Fluff Thread: Fluffy Philosophy Edition
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Fluff Thread: Fluffy Philosophy Edition
>>682685876
>Philosophy Edition
thats a good edition
>>682685876
Need Philosopher Fluffies now.
There's an image of a fluffy being stabbed liked Caesar somewhere.
>>682685876
>Philosophy Edition
Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QgCfnBtF7M
>>682681558
“Munsta!” it cries, “Widdik munsta!” the Earth fluff begins to struggle in place, flapping its stumps uselessly. The panic in the Earth Fluff causes all of the other pillowfluffs to panic as well.
“Munsta! Go 'way munsta! Nu wan munsta pway!” another pillowfluff cries out. The green pillowfluff that triggered this whole event falls on its side, rolling towards Riddick. The black Alicorn flees before he is struck.
“Nu munsta! Widdik nice fwuffy... Wan fwiends an' pway!” he cries out, but his barely heard over the cries and panic. The green pillowfluff rests upside down against the wall of the safe room.
“Munsta make Mossie dizzy! Evewyfing bad upsy downsies! Munsta bad! Side huwties, munsta giff side owchies!” The pillowfluff is clearly in a panic, beyond consoling or calming down without human intervention. Riddick for his part runs behind the line of pillowfluffs and into the far corner, cowering under his forelegs. It is several minutes before the commotion calms.
“Munsta go!” one cheers. “Fwuffies safe fwom munsta.” Riddick sits in the corner alone, head down whimpering to himself.
“Wan Bwikk fwiend.” he mutters to himself quietly. Eventually the first round of feeding for the pillowfluffs comes.
A cheer of “Nummies and uppsies!” comes from the pillowfluffs.
“Put Mossie bak on piwwow?” the green pillowfluff asks straining to look at the human. They quickly right the pillowfluff. Each is moved to the little box in turn then fed. A handful of kibble is dropped near Riddick. The little Alicorn eats the best he can.
“Nuu hungry.” lamenting into his kibble as he lay down, trying to sleep through the loneliness. Soon the door to the pillowfluff room opens, the same care taker holding a familiar red Earth pillowfluff. Riddick picks his head up from the floor. “Bwikk?” He begins to trot towards the line of fluffs.
>>682685876
Bump
>>682686279
dont have but i have this
>>682686802
>>682686648
>>682687572
>>682687530
>>682687625
>>682687530
I fucking new it
>>682687761
mein fuhrer will make America great again
>>682686612
Keep it up, the story seems pretty interesting to me, if I was a drawfag I would make images and shit, but I can't, sorry anon.
>>682687572
>>682687625
>>682687671
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>>682687870
bump for trump, mein fuhrer
>>682686612
Do you have a pastebin so i can start from the beginning?
>>682688651
That would be nice
>>682686612
“Munsta bakk!” a yellow Pegasus calls out, her little wings flapping uselessly as the panic already takes hold. Brick looks around for the 'munsta' after he is safely on his own pillow.
“Munsta? Bwikk only see fwuffies an' Widdik...” Brick trails off as he gets a good look at the happy foal coming towards him. Head up with the horn prominently showing, wings fluttering in excitement. “M-munsta!” Brick cries out. Riddick begins to run towards his friend.
“Nu am munsta! Am Bwikk's fwiend, Widdik. Wan pway wiff bwokkies and huggie sweepies.” Riddick counters.
“Nuu munsta! Wan munsta go!” Brick cries out. The caretaker picks up Riddick, carrying him out of the saferoom.
“Nuu upsies! Widdik wan pway and fwiends.” he laments, breaking into a little sob. The caretaker puts Riddick into a Sorry Box. “Nuu sowwie box! Nuu! Widdik am good fwuffy, nu am munsta!” he pounds on the door of the Sorry Box as well as he can. His hoofpads rapping gently. A blanket is thrown over the Sorry Box.
“Nuu nuu dawkies.. Widdik good fwuffy... wan fwiend.. huu huu...” he slumps against the door, defeated. “Wan Daddeh. Wan Daddeh nao!” he cries out rubbing his forelegs against each other. “Nee liwwer box.”
Rousing himself, Riddick stands looking for the litter box in the Sorry Box. Finding none, obviously. He circles the dark box using his muzzle to find his way around, bumping into the walls with every other step. Finding himself in a warm spot, where he was laying originally.
