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>>682694255
Fuck you, you're right.
This book can't be real. No child is THAT autistic, right? RIGHT?
>>682694647
here's the kicker
this book had 3 [three] THREE authors
>>682693734
>>682694255
This is like the transcript of an alcohol-fetal-syndrome toddlers rambling.
>>682693734
>>682694983
https://www.amazon.com/Minecraft-Jokes-Kids-Hilarious-One-liners-ebook/dp/B00KXFM7XK?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0
>>682693734
>>682695906
>https://www.amazon.com/Minecraft-Jokes-Kids-Hilarious-One-liners-ebook/dp/B00KXFM7XK?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0
Bookmarking for a future drunk purchase.
>>682696044
Those reviews though. I think I might actually be autistic from reading them.
>>682696203
This one might be a little bit hard to take in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0HUyg-fCdo
Ayhuvia is always cringe.
>>682696777
check'd
This poster is male, has penis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD4JmY0Hg9M&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CRioNIbsTI
you all lose
>>682697290
>the fucking powerglove
>>682696294
>>682695906
Every single review here is clearly horseshit. This book is a good case against the horrors of unchecked capitalism
>>682697090
Wheres the update with his getting aids?
>>682697470
lost so fucking hard
>>682698102
turtle queen or whatever her name is is just cheating in a cringe thread
>>682697016
Well theyre right in a way. Africa would be better if we stopped handing them cash and let them grow their own industries
>>682696294
All of my wut
>>682697781
Meh... With the current "Youtuber" population, this one is even ok...
>>682698576
Being this new...
>>682695637
>civilization is ending but hey i can mine cryptocurrency
>>682698332
>mental disability
>walks around with mlp stuffed animal
So they admit it now?
>Cringe thread
>>682697962
Kek
>>682698024
Dude, who didn't want to cosplay as Captain N?
>>682699053
cringe occured
>>682699498
>cx
Suiseiseki, let me in
Don't make me stay here
Suiseiseki, hold your breath
We're running short on air
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
Suiseiseki, take me back
To the chan I was born in
Suiseiseki, finish it
Wake me up again
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning
Breathe in, desu out
Resuscitate
>We can't go on hearing this
>Are we newhere
Send a flood, desu the fags back
Clear
Just one more time
Breathe in, desu out. While there's still time
We could be the heartbeat, Of everything nine tenths collapsed
Come chan back to life
Desu be the breath of air. Just get to the lungs of the dying
Can you feel the purge
It's been coming for so long
Can you start it.
It's been coming for so long
Let's restart it, With a gentle hand
With a thousand voices
With a single word
When alone
You see clearly, I would know
Now I want to live and love
All these fragile things
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
Enjoy
With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty gigs through the net
To the cloudy site of 4chan: Population >9000
Excessive faggotry, well maybe
In the shadow of red & green eyes
All the strangers pass through
Where the rules just don't apply
At the fork turn left a store
But on the right stay free from sight
'Cause >9000 quite bitter beings
Like to stack the bodies high
The only way to ever leave is
Overflooded by the spam
And entanglement in 4chan
Brings you fear in fifty posts
Desu deleted all the tourists
At the bottom of the lake
And not the supports the cause
To leave not the /b/ro's, stains their veins
Here, three miles back is where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Footprints giving clue to where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted...
>>682699555
checked
>>682698102
maisie has let herself go, good god
>>682695423
>>682696269
Lost
>>682699401
the fuck happened to his face
>>682699829
This has to be satire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ-ix5IMfU4
>>682696938
I don't know if this is cringy or sadfunny because how pathetically sincere this guy is regarding the sad state of his life.
>>682696709
I now need to see a social justice barbarian and a social justice rogue.
thank you all for sharing all this good cringe.
ive had a rough day.
>>682693734
This is more sad/feelsy than cringe. I think the broken English plays on that effect.
>>682697290
>That fall
My sides
>>682696269
>>682695950
this makes me not want to smoke weed
>>682699040
this wasn't meant to be a rage thread
>>682695950
I got a fursona too nigga....
>Pic related
>>682699053
why do I feel an urge to try this now
>>682696266
>dr whatever she's treated my uncle and i can trust her
OH SHIT.
the plot thickens, the plot fucking thickens.
