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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>682683899
Nope.
I've seen a number of Christmas stories. Which one in particular?
>posting a boobs bait gif in a thread full of gay people
>>682684164
The one with ralphie?
"you'll shoot your eye out"?
Haha you're gay
>>682684295
Seen it as many times as I've fapped
you're not allowed to be gay unless you're with me
>>682684543
Sauce?
>>682684833
Osomatsu-san.
>>682684674
/thread
>>682684920
Thanks /b/ro
>>682684975
Not a problemo, /b/ro
>>682684920
Wait no, not that. The cat chick.
>>682685035
Yo das nice
>>682684760
Well? What are you talking about?
>>682684920
You're a cruel man.
man, slow thread
>>682685243
You don't even know christmas classics
i dont know whether to be angry or sad
i am the cruelest. incapable of feeling affection or sympathy..
>>682685243
Sauce... I just... I need it...
>>682685068
So what do to guys do here?
>>682685115
> chick
>>682685386
What do you regard as the "classics" amongst Christmans films?
Yet you cry when I'm mean and say you deserve better. At least try and be consistent.
>>682683975
literally the fruits of your degeneracy
>>682685569
Make the world a better place
>>682685478
Just sit around at the same internet cafe and shitpost on 4chan.
>>682685605
APPARENTLY EVERYTHING YOU HAVENT SEEN
I do deserve better. Nobody should be mean to me
>>682685647
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>682685760
You gonna have to try better than that :)
oops mislinked
>>682685569
>>682685953
first post
>when demos makes the thread just right
I had to be sleeping 3 hours ago but i had to flood the other thread before
I'm getting off now see you tomorrow same time -3hrs furfags, given that aids havent purged you yet
>>682686082
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww yisssssss
>>682686055
Mm, i caught it its all good :) you guys gonna put out some material?
>>682686203
Come again!
>>682686247
Is this not enough material for you?
>>682685953
So tell me what I should watch out of your "classics". Also what movie were you talking about?
Wrong. Again.
>>682686214
How was your salad?
>>682686322 (checked)
Why does he have so much spaghetti in his ass?
>>682686322
Being me, nah, needs more.....splosins and furs
>>682686394
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085334/
>>682686479
I DIDN'T HAVE A SALAD.
It's a tapeworm.
>>682686508
Well then.
>>682686862
WELL WHAT DID YOU HAVE?
>>682686479
> why does he have so much spaghetti in his arse,
>>682686592
Fuck you.
Haven't even heard of that film. My Christmas classic is Die Hard.
eisen come back
>>682686965
shepherds pie
>>682686983
i haven't seen that one
i remember people yelled at me to see it last year around christmas too.
>>682686983
Yes, why?
>>682687144 (checked)
That's acceptable, I suppose.
>>682687425
I feel sick.
>>682687425
Just made me think of that picture.
>>682687144
You call me out for having not seen certain films but you've never seen Die Hard?! What the actual fuck.
>>682687647
That's no good. Like from the pie?
>>682687722
BUT WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MUCH SPAGHETTI IN HIS ASS?
>>682687722
I don't like to watch movies alone, and i've never had the opportunity to watch it with someone.
>>682687850
Yes, I feel a little barfy.
>>682688106
Go lie down and find someone to rub your tumtum.
>>682687850
Parasites.
>>682688106
Eugh.
DERAIL THIS FAGGOT THREAD REEEEEE KILL YOURSELVES
>>682688511
Why are parasites putting spaghetti in his ass?
>>682688237
but who could possibly rub my tumtum at this hour?
>>682688511
Eugh yourself old man.
>>682688730
The parasites are the spaghetti.
>>682688859
I don't evoke that response. I'm too great.
>>682688859
Call Eisen.
>>682689113
I don't think that's how spaghetti works.
>>682689113
Alright, you get an "ehhh"
>>682689410
K.
>>682689410
But that is how arse spaghetti works.
>>682689763
I get nothing but praise from those who know me. I am the most valued employee at McDonalds.
>>682690019
YOU'RE A DIRTY LIAR
>>682689763
I'll K you.
>>682689806
Oh. It's a good thing there's a doctor in the house.
>>682690511
Maybe I'll let you.
>>682690138
No it's true. I may be getting a promotion soon.
>>682690511
Arse spaghetti is terminal though.
>>682690684
That is lewd, sir.
>>682690825
At least he already has his last meal.
>>682690825
Don't try me with this shit. I'm not falling for it again.
>>682690972
No it's not.
>>682691122
?
>>682690972
He didn't really. The arse spaghetti eats it all.
>>682691122 (checked)
Yes it is, you slut.
>>682691355
But he can just eat the ass spaghetti.
>>682691355
SHUT UP
YOU DON'T WORK AT MCDONALDS.
>>682691458
It's not tho? Or at least I don't think it is.
>>682691595
I bet you're already preparing your anus.
>>682691458
He can't. It recedes further into the bum to escape.
>>682691595
OK. I was fired from that job, You didn't have to bring that up though :l
that's pretty lewd
>>682691913
No, I'm not. As much as I'd like to be.
>>682692087
Shut up.