“Nuu poopie box. Nu wan make bad poopies, but nee' ta make poopies.” He worries, clearly in a conundrum. “Sowwie Daddeh... Widdik make bad poopsies...” he squats down where he is, dropping a load in front of the door. “Now dawkies and nu smeww pwetty... Dummeh sowwie box, dummeh fwuffies...”
>>682688651
No pastebin, but I can dump the whole story. Been keeping it as I post.
mfw trump makes animu girls real but not fluffies
1/3
>>682689531
2/3
>>682689406
mfw I'm spiderman
>>682689603
3/3
>>682688121
Don't worry about it. If I could draw, I wouldn't be writing this. Hell, if I'm barely a writefag.
The Chronicles of Riddick (the Fluffy) start
>>682689313
as shitty as the booru is, why not post it there?
>>682687761
Trump AND fluffy abuse?
This thread could only get better with moonman
>>682689702
but anon, you can draw. You just have to practice.
>>682690008
>>682689987
Eh, don't have any desire to do that.
>>682690159
why not? it would make it immensely easier to read your story.
>>682690282
>>682690248
If someone else wants to post it there, fine by me.
>>682690378
I can upload it for you, though a text full version would be immensely preferable for upload.
How should I chunk it?
Also, what author name would you like?
It was a hot afternoon, I heard loud voices outside my house.
It was a mare, crying for help, as she started giving birth to her foals.
"Biggest poopies, pls go, ouchis, pls bebehs come out!".
I knew this was the time to act, at last they were there, helpless,vulnerable - and they were in my garden - and all mine.
I stepped outside and as the mare saw me she smilled and start crying with joy :"nu dadah!, pls hewp, bebehs few bad".
"Sure, I will help you, but you must do one thing for me"
"Anytin nu dadah!, wa u want?"
.....
>>682690665
Don't have a full text version. Would need to write it all out again, but transcribing it would be easy enough. And I could edit it.
No idea on author name.
Back to writing.
>>682690891
Any suggestion on how I chunk it for upload?
bumping for riddick
>>682691111
Whatever is easiest I guess? Never been to the booru.
>>682690891
You should just be called riddick, is the best way to recognize you I believe. That should be your name.
>>682692575
That works. Or Chronicler.
>>682692543
Good.
>>682689189
>>682685876
That image is unnecessary. You can actually sum these threads down to one element:
pure, medical grade autism
Hi guys
>>682691560
Riddick finds a random spot that somehow feels better than the rest of the hard plastic. He sleeps fitfully, wings flapping and kicking in his sleep. After a couple hours the blanket is taken off of the Sorry Box rousing Riddick from his sleep.
“Widdik pway?” he asks, yawning. Annalisa opens the cage, frowning at the literal shit at the door. “Mummeh!” the young foal exclaims as he runs towards her. Annalisa reaches in, lifting the little foal out of the Sorry Box.
“Damn it, Chad, you have to let them use the litter box before putting them in the Sorry Box.” she mutters under her breath. “Where am I going to put you? Don't get along anwhere.” She just holds him while she cleans up the shit out of the Sorry Box.
“Wy fwuffies nu wike Widdik? Am good fwuffie, wan fwiends and pway. Big wan Daddeh.” he babbles. “Wy Bwikk nu wike Widdik anymow?” the black and grey foal asks. He begins to pout in Annalisa's hand. She sighs, setting him down on the front desk; which is quickly becoming his private play room.
“Alicorns...” Annalisa begins, “Are not liked Riddick. Both wings, horn, and strong? Too much for other fluffies.” she answers. Riddick tilts his head at her, not understanding again. He finds the eraser he cuddled before and began pushing it around. The little foal struggles against the eraser until he tires himself out.
The rest of the Riddick's day is spent pushing the eraser around, or rolling pens around. After a stack of three pens he pounds his hoofpads against the desktop in excitement, flapping his wings as he does.
“Widdik make a fing!” He goes to step on the highest of the pens, “Widdik's wong stak! Widdik wong stak!” He puts more and more of his weight on the pens. They slip out from under him, sending the foal flying forwards. “Ahh!”
>>682693953
motherfucker you are a excelent artist
>>682694856
:3 Thank you broski.
>>682552809
Yes! You're back!
>>682693953
MAKE MORE SWEEPY BABY STORIES
>>682692077
I'll just try to figure out what clear transitions in the story would be good as breaks between parts.
