Anyone else like drinking like a hobo? I get shit faced for 5$ I think I like 40s cause I grew up on wu tang. Cheap booze thread?
These'll get you good and gone
>>682734194
I'm not drinking tonight, but 211 is pretty solid for a cheap drunk. My tolerance is stupid though, so I'd normally have to drink a couple 40's. Bill is still only like $4 though.
>>682734794
this
>>682734794
I tried one once upon a time. I saw 14 percent on the can and thought it couldn't be beat. The taste was bearable, but I got immediate heartburn from it. Couldn't drink more than half the can. It's much better to make a ghetto one yourself with about a third of a bottle of rum and an energy drink of your choice. That'll fuck you up
>>682734794
4loko gold is the only one I can tolerate
>>682734811
If I drink 2 40s I puke my guts out I stick to one 40 and Miller high life to wash it down
Cunt
I drink Black Velvet when funds are low a fifth for 10 bones.
It's okay i drink PBR
>>682735324
i renember seeing a an anorexic girl getting shit faced off of one... funnies drunk girl ive ever seen
>>682734194
Do u happen to b a teacher ?
>>682736762
No?? Why
>>682736070
Fuck off ya drunk cunt. I'll nek ya
>>682736602
It's really bad though
>>682734194
Two 40 oz.. is about 2.2 liters of beer?
>>682737747
Yes sir and it's 8%
>>682734794
Had em before the FDA threw a fit. Now they just give you a headache. If you wanna get dunk cheap just drink this shit.
>>682738698
Shit burned my throat and got a girl with a nice rack to take her clothes off 5/10
>>682738906
At 190 proof it even gets the bottle its in drunk.
orloff tastes like shit compared to other vodkas but damn its cheap af
>>682739085
What?
>>682738698
>Everclear
That is basically laboratory grade ethanol.
>>682734194
All ill ever need is a 40 & my bitches
>>682736447
Where the fuck can you get a fifth for that?? Not cali..
>>682738030
Well fuck me roman. Why aren't we funding this. I'm in QLD aus, we don't have anything close to that. Except for double jack Daniels cans 8% and the like. which for a single can sells for around US$7-9 for a 375 ml (12 ish oz) can.
>>682739620
I live in michigan... I used to live in California miss my home state
>be unemployed
>scavenge my house for a bunch of singles
>go to liquor store
>look for those big Coors Light cans
>ask how much
>$1.75 each
>do quick math in my head
>head home with 4 cans
>drink myself to sleep
>>682734194
Are 211's your favorite? Or do you fuck with other ones?
I usually go with miller high life or mickeys. Once in a while king cobra.
>>682734194
I used to drink steel reserve.
then I tried corona, heineken, modelo.
now steel reserve tastes disgusting to me.
weird.
>>682739721
Lol i know you miss that weather
>>682739894
Fuck yeah man.. I was a norcal guy I miss only having 2 seasons lol
>>682734194
Bottom of the barrel beer.
The thing is. Like medicine, I drink alcohol for what it does. Not how it tastes
I buy cheap tequila. $15/1.5L. three drunks for $15. $5/drunk seems pretty standard hobo rate.
Like a sir :)
>>682736602
I like pbr. For cheap beer it beats coors, keystone.
>>682740101
That's a good measurement $5/drunk
>>682740015
Ayy same, i stay in the bay area. Its nice out here lately, smooth 70's. Bouta be 40oz weather pretty soon
>>682739716
Hey Aussie bro I'm assuming you're Australian yep you can buy 2 40s for 5.75 I assumed Australians had cheap booze
>>682739889
I like Miller lite myself but if I don't feel like spending then I stick to malt liquor but corona and Heineken is kinda gross tbh
>>682740030
I just chug the shit it's kinda bad but you can't beat the price
>>682740225
Shit go with Bud Light
>>682740285
no matter what you drink its hard to beat $5/drunk. I could probably go $4/drunk if I tried like a motherfucker
>>682740122
Hows your sorority treating you?
