This will be the finale for tonight.
Last time, Bell-kun got trips, so he gets to decide who gets the special tarot reading! Congratulations!
>All other functions are suspended, we're wrapping up.
oh boy i get to be lazy and not hand out fortune cookies
>>682735138
I call dibs on the trips
~ Saori
>>682734627
>>682734421
>>682734622
>>682734705
Yeah! Don't beat me!
>>682735138
Hey my name is "James B." can I get a fortune/advice for finals week?
>>682735412
D-do you want my trips, Bunnu?
>>682735412
damn it rabbit now you're getting to me too
The Doc is in. Boat Guy, pls protect me from her.
>>682735681
I got chu!
Why are bunnies so lewd anyways?
>>682736038
Okay.
>>682735422
>James B. has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Love", "18".
Well, it seems like fortune would rather if you focused on love, but as for advice...
Don't put anything off, don't have any fun. Your time should consist only of studying, sleeping, and one extracurricular activity that you do for about an hour or two at a time to keep yourself fresh.
Get plenty of sleep, all-nighters don't help anyone retain information. If possible, use any opportunity you can to get other people to study with you. It's a good way to make friends and they're just as worried as you are aside from the ones who already got their good grades out of the way this semester.
It's all standard advice anyone would give you, so I'm sorry about that.
>>682736243
I dunno, ME-tan.
>>682735619
Yeah~
>>682735625
Oooh~ I sure a happy to hear that!
>>682735681
>>682736038
There is no protection!
>>682736243
We have to reproduce a lot!
>>682736243
Haven't you ever heard of how fast they multiply? That's why.
>>682736374
THERE, BOAT GUY!
>>682736374
i didnt ask for this
>>682736374
>>682736400
But they don't need to reproduce if they're immortal, right?
>>682733777
>>682734111
and I left for a moment
but
>>682733777
>>682733777
>>682733777
again? http://www.wutdafuk.com/
-Sweet Roll
>>682736374
Too lewd
So! What's your question for the gods, Bun bun?
>>682736324
Thanks for the fortune. I'm sure the love was a miss fire because my only love is never getting a 2nd season.
>>682736665
>OFF BY FUCKING ONE
>>682736468
Here, boat guy!
>>682736497
But you want it anyway, yes?
>>682736553
That's true! But the instincts are still there!
> All these trips and i still dont have them
~ Saori
>>682736763
I don't think Hiro-sama hates you all that much.
>trips if "you'd be wrong you stupid bitch"
>>682736665
Bun bun bun bun bun bun bun!
>>682736949
ERROR: LEWD NOT DETECTED
>>682736949
...i admit nothing
>>682736989
meh
>>682737173
Just having some fun while I wait for the bunny's answer.
>>682736949
W-w-wait, m-me? Oka-ay...
>>682736468
Run, Doc, Run!
>>682737426
>runs
>>682736957
Disregrd trips, acquire a new bike!
-Makoto
Something just happened outside
>very angry motorcycle sounds
>screaming
>laughter
>>682737494
Hnnmm...
>>682737457
You didn't think I was calling you a stupid bitch, right?
>>682737564
hide
HIDE
H
I
D
E
>>682736949
The lewdness is getting to me too, this is an excessive amount...
-Sweet Roll
>>682737644
one thing, i'm a guy.
second, no
>>682737755
Well good. You're all quiet and stuff, so I had to make sure.
>trips if you get a kissu from Reimu
>>682738120
>>682738059
trips get?
>>682737564
It wasn't me probably!
>>682738293
no. go back to your block thingies
>>682738406
Alright~
>>682738276
stop it
you're making me nervous
why must it be so difficult to acquire trips?
-Sweet Roll
>>682738693
i dunno
>>682737130
>>682737148
>>682737426
Done with lewd now <3
>>682736665
Sorry, Rei..! Hmm.. How about.. Why isn't everything pure? Everything always needs purifying! It's bothersome!
