Waifu claiming thread.
>Im not here Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>chain lurk pics
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>not here but still baking because of Kagami
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
Kyouko claimed.
Still lurking and claiming :)
Best Ass Game Waifuu in the place
Aqua claimed
Shiragami Youko claimed, again.
My Dad just called me and asked me to teach him how to play Smells Like Teen Spirit on guitar.
>>682698453
ooooo mirror.....
>kagami claimed!!!
Post surviving ships.
>lurks
Best girlie claimed!
Still lurkin'.
i didnt realize how long i accidently grew my hair out holy shit
pic related for a general idea
its a bit longer than that
>Just an empty husk waiting for August
Best mage claimed~
>ship sailed edition(?)
>>682698323
Don't tell me you were lurking this whole time? kek
>>682698659
Your dad sounds neat.
Do it.
>captcha: select food
>2/3 pictures are pizza
Even when I win I lose
>>682698695
>none with me
>>682698784
Nice.
>>682698695
Does it count if we're cool now and both agree it was correct to sink it?
Well this week's episode of the flash sure was uh
explosive
Aizawa claim
Rumia claimed
>>682698615
Holy fuck I love the Ill Minds of Hospin 1-8. Dude fucking speaks the truth and now my laptop is on fire cause he's spitting fire!
>>682698784
Hey, mine is too!
Actually about that length exactly, if not a cm or two shorter.
>>682698980
I tried so hard to watch that show, but like
>some episodes are written with clear brilliance
>others feature some of the worst writing in a TV show I've seen
>peach eating noises
Akiko claimed
>>682698922
pretty rad
you should teach him everything but the solo jsut to fuck with him
>>682698962
I would prefer it to be an ongoing ship, though I guess that I didn't set any rules..
>>682699087
Should've said "laptop is burning cause he's spitting fire"
>>682698876
He told me he's jealous because he tried to learn it for years.
>>682699178
Kek
He doesn't deserve that.
>>682698896
He's a pretty cool guy.
>>682698984
god DAMN
>>682699131
The really bad ones are where their budget tanked, usually they happen right after or right before a really big crazy episode, so they cut back on everything including writing to save for the crazy shit.
>>682698695
me and megumin have a ship!!! don't know what the name is though......
>>682699082
You, again.
How do you feel about Kasich dropping out?
>Assuming I'm think of the right waifu.
>>682699175
>tfw when peaches are so sweet I can only eat like one half at a time
I like them better vaguely underripe because they're not as repulsively juicy.
>though I'm down for another variety of juicy peaches
>always down for those kind
>>682699453
<3
>>682699514
S.S. explosive tsun
>>682699131
long hair BOYS
speaking of hair i need to get it thinned badly
>>682699419
>tried to learn it for years
well now i feel a little bad for him because i learned it (besides the solo) in about 20 minutes :(
>doesn't deserve that
damnit
oh well i was just joking :)
Hello everyone, how's it going?
>>682699087
>Hopsin
My nigga.
>Best idol claimed
>>682699525
I feel the same way. Trump has the nomination, Hillary has the nomination, Hillary will be the next president.
>>682698984
I love your pic!
Welcome to the ass club!
>>682699525
Oh you're back fast
Nah Shizu, canned peach halves all the way
Preferrably in that sweet syrup
>tfw you drink the syrup from the can afterwards
I know it's not everyone's cup of tea but I'm just an incorrigable sweet tooth
![Aizawa4[censored].png](https://i.imgur.com/xdQdPlT.png "Aizawa4[censored].png")
>>682699643
Eh not as good as the last one
Anna Liebert claimed bb
>>682699677
Dubs confirms it kek
>>682699878
i like it!!!....who has a wind bottle to break????
>>682698984
>>682699643
Ass.
>>682699763
It's pretty easy, but he told me it's really hard for him to play guitar because he can't move his hands very well.
>>682698695
Aww
>>682699738
Breast friend.
>>682699807
>>682699830
Sadly there are limits to what I can post due to lewdness
Also Barry congrats on waifu? Or were you always an Aizawa lover?
>>682699788
Ah ah ah Foolerino, convention isn't till July, Cucklord Supreme can still pull through. Hopefully.
>>682699525
>though I'm down for another variety of juicy peaches
>always down for those kind
Can't have those peaches
>>682700072
rest in piece maine....