>>682740315
Haha nice I lived in fairfield most of my life good old 707
>>682740413
Good
>>682740371
Yeah that's be kinda hard to do though haha
>>682740339
I drank too much of that. Too many penny pint nights getting sick drinking that.
Another good product
>>682740553
That sucks try Rolling Rock
>>682740656
Tried it cause avgn and it wasn't half bad lol
>>682740762
Lol I'm a Bud Light type guy since I live in Missouri.
Works every time.
>>682740534
local liquor store has a 500ml blended whisky for $4 including tax. just enough to buy with couch change but its only 20% real whisky. does the trick though. just barely
>>682740656
I've never grabbed one of those might have to try it. For the 2cent pint nights I've been doing coors. At home its been pbr.
>>682740959
Also if you into Malt Liquor go with Mickeys
>>682740950
Sounds disgusting...I'd still give it a shot lol
>>682740427
Lol thats wassup, i havent stepped out there in a minute. Im in pittsburg, waiting for my chance to get outta here. 925 will always be home tho, ya know
Beer - old Milwaukee
Booze - Nikolai vodka
Alcoholic here , not drinking for taste, just getting from point A to B.
>>682741188
Yeah I know the feeling. Can't wait to get outta here myself
>>682740959
As an addition. I've dropped to cheapest bottles of brandy. 7 bucks for a 750 of brandy at the standard 80 proof. 2 cheap drinks out of that. Or one big night.
>>682741139
Mickeys is ok. Dont prefer malts but have grabbed it on sale.
>>682741139
I tried Mickey's cause I heard in a song "type to sip the Mickeys out of cereal" and it's not that bad but not strong enough
>>682740656
Rolling rock over Coors anyday
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
vote
>>682741191
God I'm the same way I guess I'm an alcoholic huh
>>682741426
Mexican beer Modelo
>>682741454
Lol Mickeys gets me drunk after 2 bottles
>>682741472
FUCK YEAH ANON
>>682741570
I don't know, maybe.
I've missed one day of drinking in many years.
>>682740946
Lmao thats my shit too
>>682734194
Yeah Steel Reserve gets you a nice buzz and it tastes decent, but you end up getting so fucking fat kek
>>682741615
Modelo is good with pizza and wings
>>682741934
HAHAHA DUDE THAT IS TRUE
>>682741267
Shit, atleast no matter where you end up, a cold 40 will always remind you of home
>>682741146
it tastes like burning vomit but it gets me there in a pinch.
gotta drink daily wooo~
>>682741934
You gotta starve yourself the day you drink
>>682734194
The hangovers are awful for me with malt liquor. Worse than sugary faggot drinks or cheap wine. Constant diarrhea and nausea so I had to stop
mmmm 8.2 schlitz
Usually drink cheap wines or other cheap alcohol. 2-5€ max
>>682742244
Holy fuck that malt liquor is damn good I cant find it in Missouri anywhere
>>682741947
>>682741615
Modelo is my favorite, but if im going for cheap, its rolling rock all day. Coors tastes like sweet water lol my pops loves the shit..
>>682742157
Unfortunately the malt liquor made me even more hungrier and I would just gorge afterwards. I'm glad I quit malt liquor and lost some the weight, but I'm still an alcoholic
>>682742275
Lol bum wines like Mad Dog 20/20?
What about Old English? Iv tried most malts so far except that
>>682742373
Shit I should get a bottle now but I am not 21 got till June 12th. Plus all my liquor connections SUCK
>>682742549
Thats very smooth and good
You know something i just realized? Drinking isn't fun. Drinking alone is ever worse. I though drinking would be great. I thought it could actually make me feel happier for just a few moments.
yooper beer
>>682742425
What do you drink now
>>682742602
I only drink alone.
>>682742632
HAHAHA I SEE THAT COMMERCIAL is that beer any good?
>>682742429
No, its called black bear. Wine from blackberries and stuff.. Really sweet but gets you drunk alot. They fill you a bottle from a tap.