>>682692575
>>682692962
Riddick it is
I've got to go. I'll return in about an hour, let's see how much I miss. Auto-update will be on. When I return, I will post.
![full[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/DWz0KFA.gif "full[1].gif")
>>682695843
I don't know what else I could do with this guy.
I feel like more comics about him would be like beating a dead horse.
>>682696261
Escapes and whores him self to italian resturants in return for sketti.
Something going on tonight? It's usually busier around here.
I just lurk, but guess I can upload some old crap.
>>682697392
Same shit different thread
>>682697467
Wish I could draw. I was actually looking in to trying to open a site and hire some people to generate content. Charge like a buck a month to just give to the most voted artists. I run several other small ventures, so it's a matter of time at this point.
>>682693953
I love your stuff mang.
>>682686612
what's a pillowfluff?
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>>682693230
better get back to your boipussy thread, faggot.
>>682686279
>>682694529
His left shoulder hits the desktop hard, a gentle pop comes from the joint. Riddick skids to a stop, finally resting on his side. A long moment passes when nothing happens, then Riddick lets out a whimper.
“Weggie haf big owchies!” crying out in pain, a sob escapes him. “Huu huu, nuu gif owchies wong bwokkies, Widdik wan pway...” he breaks down into crying. It takes a moment for the blonde at the front desk to check out what happened.
“Poor baby.” cooing as she begins to stroke Riddick's back. The scratchies don't do much to help Riddick's position. “Need to be more careful. When you're playing.”
“Huu huu, weggie huwties, wan Daddeh.” he forces out between sobs. Riddick tries to stand, but can't move his leg well. This sends him tumbling back onto the desktop in a heap. Crying out louder than before, “Weggie no wowk! Wy nu weggie wan mov'?” he asks his limp. “Widdik sowwie weggie, pwease wet Widdik pway.”
It is right about this time that Riddick's Daddy walks through the door.
“Riddick! What happened?” he aks, gingerly picking up his foal.
“Widdik pwaying wif wong bwokkies, wan stan' on stak. Den stak gif Widdik big weggie owchies. Nao weggie nu wan pway.” Poor little guy is explaining as best he can through the tears and pain. Sounds like something was dislocated. Shit, I need to get that joint back into its socket if it is dislocated. Annalisa comes back with a Fluffy first aid kit.
“Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't watch him for a minute and this happened.” We both work to splint Riddick's leg so he doesn't damage it more.
“Daddeh gif huggies... Widdik nee' huggie, wan feew bettew. Pwease hewp Widdik.” he begs. I pick the little dude up gently taking him in one hand, bringing him up to my face. I nuzzle his back, then turning him to rub his muzzle against my cheek.
>>682698595
A fluffy without any legs.
>>682693953
Fukkin saved
>>682693953
love your art /b/ro
>>682699093
Not sure I would go calling guys out who get off on seeing things tortured and killed slowly, and who have lots of ideas on how to do it. Some of us might be admins or know admins and know how to get IPs.
Notice you haven't seen cancer fag posting his Moonchild from never Ending Story religious crap threads in a few days? Wonder why.
WUV!
>>682699277
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You guys are gonna love this one
moar wuv!
>>682699277
His left shoulder hits the desktop hard, a gentle pop comes from the joint. Riddick skids to a stop, finally resting on his side. A long moment passes when nothing happens, then Riddick lets out a whimper.
“Weggie haf big owchies!” crying out in pain, a sob escapes him. “Huu huu, nuu gif owchies wong bwokkies, Widdik wan pway...” he breaks down into crying. It takes a moment for the blonde at the front desk to check out what happened.
“Poor baby.” cooing as she begins to stroke Riddick's back. The scratchies don't do much to help Riddick's position. “Need to be more careful. When you're playing.”
“Huu huu, weggie huwties, wan Daddeh.” he forces out between sobs. Riddick tries to stand, but can't move his leg well. This sends him tumbling back onto the desktop in a heap. Crying out louder than before, “Weggie no wowk! Wy nu weggie wan mov'?” he asks his limp. “Widdik sowwie weggie, pwease wet Widdik pway.”
It is right about this time that Riddick's Daddy walks through the door.
“Riddick! What happened?” he aks, gingerly picking up his foal.