>>682700072
>You guys have never hijacked a military-grade artillery-based watercraft
>You guys will never know the feeling of slamming it's steel hull straight into shore
>All of the unsuspecting people at the docks screaming in vain, as you plow through the wood and the metal
>opening fire on any one person who dares to get in the way of you and the filling of the void in your heart
>the void that could only be filled with the sound of metal scraping against metal as you tear someone's quay to pieces
>but soon the hole begins to deepen once more
>that is not enough
>you must go further inland with your boat
>they will experience no pain in death, nor an afterlife
>you are god now
And that's what real shipping is, folks.
>>682699763
>thinning your hair
>not just thickening your body
We could be heroes
Why are anime girls white/western in like 90% shows/manga?
>>682700052
joining the ass gang? ',:^)
>hard for him to play guitar because he can't move his hands very well
ahh i see
i can understand that
>>682700072
Shinoabun is kill?
>>682700401
Because asian people ironically hate slanted eyes and strive to be more western, which relfects in their art
>>682700401
because they look better
>>682700206
Well, I needed to find a replacement for Miia since I refuse to be the 5th one of those, and Shiragami got me interested in the show and the manga and I ended up really really liking it so that's how I ended up with Aizawa cuz she a qt~
>>682700178
Booby brother.
I still don't know what I missed the other night.
>>682700008
I have a bottle of empty scotch..
>>682700072
RIP shinoabun, I enjoyed seeing you two..
>
>>682699778
Finally listening to 1-8 I'm on the part where some dude bumps into him and what he did in ill mind of hopsin is creative as hell. Live how he chose the red over blue like a matrix reference. And I'm doing good. You?
>>682699878
>>682700008
I might..
>>682700310
Please forgive me for being jealous
>>682700401
You know why.
>>682700211
Trump is the only one in the race, it would be very very unusual for them to put someone else forward when he is the only one left. As far as the Democrats, Hillary is ahead of Sanders as far as delegates, plus she has the super delegates. Even if Sanders were to win 100% of the states from now until convention day, Hillary would still win.
>>682700310
No carrier is big enough for those peaches
>>682700365
>
>>682699788
I'd like to bank on the <10% chance Sanders has, but the truth is, even if he were to drop out now, it wouldn't be for nothing. He got an important and powerful message across.
>>682699818
Just make sure you take care of your teeth
>Winners don't get cavities, but sometimes things happen
>>682699453
Yeah, I noticed that pattern whenever my roommate watch Arrow, as well.
>>682700233
>peaches galore
>>682700072
Im sure you will find a real bunny who cares about your feelings and not for hambughas.
>>682699738
moonpie
>yuuko
>>682700590
>
>>682700717
empty.....that's no good....hmmmm i wonder where that could've gone.....
>>682700990
Kyouko loves her nutella.
>>682700469
His hands are like twice as thick as mine too, that's probably why.
>implying I wasn't already a part of it ;^)
>
>>682700670
I tried to get an anon waifu and it backfired.
Everything is fixed now.
>>682700401
Supreme race.
>>682698695
>44 unseen messages
>>682700206
Awww you're soo cute with that little tail!
I just want to take a bit!
>>682701034
Yay!
>Sanders and Hillary refuse to back down
>democratic vote is split
>republican nominee Donald Trump walks into the White House and Makes America Great Again
You're lost in violet. You love them, now you know. (bang bang bang)
>>682700909
Fluffy hair.
>>682701117
As long as you're happy I'm happy.
>>682701168
That's my fucking worst fear.
I'm not lying, that's genuinely scary to me.
>>682701089
Shit mane, das good shit
>>682701163
and today we see that no ship that belongs will truely disapear....
>>682700765
When I said Cucklord Supreme, I meant Sanders, not any of the dropouts from GOP. But yes, I'm aware that Sanders doesn't stand a chance but I'm still disappointed because of it.
>>682701117
B O O T Y
>>682701269
>>682701269
>>682701269
>>682701269
>>682701269
>>682701269
Illegal detected
>>682698453
im kinda too drunk tonight, hi
>>682701269
Da hell is wrong with you
Why do you hate freedom?
>>682701117
Too lewd!
>>682701595
Robots can't get drunk
>>682701163
>>682701034
Every ship is an immortal one~
>>682701058
It went straight into my liver~
>>682700881
And that message is that Hillary loves [local sports team] and always eats at [local restaurant].
>>682701388
Why? Sanders is an idiot. He's an idealist, sure, and he promises some great shit, but the Congress wouldn't let him get what he wanted, effectively making him the most ineffective president since Calvin Coolidge.