>>682734794
when I was 14 (back when they had caffeine still) I drank 2 lokos and pissed on my friends couch and puked everywhere and almost died
10/10 would recommend
>inb4 underage b&, 19 now
Cheap shitty vodka. A 1.75 liter bottle of skol is like 12$ at 40% alcohol. That's how you become a Slav hobo
>>682742552
Lol ill never forget that feeling, i turned 21 back in january. Being 20 is a big joke lol
red dog was probably the worst of the worst,certainly got the job done tho
>>682742711
lol it's pretty good actually
4loko and a miller highlife 40 is guarenteed to get me fucked up.
>>682742602
Drinking alone is chill I just drink and watch cartoons better than being surrounded by people you know what I mean
>>682742755
Oh shit all we got in america is beer from a tap in some gas stations
>>682742831
Dude it is forreal
>>682740656
Tastes like water but is bretty gud with some oj
>>682742602
Nah, drinking alone is boring. I only like to drink around friends
>>682741504
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
your choices were retarded
$12 dollar whiskey handle
>>682742794
Might try that say I don't drink so much beer
>>682742876
Good man
Crazy Stallion. I've only ever seen it here in NYC but it's a dollar for a tallboy and its ~6%
>>682740323
Nah.. if anything its some of the most expensive in the world. Taxed to the hilt. To "curb alcoholism".
>>682742783
Classic loko story
>>682742920
Never tried it with OJ giving that a shot at 21
>>682742871
Lol I thought it would taste like shit but ill try it at 21 got 1 month June 12th
Always buy a bottle of Amsterdam vodka. Its like $16 for a good size bottle, fucks me up pretty good
>>682743140
Are the flavors any good?
>>682740339
Wtf may as well drink piss I aint getting drunk off them take about 20 and pissing alot
>>682743207
Fuck no lol its all about your chaser
>>682743215
DUUUDE That lager is fucking amazing they stopped selling it in Missouri tho
>>682743215
shit tastes like rubbing alcohol mixed with pbr but it's $1.89/40 at the store by my house and it's 10.6%
>>682740339
*platinum
>>682743061
Blame the abos
>>682743305
Hahaha my gf loves the flavor vodkas like UV Cherry.
>>682743370
Lol my main beer since I live in Missouri cost $13.99 for a 12 pack of it
>>682743439
Fucking metho drinking, petrol stealing, speed bump cunts
>>682741426
I sometimes get a can of fosters to start my night.
>>682743207
The Peach and Mango flavors are pretty good. Original is pure shit but its good for a mixed drink.
>>682743497
Thats cheap brah, iv seen that shit go for $18 for 12 on the west coast
>>682743601
Hahaha so what's it like Aussie bro I heard they sleep on the roads
>>682743698
Shit its 15.99 in Missouri
>>682743730
THATS TOOOO MUCH
>>682743822
Thats fucking THREE much lol the cheapest iv found it was like $15 or $16 for 12 pack
>>682734194
Why would you drink Steel Reserve when Olde English exists?
>>682744016
Good god lol you can get a 18 pk of bud ice in missouri for $7.99
>>682744047
This
Place by my college has a 2 for $4 out the door deal for lokos. U know I be gettin gold
>>682744147
Christ, now im gonna try to transfer to mizzou lol
>>682744047
It's not as strong
>>682744240
Watermelon
>>682744245
Lol I tried to go there dropped out decided to go to community college. Lol most beers here in Missouri are good
>>682744335
It's different by region, in my area they're both 8% and pretty much the same price. Olde English wins because it tastes a little bit less like ass
>>682744362
You're the worst kind of human.
>>682744487
Yeah I like it but it's only 5% around here for some reason and 211 is 8
>>682740656
srsly this, rolling rock is pretty good as far as cheaper beer goes
>>682744426
Shit found it at walmart for this much
>>682744548
Gold tastes like battery acid, only tolerable ones are watermelon or purple
>>682744834
Lol its cheap on a budget but this is the lowest price i know in my town
>>682744836
>>682744836
Holy shit, the beer gods love wherever you live
>>682744362
heartburn just thinking about it. go kys for making me think about it.