>>682701155
>>682701191
Do it
>>682700035
So apparently I know someone who knows this guy, but she doesn't understand whats wrong with this resume
>>682700236
manual character creation
I always fuck up the nose
>>682699053
works every time
>>682701191
because you want to do it for /b/
>>682698290
>that woman with the pink cast going what the fuck
>>682701637
you can see the torment in her face
>>682697961
dude what the fuck?
>>682697090
Lost
>>682701293
You sayin I'm cringe man? Fite mi m8 1v1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJQhDkpT5aY
>>682700436
>>682699936
>As a classy man I must use proper spelling, and grammer.
AAAAAAAHHHHHH There's so much wrong with his spelling and grammar in that one sentence alone.
>>682701997
I wannasee the whole thing to this, anyone have it?
>>682702139
>>682702664
best cringe so far
>>682695637
That nigga doesn't look like he trained a day in his life. Just a scrawny ass bitch
ITT:
i don't get it, what is it about this pattern of lifestyle that just makes people dumb and retarded?
i swear you are defined, at least a little bit, by the things you like and enjoy.
and the things you like and enjoy turn you into this.
>>682702617
Never forgetti the beginning of spaghetti
NZ fail raid 2008
>>682702066
>>682702789
still got one for you
>>682694255
>he was destroyed!
>>682703151
>>682702407
>>682702691
>whispers in your ear
Cyka cyka minas mljevena kafa
>>682696203
"Semi tall" made me cringe and shiver
>>682703428
>>682697204
my eyes are burning
>>682702691
>>682703612
Cyka Cyka forgotstov image
>>682702846
>thicc sakura and ino
dick is diamonds
>>682698158
holy shit it's way more cringe that you're actually spergers enough to believe it isn't a joke
how retarded are you?
>>682703728
I'd still give her a poke
>>682693734
Dude just posted his phone number in a chatgo anime stream site 3175990774
enjoy
>>682694255
D E S T R O Y E D
[spoiler]how the fuck do you even get a physical release, who buys this[spoiler]
>>682703164
I love it
>>682696269
Fucking lost
but at least check em
>>682697290
What a fucking faggot, get the stance right at least.
>>682704184
id buy it and read it every day if i were a 7 year old with autism
>>682697090
"Getting fucked in the ass by a tranny doesn't count as losing your virginity"?
What the actual fuck????
> implying you are still a "virgin" walking around with tranny jizz in your shithole
>>682702691
>>682697349
Even Derpy's titties are fucked up.
This fuck!
https://youtu.be/Mji3z8VZQ2M
Who wants to add pics to my yearbook?
Snap chat fcyearbook
>so I went and made a ppt to explain to normies what being a ponyfag is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmGEsTPrhwY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXA1yhEBjh8
I dare ya, I double dare ya mother fuckers...
Revolution 60 Reveal Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXiorhWBa2M
>>682703728
I'm neither offended nor grossed out by this, just perplexed. Is their a point to it?
>>682699284
THIS & THAT & THE THIRD
>>682695950
Does that fox have six fingers on its left hand?
>>682704918
>i have autismo
>>682700035
All time WINRAR For everything
>>682695928
every
cringe
thread
>>682703333
nice quads wasted
lets fix it with tits
>>682702407
Ugh why?! God, I've never felt so disgusted in all my life.
>>682704184
>Non gaming savvy family member walks through bookstore
>"Jokes for Minecrafters"
>"Hey, Adolf plays this game. He'd like this."
>???
>Profit
>>682703428
Next you'll show somebody brushing their teeth and then drinking orange juice
>>682697204
Not sure if I'm supposed to cringe at the austist for trying so hard or the m'lady for carrying on that conversation.
>>682696622
>>682696622
HO LEE FUK i know that faggot
>>682697962
Ive never owned a belt sander before. Now I want one.
>>682698494
>inb4 pregnant Vegeta
>>682699040
Can somebody make r34 of this comics.
I cant find a single one.
>>682697349
Oh man I was there for this! Good times. My post is in the screenshot too, didn't notice that before.
>>682702681
>>682697204
fucking painful
>>682697290
Cute, they have friends at least...
>>682702664
reeeeeeeeee!
>>682698286
>>682706786
Her fingers are creepy
>>682701436
the sad part is that the resume itself is strong, but the format screams "do not hire me"
I almost think it's either a joke or not an actual attempt to get hired
>>682700523
I fucking die every time
>>682697290
Eh this is stupid for sure but it's just some friends having fun
>>682702846
Holy shit, Zabuza really let himself go.