>>682738587
>giggles
>>682738693
so they are more special when you do get them
>>682738786
[insert victory fanfare here]
>>682738693
I don't know but it makes me sad
>>682738790
stop it
>>682738886
FUCK MY LIFE
~Saori
>>682738977
at least you got dubs
>>682738786
A-awww...
trips
>>682739106
you tried
>>682738786
ok good i started to crack right before it ended
>>682739160
nooooo
>>682738786
bun needs purifying!
>>682739183
what are you doing there
are you a cat now
pls tell me you are now
>>682739211
you got dubs
>>682739102
Next time on Bunny Ball z!
>>682739217
AH! Pre-emptive strike!
*shoots!*
>>682739267
...why do you want me to be a cat so badly
>>682739303
neeeeed them trips
>>682739308
*dies*
Time to get out of bed, I've been stuck here for 5 hours
>>682739399
i dunno
i like cats
also checked
>>682739454
keep crying
>>682739308
Does that mean there will be a next time...?
See look, I can even be a hero!
>>682739585
why not use a gun you idiot
>>682738786
...that's the worst tarot question I've ever heard in my life. I have to invent a new method just to answer this.
>Question: Why isn't everything pure?
>Method Used: Reimu's Three Card Fuck-it
>1) The Devil
Upright - Money matters. Feeling the burden of the material side of life. Desire for physical and material things. Feeling of frustration and oppression. A tendency to collect and hoard money and material objects. Lust. Sexual obsession. The querent's knowledge of his or her own needs, wants and desires. Security versus creative or spiritual fulfillment.
>2) Death (Reversed)
Ill Dignified or Reversed - Change that is both painful and unpleasant. A refusal to face the fear of change or change itself. Agonising periods of transition. Inertia. Lethargy. Mental, physical or emotional exhaustion.
>3) Seven of Pentacles (Reversed)
Ill Dignified or Reversed - Self induced money worries. Bankruptcy, possibly gambling, promising circumstances that end in failure. Financial insecurity.
And that, my dear Reisen, is why the world can never be completely pure.
>>682739565
i will!
>>682739780
you will not
>>682739828
I will so!
>>682739987
nope
>>682739987
i dunno
Checkt
>>682739485
O mai
>>682739585
Well yeah!
>>682739730
How... dare you say something so insulting!? Then don't ask me to ask things! I-it's not like I've ever asked one before! But your answer wasn't a bad one, I guess...
>>682739730
>Reimu doing tarots now
I need my picture finished already dammit! I also need to get back to memorizing my cards...
>>682739730
Sooooo stuff we all already know about impurity?
with that, it kinda feels like a waste to me, but it is your choice, bun bun
-Sweet Roll
>>682740045
yup
>>682740063
iunno either
>>682735138
what is this girls name?
honestly surprised goku hasnt shown up yet to show us his transformations
>>682740175
huh
all of you need to fucking kill yourself.
or at the very least get off /b/ and find somewhere else to suck each others dicks
>>682740214
huh
>>682740123
My answer was perfect and true. Sorry I insulted your question, it turns out it wasn't that bad after all.
But next time you win the lottery, you might wanna spend it on yourself, okay?
>snuggles the bunny
>>682739667
Because real men use knives!
Plus, killing the monsters in the dungeon doesn't require guns!
>>682740123
O-oh, OK. So I'll just wait then... right here!
>>682740306
This poster has 47 chromosomes
>>682740320
meh
>>682740404
bleh
>>682740333
Reimu has 3 trips now
>>682740195
The cosplayer - Nagumo Wa-Nu [NAGUMO WORK] 東方彩椿
The character - Reimu Hakurei
>>682740446
woah
>>682740513
maaan
>>682740599
are we tripping
>>682740333
I give up for the night, no trips for me, goodnight for real this time
~ Saori
>>682740156
I just got them today. I've been awarding them to people who get trips, but...
>>682740462
Y-yeah... I dumped all my stat boosts into Luck.
>>682740686
always!
>>682740361
and still isnt a piece of shit like you.
>>682740867
that's cool i guess
>>682740699
Almost. Goodnight, though. Better luck next time!
>>682740333
>distant sound of a computer being wedged into a wall
Again!?
-Sweet Roll
>>682740477
ty based guy
>>682741063
i just wonder what we passed through
>>682740333
A-auu... I don't think I get it but.. Mmh.. *snuggles*
>>682740361
Ah, don't do that!