>>682701595
Get lewd
>>682700881
Strange thing, my teeth are a little darker in coloration due to a mutation, but thanks to this I also have incredibly strong teeth according to my dentist
>tfw never had cavities
>tfw I bit through iron wire when I was a kid
>tfw bit my way through an iron wire fence and escaped the playground once
>>682700580
>>682700717
>>682700891
>>682701365
>>682701699
Got a boat from the ship that dunked. We'll rebuild it and make the sturdier!
>>682701652
they can accidentally
>>682701831
is this good enough?
>>682701394
>implying I'm not a pasty white dude who's only ever been out-of-country once
>It was a three-hour trip to Canada
>>682701226
Then I'm glad you're happy. How was the workout?
>>682701388
It's good.
>>682701651
Not even close to 2lewd.
>I have far worse
>I will never post that here
>>682701269
Hillary is far scarier.
>>682701699
oh no!!! well i have one if you need it....but it bypasses your stomach?? that's sooo cool
>>682700749
Nice! It only gets better from there. I'm pretty good also.
>>682701124
I'd die. If I have one it's scary enough. But I'm still adjusting.
I'm about to turn in, but how're you doin' , Ruri? I tried to send you a photo but it wouldn't work...
>>682701651
Not lewd enough (^:
>>682701992
>I will never post that here
aw damnit
>>682701163
>>682701981
>implying all illegals are brown
Biggest illegal immigrant group to this day is the Irish
>>682701651
>>682701831
>>682702147
Lewd?
>>682701117
B O Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnmjGc3kXm0
will you dare to learn this one? ',:^)
>>682701651
>too lewd
its just a butt
>>682702088
Goodnight for when you do turn in beautiful.
>>682702147
>Not lewd enough
God I love your style
>>682701992
Hard though I am now a meme.
>>682701595
We can never be too drunk~
>>682701867
Make one giant ship together! One that will destroy anything in it's way~
>>682702081
Right!?
>well i have one if you need it
You have booze right now?
>>682702356
hell yeah my dude
>sees a pic of galkos ass
>immediate first thought is "damn i need to wank"
>tfw
>>682701838
>bit my way through an iron wire fence and escaped the playground once
Holy fuck I don't know whether to laugh or be concerned.
>>682702183
That wasn't the implication, I just meant to say that even if I was illegal, I wouldn't get busted for it.
But now I have that fact about the Irish, thanks!
>>682701992
Hillary can't do anything with congress the way it is. It'll be just like Obama again. Trump though, could have free reign over all. And that's scary.
>>682702450
>never be too drunk
i dont know, im not really enjoying how im feeling right now
>>682702311
I don't know man.
>out of good butts
>most Galko art is centered around the tiddies
>>682702384
>I am now a meme
Did I miss something?
>>682702732
Have fun my man.
;^)
>>682702745
That just means you're not drunk enough
>>682702745
That means you're not drunk enough
>You should probably drink some water and sleep
>>682702450
i mean the liver but there's some in my fridge, i haven't done that yet!!! lol
>>682702084
I need more underground rappers. Love em so much now. Hate rap at first because "Oh nigga fuckin bitch get dat money nigga!" In middle school but now. I found real rap. It's amazing! Now I can play real rap to hear real music and not because it's catchy in the car lol
>>682702182
>
Needs to be softly bullied
>>682702450
Soon... We're all still waiting for the S.S. explosive tsun to set sail
>>682702732
1. Fap
2. Feel good
3.???
4. Profit maybe?
>>682703108
Stolen
>>682702745
>alcoholic reporting in
>Mirai claim
Whatcha drinkin' Nano?
>>682702585
Always there for each others!
That's the spirit!
>>682702732
I know that feel.
>>682702922
There's a /fit/ meme for deadlifting 135lbs that goes LMAO1PL8. I deadlifted 135 tonight.
>>682702737
At the time concern was probably the most appropriate. When toddler me found out I had a debilitating bite it became my primary defense. I bit pretty much everything to shreds. My nails, wood, my socks, pencils, etc. I bit someone who tried to pucnh me a scar on his palm. I don't bite that much anymore since I got my adult set of teeth
>>682703108
Trips and I steal kagami
>>682702088
>If I have one it's scary enough.
Light probably wouldn't need any more than the absolute necessary, at least not with you, Mikan.
I'm doing fine, thank you for asking!
I was working on an essay recently, not much else worth mentioning.
>Oh, and she sends her greetings, now that I remember.
And please, get as much rest as possible.
>Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>>682703341
>>682703510
Nice.
I used to deadlift in high school.
>what happened to your pictures?
>>682703510
Goddammit that's the second time, and I even went back and realized I hadn't posted this picture but I still hit post before attaching it.
>>682703661
only megumin can steal kagami silly, but nice try....
