread
>Post pics
>Insult
>Discuss
Shiki claimed
Rikka claimed.
be back in a minute, gotta go get a book!
Tenryuu claimed
Akiko claimed
Best mage claimed~
>back from vidya edition
>>682804527
ruri
>>682804245
>This will never fail to make me chuckle
Well I am glad to be of service
>claim
>>682804565
Führer.
Miho claimed
>>682804544
Bullies with hugs
claimed
>>682804571
Either that table is too small or Akiko backpeaches are too large.
bacon girl get
Claiming next level blacksmith Waifu.
Dat pout.
>>682804669
Toptier husbando you got there
>>682804839
Hey Shiro.
>>682804711
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>>682804549
sister
>>682804786
strangler
>>682804803
bacon
>>682804839
>nickname
>i'm fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWGdMz6Kfgo
Still here
>>682804895
Good taste.
>>682804797
I believe it's just one of those shitty miniature desks from high school+perspective. But Akiko definitely has some nice backpeaches
>>682804957
That ain't me.
Kyouko claimed.
>>682804989
>>682805066
i should look at filenames
>>682805066
nope
How do I waifu fag? Teach me your ways
>>682804575
>Shizuru
>>682804905
>Toptier husbando you got there
Why thank you anon, although I must say that Megumin is a great waifu.
>>682805161
Taken sorry
>>682804357
morning everyone!
>>682804665
Enjoying your day off?
>>682805242
Organised filenames are too mainstream.
>>682805550
Its afternoon but hello Nano
>>682805396
You're Definitely in the top 3 along with Dio and Spike
>>682805550
Good evening Nano
>>682805335
Even the panties are more awesome than I...
>>682805396
Thank you, anon. Pleased to meet you~
>>682805006
The only explanation.
>>682804965
Now I need to cleanse my ears with the actual song.
>>682805242
Its not your fault if you get confused, I was dared to claim Mado for 24h. Good thing there are great MadoHomu pics.
>>682805416
Oh, s-shut up, you big dummy.
<3
>>682805551
i need another hobby now that school is over.
How are you?
>>682805550
Nano
>>682805702
hesitant or neet?
>>682805774
<3
Claiming glasses.
>>682805757
<3 lol
>>682805864
Why not both?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxq21pJMjrM
>>682805702
>Shizuru
>>682805719
it's still the morning tho..
how are you today?
>>682805720
>evening
where do you live?
>>682805864
Yuuko
>>682805550
It's 7:49 for me but good morning.
>>682805720
>You're Definitely in the top 3
I wasn't expecting that, but that is good to know.
>>>682805757
>Pleased to meet you~
It is also my pleasure to meet you.
>>682805985
Hi anon.
>>682805985
secondary sister
>>682806213
Fair point.
You're both pretty much the same anyway, nothing spectacular.
>>682804915
Hey Shiki, how's it going?
>>682804957
?
>>682806421
3pm but whatever.
Im doing ok. You?
>>682805914
I love you.
I just need to go now. I need to think some things over, by myself.
Bye for now, lovely.
>>682806656
Bye <3
>>682806656
farewell
>yuuko
>>682806320
Sorry what?
Lurking
>>682805864
I think we both do.
I'm alright, just tired for now.
Yourself?
>>682806656
Bye anon.
>>682806610
Pretty shaken from seeing my friend having an epileptic fit, now just playing some overwatch. You?
>>682806421
Belgian eurofag here. I believe there is something of a 10-14 hour difference between here and the US
>>682806478
Yea man, you're good looking and you bear some great memories with you
>>682806656
Bye Tats
>>682807035
i am quite tired. i will not stay up tonight.
>>682806927
all right you're hesitant.
How are you?
>>682807029
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>>682806478
Hello to you as well, Phoenix Wright. Never seen you here before.
>>682806522
Oyy! Hello Yuko. What's crackin'?
>>682806927
Wouldn't worry about it too much.
>>682807092
How's it going, Kazuki?
QOTT: If you could send a single message to an advanced alien lifeform what would you write in it?
I am back home friends
>>682807420
Fuck off we're full
>>682807381
the whip.
>>682807420
Fuck off space niggers.
>>682807427
Welcome back, Shinoa. How goes?
>>682807420
We're building a wall, and you're paying for it.
>>682807420
Stay noided.
>>682807420
>classic
Fuck off space niggers
>>682807427
Welcome back Shinoa.
>>682807420
You're waifu a shit
>>682807420
Ayyy lmao
>>682807427
Welcome back~
>>682807420
obligatory ayy lmao
>>682807420
ayy lmao
>>682807365
>
>>682807420
How can aliens be real if our eyes aren't real.
>>682807427
Heyo, good to see you.
>>682807604
Aww shit niqqa, massa ain't playin' no games no he aint.