Steel reserve is good, bud ice is good, cheap straight bourbon like old crow or old charter also does the job cheap. Only bad part about 40s is you gotta pound em fast before they get even slightly warm.
>>682743822
You from St. Louis?
>>682744837
Not that guy but Jesus Christ watermelon is fucking horrendous
>>682744973
Lol only problem is shit sells TOOOOO FUCKING FAST
>>682745070
Yes I am
>>682743738
Yeah certain places they do, the road stays warmer at night. There just Fucking annoying, calling them niggers would be a compliment. More self righteousness, no hardworking slave background.
40% of them are decent blokes.. the other don't even worry about
Bummed I can't find any glass Mickeys 40's around.
>>682745184
Try in ghetto neighborhoods
>>682745184
I swear the plastic makes it taste different
>>682745342
I think so as well.
All I got kek
>>682745073
>>682745041
Honestly, i meant fruit punch
>>682745342
Wait isnt supposed to be glass?
Tatra master race
>>682745639
Lol go give an OG a couple dollars to grab you a 40, jesus
>>682745690
They changed them to plastic "shatter proof" bottle. Its bullshit
>>682745845
Kek in Missouri to many niggers including me but I hate my race
>>682745932
NOOOOOOOOO WHAT HAPPENED Dude please tell me you are joking.
Cheapest beer you can get here
>>682746052
HOLY FUCK!
>>682746023
Just a matter of time before it reaches you /b/ro trust me
>>682745967
Embrace it & become better
>>682746052
I don't think we have that here
>>682746176
In Missouri it better not switch dude that is fucking horseshit
>>682746223
I am lol I am the normal black guy not the ghetto type
Life is too short for cheap beer.
>>682746291
if it's on sale ~3,50€ for a whole crate, taste is bearable
>>682745639
Tf are you drinking
>>682746424
What's wrong with cheep beer
>>682746499
Shitty ass QT Coffee lol got it for $3.56
>>682746456
Lol I'll stick to bud light
>>682745157
Jesus Christ haha they'll die out eventually right? They're really dumb
>>682746511
It tastes like shit for one. Do I need to go on?
>>682746557
You paid too much for it IMO
>>682739549
40oz is good for cheap shit but people like this ruin it
>>682746741
>light beer
lel, why not drink water instead ?
>>682746835
I did KEK out $3. I thought about geting a 25oz of Modelo but my bro wants coffee
>>682746832
Lol good on a budget helps me cool down
>>682746957
KEK lol only beer I can afford unless I get lucky and can afford a nice beer
>>682746957
Drinking light beer is like having sex in a canoe. It's fucking near water.
>>682747153
For bud light maybe
>>682746052
Now THAT was a party
>>682747222
Check'd
>>682747268
Heh, didn't even notice.
>>682747268
You can afford more with that. That's gotta be at least enough for a 40 or two.
>>682747095
I wish I could go to QT im too drunk to drive
>>682746891
>taking things serious on the internet
Bravo you pretentious faggot
>>682747310
Lol
drinking natty light here
>>682747153
WOW SURE HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE
>>682747217
For all light beer ffs. It's all shite. Why even bother?
>>682747359
Arent 40s $2.50?
>>682747366
Shit man walk lol just maintain when you get there
>>682747444
Checked
>>682747366
Bike? Walk? Uber/Lyft?
>>682747453
Regardless. It still holds true.
>>682747492
Here in missouri they are $1.89 FUCK COULD OF GOT 2
>>682747488
Miller lite tastes decent for the price and I don't walk around proving my masculinity so I don't give a shit
>>682747492
>>682747520
Ehh it's late I'm gonna watch some cowboy bebop and sleep a friend of mine got a DUI and I'm off that drunk driving shit
>>682747912
Lol it does have a decent taste
>>682748051
Haha call that uber
>>682743061
It's bullshit, apparently our alcohol tax is loosely based on the strength of the drink itself, so anything stronger than beer is charged steeply, then there's import tax, and then anything thats actually nice to drink costs a fortune anyway.