“Widdik pwaying wif wong bwokkies, wan stan' on stak. Den stak gif Widdik big weggie owchies. Nao weggie nu wan pway.” Poor little guy is explaining as best he can through the tears and pain. Sounds like something was dislocated. Shit, I need to get that joint back into its socket if it is dislocated. Annalisa comes back with a Fluffy first aid kit.
“Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't watch him for a minute and this happened.” We both work to splint Riddick's leg so he doesn't damage it more.
“Daddeh gif huggies... Widdik nee' huggie, wan feew bettew. Pwease hewp Widdik.” he begs. I pick the little dude up gently taking him in one hand, bringing him up to my face. I nuzzle his back, then turning him to rub his muzzle against my cheek.
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>>682698510
Aww thanks guys, guess I'll keep em comin.
>>682699902
subversion...nice
>>682700982
Do you want an idea for your next comic?
>>682693953
Man i love yourart but specially the situations
>>682703265
Like they would survive that long. But still nice.
>>682704026
hey, with a cat to protect and hunt for them they'd actually have a fighting chance
It would would nice to see a summary of all the innate knowlege that fluffies are genetically programmed with. Things like:
-sketties are best nummies
-mummah is for milkies and wuv
-poopies nu smell pretty
These are just basic ones - I mean an exhaustive list
>>682693953
Apex kek
>>682704665
There's a wiki.
>>682701784
Sure man, lay it on me.
KfarDeenis كفردينس is a village in Lebanon, situated in the Rashaya District, which is an administrative district within the Beqaa Governorate. It is located north of Dahr El Ahmar. KfarDeenis is 78 kilometres (48 mi) away from the capital of Beirut.[1]
>>682704810
A lot of the articles suck balls, I feel like it hasn't been updated since 2014.
The main "fluffies" article is good though.
>>682691111
Nice quads.
>>682700794
“It'll be ok Riddick. Going to get you better.” I take off basically as soon as I can. The wind kicks up forcing Riddick to cry out again. Forgot how fragile Fluffies were actually. There's a vet around here somewhere, I've seen it before. And it starts to rain, of course. Now I am carrying a wet, crying, and in pain fluffy to a Vet's office.
Jogging towards the Vet, thankfully it is still open. Bursting through the door I look at the receptionist. She's already checked out, filing her nails.
“Is the Vet still here? I have a little emergency on my hands.” I hold up Riddick. The cold has numbed his leg, mercifully.
“Sky wawa cowd. Widdik nu wike cowd sky wawa...” he sneezes, this only forces his dislocated leg twitch, “Nuuu mo' weggie huwties!”
“Yeah, the vet's here. He's just cleaning up. Let me see if he can fit you in.” A moment later she returns, “You can go back. He's ready for you.” Nodding I head back, opening the door to the operating room or whatever its called, with my back.
“Alright, set your fluffy on the table there. I'll get you in and out, ten minutes max. You need a minute?” he turns his back to me, opening a cabinet.
“No, just want to get this done as fast as possible.” Telling him as I lay Riddick down. He shakes himself off as well as he can, the pain from his leg restricting his movements a lot. The Vet turns back around, drawing a needle full of something.
“What do you think this is?” I ask, cocking an eyebrow.
“This is an euthanasia right?” I'm just floored. Stunned for a moment.
“Uffen-wa?” Riddick pipes up, looking at me. I shake my head.
“No, he dislocated his leg and I want you to fix it. Now put that away.” The Vet looks a little surprised but puts the needle down. “This is going to hurt a little Riddick. Be a big fluffy, brave fluffy.” He nods some, looking scared.
>>682688998
>saves picture
>picture show up as fist sized thumbnail at the bottom right of the screen
Nope. Uh-uh.
>>682704665
>fluffies are for hugs and love
>babies are for hugs and love
>babies need milk
>young babies are chirpie babies
>legs are for running and playing
>dummy human, this is smarty land now, leave(/and give spaghetti) or get hurt
>special places aren't for touching
>special hugs are bad when they occur without consent
>enf during special hugs
>good feels during orgasm
>spaghetti is the best food
>wan die when psychologically broken
>uppies are an increase in altitude
>good and bad uppies are based on consent, trust and foreknowledge
>blocks and balls are toys
>sticks and boxes are punishment
>giving birth is the biggest poopie
>foals must be licked clean after birth
>cruel creatures are monsters
>alicorns are monsters
>maternal mothers are mommas
>owners are mommies or daddies
>food is nummies
>L/R->W & TH->V/B & sometimes V->B & plural form appends 'ies', excepting:
>>spaghetti is sketti/sketties
>>okay is otay
>defecation is poop
>bad and good defecation based on location, intent and cleanliness
>things that smell bad don't smell pretty
Here's a start. It's not particularly robust or organized, but it should take a general form of basic, simple directive statements
>>682706833
Holy keks anon, this shit is good.