>>682807799
kekked and check'd
>>682807383
nothing is realy going on. just watching whatss going on.
>>682807420
Fuck off space niggers we are full
You can crash on the moon if you want to
>>682807682
Tats.
>>682807755
>
But I would rather be Sayaka or you.
>>682807427
>>682807420
Please kill all the stupid people.
>>682807381
>Never seen you here before.
I only started claiming today, went better then expected.
>>682807420
Fuck off space niggers, we are full
>>682807427
>
>>682806656
>>682806734
>
>>682807420
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGHA I'M 100% NIGGA
>>682807672
Good shizuru. No classes in Tuesday and final is next week ;_;. How you doing?
>>682807755
Thanks kyouko. What's up?
>>682807855
Thanks megumin. Did i miss anything?
>>682807985
Hello there Mirai. Good to see you around this time
>>682808252
<3 and hello to you
>>682807427
Ayyy Shinoa bro how was school?
>>682808320
I like. You new to posting?
>>682808218
Go fuck a cactus.
>>682808266
They better come for me quickly.
>>682808338
We got new meat, that's all
>Megumin
>>682808320
Oh, hello Phoenix. How's it going?
>Why did you decide to post here?
>>682808230
But that was for the aliens!
>>682808338
The ceiling xdddd
Not much, playing overwatch, you?
>>682808338
I'm good. Thinking about getting some cleaning done, but inertia is a son of a bitch.
Or something like that.
>>682808266
hello beautiful tits.
>>682808320
>I only started claiming today, went better then expected
/waifu/ has a less cancerous attitude than most of /b/. It's pretty welcoming in my experience. Just be prepared for some ERP and shitposting faggotry every now and then
>>682808338
>>682808320
Oh well then welcome. Hope we get along.
>>682808338
Haven't gotten out of bed yet. It's pretty bad. But I fear the hangover that will insue when I get up. Plus, not much shitposting today, so it's safe for a good claim.
>>682808552
kek, they would reply back with alien memes.
best girl
>>682808416
Great. Learned some anonymous modern artist name Banksy. How's the programming/peach life?
>>682808508
Oh?
>>682808552
Booting up xbox to get the beta for overwatch
>>682808608
Can't define it but inertia is the force that you feel in a car when I brakes, accelerates, makes you hit the opposite side when making hard turns
>>682808827
Oh wait for the weekends when kids don't have anything better than to do than homework
Post /hr/ waifu.
>>682808796
Fucking hell how did I not respond? I know i did! Tagging this to but do what youd like to <3
>>682808958
>>682808846
>pictures of human replicas saying ayy lmao
>cate
>alien frog meme
How unpleasant.
>>682808958
>Oh?
Phoenix has joined our cult
>Megumin
>>682809022
>>682808958
>Inertia is the resistance of any physical object to any change in its state of motion (this includes changes to its speed, direction or state of rest). It is the tendency of objects to keep moving in a straight line at constant velocity.
Basically i don't want to get up. Lol
>>682808430
>You new to posting?
Only in waifu threads.
>>682808521
>How's it going?
Fairly well, you?
>Why did you decide to post here?
Was bored and it seemed like a good idea.
>>682808690
>Just be prepared for some ERP
I don't mind ERP as long as it's kept to a minimum.
>and shitposting faggotry every now and then
It happens to all the breads at one point or another.
>>682808827
>Oh well then welcome
Thanks.
>>682808630
Hello, Yuuko.
I don't remember if I mentioned this when I said it a couple days ago, but the guy who's GT was "Yuuko is my waifu" died by my hand.
88 mm shell straight through his T 29's side armor.
He is kill.
You're welcome
>>682809022
>
>>682807420
Just came up with a better one
>send nudes
>>682808958
Tiring, you were there for my breakdown right? I've finished tweaking all the basic player movement and gravity, rotation and whatnot
Normie translation: You can now move decently
Next step is to figure out the grappling hook
>>682808958
Isn't school almost out? I don't have any kids so I lose track. Wouldn't that mean nonstop shitposting 18/7 (accounting for their bedtime)?
>>682807126
I witnessed that happening to a stranger a month ago. I was just chilling at a coffee shop then suddenly he starred at me with the intense of a thousand burning suns before he started waving his arms around, screamed and dropped to the floor. Flipped over my friends coffee, but at least mine got out unscathed.
Was that the first time it happened to them?
>>682804957
Hey sis whats good?
We back bros.
>>682809259
Good man.
You've killed that scum nicholas fedorov.
You have my thanks.
>>682809452
the death of my enemies
>>682809250
>Fairly well, you?
Day got better, did nothing worth of mentioning
>Was bored and it seemed like good idea.
When something seems like a good idea on /b/ it normally isn't...