>>682746767
Only reason they're still around is because they're effectively a protected species. If Aus had been colonized by anyone other than the english they would have been either wiped out or experimented on to extinction.
king cobras masterrace reporting in
>>682748229
Very clean beer
>>682748217
Shit sorry Aussie bro you guys are based but that abo shit sucks haha I don't know of any euro country that would've killed them all.. The Spanish came to Mexico and just raped everyone
>>682748146
Uber everywhere
anyone like taking a fat chug of a 211 and then pour some fourloko in it? Its alright and that being said that shit will fuck you up
Busch is the cheapest I go.
>>682748217
Nigga please. Do you remember pricing pre and post RTD tax?
>>682748550
Damn right man
>>682748618
You have a stomach made of steel
>>682742711
I'm from Canada. Trust me, it's shit. It's the swill that we don't want so we ship that crap out.
>>682748762
I dont do it all the time though.. I usually just get 2 211's.. Its called sidewalk slam btw
>>682747912
When you get to be my age, you'll get what I'm saying ..... maybe.
>>682748825
Oh so much for all that hype on the commercials
>>682749005
Tell me what you mean before I turn the hard way when I'm 40
>>682748933
2 40s???
>>682748333
check'd and yes, yes they are.
>>682742602
This hit a little closer to home than I'd like.
>>682740946
Don't trust him! He'll sell you out to Vader to keep his business going.
>>682749038
Try not to get sucked in by media mmk?
>>682746052
Drinking Oettinger actually gets you death sentenced here in Bavaria.
>>682740031
fuckin shocktop
>>682749546
Lol the bear looked so cool tho but now I know that beer is shit
>>682749669
Hell yeah anon
I've been stealing Wal-Mart brand whiskey from my parents for a whole year
>>682749155
Stick with beer but drink good beer. If the company (like Labatt's or Heineken or Stella) can afford to import their beer, it's because it's the plonk of where they are located. It's swill that the people where they are won't drink.
Go micro brewery and support your local brewmasters. Your taste buds will thank you. Stop being a big chooch. I mean that in the nicest way possible.
>>682743653
too bad it tastes like tap water
>>682750107
Lol thought I was the only one
>>682734194
My nigga thats my shit tho
>>682734194
i like drink these.
>>682734194
Oh yea PBR Steelies Colt 45 and motherfucking Old Milwaukee
>>682750107
Fosters = Labatts = Heineken = Stella = Budweiser = just plain plonk
>>682749286
Yeah always..
>>682750002
I know this but I'm broke
>>682750371
MODELOOOOOOOOO
Never buy the bottle of Modelo get the canned version
2.60 Redd's Wicked tallboy and three Miller Lites out of a 15.00 18 pack bro. I always drink on a budget. When I pass out tonight I plan on waking up and continuing the bender
>>682740339
Who the fuck thinks it's fun to piss 35 times an hour
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>>682750535
here i get the bottle.
i love these and warsteiner,i like my beer strong but never lost the taste.
You have very cheap alcohols. 24 x 0.33l 4,5% beer is here in Finland 24€. Cheapest 40 booze is 26€/litre. Cheapest wines are about 10-6€/bottle.
So every time when drinking commercial stuff I have to spend at least 10€.
If drinking shitty estonian 80% vodka then I can go easily 3€/drunk.
If drinking homemade kilju (yeasty wine out of sugar and water, 10-18%) I can easily get drunk under 0,5€
>>682750751
Lol looks fancy man
A gun and some 211. The american way.
>>682750656
Ahh that's extremely good shit but I couldn't drink in the morning
>>682742602
Sounds like you're a shit drunk with self loathing issues. You should work on that.
>>682750877
Firstly Checked
Second Nice choice
>>682750904
I'm not drinking in the morning, I'm going to be drinking at 4 pm when I wZje up. Only day off this week, I plan on maximizing it
>>682750877
Dude nice God bless America but get a cooler gun
>>682742602
what a fag
>>682750956
Thanks bro
>>682751062
Np man
>>682734194
This tramp juice will get you fucked for cheap man.