>>682707572
You forgot the two most important ones!
>pwease nu huwt fwuffy
>fwuffy am gud fwuffy
>>682707572
>dummy human, this is smarty land now, leave(/and give spaghetti) or get hurt
>hurt
BIggest poopsies
>>682707572
I'd add some more basic anatomical knowledge, such as
>eyes are seeing places
>ears are hearing places
>gender (special lumps, 'not a mare')
>pain is hurties, severve pain is biggest hurties
>>682708568
Why would it jump in to its food bowl in the first place?
>>682705385
Make a comic about a smarty accidentally "killing" an old man (causing the man a heart attack by upsetting him) and taking the old man's yard.
>>682708848
>hurties
owwies
>>682708149
Thanks Anon.
Its compliments from Anons that keep me going. Want to complete the scene at the vet tonight, but I'm getting tired. Not sure if anyone is reading either.
>>682708848
Oh and how could i forget 'poopy place'
>>682705385
Can you please more sweepy bebe
>>682709113
Part it bye post=paragraph and patch work it in this thread so you can keep all the anons content
Pls
>>682709081
oops what was i thinking
>>682709435
What?
Are you asking if I am saving everything? Then yes.
>>682707572
already thought of more
I'm sticking to fairly early canons so far. I'll do color grading and possible asshole behavior later
I'm also keeping canon fluffy's tendency to apologize when experiencing unknown pain as part of a built in instinct to assume they are being punished
>>682708532
>>682708848
>>682708796
also thanks
>>water is wawa (exception)
>pain is hurt or ow
>eyes are seeing places
>ears are hearing places
>anus is poop place
>fluff is pretty
>water is bad for fluffies
>water is especially bad for babies
>death is sleeping forever
>LOVE IS THE PRIME DIRECTIVE
>all objects may be unique agents
>babies need mothers
>babies need milk and mothers to grow up big and strong
>hugs make everything better
>sorry is an adjective
>pain is punishment unless it's not
>many fluffies sleep in a pile
>sadness is heart pain
>>682709472
I think hurties is like attacking(smarty giving human biggest hurties) and owwies being defensive.bebbeh has biggest tummy owwies
>>682709736
No. Finish the current scene by making smaller posts then save them afterwards
I got nothing else to read
>>682709980
that's wandering into headcanon territory. in practise they're used interchangeably almost all the time
>>682710062
Oh? I've been typing everything up in word then pasting the character limit into the posts.
>>682710364
Ah. Being mobile fag autocorrect bugs a lot. Don't want Riddick to die tho. Great story fam
>>682693953
underrated post
>>682689349
Where can I find this
>>682695993
Nice, this thread is still alive.
>>682709009
>>682710583
He's not dying. Just can't have the story be all happy and rainbows eh?
Typing next post.
>>682709876
And i read in wiki that blood is boo-boo juice though i rarely see this in comics
>>682693953
hadn't bothered to read this, kek
>>682709113
Its all good, no pressure about it, but I think other anons are reading as well, so if you keep posting we will keep reading.
>>682689531
>>682689603
>>682689701
This one is really good. Wish there was more.
>>682710866
plz stop
>>682710983
good catch anon!
>>682710780
what?
>>682685876
Autism the thread
>>682698426
i dont know why, that makes me rage so hard.. the face
>>682711224
Is there a video?
>>682711582
probably, but I don't have it
I actually lost the rest of the videos, unfortunately, there were more
>>682689701
This one really need an ending.
C'mon don't die on me now
>>682712224
Fuck so close
>>682697392
My dad did the same thing to me. He would make me go to the garage and pick the 2 by 4 he would beat me with. I would bring it to him and he would make me choose how many times i would get hit. I was too scared to ever pick less than twenty times. When he finished he would make me carry the 2 by 4 to my room, where it would stay in the corner for me to stare at.
>>682709009
Sounds kinda funny man, let me sleep on it a bit.