So, how come you're on /b/? I'm always interested in people
>>682809022
>maxium file size allowed is 4 MB
>>682809022
<3
>>682809245
They're here!
>>682807816
l-lewd
>>682809675
>>682809250
Well, I welcome you to /waifu/
Just remember, you're here forever
Hello.
>>682809076
>Wash my tits
>>682809559
Well fuck, who did you kill sis?
>>682809760
We dumping /waifu/ memes for Phoenix?
>>682809022
I also really like this one
best meme right here
>>682809925
>>682809281
Mikan a cute, CUTE.
>>682809675
Yo Shiro. It's been some time. How've you been?
>>682809812
Hello anon
>>682810039
>
>>682809239
>>682809250
Welcome to the thread! I'm guessing you already know who I am since you posted smug?
>>682809294
Yeah I was and gripping hook? Games with grappling hooks are always fun. Any stealth gameplay?
>>682809249
I'm a dumbass for not figuring that out
>>682809338
Yup
>>682809600
It's best to ignore them
>>682809816
Just your tits?
>>682810039
>>682810039
>>682810180
>This shit again
It will never leave and it will always piss me off
>>682810111
Aaaand I forgot pic.
Haven't done that in a while.
>>682810177
I normally post here a lot, I'm just stupid and forgot my picture.
I will now leave.
Anyone have the bread claiming thread meme?
>>682809571
>When something seems like a good idea on /b/ it normally isn't
While that is true I act first then think.
>So, how come you're on /b/? I'm always interested in people
Mainly to shitpost in certain breads.
>>682809781
>Well, I welcome you to /waifu/
Thanks anon.
>Just remember, you're here forever
Will do anon.
>>682810179
> I'm guessing you already know who I am since you posted smug?
Yeah I lurked a bit before claiming,.
>>682810179
>Your hands are free to explore
>>682809916
Koko never told me about his quads. That bitch. See if he gets to drink with me Friday night.
>>682810179
Haha, but he replied to my "alien frog meme" I wasnt counting him as a shitposter. Pretty sure it was a waifu.
Яoll
>>682809912
The naval force of /waifu/ assisted me. I have done nothing.
>>682810264
i have yet to see any /waifu/ meme i can enjoy.
although at least mai isn't doing it to me anymore.
Anyway how as your day been
>>682809760
I'm okay with that.
>>682810111
Hey there Tornado, nice trips!
Doing pretty good, today is a holiday in Germany, so I didn't work too much. How have you been?
>>682810288
>>682810288
I MADE THAT U CHEECKY DICK WAFFLE
also mandatory cc claim
Mei claimed!
>>682810527
>i have yet to see any /waifu/ meme i can enjoy
Come on...
>>682810601
>2016
>not copyrighting memes
>>682810288
LOL SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My waifu is dubs but they never notice me
>>682810652
that was good, but no one posts that one.
>yuuko
>>682810414
Oho, I didn't know that one yet!
>>682810449
>I act first then think
We all probably do kek
>Mainly to shitpost in certain breads
I mainly lurk and save certain pictures in other breads
>>682810527
Mai doing what to you? Harassing you? Stealing your lunch money? No, that was Stocking...
>>682810527
We have a navy? Who did you attack? Should I be worried who you pissed off?
>>682810612
Saw this coming from a mile away
>>682810676
look at file name
also its not a meme
just a semi funny piece of /waifu/ history
>>682810601
Sup cc
>>682810830
>>682809022
>>682809439
No Its been happening for about 2 years now, they thought it was under control with medication but clearly not, he only gets them while sleeping and cant remember a thing. I was the first to properly see it happening while his family used to just find him afterwards with injuries like a dislocated shoulder. Hes completely alright with no injuries but this will probably stay with me for some time. Sorry Im talking so much about it in the thread, just need to vent.
>>682810601
That teamfourstar reference
>>682810449
Nice! Nice to meet you dude
>>682810479
Are they?
>
Very related
>>682810486
Mugi maybe?
>>682810564
Really busy these past three or so weeks. Still am.
I'm going now, so Auf Wiedersehen
>>682810830
>>682810936
Sorry...
and i'm off.
>>682811110
>>682811112
>>682810111
Righteous trips.
>>682810827
Because they're cucks and they don't understand the context.
>>682810559
Eh. Business as usual. Got a shower in this morning so that was nice I guess. How about you, man?
Which anons here are the most poplar?
>>682810978
>swallow
oh shit, my sides have reached the stratosphere!
>>682811112
I know that one tough! kek
>>682811183
Good night Yuuko~
>Chara
>>682811214
Not bad finally able to walk again so thats nice
>>682812206
>able to walk again
Oh, shit. Well, I'm glad to hear it. What happened to you, if I may?
>>682812320
T-boned a semi broke my femur