>>682751102
9 percent? Nigger get in my fridge right now
>>682751036
Haha good shit I'm gonna drink later too it's cinco de mayo and I'm Mexican so I have to im good drink all that chili and lime shit cause girls like it
>>682751048
Dude its a stolen-looking 1948 colt huntman with a sawn off barrel and no grips. Ghetto as fuck. But it will still kill a motherfucker. Kek
>>682750828
only look fancy,but the price is very cheap
>>682751210
Fuck yeah. New excuse for drinking.
>>682751233
Checked
>>682751256
Lol German?
>>682751172
Be warned, it taste like shit.
>>682751233
I appreciate that but it looks like something I wouldn't use in a ww2 game., looking to buy a glock myself
What's the word?
>>682751210
yesterday i drink a couple of beers and vodka,this vodka is very cheap,aleskin.
EVERYDAY is a excuse for drink /b/ro.
>>682751344
I've had worse. I drink any garbage beer at least once because Zi collect the cans/bottles of all alcohol products I try. I haven't stopped to Natty Ligjt or Pabst yet thoygj
>>682751327
German.
>>682734194
I am in my 40s and still do that sometimes. Best current malt liquor is hurricane ice. I like the 25oz tall boys but the 40 is good too. Normally I drink Labatt though sometimes you want some th ing with more kick.
When I was younger the best ml was Olde English, and if the 40 at 7.5 % was not enough, you got the devastating 64 Oz Jug. The Jug was a beast. Don't think they sell them any more, haven't seen one in 15 years or so.
>>682751420
Thunderbird!!
>>682751371
Yeah a glock 22 is on my wishlist. And i got the colt from a convicted felon for 65 bucks.
>>682751516
Sweet
>>682751102
In a thin blue carrier bag for the less refined park bench jakeball
>Taps aff
>>682751688
>>682751233
>>682750877
Literally i have had dubs three times in a row. Somebody owes me a blowjob.
>>682751688
Uhhh shot in the dark are you from Texas? I want to go to a gun show in Texas to pick something up
>>682751963
All my gf will send GOD DAMN BITCH BEING A TEASE
>>682752109
Appreciated no less brother
I'm always sad at the liquor prices here in Canada when Americans talk about cheap booze. Can't even buy OE or Steel Reserve here. There's Colts 45 here though. All the shitty skunky Mexican imports like Corona, Tecate, Sol and Modelo are about $5 or more a bottle. So I drink Canadian craft brews. $3 for a tall boy of 8% ABV Big Rock is my shit.
>>682752030
Nah man Washington State. Pretty relaxed here with our gun laws. You could walk down the street with a loaded AK and be in no legal trouble.
>>682752277
Checked
I've tried not to be a snob about IPAs and Pumpkin beer and all that crap but when it gets down to brass tacks I really love the TASTE of Steel Reserve and I especially love how three 16 oz. cans for $4.50 can get me as drunk as I ever need to be.
>>682751522
Shit i would've loved the 64 oz jug but olde English isn't that great around my area. Tell me some stories old timer I know you have at least one
>>682752277
Man you don't even have the good Mexican shit? I have a friend that lives in Windsor and she says you have to buy everything from the government
>>682752277
I'm sorry maple syrup bro, especially since you get the awful hard metal tasting Mexishit. I wish I could send you a bottle of Great Lakes. It's a surprisingly decent Northeast OH craft beer with plenty of varieties
>>682752581
That's because IPAs are terrible
>>682752812
Each province has their own governing body with varying degrees of shittiness/effectiveness. In the case of my province, everyone has to buy everything from the government. At one time, the little craft breweries there were had to sell their shit to the government, buy it back at a mark up just to be able to sell it. THEIR OWN PRODUCT. There have been steps to privatization but booze is still way too expensive.
>>682753607
That sucks ass