>>682709282
Nah bruh
>>682706833
“Widdik bwave... Widdik nu babbeh...” He's trying to convince himself. The Vet takes his little leg, suddenly snapping the joint back into the socket. Riddick cries out and shits himself almost instantly. The Vet isn't happy about this whatsoever. My little buddy is in so much pain he can't even cry, he's just trying to catch his breath. I rub his cheek, he rubs back for a moment before he begins suckling on my finger. He must have been in a lot of pain to regress like this.
The Vet tapes a small dowel to Riddick's leg, then snips off the excess length.
“You're going to want to leave that on for a day or two. Take it off gently, I suggest soaking it in warm water before removing it. Don't want to rebreak the leg. If there is any pain by Tuesday, let me know. See Monica for billing.” Lifting Riddick up he stopped suckling, which I can't tell is a good or bad sign at this point. He's just laying still on my palm.
“It's all over Riddick. You were big and brave.” He nods, tail wagging some. “Time to go home. Spaghetti for you tonight.” I'm not going to bore all of you with how the payment part went down, but it wasn't as expensive as I would've thought. Which is nice.
Riddick and I get home, he's limping around but stops because of the pain and it is hard to do that when you have a stick tied to your leg. Most of the time I just carry him where he needs to go.
“Nuu Daddeh, Widdik wan pway. Nuu upsies.” he protest.
“Riddick, you need to heal.” I pause knowing that he won't understand. “Riddick, huggies will make you better but no move ok?” Looking up at me from the coffee table he nods.
“Ok Daddeh. Widdik nu mov'.” It takes him a while to lay down, his splinted leg in the air. Rolling him onto his back I tickle his chest a little. Riddick laughs, kicking his hind legs in the air. We both smile and laugh, yes this is much better.
>>682712464
>>682712997
Oh this doesn't end well
>>682712464
I'm actually sorry about this, but I imagine him drawing a face on it to actually stare at you.
>>682714300
kek
>>682712997
Pillowfluffs are just like human paraplegics, but honest about what they really want.
>>682713438
yo i dont mean to be rude but i think you left a part of the story out when you were reposting it.
The part where the yellow unicorn charges and hurts riddick. i think its supposed to be between the parts you have labeled 10 and 11
>>682714952
And here's how it ends
>>682715419
Shit. Did I miss something!?
>>682714300
Pic made me kek.
No need to feel sorry, the past is in the past. Somehow, i feel like that's the reason why i enjoy these threads.
flugby minimanimalism
>>682715656
i think so
like part where the unicorn acctually beats up riddick. I saw it earlier in a diff thread.
>>682716156
Yeah, found the missing part. Glad I'm keeping all the screen shots.
Repairing now.
>>682715452
I didn't realize that was the ending. There is a lot of comics in-between, but sometimes it's hard to know where these start and end.
goblinfluff here. thinking about not posting on the booru until they stop spamming wolfram's content to the front page
>>682717041
you are going to trigger an autist
>>682716156
Here's the repaired part.
Thanks for catching that.
>>682712535
Ever seen "exploding vermins"?
>>682712464
Your dad sounds like a cunt.
Does anyone have the one where the fluffy tells a joke. I forget if it was a greentext screencap, or OC from an anon. But it was about how a fluffy tells a botched, plot hole ridden story/joke to another fluffy and the second fluffy laughs hard.
This is probably incredibly specific
>>682708532
>"am onwy widdwe babbeh"
>>682712703
>>682712770
the punishment should fit the crime
shit outside the litter box -> anus sewn shut/ghost peppers shoved in ass
hump shoes/slippers -> lose dick/balls
>>682717335
>"just can't get enough poop!"
> crying litterpal desperately wishing for death
kek
>>682717335
Won't they die from eating shit all the time? Do they need to take special antibiotics or something?
>>682720192
Litterpalls do,from diseases.But also the fluffies dont diguest their food properly go something around 30% of their food is unproccesed and passes through
>>682720192
Yep, but that is why its all the shitty looking fluffies that won't sell otherwise or strays.
>>682718080
Pretty much
>>682719771
>>682720192
yeah, but they're cheap and disposable. as much as they hate shit, they'll still eat it (and lick assholes clean) when beaten and given no other food. litter pals are made from smarties, infertile mares, and fluffies with terrible colors, so they're otherwise literally worthless
>>682722195
yeah, litter pals can double as a fuckbag. doesn't matter if it's a male, either - actually, it's more hilarious
>>682720444
>>682720641
>>682722359
So about how long do they last?