>>682741157
passed through the joint ez
>>682740906
well, at least he (as far as I know) doesn't go on threads he doesn't like just to complain.
-Sweet Roll
>>682741310
eyup
>>682741407
fuckya coont
>>682740906
>piece of shit
I'm not the one buttblasted over a friendly conversation, now am I?
>>682740804
Alright, well, I'm just going to go sit over in the corner and curl up into a ball, so I'll be around.
>>682741219
Ah, why?
I'm being patient!
>>682741520
>>682741219
It means it might have been better to ask a question that pertains more to you! Lots of people have been hoping for those trips tonight, after all~
It's fine though. You won, so the question is yours to decide. And I got to do a reading where Death and the Devil both showed up.
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>>682741690
>>682741785
>>682741882
>>682741973
>>682742080
>>682742168
Ya'll really want trips that bad?
>>682742229
>>682742271
trippy
>>682742236
yes
>>682742391
How often do things like this happen?
-Sweet Roll
Well, now that's out of the way... I doubt anyone else is gonna get them tonight at this rate, but I'll stick around and see.
>>682742663
someones gonna get them one way or another
>>682742605
Which things?
>>682742663
>66(6-3)
>And I almost got them again
>>682742475
I could totally read every ones fortunes and such right now, but Reimus got you all on a leash. Think I'll just sit back and watch this happen.
>>682742797
yes but then we couldnt pray to rngsus so we get repeating numbers
>>682742797
>giggles
That's one way to put it, I guess... I only limited it that way because I don't want to be overloaded on my first night! But this has been fun.
>>682742550
what is this
>>682742779
things like the above, like spam
-Sweet Roll
>>682742998
so close to trips whew
>>682742992
>>682742998
Usually the description is in the OP, but this is a continuation from two threads ago. These people are trying to get trips for a detailed tarot reading.
>>682743209
>>682743308
>>682743115
This is light compared to the good old days! Moot and now Hiro-sama have really stepped up the anti-spam defenses. Like I said, don't be so hard on the curse guy. He may be draining you all of your trip-getting powers, but he's not so bad.
>>682742958
RNGesus is a cunt.
>>682742962
Maybe next time limit it to like, even/odd dubs instead. You'd get a good amount of more than trips, without overwhelming yourself.
>>682743390
>
>>682743485
yes, yes he is
>>682743237
ah thanks. can i help? I know some occult stuff
>>682743474
...this doesn't seem like it's for all ages at all. Sure, all the important parts are covered, but would you buy this for little Billy?
>>682743589
>>682743660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21sP7orRS3c
>>682743642
Yes. You wouldn't? What are you, 50?
>>682743621
If you wanna help, sure! I'm sure anyone would appreciate a reading no matter what the source is. I used to have a couple of people doing tarot while I handled other stuff, but they seem to have gotten busy lately.
i gotta new bong last night woo
>>682743806
No, a shrine maiden... Sorry. I guess when my dad was beating the concept of purity into me some of it got stuck.
>>682744037
shoulda punched the cunt right back in the gobba m8
>>682743474
Those were most likely other anons, and this is /b/. where a thread can be derailed at any instant, I was wondering how these threads just seem to be left alone, I wouldve said my thoughts about this earlier, but didnt, out of fear of jinx-ing things
-Sweet Roll
>>682744012
JENNAAAAY. I GAUGHT A NEW BONG LAST NIGHT. WOULDJU LIKE TO SMOKE FROM IT WITHH MEEEH?
will post the next part in 5 minutes
>>682744037
There is nothing impure about that pillow! Unless you yourself is the making those impure thoughts!
>>682744258
Come in the early morning, see how fast Alice threads get derailed the moment she leaves. It's amusing.
>>682744304
OMG mate you're a fucking legend mate, we were thinking of a name all last night .. jenny is it, thanks spud!
>>682743642
how often do you do this?
>>682744258
Ahh, well, it's not that common for me. I'm pleasantly surprised at how well Anonymous has received me.
I've been a part of threads that were sort of like mine for years and years, so I've seen how bad it can get.