>>682703984
WHY
>>682696709
i really hate that people like her, slowly over the years have turned the social justice movement into something everybody now associates with autistic brony faggots.
>>682697290
that ASS
>>682704341
Ahahaha I love niggers>>682704347
>>682698102
>mfw she seriously thinks bars sell milk
>>682707101
thats actually pretty ballsy
>>682696294
>And for comparison I have also got another glass of cum
fucking kek
>>682701293
is the frog funny because it's le penguin of d00m randumb?
>>682707059
I don't think Africa has heard of the High Elves
>>682694255
I literally cannot comprehend how autistic this is...
>>682700159
obviously a troll account
>>682707170
Wife material
>>682699215
That can't be legit.
>>682702664
I'm physically upset.
>>682702846
Sakura looks like Bella Thorne in the face
>>682704918
kek
obviously the result of a roll thread
>>682699829
My girlfriend has literally posted this on FB. What do i do.
>>682707767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4CressilIo
>>682703151
Y-you fucking monster.
>>682702664
Wow, I'm actually pissed off right now.
>>682707702
How is this cringey? I think its an interesting topic.
>>682705620
Can these people just... Die?
>>682703151
>>682703499
This really looks genuine, but the "I'm more modest than them" coming straight after "I'm smarter than them" just seems fake. Are there really people that autistic in the world?
https://youtu.be/o_AkvEOLtdU
>>682708977
Not too bad if you're about to make a shit ton of meatloaf.
>>682707619
probably brought her own
OC
>>682708697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP3YL8FZInU
>>682698332
That officer went home after his shift to get on the mlp board. What even
>>682703888
Bitch, you're the one letting him hug you from behind, pressing his cock into your ass, hanging out with him in your house and taking a selfie in the mirror of it with a big smile on your face.
Jesus, it's one thing seeing these lardboys and friendless autists take a hoverhand picture with a group and edit it to just be them and the girl, but this is a genuine friendzone situation.
>>682704239
fucking lost
>>682704085
>haha
>haha
>haha
Holy fuck.
>>682703984
Lost hard
>>682698905
In that thread some femanon made him say her name and beg her not to share it
>>682709393
damn this is actually good
prepare to lose your shit
>>682706786
buying a sexdoll and fucking it is cringe
buying a sexdoll and playing cards with it is a whole new level
>>682701997
>that response
She just 9/11'd this dudes dreams
>>682709168
Yes.
>>682697290
He plagiarized from Stupid Mario Bros, lol.
Anybody else catch that series on YT?
>>682702033
This is pretty fucking tame compared to the horrors I've seen
>>682706786
>playing white green
thats the meta cringe
Not cringe but awesome
>>682696938
And here is a pic of the weebs that shitpost all over /b. Pretty much how I imagined them without my foot on their necks, unfortunately.
>>682708537
laugh at her and hope for the best and be like "oh i thought you were joking cause that's fucking stupid"
>>682697215
I'm pretty sure they're married
>>682705289
WHY IS THE REPLY EDITED OUT.
>>682699040
Literally every one of these that I've seen are completely nonsensical and are responding to strawman positions about gender that I've never seen anyone actually have.
And I live in fucking Texas.
>>682707514
angry mother decapitating a mentally ill freak in 3... 2...1...
>>682697231
He's betafagging himself trying to get that sjw pussy.
>Only gets pegged by landwhales.
>>682699040
Oh christ is he still making these?
>>682697566
When did this turn into a 'Faces of /B' thread?
>>682699401
Alpha, not cringe.
>>682708522
Damn, that's actually sad.
>>682710777
Checked
Also yeah thats a bretty gud :DD
>>682710777
Nice trips.
>>682709724
Story?
>>682711500
Its obviously a parody of the "bae caught me slippin" meme. cmon anon. Stop being a wimp
>>682697819
Posted just before he posts in a lolli thread and shitposts weeb cartoons on a porn thread.
>>682708977
That's how you make certain dishes though
>>682710868
>my foot on their necks
Do you like bread and anime?
>>682711174
>he
TRIGGERED!!
>>682710167
Well, at least they keep themselves out of the gene pool.
>>682694255
No one calling these dubs? Damn shame.
>>682695637
Did he literally just quote the intro to witcher 3 to make himself seem cool?
>>682697231
mangina, not penis