>>682692162
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
>>682692087
Then he'll just have to reach in there nice and deep.
>>682692257
Well then doooo eeeeet.
>>682692419
But for whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
>>682692510
Why not?
>>682692257
Rude.
>>682692419
Not humanly possible.
>>682692682
although my butt will be full, my heart remains empty.
>>682692727
<3
>>682692257
no u
>>682692727
Maybe for you.
>>682692876
Just fill it with dildos.
>>682692876
You don't get to tell me to shut up for no reason and then post "<3" at me.
>>682693491
Well it is true I am not a freak of nature.
Fill your heart with ascaris.
>>682693491
No.
>>682693813
No.
>>682693715
Why not?
>>682693715
Triggered
>>682693913
YES.
Because it's inconsistent.
>>682694242
The information you share with me about your occupation is inconsistent.
>>682693715
Absolutely disgusting.
>>682693913
YES
>>682694391
It's not. I get fired a lot.
>>682694392
Maybe for you.
>>682694392
no
that's not what this bitch wants
>>682694609
You? I have a hard time believing that.
>>682694609
>not being able to reach through your entire intestines
>>682694615
What does the bitch want?
>>682694816
That sarcasm is hurtful.
>>682694884
It's an ability I've managed without and never want to have.
>>682694884
A greek salad.
And a boyfriend who I can lounge around with doing nothing but share the same space with.
And fuck with.
>>682695154
It's not sarcasm.
>>682695154
That's what they all say. Until they need it.
>>682695238
You should fix that. Follow your dreams.
>>682695405
But meeting people is haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard.
>>682695238
Fuck you, I know it is.
>>682695405
Thank God I will never need it.
>>682695495
Just show them your bu- personality.
>>682695646
it isn't
i assume you would sooner quit than be fired
>>682695652
My fat personality can be a turn-off to most gentlemen i'm surrounded by.
>>682695646
Keep on believing that...
>>682695966 (checked)
Why's that?
>>682695966
No I just get fired. I don't know why you'd believe otherwise.
>>682696188
I will continue believing what is fact.
>>682696188
I'm not good at keeping peoples attention. Most people always seem to have someone else they can talk to or text when I get paired up in lecture activities, and maybe I'm becoming more cynical but I just don't like a lot of people I'm present with in clubs.
theres a whole lot of benis in here
>>682696700
Oh okay. I didn't know, I'm sorry.
>>682696822
thick, juicy benis
nigga pls, thats gay
:D
>>682696700
You naive fool.
>>682696721
Maybe you just need to find someone like yourself.
And that's probably because most people suck.
;~;
>>682697085
?
>>682697116
but everyone like me is oN THE FUCKING INTERNET
button up, cucumber butt
>>682697226
Well find someone on the internet then.
>>682697226
You still keep believing what I say in threads.
>>682697396
but distance hurts
>>682697538
hate.
you.
let me touch your penis.
>>682697553
I know, nigga. But that's how you know it's real.
>>682697618
No you don't.
>>682697731
nvbcgsjfkjd
it's so scary is all
the amount of trust over so little interaction needed is crazy, and then if you finally make it to meet together what happens if it goes to shit? you'll be stuck somewhere foreign with no one to help you.
>>682697856
HATE
YOU
>>682698276
Well you probably shouldn't actually go to meet them until you know each other pretty well, and actually think it could work out.
>>682698422
nrthfghgtjhgf
>>682698276
Your fan art says otherwise.
>>682698640
Just think about all those cuddles you could be having.
>>682698878
Yep, those good ol' virtual cuddles.
>>682699062
Which might lead to real cuddles.
sometimes virtual cuddles is all you have
>>682699186
DON'T DO IT
>>682699248
Is that all you have Raccoon?
>>682699186
Don't do it. There are so many more folders for you to assemble for me.
I want cats in human clothes. Thanks.
>>682699411
yes
>>682699368
how do you manage
>>682699592
fuck off you shite
>>682699917
My poor sweet Burkinabe.
>>682700021
Manage what?
>>682700237
online stuff
>>682700181
who are you
NOBODY KNOWS
What are you homos up to?
>>682700964
Who I am is unimportant. What is important is I pity you, my dearest Macedonian.
>>682700021
You love me though. I'm your best buddy.
>>682701442
:^) Awfully predictable. Why are anons so pathetic that they can never answer that question?
>>682701566
Both of those are pretty large statements.
>>682701570
Because we want to stay anonymous. If I wanted everyone to know who I was I'd use my avatar and put my tripcode on.
>>682700299 (checked)
I dunno, like, talking a lot?
>>682702005
Oh, it's you.
>>682701766
Both true. I have proof.
>>682702215
No it isn't.
Trump really can't be stumped! Who else is excited for our next president?
>>682702070
but don't you feel lonely?
>>682702237
Interesting.
>>682702600 (checked)
I know my bb loves me, even if he isn't here to show it.
>>682702600
Image cap denies me the opportunity to provide proof.
>>682683975
meeting again for the the first time is as old as an imaginary story in some elseworld where what if happens
>>682702756
I love you lemon
>>682703020
Love you too <3