>>682743848
whops i meant you!
how often do you do this?
>>682744612
till the mods start banning them z.z lets hope that doesn't happen too soon.
AND NOW FOR THEIR DIRTY SECRETS
>>682744584
>>682744638
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday starting at 8PM. Any other days are optional for me, just depending on how I feel.
I'll probably be here tomorrow though, if nothing comes up.
>>682744446
....maybe I am. Damn it, that lewd version of me somehow made me attracted to myself.
I need to take the Gensokyo Express already.
>>682745085
i can never get onto your threads cause @ work ;-;
>>682744812
The mods have been extraordinarily kind too!
I think secretly Hiro-sama doesn't hate us.
>trips if "wrong again bitch, go die"
>>682744374
>>682745002
Aww, I missed it before the reveal!
Well, I think the loli sounds like a real adventure to date, and since she's not actually illegal....
comeonn trips
>>682745433
das good ray, lets hope it stays that way ;)
>>682745085
ah, i see you around then
is there any skill sets you've been looking for?
>>682744812
Meanwhile, in /b/, with that logic
>porn thread=yes
>r34 thread=yes
>s/fur thread=sure
>racism=perfectly fine
>loli/shotacon=yessir
>fluffy abuse=wh yes indeed
>rekt/gore/guro=totally
>These threads=NO DICE, GET THAT STUFF OFF HERE
muuuuuuuhheaaaaaad
>>682745908
they don't like threads like these for some reason d00d, dunno how it is now i'm hardly ever here
>>682744374
>>682745002
I see very little actually wrong with Jii or Patricia.
>>682745085
RIP Reimu, forever a perv.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQpM8rwpLPg
>>682746057
is that you mako o:
>>682745694
I'm not sure, really. I've just been winging this thing since the start, and people hopped on board to help however they could.
It's hard to say what's needed, but anything could help. We spend some of the time giving people normal life advice and keeping them company when they're feeling down, so life experience or knowledge about certain topics could complement me pretty well depending on who comes in on any given night~
Also, I'm pretty inexperienced with tarot, so if you see me giving a reading and you think you have a better interpretation, feel free to correct it!
i keep getting asked to verify grass and trees man these captchas can go suck a dick
>>682746307
If the captcha asks you to click all the pictures of grass or trees, and you see a big bag of... dried broccoli... do you click it or not?
>>682746178
Aye, who else would it be?
butt bump
>>682746498
iunno, i just got to know your av.. it's daggy
>>682746477
i haven't seen them show me a bag of broccoli, but i probably would.
Did anyone get trips? I haven't been paying attention.
>>682746187
as long you ask for it with pure and clear intentions, you can't fuck it up. It's then up to the person to accept and act upon it.
also, it's pretty common for most of these people to just get normal advice
>>682746694
nots yet i dun think
>>682746694
nope not yet
>>682740175
This could literally be the man who shouted at me on the way home
>>682746641
Yeah me too.
I'd probably screencap it. I mean, if the AI is just going to throw you a joke like that, you'd be a fool not to!
Actually I went back to sleep.
But now I'm awake again.
>>682746567
I was whole heartedly expecting a bunch of kangaroos or emus for your av.
>>682746815
lol, are you aussie?
>>682746859
i keep getting asked for grass
>>682746894
ahahhahaah it can be, i swap it out like that
>>682746880
sleep is for the weak
>>682747092
what if i don't feel tired?
Well, I'm off, see you guys later
-Sweet Roll
>>682747092
Well
I am weak.
>>682746699
It is common, yet they ask for more here anyway. Most of the time, I can only tell someone what they could hear from their mom or a friend. It doesn't always seem that helpful to me, and I always wish I could do more. But sometimes that seems to be all people need. Or maybe it was just to vent.
The fortune-telling, well, I hope everyone takes it with a grain of salt. I might believe in it myself, and it has some value either way, but I don't want anyone basing their whole life on something I told them would happen either.
>>682746757
>>682746775
Oh, good. At least I didn't miss it.
>>682747175
seeya
>>682747092
pre sure you're nocturnal cheef
>>682747174
then dont sleep
>>682747209
well fuck
>>682747270
yep. my sleep schedule is fucked
>>682747408
at-least you give me company!