>>682717414
THIS STORY IS INTERESTING, POST THE REST
Did Abuse-sir come back with that spider comic?
>>682720192
Depending on the writer, a LitterPal (a fluffy who subsists entirely on shit) can live between 5 days and a month.
The point of a LitterPal isn't to each shit, exactly, but to clean a Fluffy's anus after it shits, since a Fluffy can't clean itself. Of course, this leads to dominance issues. A fluffy with empathy for the LitterPal won't use it. A fluffy who is a bully will use it readily, as will a fluffy with aggression issues, so really an otherwise good fluffy would use a LitterPal if tricked into it, but would be considered (ethically) a poor Fluffy afterward.
So now LitterPals are just set in the middle of a LitterBox area since Fluffies just spray their shit all over it instead of only approaching it for toilet paper like activity, effectively creating an even worse smell or shit horrorshow for the owner to clean up, but since it is all contained in one box and owners are too lazy to clean the shit out of a Fluffy's fur EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY some owners just roll with it.
>>682723139
As long as the story needs.
>>682723156
See
>>682689855
It starts there. The last post in this thread is the most up to date.
Tired tonight, will continue it tomorrow.
>>682693953
10/10 very good goyum
>>682693774
Kekked at the last pane
A LitterPal can also serve as a warning for other Fluffies. A kind of "This is what happens if..." scenario. Though I've ever really read of an instance where Fluffies seeing a "bad Fluffy" turned into a LitterPal actually curbs their bad behavior. It really just serves as a justice catharsis for the owner or any Fluffy who was abused by the newly designated Fluffy.
But, most LitterPals are not punished wrong-doers. They are just bad colored foals who were shit on by their own mothers because the mothers assumed that a baby with fur the color of shit deserves to live in it. This is a side-effect of Fluffy programming: the mare associates two teats with two babies; the mare is also pre-programmed with a color hierarchy in order to spend all of her resources on high-dollar foals (with the exception of Alicorns, see below).
>>682723533
>check'd
>>682723139
>>682723454
weeks, maybe a couple months. fluffies can survive off of shit for a while because so much is left undigested by their systems, but eventually they'll succumb to vitamin/mineral deficiency, infection, mental breakdown, or being fucked to death
>>682724134
So the green one became a litterpal? Why?
>>682723459
I've read all that's been posted.
I must know whether or not Riddick will grow a pair and fuck up amber, or at least be discovered by the litter pals if he goes back
>>682724258
and depending on canon they might go into a "wan die" loop and refuse to eat poopies anymore and simply starve to death / shut down. This happens more with Smarties forced to become LitterPals, as they have lost everything. A poopie baby has been shit on since birth.
>>682699779
lol you're the kinda kid that cried to his mom when he got strawberry milk at school
Anyone got the comic of a pink fluffy getting shaved and humiliated because it called a gray fluffy ugly?
>>682724933
>I must know whether or not Riddick will grow a pair and fuck up amber,
Do you really want spoilers?
>least be discovered by the litter pals if he goes back
Maybe! We'll see where it goes.
Anybody have the comic where a pink feral mare is found on a college campus and is taken in and gives birth?
>>682725685
Alright, looks I'll be waiting for tomorrow's thread
I would post "Good Manners is all that Matters" which demonstrates how an adult non-poopieh Fluffy turned into a LitterPal works, but I only saved the last two parts of it.
>>682726084
>>682699242
et tu bwootie fwen?
>>682726233
>>682726084
never fear! ill start you off.
damn, too late
>>682726318
part 3
part 4
>>682726918
>>682726991
Thank you. My part 3 and 4 have too high resolution for whatever reason.
"Good Manners is All That Matters" >>682726233
>>682726318
>>682726918
>>682726991
Alice, part 1
alice, part 2
Alice: III
Section 4 of "Alice"
Alice, Part 5
Alice 6
alice part seven
A71C3 /// 8
The End
>>682722926
that doesn't even make sense
you could just buy a brown one and stick it in a tube
>>682728191
I swear there's a piece inbetween 1 and 2 where it shows the mother and other foals being drowned and stabbed.
>>682728615
Breeding cost
Food cost
Amputation cost
Sure you can do it your self,but having someone go it for it was more convinent,plus you dont have to hear its incessient whining as you raise it to be perfect size.