>>682703510
Congratulations on barely standing up
>>682702450
>>682702745
May I remind you of my story and advise you to learn from it?
>>682703813
I'm an idiot.
Best Awakening waifu
ok be back
>>682703813
i dont know what it is about this pic but i really like it
>>682703608
>it became my primary defense
Haha, do what you can with what you have, that's the rule!
>>682703108
Don't worry, my liver is still healthy and alive~
>Besides, I wouldn't want you to lose your liver over me <3
>>682703917
Being drunk make legendary stories~
>>682703825
<3
>>682702745
Nano! Good evening
>>682703814
>>682703947
I see now.
>>682703983
It's one of my favorites.
>have fun with that ass pic
>Shizuru is alive still, i promise.
And counting.
>>682703825
Can't steal Kagami but I can steal her panties.
>>682704046
i would give my liver to you if you needed it!!!
>im glad your liver is healthy <3
>>682704299
kek!!!!
>>682703608
When I was really young my unbeatable move was to roll on my back and kick the shit out of anything approaching me
>>682703766
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>>682703510
I still can't properly diddy lift. I puff chest out, tighten abs, and lift with legs tracing the bar on my legs and don't feel it in back. Had a big dude show me how to do it and felt hamstrings worked once and rest was lowerback. I dont wanna go to snap city. What the hell am I doing wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzOIw-NsG9M
>>682704299
>checked
Aww you know it
>>682704348
When I was a kid I knew how to take a hit. I was the youngest boy in the family and my older bro was a lot bigger. All that unfair roughousing made me the absolute dominus of my year though. I'd usually take one or two hits before delivering some kind of critical strike or takedown in playground skirmishes. Man, kids are such violent assholes
>>682704370
Probably just had a weak lower back
But also everyone is gonna have different leverages for liftan
Try to get advice from someone your height with similar foot/shin/femur/torso ratios
>>682703044
>>682702995
no that means i've been drinking too much.. i dont like throwing up or passing out, and if i feel out of control i hate it.
>>682703447
i was drinking corona with a shot of bacardi limon in it
>>682703917
i dont drink that often, today i just drank one drink too much and im not enjoying it.
i seriously drink like once every 5 months, not a huge alcohol drinker, i like tea
>>682703341
>"Oh nigga fuckin bitch get dat money nigga!"
This so much.
Certainly agree with ya. While some mainstream is good, underground rappers have a more down to earth feel.
>>682704299
I choked on my pepsi kek
>>682704339
I better stop damaging my liver then, I wouldn't want you to suffer because of me~
>>682704046
I almost died though
>>682704839
Found my greentext again
>Akiko
>>682704744
By the time I got to school though I never fought anyone... My brother is a bit older than me but he was a real bro - I think he defended me in school because nobody ever gave me any flak.
>I <3 you bro
>>682705023
That is the price to pay for a story so legendary
>jk, glad you're ok~
>Megumin
>>682702922
>most Galko art is centered around the tiddies
>implying that's not wonderful
>>682705012
w-what's in that box??
>it's my liver in a box!!!
there's no suffering too much for megumin!!!!
>i died after all
>>682705466
>what's in the fucking box
>frosted flakes nigga damn
>>682705373
It is wonderful.
>I just wish there was more than two good ass pics
>>682705136
Nah, my bro was an abusive lazy powercrazy piece of shit who is now exiled. He's sueing my mom for more allowance because he fucked up college and wants to go work but is short on cash. This is also the reason I'm so motivated to succeed my studies. This is my chence to overtake my brother and succeed where he has failed. I will ascend from his shadow at long last. But those are sad stories for some other time
>>682705373
Booty is wonderfull
>>682705591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHQBgOZKk6k
im back
>inb4 how was the wank
>>682705648
>suing his own mother
I hope you're not serious.
>>682705466
Nice prank~
>It's a prank..... Right?
>>682705837
Yo.
>>682705837
how was the wank xxdddd lollll lmao
>Megumin
>>682705837
how was the wank?
>just b/c you're inb4 doesn't mean I can't ask
>>682705734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IExFMBoIX2E
>>682703845
Thanks.
>>682704370
I have no idea, took me until today for my trainer to say I finally did them fully correctly, I can't even visualize what you're saying either.
>>682705648
Damn, that's a crap turnout for your brother. Can't choose your family, huh?
I'd say your battle is already won, but why not win harder? ;^)
>>682706013
GOOD LORD
>Barry
>>682705023
yeah but i literally barely ever drink, i dont get pressured into drinking
today i just accidentally drank one more than i should have
>nano