>>682747044
I'm just expecting to see a screencap one day of a folder that you have filled with 5000+ pictures of emus that somehow convey as much mood as normal pictures.
>>682747238
Fortune telling is legit, I don't doubt it after the kind of readings I've managed to give people only to find out how dead on I was without knowing their situations at all.
>>682747592
i need to get onto collecting emus and kangaroos
>>682747592
oh, there's two of you? since the thread is slowing down. mind if i ask you a heavy question?
>>682747805
>That rally car
>>682747840
I can give it a go, Anon. It's been a while since I've done serious readings, but I'll give it my best.
>>682747592
I've been spooked a few times, myself... whether that's because it's a well-crafted system based on real personality archetypes, like the Arcana, or because something else is going on... well, I leave that for the questioners to figure out.
Either way, it's fun to do, and everyone wants answers.
>>682746894
>>682748076
ah, sorry. i meant to say a heavy as in it goes toward the strange and more controversial?
I really want a reading on my future now though.
Things seem less certain than yyesterday.
>>682748285
why not just ask it?
>>682748207
lopsided
>>682748076
hmm your bike looks good
>>682748131
>>682748368
Aww.. well, you know what, ME-tan, because you've been with me for this long, I'll do one for you. What's your question? It doesn't have to be super specific.
>>682747592
Speaking of which, can you recommend me a good method that's a bit simpler than Celtic Cross? I like that one, but it would be nice to have a short version one for times like this.
>>682748131
Fun indeed. Until you tell an ominous reading to someone that's easily shaken.
>>682748285
Sure, I have nothing better to do ya know!
>>682748368
Want a quick one? Can do my signature single car draw.
>>682748472
I'll take pictures through the rebuilding of things, keep you updated and such! I need a good layout of the fairings though, wanna get a rough design laid out for the repaint that will eventually come around.
>>682748472
well, alright. I just don't want ya'll to stop.
What are your views on lightworkers? are you currently enlisted? what region do you watch over?
>>682748984
i got amnesia sorry.
>>682748775
>>682748789
Thank you!
The question will be 'What should I do?'
>>682748794
You can focus on the other anon, but thanks for the offer.
>>682749159
hi xp-tan
>>682748794
I think I already crushed Bell-kun earlier... I felt pretty bad when the deck fell off the table after I finished drawing his last card.
More than half were reversed, and I was told to upright them if that happens for a better reading. But the bad omens didn't stop there.
Bell s-surely doesn't believe in this stuff, so it's probably no big deal...
damnit a mates at the door, i gotta go i had fun .. i'll see you guys on aneki or somethen, i wanted trips):
>>682748789
I can get a general rough reading with a single card, as if you were drawing in a card game. Shuffle the deck after every draw though, unless you need more insight on the first card. Then draw right away without shuffling. It can get as detailed as you need like that without overloading yourself right off the bat.
>>682748984
I won't lie, never heard of lightworkers before. Seems like a very interesting concept, and I guess I fit 7 of these 8 traits of theirs. I don't think EVERY problem can be solved spiritually. Like, I can draw as many cards as I want, it won't fix a blown tire or a sprung leak, ya know? But it terms of emotional healing, I'm sure it can help solve more than people give it credit for. I suppose I'm not enlisted, so I don't watch over any region. I just figure don't be a dick and try to help others that i come across in my daily life.
>>682749159
You sure?
>>682749389
It'll take a bit. But here's a thing you can try. Upright them all. Split the deck, rotate half. Shuffle, and do this for a good solid 5 minutes. Eventually, it'll feel like the cards are properly shuffled.
But don't let people be offset by ominous readings. And above all, DO NOT lie about the readings. If they got a spooky reading, just tell them. Giving them a false reading because you don't want to upset them is a terrible thing to do and can often cause a bad situation to become worse.
>>682749323
Hello whoever.
I still don't think I deserve to be XP.
>>682749741
i don't know of what traits you are talking about, but not being a dick, wanting to help and having a larger grasp of things are the main things.
I agree with that sentiment of how spiritually fixes everything. That's like half the battle