>>682722926
I like how one of them is a boy. But yeah they are overpriced unless the color somehow makes the experience more pleasurable. The tube itself is probably worth $20 and you just re-fill it with garbage $5 fluffies each month / week. My assumption is they are $40 so when the inevitable "$20 sale with free enfie pal included!" sale comes they are more desirable
>>682729055
there is, can confirm
>>682729448
I think I have it. Give me a quick second as I have 800+ pictures with little to no organization
>>682729448
Found it.
>>682729909
Thats a one off.Same author but not linked to the alice story
what the fuck is this shit
jesus christ
>>682730302
The PillowFluff (a Fluffie who with all legs amputated) is a morbid satire of Pet Industry standards such as declawing or wing-clipping.
Really, any Fluffy fantasy story that takes place in a shelter is usually a statement on how awful those places are and how awful pet owners are.
>>682730412
kek
>>682729909
Ah, OK. since Alice isn't in that one I never saved it.
>>682730097
Interesting. Definitely adds to it.
>>682712917
>easy prey for foxes and raptors
>raptors
Hi again! Have you all been behaving?
When a Fluffy is designated a sex-toy, it gains the title of Enfie Mare or Enfie Babbeh.
A stallion who is raped is also referred to as a Mare, though it will constantly cry "Nu am mare! Nuuuu!" which just makes it funnier.
>>682730694
I'm not a fan of those grinding up the foals to make sketties. Seems like it would be easier to just have a bunch of cheap pasta.
>>682724799
Because green is not a desirable color
>>682731378
Mummah! Mummah! Put on not-fwuff! Fwuffy can see no-nos! Dey go on foweeeeeeeeeba...
>>682730981
raptors means birds of prey eagles hawks etc
>>682731516
It's not a way to feed them, its killing foals to slow the reproduction. Spaghetti is just an incentive for the parents to kill their children.
>>682730981
>not knowing raptors are a type of predatory bird
Sure smells like summer up in this bitch.
>>682731516
Why waste money,over time,over fluffies,when you have a very viable surplus of foals to grind up and serve? Humans eat it specially prepared as special meals.Why not
>>682730302
>Newfag detected
>>682731378
u is too wate nyu fweind. Der nu sketties left
>>682731799
You still kill the foals, just have them drop into a tank of water.
>>682731826
A meat grinder is more expensive than tons of the lowest quality spaghetti made from 60% recycled cardboard
>>682731516
But then someone would have to refil them from time to time with more food, and that wastes money and manpower.
Drawfag from a few days ago here, I was the one who took requests. I'm trying yet another style, with elements borrowed from skoon, mutagen and wolfram. Does /b/ prefer this new style?
>>682731958
Number 1 and number 2.
Pussy destroyed.
No survivors.
>>682731799
It can also serve as a horrible disciplinary action. As mummahs are programmed to "nu eat babbeh" if you turn them into sketti before their eyes, this programming conflicts with their insatiable desire for sketti. When they invariable eat it, they will cry and say "nu is gud sketti" or "nu gud sketti taste wike babbehs" etc. Then they will always (for two weeks anyway) know they are bad mummehs who ate their babbehs.
In the wild a mummah might eat her worstest babbeh so she can make miwkies for the bestest babbehs.
>>682732354
>>682732266
You make sense, which is something the fandom doesn't think about most of the time.
Personally I just think the machines create an interesting moral dilemma for the mother which makes for good stories.
>>682700440
Oh god, why is hug box so goooooood
>>682733403
Can somebody edit this so the fluffy is saying "Say dat tu fwuffy face an see wut happen..."
>>682732717
I never saw it as a foal grinder, just as a drop box for foals with a cheap ass toxin laced pasta for population control
>>682733403
>>682733854
meant for >>682733544
>>682732717
Eh, the economy of Fluffies is insane. You kinda have to take what the canon gives you and make it work in your own head, like all the Star Wars movies.
for example I just assume fluffy meat is not fit for human consumption at all no matter how it is prepared, otherwise the existence of fluffies would end world hunger.
Why is the booru cancer? Every hugbox post I see is invaded by autistic fucks who say shit like "HURR DURR WHY ISN'T THAT FLUFFY STOMPED YET HERPADERPDERR SKETTIES WERE POISON DURRRRR ALL HUGBOXERS SHOULD BE ARRESTED AND TORTURED HURRRRRRRRRRRR"
>>682734122
the fandom is cancer
